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Microsoft Sends Linux Survey

GnrlFajita writes "According to Newsforge, Microsoft is sending Linux users a survey asking why they use Linux, and what can be done to make Windows better. The article suggests taking the survey (or surveys, one for business users and one for home users), then sharing your answers with others in the community." Newsforge and Slashdot are both part of OSDN.

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  1. Splash! by niko9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...and what can be done to make Windows better.

    Mr. Gates taking a long walk off a short pier?

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    1. Re:Splash! by fastidious+edward · · Score: 1, Funny

      sounds pretty pro-active to me.

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    2. Re:Splash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      what can be done to make windows better:

      remove all the spyware, follow international standards protocolwise, give the user full control over security, drop that stupid online registration
      and stop the we are at war with the rest of the industry attitude and you will have my cash again.

      To make it short become the microsoft of 82-83 again...

    3. Re:Splash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Checking out the IP ownership where the survey is served, it is:

      OrgName: Berbee Information Networks Corporation
      OrgID: BINC
      Address: 455 Science Drive
      City: Madison
      StateProv: WI
      PostalCode: 53711
      Country: US

      Which seems to be a MS/Cisco partner with no survey business, with a sysadmin who is a minister who is on some Linux lists. Time to move this thread to the complete-waste-of-time (tm) trie.

    4. Re:Splash! by lxt · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of Spyware is installed by the user unknowingly - if Windows was to die tomorrow and we all moved to Linux, you'd probably see Spyware popping up on that platform.

      Microsoft could produce a anti-spyware tool, but that would be seen as further anti-competetiveness against companies such as LavaSoft.

    5. Re:Splash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spyware gets in through poor default security settings. XP is better in this respect. But not as good as most linuces or mac os x.

    6. Re:Splash! by msoftsucks · · Score: 1

      The spyware gets in because of the holes in IE and ActiveX. When I finally stopped using IE and went with Firebird, I stopped getting spyware.

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    7. Re:Splash! by PiratePTG · · Score: 1
      To make it short become the microsoft of 82-83 again...

      I would just as soon they NOT become the Micro$oft of 82-83... Didn't they steal enough and put enough other companies out of business back then?? At least now we know the beast, back then we were blind-sided by it.

      I still have a beta-test copy of DRDos... And a letter from Gary Kildall thanking some of the members of our CP/M UG for testing it!

      I also still have a paper tape of M$ BASIC 1.0. My other remaining paper tape is the copy with the BUG FIXES.

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  2. How to make Windows Better... by RussHart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...how about fully documenting all protocols and formats used (under a nice license) so that people can make products interoperable?

    1. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Come on now, be serious. We were thinking along the lines of a new Office Assistant(tm)? How about a nice talking fish?

      -BillG

    2. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you specify a protocol or format in current use@MS that isn't fully documented? Or is your only complaint that they are not "free"?

    3. Re:How to make Windows Better... by swillden · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why don't you specify a protocol or format in current use@MS that isn't fully documented?

      NTFS, for one.

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    4. Re:How to make Windows Better... by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Office file formats?

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    5. Re:How to make Windows Better... by niko9 · · Score: 1

      Duh, .doc MS Word format. You think people woudn't jump ship to capable word processors like Abi word if .doc was fully documented?

    6. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I took a look, at the first page. That was enough to make me hit the back button.

      Any questionaire that starts out with a legal header is up to no good. Now, if Bill were to knock on my front door, and was willing to actually talk about it without getting bent cause I said his eula's were a work of the devil (the fact that they are isn't open for discussion IMO), then maybe we could have an informative discussion.

      But you *know* what the chances of that are...

      First, we kill all the lawyers.

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    7. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ibbey · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Another way:

      Get rid of invasive licensing terms such as the "we can upgrade your software at anytime, and in any way we see fit" from (I believe) WMP 9.0.

    8. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't think so. most users are morons and they would think that a different word processor would be "screwing up their computer".

    9. Re:How to make Windows Better... by JK+Master-Slave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Until the alternative word processors offer the full 'macro' capabilities of Word, i.e. embedded scripting in a .doc file 'just works' the way businesses need it to for their existing documentation base, they're not going to switch.

      I agree, for light writing and word processing purposes (what most of us use a W.P. for) the alternative word processors are quite capable and useful.

      But the kind of 'seamless' compatibility I described above just isn't going to be there, ever. That's like demanding alternative editors with the full capability of Emacs but derived from a completely separate code base.

    10. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      The college I work for is contemplating a trial rollout of OpenOffice as an alternative (and hopefully eventual replacement) to MS Office.

      I'm rather looking forward to it.

      Now if only they'd get rid of damn Lotus Notes for internal email...

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    11. Re:How to make Windows Better... by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or more importantly, I want my diary to be readable in 20 years, thank you very much.

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    12. Re:How to make Windows Better... by jonfelder · · Score: 5, Informative

      The replication protocol for WINS servers (which is why samba can't be a backup WINS server).

    13. Re:How to make Windows Better... by xYoni69x · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Exchange Server protocol is another example.

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    14. Re:How to make Windows Better... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0, Funny

      May this will sound crazy and off-topic ... but:
      What would you do if bill knocks your dor??
      I Have dogs, do you?

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    15. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That doesn't make Windows better. That makes its competitors better.

    16. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ihummel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Naw, if Bill Gates really is interesting in trying to woo Linux users, he'll give 'em a talking Penguin.

    17. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's neither a protocol nor a format. Come on Linux zealots! You can do better than that!

    18. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda.

      The bottom line for me is exactly what you stated. They have a legal statement at the beginning that says they can make use of your answers however they want. Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those. Microsoft explicitly stated that they weren't paying.

      Also, when it comes to a decision about what OS to put on my own hardware, they must discuss it on my terms, not theirs. Here's what Windows would have to have to compete with Linux:

      • Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.
      • All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.
      • All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.
      • Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.
      • A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.
      • A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.
      • A repudiation of their old EULAs and conversion of all of them to the GPL.
      • No forced upgrades.
      • No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.
      • Choices. Under Linux, I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc. I can also choose AbiWord or OpenOffice or many others. I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.


      There is nothing to trust about Microsoft.
    19. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NTFS is both a protocol and a format.

    20. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's neither a protocol nor a format. Come on Linux zealots! You can do better than that!

      Tell that to the court, Billy Boy.
      They are paid to believe your quibbling.
      We're not.

    21. Re:How to make Windows Better... by catbutt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, if Bill were to knock on my front door, and was willing to actually talk about it ...

      But you *know* what the chances of that are...


      Um, you are indeed right, the chances are pretty low. Go figure.

      I mean, if Santa can visit EVERY SINGLE HOUSE ON THE PLANET in one night, delivering presents to each child in the world, you'd think the richest man in the world would be able to figure out how to personally speak with each Linux user. Geez....

    22. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Coneasfast · · Score: 1

      Or more importantly, I want my diary to be readable in 20 years, thank you very much.

      a slashdot reader with a diary? that's a first!

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    23. Re:How to make Windows Better... by danimrich · · Score: 5, Funny

      I prefer the professor.
      Bill Gates would also be an idea, if they implemented an agression-relief feature in the Office Assistant, like weapons etc.

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    24. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft was to provide even half of what you request, choices would be sure to follow from the hordes of talented programmers they would attract to their OS. But I don't forsee Microsoft implimenting even a quarter of your list. It's a pity too.

    25. Re:How to make Windows Better... by pitchpipe · · Score: 0

      To make windows better, they need to provide helmets, seatbelts, and airbags. An anti-lock braking system might be nice too.

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    26. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NTFS does apply, but if you want something else, just look at the Word .doc format.

    27. Re:How to make Windows Better... by MikeCapone · · Score: 1

      Or more importantly, I want my diary to be readable in 20 years, thank you very much.

      Do what I do; write it in plain text.

    28. Re:How to make Windows Better... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about the win32 api, which is neither fully documented nor correctly documented.

    29. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm working on something to do with that ..... a server with fetchmail, exim, procmail, apache-ssl, perl {tho' PHP or Python would do equally well if they floated your boat} and either some custom CGI scripts or a Webmin module {not decided which yet - I want to be sure I can get it working editing by stuff by hand before I try to automate it}.

    30. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Morth · · Score: 1

      Uhm, one of my biggest points against linux is the lack of this kind of documentation. Sure, there's lots of howtos, but howtos suck if you're just looking for reference. The man pages are really lacking in linux. And yes, there's the source code, but that's like reading the entire cook book for a single recipe.

    31. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Come on now, be serious. We were thinking along the lines of a new Office Assistant(tm)? How about a nice talking fish?

    32. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ehiris · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about a nice talking fish?
      How about a nice talking penguin with duck feet? That must be what Linux users want....

    33. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda.

      The bottom line for me is exactly what you stated. They have a legal statement at the beginning that says they can make use of your answers however they want. Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those. Microsoft explicitly stated that they weren't paying.

      Also, when it comes to a decision about what OS to put on my own hardware, they must discuss it on my terms, not theirs. Here's what Windows would have to have to compete with Linux:

      • Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.
      • All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.
      • All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.
      • Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.
      • A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.
      • A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.
      • A repudiation of their old EULAs and conversion of all of them to the GPL.
      • No forced upgrades.
      • No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.
      • Choices. Under Linux, I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc. I can also choose AbiWord or OpenOffice or many others. I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.


      There is nothing to trust about Microsoft.
    34. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make Windows better, how about not have Windows it would better for all of us.

    35. Re:How to make Windows Better... by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How about allowing OEMs to sell dual-booting machines and let the people/market decide? I think we're way past the point of "fixing" windows and are in the area where people should be able to test the "competition" from Dell, Compaq, or whoever without the OEM's fearing losing their contracts with MS.

      We should just be able to say "Yes, I want windows 2000 on there and Mandrake 9." And the OEM should make sure it has drivers for both systems.

    36. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL... "for Windows to compete with Linux".

      Dumbfuck, they aren't surveying to outcompete it, they're doing cleanup on the minority - just like when they surveyed Mac users in 1998.

    37. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.

      Funny ... every last one of those exists for windows. And it's free. gcc is native. Actually, the only glaring omission is a decent free common lisp (corman lisp is free for noncommercial use, but that's it, and clisp is cygwin, slow, and awful)

    38. Re:How to make Windows Better... by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      "I keep a journal, because well if I kept a diary that would make me a homo!" I forgot which comedian said that, but your post made me think of it.

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    39. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.

      You could have ended your list here. The GPL addresses all of the remaining items.

    40. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Tim+C · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They have a legal statement at the beginning that says they can make use of your answers however they want.

      Yup. That's been in the small print of every survey I've ever taken, and on the "comment on our product/service/whatever" form I've seen.

      What's your point?

    41. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Devil · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda."

      Of course they will, but Linux users can always say, "Hey, Microsoft knows they have an inferior product, so they came to us for help." As much as /. people hate Windows, this is, I think, a good thing.

      First, by asking Linux users what they can do to improve Windows, it is a de facto admission that Windows is an inferior product. Second, maybe we could get some good things out of it, like fully-documented APIs and more-open protocols from Microsoft.

      However, don't expect Microsoft to release jack under the GPL. Put it out of your mind, because it'll never happen. And don't expect that Linux users are going to go easy on Microsoft. We have put them in our sights and will take them down, not through legal wrangling, but because the open-source community will out-build them.

    42. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > How about a nice talking fish?

      If they add that then they'll be catching with with GNOME. GNOME has had "Wanda" and "Sherman's Lagoon" applets for ages.

    43. Re:How to make Windows Better... by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda.
      Then write something that can't be used as propaganda. For example:

      Flexible file/directory-entry metadata allowing both spacial and browser based file/application management solutions

      Imagine, if you will, a marketing person looking at that. Are they seriously doing to write in an advert:

      Linux users agree: Linux is deficient. Over 90% of them say that Linux needs file and directory entry based metadata, a feature completely missing from Linux's primative ext3fs file system. And of the rest, 85% complained that Linux's use of older file formats rather than XML for critical files in /etc is a bit of a problem.
      Just write something critical of Linux that would be nice, is rather technical, and is just as applicable to Windows. Then you'll be providing positive input without worrying that one day you'll read a Microsoft ad:
      Linux users agree: Linux is deficient. Take, for example, the anonymous but traced-back comments of Fred Jones, of Middletown, Connecticut, who wrote: "Linux really needs a consistant user interface. And what's the deal with that directory structure? It's a mess, look at all those shared libraies." Hear that folks? Even Linux zealot Fred Jones admits that Linux is unusable. You should switch to Windows. You should switch... right now. Come to the warm and friendly side.
      If Microsoft wants to improve Windows, let 'em.
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    44. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No my friend.... a shark with big teeth would be more appropriate for them.

    45. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Or more importantly, I want my diary to be readable in 20 years, thank you very much.

      Do what I do; write it in plain text.

      HTML would work as well, if you need some markup. (One of these days, I'll have my Nibble collection archived on CD-ROM...the articles will use HTML, while program listings will use plaintext. The programs will also be saved in ShrinkIt archives, ready to run.)

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    46. Re:How to make Windows Better... by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      How many users actually make use of the more advanced features of Word (or most other Office products)?

      In my experience, the most that people actually get into is mail merge. Few users go beyond that.

      MS Office's biggest weakness is that it keeps piling on additional features with every release, but most people only need basic word processing.

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    47. Re:How to make Windows Better... by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      That's not the point. The point is that important documents are written in .doc format. Historians will hate us for using that.

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    48. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? How in the heck is NTFS not a format?? What the heck is it, a dessert topping?

      IHBT. Sigh.

    49. Re:How to make Windows Better... by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I don't think they can do that - last I heard they don't have any documentation themselves, the closest is a reference implementation of the loader.

      At the bytestream level it'd be pretty hard anyway, as the formats are based on several different technologies (for instance, OLE Structured Storage). The format also contains wierd stuff like gaps of garbage to stay compatible with bugs in earlier versions.

    50. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      True story:

      I took the survey on my windows xp notebook, answered truthfully, and when I clicked "done", IE crashed, and closed all IE windows instantly. No error messages, nothing, just desktop.

      I am not sure if this is Microsoft saying "screw you then, go ahead and migrate" or if this is yet more evidence as to WHY I am migrating to begin with.

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    51. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Gorobei · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Interesting. I think Linux's documentation is actually better than Microsoft's. If an app is giving me a problem, I can usually just cut and paste the text/log message into Google and either get a solution or find out what I'm missing. I know that's a loose definition of documentation, but it's documentation none the less. When XP's wizards fail to troubleshoot a problem I'm having (which is 95% of the time,) I'm SOL with no idea what to do next. The only success I've had using Google to debug a Microsoft product was when Mech Commander 3 wouldn't start due to a bad copy protection scheme - someone in Europe had been kind enough to post a fix for that.

    52. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Not quite. We don't want to have to find and fix 'em or document the API ourselves. Microsoft should do it.

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    53. Re:How to make Windows Better... by togofspookware · · Score: 0

      How about the win32 api, which is neither fully documented nor correctly documented.

      It also Sucks.

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    54. Re:How to make Windows Better... by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      How about making the survey form work in Konqueror? Then I might consider filling it in.

    55. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      And how many of those come with Windows? You can't even rip music to MP3s without loading extra software.

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    56. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Trepalium · · Score: 5, Interesting
      • Clear, documented interactions between components
      • Error messages that can be traced back to the faulting component, rather than just to the error reporter. (Microsoft crash error messages have become progressively less useful. Windows NT blue screens, and Win95/98 application crash errors were actually useful. Windows XP blue screens, and application crash messages are useless.)
      • Documentation of all registry settings, regardless of if they should be modified manually or not. Most Linux apps have all the configuration settings documented in the appropriate man pages, or when that fails, there's the source code.
      These are the three things that get in my way more often than not when trying to troubleshoot a problem. The answer to format, and reinstall is rarely, if ever, acceptable.
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    57. Re:How to make Windows Better... by kuzb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      - Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.

      GPL is a bad licence to begin with. the BSD licence would be a lot better, if they were to adopt anything at all.

      - All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      They are documented, that documentation is not always free though.

      - All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.

      Exactly which security holes did MS disguise as features?

      - Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.

      Ok, at least we can agree on something. I concur, trusted computing is a bad idea.

      - A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.

      Point is, the compilers ARE free. You can download C#, visual basic and others WITHOUT paying for them. It's the IDEs that typicly cost the money. You also don't need to use a MS language, there are other langauges available for windows for a variety of purposes that MS had nothing to do with, which work fine under windows. Java comes to mind, as does Delphi, PHP, Python, Perl and many others which are too numerous to list. In fact, there probably isn't a language that you listed which is not also available for windows. Many of these GNU tools you want have windows ports as well.

      - A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.

      You're not very clear here. Formats for what?

      - A repudiation of their old EULAs and conversion of all of them to the GPL.

      The GPL isn't the answer to everything. I don't blame MS for not using the GPL, I wouldn't either.

      - No forced upgrades.

      Upgrading is inevitable. MS does not force you to upgrade. If no one ever had to upgrade in the Linux world, we'd all be using kernels from 1990. MS doesn't force anyone to upgrade, people upgrade because they want the new offerings included in those upgrades. Hell, if you still want to use windows 98 these days, most software will still run under it.

      - # No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.

      This isn't MS's problem, it's yours. If you want to cling to old formats, outdated software and outmoded formats, that's your problem.

      - Choices. Under Linux, I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc. I can also choose AbiWord or OpenOffice or many others. I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.

      You really don't know a lot about windows, do you? You DO have choices under windows. How about blackbox for windows? How about Litestep? how about geoshell? There is a MASSIVE list of shell replacements (which could be likened to window managers) for windows. I don't NEED to use MS office either. I can get openoffice and/or abiword for windows. I can use any one of a dozen other office suites as well. The fact that MS office just happens to be superior to most of them is the reason most people will buy office instead of using something opensource.

      Quit trying to blame Microsoft for coming up with a STANDARDIZED model for which to do things. It's proven that it works. KDE and GNOME are still trying to agree on standards for interoperability between them, and it has only worked with limited success.

      I suggest you learn something about the operating system you intend to bash, it might help to make your arguments a little better.

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    58. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS. They know how it works. Any other claim they make about not knowing is a lie.

    59. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since WINS is depreciated, I'm not sure why you want this.

    60. Re:How to make Windows Better... by FuShock · · Score: 2, Funny

      " Microsoft is deliberately seeking information they can use against Linux. They will make use of any unfavorable comments about Linux in their own propaganda." I can see it now. "...We...all...worship...satan..." -linux user

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    61. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Enough people to matter.

      Besides, if only 1 person in your organization is making use of macros and other advanced features, it's very useful that everyone else can open that person's documents without additional software.

    62. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      >> Second, maybe we could get some good things out of it, like fully-documented APIs and more-open protocols from Microsoft.

      I think they were considering more like throwing in a fourth color scheme (Disney(tm) Mickey Mouse Pants Red). I figure that should only cost an extra 70 or 80 bucks.

      Oh maybe throwing in a game other than cards or pinball. I mean really. Have to have a PIII to run the OS, but all the games would work on a 133Mhz. Really. Maybe a small FPS. I'd settle for quake. Just anything other than cards and pinball. Adding features to paint would be good to. I'd love to be able to customize my logon screen to.

      Course who am I to make such change....
      -- Bill Gates.

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    63. Re:How to make Windows Better... by MikeCapone · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's not the point. The point is that important documents are written in .doc format. Historians will hate us for using that.

      If it was up to historians we'd all be writing on stone tablets.

      Magnetic and optical supports aren't very long lasting...

      Of course I'm all for open standards (go Staroffice/OpenOffice.org!). I was just telling the guy that his precious diary could be future-proof without having to destroy microsoft first.

    64. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Chuckle, thats a good one. Touche`

    65. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also Sucks.

      Pssst! You aren't supposed to talk about the SECRET INGREDIENT!

    66. Re:How to make Windows Better... by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And how many of those come with Windows? You can't even rip music to MP3s without loading extra software.

      So, Microsoft should bundle *more* software?

      I'm all for it, but you that for every item added, there's gonna be somebody unhappy because MSFT has (somehow or other) reduced the user's choice. And they'll be right in line behind those bemoaning the disk space reuqired to install Windows.

      Before: Windows doesn't include MP3 ripping software!

      After: Call the laywers! Microsoft is freezing out competitors by including MP3 ripping software!

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    67. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Unoti · · Score: 1

      That may be true. But it just feels different when the small print is coming from Microsoft. The way it'd feel if you were reading small print issued by Lord Vader.

    68. Re:How to make Windows Better... by sammy+baby · · Score: 5, Funny

      Only on Slashdot could you find someone who says, "Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those," followed by a bulleted list of exactly the things Microsoft had asked for. For free.

    69. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      GPL is a bad licence to begin with. the BSD licence would be a lot better, if they were to adopt anything at all.

      No, GPL is a great license. It's the only way you can get major corporate investment in a Free Software project.

      Look at big companies like IBM and SGI, or small ones like Red Hat. Why do they spend their own R&D dollars improving Linux, and then releasing the source code publicly? Why didn't they do the same thing with a BSD Unix?

      It's because no rational company will willingly release code another company can close on them. With BSD licenses, corporations might use parts of Free Software projects in their work, but would only give out binaries.

      But the GPL license gives them dual motivators: an obligation to release new code as payment for using old, and an assurance that code they do give out won't be turned against them by a competitor.

    70. Re:How to make Windows Better... by shaitand · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ok ok I'll give ya that one. But there is a need for a win32 api implementation on linux.

      I'm not one who feels that apps should use wine rather than be converted to a native implementation, but there are alot of apps which neither have source code available nor a company still around and/or supporting them on the platform they were written for, let alone porting them to linux!

      I mean after all, what is this survey for if it's not to convince microsoft to open it's protocols so that it's easier to make replacement apps and replace windows in every aspect of computing?

    71. Re:How to make Windows Better... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      Hate to burst your bubble, but a base Linux install probably isn't going to have an MP3 encoder, not even a player

      Granted, if you downloaded a distribution, or you're online - you'll only have to add a couple more packages, but I'd consider this "extra software" too.

      After a Gentoo "emerge system" there's not very much at all to do except read config files. The telnet client isn't even installed.

      Don't get me wrong, I just think you could have made your point a bit clearer. Furthermore, I'm once again foregoing moderation to make a friendly comment, isn't that nice of me?

    72. Re:How to make Windows Better... by RabidStoat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.

      Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.

      I agree with most of the above although I wish Linux would strive to meet the ones I've quoted as well ! Not everything is rosy on the other side of the fence.

    73. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Morth · · Score: 1

      Sorry if my post sounded like I was comparing Linux and Windows documentation, and I guess that's easy to presume considering the topic, but I wasn't. I was just refering to the state of linux documentation in general. I've never been a Windows user, wrt my own computers.

    74. Re:How to make Windows Better... by zakezuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always thought that a nice frankenstein's monster assistant would be perfect. Totally unhelpful answers like "errrrrrrrrrr!" or "grrrrrrrrrrrrr", but if you say "grr" it says "that was very thoughtful.

      I know a grunting monster isn't exactly helpful, but would make me feel better to have something else grring at microsoft office when it doesn't do what I want. After all, the office assistant was never too terribly helpful.

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    75. Re:How to make Windows Better... by antek9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For starters: how about issueing online surveys that don't demand cookies to be accepted?

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    76. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or like maybe the Johnny Castaway screen-saver from 10 years ago.

    77. Re:How to make Windows Better... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And a lot of .doc files are text from before MS borged the .doc extension.

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    78. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tell that to the court, Billy Boy.
      They are paid to believe your quibbling.
      We're not.

      Translation: I've got nothing and will now resort to thumping my chest mindlessly.

    79. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Malfourmed · · Score: 5, Funny
      I mean, if Santa can visit EVERY SINGLE HOUSE ON THE PLANET in one night, delivering presents to each child in the world, you'd think the richest man in the world would be able to figure out how to personally speak with each Linux user. Geez....

      Ummm.... I hate to tell you this, but Bill Gates doesn't exist.
    80. Re:How to make Windows Better... by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Documentation of all registry settings, regardless of if they should be modified manually or not.

      I took that one further. I pointed out that no program should be allowed to change the registry settings for any other program. That makes it much harder for malware to hijack your startpage or for a trojan to change another program's settings to call the trojan.

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    81. Re:How to make Windows Better... by overturf · · Score: 4, Informative

      > The Exchange Server protocol is another example.

      Exchange server provides a heck of a lot of protocol interfaces, but I can only presume you're referring to MAPI? In any case, you can find LOTS of documented protocol interface information for Exchange on MSDN as part of the Exchange Development Kit.

      I'll leave finding protocol information on the other standards used and supported by Exchange Server (SMTP, NNTP, IMAP4, POP3, LDAP, etc) as an exercise for the interested reader. (hint: http://www.google.com/ is a good place to start)

    82. Re:How to make Windows Better... by unic1 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Show us the source.

      Then commit Hurry Currie

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    83. Re:How to make Windows Better... by smnolde · · Score: 1
      Interesting. I think Linux's documentation is actually better than Microsoft's.

      Well, if you think linux documentation is better, read any of the BSD man pages. They are, if not, the best manual pages you will ever read. More often than not they have working examples.

      Windows help is useless.

    84. Re:How to make Windows Better... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      - # No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats. This isn't MS's problem, it's yours. If you want to cling to old formats, outdated software and outmoded formats, that's your problem.

      Not everybody has the ca$h to be upgrading every program from NanoLimp each time. As the format for e.g., MSWord changes with each version, if you can't afford to upgrade, pretty soon you can't read anybody else's files.

      Funny, isn't it, how so many people are always ready to solve problems by throwing somebody else's money at them?

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    85. Re:How to make Windows Better... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Microsoft's implementation of Kerberos in Active Directory uses some non-documented extensions - really kills any chance of using a non-MS Kerberos server in a mixed client environment.

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    86. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed the GPL is much better. IMHO it's the biggest thing Linux has over BSD.

    87. Re:How to make Windows Better... by flossie · · Score: 1
      GPL is a bad licence to begin with. the BSD licence would be a lot better, if they were to adopt anything at all.

      You're clearly new here. If you are going to bash the GPL, at least *try* to justify your statements.

      You're not very clear here. Formats for what?

      Ah, I see. IHBT.

    88. Re:How to make Windows Better... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and while we're at it, let's fix Tux's beak so he looks more like a penguin. ;-)

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    89. Re:How to make Windows Better... by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      What you're talking about here is not Windows competing with Linux, but Windows turning into Linux.
      For me, Windows doesn't have to become GPL, or have so many different shells forced upon it, what Windows need to do for me is become more modular. A simple kernel, the gui separate from it, all services and programs running on it optional so I can choose what I want to install and de-install. This way you can truely install it as a server, or a workstation. Oh, and the ability to switch off any wizard that treats me like a preschool kid. (including removing all the "My" references in Windows, I didn't buy a "My first Sony"!)
      Windows isn't that bad, but I need to modify it too much to run it the way I want it to. That's why I use FreeBSD as much as possible, because I can customise it the way I want it.
      I say Microsoft doesn't have to turn Windows into Linux, because that doesn't give you more choice. It only takes away one more choice you have of what OS you want to use.
      And be honest, there isn't one OS that doesn't receive unfavorable comments.

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    90. Re:How to make Windows Better... by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      Magnetic and optical supports aren't very long lasting...

      No but if you keep it on your hard drive you can keep copying it to the new media. Or when you replace your hard drive do you just throw it away with all your data?

    91. Re:How to make Windows Better... by lisany · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny, I listed that as the thing they _should_ do. Hell, I don't use Windows - what do I care about the sheep that do?

      What I do care about are the morons who are too inept to update their computers. The morons who are still forwarding about viruses and who are still vulnerable to Code Red. Its those types of users that make me wish Microsoft thought a little less of its users.

    92. Re:How to make Windows Better... by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Well put. I'm mailing this to all of the MS captives
      I know.

    93. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How about issueing online surveys that have working radio buttons?


      They don't look like they are working in MozillaFirebird 0.7.

    94. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

      The point is I am not filling surveys with legal statements. The fact something is common doesn't make it right. Not to me anyway.

      Diego Rey

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    95. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, filling out the survey lets Microsoft use those comments willy-nilly, as per the terms in tiny print; posting a wish-list on slashdot makes things a bit more difficult for the marketing department.

    96. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHBT YHL HAND

    97. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ivansanchez · · Score: 1

      Totally unhelpful answers like "errrrrrrrrrr!" or "grrrrrrrrrrrrr", but if you say "grr" it says "that was very thoughtful.

      You haven't tried Vigor, have you?

    98. Re:How to make Windows Better... by torpor · · Score: 1

      yeah ... just like guys like you sit there and snipe just for the 'ooh, look at me providing a snarky evaluation of someone else' points ... c'mon, I'm not going to even bother knowing your name, thats how standard a response yours is...

      Tell you what. I bet those bullet points weren't the -only- points of view this guy cares to share ... and if he's really as smart as he sounds (on this issue) then yeah: I'd be willing to say he's allowed to call himself a professional.

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    99. Re:How to make Windows Better... by gui_tarzan2000 · · Score: 1
      My copy of Mozilla 1.5 worked fine.

      How about issueing online surveys that have working radio buttons? They don't look like they are working in MozillaFirebird 0.7.

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    100. Re:How to make Windows Better... by miu · · Score: 2, Informative
      First, by asking Linux users what they can do to improve Windows, it is a de facto admission that Windows is an inferior product.

      I hope your were being ironic and I just didn't get it. Why would trying to impvove usability or woo users/developers of another platform (by asking them what they need to switch to your platform) be an admission of inferiority? Sounds like marketing 101 to me.

      WRT fully documented APIs and open protocols - go to msdn, they have excellent documention on many APIs and protocols. The problem with most of their APIs and protocols is the licensing, not the access.

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    101. Re:How to make Windows Better... by starnix · · Score: 2, Funny

      You got something against satan worshippers?

    102. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Sawmill · · Score: 1

      Before: Windows doesn't include MP3 ripping software!

      After: Call the laywers! Microsoft is freezing out competitors by including MP3 ripping software!


      If Apple included MP3 Ripple software: Call the presses! Apple is innovative! iTunes is wonderful!

      hypocrisy is fun to watch sometimes.. ;)

      (I'm an Apple switcher, so this isn't flamebait...merely an observation...)
    103. Re:How to make Windows Better... by paranerd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't try to force me to compute the way you, and Hollywood, and the Government want me to compute. NO DRM. None. Nada. At all.No proprietary formats; I've already lost enough productivity, and personal data thinking to rely on Microsoft proprietary formats.

      Don't sneak information off of my computers like I have caught you doing in the past. I'm as Microsoft free as I can possibly be after I installed a firewall and found out my Microsoft Works software, which I NEVER used, was ET-phoning-home every single week for supposed updates (which updates I was never offered in over two years of ET-phoning home. This is what began my rabid antiMicrosoft proselytizing.

      It's MY computer. I don't lease it. I don't run it at your good pleasure, or under your benevolent supervision, or to your tune, or at your permission. It's MINE.

    104. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, they're referring to the calender/appointment/meeting etc functionality that exchange provides.

      The actual email itself is well documented as you rightly say, but exchange is more than just an MTA :-)

    105. Re:How to make Windows Better... by linkjunkie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO,

      I'm sorry,
      I hate to waste space here,
      but that is HILARIOUS!

    106. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Full source code for all Microsoft products released under the GPL.

      Hm... but wouldn't the GPL then require anyone releasing software under Windows provide the source under the GPL as well? I mean everything has to link with ntdll somehow.

      Basically, no matter what Microsoft does, you will not consider using Windows, ever. Thus they are probably completely uninterested in your opinions. Listening to you would do them no good whatsoever.

