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  1. Smug! on Arctic Sea Level Falling? · · Score: 1
    The drop in ocean level is caused by global warming -- the water evaporated to form huge clouds of smug!

    --Rob

  2. Ah, Norway! on Record Meteorite Hits Norway · · Score: 0, Redundant
    My sister was hit by a meteørite ønce...

    --Rob

  3. Skip the article, here's the real summary on The MPAA and EFF Cross Sabers · · Score: 3, Funny
    EFF: You old bastards!
    MPAA: You young whippersnappers!
    EFF: STFU!
    MPAA: No, you STFU!
    EFF: No, you STFU!
    MPAA: No, you STFU!
    EFF: Last word! Psyyyyyyche!

    --Rob

  4. Re:A good electric Car. on Capacitors to Replace Batteries? · · Score: 1
    I wonder what one of these big capacitors would do in a crash? At least they're not filled with so many chemicals as normal batteries, but what would happen?

    The electric field would leak out. It would waft away on the breeze, and wherever it touched down, a little puddle of liquid electric field would form. If someone stepped in it, the liquid would get absorbed through their shoes (or their bare feet if they were in Maryland), travel up their legs through the Qi-energy channels, and end up in the eyes, where it would cause the eyeballs to glow. When such an afflicted person would look at an unafflicted person, the charge would flow into the other guy, and according to the Theory of Six Degrees, Kevin Bacon would eventually ground everyone out.

    Or something like that. All I have to say is, thank God for Kevin Bacon.

    --Rob

  5. Re:Apples and oranges... on A Cleaner, Cheaper Route to Titanium · · Score: 1
    I couldn't find any market for titanium futures
    is what I meant to say. And I did preview :/
  6. Re:Apples and oranges... on A Cleaner, Cheaper Route to Titanium · · Score: 3, Informative
    Well, according to this US gov't report on titanium prices, titanium has never been cheaper, and consumption is generally up. I could find any market for titanium futures, BTW. Not COMEX, not FOREX, nothing. I wonder why that is?

    --Rob

  7. Re:Food? on Working Model of MIT $100 Laptop a Hit · · Score: 1
    Why do people insist on thinking this is for children that dont have any food and live in ditches.

    Because that's all we see on TV, thanks to relief organizations. I've never seen "Prosperous Africa" on TV or in the news. Like it or not, what we casually see on TV while getting our SciFi channel fix does affect us.

    --Rob

  8. Re:They are thinking from a western POV.... on Working Model of MIT $100 Laptop a Hit · · Score: 1
    The laptops will be sold to governments and issued to children by schools on a basis of one laptop per child.

    How clear can they be?

    (emphasis mine) A lot clearer than that. Isn't it the case that aid and relief that goes to African governments are largely diverted for the corrupt politician's use? I'd really like Negraponte to address that concern.

    --Rob

  9. Re:It's not a toy / specs on Working Model of MIT $100 Laptop a Hit · · Score: 1
    Just from the environment these things are going to be in, does anyone think that pop-up wireless "horns" are a bad idea? I'd imagine they'd easily be broken off. Then again, this is MIT. They've surely thought of this.... right?

    --Rob

  10. Re:Teach a kid to fish... on Working Model of MIT $100 Laptop a Hit · · Score: 2, Funny
    Also, since they have to be cranked, all those kids will also have Popeye forearms.

    Popeye has TWO massive forearms. Since you crank with only one hand, I think you mean a Trogdor forearm!

    --Rob

  11. Re:Even without bringing morality into the questio on Harvard Scientists to Clone Human Embryos · · Score: 1
    I thought the idea was that if an institution carried out research on embryonic stem cells, it would lose federal funding for the entire institution, no matter what other bits of that institution were doing?

    --Rob

  12. Re:Strange question on U.S. Service Personnel Data Stolen · · Score: 1
    Well, I agree the analyst has responsibility, but since when should an employee have carte blanche access to information? There is such a thing as the Principle of Least Privelege, and in this case I think the OVA fell down.

    Also, remember the Rules of People Club:

    1. People are flakes.
    2. You don't talk about People Club.

    --Rob

  13. A wedge in the armor? on Google Admits Compromising Principles in China · · Score: 1
    You know, I used to think that because of China's human rights record, we should just refuse to have anything to do with them. But then I figured that China could probably stand 100 years or more of isolation, so that certainly wouldn't be doing anyone any good. We couldn't go to war with China because they're way too big.

    So I figured that the best thing over all would be to trade with China, hoping to get the Chinese citizens more wealthy, who would then start demanding more freedoms from their government.

    Then again, what do I know, this isn't a game of Civ.

