I have plenty of videos available of some of the backstage antics we got up to in The Who. I've put a few of them on Bearshare. Just search for the 'lolitaladyboy' mpegs.
Roger manages to make this one child cry. Man, it's so horny.
I'd rather play with the penis of an 8 to 11 year old boy.
Does that make me a bad man? I don't think so. Even from an early age I knew that having my penis manipulated was a pleasurable experience.
Listen, I'm a fucking rock star. CmdrTaco thinks I'm God. I can fuck whoever I like, especially if they've got a nice pink arse and no hair on their balls.
Open Source is the best solution for people like me, who need to trade certain specialist image files across our underground community.
You think you geeks have it hard with the RIAA on your backs all the time? Try to imagine getting a stairwell nonce-bashing in the slammer should you ever get caught with filenames like ladyboylolita12.jpg on your hard drive.
As a world renowned musician, I have had the chance to play with some prototypes and found the music quality to be lacking. Digital sampling loses a lot of the subtle tones found in analogue reproduction. Not only that, but the overall fragility of the guitar means that you have to be extra careful with it. Don't get one if you're going to be throwing it around on stage.
However, the Ethernet port means it's trivial to be able to use it to store copious amounts of child pornography to keep me entertained on the road.
I am disgusted with the free availability of my music on P2P services. In my day, an album was an event. People would queue up early to buy the 12" on the day of release, usually bagging a free poster, gatefold art, etc. etc. and listen to it together as a communal experience.
These days, an album has been leaked, ripped, downloaded and burned en-masse before the distributors even THINK about getting it into the shops. This reduces the value of the music, and in turn reduces the value of the artist's contribution to society.
Of course, I don't have anything against child abuse pictures being distributed this way. The untraceability is often the safest way to distribute our favourite photos.
It's great. You can lure young kids to your private mansion with promises of playing Mario Sunshine on a 72" Plasma screen, then touch them intimately through their pants while they try to get past the octopus boss.
You won't get that from your Splinter Cells or your Vice Cities.
I'm surprised CmdrTaco hasn't posted an article about my internet antics yet. It's definitely 'News for Nerds'!
I recommend the LMLM4 video capture board from Linux Media Labs. With this board, I was able to archive my extensive collection of hardcore pre-teen arse raping video tapes onto the computer, so I could share them with my good friends Matthew Kelly, Ken Russell and Roger. We all enjoyed them immensely.
All the bleeding heart idiots with nothing better to do than complain about something left their 24-hour witch-hunt vigil outside my mansion in order to attend.
I celebrated the peace and quiet by downloading another batch of lolita cumshots, to which I wanked myself silly.
It's great being a rockstar. Not only does CmdrTaco think I'm a god, but I can get away with abusing children and everything.
I can assure you it's normally a recruitment facility for pedophiles and islamic terrorists.
My thanks to CmdrTaco and the Slashdot team
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I'd like to thank everyone at Slashdot for the kind articles posted about me in the past.
It's nice to know that even though I am sexually aroused by contributing to the abuse of children worldwide, I can still get some good press on an Open Source and Linux oriented website.
And thank you especially, CmdrTaco. Without your purchase of "50 CDs of my material", I might not have been able to afford that computer I used to begin my paedophilic quest.
P.S. Lighthouse 2 a.k.a. "Kiss my flashing beacon, little boy." shall be out soon on EMI!
... Is a graphics card able to view my beloved child pornography at the resolutions I require. All this fancy 3D stuff is unnecessary when you know that a real kid's been made to suck their dad's cock for your pleasure.
I just like looking at bad pictures. This DRM stuff frightens me, because it means it will be more difficult to trade our 'special' pics online.
Linus works for Transmeta, right? I can't believe he'd agree to such a blatant attack on our liberties and freedom. After all, Linux is the choice OS for people in my trading ring.
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But you couldn't get kiddie porn on it. You can with modern computers.
I love progress.
I have plenty of videos available of some of the backstage antics we got up to in The Who. I've put a few of them on Bearshare. Just search for the 'lolitaladyboy' mpegs.
Roger manages to make this one child cry. Man, it's so horny.