      Actually think about it and present sensible and honest suggestions and they might listen. (but then you don't care because you live in a Linux bubble)

      Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.

      This would probably top my list, but I seriously doubt they'd do it anyway. :/

    107. Re:How to make Windows Better... by mingot · · Score: 0, Insightful

      All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      Get back to me when the open source camp achieves this. Oh, I can look at the source? You can look at a disassembly. Trudging through x86 asm is a bit more taxing than looking at poorly commented C code. But just a bit.

      A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.

      All already available. Do you mean MS should foot the bill for recoding all of these and then release them under the GPL? Why? Does it bother you that it's the gcc team and not Linus writing the C++ compiler for Linux? Oh, and with regards to some of the newer stuff (like C# and VB.NET) the compilers are free for the downloading. In addition there are open source compilers that are coming along nicely.

      A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.

      I'm going to assume that you're talking about the Office formats. Guess what? Done. I can save any Office file in 2003 and it's readable on both 2000 and XP with no conversions or hassle. I think Microsoft recognized that people were simply not upgrading because having to deal with clients on older versions was such a hassle.

      No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.

      Taken care of, really. See previous item.

    108. Re:How to make Windows Better... by naelurec · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure its a format .. when I installed Windows 2000 it asked:

      Format:
      NTFS
      FAT32 :)

    109. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Spoing · · Score: 3, Informative
      1. Exchange server provides a heck of a lot of protocol interfaces, but I can only presume you're referring to MAPI?

      Do some research. You'll be surprised just how little is actually disclosed.

      Exchange has many little additions, none of them open, and if your admin uses only MS's propriatary protocols, you aren't connecting to the server for anything at all^ -- *unless* you use Microsoft's Outlook and only Outlook. This covers not only email, but calendar, scheduling, and others aren't open either. While I personally don't care about those things (minus email), my immediate boss does...so, it's a PITA.

      If MS used all open protocols or opened the ones they currently DO NOT disclose, this would not be an issue.

      Experiment: How many programs can connect to Exchange 5.x using MS's propriatory protocol? Later versions? Any of them open?

      1. (^ - Only Ximian's connector comes to mind...and that does not work with Exchange 5.x.)
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    110. Re:How to make Windows Better... by DarkVein · · Score: 2, Interesting

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      I must not omit a circumstance which occurred in the beginning of the month
      of August of the same year.
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    111. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Snake_Plisken · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I took this survey in Firebird 0.7 and it worked fine for me...

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    112. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Info+B!tch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      LOL. I was thinking the same exact thing as a read that persons post!. moron!

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    113. Re:How to make Windows Better... by pHDNgell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look at big companies like IBM and SGI, or small ones like Red Hat. Why do they spend their own R&D dollars improving Linux, and then releasing the source code publicly? Why didn't they do the same thing with a BSD Unix?

      Big companies were using BSD unix in their products for a while (and continue to do so). They were not obligated to release the code, which is why you didn't see quite as much.

      Linux is about mind share, though. SGI didn't release XFS to Linux because, as a company, they thought Linux needed a better filesystem. They wanted a significant contribution to something that's on a lot of people's minds. Linux is big business now, and everyone wants to have a piece of it. It's not because it's GPL, it's because it's Linux.

      But the GPL license gives them dual motivators: an obligation to release new code as payment for using old, and an assurance that code they do give out won't be turned against them by a competitor.

      I don't think that describes ``dual motivators.'' It sounds like they have a restriction on their freedom vs. the BSD license (freedom to produce a product from the thing without giving away their work product), but a consolation that says that at least anyone looking at the code will also have to release their changes.

      That does *not* keep their code from being used against them. One company may be great at producing code while another is great at getting money from it. The code the first company releases is available to anyone, so they don't really have anything special to offer after it's written. If this company were the only source of this implementation (i.e. closed-source), they would then have an advantage.

      There's lots of GPL code, but I don't see lots of companies going out of their way to produce GPL code.

      But yeah, Linux is big business right now because people can use it at home, and it solves many enterprise problems. I imagine we'll see postgres doing the same thing at some point for the same reasons. The thing is, postgres can do it more quietly since there's no requirement to ship tweaks and stuff.

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    114. Re:How to make Windows Better... by pHDNgell · · Score: 1

      I'll leave finding protocol information on the other standards used and supported by Exchange Server (SMTP, NNTP, IMAP4, POP3, LDAP, etc) as an exercise for the interested reader.

      Sure, I get to use the exchange server at work via imap4. It works OK most of the time. It'll frequently stop informing of new mail (but let me remain connected and read certain things, though many functions fail to wokr), but I have workarounds for getting most of my mail most of the time...

      except some attachments. Anyone ever get those attachments that work great if you're using outlook, but for IMAP users, they come through as ``>>'' or something like that? I almost missed the Christmas party to that one.

      And LDAP? Apparently not in my installation. I had to request IMAP access specifically.

      And which one of these protocols let me see and manipulate these calendars that people keep talking about. I think it's a stupid calendar model to begin with (I much prefer iCal's model), but I'd be interested in making a translator if I knew what the protocol was.

      Apparently newer versions allow you to access some of the stuff with WebDAV, but good luck getting people who barely understand what their working with now to upgrade.

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    115. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I hate to break it to you, but Microsoft has and does currently release software under the GPL. It's called Windows Services for Unix. You pay them money, and they give you a copy of RMS' GNU system ported to Windows, with full GPL compliance.

    116. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go wash your mouth and while you're away, stay away. /. is better off without you.

    117. Re:How to make Windows Better... by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the HUGE difference is that the Mac wasn't chewing in to their profits and wasn't GAINING marketshare. Open Source scares the crap out of Microsoft. Specifically FREE software that competes against their core business scares the crap out of them. They take the open source threat very serious (unlike the Macintosh one).

      It kinda sucks to be them in one regard. It is damn near impossible to compete with FREE when FREE is actually good enough. I do find it funny that the company that crushed out competitors like Netscape by giving away their software will end up dieing by the same tactic. Not that I think they will go away, but they will be a MUCH smaller player in the next 10 years.

      Hey, my idea for Microsoft is too start outsourcing more of their development to India... Yeah that should work great... or better yet how about they could start paying people to use their software... Oh yeah I forgot they already have tried both of these and people are still switching off of their stuff.

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    118. Re:How to make Windows Better... by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      Windows 98, and maybe others, often came bundled with a 3D hovercraft game. I don't know why they stopped distributing that.

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    119. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      The game companies would flip that Microsoft is using its OS monopoly to enter the games market.

    120. Re:How to make Windows Better... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 1

      I would argue that while "important" documents are written in .doc format they are stored as .pdf's (someone else pointed out that HTML is a good bet too). I wonder why?

      But the original point is the same; most of what we type could be done on myriad word processors.

    121. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NTFS is a format you dip.

      Certainly the MS buttboys can do better than this.

    122. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      Funny ... every last one of those exists for windows.

      Firstly, cygwin is insecure in a multiuser environment. Secondly, it's fairly difficult to get all those languages installed and working in any reasonable amount of time in Windows (as opposed to Debian where you can apt-get install them all). And thirdly, there are nasty bugs and limitations. In reality, Windows is a second-class platform for using Free Unix programming tools.

    123. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, in MS fantasy land it's depreciated. Here in the real world, we're still stuck using it.

      Besides, if it's depreciated, why not just open it up then? I don't see why they'd be against it.

      Oh, that's right, cuz open standards ain't a microsoft thang...

    124. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe a dancing penguin??

    125. Re:How to make Windows Better... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Emacs thing wouldn't be too difficult, so long as you defined the .el files as something outside the codebase. I think it would mostly be a matter of writing your own Lisp interpreter. A lot of other stuff would just fall into place.

      In a way, Emacs is beautifully designed.

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    126. Re:How to make Windows Better... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All protocols, APIs and data formats fully
      documented.
      Where are there any undocumented protocols or protocols that you cannot get the documentation for, used in Linux?
      All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.
      While there will always be the possibility for security holes in ANY OS, when has there ever been ONE in Linux that has been hidden?
      Dump Trusted Computing. It is about restricting the rights of the end user.
      Where is Trused Computing in Linux? Even if there ever was some framework for TC, in Linux it would be something that could EASILY be turned off or taken out. Under MS Windows, it WILL be an "integral" part of the OS and used against the end-user by software companies and the media companies to enforce their "IP".
      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    127. Re:How to make Windows Better... by 56ker · · Score: 1

      How about a "Slap Custard Pies at Clippy game"?

    128. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of my own experience with Microsoft Works several years back. I bought a new Gateway laptop with Works pre-loaded, and as soon as I booted it up on our LAN the connection sharing machine started dialing out every 5 to 10 minutes. Since the new laptop was the only thing that had changed, I slapped a copy Zone Alarm on it, and discovered that the Works update app was trying to check for updates every few minutes. Like you I noticed that Works never seemed to actually get an update, but it sure did check a lot. How many times a day do you really need to check for an update that in all likelihood is never coming at all?

      I never assumed that they were spying on me though. I assumed that they were stupid, or perhaps incompetent, or at the very least thoughtless creeps. I suppose they COULD have been spying on me, but it was irritating enough either way. Fortunately you can disable that "feature", but uninstalling Works was a lot more satisfying as solutions go.

      It didn't take long before the constant crashing drove me to Linux (it came with Windows ME on it, which has to be the worst Windows ever spewed forth). I was never absolutely sure, but it seemed like you could crash it just by giving it a harsh stare from across the room. To this day I just cringe when I see a machine running ME. I realize that things have improved greatly since then (unless you want to talk about SECURITY that is), but the sour taste will outlast Microsoft as a company.

    129. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      Precisely. I am actually fairly content with Windows XP, but I really don't like the lack of customization. Its install everything and the kitchen sink and then hope that there's a way of removing a lot of what you don't want on there and customizing the rest to your liking.

      As much fun as it is to burn extra resources running something like DesktopX just to do simple things like customize the GUI, I'd really rather not have those resources being eaten up for a function that is already handled by the GUI sans better configuration tools. I think that the way Windows is set up now is great for users who don't know shit about computers and never will, because support such a standardized environment is a breeze. Click here, click there, what does it say? Okay, click this and done. However, for those of us who have a clue about that sort of thing, there should be an equivalent to Expert mode installs that allow us to select what is installed piece by piece and then pillage the configs to set everything just how we want it.

      That and real symbolic links, dammit. :)

    130. Re:How to make Windows Better... by MikeCapone · · Score: 1

      No but if you keep it on your hard drive you can keep copying it to the new media. Or when you replace your hard drive do you just throw it away with all your data?

      If we're talking about historically significant amounts of time, my point stands very strongly.

      Maybe for small amount of data it's efficient to just keep copying over and over again to preserve it, but it's not very practical to keep copying over and over the ever increasing amount of data on the intrnet.

      I was talking about large scale (since we started talking about historians), not just about the backups of one individual for a period of 40 years or whatever...

    131. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first "complaint" I wrote in the survey under the "how can we make Windows better?" section, was to the effect of "stop including the kitchen sink. Just sell me the naked OS and let me install my own damned applications."

      --
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    132. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It's not just IE. Mozilla closed without notice the instant I clicked the "DONE" link. No error message, no crashlog entry, no nothing; just vanished. Didn't affect the rest of Win98, tho. No idea if the survey "took" or not.

      One suspects someone used the js for "close window" instead of "save results and go to next page", tho I didn't go back to check. Anyway, seems whoever actually coded the survey page (presumably a surveymonkey.com employee, not M$ themselves) didn't bother to test it even as far as the obvious.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    133. Re:How to make Windows Better... by leftie · · Score: 1

      Don't suck.

    134. Re:How to make Windows Better... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      One suspects someone used the js for "close window" instead of "save results and go to next page"

      It sounds more like they've hit a bug common to multiple browsers including IE. Perhaps they developed the page on an internal copy of IE which isn't succeptible.

      JavaScript is not supposed to let you close a Window if the page didn't open it in the first page. If you opened the window yourself, JavaScript cannot close it. If JavaScript opened the page, only then can it close the window. As for closing all windows, I believe the same logic follows.

    135. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Maybe js isn't supposed to let you close a window if js didn't open it in the first place, but I've certainly seen it happen before, also with Mozilla. But always when I had more than one window open already, so it didn't produce any noteworthy effect. Whether it was crap js or browser bug, I've no idea.

      I don't normally use IE online, tho the one I've got installed was an internal M$ build. Haven't seen it misbehave thus, tho it hardly sees enough of the web to be sure one way or the other. :)

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    136. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Only on Slashdot could you find someone who says, "Frankly, my comments about both Windows and Linux are professional opinions. People pay me for those," followed by a bulleted list of exactly the things Microsoft had asked for. For free.

      I thought the same exact thing. I hope that douchesolution doesn't get paid too much.

    137. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Wow, a duplicate post, only slightly below the original, and both the original and the dupe are by ACs, I don't know what to make of it. Here's the original

      .

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    138. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The game companies would flip that Microsoft is using its OS monopoly to enter the games market.

      I know. Could you imagine what might happen if Microsoft entered the game market? They might even decide to make their own console!

    139. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      The radio buttons work, but after I click Done>>, did you see anything but a blank page? 'Cause that's all I get.

    140. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      I know. Could you imagine what might happen if Microsoft entered the game market? They might even decide to make their own console!

      Heh. I don't think Microsoft can handle writing code for another architecture. If they made a console, it would probably just be a glorified PC!

    141. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      But, on the other hand, it would make AdAware's job much harder (but perhaps unecessary).

    142. Re:How to make Windows Better... by izzo+nizzo · · Score: 1

      Apple's bundled software is a gift from heaven. My one complaint is that there is no drawing program analogous to MS Paint. Someone please clue me in as to where I can find a good substitute for OSX.

    143. Re:How to make Windows Better... by binarytoaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even Entourage will not connect to 5.x, and that IS made by Microsoft... ;)

      2000 or later only. Go fig. Maybe MS doesn't want to deal with 5.x's kludgy implementation again, so they don't open it (maybe they don't have documentation of it?) ...still doesn't quite explain 2000+...

    144. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <conspiracyMode>
      Actually, that's probably Microsoft's way of ensuring that only real Linux users take the survey...figuring that if somebody takes it on a Windows box using IE, then they're not the target demographic for the survey. Maybe they designed it so that it would only submit properly through Mozilla or Konqueror.
      </conspiracyMode>

    145. Re:How to make Windows Better... by sudohnim · · Score: 0

      I took a look, at the first page. That was enough to make me hit the back button.

      I hit next and got this (too bad their SQL box isn't feeling well):

      function di20(id, newSrc) { document.images[id].src = newSrc; } function preloadImages() { if (document.images) { if (typeof(document.WM) == 'undefined'){ document.WM = new Object(); } document.WM.overImages = new Array(); var argLength = preloadImages.arguments.length; for(arg=0;arg=totalNum; i++) { EraseForcedRanking(QID, oldOptionID, i); EraseForcedRanking(QID, optionID, i); } } eval('document.Form1.' + fieldName).value =
      [snip]

      --
      Its pretty sad when a commercial OS ships a debugger with their system but no compiler.
    146. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about NOT GPL dumbass

    147. Re:How to make Windows Better... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Informative
      "I'm going to assume that you're talking about the Office formats. Guess what? Done. I can save any Office file in 2003 and it's readable on both 2000 and XP with no conversions or hassle. I think Microsoft recognized that people were simply not upgrading because having to deal with clients on older versions was such a hassle."

      How about opening those documents in Office 95 or 98, does that work so flawlessly ?

      Why is it that Windows 2000 Access cannot properly open and modify Windows 95 Access databases ( unless you let it upgrade them to Win 2000 ) ? That's a real pain when manufacturers of other equipment ( in my case ACD systems ) use older versions of Windows NT and Access 95, 98 databases to store configuration data in. Why they do that I have no clue but when you have to 'repair' the databases every 3 months or so and the rest of the company has upgraded to Access 2000 it's more or less impossible to sort out the database.

    148. Re:How to make Windows Better... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Almost the same thing happened to me ( using Opera on Windows 2000 ). Opera didn't crash but the window did just shut it's self down without asking and without warning.

    149. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc.

      And what should one do if they don't really like any of the particular choices available?

      I don't want a world where one company maintains a de facto standard and actively hinders anyone else's attempts to interact with it.

      I agree with that, but then again, I also don't want a choice of a bunch of stuff that I really don't care for in the first place.

      I use Linux as a server. Nothing more. I hate it's desktop offerings. HATE, even.

    150. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost same with Safari and OS X. It closed the tab but didn't affect rest of browser.

    151. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Harker · · Score: 1

      Using IE, I got a messages telling me that the web page was trying to close the window and did I want it to.

      Guess they figured you were done with the internet at that point.

      --
      When VCR's are outlawed, only outlaws will have VCR's.
    152. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Alinabi · · Score: 1

      From my experience, 95% of business folks do not understand even basic concepts of text formating in Word. Most documents have paragraphs indented with spaces and nonconsistent fonts for headers, titles etc. I think it's safe to say that scripting is waaaay over their heads. Probably the only use the scripting capabilities of Word are used for is the writing of viruses.

      --
      "You can't allow somebody to commit the crime before you detain them." [Condoleezza Rice]
    153. Re:How to make Windows Better... by darien · · Score: 1

      Dude, about your sig - "outgrabe" is the imperfect of "outgribe." You probably want "outgribben." ;)

    154. Re:How to make Windows Better... by retrosteve · · Score: 1
      I was about to mod this one down as a troll, but I changed my mind and decided to rise to the bait instead. This type of authoritative-looking FUD is dangerous and must be met with information and insight. So I'll take this straight.

      I tend to agree with the guy you're trashing here, kuzb, and I think that with a little thought you could have agreed with him too.

      - All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      They are documented, that documentation is not always free though.

      I think he's referring to deliberately mysterious protocols like SMB and WORD format, which are not just "not free", but actually proprietary and can't be used without an agreement with Microsoft. And this secrecy noticeably impacts Windows users (by forcing incompatibilities with foreign and older systems). Hence Microsoft plays a zero-sum game with their own customers, not just their competitors, which I'd consider, well, kind of evil.
      - All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.

      Exactly which security holes did MS disguise as features?

      Well, ActiveX and Office Macros, for two. ActiveX is especially bad since it's possible to implant viruses or worse in anyone who visits your WEBSITE!
      - A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.

      You're not very clear here. Formats for what?

      How about DOC, XLS, and SMB for a start?
      - No forced upgrades.

      Upgrading is inevitable. MS does not force you to upgrade. If no one ever had to upgrade in the Linux world, we'd all be using kernels from 1990. MS doesn't force anyone to upgrade, people upgrade because they want the new offerings included in those upgrades. Hell, if you still want to use windows 98 these days, most software will still run under it.

      That's just disingenuous, you're parroting the MS party line. Name ONE feature that people upgraded from Office 97 to Office 2000 for. Or from Office 2000 to Office 2003. There are none. They upgrade because they need to to communicate with others using the newer formats. Or because new computers come with the new OS and make it hard to network with the older ones. Ask any IT department. As the original poster clarified:
      - # No coerced upgrades, where existing users have to plead with people who have already upgraded to jump through hoops to avoid sending unreadable new formats.

      This isn't MS's problem, it's yours. If you want to cling to old formats, outdated software and outmoded formats, that's your problem.

      This is just an obvious troll. Two years old is not "old, outdated" or "outmoded", it's "in common use" and should be supported transparently. Not doing so is simply coercion.
    155. Re:How to make Windows Better... by gomerbud · · Score: 2, Informative
      All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      Where are there any undocumented protocols or protocols that you cannot get the documentation for, used in Linux?

      How about the rt_sig family of syscalls? They look rather undocumented to me. Heh...
      UNIMPLEMENTED(2) Linux Programmer's Manual UNIMPLEMENTED(2)

      NAME
      exit_group, getpmsg, get_thread_area, gettid, io_cancel,
      io_destroy, io_getevents, io_setup, io_submit, madvise1,
      putpmsg, readahead, rt_sigaction, rt_sigpending, rt_sig&#173;
      procmask, rt_sigqueueinfo, rt_sigreturn, rt_sigsuspend,
      rt_sigtimedwait, security, set_thread_area, ugetrlimit -
      undocumented system calls

      SYNOPSIS
      Undocumented system calls.

      DESCRIPTION
      The 2.4.20 kernel knows 253 syscalls for the i386 archi&#173;
      tecture. The above ones have not yet been documented.

      SEEALSO
      obsolete(2), syscalls(2), unimplemented(2)

      Linux 2.4.20 2003-02-01 UNIMPLEMENTED(2)
      --
      Kan jeg få en pils, vær så snill?
    156. Re:How to make Windows Better... by RabidStoat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All protocols, APIs and data formats fully documented.

      Where are there any undocumented protocols or protocols that you cannot get the documentation for, used in Linux?

      I didn't say anything was undocumented, the emphasis on my comment was intended to be "fully". Some of the documentation for various security packages I've been working with is badly written and incomplete with badly worked through examples. I'm a fully paid up member of the open software paradigm but I wish that when people contribute they'd realise there contributions are more valuable if they fully document their software. Not that they have to, their contribution is valuable nevertheless, but it'd be even better if they did.

      All security holes disguised as features closed, permanently, and no new ones added, ever.

      While there will always be the possibility for security holes in ANY OS, when has there ever been ONE in Linux that has been hidden?

      I think we read the second part of this one differently, I read it as "no new security holes added ever", I think you might have read it as "no more holes disguised as features added ever". To be honest, I doubt if even Microsoft deliberately add a true security hole disguised as a feature. Certainly they claim many security holes are features after the event, certainly some features they add contain inherent security problems but they, you'd have to assume, fit into the architectural model that they are/were trying to maintain however flawed that may be.

      As to the last comment, I'm not sure why you've emphasised the "against" in the last sentence, if it's a tool that could be used to protect intellectual property is that a bad thing ? Maybe it is if you believe that companies shouldn't own it in the first place. Personally I see too many people "stealing" software and justifying it by saying it should have been free in the first place.

    157. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely with the documentation and the modifying stuff manually. Unfortunately the asp page crashed whilst I hit the submit. If they'd been using the CGI module in perl the stuff would have got through since I could have gone back.

    158. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... if bill gates = santa claus, then who is the red nosed bastard pulling windows "Sleigh 2003 Server?"

    159. Re:How to make Windows Better... by danimrich · · Score: 1

      "Slap Custard Pies at Bill Gates!"

      --
      where's all that Karma?
    160. Re:How to make Windows Better... by ms1234 · · Score: 1

      It's MY computer. I don't lease it. I don't run it at your good pleasure, or under your benevolent supervision, or to your tune, or at your permission. It's MINE.

      My precioussssss...

    161. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now that would be a funny twist. MS gives office a talking Penguin to play off of Linux, and Linux users wait 3+ years to gain the functionality of the talking penguin MS made based off of their OS mascott.

    162. Re:How to make Windows Better... by johnnyb · · Score: 1

      The problem is not bundled software, it is _forcibly_ bundled software. For example, on Linux, each distribution has their own prepackaged software. In addition, if a hardware developer wanted to package it with a different set of prepackaged software, they could.

      However, Microsoft's licensing agreements prevent the OEMs from uninstalling Microsoft's software, and are forcing them to pay for it as a part of Windows. Microsoft has such a stranglehold on the "Out of Box Experience" that OEMs have no real way to innovate.

    163. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just tried it again with Firebird 0.7 on Windows. It works here. The version I am using at home is actually a nightly build (MozillaFirebird-i686-linux-gtk2+xft) on Slackware. The checks weren't being displayed when I clicked the boxes.

    164. Re:How to make Windows Better... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > I can choose Gnome, KDE, plain X with a variety of window managers etc.
      > And what should one do if they don't really like any of the particular choices available?

      That's a pretty useless argument -- What if I don't like the lack of choice MS has made available for me? Big decision -- Shiny blue & yellow windows or regular grey & blue windows.

    165. Re:How to make Windows Better... by moon-monster · · Score: 1

      ... abandon the registry and have a nice, flat configuration file for each service and program.

      --
      "Pokey, are you drunk on love?" "Yes. Also whiskey. But mostly love... and whiskey."
    166. Re:How to make Windows Better... by thebruce · · Score: 1

      Don't try to force me to compute the way you...want me to compute...Don't sneak information off of my computers...It's MY computer...I don't lease it...I don't run it at your good pleasure, or under your benevolent supervision, or to your tune, or at your permission...It's MINE!

      Can't you hear yourself? Don't you know who you sound like?

      "mine"... it's been called that before; but not by you. /gratuitous lotr reference

    167. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can close windows not initially spawned by js, but it typically pops up a warning/question asking if you want to let the window close.

      can't for the life of me reason why it didn't. perhaps because the form was submitted using javascript so it treated it as if it the window were opened using javascript? sounds like a bug, to me.

    168. Re:How to make Windows Better... by agedman · · Score: 1
      A tool set comparable to Linux, free. That is, compilers and interpreters for C, C++, Fortran, Ada, Pascal, Objective C, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp, Perl, Python, Awk, lex, yacc, Basic, etc., etc. Debuggers, libraries, editors, profilers. Libraries for test scaffolding like CppUnit and JUnit.

      I haven't used all those languages on Windows XP, but I have run open source (or otherwise free) versions of C++, Prolog, Haskell, Lisp/Scheme, Perl, Python, Ruby, Java with JUnit.

      A promise that existing formats will be readable and losslessly convertable to future formats, forever.

      Seems like MS is fairly good about this. It is kind of the other way that's a pain - future formats probably break current SW, hence the need for awkward downgraders.

      I could go on, but my belief is that, technically, MS XP and .NET are reasonable alternatives to Linux, especially for the non-geek user.

      Personally I spit on MS products, use Linux at home and advocate it at work. But I recognize that much of my avoidance of MS is based on lack of trust of their ethics and a distaste for their business practices.

      In short, the only way Windows could be improved from my perspective is for MS to stop being MS. Which is rather unlikely and wouldn't provide much in the way of useful feedback to them.

    169. Re:How to make Windows Better... by mingot · · Score: 1

      I specifically said Office 2000 and Office XP, no?

      BTW, doing a 'feeling lucky' google search on 'installing access 97' brings you to a MS KB article on installing access 97 (there is no access 98) and 2000 on the same box.

      Anyhow, point was that going forward the formats are going to be compatible back to Office 2000.

    170. Re:How to make Windows Better... by paranerd · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do hear myself. But will Microsoft hear me?

      Kiss my wife, drive my car, scold my child, kick my dog, manipulate the data on my computer -- and I'll kick your ass.

      I know exactly what I sound like.

    171. Re:How to make Windows Better... by paranerd · · Score: 1

      Our experiences were the same, but you expressed yourself better. Thanks for sharing.

    172. Re:How to make Windows Better... by xcham · · Score: 1

      Here here. Though it'd be nice to see everyone do this, including Apple, which claims to market a UNIX-like OS. What other UNIX-like OS that you know of utterly ignores /etc?

      --
      When life gives you lemons, you CLONE those lemons, and make SUPER-LEMONS. -- Dr. Cinnamon Scudworth, Ph.D
    173. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder what that FORMAT program is supposed to do. And what the XP setup is doing when it refers to "formatting" things.

    174. Re:How to make Windows Better... by paranerd · · Score: 1

      Just a thought: But what do you use your computer for, that you DON'T mind handing control of it over to Microsoft, Hollywood, and the Government? Playing games? Buying baubles off of the internet? As a portal for dronish entertainment?

      I use my computer to manage my personal private data, for sharing information with people around the world, for finding out what's happening beyond the pale of Big Media, to reading literature in the public domain, and to listening to music not spoon fed to me by the RIAA cartel.

      I use my computer to protect my freedom; just as much as any NRA advocate uses his gun. And I'll hand over my gun to the government faster than I'll hand over my computer to DRM and Palladium.

    175. Re:How to make Windows Better... by 56ker · · Score: 1

      Yes that was my second thought - but then I remembered that that game had already been done....

    176. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anyhow, point was that going forward [everything will be perfect]

      I don't believe that statement coming from any vendor. Much less Microsoft.

    177. Re:How to make Windows Better... by default+luser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Office '98 was released for Macintosh. Office is not limited to the Windows world.

      As for backward compatibility, I actually found that Office 97 could open up documents from Word 2000 pretty reliably.

      Microsoft got a really bad rep for "incompatible formats" because you couldn't open Office 97 documents in Office 95. You had to explicitly save your Office 97 document as "Office 95 compatible", which was far from "incompatible".

      But you can imagine, after people carted their disk across the office, or down to the computer lab, only to find it wouldn't open, that many people were not happy.

      Microsoft also got a really bad rep with Office 97 because of troubles importing Office 95 documents. I can remember many times where importted documents had messed-up footnotes and page layouts, it was really inexcusable considering that they advertised backward compatibility.

      AFAIK, this should no longer be a problem, as MS has been selling one standard file format since then.

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      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    178. Re:How to make Windows Better... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Huh? You have the SOURCE CODE. Any programmer worth their weight in salt should be able to look through the source and figure things out. Granted, documentation is the best solution. Though, we cannot get the source to undocumented MS Windows features now can we? Do you really think that every feature of the MS Windows kerenl is documented? Documenting a large system like the kernel will leave a few thing undocumented. Though as long as you have the source, that shouldn't be a show stopper.

      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    179. Re:How to make Windows Better... by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      I didn't say anything was undocumented, the emphasis on my comment was intended to be "fully". Some of the documentation for various security packages I've been working with is badly written and incomplete with badly worked through examples. I'm a fully paid up member of the open software paradigm but I wish that when people contribute they'd realise there contributions are more valuable if they fully document their software. Not that they have to, their contribution is valuable nevertheless, but it'd be even better if they did.
      I agree. Documentation is _very_ important. Though I would rather have the source code and no documentation/poor documentation, then undocumented systems with no source.
      I think we read the second part of this one differently, I read it as "no new security holes added ever", I think you might have read it as "no more holes disguised as features added ever". To be honest, I doubt if even Microsoft deliberately add a true security hole disguised as a feature. Certainly they claim many security holes are features after the event, certainly some features they add contain inherent security problems but they, you'd have to assume, fit into the architectural model that they are/were trying to maintain however flawed that may be.
      Agreed.
      As to the last comment, I'm not sure why you've emphasised the "against" in the last sentence, if it's a tool that could be used to protect intellectual property is that a bad thing ? Maybe it is if you believe that companies shouldn't own it in the first place. Personally I see too many people "stealing" software and justifying it by saying it should have been free in the first place.
      I think stealing is wrong as well. I personally don't think many "normal" people think stealing is acceptable. However, TC will be used against consumers to LIMIT their fair use rights to what then can do with products that they buy. If I purchase a song, I have the right to back it up. I have the right to listen to it where I want and not only on one PC. If I purchase software, I have the right to use that software how I want. Notice that I did not mention giving it to others and keeping the original. That is wrong IMO and obviously breaks copyright law. The main purpose of TC will be to limit consumer fair use, and I think that is not acceptable.
      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    180. Re:How to make Windows Better... by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1

      You call up regedit and change the shell DWORD from explorer.exe to whatever shell you want such as litestep. You have just as much choice in windows as linux for window managers (shells). They are just not the same choice. Also they come with the same pains as linux window managers have for setting up. Before you counter me with the litestep sucks arguement, I will use a common linux arguement said to me: program one yourself. Lastly if you want to change the look of the individual windows, use windows blinds on top of that. You can make windows look completely different.

    181. Re:How to make Windows Better... by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1

      Funny that there is a save as office 97 document feature in the save as window. Even on my mac, I can save word v.X files as word 4.0 files. How horrible.

    182. Re:How to make Windows Better... by swe · · Score: 1

      I think if MS simply kept to the desktop market and worked to integrate better with other OSes and protocols, I, for one, would use it.

