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Ashes of Doohan Sent Into Space

Stephen Samuel writes "The CBC is reporting that Star Trek actor James Doohan ("Scotty") achieved his hopes of having his ashes launched into space when a package containing some of his ashes, ashes of Mercury astronaut Gordon Cooper and about 200 other people were carried into sub-orbital space by a 6 meter (20') rocket. The rocket was launched by UP Aerospace from "Spaceport America", a commercial spaceport being developed in the southern New Mexico desert."

112 comments

  1. Don't beam me up. by romland · · Score: 2, Funny

    So "beam me up, Scotty" is now going to translate to "kicking the bucket", eh.

    1. Re:Don't beam me up. by Workaphobia · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, you're thinking of "Beam me up, God".

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    2. Re:Don't beam me up. by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      Right. So "Beam me up, Scotty."

    3. Re:Don't beam me up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? Mods: ...

    4. Re:Don't beam me up. by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      lol proof that you shouldn't mention such sacriledge against a geek's favourite show.

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    5. Re:Don't beam me up. by romland · · Score: 0

      sensitive bastards, to be honest :)

    6. Re:Don't beam me up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incorrect Canadian actor it was Jim Doohan not Jim Carrey.

  2. Congrats, Scotty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    You made it into space. If only briefly.

    >>the rocket soon parachuted back to Earth

    "Aye, Cap'n, I cannough change the lews of physics"

    Interestingly, Mr. Doohan was a huge fan of steam locomotives, far away from the high tech of Star Trek, donating his time to a museum, and acting as a locomotive engineer (ok, "driver" to some of you).

    tph

    1. Re:Congrats, Scotty! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      ...a locomotive engineer (ok, "driver" to some of you)

      Take a break driver eight...

  3. NASA by DuncanE · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmmmm... I would of thought some of the peeps at NASA could of thought of a more individual gesture than that. I realise he's not a REAL spaceman, but surely everyone at the big N A S A can tie a bit of their personal motivation back to good old Scottie....

    Beam me up.

    1. Re:NASA by tinkertim · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmmmm... I would of thought some of the peeps at NASA could of thought of a more individual gesture than that. I realise he's not a REAL spaceman, but surely everyone at the big N A S A can tie a bit of their personal motivation back to good old Scottie....

      Discovery channel (last year) did a special on Vitamin Trek, how ST changed and helped shaped technology. If you look at the Ion Propulsion lab at NASA, it looks quite a bit like the engine room of the NCC 1701.

      He was of course an actor, but his acting was geek inspiring. I would have thought catapulting him to the sun or on a course likely to hit one of the gas giants would have been more fitting. I guess that costs money though :)

      So in memorium I'd just like to say :

      Up your shaft.

      (no, not flame bait, he said that on the Excelsior when the turbo lift talked to him)
    2. Re:NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      would/could of -> would/could 've. It may sound the same, but trust me, there's a difference...

    3. Re:NASA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's worse, he seems Australian. Even as a foreigner, I know better than keep repeating that stupidity. :-p

    4. Re:NASA by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      They do, for people they care about.

      Eugene Shoemaker wound up with some of his ashes on the Lunar Prospector spacecraft, which eventually flown into the moon. He was the guy who co-discovered Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9, which eventually smacked into Jupiter.

      See: Lunar spacecraft carries ashes, special tribute to Shoemaker

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    5. Re:NASA by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

      Eugene Shoemaker wound up with some of his ashes on the Lunar Prospector spacecraft, which eventually flown into the moon. He was the guy who co-discovered Comet Shoemaker-Levy 9, which eventually smacked into Jupiter.

      Likewise, ashes of Clyde Tombaugh, the discoverer of Pluto, are being carried by the New Horizons space probe, due to fly past Pluto, the Kuiper Belt and on into the interstellar void...

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    6. Re:NASA by DuncanE · · Score: 1

      Wow... thanks for setting me straight. It reminds me how many people that REALLY achieve something never enter pop culture.

  4. First Spock now Scotty by Zedrick · · Score: 4, Funny

    TFA doesn't say, but I presume it's aimed towards (planet) Genesis?