I'd rather play with the penis of an 8 to 11 year old boy.
Does that make me a bad man? I don't think so. Even from an early age I knew that having my penis manipulated was a pleasurable experience.
Listen, I'm a fucking rock star. CmdrTaco thinks I'm God. I can fuck whoever I like, especially if they've got a nice pink arse and no hair on their balls.
Open Source is the best solution for people like me, who need to trade certain specialist image files across our underground community.
You think you geeks have it hard with the RIAA on your backs all the time? Try to imagine getting a stairwell nonce-bashing in the slammer should you ever get caught with filenames like ladyboylolita12.jpg on your hard drive.
Could someone help me blow up my stash of child porn videos before the pigs come back to see what's in my cellar?
Can I ejaculate over them afterwards? Only small children can get my 57 year old dick up anymore.
I would recommend that people stop pirating my music and instead start to use Kazaa to download pictures of small children sucking big nobs.
You'll feel a lot better, but don't give anyone your credit card number.
As a world renowned musician, I have had the chance to play with some prototypes and found the music quality to be lacking. Digital sampling loses a lot of the subtle tones found in analogue reproduction. Not only that, but the overall fragility of the guitar means that you have to be extra careful with it. Don't get one if you're going to be throwing it around on stage.
However, the Ethernet port means it's trivial to be able to use it to store copious amounts of child pornography to keep me entertained on the road.
I am disgusted with the free availability of my music on P2P services. In my day, an album was an event. People would queue up early to buy the 12" on the day of release, usually bagging a free poster, gatefold art, etc. etc. and listen to it together as a communal experience.
These days, an album has been leaked, ripped, downloaded and burned en-masse before the distributors even THINK about getting it into the shops. This reduces the value of the music, and in turn reduces the value of the artist's contribution to society.
Of course, I don't have anything against child abuse pictures being distributed this way. The untraceability is often the safest way to distribute our favourite photos.
I'd sooner rape a small child if it's all the same.
Less hair, and they squeal louder.
It's great. You can lure young kids to your private mansion with promises of playing Mario Sunshine on a 72" Plasma screen, then touch them intimately through their pants while they try to get past the octopus boss.
You won't get that from your Splinter Cells or your Vice Cities.
I'm surprised CmdrTaco hasn't posted an article about my internet antics yet. It's definitely 'News for Nerds'!
If it's any consolation, I'd rather be ejaculating over toddlers instead.
I recommend the LMLM4 video capture board from Linux Media Labs. With this board, I was able to archive my extensive collection of hardcore pre-teen arse raping video tapes onto the computer, so I could share them with my good friends Matthew Kelly, Ken Russell and Roger. We all enjoyed them immensely.
All the bleeding heart idiots with nothing better to do than complain about something left their 24-hour witch-hunt vigil outside my mansion in order to attend.
I celebrated the peace and quiet by downloading another batch of lolita cumshots, to which I wanked myself silly.
It's great being a rockstar. Not only does CmdrTaco think I'm a god, but I can get away with abusing children and everything.
Hitler was a vegetarian.
I can assure you it's normally a recruitment facility for pedophiles and islamic terrorists.
I'd like to thank everyone at Slashdot for the kind articles posted about me in the past.
It's nice to know that even though I am sexually aroused by contributing to the abuse of children worldwide, I can still get some good press on an Open Source and Linux oriented website.
And thank you especially, CmdrTaco. Without your purchase of "50 CDs of my material", I might not have been able to afford that computer I used to begin my paedophilic quest.
P.S. Lighthouse 2 a.k.a. "Kiss my flashing beacon, little boy." shall be out soon on EMI!
... Is a graphics card able to view my beloved child pornography at the resolutions I require. All this fancy 3D stuff is unnecessary when you know that a real kid's been made to suck their dad's cock for your pleasure.
I just like looking at bad pictures. This DRM stuff frightens me, because it means it will be more difficult to trade our 'special' pics online.
Linus works for Transmeta, right? I can't believe he'd agree to such a blatant attack on our liberties and freedom. After all, Linux is the choice OS for people in my trading ring.
The pigs have found some naughty pictures on my computer and I don't know what to do. How can I keep them hidden?