      Their current "embrace and extend" mantra is breaking the well documented standards.

      If they took the standards, implemented them and submitted any suggestions for improvement via the proper channels - then we could all benefit from them.

    183. Re:How to make Windows Better... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You call up regedit and change the shell DWORD from explorer.exe to whatever shell you want such as litestep

      I have never heard of that. Is there a repository of Windows-compatible WM's? Are these WM's in the same vein as X11, ie, they are basically skins, or is there a good chance that it will constantly crash if there's bugs? Is this a "feature" of Windows, or did someone just figure out you could do it?

      My point has been pretty much smashed by this... I just wonder how safe it is (Not that I worry about safety & security -- I DO run Windows). Also, it is easy to change them in Linux, with a nice little app to switch. I wonder if such a beast exists for Windows? Probably, except it would require a reboot.

      > Before you counter me with the litestep sucks arguement

      While you are correct that it sucks, I don't care if they are good or not yet -- that it can be done at all is good enough for now. Where would one get a LiteStep Windows Executable?

    184. Re:How to make Windows Better... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You call up regedit and change the shell DWORD

      Does this work in Windows 2000? I can't find anything like this except for '98.

    185. Re:How to make Windows Better... by thebruce · · Score: 1

      holy cow, lighten up buddy! it was a joke, sheesh

    186. Re:How to make Windows Better... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Frankenstein's creation is a wordy mofo.

      I'm actually aware of this, generally speaking people who refer to the creation as "Frankenstein's Monster" are atleast somewhat aware of the text, where people who refer to the creation as being "Frankenstein" are more likely to not being familar with the text.

      It's rather why I think it would be most approperate for him to be an assistant, it can grrrr in the hollywood fasion, and yet can actually make an observation like "that was really thoughtful", which most people don't expect.

      It's sad to be well rounded you most not only know the classic as well as the comic book editions, but that's the 21century for ya.

      --
      There is no sanctuary. There is no sanctuary. SHUT UP! There is no shut up. There is no shut up.
    187. Re:How to make Windows Better... by k12linux · · Score: 1
      If I purchase a song, I have the right to back it up. I have the right to listen to it where I want and not only on one PC.

      I agree 100%. That's why the last three albums I purchased have all been from Magnatune. You even get the full CD-Quality .WAV files when you purchase if you want them. That plus knowing that the artist gets a much bigger share of my purchase than through an RIAA label.

      They definately don't have the top hits, but at the same time, they do have a surprisingly good selection. Especially of alternative stuff. I'm just checking out the rock now, but I've gotten techno from them in the past.

    188. Re:How to make Windows Better... by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      You DO realize they can and WILL use slashdot comments to whatever end they want nonetheless (sp?) ?

    189. Re:How to make Windows Better... by k12linux · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Besides, if only 1 person in your organization is making use of macros and other advanced features, it's very useful that everyone else can open that person's documents without additional software.

      Which is EXACTLY why document specs should be open. I support around 6000 users. Of those, only about 50 know how to do anything useful with macros and of those only 1-2 actually require any type of macros. I doubt either would *need* VBA macros as long as they could just automate some other app.

      Why should our organization have to pay over a quarter million $ just because 0.03% of my users might need MS Word macro capabilities? But instead, as long as we want 100% file compatibility we are locked into buying MS-Office for every PC.

      If the file formats were open, alternative apps could be 100% compatible and the choice of which app to run could be made based on needs and not lock-in.

    190. Re:How to make Windows Better... by JK+Master-Slave · · Score: 1

      Actually, the fact that people are easily confused and 'don't use Word in complex ways' just lends itself even more to the value of built-in scripting.

      One or two experts write the scripts to make it easy for the average person to create the needed documents and forms. Everybody else can remain confused about 'paragraph formation' and 'proper headers, titles, etc.' and can productively spend their time doing what they are good at.

    191. Re:How to make Windows Better... by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1

      This is the windows 2000 solution. The windows 98 solution is by changing the shell=explorer.exe in the win.ini file to whatever. Goto http://www.shellfront.org/ for more info.

    192. Re:How to make Windows Better... by blackdragon7777 · · Score: 1
      These shell replacements do not change the look of the windows itself so it's not an exact relation to X11 window managers but it does change the windows interface to whatever you want. It is a feature of windows that has existed since windows 3.1. In windows 9x you could change the shell back to what 3.1 had and use that (I don't know why you would though). They kept the functionality in windows nt line in case they ever want to replace explorer.exe I would guess.

      It is somewhat safe but not a guaruanteed. I have never had it totally kill my windows. If it doesn't work you can hit ctrl-alt-delete and run explorer to get your normal windows back. I have found that these shell replacements can make windows a lot better but they are not for everyone. They take a lot of work to get setup.

      You can get said shell replacements on http://www.shellfront.org/ Also you can get a lot of themes at www.wincustomize.com i think.

      Have a happy shell replacing!

  3. osdn buddies by Transcendent · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Newsforge and Slashdot are both part of OSDN.

    ...so linux followers we can't bash newsforge for that article?

  4. Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by DeathPenguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Last four options in the "rank the reasons you like Linux for the home" section:
    The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.
    I don't trust Microsoft.
    I don't want to use proprietary software.
    I don't want to use commercial software.

    I was almost taking the survey seriously until I saw those options.

    1. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by ibbey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I was almost taking the survey seriously until I saw those options.

      Actually, those are important questions. Any surveys that say that any of those areas are "very important", are immediately assumed to be from zealots, and there answers are given less credence if not ignored completely. I haven't submitted my response yet (still debating on whethter or not I want to help them.) but when I do, the answer to all four of those questions will be #2 out of the 5 point scale.

    2. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by catbutt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm confused as to why those would make you not take the survey seriously. They seem like valid answers, and if that's the way people feel, they should want to know about it, right? I would not be surprised if they designed their survey by first asking people to answer the questions "free form" (i.e. not multiple choice), and then tried to include the most popular answers in their multiple choice.

    3. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what would happen if someone taking a survey notices that a significant number of their responses come from what they consider to be zealots? Then maybe the survey takers are the zealots?

      Maybe it is just my zealotry. But those four reasons seem like real reasons to me. Not the only ones.

      I find it offensive that some people try to paint Open Source advocates as zealots, but Microsoft zealots are painted as "reasonable". It is reasonable that Microsoft wants to declare war on my profession. They want to take the bread off my table. They want complete and total domination. If there is anywhere left to work it can only be at Microsoft's pleasure as a Microsoft raped solution provider or somehow in collusion with Microsoft. They say in interviews that they believe that their fair share of the market is 100%.

      I am just being defensive. Microsoft is the one declaring war on me.

      Why it is unreasonable to take a customer-centric view of everything rather than a vendor-centric view of everything.

      I regularly have debates with a Windows zealot. He is every bit as biased, passionate and a zealot as I am. But he doesn't believe that he is. I recognize that I am. I try to still make reasonable decisions. But how can a True Believer Zealot (tm) who thinks they are NOT a zealot make reasonable decisions?

      How is it that only Open Source people are zealots?

    4. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh... you can tell a lot about a person's mentality by the multiple-choice answers they come up with. The survey's author seems to honestly believe that the only reason someone would use Linux is to spite MS, which misses the main reason people (well me, at least) use it. If you really like computers, as a lot of us do, Linux is a lot more enjoyable.

    5. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't take the servey seriously because this allows then to bend the results based on the amount of hate or distrust you have for microsoft.

      thye now can say (in such ways that they have paid for result in studies), that this is what you want because we know you want it, and then create a folowing for it. a companie as large as microsoft has the ability to sway opinion on certain things like this by thier size of advertising and marketing position. it isn't the first time we have seen misleading results that favored them, and it isn't the first time these misleading results efected the purchasing or deployment or technoligy in various enviroments.

      also, The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.says that the user is cheap, like in most linux users have a grudge agains microsoft and try to not pay for the software or ip they use.

      I don't trust Microsoft.say "let me readjust my tinfoil hat before we answer any more question here, ok now that i'm a crack pot is out of the way, lets continue.

      I don't want to use proprietary software.this is actually a good question and should have been dealt with in a different manner. it is probally what they would use to validate the rest of the survey and base thier results off of the answers to this question . (if they were going to stack the answers)

      I don't want to use commercial software. this implys again that your a cheap bastard and you would rather steal first. well it doesn't go that far but i could see the result. users of linux and opensource software are shifty charectors and shouln't be trusted with you companied monetary decision makeing. this study here shows that they are unstable, tend to have a shifty charector and they might cost you "comercial operation" money because they try to use non-comercial software.

      of couse i'm reading way in between the lines and injecting my own tinfoil hat fears, but hey, it's Microsoft and IT is definatly not out of thier realm of tactics.

    6. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't want to use proprietary software. is rapidly becoming the only convincing reason why you refuse to run Windows on your computers.

      Most non-textual content is only accessible to Windows users (this includes DVD video, if you don't want to meddle with trade secrets). Microsoft is giving the impression that they are doing something about security, while the competition (proprietary or not) merely ridicules these efforts and bets its future on the unlikely outcome that Microsoft fails completely. And have you already seen that new time warp feature in Windows 2003 file servers?

      On my own machines, I only run free software. But there's a price: I'm no longer at the bleeding edge of technology. I can't play with the newest hardware, or even visit hip web sites.

    7. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm confused as to why those would make you not take the survey seriously. They seem like valid answers, and if that's the way people feel, they should want to know about it, right? I would not be surprised if they designed their survey by first asking people to answer the questions "free form" (i.e. not multiple choice), and then tried to include the most popular answers in their multiple choice.

    8. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here's a link to Microsoft's follow-up survey:


      Follow up

      I'll post the results tomorrow

      (It's really this easy to set up a survey!)

    9. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by cantabrigian · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Based upon these options, there is a reason not to take the survey seriously: there is no option to claim that you use Linux simply because it is better software. I can see Microsoft's spin already: "100% of respondants say that they use Linux for political reasons rather than technical ones".

      It seems that Microsoft has composed its survey choices very carefully: none of the choices in the multiple-choice questions allow participants to express their true feelings about Linux. Most likely, these survey results will be used to convince investors and IT departments that the primary reasons for choosing Linux are political, and thus there is no reason for them to convince their management that it is worth the effort to migrate.

    10. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The link to the real follow-up survey.

    11. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by cantabrigian · · Score: 1
      OK, so I re-read the parent and discovered that the author had said "last four options" not "only four options". So it is possible that there are technical options as well as political ones (though presently the web site does not load for me, so I cannot verify this). At any rate, I urge people to be careful not to be forced into saying things that they would not ordinarily say.

      I for one do use commercial and proprietary software from time to time. My primary reason for using Linux and not Windows, however, is technical: open or not, Linux suits my needs in a way that Windows does not.

    12. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about #5:

      I don't trust CowboyNeal

    13. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      You missed out "I don't want viruses, worms, or other infections diseases in my computer".

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    14. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it offensive that some people try to paint Open Source advocates as zealots, but Microsoft zealots are painted as "reasonable". It is reasonable that Microsoft wants to declare war on my profession. They want to take the bread off my table.

      On the other hand, you as an open source er... enthusiast, wish to give away your bread, make Microsoft give away their bread, and get the bakery down the street to reduce bread prices to zero. No worries though, I'm sure the baker will be able to sell bread support services to make up the lost income, right?

      I am just being defensive. Microsoft is the one declaring war on me.

      Don't be silly. Microsoft was doing their thing long before you came around and adopted someone else's ideas. It's a competitive marketplace, whether you sell commercial software or give away your open source software. Microsoft is simply competing. If you don't like that and you cry foul at what Microsoft does, perhaps the realities of the market are too harsh for you.

      How is it that only Open Source people are zealots?

      What makes Windows users not zealots (at least, not as much) is that typically people use Windows because it gets the job done. What makes Open Source people zealots (at least, more so) is that people often choose an Open Source product based on the ideology behind it, not necessarily based on its merits. You'll note that I haven't used any absolutes here. It's a continuum. There are clear-headed people on both sides of the fence. Just that the zealotry is skewed towards the ideologists of Open Source.

    15. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      I find it offensive that some people try to paint Open Source advocates as zealots, but Microsoft zealots are painted as "reasonable".

      One sign of zealotry is that you obsess about something to the exclusion of everything else. What many people would call a flaw in your idea, you label a flaw in society.

      This doesn't really describe any Microsoft users I know.

      -a

    16. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i filled out the survey because i am not a linux zealot. i dont beleave linux is the one and only pure and holy. what microsoft has showed us is monoculture is not good. i like linux and yes i do use it in fact i have used it for 3 or 4 months now. yes linux is the most configurable and flexable. but for a linux newb trying to install something it is not appreciated. go find this go find that, that is what windows is able to get ride of. now windows has its faults too. 40,000 viruses for windows and 40 for linux? anyone elese heard that little stat? it has almost nothing to do with the sequrity of the os (it does have a little to do but not as much as the next reason) what is the biggest factor is that linux is not that popular aomong idiots. love bug flurished because windows users were clueles and opened the packages. some viri will show their name like this virus.TXT.exe you (or some clueless user) sees that as virus.TXT but they dont know that has nothing to do with anything. it is even better when the user has selected to hide known extensions. but what is worst of all is if my comp got virusA and that virus attacked 30 other computers and only 1 in 30 computers did not have windows 29 would be infected. those would all attack 30 more and the same process would be repeated. a virus can only have as many infections as there are machines that run the target os. since few unix zelots write viruses there are only a few unix viruses. i have 3 friends at school who can program and only one of them programs for linux currently i have gotten the other two to try linux. but if 300 virus writers only can program for windows and 1 can program for linux the 300 will go off and write viruses and the one linux programer will go get a job since fewer people can program for linux and his skills are indemand. what i want in the consumer market of oses? options, if my current os sucks then i want the option to switch.

    17. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      how can a True Believer Zealot (tm) who thinks they are NOT a zealot make reasonable decisions?

      As Charlton Heston... Or anyone else in the upper echelons of the NRA...

    18. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by bit01 · · Score: 1

      The zealotry on the M$ side is the idea that it is okay that a company should be paid $35,000,000,000 per year for a few programs it largely wrote more than a decade ago. If you think that's reasonable you need your head examined.

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      It's wrong that an intellectual property creator should not be rewarded for their work. It's equally wrong that an intellectual property creator should be rewarded too many times for the one piece of work, for exactly the same reasons. Reform IP law and stop the M$/RIAA rort.

    19. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      I like to be able to reinstall the OS without having to unplug the network until I've had a chance to enable the firewall. Or you know, not have to reinstall it at all. That would be cool.

      I don't care if it's proprietary, but I'm not going to blow $300 on the OS for a half recycled $500 computer, or worse yet a scrap computer.

      My firewall is in the crawlspace. I like it in the crawlspace. I shouldn't have to go down there and touch it to keep it working.

      --
      When someone might yell at me, it has to be OpenBSD.
    20. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by fermion · · Score: 1

      My assumption would be that the survey is about MS creating a product that will keep current customers happy. If a person fills out a survey indicating that they hate MS, or hate proprietary software, or the like, then these respondants are not now and will not be voluntary consumers of MS product. As such, making chages to satisfy these respondents would be of no importance.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    21. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1
      All very true, but there are also two more:

      1) Linux zealots can't imagine why anyone would disagree with their ideology, while Windows users tend to not care.
      2) Linux zealots try to change the world and degrade those who don't submit. To them, anyone who uses Windows on purpose is an idiot or a luddite.

      Basically, it's the same old Freedom Fighter philosophy with the true linux zealots: "I want choice and you have to agree with mine!"

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    22. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      For me, the satisfaction of not giving MicroSoft money was completely unimportant. I wouldn't mind giving them money if I only got a proper value for the money spent.

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    23. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by pgilman · · Score: 1

      " Any surveys that say that any of those areas are 'very important' are immediately assumed to be from zealots, and the[ir] answers are given less credence if not ignored completely. I haven't submitted my response yet (still debating on whether or not I want to help them), but when I do, the answer to all four of those questions will be #2 out of the 5 point scale."

      wait, here's a wacky idea; how about telling the truth? it's frightening that simple honesty rarely even enters peoples' minds any more...

      --
      if i'm a grammar nazi, you're an illiteracy nazi.
    24. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      It is reasonable that Microsoft wants to declare war on my profession. They want to take the bread off my table. They want complete and total domination.

      Swap "Microsoft" with "the FSF", and see if that still makes sense. I've read many a comment here and on other sites from people who would like nothing better than to see proprietary, closed source software disappear, and all those who write it out on the streets.

      MS has declared war on Linux and open source? Perhaps - but Stallman declared war on them first.

    25. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One sign of zealotry is that you obsess about something to the exclusion of everything else. What many people would call a flaw in your idea, you label a flaw in society.

      Having read some of your anti-GPL rants and in particular your competition-as-we-know-it is broken posts (flaw in society), I think I know what you mean.

      This doesn't really describe any Microsoft users I know.

      You don't use Microsoft products? Or you don't feel that you "know" yourself? I can imagine that the latter may well be true.

    26. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a dumbass.

      (Now that I've been modded flamebait for pointing out the obvious...)

      Microsoft wants to destroy all open source software as well as all commercial software that's not Microsoft. They want to do this without competing.

      The FSF wants to destroy commercial software out of a belief that they can do it better. They haven't declared war on anyone, they've merely STARTED COMPETING. Yes, Microsoft considers that war, but no rational person would. Also, the FSF would love nothing more than if Linux and the BSDs were allowed to freely compete/cooperate with Hurd. Can you say the same about Microsoft?

      In conclusion, stop being an asshat and think before you speak.

    27. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesn't really describe any Microsoft users I know.

      Believe me, they're out there. One of my teachers in fact fits the role rather well. Our "history of operating systems" was 99.9% MS. And this was in a class covering server operating systems. I could understand ignoring unix and varients in a desktop related subject, but when one's talking about servers I think it's a clear sign of how badly zelotry defeats praticality.

    28. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by rnd() · · Score: 1

      why are you posting anonymously?

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    29. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why really not trusting Microsoft makes me a zealot.

      Why is anyone supposed to trust them? How many times have Microsoft acted in a trustworthy fashion?

      I suppose all the WinViruses banging away at my box makes me want to trust them?

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    30. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Any surveys that say that any of those areas are "very important", are immediately assumed to be from zealots, and there answers are given less credence if not ignored completely

      I would imagine that the entire form is run through a number cruncher and tested on consistency and flagged up with a probability of truthfulness score before it is put into any kind of usable format.

      Consider this an MBTI for the computer user.

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      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
    31. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by gillbates · · Score: 1

      I'd object to point number 2.

      Back when I was a rabid Linux fan, I had a professor say to me, "We use operating systems for what they're good for, not what their bad at..."

      Which kind of turned my head around and made me think of Linux and Windows differently. Linux fills a need that Microsoft can't - it's a secure, reliable operating system.

      Windows, OTOH, is for people who _don't_ like computers - it makes an otherwise awkward experience at least a little tolerable. Given that the majority of America would rather get drunk and watch football, the popularity of Windows is easily explained. Because most normal people's lives _don't_ revolve around their computer, it's easy for them not to care about Windows reliability problems - they don't want to become a computer expert just so they can read their email.

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    32. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One sign of zealotry is that you obsess about something to the exclusion of everything else. What many people would call a flaw in your idea, you label a flaw in society."

      Interesting how you start to attach zealotry with criticizing the majority("you label a flaw in society"). The tyranny of the majority is a real phenomenon, and society deserves to be called flawed when it is. For example, I know a friend who thinks I'm a "human rights zealot" for criticizing what happened to the Branch Dividans and how our society largely didn't give a damn. Yet, our society supposedly cares what happens to kurds? It's laughable. Our society is largely a zealotous one(though they are completely blind to it), anything America does is right, and everything done against America is wrong. Zealotry at its finest.

      Beyond that though, you say that doesn't describe any Microsoft users you know. Lucky you, or else you're hiding your own zealotry. I've been on several 'tech' oriented boards, and if you bring up the problems with Windows, you get called an idiot for not knowing how to fix them. Never mind that MS wasn't able to help you fix it, never mind those people can't help you fix it, you're just an idiot because you can't keep XP from going south after installing 3rd party software.

      That's extremely widespread, and very common among microsofties. It's zealotry, plain and simple. Rather than accept that there are flaws in their beloved operating system, they launch personal attacks. Rather than dealing with reality, they paint you as stupid for not seeing things their way. That's zealotry at it's finest. Just look at the anon-coward idiot who thought he was so bright in this thread, telling people they couldn't bring up a real standard that MS needed to be open. Several were brought up, and look at the replies they recieved: "That's not a format"(regarding NTFS). "That's been depreciated"(regarding wins).

      Typical MS zealotry.

    33. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "MS has declared war on Linux and open source? Perhaps - but Stallman declared war on them first."

      Cause and effect. MS has acted every bit the ass when it comes to working towards customer lock in. When you act like an ass, someone will be looking to kick yours.

      I got no sympathy for them, whatsoever. My computer is MY TOOL, not a tool for MS to milk me for more money. Anyone who thinks it should be like that is an idiot.

    34. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Since when does not trusting a company label one as a "zealot"? Microsoft's behavior in the past is good and sufficient reason for failing to trust them. Frankly, I have misgivings about trusting ANY corporate setup - they tend to view profit as more important than humanity - but of course humanity doesn't matter to most people any more, does it?

    35. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "1) Linux zealots can't imagine why anyone would disagree with their ideology, while Windows users tend to not care."

      And this is the type of spin typical of Microsofties. You're comparing Linux zealots with windows users.

      Most Linux users don't give a damn what you use. I certainly don't. If you come to me for advice about operating systems, you can bet what I'm gonna say, but if you don't like that, don't ask my fricking opinion. I had to tell my manager that several times. Back in 98, we had this NT server that went down like a crackwhore. All it was doing was file serving. He kept asking me what to do. I spelled it out for him: Microsoft has said they don't know what's going on(they didn't at the time after weeks of back and forth with their support, the problem ended up being fixed years later in SP6) and that it's probably something in hardware so we can a) upgrade hardware or b) put Linux with Samba on the machine. He went with C), continue to limp along, making a comment about my linux zealotry and explained we couldn't afford new hardware. That's typical of MS zealots who view any recommendation contrary to their windows world view as zealotry. It was a completely idiotic choice, which made him look bad for years, but that's what he chose.

      There are plenty of windows zealots out there. On every linux oriented messageboard/forum I post on, we get these idiots once in a while. They all post the same shit:

      1) Windows is more stable than linux.
      2) Windows has more software than linux.
      3) Linux is a fad that will be going away.

      the only truthful statement is #2, and even then, it's only true within the context they mean it. I know of no Linux users who go around to Windows message boards and post garbage like that. Zealots, maybe, but users, no. We're too busy USING our computers to give a damn what a microsoftie is using.

      So in the future, compare apples to apples(and no, this isn't a reference to mac zealots). Linux users don't care that you love MS. We USE what works for us and to hell with MS marketing campaigns or their fanboys.

    36. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it that only Open Source people are zealots?

      Perhaps because the Open Source (and Free Software) people are a (very small) minority? You know, if something is mainstream, it tends to be seen as normal. It is partly a psychological thing.

      But don't worry...we will eventually become mainstream, and then we would not get bothered about that anymore :)

    37. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by the_rev_matt · · Score: 1

      Hello, and welcome to Nu-Perfect America. Where the Corporate boosters are sane, rational, and only want what is in your own best interest and anyone who disagrees with what corporations want to do is a radical who is trying to destroy the world.

      This is what the media (corporations) promote, this is what our politicians (owned by corporations) want us to believe, and what our schools (bribed by corporations and forced by politicians) teach.

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    38. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      Having read some of your anti-GPL rants and in particular your competition-as-we-know-it is broken posts (flaw in society), I think I know what you mean.

      Yeah, I may tend to be a bit of an anti-zealotry zealot.

      -a

    39. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      That's extremely widespread, and very common among microsofties. It's zealotry, plain and simple. Rather than accept that there are flaws in their beloved operating system, they launch personal attacks. Rather than dealing with reality, they paint you as stupid for not seeing things their way. That's zealotry at it's finest. Just look at the anon-coward idiot who thought he was so bright in this thread, telling people they couldn't bring up a real standard that MS needed to be open. Several were brought up, and look at the replies they recieved: "That's not a format"(regarding NTFS). "That's been depreciated"(regarding wins).

      Fair enough, although that AC is not someone "I know" (for all I know, it's just some anonymous troll). I just don't happen to know any MS zealots. I know people who are pro-Linux and anti-Linux, but not people who are rabidly enamoured with MS.

      -a

    40. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by bonhomme_de_neige · · Score: 0
      Any surveys that say that any of those areas are "very important", are immediately assumed to be from zealots, and there answers are given less credence if not ignored completely

      Actually extreme reponses in surveys (ie. the top and bottom option on the scale) tends to be ignored as a matter of course. Just standard survey methodology. Also outliers are either discarded or given reduced weighting for aggregated statistics ... if a survey is well designed (I haven't bothered to RTFS in this case) you shouldn't be able to deliberately skew their stats, just make them not count most of your response.

      As for just not responding, it doesn't matter, clearly at least one person has responded so far, and noone is going to ask them later how many respondents they had or what the RSEs for their estimates are.

      Just my worthless 2c ... btw IAAAAA (I Am Also Almost An Actuary - the kind who know a lot about stats).

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    41. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by borgboy · · Score: 1

      Oh wow. Look at you - all grown up and open-minded and stuff! You even tolerate the usage of Windows by the mindless masses, secure in your knowledge that still, you know better.

      If you don't like the choices I make, that's entirely your call. Freedom means freedom, it doesn't mean looking down at the other guy.

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    42. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well, even though I agree that /. is fairly anti-MS I don't agree with all of your comments.

      "See, the thing most people dont understand (since they dont actaully work in IT or especially MIS) is that, for the most part, the MARKET is what has given MS its dominance."

      Partially true yes but you have to look at other aspects here. MS has a lot of money and they can buy-out smaller competition. This would give them more dominance since they have bought what they would have had to compete with. This would also help them out with their market share wouldn't it.

      "They make a pretty stable product"

      Which product are you referring to here? Not all of them are equal in the stability stakes.

      "How the hell can somebody say Windows doesnt give them a choice in software? Try walking into a software store some time!"

      Almost all software I've ever bought has to be run on windows. This restricts my options (although that wasn't the point you were trying to argue i know).
      There's a huge choice of software for windows but I would appreciate it if I was given a clear option to NOT install some windows software. I like to know exactly what I'm installing, not end up finding out that someone has decided I might like this or that installed by default.

      "So, here is what will happen to this thread. It might get modded up by people who see the intelligence of what i am saying"

      This is not a smart thing to say. It shuts out other peoples opinions. Even though I can acknowlege that MS's products arn't sent from satan or completely useless (they wouldn't be where the are now if they were) I dislike people presenting an opinion as fact and saying anyone who disagrees is stupid and ignorant.
      If you get modded up or down so what? it's a number. get over it.

    43. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I personally answered 'not at all' to all four of those.

      Just because there are some idiots in the world does not mean you have to join them.

    44. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by gillbates · · Score: 1

      Well, that was a good troll. I think, however, that you inadvertently made a point that needs attention.

      There are a lot of people prejudiced against those who know more than they do. Their inferiority complex causes them to believe that it's impossible for someone to be both humble and more knowledgeable than them.

      I find that it's very difficult to convince stupid people that you know more than they do. You see, a stupid person actually believes that their self worth is a factor of how much they know. If I claim to know more, it must be because I think I'm a better person, right? To them, it's impossible to fathom that I might know more than they do in one particular area because I've spent time studying it. They can't understand that a person's worthiness is independent of their intellectual capacity.

      I think you missed the point. It's not about judging another person's choice so much as explaining it. The failure of Linux to be widely adopted on the desktop is the result of the way it was designed.

      A person can drive a car without an intimate knowledge of thermodynamics and combustion theory. A person can use a washing machine without knowing the chemistry involved. Yet Linux zealots often expect computer users to undertand some rather arcane computer science concepts. To those who want to use a computer as a means rather than an end, this is just an impediment to getting the real work done.

      Windows fills one need, Linux another. It has nothing to do with who is better, but rather with which OS better suits the particular user.

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    45. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by schon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They seem like valid answers,

      Seem like, but aren't.

      For starters, the take the assumption that Windows is better than Linux, and that the only reason someone would use Linux over Windows is because of some political/moral stance.

      Where is "because Linux is technically superior"?

      Or "because Linux is more secure"?

      or "because I prefer the way Linux acts"?

      All of these are just as valid as the ones given, but don't show some sort of political bias.

    46. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by t0ny · · Score: 1
      MS has a lot of money and they can buy-out smaller competition. This would give them more dominance since they have bought what they would have had to compete with. This would also help them out with their market share wouldn't it.

      This arguement, which is quite common, is contradictory. First, the 'buy-out': a smaller company isnt going to be serious competition to MS, since they obviously do not have the resources that MS does. So even if they did have a superior product, which I cant think of a single example (Netscape, as an example, was far inferior to IE), would still not be *serious* competition to MS.

      Second, companies have a preference for MS branded products just because of my afformentioned "one-stop-shopping" reason. You cannot imagine how easy it is to manage products when there is only one number to call, one tech support database to access, etc. You also know that a company with enormous resources is behind that product.

      People who knock MS on their products, I have found, really dont work with them, or if they do they just dont really understand the concepts. One guy a few months ago got into a huge arguement with me because he said MS products had a design flaw and couldnt do something, and I kept telling him it was misconfigured (because I had already done what he was trying to do). MS doesnt exist to fix his mistakes; that is his job. He was just too lazy to troubleshoot, or too stubborn to admit he messed up.

      Almost all software I've ever bought has to be run on windows. This restricts my options (although that wasn't the point you were trying to argue i know).

      That has to be the lamest thing I ever heard. You are saying MS is restricting your options, because 3rd party companies would rather write their programs for Windows? They arent removing your choice- use whatever you want! If you need an application which is Windows only, then thats market forces at work: its not some grand conspiracy.

      Also, I dont know what you are talking about with 'I like to know what Im installing". Nobody forces ME to install something I dont know about. Now, if there are installs with *add-along* installs (like Apple software, or Real, or whatever), I just dont install them. If I want Real Player, I dont want Real Jukebox, or Real Audio, etc. Just like if I want iTunes, Im not wanting Quicktime, etc.

      But MS products dont do that, which is another reason I generally stick with MS-branded software. If I install IE6, Media Player is still only an option. I can also be assured that MS branded products arent going to break Windows, which I cannot with products like QuickTime (which has a tendency to kill computers; many a friend's computer has met its demise at Apple's hands).

      This is not a smart thing to say. It shuts out other peoples opinions.

      It is, however, true. Opinions, especially here, are generally foolish and not well thought out. Educated opinions, on the other hand, are the only ones with any value; when some guy who "only uses linux" starts ranting about what Windows can and cannot do, how on earth can anybody with half a brain give any credibility to what he says? He isnt an expert on Windows; these guys are always wrong, and when an actual Windows expert like myself tells them they are wrong, we just get modded down as a troll.

      Hence, my statement that people here only want to hear the same old tired rhetoric, rather than the actual truth. If I want to know something about a car, I dont ask a motorcycle mechanic. Likewise, somebody who knows Linux shouldnt act like they know anything about Microsoft products they dont, and wont, ever use.

