What would be really, REALLY good is if they made an online version of GTA which would allow you to drive around town, picking up children in your car by offering them sweets.
Then you could drive them up to behind the 'Dirtring' and brutally sodomize them before burying them in a shallow grave. The best thing is, the children can be OTHER PLAYERS! Because we ALL know that kids that get fucked do so because they love the attentions of an adult. It makes them feel grown-up.
I could even get Roger and the boys to do a custom soundtrack!
It's important to remember that linux users such as myself often have difficulty obtaining pornography that caters to our 'special needs'.
For example, a father filming his 8 year old daughter sucking him off doesn't have much concern for the relative merits of Mpeg encoding. Often, he'll use the first tool that comes to hand - Windows Movie Maker. Thus, lock-in to the "One Microsoft Way" is assured.
It's trivial to convert these files into something more usable though. Check out my latest Bit Torrent mpegs for an example.
You may be enlightened to know that the whole "Gipsy, the Acid Queen" sequence in the movie Tommy was inspired by my own sexual urges to copulate with petrified young boys whilst injecting them with drugs to maintain their docility.
Not at all by sweet buttocked young friend. However, I must enquire if you've got a younger brother or sister for me to violate after I've finished with you.
I personally prefer Jpegs as their low-bitrate and ubiquity makes them easy to transfer from computer to computer should the police want to take a look.
The best thing about being a multi millionaire rock star is that I can use my dosh to help pay for my upcoming court case where I will be explaining that I'm not REALLY into kiddie porn at all. Not at all. Not me.
Of course, us Slashdoteers know better, don't we...;)
But I find poppers (aka Amyl Nitrate) to be very effective in disorienting young children long enough for me to take photographs of them with my penis inside their bottoms.
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Is you can persuade kids to appear on TV by getting them to suck your cock. It worked for Jimmy Saville, and it works for that coon on Gamezville.
I should know. We trade pictures.
What would be really, REALLY good is if they made an online version of GTA which would allow you to drive around town, picking up children in your car by offering them sweets.
Then you could drive them up to behind the 'Dirtring' and brutally sodomize them before burying them in a shallow grave. The best thing is, the children can be OTHER PLAYERS! Because we ALL know that kids that get fucked do so because they love the attentions of an adult. It makes them feel grown-up.
I could even get Roger and the boys to do a custom soundtrack!
A Deaf dumb and blind kid that sure can be mean to my balls. There's something about hairless hobbit arses that make me want to shoot my muck.
So for the record... BLAME CANADA!
Oh yeah, I like fucking kids, I do.
I nearly had to migrate to Sri Lanka, to be with fellow paedophile Arthur C. Clarke, when the pigs got hold of my erotic child filth.
Could Toshiba invent a small, safe repository for my Kiddie Porn MPEG collection? There's a young boy getting ruptured that I simply HAVE to keep.
What scares me is how much evidence was produced at my trial. It seemed the FBI had a list of every kiddie porn web link I'd ever clicked on.
Good thing I'm a rich man, otherwise I would have been in a LOT of trouble.
... would it help me to store yet more child pornography for when I'm on the road?
It was great getting let off for being famous!
It's important to remember that linux users such as myself often have difficulty obtaining pornography that caters to our 'special needs'.
For example, a father filming his 8 year old daughter sucking him off doesn't have much concern for the relative merits of Mpeg encoding. Often, he'll use the first tool that comes to hand - Windows Movie Maker. Thus, lock-in to the "One Microsoft Way" is assured.
It's trivial to convert these files into something more usable though. Check out my latest Bit Torrent mpegs for an example.
You may be enlightened to know that the whole "Gipsy, the Acid Queen" sequence in the movie Tommy was inspired by my own sexual urges to copulate with petrified young boys whilst injecting them with drugs to maintain their docility.
"P-EYE-Rat"
Especially when it's oozing from a child's rectum which I have recently violated.
My favourite kiddie porn FSP server was on there.
I've just received several hardcore 'lolita' DivX files, containing girls no older than 12 being forced to fellate their fathers.
This now means I'll be able to watch them from the comfort of my own recliner whilst wanking.
It's truly a great time to be associated with Piracy Codecs.
Little video phone. In the changing rooms. Watching the kiddies taking their shorts off. Hmm. Nice.
My lighthouse is blazing tonight.
I'm fourteen. You got a problem with that?
Not at all by sweet buttocked young friend. However, I must enquire if you've got a younger brother or sister for me to violate after I've finished with you.
let's just hope that Lucas has a good storyline for us.
Ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, pardon me, yes. Lucas capable of writing a good storyline. Yes. Perfectly belie-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The guy's even worse of a hack than Kenny Russell.
Pity we can't make a law to ban Egyptians, and all their islamic filth, from the rest of the world.
I personally prefer Jpegs as their low-bitrate and ubiquity makes them easy to transfer from computer to computer should the police want to take a look.
Faster access to Child Porn. These are great times!
The best thing about being a multi millionaire rock star is that I can use my dosh to help pay for my upcoming court case where I will be explaining that I'm not REALLY into kiddie porn at all. Not at all. Not me.
;)
Of course, us Slashdoteers know better, don't we...
Fuck off you nigger. *BSD is dead.
But I find poppers (aka Amyl Nitrate) to be very effective in disorienting young children long enough for me to take photographs of them with my penis inside their bottoms.
I'd like to go to school and educate the children about my 'red hat'.