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  1. Re:Sigh on Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target · · Score: 1

    Define "combat function". I guarantee you that this thing will hit more eyes than targets.

    This thing isn't designed for that. It's designed for stealthy destruction of equipment, or for use against equipment that's in a place where the collateral damage from conventional explosives is unacceptable - e.g. an NBC site, or a culturally/historically significant site where site damage would be counterproductive.

  2. Re:Sigh on Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target · · Score: 1

    Mr. Whirly is right. If a human gets hit by this, he's dead -- his brain gets coagulated.

  3. Re:nightmares on Microsoft Pushes For Single Global Patent System · · Score: 1

    What would the world be like if everyone could enjoy the same patent system we use in the USA?

    This is obviously some strange new usage of the word "enjoy". I think the mean "suffer".

  4. Re:Four little words: on Microsoft Pushes For Single Global Patent System · · Score: 1

    We'll have to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  5. Re:Might sound nuts, but has a sound legal basis on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 1
  6. Re:Generic sounds, words can not be trademarked on Tour Companies Battle Over Trademarked Duck Noises · · Score: 1

    Didn't Harley-Davidson trademark their engine roar as well?

  7. OK, guys... on Military To Spend $42M To Build Advanced Network Control · · Score: 4, Informative

    The DoD is big into what they're calling "Network-Centric Warfare". US doctrine relies heavily on information dispersal and access.

    This is (currently) an effort to make sure the right info gets into the right hands on the battlefield.

  8. Re:To remind people that government is fallible on Alan Turing Apology Campaign Grows · · Score: 1

    It does cost something, it costs time the government could have spent doing something to improve the lot of their citizens.

    Actually, seeing as this is the UK.gov, it's probably taking away time that they would have spent figuring out how to spy even more on their own citizens.

    [Disclaimer: I'm from the USA, and yes, I know that our government is no better.]

  9. Re:Our robocalls are in Spanish on FTC Rules Outlawing Robocalls Go Into Effect Next Week · · Score: 1

    Well, then you'd better get that cheese to Sickbay!

  10. Re:I actually saw one of these.... on Hackers (Or Pen-Testers) Hit Credit Unions With Malware On CD · · Score: 1

    Where in SoCal? There's credit unions all over...

    Telesis, Premier America, Wescom, Kinecta, employer specific (Ventura Schools, Lockheed, etc...).

  11. Re:Cue complaints on FCC Declares Intention To Enforce Net Neutrality · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know, nothing good will come of this, and whenever the government try anything they just fuck it up and or it should just be left to the market!

  12. Re:Future Conflict? on NASA To Team Up With Russia For Future Mars Flight · · Score: 1

    Then the US team will go to Discovery, while the Russian team stays in Leonov.

  13. Re:Debt Collectors are Morons on SSN Overlap With Micronesia Causes Trouble For Woman · · Score: 2, Funny

    How do they recycle drug dealers? And how is a recycled dealer different (if at all) from a brand new drug dealer?

  14. Re:Awful? on 'Awful' Internet Rules Released · · Score: 1

    He did link to it. Clink on the "iAWFUL" hyperlink.

  15. Re:why would you ... on The Decline of the Landline · · Score: 1

    Oh my... that *is* excellent.

  16. As always.... on Relativistic Navigation Needed For Solar Sails · · Score: 1

    xkcd to the rescue...

    http://xkcd.com/265/

  17. Yabut on Verizon Sued After Tech Punches Customer In Face · · Score: 1

    You've got all those hot Danish chicks there....

    Makes life a lot more pleasant

  18. Re:Worst ask slashdot ever on Suitable Naming Conventions For Workstations? · · Score: 1

    My computer is named "'); DROP TABLE WORKSTATIONS;"

    And now let's all bitch about the lameness filter, shall we?
    "Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING."

  19. Re:Worst ask slashdot ever on Suitable Naming Conventions For Workstations? · · Score: 1

    Well, if they're not named Bruce, it will cause a bit of confusion.

  20. So.... on Verizon Sued After Tech Punches Customer In Face · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you !(*^&%$%^$#-ing hear me NOW????

  21. Re:more patent troll cases please on Microsoft Files "Emergency Motion" To Ship Word · · Score: 1

    Eventually big corporations will lobby the governments for some real patent reform.

    And it will look like:

    Only corporations with gross revenues of more than $XXX,XXX.XXX will be allowed to hold patents.
    They shall not be held liable for violating any patents held by smaller entities.

  22. Re:NUCLEAR IS NEVER THE ANSWER! on NASA Developing Nuclear Reactor For Moon and Mars · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, we've got a plan to deal with Moon Nazis.

  23. Re:Engine on NASA Developing Nuclear Reactor For Moon and Mars · · Score: 1

    And if you used it to power an overpriced British automobile, that car would be a sterling stirling Sterling.

  24. Re:Damnit! I'm torn! on Microsoft Trial Misconduct Cost $40 Million · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pissing off the judge is very bad form and is likely to, at the very least, get you thrown out of the court room.

    Pissing off the judge is a standard part of the Microsoft playbook. For reference, please see Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson.

  25. Re:Oblig. on A Mathematical Model For a Spreading Zombie Infestation · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably more appropriate: http://xkcd.com/348.