      I dislike people presenting an opinion as fact and saying anyone who disagrees is stupid and ignorant

      Actually, I was just making a comment about what would happen to my post. And I was correct, because it got modded down as a troll, even though it was quite factual. These guys are just dreaming about Linux bein

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    47. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by DeadTOm · · Score: 1

      For me personally, this is what it boils down to;
      When I sit down at my XP machine at work, I deal with random shutdowns and freezing programs that screw the whole system and force me to reboot. Sometimes that isn't enough, sometimes I have to start up in safe mode, then restart in normal mode for everything to come up. This stuff happens at least once a day, but usually several. Yes, I've done the MS fix-all and reinstalled several times and sooner or later this exact behaviour starts up again.
      On my Linux machine at home, I only have to start it once. If a program freezes, it doesn't take the whole system with it. In the 5 years that I've been using Linux, I can count the number of times this has warranted a reboot on one hand.
      I have Linux installed on a laptop as well and I can tell it to shutdown, close the lid, stuff it into the bag and _KNOW_ that it is going to shut down. I don't know how many times I've pulled my company laptop (WinXP) out of the case and had a dead battery because it froze during the shutdown procedure and hung until the battery died.
      In my expereince, Linux just simply works and it works consistently. Windows only works most of the time, and not very consistently at that.
      Again, in my own experience...

    48. Re:Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by t0ny · · Score: 1
      When I sit down at my XP machine at work, I deal with random shutdowns and freezing programs that screw the whole system and force me to reboot.

      The problem is either with a bad program which is running in the background, a hardware problem, or more specifically a memory problem. The problem is NOT, however, Windows XP itself. How can I say this? Because my Windows 2000 machines machines never lock up, and my friends who use Windows XP never have lockups. Therefore, if they can do it, and you cant, their is something wrong with your computer (if it were Windows, everyone would have the same problems).

      On my Linux machine at home, I only have to start it once. If a program freezes, it doesn't take the whole system with it.

      And I bet if you put XP on that machine, it would perform just as well.

      I don't know how many times I've pulled my company laptop (WinXP) out of the case and had a dead battery because it froze during the shutdown procedure and hung until the battery died.

      I have had almost ten years of Windows laptops, from Win95 to Win2k, and have never had that problem. But then again, we generally make sure we are getting quality hardware. I have had two Dell laptops, four Compaq, and a Micron. Of these, they probably match that order in terms of best to worse; the Micron was ok, but kind of whacky. So, as I stated above, your problem is the hardware, not the OS.

      I speak from experience, and as an expert supporting desktops for ten years and servers and networks for seven. I have had my hands on hundreds of computers, fixing problems and issues. From all that I have come to the conclusion that if the computer is using good hardware, and is set up by somebody who knows what they are doing, it will be stable. Now with Win95 sr2 it is possible to make a pretty stable system, and to a lesser extent Win92SE, but other than that I discourage the use of the whole Win9x line. WinNT/2000/XP, however, have no stability issues (except for those due to bad hardware, misconfiguration, or buggy 3rd party programs, all of which arent MS's fault).

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  5. No need the other way around.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In related news, Linux developers considered asking Windows users what would get them to switch, but then realized they were already doing their best to clone Windows to the finest detail.

  6. Somehow pathetic by DuSTman31 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    like when the retarded kid at school asks you how to become more popular..

    Still, the biggest advantage I can think of is the open source model - the industry has been working for years on ways to increase reuse, but commercial licensing and patent issues get in the way of that.

    1. Re:Somehow pathetic by O · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Are you saying that's not the way to do it?

      Damn, I suppose that's why I have so little success with women. Oh well. =(

      Happy fucking holidays....

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    2. Re:Somehow pathetic by mrpuffypants · · Score: 1

      like when the retarded kid at school asks you how to become more popular..

      I just wanted to go to the cool parties! /me runs away crying

    3. Re:Somehow pathetic by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      and how excatly does commercial licensing and patent issues get in the way of that? I concede that the present implementation of these ideas in our system is flawed and abused by lawyers, but that doesn't mean that the concepts of commercial licensing and patents are completely useless.

    4. Re:Somehow pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny part is that the retarted kid is usually more popular than the rich preppie assholes that "think" they are popular.

      want to be popular? be nice, kind and honest.

      want to be an asshole? just do what the Jocks, Prep's and Goth's do.

      It's funny how the goth's now are just a wannabe group (I have a 18 year old stepson, so I get to see this stuff.) and the real goth's are something else now to avoid being associated with the posers.

    5. Re:Somehow pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'm "quoting" that from a track by BT and Sasha entitled Fibonacci Sequence, which in turn I think they sampled from the movie Pi, but I haven't watched Pi in awhile to see if that is the case or not.

      Anyway, it's a good track and you can probably find the 12" single on eBay.

    6. Re:Somehow pathetic by DuSTman31 · · Score: 1

      Licensing, by definition, defines limitations on your use of a peice of software and requires certain preconditions to be satisfied by you. If you don't agree to the limitations, or to meet the preconditions, then it's up to you to write or obtain an analogue of the software for your own use - hence a limitation on reuse.

      Patents, perhaps I was off in naming this a re-use issue. Still, the flexibility inherent in computer software is bounded only by power. Concerns of a legal nature imposing arbitrary restrictions are a real shame.

    7. Re:Somehow pathetic by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Yeah, corky - one minor issue with that "analogy":

      Windows is far, far, far more popular and successful than Linux, rocket surgeon.

    8. Re:Somehow pathetic by finity · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, it's more like the cool kids asking the smart kids to help them with their homework. There's nothing wrong with that, until they just want the answers. Then the smart kids gotta start expecting some kinda payment.
      NTFS and doc, for example...

    9. Re:Somehow pathetic by ilctoh · · Score: 1
      like when the retarded kid at school asks you how to become more popular..

      Especially when you're the computer nerd....

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    10. Re:Somehow pathetic by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      Err, since Microsoft is the popular one, maybe this is like the popular and attractive (but dumb) girl asking how Linux gets straight A's all the time, and then never talking to Linux ever again.

      Or maybe that would hit too close to home for some people here :).

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    11. Re:Somehow pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but that "retarded kid" has a lot of money and could essentially upgrade his brain and get full plastic surgery if needed.

    12. Re:Somehow pathetic by Siriaan · · Score: 1

      Actually this seems more like the fat bully asking the skinny geek how to lose weight.

    13. Re:Somehow pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, it might help if you could actually spell what you mean...

      Anyway, I think the biggest problem isn't those who do fit into some group that can be named, but those who don't fit into any category. That's where the unfair nature of society and life really hits you hard, when you don't have the actual support of any group of peers.

      As for the goth thing in general...I'm nearly 30 and my GF of about the same age as myself has recently started to dress in "goth" style, but I could never imagine her even trying to be a part of the teen goth crowd...at this age, it doesn't seem like something anyone could take seriously.

    14. Re:Somehow pathetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like when the retarded kid at school asks you how to become more popular

      Well, yes. Who else would ask a Slashdot reader how to become more popular?

  7. this makes MS looks stupid by cRueLio · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First they were insulting Linux and saying it has problems bigger than windows, and in the last week they seem to have shown interest in learning from windows. this is like an admission that their software is worse than linux. just my $.02

    1. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by offpath3 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this seems like a bit of an odd strategy for them. With 90-some-odd-percent of the market, they don't exactly need Linux users to switch over. All this survey seems to be doing is acknowledging to the world that Linux actually is a credible threat to them. The more mainstream this survey goes, the more of a PR boost it is for Linux.

    2. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Regardless of what business you are in, knowing the competition, and what they do better then you is important. I think this survey is kind of interesting, for MS to be saying 'Hey Linux has our attention and some of our target market likes it better, lets find out why'.

    3. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by helix400 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I thought just the opposite. This is what MS needs to do to gain respect. They flat out asked us "Ok, tell us, what do you think, we value your opinions and we want to know." MS has never done this before.

      If MS shows respect and tolerance to the open-source community, it can win over many Linux fans. Too often, they've spread FUD about Linux, and they write off Linux users any chance they can. If they show signs of friendship, and even show interoperability with open-source products, that would lessen many people's hatred of Microsoft.

    4. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People always say "Slashdot is not a hive-mind", when people assume that everyone feels exactly the same way. Microsoft is also not a hive-mind. Chris Jones, the guy in charge of the Windows client is particularly level-headed, and would love to fix Windows, rather than bash Linux.

    5. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Linux does have bigger problems that Windows. Difficult installers and obscure, overcomplicated package management systems are just the tip of the iceburg. Then we get into all the bugs or missing features that KDE/GNOME have. Like no way to change the screen resolution without editing xf86config in KDE and no way to get a columned list view of files in Nautilus in GNOME.

      Yes, these are bigger problems that Windows doesn't have. In Windows, installation is easy, package management is (now) painless, and there are no major missing features or bugs that can't be solved with either some GUI workaround (as opposed to Linux's often "edit some obscure config file") or a quaint third party program.

      Despite these problems though if you can muddle through them Linux is still better than Windows. It's filesystems are vastly better written, the kernel is ten times more stable, and best of all it's the most configurable operating system in existence. You can make Linux look any way you want.

      I'm nowhere close to being a guru on Linux. I still can't even make it through a Debian installation (partly because my internet connection sucks). I despise portage and apt-get. RPMs, IMO, would be far better if they didn't suck with their can't solve their own dependencies problem. And worst of all, I have 10 years of experience with Windows. But despite all of this against Linux, I still prefer it over Windows.

      So, as you can see my from my post, it's easy to both critisize and love linux at the same time, and that is exactly what I believe Microsoft is doing.

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    6. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by cornjones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They flat out asked us "Ok, tell us, what do you think, we value your opinions and we want to know." MS has never done this before.


      Do you think that is what they are really doing though? My first thought was along the lines of yours. If they are asking maybe they will actually listen. But I don't really see them listening to most of items that I see being brought up (here at least)
      1. Security. Everybody wants tehm to be more secure but it isn't like they are putting the bugs in on purpose. They may be sending the products out the door before they are ready but that isn't going to change, market pressures being what they are. They have made some strides but it is the most popular and hammered on OS. Add that to their old mantra of making everything work together (as long as it is MS branded) and they are always going to have some security issues.

      2. Open standards. We all want to see NTFS and the office formats documented and released. Never gonna happen. MS Office Rul3z the business world. They have considerable disincentive to make everybody else be able to use their doc formats. They have gotten where they are through "embrace and extend" and I don't see that changing.

      Those are the main two I am seeing and have heard people talking about. Maybe we will get some small things in there, people making suggestions for their favorite eye candy piece but the nuts and bolts aren't going to change.

      Do i think we should do the survey? Ehh, i am up in the air about that. It does seem like we would be giving them free market research but at least maybe we could get tab browsing or something built in.

    7. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Reports on the selection of questions cause me to believe that my answers would not be on the questionaire. And the legal prologue causes me to doubt that I want to risk finding out personally.

      IANAL, so when legal garbage shows up, I tend to believe it. That was my original reason for switching to Linux. I've got other reasons now, but that was the first.

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    8. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      I don't think this survey will make any difference. Do you really think MS is sincere? Will they really stop refering to open source as cancer, will they really stop using the words communist or terrorist when talking about open source?

      I really don't think so. Not until they have a serious purging at the top anyway.

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    9. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      The fact that you despise apt-get (despise???) simply indicates that you are in the extreme minority of debian users. The fact that you are unable to install debian shows that you are in the minority of linux users.

      For every operating system there will be people who hate it, who don't understand it, who are unable to use it. This does not mean that the entire operating system needs to be overhauled to accomodate a small minority of users who just can't get it to work.

      Do a survey of debian users I bet 99.999% will say that apt-get is the main reason they use debian and .00000001% will say they "despise" apt-get.

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    10. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Dr.+Zoidburg · · Score: 1

      This is more like a puny kid in school going over to a bully and asking what him what he can do to stop being picked on in the future. Not that the [majority of the] linux community is bullying microsoft around, but the effect of the whole world starting to turn their backs on windows is the same.

      The idea of Linux was born because microsoft's primary O/S at the time (dos) wasn't making full use of the hardware (i386 flatmode). So the split began right there: linux focused primarily on internal kernel, ms focused primarily on front-end interface. And typical user is naive about internals, so they didn't jump when linux was born.

      Since then I've always regarded microsoft as playing catch-up with the internals, but it's much harder to improve the base of a structure once you have the externals depending on it.

      Well now (rather, a few years ago) the Linux community is done working on the bulk of the kernel and is improving the front-end. And we've apparently hit the first major end-user threshold since chunks of the world are quickly switching away from microsoft.

      Microsoft's short term fix (stealing most of the front-end ideas from apple, sacrificing the kernel for the sake of the outer shell, then hardcoding them all together) has run its course and Linux's long term solution (doing it correctly, right from scratch, in a modular fashion) is now paying off.

      If Microsoft can't figure out what they're doing wrong after 10 long years I hope the Linux community doesn't help a company with unethical business practices take pity on it. The legal front at the beginning of the survey further shows that microsoft has no intent of backing down to the methodology of the open-source process, rather this is another attempt at a "get rich quick" scheme by asking Linux users to tell them what it would take to get more money from their wallets to the company.

    11. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 5, Informative

      Like no way to change the screen resolution without editing xf86config in KDE

      X 4.3 introduced a method for changing the screen resolution on the fly, without restarting X. GNOME 2.6 has a utility to do it, I don't know about KDE, though. At any rate, there's no longer a technical reason that KDE can't change the resolution itself, so expect that to get fixed in later versions. I've always seen this complaint as a non issue, though, since I chose my resolution at install time and I haven't needed to change it since.

      no way to get a columned list view of files in Nautilus in GNOME.

      Are you trolling? Seriously dude, View --> View As List, you're done. Two clicks.

      package management is (now) painless

      Unless Microsoft has radically changed the installation procedure since I last used windows (win98), their "package management" is pathetic. Every program has to write their own nonstandard installation wizard program that puts files all over your filesystem, and then to uninstall that program you have to hope that the wizard cleans up all it's files (most leave lots of crappy stupid files behind, and they leave their registry entries behind too, giving way for little "clean up" utilities that scan the harddrive for files to delete and registry entries to remove, that I used to be so fond of before I discovered linux.

      I despise portage and apt-get.

      apt-get rules! It's almost as good as yum (see below) :)

      RPMs, IMO, would be far better if they didn't suck with their can't solve their own dependencies problem.

      The problem with RPM dependencies is a problem with the tool you're using, not any inherent problem with RPMs. For example, I'm using Fedora Core, and I use yum to install stuff, everything works great, all dependencies are handled for you. Want to install a program? "yum install programname". Want to update all the software on your box? "yum update". Want to remove something? "yum remove programname". No hassles. Windows can only dream of being this easy. If you want a GUI program to point & drool, I'm sure something like that exists, but frankly I don't give a damn :)

    12. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Admiral+Burrito · · Score: 1
      Difficult installers and obscure, overcomplicated package management systems are just the tip of the iceburg.
      [...]
      I despise portage and apt-get. RPMs, IMO, would be far better if they didn't suck with their can't solve their own dependencies problem.

      So why do you like RPMs? If you just want decent GUI tool Synaptic is a very nice front-end for apt.

      I really don't see how you can praise package management on Windows. Ever heard of DLL hell? And Windows Update is MS-only (compare to apt, which allows you to specify additional package sources). Linux (or at least Debian) is years ahead of MS in that department, and has been for a very long time.

    13. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by derF024 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Linux does have bigger problems that Windows. Difficult installers

      Never installed windows, have you? Far more difficult then the streamlined install that most new linux distros have.

      and obscure, overcomplicated package management systems are just the tip of the iceburg.

      Apt (with a front end like synaptic, apt-get or aptitude) is far better than the windows way. Hunt around the internet for some installer executable that could be installshield, winzip, nullsoft, microsoft, vise, or hundreds of other types of installers. Uninstallation is a crapshoot, so much so that tons of software has been written to fix this problem (like Adaware.)

      Then we get into all the bugs or missing features that KDE/GNOME have. Like no way to change the screen resolution

      Like this?

      without editing xf86config in KDE and no way to get a columned list view of files in Nautilus in GNOME.

      Like this?

    14. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Apt-get is better than the RPM system or no system at all but it's a long way from downloading an install file and having it do its job without having to sift through a giant repository. And the reason I can't install Debian is, as my post indicated, because of my internet connection. It simply won't attach to the apt sources during the installation. The only Linux distro I've gotten to work on my system (all by myself) that doesn't suck is Knoppix and an HDD install of that is, for some reason, ridiculously slow.

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    15. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Are you trolling? Seriously dude, View --> View As List, you're done. Two clicks.
      Keyword columned. Not a giant vertical scrolling list, a giant horizontal scrolling list.
      Unless Microsoft has radically changed the installation procedure since I last used windows (win98), their "package management" is pathetic. Every program has to write their own nonstandard installation wizard program that puts files all over your filesystem, and then to uninstall that program you have to hope that the wizard cleans up all it's files
      Most computer users would rather double click an install file than sift through the giant apt repository.
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    16. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Ever heard of DLL hell?
      When was the last time you used Windows? These days dependency hell in Linux is 10 times bigger of a problem than DLL hell is in Windows. The only time I ever encountered a missing DLL on my Windows box within the last few years was when I wanted to run a program which needed the .net runtimes. Do a Windows Update for the .net runtimes, problem solved.
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    17. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by dacarr · · Score: 1

      I dunno about the easier part. I've got a friend running under KDE on the latest Mandrake release - he seems to enjoy it, largely owing to the fact that it runs 2x as fast as XP.

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    18. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > don't piss me off, cuz my piss is acid

      Sorry?

    19. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Never installed windows, have you?
      Make moronic assumptions much? When you install Windows, it does everything for you. When you install Debian or especially Gentoo (the only two distros with good package management) you have to do everything for it.
      Like this? [screen resolution]
      That's a GNOME screenshot, bud. My complaint was the lack of that ability in KDE.
      Like this? [nautilus]
      This is the second time I've had to mention this. Keyword columned as in horizontal scrolling and not vertical scrolling.
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    20. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't show respect by asking us for free help to improve their product while displaying zero interest in contributing to improve our community!

      Their words mean nothing. I want to see action. I want to see them actively promote OSS support in their products, by opening up file formats, correctly documenting APIs, etc. I don't expect them to release XP under the GPL, but their actions do need to show a sincere attempt to "play nice".

      Imagine how awesome a Microsoft Linux distribution could be?

    21. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by perlchild · · Score: 2, Informative
      Unless Microsoft has radically changed the installation procedure since I last used windows (win98), their "package management" is pathetic.

      windows 2000 uses .msi technology, which is rather similar in features to .rpm or freebsd .pkg

      apt-get rules! It's almost as good as yum (see below) :)

      I remember saying that... before I switched to Debian... Now I say it the other way... Simply because the apt-get does have a single point for which most dependancies come from... so anyone who adds repositories doesn't need to include "standard" dependancies which are incompatible with each other.

      I use apt-get from rpm, and I can't go over how few choices I have, since only a few apt-rpm repository exist, most of them tied to one distro or another. With dpkg, you can have say, an alternate ftp or http daemon with its own apt repository, and that allows for easier updates etc...
      I did notice, and that's purely a judgement on my part, that .dpkg upgrades go smoother than in the rpm world, partly from having a system(ucf ?) do deal with this particular case.

      Of course, both yum and apt-rpm blow .msi out of the water, simply for the fact that windows update doesn't cover most of the applications one might want to update, and each antivirus/database/utility/tool ends up with its own update schedule and update utility under windows, despite the fact that some of the .msi info seems to indicate an online update like yum might be possible(in about 10 years to get through the red tape of course)
    22. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by derF024 · · Score: 1

      Make moronic assumptions much? When you install Windows, it does everything for you.

      Except for disk partitioning, and hardware setup, and software upgrades...

      When you install Debian or especially Gentoo (the only two distros with good package management) you have to do everything for it.

      Last time I installed debian (morphix) I clicked "next" 7 times (since all the default options were correct) and it took 10 minutes and installed everything I needed, all within a nice Gnome desktop that I could use to browse the web while it was installing. I haven't installed debian proper in years, and I haven't installed gentoo ever, so I can't comment on those two.

      That's a GNOME screenshot, bud. My complaint was the lack of that ability in KDE.

      KDE has an interface to the exact same functionality in it's control center. In addition, gtkxrandr works under KDE too.

      This is the second time I've had to mention this. Keyword columned as in horizontal scrolling and not vertical scrolling.

      Sorry, didn't see your other comment. Still, those are columns.

    23. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Keyword columned. Not a giant vertical scrolling list, a giant horizontal scrolling list.

      Oh, horizontal... I hated that view anyway :)

      Most computer users would rather double click an install file than sift through the giant apt repository.

      What sifting? Let's say I visit a website for gaim and I decide I want to install it, I just do "yum install gaim", and it's installed. There's no sifting.

    24. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 1
      Except for disk partitioning, and hardware setup, and software upgrades...
      What planet do you live on? Windows disk partitioning is automatic, built into the installation. Most newer versions of Windows detect ALL your hardware. WinXP even detected my Cisco Wireless card. Anything that isn't detected can be fixed by popping in the handy software CD that came with the hardware you bought. And as for software upgrades, that's not part of the installation. But they're still easier than in Linux. Windows Update works the same way as apt except you have to use it less and you can configure it to update itself without your coaxing. And as far as your INDIVIDUAL software, upgrading Mozilla or Winamp is as simple as going mozilla.org or winamp.com and downloading the latest version. All easy.
      KDE has an interface to the exact same functionality in it's control center. In addition, gtkxrandr works under KDE too.
      Functionality, yes. The option to change the screen resolution, no.
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    25. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it's easy to both critisize and love linux at the same time, and that is exactly what I believe Microsoft is doing. Sort of. What they are doing is to both praise and hate Linux at the same time.

    26. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 1
      sift through the giant apt repository.


      What sifting?

      Oh, I think you're thinking of dselect, yeah I agree going through that huge list is a pain in the ass. The good news is, that's not the only way to install packages, you silly boy :P
    27. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      Isn't it more logical to download the program you want to install off the website to your desktop and then double click the install file? I'm not saying people can't operate under apt, portage, or yum, I'm just saying the system isn't very intuitive. People don't think of installing software as something you use a giant repository for, or especially type in obscure commands for.

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    28. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by geeber · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't think complicated installation and package management systems are issues at all. Once you move outside of the crowd who regularly reads /. how many people have ever installed any OS, Windows or otherwise?

      And how many of these people actually update there PC when the learn the newest 0.01 version of their favorite software is ready? None. They don't even know what version of software they currently use.

      I don't mean these comments as a slam against the average computer user. On the contrary, they just want to get work done. And a nice shiney GUI on an OS installation is not going to help them in the slightest.

    29. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What?! Difficult installers? The most difficult question RedHat 9 asks you (and this goes for Windows as well) is about networking. The only way it could get any easier would be to have it automatically make assumptions about what you want installed. "Yeah, you're gonna get a server install with DHCP configured NIC, a US keyboard, and I'm gonna use the entire disk". There, you're done.

    30. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First they were insulting Linux and saying it has problems bigger than windows, and in the last week they seem to have shown interest in learning from windows. this is like an admission that their software is worse than linux. just my $.02

      Microsoft only cares about one thing: winning. When it was beneficial to insult Linux, Microsoft insulted Linux. Now that it wants to compete with Linux, Microsoft will use any means necessary to win.

      A lesson for you, straight from the richest man in the world.

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    31. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by derF024 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Windows disk partitioning is automatic, built into the installation.

      No, you have to use fdisk to add and remove partitions. Most (if not all) linux distributions set up your partitions automatically.

      Most newer versions of Windows detect ALL your hardware. WinXP even detected my Cisco Wireless card.

      WinXP wouldn't detect my Prism WiFi card, or my intel etherexpress pro 100. It wouldn't detect my ATI radeon, or the Nvidia geforce 2 in my desktop computer. It wouldn't detect either of my xircom ethernet cards, and I don't believe it detected my Soundblaster Live, either. I had to go hunt around the internet for all those drivers, and it's only because I know what's in my computers that I knew where to look. Debian detected all of those devices and set them all up without a single question.

      And as for software upgrades, that's not part of the installation.

      It isn't, but it should be. You can't plug a freshly installed windows machine into the internet these days for more than a few minutes without it catching some form of worm. That gives you barely enough time to head over to windowsupdate and grab the latest patches, or (if you know what you're doing) set up the software firewall.

      And as far as your INDIVIDUAL software, upgrading Mozilla or Winamp is as simple as going mozilla.org or winamp.com and downloading the latest version. All easy.

      Ah, so having a program tell me when I need to update all the software on my system is harder than visiting 100 websites a day to check for new updates. Yea, that makes sense.

      Functionality, yes. The option to change the screen resolution, no.

      That doesn't make sense; The functionality is the ablility to change the resolution, and both KDE and gnome give you that functionality in their control centers. Beyond that, you can use non-kde and non-gnome software to do the same thing.

    32. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by jrockway · · Score: 1

      You're apt-solutely (oh no... way to much coffee today) right. apt is what keeps me from using some other distribution.

      Also, along with gentoo and slackware, debian is one of the "real" distributions. It's not made for Windows users to try linux "d00d 1 g07 m3 teh LINUX!" like Mandrake is. It's not made to create a sterile environment for drones like RedHat.

      Anyway, you might think I'm trolling, but I'm not. This is just my impression; I'd love to hear what you guys think :)

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    33. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree entirely with your comments, but I would just like to add that it's a little unfair that Windows is seen as insecure by the /. crowd.

      On the network that I'm a sysadmin on, The rooted boxes are almost always Linux boxes. Okay Windows gets the worms, but imagine if Windows only had a 5% minority share of the OS market, and only geeks used it? Windows would be deemed secure because all the windows boxes on the net would be patched and firewalled. Linux would probably be the OS being accused of being so insecure.

      I personally don't care about NTFS being an open standard (That's really only useful on dual boot machines anyway), but it would be nice if Microsoft would make all their network protocols open source to aid the interoperability of different network devices.

    34. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by fermion · · Score: 1
      The funny thing is that for years these were the same complaints that Mac users had about windows. Could not change screen resolution, network protocols without rebooting. Installations were difficult and uninstalls were nonexistant. GUI was slow and stupid.

      The MS fanboys response was that these things were not important, and we should just hire a consultant. How the times have changed.

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    35. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is exactly this type of attitude that will keep MS as the dominate OS.

      Linux user ARE the minority. Perhaps there is a reason why? The small minority who can't get Linux to work happen to be the majority of computer users.

      Think about it.

      As MS is asking for help with their OS, it strikes me as damn funny Linux users would be so arrogant not to heed criticisms of their OS as well.

    36. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Most computer users would rather double click an install file than sift through the giant apt repository.

      Now that you only have to double-click on an install file, or click OK on one button on an autorun program, Computer-Barbies are paying consultants to do it because, "Installing software is hard!"

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    37. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      People don't think of installing software as something you use a giant repository for, or especially type in obscure commands for.

      The reason people don't think that way is because they are used to using windows. Not knowing about something doesn't make it bad. Oh and the obscure command mentioned in the parent post was "yum install programname" which is pretty self explantory as far as I can see.

    38. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      f MS shows respect and tolerance to the open-source community, it can win over many Linux fans.

      Go check out the Usenet archive at google.com. I think you'll find an enormous amount of Microsoft hatred from the "community" dating way back to the early days of Linux.

      Mind you, this was all before Steve Ballmer could even spell "Linux" and it certainly wan't a competitive threat -- Microsoft coders even contributed back then.

      In short, it doesn't really matter how MS treats the Open Source Community. Anything short of full GPLing of their products will be responded with hatred. (And even GPLing might not help. See Qt.)

    39. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by digitect · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen Synaptic? Windows has nothing on it, an entire library of software to install. (Taken from any apt-get repository.) All dependencies handled automatically.

      Granted, Linux is still several years behind Windows in application breadth. (Example: genealogy software -- Linux has one decent one, GRAMPS, Windows has literally dozens.) But this continues to improve with time, from being pathetic back when I started in 1999, to having "most major applications" today.

      I'm certainly no software developer, but both my wife and I now use Linux full time. Neither of us have booted to Win95 in over a month. All this on a four year old P3-450.

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    40. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by digitect · · Score: 1

      You're feeding a troll, this guy is more interested in holding his ground than learning. He's obviously done very little research, or never explored his system (if he even has one, or if it's relatively current).

      Three years ago, his points would have been valid, but not today. Regarding choice, yes, I do prefer to be prompted and informed before said installation sledgehammers my master boot record and uses my drives. I also prefer that if I install some monolithic monopoly's software that it doesn't push aside all my third party software and snakily insert generic looking/described icons for its own services.

      (Sorry, I'm a bit OT on this thread, but needed a place to explain some of the supporting evidence the OP seems to overlook.)

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    41. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Never installed windows, have you? Far more difficult then the streamlined install that most new linux distros have

      I've installed XP Pro a couple of times this year on a couple of machines, and Win 2k Server under VMWare. I've also installed a couple of versions of Mandrake (9.1 and 9.2, 9.0 may have been last year), Fedora Core 1, Redhat 8.something, and gentoo.

      I'd say that the installation procedures for all of them (with the obvious exception of Gentoo) is roughly comparable. Once you hit whatever "expert" mode the Linux installers have, then you're in much more complicated territory of course, but that's your own fault.

      In fact, the Windows install process has been easy since at least Win95 - the only lack of streamlining was in the numerous reboots that were requried as you installed third party hardware drivers. Even that has diminished greatly with recent versions.

      Uninstallation is a crapshoot, so much so that tons of software has been written to fix this problem (like Adaware.)

      Now I really suspect you're trolling. Adaware, as I'm sure you know, is designed to track down and remove malicious software, not to clean up after faulty uninstallers.

    42. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

      I find it very sad and pathetic. Microsoft is like the dirty old, cheating, nagging evil spouse, whose eyes are welling with tears and questions when presented with the divorce papers, just prior to fighting a vicious tooth and nail court battle for property and custody.

    43. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      "yum install programname" which is pretty self explantory as far as I can see

      Why "yum" though? What does it mean? Why not just "install programname"? Or perhaps "update system install programname", etc.

      It's a rhetorical question - I'm just trying to point out that calling your software installer "yum" does not make things particularly self-explanatory. Imagine being sat at a command line, trying to remember what your computer whizz-kid friend said about how to install stuff - would you really think "Of course, it was called 'yum', that makes sense!"?

      It's a better system, as long as the program you want is known to the system, but it's a damn silly name :-)

    44. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by derF024 · · Score: 1

      Now I really suspect you're trolling. Adaware, as I'm sure you know, is designed to track down and remove malicious software, not to clean up after faulty uninstallers.

      If you uninstall Kazaa or whatever, it doesn't also uninstall gator, even though kazaa installed gator, does it? Call it malicious or call it convienently forgetful, but the results are the same. Under debian, when you uninstall an application, everything you installed with it goes away.

    45. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by rnd() · · Score: 1

      How long did it take you to become comfortable with apt-get and with administering a Debian system?

      It surprises me that Debian doesn't make apt-get easier for newbies to understand. When I say newbies I include intermediate linux users who may have had the bulk of their experience on another distro.

      Right now I view apt-get as more of an impediment to Linux's widespread adoption than a benefit.

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    46. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by rnd() · · Score: 1

      I suggest you take a look at package management in Windows XP. It's drastically different than in Windows 98, yet it maintains full backwards compatibility.

      It has fully transactional software installs so either everything or nothing gets installed. It also has an easy to use UI that anyone can understand.

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    47. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by hobbit125 · · Score: 1

      yeah. linux should use easier to remember names. for example...if windows users have to register a new ActiveX control they have only to type this easy to use and sensible command:

      regsvr32

      not only easier to remember than "yum" but easier to type.

    48. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard ctrl alt + and ctrl alt - changes resolution but can't test cos I only have one resolution setup.

    49. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by westlake · · Score: 1
      I'm certainly no software developer, but both my wife and I now use Linux full time. Neither of us have booted to Win95 in over a month. All this on a four year old P3-450

      problem is, your neighbors are running XP Home on a 2.6 GHz P4 with kick-ass sound and video and there is nothing running on your Linux P3 that they would take as a gift.

