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  1. Re:First Big Butt Post on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't-want-none unless you got a T-1 hun!

  2. Re:So far, the high rated comments are astonishing on Extinctions Due to Global Warming Predicted · · Score: 1

    I am one of the older members of the Slashdot community, about to turn 44

    Wow! And I thought all the dinosaurs were extinct!

  3. IBM leak on Memo Confirms IBM Move To Linux Desktop? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Geez, first the ISS and now IBM? What gives?

  4. Small detail ommitted from report. on Microsoft Rolls Out New Anti-Linux Ad Campaign · · Score: 1

    9 out of 10 Script Kiddie root kits run better on Microsoft servers.

  5. You are looking at a dark webpage... on Celebrating Over 15 Years Of NetHack · · Score: 5, Funny

    it was most likely slashdotted by a grue.

  6. Re:On random punctuation on Security Predictions of 2004 · · Score: 1

    N0 5h1t?

  7. Oblig. Monty Python reference on What You Can't Say · · Score: 1

    Other words you can't say,

    Kn*ckers
    B*m
    Semprini.

  8. Re:Spyware a necessary evil for some on The Battle Against Junk Mail and Spyware · · Score: 1

    Or, one could buy a Mac and forget about it entirely...

    Of course, not even spyware programmers write software for Macs. ;-)

    (I'm just kidding! As a musician, I am well aware of the plethora of fine software that has been painstakenly written for Macs)

  9. Re:This is so immense on Stardust Apparently Successful · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A buddy of mine tried a joint that was cut with space dust, it was a really bad trip.

  10. Re:Easy on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1

    Or cut the effects of caffeine by doing heroin.

  11. California had better watch out! on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1

    Lest they get invaded for having
    WMDs (Windmills of Mass Destruction)

  12. Re:Anything from "The Shack" is bad on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    QUICK...what's 4 times 3? Anyone answering C deserves all the strange presents listed here.

    How about 1100 instead?

  13. Re:Blow-up doll on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    or many more quality cadavars!

  14. To answer your question... on Exporting Myself? · · Score: 1

    Are there any hotspots for American expatriate programmers?"

    The unemployment office seems to be a hotspot right now.

  15. Re:It's morning in the US on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 2, Funny

    Old man: WHAT...is the velocity of an unladen Mars probe?

    Arthur: What do you mean? American or European?

    Old man: Huh? I don't know...AAAGGHGGHHH (falls into a Mars crater)

  16. Dog puns? on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 1

    How about after it lands.

    "Spirit Rover has a leg up on Beagle2"

  17. Sure it's possible! on Paycheck-Style Memory Erasure: How Close Are We? · · Score: 1

    Just look at all of the executives of Enron, MCI/Worldcon, and Anderson Consulting who don't remember what they did and when they did it while working!

  18. Wi-Fi access? on Is WiFi Access Worth $10/hour? · · Score: 1

    So will you pay $10 to use a Wi-Fi connection for one hour?

    Not as long as I have a Pringles can and my neighbors 0wnz3rd Wireless Access Point.

  19. They don't have any return visitors. on New CIA Tech Museum: Spy Scat and Robo-Fish · · Score: 0

    After they show you all the spy stuff, they have to kill you after the tour.

  20. Re:Irony ? on MPAA Fights Pirates with Gentle Threats · · Score: 1

    ...about me sharing movies on bit torrent

    Sorry, I have to ask. Where is the .torrent link??? ;-)

  21. Re:Jordell Bank confirms: Beagle2 is dying! on Jodrell Bank Telescope Gets No Signal From Beagle · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fact: Beagle2 is dead

    Why? Is it running FreeBSD?

    (ducks and covers)

  22. Re:laptop on Laptop vs. Small Desktop: Best Bang Per Watt? · · Score: 1

    If you set it to sleep automatically when you close the lid (impossible under linux right now)

    It is possible and I am doing it. Running Slackware 9 and using Gnome 2.2. Sleeps when I close the lid on my Thinkpad R32. More importantly, it wakes up when I open the lid.

  23. Missing options from MS survey on Microsoft Sends Linux Survey · · Score: 1

    -Dump "Clippy" from Office in favor of "Cowboy Neil" assistant.

    -Sorry, I don't do windows.

    and last, but not least...

    -I tried to take your survey buy IE crashed my computer you insensitive clod!

  24. Bandwidth blooper? on Interview with Peter Jackson on LoTR Bloopers · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Warning: Too many connections in /usr/www/users/jsandys/includes/phpconfig.php on line 4

    Warning: MySQL Connection Failed: Too many connections in /usr/www/users/jsandys/includes/phpconfig.php on line 4

    My server is getting quite overloaded at the moment due to lots of publicity (more than quadruple my usual traffic), resulting in access problems and errors for a lot of people. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, and I'm working on improvements - if you're having trouble checking out the site, please visit again soon when everything should be back to full working order. Thanks...

  25. New Name on Lindows Ordered To Stop Using Lindows Name · · Score: 1

    Why not just rename it "71nd0w5"?