    1. Re:First Spock now Scotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is sort of disappointing. Only one ounce of the actor's ashes were aboard the rocket and the rocket only reached sub-orbital space (good for a rocket but not so cool for an individual's ashes being flown into space). Worse, it seems that everything came back with the rocket. So, really, what happened is one ounce of Doohan's ashes made a round-trip jaunt to sub-orbital space. They spent maybe a couple minutes there and now all of his ashes are back on Earth.

      There is no chance for a Spock/Genesis story with this one.

    2. Re:First Spock now Scotty by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could think all of his ashes are still waiting for the right spaceship to take him into interstellar space. If it did a slingshot around the Sun, it would only be better.

      I am sure he would think it to be worth the wait.

    3. Re:First Spock now Scotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a nice thought. If they keep all of his ashes together and then eventually send them all out into space when the price is right, then we could think of this sub-orbital rocketing as just a test run.

    4. Re:First Spock now Scotty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On its way there, the craft was thrown off course while encountering an unexpected radio wave:

      "KAAAAHHHHNN!!!"

    5. Re:First Spock now Scotty by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Worse, it seems that everything came back with the rocket. So, really, what happened is one ounce of Doohan's ashes made a round-trip jaunt to sub-orbital space. They spent maybe a couple minutes there and now all of his ashes are back on Earth.

      And your point is? We sure as hell HOPE that our astronauts COME BACK from their missions. He travelled high enough to earn a set of civilian Astronaut Wings. And like a real astronaut, he came back when he was done. I'm sure he'd be happy.

    6. Re:First Spock now Scotty by Animekiksazz · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting way to put it. I like that.

  5. Yeah, yeah, yeah... by stinkbomb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...that's great and all, but what the hell is with this picture on UP Aerospace's website? Is she exposing the vast NASA conspiracy to hide the FACT that space is just painted on cardboard a few feet above our heads?

  6. Sub-orbital space? by owlstead · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you've got a small rocket (6 meters), that has already failed once, it's better to put part of the remains of a person in it than trying to fit a live person into it. So from that point of view I can understand this experiment.

    But to shoot ashes into space, while knowing they will return anyway, and first viewing an unsucccessful launch (ugh), what's the point? Glad it worked this time, having to return a third time, only to do it all over again... that might have been hard for the relatives.

    1. Re:Sub-orbital space? by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      Obviously, that rocket isn't the right tool for the right job.

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    2. Re:Sub-orbital space? by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is, they didn't have Scotty working on the engines. Had he been available to help, they'd have made orbit for sure -- and then some.

      I'm within a year of finishing up my Engineering Technology degree. I know for a fact that Doohan's "Scotty" had a lot to do with my interest in Engineering, even though I'm not a hardcore Trekkie. (I just think it's a good sci-fi TV show.)
      Here's to a job well done, Mr. Scott -- we miss you.

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    3. Re:Sub-orbital space? by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure; if you want to fling corpses way up in the air and then have them land again, just use a trebuchet.

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    4. Re:Sub-orbital space? by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it would probably take something the size of a modern Titan rocket to get Scotty's ashes the rocket launch they deserve: Escape velocity from the Sun. Maybe with enough extra velocity to pass the two Voyagers by the 23rd century.

      I don't think anyone was willing to put up the ~$200 million or so for the launch. ;)

    5. Re:Sub-orbital space? by ragefan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe with enough extra velocity to pass the two Voyagers by the 23rd century. Maybe with enough extra velocity to pass the two V'gers by the 23rd century.

      There, I fixed that for you.

    6. Re:Sub-orbital space? by purpleraison · · Score: 1

      But to shoot ashes into space, while knowing they will return anyway, and first viewing an unsucccessful launch (ugh), what's the point? Glad it worked this time, having to return a third time, only to do it all over again... that might have been hard for the relatives. It would be especially hard for the relatives, if the ashes were in a labelled package with the person's name on it. Imagine how they would feel if someone reported finding their loved ones ashes on the ground somewhere in the middle of some town, where they were supposed to be in space.

      Do you think they would feel scammed?
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  7. Re:Myth: Kari Byron by InfectedSector · · Score: 0

    Ugh, I forgot what happens when you browse at -1.

  8. Re:Great by a_nonamiss · · Score: 3, Informative
    Had you read the article, you'd know this was a sub-orbital flight. Nothing left in space.