    50. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      really? hmm, I have never had dependancy problems using Apt on Redhat or Debian.

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    51. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by swillden · · Score: 1

      X 4.3 introduced a method for changing the screen resolution on the fly, without restarting X. GNOME 2.6 has a utility to do it, I don't know about KDE, though.

      KDE 3.2 has it also.

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    52. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by roystgnr · · Score: 1

      Why "yum" though? What does it mean?

      "YellowDog Updater, Modified", which refers to the distribution it came from.

      Why not just "install programname"?

      Because that's already the name of another (less capable, but still appropriately named) command. Also because for Linux still has lots of competition between software products, and so we need naming schemes that reflect that. Microsoft can get away with calling a product "Office", because they know they have the muscle to marginalize any competing office software and so users won't be confused. If Yellow Dog (or Red Hat or Debian) had tried to call their software installer tool something so generic it would have come off as arrogant and insulting to the competing developers.

      It's a rhetorical question

      Hope you don't mind it being answered anyway.

      I'm just trying to point out that calling your software installer "yum" does not make things particularly self-explanatory.

      No, but the self-explanatory part comes when you flip through your menus and its GUI equivalent (in my case synaptic) is listed descriptively. It's possible for a command line program to be self-explanatory (basically it has to be easy to find with "apropos" or your documentation's index), but mostly it's name just has to be unique.

    53. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. Most computer users would rather double click an install file than sift through the giant apt repository.

      OK, then what's stopping you from double clicking on the package? It works in Red Hat and Fedora.

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    54. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 1

      Actually, depending on your Distro, those Linux problems can be solved. Mandrake, had a reputation for being unstable, I know. Try it though. 9.2 is increadibly stable. I have no problems with it except for a long boot up time. This isn't a problem because I don't need to reboot. Lets see how many big problems are solved... The Mandrake Installer is 100% Graphical. It is also much better looking than Windows. It starts off, loads everything, and comes up with prettier gradients than Mac OS(I don't care about this but some people do). It then allows you to repartition your drive with DiskDrake, pretty, graphical, easy. Resize NTFS Partitions without killing your data, etc. Than, choose packages, from 1000nd's of software packages if you have all 3 CD's. Click install, and watch as everything installs in less than half hour, less than the time it takes windows to install less. Now, reboot and you have a graphical boot loader (lilo), already preconfigured with all operating systems that were already installed plus linux. Boot up, it boots into X instantly. Want to configure something? Use Mandrake Control Center. It looks like Windows Control Panel, except it is more organized and has more options. I haven't needed to edit a config file yet. You can also disable all the bells and whistles and use it like any other Distro. It also includes RPM and URPMI. This includes a graphical RPM installer. Than, there's RPM Drake for additional packages from Mandrake, Mandrake Update, and various other utilities. The only problem left is really dependencies. Unless you figure out URPMI, you can still have trouble with dependencies. The high majority are included, but I've had trouble with Glade#2. Most holes are gone.

    55. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Security. Everybody wants tehm to be more secure but it isn't like they are putting the bugs in on purpose. They may be sending the products out the door before they are ready but that isn't going to change

      Beefing security would be a lot easier if they added some more people to their team that specializes in that.

      That "sending the products out the door before they are ready" line is bullshit. I've been on testing teams for lots of Microsoft products (most of which last for 3 to 4 months), and by the end of the betas it's near impossible to find anything wrong with them.

      Yes, Microsoft has released some buggy as hell software (ME anyone?), but they have gotten MUCH better in the past few years.

    56. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      I despise portage and apt-get. RPMs, IMO, would be far better if they didn't suck with their can't solve their own dependencies problem.

      If you really want binary packages without dependency checking there is Slackware, the longest-lived distribution. A third-party tool, Swaret, can optionally do dependency checking according to library files rather than information in slackware packages. You probably wouldn't like it though, as you said you don't like configuring at the command line. (Slackware makes this unusually simple, however.)

    57. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by digitect · · Score: 1

      Bzzzz. Wrong answer. In fact I use a 2.6 Ghz P4 1Gb RAM with XP Pro at work with over $10K in CAD, office, graphics, and publishing applications and yet it is actually quite comparable in speed and feel to my home system. (Which, BTW, has a web cam, full sound support, drag-n-drop CD burning, DVD watching, blah, blah, blah that any neighbor of mine has with Windows whatever.)

      Funny how despite being on such a kickin' system at work, I have no desire to upgrade at home because Linux makes so much more of the resource.

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    58. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only time I ever encountered a missing DLL on my Windows box

      I think the previous poster asked the wrong question - he should have asked DO YOU KNOW WHAT DLL HELL IS?

      Because obviously you don't. DLL hell isn't about "missing DLLs".

      DLL hell is where you go to install something (like, your .net runtimes, for example), and all of a sudden another one of your apps stops working - because the new DLLs you installed overwrote the older ones on your system.. older ones which had bugs that your app specifically coded around.. and now that the bugs don't exist, your app doesn't work.

    59. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must confess that I havn't used linux much... BUT...

      One of the things that really pissed me off while using it (RedHat 9) was that installing software was a bit more difficult than unzipping and making a shortcut(namely the shortcut part... not intuitive at all). XP w/ a zip file? Double click, drag and drop, copy exe, paste shortcut. RH9?? I never figured it out and gave up.

      And about having many different installers... how is this different from linux? When I was trying to learn... I had to install RPM's, extract from tars, compile some software, and uninstalling was no easier than uninstalling in windows.

      Hey, different install types are part of "choice". As I recall, most linux distros don't choose one text editor/GUI/window manager/Web browser. If multiple installers is your problem... mail Microsoft... I'm sure they have a solution you like even less.

    60. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      Do you think that is what they are really doing though?

      Possibly.

      Think about it: Let's say you're someone in Bill Gates's position, and you've been running the most successful computer company around, which you built from the ground up. You got your company where it is today by cornering a market and milking it for a long time -- such a long time that your company has come to depend on this market position. You've always talked about how some small player could topple your giant company (after all, you did the same thing to IBM in your day), but you've been careful and you've started to get the hang of preventing that from happening. Netscape (among others) almost got away with it, but by now, you've collected the resources you need to choke or buy out any small player of your choice. Life is good.

      Linux comes along, and at first, you're not concerned. As it starts to gain momentum, you make some manoeuvres (as you've done many times before) to make sure it doesn't become a real threat...

      Nothing happens. This is a tricky bugger, because there's nobody to buy out. So, you step up your advertising efforts...

      Nothing happens. Your competitors are jumping on the Linux bandwagon. Linux is now a real threat. You purchase some ridiculous legislation to buy you some time, while you ponder about a more permanent solution...

      Caldera alleges that Linux is tainted with illegally-obtained code. This is a godsend, and is better FUD than you could possibly have come up with yourself...

      Nothing happens. The SCO lawsuits' effect on the market is almost completely negligible. Crap. Time to go on your regular 3-week hiatus and think about things for a bit.

      You realize that nothing you've been doing has worked, and that you're in real jeopardy of losing your monopoly position. It's time to start up your old "small company" mindset again; You may lose your market dominance, but you've got enough resources to burn that you think you can be really competitive in a few years if you start right now.
      -

      Microsoft may have realized that it can't hold its monopoly position forever, and that it needs to be prepared to handle that situation. Right now, it's not, so the company's management might be scrambling to fix that.

      Of course, I've been disappointed by Microsoft so many times before that I'm not going to give them the benefit of the doubt anymore. I'll buy Microsoft products when and if I see real results.

    61. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      Why "yum" though? What does it mean? Why not just "install programname"? Or perhaps "update system install programname", etc.

      I don't know why it's called "yum" (I run Debian, so I use apt-get instead). The other names aren't used because "install" and "update" are already Unix commands which do something else, unfortunately.

    62. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      Do a survey of debian users I bet 99.999% will say that apt-get is the main reason they use debian...

      I'm not so sure that's true anymore, now that there's apt-get for rpm. I use Debian because of all the other things it has. For example:

      • defoma - font management
      • menu - unified application menu system
      • alternatives - the ability to select which installed program gets a particular common filename (e.g. "gcc" -> gcc 2.95 or gcc 3?.)
      • Debian Policy - gives a well-integrated system. (e.g. docs are either manpages, info pages, or are in /usr/share/doc/packagename)
      • Free Software - I can easily be biased toward free software
      • apt-src - maintain a modified version of an installed package
      • debhelper - excellent set of packaging tools
      • Debian Bug Tracking System - just run reportbug packagename and it fires up your default email client with a template for submitting bug reports
      • diversions - allows a package (or the local admin) to rename a file, and the package manager won't clobber your changes next time it runs.
      • A centrally-maintained archive - Not so much that it's central, but that someone will actually notice if a package stops working, and there's less frustration of trying to install a package that no londer works.
      • Branden Robinson - :)
      And I'm sure there are others...
    63. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "Apt-get is better than the RPM system or no system at all but it's a long way from downloading an install file and having it do its job without having to sift through a giant repository"

      You could not be more wrong. Let's run through a scenario shall we.

      Let's say you wanted a program to keep track of your recipes.

      In windows you would...

      1) Go to download.com or google and do a search.

      2) Once you found something that looked good you would download it and save it to your disk.
      2a) If it's zipped then unzip it.
      3) Open up explorer, go to the right directory and run through the install.

      In debian...

      apt-cache search
      apt-get install

      Voila!

      "And the reason I can't install Debian is, as my post indicated, because of my internet connection. It simply won't attach to the apt sources during the installation."

      Go to cheap bytes and spend two dollars on a CD.

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    64. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      It surprises me that Debian doesn't make apt-get easier for newbies to understand.

      It's almost always a bad idea to add a complex interface to your core functionality. Rather than adding complexity to the low-level toolset, Debian provides several frontends to apt which are suitable for newer users.

      Synaptic (apt-get install synaptic) is one such frontend. You should try it (but you might find that apt-get is easier, in the long run.)

      Also, remember that Debian is a volunteer-run project. If you want a spiffy apt-get interface, and the ones available aren't good enough for you, then either create one yourself, or cause one to be created (by paying developers, or whatever).

    65. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      The only time I ever encountered a missing DLL on my Windows box within the last few years was when I wanted to run a program which needed the .net runtimes.

      You seem to have missed what "DLL hell" really means. It's not that so-and-so a DLL is missing, it's that it's extremely difficult to get different incompatible versions of the same DLL installed at the same time. When you're programming a new interface to an old DLL, you have to be very careful to make sure that you also provide the old interface in the new DLL, or programs that depend on it will break (perhaps subtly).

      On Unix-type systems, different versions of a DLL have different names, so you can safely install both on the same machine. Then programs linked against the old DLL use the old version, and programs linked against the new DLL use the new version. Also, programs which need the old DLL will not try to use the new DLL (and vice versa).

      This still has not been changed in Windows.

    66. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP does help with this to an extent, it ain't perfect, but you CAN have multiple versions of a DLL installed at one time.

    67. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's different. That just cycles though the resolutions you've already chosen, X 4.3 introduced a way of actually choosing which resolution you wanted, without restarting X or editing the config file. I don't really know all the details, but that was supposedly one of the big new benefits of X 4.3 (that and fully alphablended cursors, thanks to Keith Packard).

    68. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Bingo! One more reason that I absolutely can't wait for KDE 3.2's final release :)

    69. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      I remember saying that... before I switched to Debian...

      I actually went from Debian to LFS to Redhat (now Fedora)... :)

      I use apt-get from rpm, and I can't go over how few choices I have, since only a few apt-rpm repository exist, most of them tied to one distro or another.

      I don't see this problem; I'm using Fedora and I have 16 repositories in my yum.conf. That's plenty, it covers everything.

      some of the .msi info seems to indicate an online update like yum might be possible(in about 10 years to get through the red tape of course)

      Before a yum-like tool can be developed for .msi, they need to find a way for it to take more of your money every time it installs a new program. :)

    70. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by __aabvlw4075 · · Score: 1

      Like no way to change the screen resolution without editing xf86config in KDE KDE 3.2 (coming out within the next month or 2) will be able to take advantage of the X feature to easily immediately change resolution.

    71. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      I don't think KDE has a tool for changing res on the fly, but SuSE, a KDE-based distro, does (SaX2).

    72. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      regsvr32

      Right. I know regedit pretty intimately, but as a user I've never, ever had any reason to register new ActiveX controls manually. Since you're so high-and-mighty-and-wise, why not give us an even comparison? What's the command to do it in Linux?

    73. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Serpent+Mage · · Score: 1
      It does seem like we would be giving them free market research but at least maybe we could get tab browsing or something built in.

      They are already going to have tabbed browsing in their longhorn browser. They are not going to give it to any prior version of windows.
    74. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by cornjones · · Score: 1

      I agree w/ the sentiment that MS has gotten alot better in recent years. But they still do ship half baked products now and again. Of the products i have worked w/ in the last year I would mention MOM and Application Center. MOM was basically the exact exe they bought from whoever that was w/ new logos. The stored procedures it used were terrible and fell over w/i weeks. App Center was (is) very much a first version. even after 2 service packs it is unstable and obnoxious. (though SP2 did address a good chunk of the problems).

      Of course, "they ship out the door early" can be said of basically anybody. Hell, it is an open source mantra, "release early, release often".

      As far as their security teams.... I would bet, given all the hype we have seen recently about MS security initiatives, that they have dedicated a sizable chunk of resources to security teams.

    75. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by rnd() · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with you on the course of action that I should take if I want a nice GUI installer.

      I was just trying to defend new users against some insulting comments that suggest that if someone can't immediately figure out apt-get, then he/she is a moron.

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    76. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by dustmite · · Score: 1

      True, but one of the reasons is that Windows advances very slowly over the years; the DLLs are mostly stable because Microsoft just plain doesn't add very much in each new release (definitely not considering how long they take for new releases). Linux distros tend to evolve/change quite a lot faster, always adding new libraries, new versions of libraries, new programs, older programs being taken out, etc. In Windows, if you look beyond the facelifts in each new 'major' version, you find most of the same old utils and libraries, barely even recompiled.

      Yes I know they do add and improve things, but the way they go about it is very different, and changes come slowly. I think this 'stability' is part of why companies prefer Windows - it seldom changes much at all, so there are very few retraining costs between, say, Windows 95 and Windows XP. OTOH, compare the Linux of '95 to the Linux of today!

    77. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>But I don't really see them listening to most of items that I see being brought up...

      my$.02, I'm an ex-MS'er...worked on the windows team.(that takes guts to admit on slashdot) I'm on messenger right now w/ some friends up at MS. They're currently sifting through LOTS of responses...and from what I'm being told..taking it VERY seriously. I won't pretend they're a bunch of angels up there..but IMHO they are NOT the demons they are made out to be..they really do care about making a good product, and I think this survey was issued in good faith to try and improve something they care about...

    78. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pointing your mouse at some pretty icons to install a program will always be easier than typing in some cryptic command at a prompt to 99% of the population.

      The other 1% (which includes you, aparantly) are trying to figure out how to get VirtualGirl running in X.

    79. Re:this makes MS looks stupid by Bilange · · Score: 1

      Windows disk partitioning is automatic, built into the installation.

      No, you have to use fdisk to add and remove partitions. Most (if not all) linux distributions set up your partitions automatically.


      Sure, but boot with your Windows NT, 2000 or XP CD: one of the first questions asked is to partition, format, etc. in a fdisk-ish way to handle partitions.

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  8. Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That would make Windows better for customers.

    Oh, you wanted to know how to make it better for MICROSOFT.

    1. Re:Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
      I writing an app. I'm using the SAPI voice/telephony SDK that Microsoft gives away. I'll be able to open Office documents using Office via COM. I'll be using a large number of other things like ADO via COM.

      Microsoft (and others) publish their interfaces to their COM objects. Why exactly do I need the source? (Keeping in mind that even if I fixed the OS on my machine, getting the patch to all machines, like my customers', would be a bear.)

    2. Re:Open the source code. by jbplou · · Score: 1

      If they open the source code, the virus and security problems would expand rapidly, when everyone sees the security holes. Yu can say that people will be able to patch the holes. But Joe user and his grandma can't figure out how to use windows update, so they will not know how to patch it. Now I like open source, but most Windows users at home would not benefit.

    3. Re:Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this should be marked as redundant, but security through obscurity does not work. Anyone technically-savvy enough to find a security flaw in source code can do it with a bit more work using the compiled code. The difference is that other programmers can use the source code to fix things.

      As a flawed analogy, if you want to destroy an automobile, it might be a bit easier if you know how it's built, but if you want to fix it you darned well *have* to know how its built.

    4. Re:Open the source code. by http · · Score: 1

      because they have API's that work better than their documented COM interfaces. they do not tell you how to use them. if your app has to access data in 'Office' documents on a regular basis, your app will not perform as well as theirs. what, that's just my imagination and a tin foil hat? look at other's experiences with SMB. then ask MS if you can look at the source code to prove to me that it's an equal playing field.
      as for gettin a patch to "all machines, like my customers'", well, you could contribute that patch to the kernel in your spare time, and let your customers figure it out themselves. you are working on an application, not the OS, right, so it's not your job to fix the OS?

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    5. Re:Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if your app has to access data in 'Office' documents on a regular basis, your app will not perform as well as theirs. what, that's just my imagination and a tin foil hat?

      Pretty much TFH. Via a COM interface, I'm using their code. (Yes, which means that they have Office installed. Welcome to my market.) Throw a Word file in an OLE container and Word even adds itself to my app's menu.

    6. Re:Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because they have API's that work better than their documented COM interfaces

      Typical Linux FUD. You can't produce a better product, so instead you have to try to scare users into... oh wait...

      I mean, yeah, there are all sorts of SEEEEECRET undocumented APIs that bypass all the sleep(60); calls in regular APIs. Shh!!

    7. Re:Open the source code. by e.colli · · Score: 0

      >That would make Windows better for customers
      Why linux community would help them to do a better Windows?

    8. Re:Open the source code. by http · · Score: 1

      uh, no, not typical linux FUD. i was hinkey to this concept in 2000, well before i had been exposed to linux. it's just a warranted and general distrust of microsoft. i can't remember who said it here first, but i'll repeat it: "The main problem Microsoft has in defending itself is that it is demonstrably guilty." (i'm sure the original poster will pipe in with a link!)

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    9. Re:Open the source code. by http · · Score: 1

      yes, you're using their code. through the API they tell you about. my point still stands, and i'm open to having it struck down through reason and evidence, or having my ancestry questioned.

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    10. Re:Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have been "hinkey" to it (whatever that means), but that doesn't make it real. Don't store your tinfoil hat for the winter...

      There are no secret APIs. There never were any secret APIs. Just because the kernel has internal APIs doesn't mean they're accessible to user-mode programs, and it certainly doesn't mean that MS Office can use them! If your applications perform more slowly than those from MS, perhaps you need to run some sort of performance profiler as part of your QA and work out the inefficiencies. THAT's how MS does it, not through some magic APIs!

    11. Re:Open the source code. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap, here's some more "tinfoil hat" BS from Linux planet... those liars!!

      http://www.linuxplanet.com/linuxplanet/reviews/1 91 9/1/

      The problem is that Microsoft is currently free to do what it wishes in this arena, and use their API to break competitors software. Being in control of that API and the applications also puts Microsoft in a situation where they can force consumers to "upgrade" by changing that API, thus breaking perfectly good applications--often, non-Microsoft ones, such as Netscape Navigator for example.

    12. Re:Open the source code. by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      by your same explanation, users as capable as those writing the code to break the flaws could also fix them. Are you saying the really smart coders always cause the trouble?

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    13. Re:Open the source code. by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      Useually the reason MS code works better is because they know how to use their own libraries/interfaces better than others. If you take the time to read and go through the examples and try the code out, you can get relatively the same performance. Please put the Tin Foil Hats away. You people make Linux unappealing to the vast majority of the population.

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    14. Re:Open the source code. by http · · Score: 1

      now ask why you posted _relatively_the_same_ instead of _exactly_the_same_

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    15. Re:Open the source code. by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      The reason is because not all coders are of equal talent. If you are some super guru that knows all the latest speed tricks, then you can probably even out do what MS gets. Otherwise you're probably going to get the same or slightly worse.

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  9. Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by BlkPanther · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we were all really non-hypocritical, and truly interested in security, and usability, and not just microsoft bashing, this is a great opportunity to help them out and point out their flaws.... NAH!!

    But seriously, we all complain about MS's problems, now we've actually got a outlet to complain to. If you don't speak up now, you really have no room to speak later!

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    1. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Considering they are simply going to cherry pick the positive comments and dredge the bottom for the stupidist flaming zealot I think we have about as much chance of being heard as a Temperance protestor at the Octoberfest.

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    2. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by tsa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Come on, MS reads /. too. If they don't know why we don't like them by now they will never get better.

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    3. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by pirhana · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >> But seriously, we all complain about MS's problems, now we've actually got a outlet to complain to. If you don't speak up now, you really have no room to speak later!

      Its not that microsoft doesnt know their weakness or why people go after linux. They know the reasons behind all these. And people have on so many occasions shown them what is the problem with MS softwares and the business practice followd by MS and why they dont like it. But the response from MS have been less than encouraging at best and bullying at worst. This survey is also, I suspect not something to know the "heart and mind" of linux users and tailor their software according to that. But I would suspect that they will use the informations from such linux studies to look in to ways to CIRCUMVENT these problems in a clever way. MS cannot and will not change their busniess tactics easily. Their entire business culture is build upon un-ethical and shoddy practices. To expect any revolutionary or fundamental change from them is naive at best. They have never even admitted their wrong doing any time despite being found guilty on so many occasions. That itself shows what sort of a mindset the people at the holm of Microsoft does have.

    4. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by Dalroth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should I bother? I only want to build software on top of open systems where I have control. Microsoft knows this already. Microsoft is also not willing to give me this control. What purpose would filling out these surveys thus fullfill?

      It's pretty simple... I want the freedom to do things my way. As I see it, this is a very laudible goal and the one our country was found on. Microsoft seeks to control technology such that I am only forced to do it their way. That's the kind of thing dictatorships and Nazi-ism were built upon.

      I choose freedom from enslavement, and Microsoft already knows this.

    5. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by cuban321 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but when you are providing information to managment it goes over alot easier when saying 'Here are the results of our public survey' as opposed to 'Here is the random information we gathered from reading various articles on a website, which may or may not be from all points of view'.

      Daniel

    6. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by anarxia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't use their products so why should I care if they are better or worse? The reason we are complaining is that their security problems affect us (worms flooding networks etc etc). The survey is not about fixing those problems so it doesn't consern me and I am sure they can affort to pay someone to do their market research. We support free speech not free labor.

    7. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by selderrr · · Score: 1

      There's one aspect missing in your reasoning : I honestly believe that most folks inside MS (including many bigshot managers) really really think they're doing things the way they are supposed to be done. This survey proves that in some (slightly ridiculous) way

      My guess is that, being a monopoly for so long, they are no longer able to see 'the customer' as an entity other than part of the money making process. I don't think it's done on purpose with the idea of 'hey, let's steal more money from them', but rather as just a step in the survival guide for dinosaurs. So simply categorizing them as shoddy or un-ethical is a bit short-sighted.

      I do not mean that I agree offcourse, but in the long run, the net effect of a capitalist dinosaur is not so different from a communist one : market-inertia makes most of the money flow to the biggest entities. The big difference is the orginal motivation in the quest for cash.

      Oh gosh... i compared something to socialism... better run & hide now

    8. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      You mean as in "This is a web based survey, so you can really trust the results!"?

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    9. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Hee Hee - he said temperance.

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    10. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by alfredo · · Score: 1

      that's how I approached it.

      I suggested open standards, and moving towards the Nix's for future OS's.

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    11. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      Not to be the devils advocate here. but if they want to make a better product so they can compete with the competition, I've got no problem with that. I've also got no problem at all using a proprietary system if it meets my needs on my budget.

      They've got a long way to go if they want to build a system that's enough better than what I have to justify the cost, but that's not my problem.

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    12. Re:Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by Asprin · · Score: 1

      Maybe the answer is in who they are polling, not what they are polling about.

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  10. Free as in Beer by Malicious · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about making Windows Free?

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    1. Re:Free as in Beer by Hollinger · · Score: 2, Informative

      That would be interesting, but you do realize that the other applications that Microsoft produces would go up in cost, with the exception (iirc) of MS Office and MS Flight Simulator. Somewhere I read (about a year ago) that Microsoft's development and research are basically bankrolled by Windows and Office, and that a good portion of the rest of their products are sold at a loss.

    2. Re:Free as in Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you come over and work for free? There's some yardwork that needs doing.

    3. Re:Free as in Beer by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Please...Developers are people with families and bills to pay too. Would you want to work for free? Unfortunately, for those of us who went on to careers in the real world after college we need money to survive and that means charging for our software. Even open source projects solicit dontations to keep the lights on and the fridge stocked with RedBull. So no...Windows cannot be free...

    4. Re:Free as in Beer by cornjones · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a good portion of the rest of their products are sold at a loss.

      Correct me if I am wrong but didn't you just describe the classically illegal part of a monopoly?

    5. Re:Free as in Beer by Rtsbasic · · Score: 0

      They are a convicted monopoly.

      Just noone seems to dare do more than slap them on the wrists.

    6. Re:Free as in Beer by e.colli · · Score: 0

      Yes, but their profit and margins are astronomical. My suggestion in survey, would be just to down prices to 10% of their current prices.

  11. doh! by tuxette · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Microsoft asks Linux users, "How can we get your business?'

    ...

    They apparently don't plan to release the results of their surveys...

    They just don't get it, do they?

    Otherwise, I agree with some of the respondants on NewsForge - don't do the survey. It's just free marketing etc. info for Microsoft. They're not worth it.

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    1. Re:doh! by JohnnyKlunk · · Score: 1

      It's just free marketing etc. info for Microsoft

      My thoughts exactly. Unless, of course, you answer with bollocks answers to make their marketing as worthless as their security.

      Assuming you beleive this is a proper sanctioned MS survey not just one marketing manager making some noise (or a hoax).

    2. Re:doh! by AssClown2520 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      If this is really from Microsoft and not a fake, it shows some real interesting trends.
      1. Microsoft is viewing Linux as a real competitor and doing it publicly. This is a smart move by Microsoft IMO.
      2. Isn't this the reason for having competition? When Microsoft has been uncontested on the PC they could dictate to the user what he uses. They could also create a monopoly in the browser market and office market quite easily. (OMG - They did do this! - Netscape & Wordperfect come to mind.)
      3. I hate the FUD and bashing that Microsoft has used in the past. Is this going to stop now?

      Anyway, if this is truly from Microsoft, it is an extremely interesting development.

    3. Re:doh! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Anyway, if this is truly from Microsoft, it is an extremely interesting development.

      Of course it is, because next time they get sued for being monopolists and engaging in dirty deals with OEMs they can just yell the magic word "linux" and pretend to claim they have a real competitor.

      MS has been trying very hard to legitimize Linux as a legal competitor while keeping it off OEM machines and making the sale of dual-boot machines a non-possibility with their OEM contracts.

      Feel free to engage in this survey, but all you're doing is hurting whatever chance linux has of leaving the server and hobbyist rooms.

    4. Re:doh! by AssClown2520 · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you are in the enviable position of not having to rely on Microsoft software. There are simply some things that require Microsoft. The best example I have, and the one that affects me most directly, is Autocad. Call Autodesk today and ask them if they would consider developing Autodesk for Linux. At the time, the answer is absolutely not.

      My point is maybe if Microsoft considers Linux a competitor, other companies will take notice. Also, I am always in favor of people trying to improve their product, even if it is not for the most altruistic of reasons.

    5. Re:doh! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry. That's not one of the multiple-choice answers.

      This is like the campaign questionaires that you get from the political parties. The questions will have been choosen to shape the desired answer, and anyone who expects more ... should be happy to send in their check.

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    6. Re:doh! by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      My two are Outlook (our internal e-mail client) and, more importantly, we have a web-based application that depends upon SQL Server/ActiveX Controls.

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    7. Re:doh! by zulux · · Score: 1

      Microsoft asks Linux users, "How can we get your business?'

      I told them that they should give me all my base back.

      I'm making time as best I can, and I need a chance to survive.

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  12. Don't ask a Debian user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hope they didn't ask any Debian users. Their suggestion would be "Go back to Windows 3.1!"

  13. MODS ON OPIUM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Of course the parent post in on topic! Didn't the terrorists use Microsoft Flight Simulator to practice?

    By using Windows you are supporting Usama! Please think about it.

  14. Not a missing poll option!! by sonoluminescence · · Score: 1

    I don't trust Microsoft.

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  15. I can see it now... by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    I use linux because..

    [ ] I am a communist
    [ ] I am a terrorist
    [ ] All of the above

    1. Re:I can see it now... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny
      [] I am a communist
      [] I am a terrorist
      [] All of the above

      [] I think different (Penciled in)

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    2. Re:I can see it now... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      [] I think different (Penciled in)
      That makes you a terrorist. You're sabotaging their marketing dep. by being different from the general population.
    3. Re:I can see it now... by mhesseltine · · Score: 1

      [] I am a communist [] I am a terrorist [] All of the above [] I think different (Penciled in) [] I don't shower [] I don't have a girlfriend [] I have a poster of Linus Torvalds

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    4. Re:I can see it now... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      [] I think different (Penciled in)

      I though all Apple users used crayons? :^)

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    5. Re:I can see it now... by mhesseltine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't use the "Preview Button"

      [] I am a communist
      [] I am a terrorist
      [] All of the above
      [] I think different (Penciled in)

      [] I don't shower
      [] I don't have a girlfriend
      [] I have a poster of Linus Torvalds
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    6. Re:I can see it now... by NortWind · · Score: 1

      You've reverse engineered their survey technology in order to make modifications! Arrest that man!

    7. Re:I can see it now... by connorbd · · Score: 1

      Naw, colored pencils and Sharpies. And sometimes paintbrushes.

    8. Re:I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where's the cowboyneal option?!?!

    9. Re:I can see it now... by RinzeWind · · Score: 1

      It is a multiple choice question, isn't it?

    10. Re:I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed a few options:

      [] I'm a masocist. I want to have cancer.
      [] I am a victim. My "friend who knows about computers" put Linux on my computer, so I'm stuck with it.
      [] I'm a pirate. I regularly use an illegal copy of MS Windows. I only installed Linux on my computers (temporarily) to trick the BSA auditor into thinking that I wasn't violating Microsoft's perfectly fair licensing scheme.
      [] I am a compulsive liar. I believe Linux is superior to MS WIndows.

    11. Re:I can see it now... by jalspach · · Score: 1

      That sounds like questions 10 and 11 from the server survey. How do you answer those? I may have misread them but they sounded like a very loaded questions to me.

      James

    12. Re:I can see it now... by billsf · · Score: 1

      I think different (Penciled in)

      Right: Think differently -- Don't think at all!

    13. Re:I can see it now... by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Why not:

      [] I am a communist
      [] I am a terrorist
      [] All of the above
      [] I think different (Penciled in)
      [] I don't shower
      [] I don't have a girlfriend
      [] I have a poster of Linus Torvalds
      [] I am Linus Torvalds

    14. Re:I can see it now... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      My wife would be a little concerned if I didn't checked off the "I don't have a girlfriend" option.

      What do you think Linus? (Poster stares back with a big thumbs up.)

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  16. Frankly, windows is better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the licensing, pricing, and force-fed dependencies that suck. None of these are technical issues.

