If a packet has a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on your cable on the gable on your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss, So your icons in your window are as wavy as a zouse, Then you may as well reboot and go without a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the thing is gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you hafta flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom.
They want CONGRESS to help cut through the bureaucracy?
Once they get done forming the committe to form the committe to investiage the possiblity of feasiblity the Chinese will all ready have colinized Mars.
I belive he strapped a JATO to his back like that guy did out west with his Impala.
No seriously!!! It's true. I heard it from a friend of a friend of a lady who used to take her dog to the same groomer as the once-removed aunt of the guy who did it.
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Who SlashDotted the East Coast?
You insensitive clod!!!
No you're not, you're plagiarizing. The author is Jim Fiedler.
What if Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Manuals?
If a packet has a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on your cable on the gable on your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of Gauss,
So your icons in your window are as wavy as a zouse,
Then you may as well reboot and go without a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the thing is gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you hafta flash your memory,
and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom.
Jim Fiedler
They are of course the root of all evil.
"completely robotic fast food restaurants in 2030"
And they'll still mess up your order.
I can't stand people who can't even be bothered to re-read what their writing to make sure it makes since.
Makes since what?
1st grade grammar is down the hall to the left.
In Soviet Russia human subjects need research.
In Soviet Russia the bat swings you!!
And if you make a watch too large or weird-looking, the wearer can look so geeky that he may never get a date.
Yeah us parents are so stupid. What would we do without our genius kids to explain everthing to us?
That's mature...take it completely to the other extreme. Make sure your mind is closed completely to the middle ground.
You don't want to know if your kids are driving the car you bought with insurance you pay for where they said they would?
We will meet the balloon that doesn't exist with superior force and shoes!!
They want CONGRESS to help cut through the bureaucracy?
Once they get done forming the committe to form the committe to investiage the possiblity of feasiblity the Chinese will all ready have colinized Mars.
Also..."I'm sorry".
As long as it was blue they could name it the USS Lewinski.
She is also big and full of seamen.
I belive he strapped a JATO to his back like that guy did out west with his Impala.
No seriously!!! It's true. I heard it from a friend of a friend of a lady who used to take her dog to the same groomer as the once-removed aunt of the guy who did it.
I believe there have been three...
1. Apollo 1
2. Challenger
3. Columbia
Quality? You're new here aren't you?
You forgot JavaMan. Sorry, couldn't resist...
also a decent laudromat will keep the spacesuits nice and clean.
Or eat some Oreos?
I think he's talking about the part the comes OUT of the elephant.
I think he's talking about the part that comes OUT of the elephant.