    From TFA:

    Since it was a suborbital flight, the rocket soon parachuted back to Earth, coming down at the White Sands Missile Range. While technically a spaceflight, it was more or less a really high-altitude rocket.
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  9. Guidbye, Scotty by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    May your dilithium crystals be fully charged, your matter/anti-matter reaction balanced, your wee bairns well cared for, and the transport to your final shore leave free of malfunctions.

    Energise.

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  10. Sub-orbital space? by niceone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is sub-orbital space the not-so-final frontier? Is he boldly almost going?

  11. One Perspective! by sciop101 · · Score: 1

    NASA's first manned space flight carried only one passenger into space and back to earth. UP Aerospace sent over 200 passengers into space and return them in one piece (sort of)!

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    1. Re:One Perspective! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that on the first manned space flight, the passenger came back alive.

  12. Yay! by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

    I'm not normally very sentimental about human remains, but this is cool. It's an expression of hope. I loved Scotty...

    1. Re:Yay! by RomieGalaxy · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to backup your sentiments. I generally don't care what is done with someone's remains but every time I hear this story I smile a little.

  13. Ppl have polluted land, air,oceans .. 'n now space by appelsiini · · Score: 0

    It's less than GEO, MEO/ICO nor LEO, so it's less than 200km (124 miles) orbit in thermoshpere. One could think ash doesn't have much atmospheric drag, so it won't rain down on somebody.atleast before 2010. People have polluted land, air and oceans, now the space, oh the times, oh the times.

  14. they had trouble with the first launch by Coraon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ironicly, the best person to fix this rocket would have been scotty.

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    1. Re:they had trouble with the first launch by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      Ironicly, the best person to fix this rocket would have been scotty. That's probably why they decided to put him on this launch. Why else do you think that the flight went well?.
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    2. Re:they had trouble with the first launch by titzandkunt · · Score: 1


      "...Ironicly, the best person to fix this rocket would have been scotty..."

      I agree.

      It's not well known, but whenever the Saturn V was playing up, NASA always got a hammy old actor in to sort out pogo resonance problems or suchlike. These thespians have hidden depths...

      T&K.

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  15. Fare thee well, Mr. Doohan by netwiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all that remains is to put a pint of seawater on the moon with the appropriately inscribed air cylinder shipping label.

    /obscure, see if you can get it.

  16. Seems to be a feeble gesture to me by thewils · · Score: 1

    When you consider that the atoms that made up his body were most likely created by stellar nuclear synthesis and distributed around the universe by supernova.

    If they shot my toenail clippings into space I wouldn't really feel like I had been there. No matter how many clippings were used.

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    1. Re:Seems to be a feeble gesture to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If they shot my toenail clippings into space I wouldn't really feel like I had been there. No matter how many clippings were used.

      "Captain! There be *nails* here!"

    2. Re:Seems to be a feeble gesture to me by largesnike · · Score: 1

      Your argument has a whiff of atheism about it. Thus you attach no significance to the body as an assemblage and his vessal in life.

      Since you haven't established Doohan's atheism, nor that of his family and friends, I fail to see how your argument applies.

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    3. Re:Seems to be a feeble gesture to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you need to establish atheism? It's obviously correct.

      It would be a lot harder to establish the fairy-tale myths of religion as true. But either way around, shooting a pinch of carbonised dust a few miles into the air, some of which may have been part of Doohan's body at his death (though it probably wasn't part of his body when he was acting in Star Trek) is a pointless thing to do at the best of times.

      It's only because Americans are dumb suckers, and you can extract money from them by saying 'Hollywood' and 'Space' that makes it worth doing this. It doesn't make Doohan happy - there is no Doohan any more. And there never was a Scotty. Get over it.

      Incidentally, this was about as high as the HARP experimental guns used to fire shells. Perhaps I could set up a howitzer in some marsh somewhere, and charge Americans $100 to shoot them up 50 miles or so before falling back into the shit. Yup - good business plan!

  17. James Doohan WW2 Vet by rvr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading a bio of James Doohan when he died. My esteem went up for him greatly when I read that he was a WW2 vet. Born in Vancouver (woohoo!) and led a group of men at Juno beach on D-Day taking a few bullets in the process. The world seemed a little bit colder to me when I heard that he died. Fare thee well James.