    1. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Informative

      Erm, there's plenty of technical issues that, yes, also suck. Users, by default, belong to the Administrators group? Unprivileged services like Print Spooler run under the LocalSystem account? The windowing system doesn't have any authentication mechanism and it's easy to elevate user privileges if any higher-level user is running a process with a window handle? Hundreds of stupid buffer overflow problems that aren't caught by shitty peer review processes? Patches released once per month?

      I'm afraid my reasons for staying clear of Windows on the desktop are pretty varied.

    2. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me clarify before this becomes a pissing contest on the ample technical merits of both camp's offerings.

      The issues I have are not with Windows but with Microsoft. The ultimate issue is what kind of relationship do you want to have with your customers. Open and mutually beneficial or predatory. This is not a technical issue in any sense.

    3. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by green_crocadilian · · Score: 1

      You know, I've always been wondering about that. I mean, the NT kernel is based on VMS, reputed to be one of the most secure operating systems ever. According to every theory of operating systems, microkernels and message passing should be more secure and more reliable (and much more elegant) than monolithic kernels. The designer of Minix (Tanenbaum, I believe) said Linus would have flunked his OS class.
      Instead, the NT series turned out to be fairly insecure, fragile, bloated monstrosities. Why did Microsoft botch it so badly? Win32 compatibility? Performance hacks? Marketing issues? "Ease of use"?
      (Note: I am not claiming that the Win9x series were good general purpose OS's in any way. However, they made damn good single-user gaming boxes)

    4. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by RoLi · · Score: 1
      2 weeks ago I reinstalled XP for a friend and she got W32.Blaster during the installation.

      Let's face it, Windows is terribly insecure and unreliable and despite all marketing the situation got much worse with WinXP. (There was never a worm comparable to W32.Blaster on Win9x, there just wasn't.)

    5. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      the NT series turned out to be fairly insecure, fragile, bloated monstrosities

      What was the last member of the NT series you used?

      From where I'm sat (typing at a machine running XP Pro), the NT series is none of those things. XP crashes for me about as often as Linux, which is to say almost never, and despite using P2P, downloading shareware software, etc, my machine has never been compromised. Bloated? Required hardware specs are comparable to those for any modern Linux distro, and in any case, it certainly doesn't feel in the least bit bloated on my machine (2.4GHz, 512 meg of RAM - barely mid-level these days)

      True, I loathe NT 3.5 and 4 with a passion, but 2k and especially XP are fine operating systems, on a technical basis at least.

    6. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by green_crocadilian · · Score: 1

      That's not technical problems with the OS. That's bad security defaults used by the distribution (too bad there is no Debian for the NT kernel). Because of those security defaults, every minor bug becomes a security issue, hence frequent patches...

    7. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      any idea where this supposed quote of the minix designer can be found?

      I'm interested in seeing how linux is poorly designed, being as I've never heard anything of the sort before said seriously.

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    8. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by green_crocadilian · · Score: 1

      "I still maintain the point that designing a monolithic kernel in 1991 is a fundamental error. Be thankful you are not my student. You would not get a high grade for such a design :-)"
      To summarize the discussion, Tanenbaum was dissing linux because it was non-portable at the time (i.e. designed only for the 386) and monolithic. Torvalds was dissing Minix because it sucked. Torvalds was right...

    9. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by shog9 · · Score: 1
      Win32 compatibility?

      That'd be my guess. Let's face it, you want to remain interoperable with systems that have pretty much no security at all, you're gonna have to nail open a lot of doors. Turning on all services by default so that administrators with a "x in 21 days" education can make it work probably doesn't help either...
    10. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      2 weeks ago I reinstalled XP for a friend and she got W32.Blaster during the installation.

      Not very surprising, unfortunately. At the university, we have custom-built RIS images that incorporate the necessary patches before the network services are enabled. 8-/

      However, keep in mind that the current Windows XP service pack level is the last one that has these problems. After all, such problems are relatively easy to fix (just don't have anything listening on network interfaces by default), and Microsoft got the message.

      Now we let's look at the mainstream GNU/Linux distributions. Is any of them planning to to bind all network services to localhost by default (even if you explicitly install them)? I don't think so. (Hey, even OpenBSD doesn't do it.)

    11. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that what Microsoft is trying to figure out. Do these people dislike us for our (a) Technology or our (b) Business Practices?

      Obviously, there's a lot of disagreement on this question in the Linux world, but it would be useful to get some rough percentages.

      The thing is that Technology can be fixed. People opinons of their business practices probably can't. (People still bitch about that Windows 3.1 beta that wouldn't run on DRDOS, for example). If Microsoft finds that a large number of people are set against them for business reasons, they are as screwed as IBM was in the 80s.

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    12. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by green_crocadilian · · Score: 1

      >the NT series turned out to be fairly insecure, fragile, bloated monstrosities

      What was the last member of the NT series you used?


      XP. I use it fairly often. You are right, it is a great improvement over old NT's, especially in stability. XP very rarely crashes. However, it's still quite insecure. Bloat is a matter of taste; I consider KDE and Gnome to be bloated too, just not as bad as Windows. As for fragility... Maybe it's just my hardware, but I've had the weirdest issues with XP. For example, my sound card dissappearing after suspend/unsuspend, then randomly reappearing several reboots later. I would say that if broken power management handling causes you to lose devices, that's pretty fragile.

    13. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Linux is Obsolete" argument is a central part of Linux mythology -- it's odd that a 5-digit slashbot would have never heard of it. Try google.

      Linux isn't really "poorly" designed, it's just not an interesting design from an academic standpoint, and therefore a crappy thesis project. Monolithic Unix kernels have been done before, and they've been done better.

      However, that ignores the fact that Linux is useful, free, and designed for speed.

    14. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by ImpTech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, I would argue that their VM scheduler (loves to swap to disk), their file system (manual defragging required), the registry (come on!), are only a few among several technical failings in current Windows operating systems. For that matter, I can't prove it, but I'm convinced their disk I/O system sucks as well. I bog it down all the time.

    15. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Teflik · · Score: 1

      my machine has never been compromised.

      A while back, I put an XP machine onto a network and within about 2 minutes, I had caught the slammer worm. That's not even enough time to patch the system..

      Screw Windows... there are just so many reasons to not use it at all...

    16. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the university, we have custom-built RIS images that incorporate the necessary patches before the network services are enabled.

      Please tell me how I can get one of these images from Microsoft? See, I install and maintain computers for people. They want me to take a box that they just bought from a retailer and then make it secure. The problem is:
      1. the box they just bought is susceptible to Blaster.
      2. I can't hook them up to the Internet and download the update to make them invulnerable to Blaster without getting infected by Blaster.
      3. Microsoft has chosen not to let me download the full Blaster patch so I can burn it to CD and upgrade their system before connecting to the Internet.

      What's a Windows supporter to do? Recommend Linux?

    17. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the previous post? Only as one example, how the hell are their buffer overrun problems not a technical issue. The fact that the last buffer overrun occurred in a service that should never have been enabled on a single user machine is only an accident; it might have been in the port 80 handler and still have made it thru Microsoft's shitty testing!

    18. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do these people dislike us for our (a) Technology or our (b) Business Practices?

      The answer is (c) all of the above.

      they are as screwed as IBM was in the 80s

      And look where IBM is now. If (a big if) they are willing to change, maybe that will make a difference. Are they willing to change? Prove it!

    19. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Please tell me how I can get one of these images from Microsoft?

      Maybe you should ask them and not me. Or OEMs should ask such questions. 8-)

      What's a Windows supporter to do?

      Buy at a quality retail store, from an OEM that sets different, reasonable defaults? Usually, you get what you pay for.

      For example, IBM ships their ThinkPads with Windows XP and an enabled Internet Connection Firewall. OEMs can easily change such settings (which makes writing advisories for Windows issues pretty hard, just remember that UPnP bug!), and some of them do.

    20. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Much of the problem with the Windows VMM is that it *doesn't* want to swap to disk when it should be pushing unused pages out to disk. The working set trimmer *only looks at pages that are in the CPU TLB* to work out whether it should be pushing pages out to swap (definitely the case with NT, almost certainly still with 2K and XP). The upshot of this is that if you have a large process that touches just a few of its memory pages many times, but most of the process's pages are going unused, the unused pages will remain in physical RAM meaning another process which really does need all those pages in physical RAM will end up thrashing the swap space because the big, mostly quiet process isn't getting swapped out.

      Write a program that mallocs a very large lump of memory, and then just touches 64 pages per second, and watch its physical RAM usage in the task manager, and start up a new large process that actually has a need for pages in RAM and you'll see exactly what I mean.

    21. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      Note: I am not claiming that the Win9x series were good general purpose OS's in any way. However, they made damn good single-user gaming boxes.

      No they didn't. The Amiga was a damn good single-user gaming box. Windows 9x was just the only thing that people wrote PC games for in that era, so you have nothing to compare it to.

      In other words, it's the games themselves that made Win9x seem "damn good", not the OS.

    22. Re:Frankly, windows is better technically by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      For example, my sound card dissappearing after suspend/unsuspend, then randomly reappearing several reboots later. I would say that if broken power management handling causes you to lose devices, that's pretty fragile.

      That could be a BIOS issue. The PC BIOS has a fairly active role in power management, and frequently has bugs. This type of thing is also a problem in Linux (usually worked around by ignoring the BIOS and writing chipset-specific drivers, IIRC.)

  17. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft is sending Linux users a survey asking why they use Linux"

    umm... we use linux because its NOT windows. ( lets see the Good Bill fix THAT)

  18. why? by Coneasfast · · Score: 2, Informative

    i'm not trolling,

    but i think this may be a way to find out the most popular 'features' of linux so MS knows where to attack next ... we all remember the 'viral GPL' attack

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  19. why i use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because it is FREE and not owned by a greedy corporation that is bent on world domination of everyones desktop with vulnerable Kludgeware that calls home to mamma-M$FT...

  20. Open source should not be about ranting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While Microsoft works hard to make its products better, many non-developer open source insecure "advocates" work hard to rant Microsoft, assuming that propaganda and ranting will make Linux and open source better.

    1. Re:Open source should not be about ranting by NortWind · · Score: 1

      How is Microsoft working hard to make its products better? For example, how has MS Word improved in the last five years? Excel? XP?

      I know they work to fix vulnerabilities that expose all Windows users to attack, but even this is done on a "when they feel like it" basis, rather than in a timely fashion.

  21. Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by crushinghellhammer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could this possibly be a fake? You would think Microsoft would plaster the website with TMs, and legalese.

    Also is it common practice for big corps to use SurveyMonkey. If they are being so open about it, why didn't they have it someplace on Microsoft's site?

    Just a thought..

    1. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Am I the only one that noticed that one of their options for "recommended areas of use" was "organizations that want to send a message to the greedy computer industry?"

      Hmm...smacks of a fake to me.

    2. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Could this possibly be a fake? You would think Microsoft would plaster the website with TMs, and legalese.

      They *did* start the surveys off with a "Legal Agreement"...

    3. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by GnrlFajita · · Score: 3, Funny
      why didn't they have it someplace on Microsoft's site?

      They didn't want their site to get /.ed!

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    4. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by arkhan_jg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On top of that, there's at least one mistake in the format of the survey.

      When entering processor speed, 1.1Ghz to 2Ghz is two options.

      The whole thing just feels somewhat unprofessional and hacked together. The options just don't gel.

      Given the amount of time and effort real marketing men put into surveys (and I've been on the wrong end of far too many), it just doesn't feel like something microsoft would put out.

      Plus, they would normally use microsoft.com to do the survey; http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/communi ty/centers/management/surveys/sus_survey.aspx
      for example. Or, they'd contract out to a survey company, which is their normal route.

      I smell hoax.

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    5. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick! Everyone over to micro$oft.com and force them to use Linux/Apache servers for the next four months ....Again!

    6. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "The whole thing just feels somewhat unprofessional and hacked together. The options just don't gel."

      while your asumption might be true, it may in fact be a hoax, but i have seen surves and microsoft.com and webpages that are just as shaky. for a while there, if youe screen resolution wasn't a certain size thier little javascript floater things in the webpages would overlap the text of the articles and they weren't veiwable, even in IE. they fixed that since then but,...

    7. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by HiThere · · Score: 1

      O, I had assumed that that was to lock out non-IE browsers.

      So they were being stupid and sloppy instead of crassly sly.

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    8. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by pacman+on+prozac · · Score: 1

      On top of that it asks for your email address.

      I smell spam.

    9. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of some guy with a hotmail address != Microsoft.

      Haven't we seen this tactic millions of times before in SPAM? This smells exactly like the "Bill gates is tracking this e-mail and will pay you to forward it" deal.

      According to the article, this entire survey is being done by proxy to a-friend-of-a-microsoft-employee, by some random guy with a hotmail address. There's no mention of it on Microsoft.com.

      Why would Microsoft outsource their survey when they already have the capability to host it on their own website? Microsoft.com has had surveys before. http://www.microsoft.com/smserver/howtobuy/survey. asp

      Over 650 comments, and maybe two modded-up regarding this being a hoax. Our collective gullibility should astound me... alas, this is Slashdot. My commendations to Slashdot and Newsforge both for this impressive display of quality journalism. I feel like I've just received an email "VIURS WORNING!!!1!" Thanks for checking the facts and doing background research, guys.

    10. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by malxau · · Score: 1

      I smell email address harvester. As has already been pointed out, Linux people and Microsoft people know the answers to these questions. That last question is the only one with real commercial value.

    11. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.. i think the survey is actually from sco.. so they will know how much you owe them money.. :)

    12. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Technician · · Score: 1

      They wanted Linux users to take the survey.

      Think about it. Would you have found it first on MS's site, Source Forge, or Slashdot?

      If it was on the MS site, they would need a link pointing to it from the update site as many Linux users are the tech help for lots of Windows users who have problems. They would spot it while trying to fix someones Windows box.

      Those lucky enough to not have to support a Win box might never find it if the survey was on the MS site.

      Another great place to post a link to the survey would be the NAV site. Agan more geeks supporting Win boxes would find the link.

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    13. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've seen official MS surveys on Survey Monkey before. It might not be the same dept. that uses the official MS site for surveys, but Survey Monkey technology has been used before.

      There was a developer survey on Survey Monkey some time ago, definitely MS, but they don't want people to know about it when it's NOT on their tech, doesn't mean it's not MS. Notice similar style, where it's not explicitly MS but clearly some questions are MS oriented.

    14. Re:Microsoft Sends Linux Survey by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Never attribute to malice that which ...

      You know the quote =)

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  22. Linux should send a Microsoft survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Windows 2000 and Windows XP are superior to anything Linux for home users. Here is an opportunity to ask Linux users why they use Windows, and what can be done to make Linux better.

  23. Odd, why surveymonkey? by essdodson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why did MS choose to use surveymonkey? This seems like a hoax.

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    1. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by Flamesplash · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it's called marketing outsourcing.

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    2. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They stopped reading /.

    3. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by shystershep · · Score: 1
      Question: Why did MS choose to use surveymonkey?

      Answer: The Slashdot-effect!

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    4. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      "Why did MS choose to use surveymonkey?"

      To avoid being slashdotted...

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    5. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by x3ro · · Score: 1

      Yes, the survey is awful -- really crap design, really unprofessional-looking -- the latter of which should matter to MicroSoft.

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    6. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by spiritraveller · · Score: 1
      Many of the survey questions sound like admissions that in certain ways Linux IS better... they probably wouldn't want that to appear on www.microsoft.com proper.

      It could be a hoax, but it wouldn't be an impressive one. It's nothing amazing. It just appears to be a company trying to improve its product...

      whooptedoo... "really took me for a ride there guys! yuckyuck"

    7. Re:Odd, why surveymonkey? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      Did you RTFA? Check the reply to the email somebody sent. They replyed with a Hotmail account for goodness sakes, implying tha the MS email's Inbox used to gather responses was filling up!

      Give me a break, that should have been gathered automatically, and that is not an excuse to use Hotmail accounts to reply to inquiries regarding the survey.

      They are either hoaxing or completely unprofessional, either case this is an absolute joke.

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  24. My answers by cluge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Dear Mr MS Marketing,

    I use linux because

    1. I expect to own software I pay for
    2. I expect software I pay for to work as advertised
    3. I expect not to be foreced into downloading other components I don't want of said software to keep my machine secure. (IE media player has to be downloaded to make explorer secure)
    4. I expect to not be forced to give up all and any reasonable legal rights when I open the package.
    5. I do not want to deal with software that guarantees via the liscence agreeement that the publisher can remotely look at my computer at will.

    As soon as the law makers get their opposable digit out of their anal orpheus, and restore a modicum of protection to consumers I don't have any faith that any of the points that I have outlined above will be addressed. Lets face it, you pay for the software, break open the box, and you have no legal expectation that the software will work, in any way shape or form.

    AngryPeopleRule

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    1. Re:My answers by goon+america · · Score: 3, Insightful
      2. I expect software I pay for to work as advertised

      Strictly speaking, Linux cannot and probably will never be able to "advertise" in the same sense that Microsoft can. This, if anything, is a hindrance (not unsurmountable) to the spread of Linux.

      I think what you really mean is "What you see is what you get." Microsoft products are the exact opposite of both parts of that statment.

    2. Re:My answers by JK+Master-Slave · · Score: 1

      1. I expect to own software I pay for

      Who said anything about you 'owning' Linux?

    3. Re:My answers by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Because the GPL is one hell of a lot closer to the user actually "owning" the software than ANYTHING Microsoft has ever put in their EULAs...

    4. Re:My answers by JK+Master-Slave · · Score: 1

      I'd say individual users are no more or less able to 'own' a Microsoft product than any other software product produced by any other organization.

      If you want to 'own' the software you use, you'd best get started writing your own software. Otherwise you're just granted a license to use somebody else's software.

    5. Re:My answers by pgilman · · Score: 1


      your post is the best one i've read so far on this thread.

      but...

      "anal orpheus[sic]?"

      you've gotta be kidding me...

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      if i'm a grammar nazi, you're an illiteracy nazi.
    6. Re:My answers by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Strictly speaking, Linux cannot and probably will never be able to "advertise" in the same sense that Microsoft can.

      What is Linux? It sure as heck isn't a corporation or a business. Its GPL'd code, that's it.

      If I create a distro and claim it does X, Y, and Z then I am making statements just like MS. I don't see how this is a hinderance, as people don't usually just install "linux" they install distributions written/compiled by third-parties. If those third-parties want to advertise, more power to them.

    7. Re:My answers by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Wow, throw a few "N'Glaven"'s in there, and you would win Self Righteous Nerd of the Year award!

      You don't _own_ Linux. End of story. There are definite limitations on what you can and can't do with it.

      2 is just silly. Software has bugs, including Linux.

      3. Bullshit. Linux has patches all the time, too.

      4. Umm, hey genius - what do you think you're doing when you download anything that's GPLd? You're giving up reasonable (like the ability to use the software in an internal, proprietary product without giving out YOUR source) rights.

      5. Bullshit.

    8. Re:My answers by flossie · · Score: 1
      If you want to 'own' the software you use, you'd best get started writing your own software. Otherwise you're just granted a license to use somebody else's software.

      Perhaps it depends on your precise interpretation of the concept of ownership. The only thing that I can do with code I write myself that I can't do with code that I obtain under the terms of the GPL is distribute binaries without making the source code available. Given that I have no desire to withhold source code (as an engineer, programming is only incidental to my work - a means to an end), there is no effective difference between writing code myself and downloading GPL'd code. I "own" both, to all intents and purposes.

    9. Re:My answers by oobar · · Score: 1

      So you expect to "own software you pay for"? So that means that if you pay for a boxed SuSe distro, you're now the copyright holder of all that software? Uh, no. Paying for software makes the MEDIA that it comes on yours, but you don't 'own' any of the software. The copyright holder decides on a license (GPL, shrink-wrap, etc.) but make no mistakes about it they still 'own' that software, not you.

    10. Re:My answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Bullshit. Linux has patches all the time, too.

      To anyone who's ever looked for proof that ProtonMotiveForce can't read, here it is!
      Before you reply, I suggest you go and read his point 3 again. Carefully, and make sure you check out every word, not just every tenth word.

      4. Umm, hey genius - what do you think you're doing when you download anything that's GPLd? You're giving up reasonable (like the ability to use the software in an internal, proprietary product without giving out YOUR source) rights.

      I don't think it's fair of you to criticise the thought processes of others when your own are so obviously non-functional. Even funnier, you've listed a right that you do NOT give up when you use GPL software. Provided you don't distribute externally, you don't have to give out the source code.

      5. Bullshit.

      Umm, no, it wasn't bullshit. He does not want to deal with software that guarantees the author can check out his computer at will. Exactly what part of that does your tiny inoperative brain think is bullshit?

      Moron.

    11. Re:My answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your right IBM has not done any marketing of linux...

    12. Re:My answers by crazyaxemaniac · · Score: 1

      > You're giving up reasonable (like the ability to use the software in an internal, proprietary product without giving out YOUR source) rights.

      Maybe I misunderstand the GPL, but aren't you only required to provide source to those people whom you distribute the binaries to? If it's used internally you wouldn't be distributing outside your company.

    13. Re:My answers by balloonhead · · Score: 1
      Orpheus?

      Orifice?

      Have you been watching too much Matrix?

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    14. Re:My answers by DF5JT · · Score: 1

      "Strictly speaking, Linux cannot and probably will never be able to "advertise" in the same sense that Microsoft can. "

      I must have imagined these IBM spots then.

    15. Re:My answers by cluge · · Score: 1

      You don't _own_ Linux. End of story. There are definite limitations on what you can and can't do with it.

      To me "owning" the software means:

      I can install it on more than one machine.
      I can buy a used machine with linux on it and not have to pay the software producer a lisence fee.
      I can make legal backup copies of the install media.

      2 is just silly. Software has bugs, including Linux.

      Since the Timberline case, consumers of software don't even have the most rudimentary of protections. If I find a bug in MS software, by some eulas, I cannot tell anyone else about it. In practice it doesn't work this way, but by the book - it should and may someday unless lawmakers step in. Software bugs are one thing, but a totally unreliable product rushed to market that doesn't work is another (Windows ME anyone?) YMMV, but I know of companies that wiped their ME laptops and installed windows 98 as soon as they arrived. Yes - it was that bad.

      3. Bullshit. Linux has patches all the time, too.

      Yes, but the linux patch for the kernel doesn't force me to download a seperate media player, and associate all media formats with it does it?

      4. Umm, hey genius - what do you think you're doing when you download anything that's GPLd? You're giving up reasonable (like the ability to use the software in an internal, proprietary product without giving out YOUR source) rights.

      I can tell your the Genius here - Come on now, I know that I miss spelled a word or two in my haste, but really - did you read my post? I said "I expect to not be forced to give up all and any reasonable legal rights". The GPL doesn't force me to give up ANY resonable right. For instance, the right to report a bug to a public forum??

      5. Bullshit.

      A certain government contractor is now looking at workstations from a company who is named after the star in our solar system. Why? The lisence agreement on XP was deemed "non compatible" with the classified work being done. Apparently the terms of the EULA violate the contractors agreement with the DOD. Not bovine fecal material, but lots of dollars of your tax payer money at work paying the best lawyers in the land to make sure your it's all done "by the book".

      Even if your ignorant of the facts, it doensn't change what the facts are.

      AngryPeopleRule

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      "Science is about ego as much as it is about discovery and truth " - I said it, so sue me.
    16. Re:My answers by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

      As soon as the law makers get their opposable digit out of their anal orpheus...

      Hey! That's orifice, not Orpheus!! Don't confuse a Greek man-god with a body opening.

  25. What about BSD? by Morth · · Score: 1

    So what about us BSD users? They don't want our opinions? BSD is after all very different than linux in many ways.

    1. Re:What about BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure it is... keep telling yourself that.

    2. Re:What about BSD? by Roblimo · · Score: 5, Funny

      They already monitor the BSD email lists and know what all 25 of you think. :)

      - Robin
      (ducks and covers)

    3. Re:What about BSD? by anarxia · · Score: 1

      What about Solaris, MacOS X, etc, etc? They are going after Linux users because Linux is their biggest threat these days for several reasons. It's too early in the day for me to remember stuff but I am sure you can see why Linux is a threat to MS. Think Win2003 sales, pressure from several governments and so on.

    4. Re:What about BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: *BSD is dying

      Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *BSD community when recently IDC confirmed that *BSD accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *BSD has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *BSD is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

      You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict *BSD's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *BSD faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *BSD because *BSD is dying. Things are looking very bad for *BSD. As many of us are already aware, *BSD continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeBSD developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeBSD is dying.

      Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

      OpenBSD leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenBSD. How many users of NetBSD are there? Let's see. The number of OpenBSD versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetBSD users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetBSD posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put FreeBSD at about 80 percent of the *BSD market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeBSD users. This is consistent with the number of FreeBSD Usenet posts.

      Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeBSD went out of business and was taken over by BSDI who sell another troubled OS. Now BSDI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

      All major surveys show that *BSD has steadily declined in market share. *BSD is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *BSD is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *BSD continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *BSD is dead.

      Fact: *BSD is dead

    5. Re:What about BSD? by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1

      Interesting question. In the big section on 'what do you use Linux for' was a thing about print servers. Our print server is BSD, not Linux, so I put 'don't use' - because it's not something we use Linux for. If they assume we use Windows for our print servers, that's their problem.

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    6. Re:What about BSD? by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      We're not the main competition.

      --
      When someone might yell at me, it has to be OpenBSD.
    7. Re:What about BSD? by calmdude · · Score: 0

      There really are a lot of us BSD users out there. Also, take a look at Netcraft's top 50 list of longest uptimes. They're ALL BSD. Anyway, back to the issue at hand...look over the GNU license, then take a look at the BSD license. BSD license imposes even fewer restrictions than GNU, which in my opinion is more directly opposed to the Microsoft mentality.

    8. Re:What about BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Windows uses BSD for its print server .....

    9. Re:What about BSD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: *Anonymous Coward is dying Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered *Anonymous Coward community when recently IDC confirmed that *Anonymous Coward accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that *Anonymous Coward has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. *Anonymous Coward is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last [samag.com] in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test. You don't need to be a Kreskin [amazingkreskin.com] to predict *Anonymous Coward's future. The hand writing is on the wall: *Anonymous Coward faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for *Anonymous Coward because *Anonymous Coward is dying. Things are looking very bad for *Anonymous Coward. As many of us are already aware, *Anonymous Coward continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeAnonymous Coward is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core developers. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time FreeAnonymous Coward developers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: FreeAnonymous Coward is dying. Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers. OpenAnonymous Coward leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of OpenAnonymous Coward. How many users of NetAnonymous Coward are there? Let's see. The number of OpenAnonymous Coward versus NetAnonymous Coward posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 NetAnonymous Coward users. Anonymous Coward/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of NetAnonymous Coward posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Anonymous Coward/OS. A recent article put FreeAnonymous Coward at about 80 percent of the *Anonymous Coward market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 FreeAnonymous Coward users. This is consistent with the number of FreeAnonymous Coward Usenet posts. Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, FreeAnonymous Coward went out of business and was taken over by Anonymous CowardI who sell another troubled OS.Now Anonymous CowardI is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house. All major surveys show that *Anonymous Coward has steadily declined in market share. *Anonymous Coward is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If *Anonymous Coward is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. *Anonymous Coward continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, *Anonymous Coward is dead. Fact: *Anonymous Coward is dead

  26. How can Windows be made better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Don't change a thing. Remain closed source and proprietary, release all software under draconian EULA's and other hamstringing legalities, and keep the security model (or lack thereof) exactly as it is, because like Richard Nixon said, you can't know what it's like to stand on the highest mountain (Linux) until you've been in the deepest valley (Windows).

  27. You think it's the truth? by powro · · Score: 1

    Really, You believe Microsoft would put a survey on monkeysurvey or somth like that? Wouldn't it be somebody else just fooling around?

  28. M$ and number of CPUs! by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    number of CPUs
    please select from:
    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8


    anyone saw a mobo with 5 CPU slots?

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    1. Re:M$ and number of CPUs! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Funny

      5 processors is when you have an 8 way box lobotomized by the Win2K kernel because you didn't spend a bundle more on licenses.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:M$ and number of CPUs! by BenV666 · · Score: 1

      Sure, for instance the one with 8 CPU slots ;)

    3. Re:M$ and number of CPUs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is the same response for cluster nodes. Been awhile since I built a cluster, but it had at least an order of magnitude more than 8.

    4. Re:M$ and number of CPUs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a cluseter? a number of separate computers? :^P

    5. Re:M$ and number of CPUs! by whovian · · Score: 1

      Not to flame, but on that line of the survey, I simply told them I run AMD at home. They (assuming it's really MS asking) don't need to know about installed memory, NIC, number of cpus, etc., because it's a linux survey supposedly.

      But I guess they would *have* to ask because if Windows were my OS, they could login to my machine and get those specs for themselves!

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    6. Re:M$ and number of CPUs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If events occurring inside one box can influence events occurring inside another box, then it could be argued that the two boxes constitued a single computer.

  29. Release the windows source code by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

    For a start... and oh yeah, charge nothing (ok, $10 for manuals if ya must) for windows.

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    1. Re:Release the windows source code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come mow my lawn, and oh yeah, charge nothing.
      OK, $1 for gas if ya must.

    2. Re:Release the windows source code by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Release it?

      Hell, man, that stuff is pure evil. If it ever escapes, we'll really need to call Ghostbusters.

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    3. Re:Release the windows source code by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      copyrights protect expressions of ideas, and do not reward the labor spent creating those ideas. The "sweat of the brow" theory of copyright was tossed out a long time ago by the Supreme Court in the Feist case. Nice try, though. Labor has absolutely nothing to do with deserving a copyright monopoly.

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      Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
  30. Why I use Linux? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Because I belong to a cult that believes that information should be free (in both cost and free of use restrictions.) This cult also believes in returning derived works back to the collective, so that the movement can continue to grow.

    We also worship caffiene and you have done bad things to Java.

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    1. Re:Why I use Linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free in use? Linux is NOT free in use. It's published under the GPL which has certain LIMITATIONS OF USE.

    2. Re:Why I use Linux? by tuxette · · Score: 2, Funny
      I use Linux because of that cute little pudgy pengiun.

      (Just kidding...)

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    3. Re:Why I use Linux? by Tony · · Score: 1

      Free in use? Linux is NOT free in use. It's published under the GPL which has certain LIMITATIONS OF USE.

      Must... not... feed... troll....

      Damn. I'm gonna anyway.

      Name one restriction the GPL puts on use of GPLd products. You can use GPLd products in any way you wish; you can even give the GPLd product away to friends if you desire.

      How is that restrictive?

      What the GPL restricts is the use of other people's copyrights against their wishes. It restricts stealing of code for use in proprietary products. That is not a restriction in the use of GPLd products, which is what you claim. It's a restriction in the use of the copyrighted source code, and not the product itself.

      However, if you can enlighten me, please do. How does the GPL restrict the use of GPLd products? (Not source code, but products, which is what you are claiming.)

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    4. Re:Why I use Linux? by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      It's published under the GPL which has certain LIMITATIONS OF USE. *cough*
      Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of running the Program is not restricted, and the output from the Program is covered only if its contents constitute a work based on the Program (independent of having been made by running the Program). Whether that is true depends on what the Program does.

      When developers talk about "using" source code, they usually mean 'using the source code in their own programs'. This is not the same as "using" the software, in the common interpretation.