    --Rob

  14. Science Machine! on Making Science Machine Readable · · Score: 3, Funny
    I agree completely! Science Machine should be totally readable. If it isn't readable, where will we get our daily fix of Science? Not from Science Machine, that's for sure!

    All hail Science Machine!

    --Rob

  15. Re:looting martians on Huge Storms Converge on Jupiter · · Score: 1
    Jovebeast #1: ...and so our heartbleebs go out to everyone affected in the area of storm convergence.

    Jovebeast #2: Jove Bush doesn't care about Martian people!

    --Rob

  16. Mac's got games! on It's No Game At Apple · · Score: 2, Funny
    We have cool games, like... Final Cut? And... Photoshop?

    --Rob

  17. Management problems? on Fortune Magazine Profiles MySQL AB · · Score: 1
    Granström, a 50-year-old former veterinarian, has his own management problems. During our phone conversation his 13 sheeple escaped and were last seen charging toward his garden.

    Man, I hate when managers refer to their direct reports as sheeple!

    --Rob

  18. In Soviet Russia... on Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams' · · Score: 1
  19. Re:As a high school senior... on Science Ability Down in U.S. High Schools · · Score: 1
    I hate to admit it, but I went through the motions to get out of high school so that I could go to college and (a) study what I was really interested in, and (b) study other subjects at a higher level. Although I'm not sure how I got into a good college by just coasting in high school. Maybe it was my entrance application essay -- I tried a sales pitch approach.

    --Rob

  20. A MySpace exploit? Oh noes! on Teens Arrested in MySpace Extortion Scam · · Score: 5, Funny
    I feel a disturbance in My Space... as if a million preteen girls all shouted "OMG, poniez!" at once.

    --Rob

  21. Lamassoure's explanation for the tax on EU Considers Taxing SMS Messages, Email · · Score: 1
    Lamassoure went on to say, "It is important to tax new technologies, to generate new revenues, especially to extend the reach of our existing tax to fight the Norman invasion of 1066."

    --Rob

  22. History of this tax on Refund of Long-Distance Telephone Taxes · · Score: 5, Funny
    Havana, Cuba (a colony of Spain), February 15, 1898

    USS Maine: Blam! Glug, glug, glug.
    America: WTF? Spain, can't you control your own damn harbor?!
    Spain: STFU
    Tomas Estrada Palma (head of Cuban Revolutionary Junta): Spain, I've got $150 million for you if you'll let us have independence.
    Spain: STFU
    American Democrats and Big Media: Free Cuba! Woohoo! Spain sux0rz!
    Prez. McKinley and Republicans: WTF, we don't need dat shit.
    Americans: Remember the Maine? Let's go kick some ass!

    (April 11, 1898)
    McKinley: Fine. Spain, GTFO of Cuba.
    Spain: STFU

    (April 25, 1898)
    McKinley: No, YOU STFU! We declare war! As of... uh... 5 days ago!
    Congress: Let's tax... inheritance! That oughta make us some bling-bling. Oh, and let's add one penny to the telephone bill. Only rich people have telephones, they can afford it.

    (June 10, 1898)
    US Marines: Ha ha, we ownz0r Guantanamo Bay! Freedom from torture for all!

    (August 12, 1898)
    Spain: Dios Mio! All our fleet are belong to you!
    America: Yay, we win! Give us all your wine. And tapas.

    Time Machine: Wowowowowow

    (1982)
    Congress: Let's set that war tax to 3% of the phone bill, that oughta keeps us in da bling-bling. But only until 1985.

    (1984)
    Congress: F Dat, we want to keep our bling-bling. At least until 1987.

    (1987)
    Congress: Mane, what were we thinking? Keep da bling-bling until... 1990?

    (1990)
    Congress: Too fun! Let's make it... permanent! Par-tee! Par-tee! Par-tee!

    (2000)
    Congress: That was stupid. Let's repeal the war tax.
    Clinton: Ah agree. But there's nothing in this big ol' Bill (heh heh) about that edumication spendin' ah wanted. Y'see, it all depends on what the meaning o' the word "Spanish-American War Tax" is. Ah veto this Bill (heh heh, I cain't never get enough o' that joke, now come set on daddy's lap).

    (2005)
    Internet: Congress, you are too stupid!
    Congress: Well, I guess we can try again.

  23. Re:Could actually improve safety on Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky · · Score: 1
    Somehow, though, I think if a missile blows your aircraft in two, being able to communicate from the cockpit to the tail rudder isn't going to be very effective anyway.

    --Rob

  24. Re:I hate to say it.... on Fly-by-Wireless Plane Takes to the Sky · · Score: 1
    It seems very up-in-the-air to me, too.

    --Rob

  25. Oh, *leaks*! on New Windows Media Player Leaks · · Score: 1
    I thought it said reeks!

    --Rob