    1. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He also lost a finger storming the beach on D-Day with the Canadian Engineers. You can only see it in one episode of TOS, as he hid his 4-fingered hand very well.

    2. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 5, Informative

      Which cost him one of his fingers (and thankfully that's all). He tried to hide it as often as he could, but there are a few episodes of Star Trek where you can see his missing index finger in a shot or two. Also, unknown to most people, he provided the voices of a lot of the supporting and incidental characters in the animated Star Trek show. He always had a talent for voices.

    3. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      One of those bullets would have surely killed him if not for the silver cigarette case he had in his pocket at the time, a gift from his brother before he left for the front. Who said smoking kills?

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    4. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, common, a cigarette case will hardly stop a pellet gun from penetrating. Unless all the NAZIs decided that they were going to bring their BB guns to the fight that day, it's just a romantic story.

    5. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

      He always had a talent for voices. His talent for voices extended to his Scottish accent. As the GF post said, He was born in Vancouver (that's 200Miles North of Seattle for the geographically impaired).
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    6. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      I never knew about the finger - I'm surprised they didn't try and make it part of the character with a backstory to explain it (laddie, have ye ever seen a plasitron beam break its containment field ...) On second thoughts, it would be a poor second to the real truth.

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    7. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      It's one of those things that, once you know about it, you can't stop looking for it. Like Peter Falk's glass eye.

    8. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't actually 'take a few bullets' storming Juno beach.

      He was shot in a friendly-fire incident later that night.

      So to Americans he's a war hero who's 'buried in space', conveniently forgetting that he's a Irish Canadian chased out of Ireland by rebel murders, and to the rest of the world he's an ex-soldier and poor, type-cast actor who wandered too close to some Americans during the war and didn't keep his head down, and has now had a pinch of his cremated body shot 100 miles in the air and parachuted back down. You will notice that decent actors like Alec Guinness don't get involved in such antics.

      Does the rest of the world wonder what Americans think with?

    9. Re:James Doohan WW2 Vet by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      Peter Falk has a glass eye - are you serious?

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  18. suborbital? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    It took a small part of his his ashes up then brought them back down... I bet that wasn't what he was thinking.

  19. Re:Great, more crap in orbit. by Lavene · · Score: 1

    When you troll you should at least have *some* knowledge (just a tiny bit) about the topic. And if you think you possess such knowledge I'm curious: Exactly what do think "sub-orbital" means??

    I know /. is a fun place to troll but this was just pathetic. Oh well, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it. Most ACs do...

  20. Craziest pilot in the Canadian Air Forces by Tteddo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just read this at Wikipedia: "One of the many legendary stories of his flying years tells of Doohan slaloming a plane -- variously cited as a Hurricane or a jet trainer -- between mountainside telegraph poles to prove it could be done, which earned him a serious reprimand." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Doohan

  21. Mirror, Mirror... by LEX+LETHAL · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there's a place where a version of Scotty remains.

    1. Re:Mirror, Mirror... by HalifaxRage · · Score: 1

      Nah, everyone dies in that universe. I'm sure that they can tell when a normie crosses over, as suddenly someone loses half their friends in a 45-minutes span.

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    2. Re:Mirror, Mirror... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      But in that universe, Scotty *CAN* do it because he *DOES* have the power.

  22. suborbital by PineGreen · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is suborbital, so the ashes will, eventually, fall back to earth. Their net energy is still negative.

  23. Obligatory Scotty Quote by SeaDour · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCOTT (to Waiter): "What in blazes is this?"

    WAITER (confused): "Didn't you order Scotch?"

    SCOTT: "Lad, I was drinking scotch about a hundred years before you were born and I can tell you that whatever this is, it is definitely not scotch."

    DATA (to Waiter): "I believe I may be of some assistance. Captain Scott is unaware of the existence of synthehol."

    SCOTT: "Synthehol?"

    DATA: "Yes. It is an alcohol substitute which is now normally served aboard starships. It simulates the appearance, smell, and taste of alcohol, but the intoxicating effects can be easily dismissed."

    SCOTT: "You're not quite... human are you?"

    DATA: "No, sir. I am an android. My name is Commander Data."

    SCOTT: "Synthetic scotch and synthetic commanders..."