  31. It's like they read my mind! by UpLateDrinkingCoffee · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the survey:
    • Its cheaper
    • There is more free add-on software
    • Better gaming experience
    • Ability to run on old hardware
    • More secure than Windows
    • I want to get more Linux experience to help my career
    • No need to constantly keep installing updates and fixes
    • Integration with consumer electronics devices
    • Better performance than Windows
    • Easier to use than Windows
    • Easier to install than Windows
    • Better install and uninstall of additional software
    • No enforced license registration
    • Better scripting
    • Better command line
    • Better device and peripheral support
    • Access to source code
    • Easier to customize exactly how I want it
    • More intuitive, simpler to understand
    • Linux community support
    • Better reliability
    • The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.
    • I don't trust Microsoft
    • I don't want to use proprietary software
    • I don't want to use commercial software
    1. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd agree with most of those except
      a) better gaming experience
      (yeah, right)
      b) no need to constantly keep installing updates and fixes
      (we do that anyway in linux to keep secure. good habit)
      c) integration with consumer devices
      (is there a reason all consumer devices come with windows and mac drivers, but no linux drivers? Firewire and USB 2.0 aren't supposed to be mature until linux 2.6 while windows and macintosh have had them both for years)

    2. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Gudlyf · · Score: 1
      "Better gaming experience"

      Man, I hope that was your answer to "Why do you use Windows at all?" and not why you use Linux. I think that's really one of the only reasons I use Windows at home.

      If not, I'd like to know why you consider Linux a better gaming experience, as I must be missing something.

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    3. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many games (such as RTCW:ET and UT) get higher framerates and have less response delay in Linux than in Windows on most machines. If you're like me and all the games you play are playable in Linux, then yes, Linux is in fact a better gaming experience.

    4. Re:It's like they read my mind! by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. You are truly full of shit.

      People keep saying this old saw ("Some games are faster in Linux"), but it just ain't true.

      And lastly, let's say it were. UT for example is developed by Epic. That guy Sweeney is the biggest contrarian nerd there is. I can see them intentionally_ making it faster on Linux just to stick it to Windows and Intel.

    5. Re:It's like they read my mind! by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      I'd say that as far as you're just talking about games that work on Linux, the experience is great. If you're talking about selection of games, sure there's more for Windows, but I don't think that necessarily says anything about Windows vs Linux except marketshare and economics. I have a couple of Loki products, and they're fabulous under Linux, every bit as good from a technical does-this-game-work standpoint as anything under Windows. Same goes for the id games, RTCW, and UT. And NWN works pretty well too, now that its finally finished. In fact, I for one notice less copy-prevention BS in my Linux games than the ones that require Windows, and to me thats worth a lot in and of itself.

    6. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but on all of the machines I've done a comparison on (that's my own machine, two friends' machines, and about fifteen computer lab machines), both UT and RTCW:ET were measurably faster by a few fps and did not suffer from the various random freezes and momentary slowdowns that plagued the Windows systems. This is not just a party line, this was actually tested.

    7. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      I must be missing something

      Its called Colossal Cave or Adventure

      Now you know I'm the BSD user!

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    8. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, I've seen web benchmarks, and it's true that Quake 3-based games are about 1% faster on Linux.

      However, do you dopes actually think that's going to be "switcher" argument? The only people who would care are uber-gamers who will stick with Windows because that's where the games are.

      To everyone else, you either sound like bullshitters with zero credibility because you are exaggerating such a meaningless statistic.

    9. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing Linux does NOT support now is the 801.11g protocol used by Linksys, et al for wireless routers.

    10. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, but can I play Civilization 3, Lord of the Rings, or Knights of the Old Republic? You know... games that matter , not games from 4 years ago?

    11. Re:It's like they read my mind! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I agree that a 1% increase in framerate is not much of a switcher argument -- I was providing evidence that I am not "truly full of shit". However, the dramatic reduction in the number of random freezes and slowdowns most certainly is a reason to switch. Even after killing pretty much everything that doesn't crash the system when killed, Windows is still dramatically inferior on the computers I've tried it on.

  32. I like these questions by boobsea · · Score: 1

    on the Home User survey:

    Reasons you like Linux for the home:

    "The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money."

    and

    "I don't trust Microsoft"

    At least they ask honest questions.

    1. Re:I like these questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > At least they ask honest questions.

      um, those are answers, no?

    2. Re:I like these questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're part of the question

    3. Re:I like these questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow what a dumbass question to ask

      did you fail remedial english comprehension?

  33. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeppers. That's the real deal.

  34. A couple of sample questions from the survey by inkswamp · · Score: 4, Funny

    4) Why do you use Linux? (check all that apply)
    ( ) It's not Windows
    ( ) It's not Windows-like
    ( ) It's not a Microsoft product
    ( ) It doesn't crush innovation with its monopoly
    ( ) It doesn't need a security patch every 15 minutes

    5) How can Windows be better? (check all that apply)
    ( ) By being Linux
    ( ) By being Linux-like
    ( ) By not being a Microsoft product
    ( ) By not crushing innovation with its monopoly
    ( ) By not needing a security patch every 15 minutes

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    1. Re:A couple of sample questions from the survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh goodie...... more linux zealotry pretending to be humor. *yawn*

    2. Re:A couple of sample questions from the survey by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      I don't use Linux. I never have and I don't see using it in the near future either. Nice try in flamebaiting me, however.

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    3. Re:A couple of sample questions from the survey by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Please?

      If you are a man of means, wobble down to PC World (I'm in the UK, you might try Wal-Mart I guess) and spend the 30 needed for SuSE 9.0. If you aren't, these things are freely downloadable from many places on the internet.

      What do you have to lose?
      Surely you can see many benefits of opening your world just a little to admit something that *might* change it for the better, or at least give you a better understanding of the minds of others?

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    4. Re:A couple of sample questions from the survey by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      Whoa! Hold on, there. I'm not a Windows user either. I'm primarily a Mac user (OS X) but I have a keen interest in playing around with Linux. I have an old PowerMac that will likely run Linux perfectly well and I'm planning to set it up at work and install Linux for the purpose of exploring it, so my statemet previously that I don't plan on using it wasn't entirely accurate. I meant "use" in the sense that I had no immediate plans to work it into my workflow. But experimenting with it and learning about it is certainly in my immediate future.

      I recently installed X11 on my iMac and have been pleasantly surprised by the quality of some of the free software out there. That, along with a brief period of time where I had a Linux machine at my disposal a couple years ago, has piqued my interest in Linux quite a bit.

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    5. Re:A couple of sample questions from the survey by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the misunderstanding, I hope you have a long and happy relationship with all your operating systems =)

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  35. woo-f'ing-wooo!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    way to go, already slashdoted!!!

  36. DON'T fill out the survey by Idou · · Score: 1

    Just post your answers at newsforge after only "looking" at the MS survey.

    Newsforge says "look" at the survey, while the /. poster says they said "submit." I hope this is an innocent mistake . . .

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    1. Re:DON'T fill out the survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just post your answers at newsforge after only "looking" at the MS survey.

      Why? Please explain your reasoning.

  37. riiight by Rumagent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Rebel Alliance

    Why don't you like me anymore?

    Love
    Palpatine

    1. Re:riiight by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      mod up for funny :)

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    2. Re:riiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      technically, this is a spoiler for all those who didn't figure it out in episode 2 (there's a whole lot of them, actually). this post is still funny as hell though

  38. Answer to Linux survey: by Helpadingoatemybaby · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Here's what I would suggest:

    1) Stop violating the law and pay restitution to each and every company that has been damaged and run out of business by Microsoft's immoral business practices.

    2) Rescind the patent for the "long file name."

    3) Have Bill Gates and the current management team resign from the company.

    4) Drop your prices for your Office suite and OS to zero dollars and zero cents (plus or minus zero) to make it competitive.

    5) Do not release your code until it's done, so security can be improved (like some open source projects are able to do).

    6) Remove the requirements enter authentication codes and product keys. (Many open source products don't require this.)

    7) Use open protocols and stop trying to sabotage everything to make a buck.

    8) Try and improve your dismal reputation for shoddy work.

    9) When making a charitable contribution cease donating "in-kind" the value of software given just so you can fleece the taxpayers of the tax deduction.

    10) God forbid, pay some federal income tax you dirtbags.

    11) In short, there is nothing you can do. Have a nice day.

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    1. Re:Answer to Linux survey: by spectecjr · · Score: 0

      10) God forbid, pay some federal income tax you dirtbags.

      They do. Ever since Sun, Netscape, Kleiner Perkins, Oracle, et al paid their federal income tax to get the antitrust trial, Microsoft have wised up and are now paying their share of the federal income tax.

      Oh sorry... you meant the real federal income tax, not the politicians' private yacht fund known as lobbying.

      Remember folks, in Washington it's pay to play. If you don't pay, they won't let you play. Not for long anyway.

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
    2. Re:Answer to Linux survey: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear Junior,

      Your answers are very pretty, but adults have something called "business". You will learn more about it when you finish high-school.

    3. Re:Answer to Linux survey: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) Drop your prices for your Office suite and OS to zero dollars and zero cents (plus or minus zero) to make it competitive.

      wait a sec. they currently sell the highest priced office suite available on the market, and you want them to drop the price to make it more competitive? sounds like you just want a free office suite without having to use openoffice.org.

    4. Re:Answer to Linux survey: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) Drop your prices for your Office suite and OS to zero dollars and zero cents (plus or minus zero) to make it competitive.

      WTF? MS is a company, how do you think they pay people? They have to make money. Is Office overpriced - horribly so. Is their OS overpriced, yes. A price reduction is in order, but dropping to zero? Please. People should pay for what something is worth - and like it or not MS office is probably worth a good $150-$200. It's the entire "we control the market through our monopoly" thing that's the problem with their pricing scheme.

    5. Re:Answer to Linux survey: by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > sounds like you just want a free office suite without having to use openoffice.org.

      That's absolutely what he wants. Almost all credibility is lost as soon as someone suggests that MS "must" give away software for free, make their code GPL (that's the worst), or other such nonsense. Sounds like a good idea, but the only result is another bankrupt company, and MS is not about to do that.

  39. pay me by kardar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I always looked at stuff like this as helping some executive somewhere in the marketing deparment get a huge bonus.

    Give me some!



  40. Microsoft's REAL agenda by illuminatedwax · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're simply using this list to round up all the Linux users and present them to SCO on a silver platter (like Spiderman!). Then, when SCO wins the suit, Linux will be destroyed!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!

    --Stephen

    --
    Did you ever notice that *nix doesn't even cover Linux?
  41. How Long... by bunkie · · Score: 0

    Just how long do you think it will take M$ to follow apple and rape BSD to make a new OS?

  42. Don't take the survey by ihummel · · Score: 1

    The more clueless Microsoft is about Linux, the harder it will be for them to attack Linux. The ultimate reason behind this survey is so they can know better how to herd Linux users back into the M$ fold.

    1. Re:Don't take the survey by anarxia · · Score: 1

      After you are used to having the source code for everything how do you go back? Closed source even if it's high-quality it's like a gigantic prison. Doesn't really restrict your freedom of movement but just knowning you can't leave those walls makes you feel uneasy.

    2. Re:Don't take the survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, and here I thought security through obscurity was their kind of strategy :7

  43. mistake in survey by goon+america · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why is "Don't want to help hegemonic evil spread across the face of the Earth" not one of the options?

    1. Re:mistake in survey by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because that's a feature of all large businesses - there's nothing special about MS in that.

    2. Re:mistake in survey by goon+america · · Score: 1

      I would point out that all large businesses are not convicted monopolists. Companies like Apple, Sun and Sony would sell your mother if they could, and we all have our gripes with them from time to time, but they seem to genuinely take pride in creating cool stuff. Microsoft seems to take pride in putting other companies out of business.

    3. Re:mistake in survey by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      That's true.

      I have a daughter. Sometimes she's good, sometimes she's bad. When she's bad, she's told off and punished. It doesn't necessarily stop her from being naughty again, but if we didn't discipline her, then she'd almost certainly misbehave more rather than less. It's human nature - people tend, for the most part, to do what they think they can get away with.

      It's the same with businesses. MS has been convicted of illegally abusing their monopoly position (they've been bad, and have been told off). For whatever reason, that's as far as it's going - noone seems to be doing anything more (they're not being punished). And now people are surprised that, having been caught misbehaving and not having been punished, that they're not particularly repentent?

      Oh, and while what you say is true, don't think for one second that a company like Sony wouldn't absolutely love to be able to crush their competition. I guarantee you that the thought of being the only manufacturer of consumer electronics equipment in the world would give a high proportion of Sony management wet dreams for weeks. The biggest difference between them (or any other company) and MS is that they're not big enough to be able to do it.

    4. Re:mistake in survey by roystgnr · · Score: 1
      Why is "Don't want to help hegemonic evil spread across the face of the Earth" not one of the options?

      Because that's a feature of all large businesses - there's nothing special about MS in that.

      1) They're really, really good at it.
      2) They're in an industry which because of network effects provides them tons of opportunities to try.
      3) They've repeatedly received legal slaps on the wrist for it, so they know that any potential negative consequences for unethical behavior will be outweighed by billions of dollars of positive consequences.

      These are all matters of degree (how many people from Enron are serving time?) rather than black and white, but I think they count as special.
    5. Re:mistake in survey by JoeBaldwin · · Score: 1

      So it's not a bug, it's a feature...

    6. Re:mistake in survey by BanjoBob · · Score: 1

      Question 10 says low price/High Effort or High price/low effort. Where is the low price/low effort option? Why did they leave out the only true answer?

      Question 11 says easy setup/hard admin or difficult setup/easy admin. Again, where is easy setup/easy admin? Again they left out the only true answer.

      --
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    7. Re:mistake in survey by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Regarding point 3), what we have here is a classic lack of discipline. I have a young daughter, and when she's naughty, she's punished. Imagine what would happen if I didn't punish her - she'd quickly realise that she could get away with doing stuff, and so probably keep on doing it, progressively pushing a little further to see how far she could go. That's just human nature.

      Now, change "I" to "the governement" and "my daughter" for "MS", etc. See the problem?

      Sure, they're in the wrong for doing those things, but the government is just as wrong for not smacking them down. Hate MS? Hate your government too, and any number of large companies while you're at it.

  44. You must enable cookies by glassesmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You Must Enable Cookies...

    In order to take this survey, you must enable cookies on your browser. It's easy to do - just follow these simple instructions.
    Haha! They are so clueless, they don't even have instructions for Mozilla !! I thought, wouldn't it be awesome for them to see the UA strings being non-microsoft, then saw their moronic cookie notice for IE 6.0/5.5/5.0/4.1/4.0 or Netscape 4.0+... (I kinda feel sorry for them being so out of touch)
    1. Re:You must enable cookies by JK+Master-Slave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps they have little or no interest in soliciting information from the kind of noob who'd run Mozilla but not know how to enable/disable cookies.

      Who would that be in the first place?

  45. POISON THE DATA by flacco · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    for every intelligent linux user who refuses to give MS the very data it needs to attack linux, there is a gullible one who will cheerfully fill out the survey.

    that's why it's the intelligent user's duty to fill out the survey in a random, but believable way.

    make their data useless in the aggregate.

    --
    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    1. Re:POISON THE DATA by __past__ · · Score: 1

      If only dumb Linux users would fill out this survey, their results would be that they should make an OS for dumb people. Which is what they do anyway. Not a big win for their marketing department, probably. But then I guess such uncontrolled web surveys are pretty useless anyway (as are marketing departments).

  46. Abstain by Clsid · · Score: 1

    When Microsoft cares to release Windows Media Player, Microsoft Messenger and stuff like that for Linux, maybe then I would consider spending some time for them. I will have to add to that list the promotion of incompatible web pages (read OCX or IE based).

    1. Re:Abstain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'd have to make it better than the ones that are freely available too.
      What about xine, xmms, amsn?
      I actually prefer to use amsn for messenger - it actually tells you the connection status so you can see if your messages will get through. Ever sent a message and had to wait about 15 minutes for a reply, only to see it tell you that the message could not be deliviered?

  47. business survey useless by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    the questions in the business survey are very poor and often cannot be related to real-world linux installations.

    One question asks about linux clusters and offers a selection of maximum "nodes" which stops at eight?!

    The problem seems to be that the questions are designed to gather a "checklist" of features that when added to windows would make it a viable alternative to linux. As the Irishman would say when asked for directions to the next town, "If I were you, I wouldn't start from here."

  48. And if you act now... by segment · · Score: 1

    Act now and be the first to receive a $200 gift certificate for switching back to MS from Linux. Microsoft "Because We Can Buy It or Break It"

  49. I found this odd. by jafo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Several of our local users groups got copies of this message. The message in part says that their goals are to find out where "Microsoft should be focusing on to help our customers over the next".

    This makes me wonder about the integrity of their claims, because it's hard to imagine that anyone at Microsoft believes that the best way to reach their customers is via Linux Users Groups. So, if that's not really their intention, what ARE they trying to do?

    One of the guys in our local user's group, Anthony Earl, suggested that we give them some ideas that will slow them down, like strict security on the desktop. James DeWitt suggested "Clippy, only MUCH BIGGER!" Sean

  50. I answered the survey by xutopia · · Score: 2, Informative
    with random answers that didn't reflect reality.

    Maybe we should do a survey similar to this one so that we can learn from Windows users as well.

    1. Re:I answered the survey by JetScootr · · Score: 5, Funny

      I answered the survey...with random answers that didn't reflect reality

      NNNOOOOOOOO!!!
      That's how they designed Windows in the first place!!!

      --
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    2. Re:I answered the survey by MarkJensen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe we should do a survey similar to this one so that we can learn from Windows users as well.

      Yeah,and we can ask questions like "What is the BEST feature of AOL?", and "Do you remember what you agreed to in the last 20 EULAs?"

  51. Legal Agreement??? by advocate_one · · Score: 1
    "1. Legal Agreement

    By offering suggestions through this survey, you give Microsoft full permission to use them freely. We can't guarantee we will use your suggestions, but we will review them for use in future products. If appropriate, we may explore your feedback further. We will not provide compensation for your suggestions submitted through this online survey, though we appreciate your feedback and look forward to building better products with helpful feedback such as yours."

    Well they can kiss my contribution goodbye...for the exact same reasons I refuse to sign up to a Passport account and refuse to permit my kids to use hotmail accounts or anything else tainted by similar legal agreements...

    --
    Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    1. Re:Legal Agreement??? by forkboy · · Score: 4, Informative

      #include ihatemicrosoft.h

      BUT

      I don't think this disclaimer is saying anything outlandish. They HAVE to include it for the simple fact there are greedy douchebags who would sue Microsoft if they implemented a change to Windows that resembled something the person submitted via this form.

      When you're a big target you need to keep your defenses up. So unless you really were planning on suing them for making a change you suggested, I don't think that NOT participating is accomplishing anything other than letting you feel righteously indignant.

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    2. Re:Legal Agreement??? by essdodson · · Score: 1

      Seriously. You're the type that wouldn't fill out a form if the legal agreement read "You agree to nothing, you're bound to nothing, have a nice day."

      You and your hippy friends need to come join the rest of us in the 21st century where idiots sue because their coffee is hot.

      --
      scott
    3. Re:Legal Agreement??? by TheSpoom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, come on. They're just saying that they may or may not use your input, and don't have to pay you for it. It's this little thing called COMMON SENSE. It's not even written in legalese!

      What, in that agreement, specifies that you are restricted from doing something?

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    4. Re:Legal Agreement??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you're a big target you need to keep your defenses up.

      They were a target of the DOJ. and got nothing but a slap on the wrist! Null argument!!

  52. More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Funny
    Question 1: Do you think Microsoft should be:
    A. More evil
    B. Less evil
    C. Microsoft is just the right amount of evil right now.

    Question 2: Concerning how much the next version of Windows should steal from Macintosh OS 10.3, Windows should:
    A. Steal more from Apple
    B. Steal a lot more from Apple
    C. Still every single element of OS 10.3
    D. The current crappy, half-assed ripoff of OS X is currently sufficient for all my computing needs.

    Question 3: Next year, how many Windows-specific viruses would you like to receive in e-mail:
    A. The same amount as now
    B. More
    C. A whole lot more
    D. I have a Windows box still sending out copies of SoBig at this very moment.

    Question 4: How large would you like the next Windows security hole to be?
    A. Large enough to accommodate a small dog.
    B. Large enough to drive an SUV through.
    C. Large enough to drive a Mack truck through.
    D. You know that huge crawler thing NASA uses to take the space shuttle out to the pad? Yeah, that big.

    Question 5: C'mon, be serious. How much for your soul?
    A. Already sold mine.
    B. An Xbox with the complete library of available games.
    C. 10000 shares of Microsoft stock.
    D. Natalie Portman
    E. CowboyNeal

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    http://www.lawrenceperson.com/

    1. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was very funny. We should have a /. survey with those questions -- no need to rewrite, it already has CowboyNeal in it.

    2. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Strenoth · · Score: 1

      For Question 5: Answer is definatly D. Natalie Portman. :)

      --

      "It takes a very long time to count to 2 in binary." ~'Fourlegged'

    3. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by md81544 · · Score: 1

      It's at times like this I wish there wasn't a limit to how far something can be modded up... it's not often I laugh out loud at a post, but this was one of them... thanks Mr Person!

    4. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by xxScoobyxx · · Score: 1

      I agree 10 out of 5 ... still chuckling

    5. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

      Steam from Apple? What in God's name are you talking about?

      You think Apple has really innovated _anything_ that's new? What a load of shit.

    6. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by nitehorse · · Score: 1

      This comment just got you added to my Friends list.

      Seriously, funniest thing I've read on this site. Ever.

    7. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 5, Informative

      Way to plagiarize this post.

      --
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    8. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, it wasn't that funny.
      You people should read more web-comics and watch more Seinfeld, or something ;)

    9. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg,

      I just printed this to put it on my bedroom wall, I just luv this post

    10. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's funny.

    11. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be sure to consider Microsoft's recent purchase of evil from Satan when answering #1. ;)

    12. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by petecarlson · · Score: 3, Funny

      To plagiarize would be to take credit for the work of another.
      To wite down the words of a poem and post it in a public place with credits removed is not. Methinks responding with the name of the author would have been a much nicer. The tone of your response has damaged the good reputation of the honorable Mr. AC, and caused irreparable harm to his good name. Mr AC is everywhere, perhaps even watching you right now. Not a good idea to get him mad.

    13. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by damiam · · Score: 1
      Steam from Apple? What in God's name are you talking about?

      Yeah. I always thought Steam came from Valve...

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    14. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by orpx · · Score: 0

      Couldn't have said it better myself. Your words intrigue me, to a certain extent. Do you happen to go on IRC? Please visit on irc.newnet.net, #@nti-anti-stupidity

    15. Re:More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by j0e_average · · Score: 1

      At least both posts were modded 5, Funny...kind of validates that you hit the mark both times! However, it does suck getting ripped off so blatently.

  53. 6 easy steps to improving windows by Hellkitten · · Score: 4, Insightful

    • Replace DOS with a decent shell with better scripting support
    • Add parameters to tools so they can be used without a gui (eg. in scripts)
    • Embrace but don't extend
    • Be standard compliant
    • Document own file formats and protocols. Without NDAs or agreements limiting how it can be used
    • Fix security, and be open about outstanding security issues
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    1. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they're already doing the first two - or did you miss the story a while back about their new shell? It's basically going to be a .NET shell. Sounds interesting.

    2. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Longhorn C# scriting on the next Shell, good enough scripting?

      Parameters to tools, WMI WBEM not good enough? (industry standard too)

      Embracing technologies, they are, XML (where is that on Linux?), Database Filesystem core, where is that on Linux?

      POSIX not standard enuf for you

      Fileformats, XML not open enough?

      Hotfixes and Service packs can be downloaded.

    3. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by cduffy · · Score: 1

      "XML" in and of itself isn't a format -- more a "meta-format" maybe. One can still make closed formats on top of XML, and plenty of people do that.

      (Since you ask "where is that on Linux", btw: Damn near everywhere. Applications from OpenOffice to Glade save in XML-based, documented, non-patent-encumbered formats. Go stick that in your pipe and smoke it).

      The DB filesystem core -- frankly, it's been done before (with built-in revision control, even -- see Katie for an example), and nobody was impressed. Maybe it'll be done again some time if anyone sees a reason to bother.

      And no, POSIX isn't enough by way of standard APIs -- if one can't write a complete, modern app with open, cross-platform APIs, I'm not interested.

      Name buzzwords all you like -- they don't close the gap between Linux and Windows in terms of ease-of-development.

    4. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by SvendTofte · · Score: 1

      1. there is no DOS anymore. If you mean CMD, then it does suck badly for scripting, but if you want to do anything serious, JScript (or *shudder*, VBScript) is a very strong and powerfull alternative. I've done tons of scripting in it, and it has alot of enterprise capabalities. Many of the AD (google ADSI), and WMI stuff is scriptable.

      2. Well, that's a philosophy thing, but many programs can be called as objects, you can call word this way, and print out stuff, and other dark voodoo (well, I never tried it, so I think of it as dark voodoo). It's program dependent though. Not something to blame MS for.

      In short, Windows has strong scripting, JScript and VBScript are capable languages. That Windows as a whole doesn't follow the Unix way, with tons of small tools is not really related. You can always download win32 versions of most Unix tools anyway. The rest is a nice list though.

    5. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      WMI is the INDUSTRY STANDARD WBEM for managing platforms, how much more standard and automated do you bloody need?

      You can do near anything with WBEM.

      You dont need a command line interface, use WBEM, its more standard than a command line.

      WBEM isnt a buzzword, its a fact. GO learn to use it.

    6. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Oh, hush.

      I'll believe WBEM is useful when the servlet engines, web servers, VPN software and firewall systems I already use are WBEM compliant -- and not a moment before.

    7. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Longhorn C# scriting on the next Shell, good enough scripting?

      I'll know when I see it

      Embracing technologies, they are, XML (where is that on Linux?)

      Wherever it's needed and appropriate. But since lot's of the common unix/linux programs predate XML they use structured text for configuration and data files. It can still be parsed and manipulated by other tools, and the format is usually documented. Wether one should convert to XML or not is debated since that would mean changing something that works, but newer tools often use XML

      Database Filesystem core, where is that on Linux?

      Where it's needed. Which pretty much means nowhere. If you need a database you use a database, if you can't remember where your files are so you need database lookup you're probably using windows. (and there is find and locate and grep if you need to find some file)

      POSIX not standard enuf for you

      No, that's only one standard, then theres all the other ones that they almost follow. (HTTP and HTML for instance, just to mention the two I can remember that I know they don't follow)

      Fileformats, XML not open enough?

      No. XML in itself doesn't mean openness. You need to publish the dtd/schema and other docmentation under an unrestricted lisence. Have you seen the agreement for the Word XML format? And when the default still is a closed binary format having XML probably won't help much

      Hotfixes and Service packs can be downloaded.

      Which is good. Now if those fixes were on time and didn't introduce problems it would be even better.

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    8. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      JScript (or *shudder*, VBScript)

      We'll I don't know how that works for short ad-hoc scripts which I think is one of the major benefits of {ba,c,tc,,whatever}sh. In linux the way I use a command interactively is the same as the way I'd use it in a script, which makes it very quick to make those scripts when I need them. In windows I think I'd have to use some kind of "real" programming language and figure out how to use the API of those programs, which is fine for larger pieces of work that will be used often, but less fine for the quick solutions to small problems.

      Well, that's a philosophy thing, but many programs can be called as objects, you can call word this way, and print out stuff, and other dark voodoo (well, I never tried it, so I think of it as dark voodoo). It's program dependent though. Not something to blame MS for.

      But calling them as object does require more work. You are right about not blaming Microsoft but they are the ones that could start changing the trend. Take NERO for example, I'd love to be able to type something like "BACKUPFILES.BAT | nero_make_iso.exe | nero_burn_rom.exe" and toss it in "Scheduled tasks". But if nero has a capability like that it's well hidden and I wouldn't know where to start making an automated backup without some expensive tool. (Taking a look at the documentation it seems nero has an api available to other programs so I could make a program using C and C++ but again it would take more work)

      But credit where credit is due, windows does have a friendly user interface, and it prevents newbies from unknowingly making some critical mistakes. I wouln't think of making my parents use linux just yet, for instance. (But I hate beeing phone support for them, with linux I could have just ssh-d in and fixed the problem

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    9. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by SvendTofte · · Score: 1

      Making scripts in either JS, or in BASH (which is the only shell for which I've made anything larger) is IMO equally challenging (what is the deal with backticks anyway?). I've written Windows scripts for years, go to Uni, and learning Unix, wanting to write a few competent scripts (which I succeeded in) was hard, and it didn't look pretty. At all. It's all a mindset thing.

      Using Windows scripting, yes, it's a real language, I suppose it would be like writing scripts in perl. I've quickly written large text processing scripts, and similar stuff. I don't know why bash programming and perl/jscript/vbscript should differ so much. When you use bash you still need to know the syntax of all those cli programs you're calling (egrep, whoo, what a hoot!), and the basic "how to get this done" syntax (which can be arcane, if-fi with []??).

      Calling something as an object requires very little work (it requires some work from the object makers side though). CreateObject(classidhere) usually does the trick.

      Windows has a focus, as you say, towards the user interface, but to totally deny it's scripting powers, seems silly to me. They are definently not in the area of shell scripting, but it's (well, what to call it, I don't think there's a unix equiv) general scripting abilities are strong. Surf around technet, and it's scripting center, just to get an idea, of what is possible.

      And to say that MS should change, is not realistic. Putting effort into serving a certain style of usage, which isn't the one their core demographic exhibits, is a waste of money. I'd rather they spend that money on much more urgent things. And write nero, and suggest it! :)

    10. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      You mention batch files in your second arguement, but deny their existance in your first. Batch files are like bash, they perform precisely what you would type in from the command line. They can do more than that, too, if you learn the syntax. If your parents ran Windows XP, you could application share or take control of their desktop, if you set it up that way. It's password protected and encrypted, so no tin foil hat logic here.

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    11. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      to totally deny it's scripting powers, seems silly to me.

      Then why does MS keep them hidden so I know almost nothing about them?

      And to say that MS should change, is not realistic.

      Oh but it is, they are starting to see linux/unix as a competior even on the desktop (it's not there yet, but I don't think MS will wait to be taken by surprise this time) and want to know what the lure of linux is. And this is it, I can string together 3-4-5 commands at the commandline, press enter and go away (knowing the job will be done when I get back) instead of having to babysit a program pressing [next ->] every once in a while, then open the result in a second program for the next step of processing.

      My point is: someone has to make the change first, and if it isn't microsoft the change isn't going to happen.

      And write nero, and suggest it!

      Well since they've been nice and provided an api for those that wants it it'll probably be faster to do it myself than to convince them :)

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    12. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      Batch files are like bash, they perform precisely what you would type in from the command line. They can do more than that, too, if you learn the syntax.

      I know they exist, and I have tried to write .BAT files when I neede something done, it was not a pleasant experience. Either (which I believe is the case) bash is way supperior to DOS (or cmd if you like to call it that) or the DOS doumentation is seriously lacking

      application share or take control of their desktop ..... password protected and encrypted

      I know it exists, but I haven't tried it. First there is MS security record, I simply don't trust them to get it right (but I guess I could phone coach turning it on and off) . But my main doubt is speed, how well does it perform over a slow connection? (Read: will my parents ISDN be enough to make it usable)

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    13. Re:6 easy steps to improving windows by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      I've used Remote Desktop over dial up and it was alright. Anything with ~15KB/s upload speed is a very nice experience. I used to sit in class and code on my home computer because I had better tools.

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  54. DON'T FILL THIS OUT by doug13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't do homework for MS. After they GPL their OS i'll fill out any survey they wish; but until then they bite me. "no silly rabbit, trix are for kids"

  55. bah by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    this looks like a fake survey, microsoft wouldnt have this much humility, and it wouldnt be on some generic survey site.