    DATA: "I believe Guinan does keep a limited supply of non-syntheholic products. Perhaps one of them would be to your liking."

    Data bends down and reaches under the bar... then stands up and puts a very old bottle of a green liquid on the bar.

    SCOTT: "What is it?"

    DATA: "It is..." (tries to inspect the label) "It is..." (takes a sniff of it) "...it is green."

    1. Re:Obligatory Scotty Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is that quote from? Episode?

    2. Re:Obligatory Scotty Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ecto Cooler, the drink if legends!

    3. Re:Obligatory Scotty Quote by SeaDour · · Score: 1

      Relics, TNG episode 130.

    4. Re:Obligatory Scotty Quote by ptbarnett · · Score: 3, Informative
      Relics, TNG episode 130.

      As noted in this episode description, "It is green" was a reference to nearly the same line spoken by Scotty in By Any Other Name, TOS, episode 51.

    5. Re:Obligatory Scotty Quote by mmdog · · Score: 3, Informative

      Scotty used the "It's green" line in TOS episode 51: By Any Other Name. He was trying to bring out the 'humanity' in the aliens who had hijacked the enterprise by getting the guy loaded.

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  24. Star Trek 27 movie... by purpleraison · · Score: 0

    Opening scene:

    Captain Kirk [on bridge]: Sulu, what is that thing floating in space?
    Sulu: I don't know Sir.
    Kirk [pointing]: well, zoom in on it, and see if we can find out what it is!
    Sulu: okey dokey!
            Sulu zooms screen in, writing on package becomes visible
    Kirk: zoom in on that writing, it says something!!
    Sulu: Yessir

    [PACKAGE WRITING]: OMFG!! This is so L33t!! I got mah ashes dropped in space. Take that Kirk, you friggin Lassie!! I so roXoRZ1071 -0- You've been PWned!

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  25. well... by The+Orange+Mage · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's dead, Jim.

    1. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (-1, Poor taste)

  26. Sub-orbital? by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

    If I were going to have my ashes sent into space, I'd want my own personal canister aboard a larger payload that gets launched out into space; as in, keeps on going and going and going forever, away from Earth (at least until I hit a planet or star or something). Maybe even a tiny ion engine to continually accelerate.

    Aikon-

    1. Re:Sub-orbital? by SeaDour · · Score: 1

      Carl Sagan wrote something similar in his novel Contact. Cancer-stricken S.R. Hadden fakes his own death, then launches himself in a small ship away from the solar system. He stays conscious to catch the views as he passes by the gas giants, then enters a deep freeze, hoping to be awakened in a few million years by a passerby alien who can cure his disease.

    2. Re:Sub-orbital? by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      I haven't gotten around to reading this yet but it is definitely on my list. Just finished Consider Phlebas and the rest of the Ender saga, so as soon as I'm finished The Time Traveller's Wife I will get right on it.

      Thanks,

      -Aikon

  27. Re:Great by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    Had you read the article, you'd know this was a sub-orbital flight. If you read my original submission, I specifically mentioned that it was a sub-orbital flight -- I even put it into the link text. (" carried into sub-orbital space " [emphasis added] )
    Not reading the linked-to article is perfectly acceptable here on Slashdot (well, at least, completely predictable) -- but not even reading the posting? There's not much more that a geek can do.

    While technically a spaceflight, it was more or less a really high-altitude rocket. yeah -- and so is a moon-shot .. really really high-altitude.
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  28. Obscure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't everyone know about Bob Anson?

    (or is it just me... I was in the Science Museum, London once and the curator was surprised I could give Mike Collins name without even thinking about it - "usually no-one knows who the third man was")...

  29. Rest in Peace, Mr. Scott by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

    I was lucky to meet Mr. Doohan at a book signing in Los Angeles 15 years ago. May he rest in peace and I am glad he got his final wish. Mr. Scott is definitely my favorite Star Trek character and thank you so much for acting him out.

    "He called you a tin-plated dictator with delusions of grandeur."
    "So, that's when you hit him?"
    "No, sir, you told us to be restrained." ...
    "He called the Enterprise a pile of garbage and that's when I hit him."
    "You're relieved of duty and confined to quarters until further notice."
    "Aye, sir! That will give me time to catch up on my technical reading!"

    -sb (What are you drinking? It's ... um, it's green!)

  30. When my time comes I want by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    to have my ashes shot into the sun.
    Because we all that we are came from the sun and other suns, I feel it would be a genuine continuance of the circle of life to return whence we came. Forget "ashes to ashes", I prefer "atoms to atoms"..

    The sun is the real giver of life.

  31. Wow, what are the odds...? by Slur · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scotty and Captain Pike launched in the same week!

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  32. Quick! Everyone get an ape mask before they... by Chas · · Score: 1

    Oh. Wait. Never mind.

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  33. Ashes of Doohan by I+don't+want+to+spen · · Score: 1

    I thought it was a new Harry Potter book!

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    1. Re:Ashes of Doohan by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      "Harry Potter and the Ashes of Doohan"

      First think that came into my mind when I read the headline.

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    2. Re:Ashes of Doohan by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      It should be a drink.
      Just make sure it is green

    3. Re:Ashes of Doohan by sakasune · · Score: 1

      Band name or sci-fi/fantasy series?

      Can't it be both?

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  34. Re:Bollocks by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wow, I'm sure that if he was alive, he would discount you as the angry and ineffectual waste of space that you are.

  35. The Fact Is We Are All Made Out of Star Stuff by NeverVotedBush · · Score: 1

    (Apologies to Carl Sagan)

    But we are. Every one of us and everything we know around us is made up of star debris. We are all the products of fusion reactions in stars. We are made of atoms that are billions and billions of years old.

    We have been deep in space. We have ridden on asteroids, meteorites, comets, and planets.

    It's kind of cool to think about it.

  36. great band name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ashes of Doohan." Great band name.

  37. Scotty too Hotty by tiktok · · Score: 1

    I thought they were going to beam his ashes into space!

  38. Makes me think by Boyceterous · · Score: 4, Funny

    of what I would want done with my ashes. Doohan had a lover for outer space. I want my ashes shot into a woman. If there was any DNA left, I guess they could name the kid "Ashley"

    1. Re:Makes me think by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Can't help you. This is /. We don't know any women.

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  39. Re:Bollocks by jcr · · Score: 1

    What is it about well-loved public figures that brings out the snotty, jealous little gits like you?

    Jimmy Doohan accomplished far more than you ever will. He inspired two generations of engineers and scientists. What have you ever achieved?

    -jcr

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  40. Re:Bollocks by sr180 · · Score: 1

    He was also part of the Normandy Invasion in World War 2. He lost a finger in the war. He doesn't need to rest on his acting skills, most people already regard him as a true hero.

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  41. I don't know which one would be more fun... by alexultima · · Score: 0

    to have my ashes snorted, or to have them sent into space.

  42. Ashes of Doohan by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

    Ashes of Doohan: Band name or sci-fi/fantasy series?

  43. Why was I born? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Visitor: So, these are the ashes of Scotty, eh?

    Techician: Yeah.

    Visitor: (taps off end of cigar into urn) Looks like Scotty put on a little weight.

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  44. i Hope that by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

    i hope that they were put in separate boxes because if, someone in a thousand years opens that box and tries to rebuild a human from dna.

    It's going to be a serious mess of a human.

    My name is scotty, or is it doohan, maybe it's martha ,,,,wait i'm pretty sure i'v been there and done that, why do i have breast?

  45. Re:Bollocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once laid a turd that looked exactly like you. I was pretty pleased with it, anyway.

    Scotty was the worst main character from a massively overrated, though sometimes excellent, TV show. Unless looking fat and stupid is considered good acting, that was mainly Doohan's fault. Did he EVER deliver a convincing line?

    If you imbeciles want to toss over this slow-news-day non-event, knock yourselves out. I can't believe the BBC wasted a live link on it, personally.

    seethe

  46. I'd very much prefer... by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    A story announicng that Braga and Berman's ashes had been sent into space...

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  47. Re:Bollocks by jcr · · Score: 1

    You're so funny when you're seething with jealousy.

    Doohan entertained millions of people for decades. People miss him. When you die, nobody will care.

    -jcr

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  48. Re:Bollocks by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
    I know that replying to trolls is bad form, but here goes nothing...

    What a colossal waste of time and money.

    It was less of a waste of time and money than the ten seconds your parents spent conceiving your worthless carcass, asshole.

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