  56. Microsoft's Take 5 campaign by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Microsoft has these posters floating around with pictures of Tux on a milk carton "with a frown". It says "two down, three to go" Then it goes on to say if each MS employee converts 5 linux installs into Windows server installs, that MS could then "outsell" linux in the server market.

  57. philisophical reasons by jtilak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's about the opensource philosophy for many people. Unless they decide to make windows truly open source, not shared source, many people will continue to use GNU/Linux. duh. Also, DRM and palladium will just convert more people over to linux. I like to decide what files can open and what programs can run on my computer. It's MY COMPUTER. I should be in control.

  58. What's wrong with commercial software? by kingkade · · Score: 1

    Real competition drives innovation and makes good for customers.

    1. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by saden1 · · Score: 1

      People pay for things they value. My guess is slashdotters don't value M$ products and that in itself doesn't make slashdotters commies.

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    2. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Real competition drives innovation and makes good for customers.

      ... and also creates a lot of extra work for the suppliers, which is why Microsoft does everything in its power to suppress real competition whenever it can.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by kingkade · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question was posed as "What's wrong with commercial software?", not "What's wrong with MS?". Try to keep the non-sequiturs out of the discussion.

    4. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sig reply ban notwithstanding, your link sounds uncannily like the Single Transferrable Vote.

    5. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      True, but it also costs money, and Slashdotters are a bunch of commies who don't want to pay for anything.

      Yes, you are a troll, but you accidently made an important, but incorrect comment.

      I pay for linux. Every production machines I have that uses linux, has paid support. I have purchased every version of RedHat in the box, since 4.2 (except 9, which had no box set).

      I use both windows and linux, in about equal quantities. I use windows where I have to use proprietary software on the desktop. I use linux where I need machines to be bullet proof reliable and dedicated to do one or two tasks at very high performance levels.

      I AM trying to migrate to Linux fully, but not because of money. Its because of choices. I have an old dual cpu pentium pro 200 box that I run as a dedicated DNS server. Old, but still very good performance and incredible uptime. It is stripped down to a kernel, bind, sshd and a few utilities. This means very little CAN go wrong. I could do the same thing on a new box, or an old box, with the load being the deciding factor.

      MS does not give me the option to do this, as you MUST install the gui, not practical to use BIND on, has 10x the amount of software to do the same task. Also, it is impossible to backup the entire OS with Windows (on purpose). MS does not give me the option of taking an old machine that is out of production, and installing the same OS and BIND, to act as a backup (unless I want to pay for a license I am not likely to use). Linux does.

      I use Linux, not because its cheaper (its not for me), but because I am too lazy to keep up with the other 95% of the OS that is not necessary for any given task, AND I am too professional to NOT keep up with it if its installed. At the server, Linux is is just faster, easier to install, more reliable, more stable, faster, better supported, easier to customize, easier to maintain, easier to learn, easier to backup and restore, smaller, more flexible, and requires less manhours than Windows.

      After previewing this comment, I realized I was wrong. When you consider all the costs, I guess it is cheaper then. Hmm.

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    6. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by StillAnonymous · · Score: 1

      The problem is that companies take it too far. I like GPL/BSD licensed software because once I have it, nobody can take it away from me, or manipulate it against me.

      Look at the licensing agreements on a lot of the software these days. A huge list of things you can't do with the software, restrictions on how many CPUs, how many computers, how many users it can have, huge costs for upgrades that fix issues that should have worked with the version you have, time-based licensing, etc.. And if the company goes out of business and you're stuck with issues and no source code, you really are fucked. You either put up with the bugs, or you fork out again for a different piece of software.

    7. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by bit01 · · Score: 1

      True. What's that got to do with whether software is commercial or not?

      Also note that it must be real competition. I don't think "innovation" in marketing and underhanded tactics is what you had in mind.

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    8. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People pay for things they value

      Oh, baloney. Linux only exists for want of a freebee, and any assertions otherwise are either lies or grossly naive.

    9. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by kingkade · · Score: 1

      Real competition drives innovation and makes good for customers.

      True. What's that got to do with whether software is commercial or not?

      Well, it doesn't; software is both. What I _did_ say was that there's a need for commercial software because for the reasons stated. Of course, you could say that free (as in beer) software drives innovation as well when people are doing so for pride in their code. Of course there's no reason you can't have that with commercial software.

    10. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      I pay for linux. Every production machines I have that uses linux, has paid support. I have purchased every version of RedHat in the box, since 4.2 (except 9, which had no box set).

      Red Hat 9 has a box set, of which I am a not-so-proud owner due to their decisions made to steer people towards RHEL. (I switched to Slackware 9.1. :-) ) Maybe your source didn't bother offering it for some reason.

    11. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by j_w_d · · Score: 1

      Real competition drives innovation and makes good for customers.

      "Competition," in the software development sense, is NOT necessarily good for customers. In fact, in business the word simply means mining the customer's pocket book for cash at the expense, hopefully, of competitors. Competition in the world of DOS and Windows lead to bloated software like MS Office (and OpenOffice) and the demise of great software and utilities as vendor/publishers attempted to compete with the over-production of MS. It killed many of them without improving the customer's lot at all.

      Competition IS better for customers than a monopoly. A monopoly mines the same pocket books for cash without more justification than the wish to do so. MS arbitrarily creates its own "standards," and then attempts to for their acceptance by customers. The current forms of WinXP and MS Office offer no important useability features and lots of inconvenience including security holes, massive patching required and on-going, intrusive license agreements and the use and operation of private systems for MS's purposes without true permission from the owner. When the user sees MS as the only game in town, the click through agreement is NOT voluntary. It is out of desperation and the hopre that a new Windows will work better than the old did. None of this is intended to improve the user's experience.

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    12. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by LennyDotCom · · Score: 1

      Ther is no real need for comercial sofware

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    13. Re:What's wrong with commercial software? by kingkade · · Score: 1

      Smashing riposte, you've convinced us all.

  59. And how about "not patented"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    M$ has started patenting their interfaces. IIRC .NET (or is it their DRM?) does this.

    Why? Because they don't want a free replacement available so no one can do to that like SAMBA did and is still doing to SMB/CIFS.

    Want to see why they do this? Load up a Win2K/WinXP file server/domain controller. Measure its performance. Reformat the hard drives and install Linux/SAMBA. Measure the much better performance now.

    1. Re:And how about "not patented"? by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      SAMBA is nice and all, when it's available... Dunno why, but the SAMBA server at my school likes to go down, randomly in the day. Probably because of the load, which is small comparitively. We have about 300 students, and maybe 20 teachers that all use the SAMBA server.

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    2. Re:And how about "not patented"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoot your admin. Just kidding about the shooting part, but many people use Samba regularly and it's reliable for us. Your admin is screwing the pooch somewhere.

    3. Re:And how about "not patented"? by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree. It's probably his fault. Either that or the network is set up to maximize the amount of traffic across it. Either way, something is amiss!

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    4. Re:And how about "not patented"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably setup wrong.

      btw, samba 3.0 is pretty nice.

  60. this isn't real by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    If this is indeed real, it simply shows how out of touch MS is with the realities behind why OSS is being adopted by so many people.

    Questions that say things like, "What is the importance of finding qualified help?" in terms of why chose linux, are absurd. They're basically assuming things, such as that finding experienced linux folks is less expensive than finding experienced windows folks, ad nausium. Their just trolls.

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  61. mistake in survey-Movies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because Ghostbusters (II) already did that theme.

  62. Did anyone take the survey without IE? by O · · Score: 4, Informative

    I attempted to take the survey, and for one targeted toward Linux end-users, you think they'd make one that was functional with MozillaFirebird.

    I tried clicking on all of the little radio buttons, which instead of being normal radio buttons, are stupid little images that are supposed to do something when clicked.

    Well, I clicked and I clicked and none of them were selected. I submitted the survey anyway, and ended up with a blank page so I don't even know what will happen.

    I used Firebird on Jaguar (my stupid KVM broke, so no Linux box for a few days). But, I don't think Firebird acts radically different on OS X than on Linux.

    Guess they don't really want my feedback, eh?

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    1. Re:Did anyone take the survey without IE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It works with Safari.

    2. Re:Did anyone take the survey without IE? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      In Galeon 1.2.11 under OpenBSD 3.4 I got the nice white page of nothing after trying to submit the survey.

      Incidentally, one of the critiques of Microsoft I mentioned with the failure of interoperability with other software and platforms.

      *Sigh*

    3. Re:Did anyone take the survey without IE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      works fine with firebird 0.7 on winxp.

    4. Re:Did anyone take the survey without IE? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      Well, Konqueror worked fine.

    5. Re:Did anyone take the survey without IE? by FuShock · · Score: 1

      Ya, I took the survay with Galeon. And it crashed right when I hit the finnished button.

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    6. Re:Did anyone take the survey without IE? by ms1234 · · Score: 1

      Well, I clicked and I clicked and none of them were selected. I submitted the survey anyway, and ended up with a blank page so I don't even know what will happen.

      I used Firebird on Jaguar (my stupid KVM broke, so no Linux box for a few days). But, I don't think Firebird acts radically different on OS X than on Linux.


      That's ok, I use Firebird on Windows and still got the white page.

  63. Windows is not better technically by zzabur · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In 1999 or so, when I started using Linux for most time, Windows WAS a lot better for most purposes -- if you forget stability. For example, there was no decent web browser for Linux, only Netscape 4 which crashed all the time. Basically, it was really hard to get even basic desktop functionality.

    Today, Mozilla Firebird is much better than IE, and in general, Linux has a good or at least useable solution for any need I have. In addition, it's getting better every month. Bad fonts were fixed with BitstreamVera and OpenOffice 1.1 is finally "good enough". Programming tools, etc, were much better for Linux back in 1995. On the other hand, MS products have mainly become slower, more bloated and even clumsier to use.

    I would choose Linux over Windows based on merit and usability alone even in the case both were equally free.

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    1. Re:Windows is not better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't those applications that run on the OS and not the OS itself?

    2. Re:Windows is not better technically by zzabur · · Score: 1

      Main flaws with Linux were:
      1) Support for newer hardware, like graphics cards and large IDE hard disks.
      2) Difficult installation process.
      3) Lack of decent desktop applications.
      4) Lack of games.

      While only 1-2 are real OS issues, 3-4 limit make a desktop user diffucult to use Linux full-time and hence I think they are important issues to consider when thinking if one should use/not use some operating system.

      For 1-2, Linux today in fact much better than Windows, e.g. most hardware drivers are included and you don't have to separately download/install them (NVidia is an exception).

      3) is mainly solved or being solved in near future. The only remaining issue is 4). (Well, there is WineX...)

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    3. Re:Windows is not better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > and large IDE hard disks.

      what rock did you crawl out from under? I've been using disks bigger than what the BIOS supported for at least 6 years. And what is the option under the-pile-poo-OS? Some half assed partition "magick"? Yeow. And what happens when a bug turns up in that crap? Bye-bye data, gee, ya' shoulda' made a backup.

    4. Re:Windows is not better technically by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1

      > ... Sooo true but at that time I was using OS/2.

    5. Re:Windows is not better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Aren't those applications that run on the OS and not the OS itself?
      As Microsoft has shown us, those are two indestiguishable, and cannot be separated. :-)
    6. Re:Windows is not better technically by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      most hardware drivers are included and you don't have to separately download/install them (NVidia is an exception)

      NVidia's drivers are also the exception in that they're of equal or better quality than the Windows equivalent.

      Maybe it's changed recently, but the last time I checked, if you wanted good 3D graphics performance under Linux (ie comparable to that available under Windows), you needed an NVidia card and NVidia's drivers. No open source drivers even came close.

    7. Re:Windows is not better technically by zzabur · · Score: 1

      what rock did you crawl out from under? I've been using disks bigger than what the BIOS supported for at least 6 years.

      Newest IBM (at least) harddisks of the time didn't work properly under Debian or RedHat 5.* and 6.0. If I remember correctly, the issue was with LILO. Of course it was possible to make them work, but quite difficult. This was still an issue around 2000. Not any more.

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    8. Re:Windows is not better technically by zzabur · · Score: 1
      NVidia's drivers are also the exception in that they're of equal or better quality than the Windows equivalent.

      Maybe it's changed recently, but the last time I checked, if you wanted good 3D graphics performance under Linux (ie comparable to that available under Windows), you needed an NVidia card and NVidia's drivers. No open source drivers even came close.

      Everything you say is true, but NVidia drivers are also difficult to install. Automatic installer failed for me (in Mandrake 9.1) and left the system in a state, where X crashed in the boot phase. I had to manually kill X/kdm (kdm tried to start X over and over) and edit X configuration files with a text editor. Not too hard for an experienced Linux user, but something a newbie probably couldn't manage.

      In Windows one has to install any driver separately and that easily takes several hours (counting reboots). In Linux, most of the stuff works out of a box, and becouse open source drivers are less buggy, stability is also much better with "white box" type hardware. Most pieces of hardware actually don't require the best possible drivers, but the ones which just work.

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    9. Re:Windows is not better technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus christ, Debian, RH5/6 are ancient. Slap a Serial ATA 360GB hard drive on a modern distro and it'll run just fine out of the box.

  64. By a "closed" survey by Idou · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am sorry, but I believe this to be the point which they continue to miss . . . and apparently you do too. Without a process being "Open" there is no accountability and no assurance that the process meets the claimed criteria.

    What value is there for me to fill out this closed survey? So that MS can later make false claims about Linux users that I can never check because the survey was closed?

    It is not a matter of MS being able to scrutinize the community through surveys. It is a matter of the community being able to scrutinize the claims MS makes that affect us. The goal is to attain the truth, which is impossible in a closed process.

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  65. pro microsoft by sacrilicious · · Score: 0, Troll
    we all complain about MS's problems, now we've actually got a outlet to complain to. If you don't speak up now, you really have no room to speak later!

    Right... the universally accepted principle that if a corporation you hate holds out the olive branch of a survey, you have to take the survey or give up your position against the company. Mm hmm. Good.

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  66. Answers? Maybe I'm missing something by Kohath · · Score: 1
    For those of you who answered:

    Better gaming experience and
    Better install and uninstall of additional software

    Can you elaborate on these? I agree with the rest, but I'd be interested in hearing about how to improve my gaming experience and the installation of software.

  67. please microsoft... by nuckin+futs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just want to read and write word, excel, powerpoint and access files without having to buy MS Office because it is so expensive.

    1. Re:please microsoft... by Inda · · Score: 1

      I just want to take corners at 100mph in my car without buying a Ferrari because it is so expensive.

      Life is so unfair. I hate you. *stamps on ground*

      Seriously, suck it up. We can't have everything we want in this world. In fact, you should start your statements: "I would like". It's realistic and well mannered. You'll find it less stressful too when you actually don't get everything 'you want'.

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    2. Re:please microsoft... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      www.codeweavers.com

      Crossover office. Free MSFT Office running under WINE.

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  68. No, *DO* the survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Just don't answer correctly. Answer absurdly.

    If they actually plan on using the answers to the survey when making subsequent decisions, let's lead them to make wrong decisions.

    1. Re:No, *DO* the survey by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Wow. That was fun. And it only took me about two minutes to complete the survey!

      It's amazing how quickly you can get through it if you don't read the questions. :)

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  69. may not be far wrong by JetScootr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, that may not be far wrong. Think of it: Whoever answers this survey as if it were realistic may also be gullible enough to fall for an RIAA-like lawsuit from SCO.
    All MS has to do is enter into some kind, any kind of "business partnership" with SCO, then they're free to share any data confidentially without the slightest fear of any taint or PR disaster.
    OH WAIT - they're already business partners with SCO to the tune of $6 million for "Linux licenses".
    PS: What kind of ActiveX crap does the survey download? What settings on Windows does it change? I'm afraid to even follow the link. What MS does to Windows machines, IMHO, is just as evil as anything done by virii / blackhats.

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  70. slashdotted? by Majin+Viper · · Score: 1

    when i go on the home user one it just either loads or says "updating page" with 404 in the URL. same with business now just wanted to see wtf they are gonna be asking :-)

  71. Since they monitor slashdot by floop · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Required improvements before I even consider MS a viable competitor on the server:
    • Actually useful shell and supporting commands standard with OS
    • Some MS flunkies will try to argue this but that's only because they've never used a real shell. By double tab I have over 3K programs I could run from the prompt.
    • Scriptable secure remote administration
    • MS telnet doesn't cut it, not scriptable. Rsh service doesn't work and is insecure. WTS isn't scriptable. I have yet to meet an MCSE that knew any VB let alone knew what WMI was for.
    • Ability to actually configure/manage system and services from scripting and command line
    • I hear that you can actuall change all config params in IIS6 through the metabase. I'll believe it when I see it. Ever tried to make changes to the metabase on 100 servers? Ever tried to make changes to httpd.conf on 100 servers?
    • Easily scriptable system installation
    • One word; kickstart.

    All of my gripes are related to server use. You want too talk about desktop use, send the survey to OSX users.

    1. Re:Since they monitor slashdot by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      > # Easily scriptable system installation
      >
      > One word; kickstart.

      I believe Win2k/XP both have answer files you can copy into the cd and use to automatically answer everything for you. I've never tried it myself, just wondering if you have looked into it because you mention the reality of MS and then the counter/comparison on all others, but not this one.

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    2. Re:Since they monitor slashdot by floop · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to maintain install systems like this for multiple hardware models with differing chipsets, adapters and nics? The amount of labor overhead is quickly turned into a purchase of Enterprise Ghost (which has its own drawbacks). The MS stock automated install systems still leaves you with multiple reboots and numerous points that require some user interaction that spans about 2 hours. And that's before you start the mssql install.

      RedHat kickstart installs are a much more elegant and flexable automated install solution. Every system you install is left with a basic "answer" file in /root/anaconda-ks.cfg that you could use to easily reproduce the same installation with. You can customize this to create a COMPLETELY patched and configured system for any server task all installed over the network (with your choice of file transfer protocols) in under 15 minutes. The same ks.cfg will work on any hardware supported by the distro. You can use the standard disks and pass a URL to the location of the ks.cfg or do an entirely network based install with PXE if the hardware supports it. If the install has issues you can use the alternate consoles (alt+f2, etc.) to see where it failed and what error messages were generated and even use kickstart debug options, custom scripting (a la print statement) and even look into the source of the installer software, anaconda, which is written in python. The python installation program will even give a traceback to the specific function that threw the exception.

      In fact lets go a step further. You can easily bypass the entire install crap with linux and roll your own network booting distro that allows you to add new hardware to your environment, power it on and have it automatically be put into service with a running os and application(s) via network booting and some ingenuity. Appliance app servers. No more of this stupid general purpose OS all day install/configure/update crap.

      Lets face it, Win2k server sucks in the flexability department, and not just in installations. If what you have is just a few servers doing run-of-the-mill stuff or you have all the money in the world then I guess it really doesn't matter.

      Try kickstart out and you'll see why windows unattended installs suck ass.

    3. Re:Since they monitor slashdot by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      I have tried kickstart. I had not tried the Windows unattended install.

      I am a *NIX Admin, not just Linux in fact. I was just asking because I never tried it on Windos, but heard that there was a similar capability.

      Thanks for the extra info, I see your point, and you are right I can't recall a single place where they didn't have Ghost or some third party app over RIS or their unattended install.

      I was just asking because you were fair at pointing out the drawbacks of doing things the Microsoft way all the way until unattended install, at which point you just said one word.

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  72. Leading questions by Brummund · · Score: 2, Funny

    From the Linux at work-survey: "How complete of a replacement for Windows do you feel Linux is?"

    *sigh*

  73. Not flamebait at all, unless you're astroturfing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do we really want to help Microsoft?

    Of course not.

    So follow that logic to a logical conclusion:

    Feed M$ bad data so they make bad decisions.

  74. They don't want to be they want to look by mocm · · Score: 1

    The whole problem with MS is that they don't really want to be better for the customer, they just want to look better to the customer.
    Everything they do is concentrated on marketability. With this in mind actual quality becomes much less important than perceived quality. And compared to non-software and OSS companies their product cannot be taken apart and inspected (and for that matter put back together).
    So when they ask Linux users what they could improve they will hopefully realize that they can't satisfy them without changing their entire business model.

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  75. Microsoft list reasons for Linux by bigHairyDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is golden. Right off the survey, written by microsoft employee(s), suggested reasons you might not like M$!

    1. It's cheaper
    2. There is more free add-on software.
    3. Ability to run on old hardware
    4. More secure than Windows
    5. I want to get more Linux experience to help my career.
    6. No need to constantly keep installing updates and fixes
    7. Better performance
    8. Better support for networking standards
    9. Easier to use
    10. Easier to install
    11. Better install and uninstall of additional software and drivers.
    12. No enforced license registration.
    13. Better scripting
    14. Better command line
    15. Better wireless networking support
    16. Easier networking setup
    17. Better TCP/IP version 6 support
    18. Better device and peripheral support than Windows.
    19. Better centralized administration than Windows
    20. Better directory service than Windows
    21. Access to source code
    22. Easier to customize exactly how I want it.
    23. Fewer reboots required with system changes or failures
    24. More intuitive, simpler to understand.
    25. Linux community support.
    26. Easier to find qualified help.
    27. Doesn't require as much detailed expertise.
    28. Can hire skilled Linux experts more inexpensively.
    29. Better reliability.
    30. The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money
    31. I don't trust Microsoft.
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    1. Re:Microsoft list reasons for Linux by Petronius · · Score: 1

      32. all of the above

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    2. Re:Microsoft list reasons for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the hell is TCP/IP Version 6 anyway?

      i assume they mean IPV6

      this whole thing smacks of a hoax.....

  76. Why help microsoft at all? by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

    As we all know Microsoft has absolutely no interest in improving their products, lowering costs, or using open standards to prevent vendor lock-in and forced upgrades.

    So this leads me to believe the only valid reason for a survey is for a disinformation/FUD to gather counterpoints that PHBs and CIOs that will bring up about linux to the negotiating table:
    PHB: I heard that linux is free?
    Microsoft: But TCO is higher! (a lie)
    PHB: I have heard that openoffice can do everything that MS office can, why should I pay?
    MS: Oh, but it wont be [insert buzzword] compliant!
    PHB: Why should I pay $X for a web server when I can use Apache/PHP which are free?
    MS: Well IIS integrates better with XML and Office! (FUD/BS)

    I suggest either refusing to take the survey, or better yet giving the totally opposite answer of the real reason you use linux. Because any answer you give, provides a MS marketing/sales person ammo for disinformation.

    1. Re:Why help microsoft at all? by mabu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The purpose of the survey is to identify the IP addresses of people, cross-referenced with their feelings about Windows and Linux. As an added bonus, they get a nice identity database of Slashdot users due to this article. They'll log the referer and the IP address along with the survey answers and then they've got a nifty database that includes the physical location and personal information of people online and their level of hostility towards Microsoft. Now the next time you run Windows update, your IP is also logged there, with more direct information on your personal identity. They cross reference this with the survey info and they know: a) who you are, b) where you are, c) if you're a slashdot user and d) how you feel about them and all the other details of the survey. It's a huge privacy issue if you don't have an anonymous IP from which to complete the survey from.

  77. Fill it out randomly (seriously) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You have three choices: a) abstain, b) fill out the survey in good faith, c) answer disingenuously and randomly.

    If this survey were actually going to be used to improve Microsoft's _products_, then giving them helpful advice might be fine. But Linux is just one small factor in their long-term product strategy, and your answers aren't going to turn that very large ship around. What this _will_ be used for is marketing. You might well see Linux-user-targeted marketing materials come out of this that mention the top three reasons people have given for being dissatisfied with MSFT products, even if the product itself hasn't been changed at all.

    If you don't want their marketing efforts to combat Linux more effectively, then add some noise to their data. Make random choices from the multiple-choice sections, and write something inoffensive but inaccurate in the essay portions.

  78. I don't think you'd want to take *that* survey by caferace · · Score: 1
    From the looks of things, the link to the survey is likely keyed to a single user. So, I'll bet the folks at SurveyMonkey probably already have over 100 copies, all different but all appearing to come from the same user.

    Their conclusion? These Linux zealots are sure are schizophrenic.

  79. Trouble with Firebird by jonfelder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Did anyone have a problem filling out the survey with Firebird? Whenever I submitted it, it said that I hadn't answered all the questions. Then it highlighted almost all the questions, all of which were answered.

    1. Re:Trouble with Firebird by mabu · · Score: 4, Funny

      The survey crashed my latest version of Internet Explorer.

    2. Re:Trouble with Firebird by TapTapTheChisler · · Score: 1

      Chances are you shook your Etch-a-sketch.

    3. Re:Trouble with Firebird by mabu · · Score: 1

      You're supposed to shake it? Maybe that was the problem. No wonder I never see any diagnal lines.

  80. The site is slow... by weave · · Score: 1
    Number 1 reason for using linux.

    So a site can survive the slashdot effect. (It only took about 2 minutes to bring up the first page)

    Netcraft says survey monkey is Windows 2000 server running IIS 5.0

    p.s. Maybe someone should poll surveymoney to find out why they haven't bothered upgrading to 2003 server yet...

  81. Wow, what jerks by Dolohov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, I don't mean Microsoft, I mean all the posts I've read here so far.

    We have nothing to fear from the world's largest software maker paying attention to the needs and wants of the Linux community. Really. Honestly. We've loathed them for years because their software sucks -- why not help them do it better? If your answer is that they *can't* do it better, then fine. But that's not my answer. I can think of a number of things that I'd like them to do. I'll still use Linux, but I'm hopeful that those times I'm obligated to use Windows won't be as painful.

    Or are you too afraid that Microsoft can beat Linux after all?

    1. Re:Wow, what jerks by jejones · · Score: 1

      Or are you too afraid that Microsoft can beat Linux after all?

      If you mean "beat" in the sense of "prevail in fair competition," no. If you omit the "in fair competition" part, which seems reasonable in view of the worthless wristslap that resulted even when the DOJ finally found Microsoft guilty, yes.

    2. Re:Wow, what jerks by CBravo · · Score: 1

      Technically or marketingwise?

      -Technically: no
      -Marketingwise: their efforts may stall Linux conversion.

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    3. Re:Wow, what jerks by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      But the quality of their software is entirely in the realm of fair competition, which is what we've been saying all along -- that the marketing doesn't matter, only the software. If that's the case, then computer users can only benefit from real, honest improvements to Windows. It cannot detract from our accomplishments, only keep us on our toes.

    4. Re:Wow, what jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've loathed them for years because their software sucks -- why not help them do it better?

      Apparently, you're not to familiar with Microsoft and they're tactics...

      Let me paraphrase this statement for you, <i>Why not help the Devil win more souls?</i>

    5. Re:Wow, what jerks by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      I'm more familiar with Microsoft's behavior than you are with English, judging from your post. I'm fully aware that they have used their money and marketing power to make computers less useful as tools than they could be.

      However, I lose NOTHING when good software is written by anyone, nothing whatsoever. I may not necessarily gain, but I cannot lose. On the other hand, I lose time and energy arguing with idiotic ACs, with no possible benefit, so I'm going to stop now.

    6. Re:Wow, what jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post assumes that the reason for the survey is that MS is actually interested in "doing it better." But in view of MS's actions and statements, not to mention Balmer's rabid comments (Linux = communism), the SCO lawsuit, etc., etc., etc., it should be crystal-clear that MS's intention is NOT self-improvement, but the destruction of Linux altogether. MS recognizes, correctly IMHO, that Linux is its biggest threat -- the one force in the software (more specifically OS) realm that has a very real chance of loosening the grip of the great monopolist on the throats of computer users worldwide. Indeed, in small but significant ways this stranglehold is already being forcible released. This is evidently a matter of intense concern in Redmond, and the survey is just one tool that MS is deploying it its death struggle against Linux, and more generally, Open Source.

      It is not in the least a matter of being "afraid that Microsoft can beat Linux" (as if this were a sport). It is a matter of Darwinian survival in the global software, and more specifically operating system, marketplace.

      -- A.C.

    7. Re:Wow, what jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, I don't mean Microsoft, I mean all the posts I've read here so far.

      Wow, are you really that stupid? This wasn't a survey from Microsoft, it was a hoax. Microsoft would never make a survey like this. Not to mention, why are you supporting an evil monopolistic company whose only concern is stealing money in order to uphold their bottom line? You trust a company which could care less about stealing every last penny you have.

    8. Re:Wow, what jerks by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      No, I don't mean Microsoft, I mean all the posts I've read here so far.

      We have nothing to fear from the world's largest software maker paying attention to the needs and wants of the Linux community. Really. Honestly. We've loathed them for years because their software sucks -- why not help them do it better? If your answer is that they *can't* do it better, then fine. But that's not my answer. I can think of a number of things that I'd like them to do. I'll still use Linux, but I'm hopeful that those times I'm obligated to use Windows won't be as painful.

      Or are you too afraid that Microsoft can beat Linux after all?

      The only Jerk I see here is you TROLL, and the idiots who moded you up, have you ever considered that M$, has nothing to offer to some of us. There is nothing M$ can do to win my busness I don't want anything from them, except for them to get LOST. GET IT STUPID.

      I don't fear them paying attention to my needs, I am indifferent, I don't want them to make better software, their just irrelevant looser, I will never use a propriety OS again, not thiers not Apples not anyones. And I never use anything but Linux, and if I ever do it'll *BSD or some other FOSS OS.
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      Francis Smit
    9. Re:Wow, what jerks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "TROLL"? *gasp* As opposed to the respondent, a teenage jack-off who has a five-year-old's grasp of English grammar, spelling, and punctuation, whose posts NEVER get modded up, and who doesn't have a single original or useful thought in his tiny little pea brain? Go home, little boy. You make the Internet suck.

    10. Re:Wow, what jerks by speaker4thedead · · Score: 1

      Many of the people on slashdot consider themselves to be activists of some degree or another. I'm right along with the majority of them who loathe microsoft, its business practices, its software and its API's.

      Still, I can't quite summon myself to the kind of venom that I've seen on /. today. See, I don't think I would have the right to continue complaining if I did not give honest and constructive criticism when asked for it. Yes, this information will probably be used to ill conceived ends, but I have to say that I tried.

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    11. Re:Wow, what jerks by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      Flamebait huh it's good to see how unbiased some moderators are, M$ sycophant.

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      Francis Smit
  82. Plan B: embrace... by oddtodd · · Score: 1

    extend, extinguish.
    i think they are worried that linux could hit critical mass, cuz once it do, they're toast (0ff t3h 5p0k3).

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  83. However by msgmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no option for "I prefer Linux over Windows", or "Linux suites my needs nicely and it's free". I don't know if its done on purpose or it's just arrogance but the question seems to assume that Linux is not very good and there must be some other reason for you using it home.

  84. Why I use Linux (and Mac OS X) by mac+os+ken · · Score: 1

    Dear Microsoft:

    I use Linux because I don't like the color blue (wink wink). I like wearing red hats.

    I use Mac OS X 10.3 because I can write full interoperability accross most programs with AppleScript in a matter of minutes.
    I use it because the developer tools are free with open source.
    Virus... worm... malicious pop ups... on my Mac? I have a hard time beleiving it even if I see it.
    I use it because I don't give a damn about DRM. There is ALWAYS a way around the gate. In my estimate this whole DRM lockdown planned with Longhorn is going to hurt you when people can't use their computer for what they want.

    Linux and Mac OS X will always be something Windows can never be... and that is a good thing.
    Switched to Linux/Mac OS X in May. - Ken

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  85. Yes... by shog9 · · Score: 1

    ...because, any software written to work with Windows that isn't written by Microsoft is a competitor... *sigh*

    1. Re:Yes... by YouAreCorrect · · Score: 1

      In the long run, I believe Yes, it is. Developers should remember that when creating applications for Windows and Mac. In the end, you're contributing to the well being of your one-day competitor. These companies need to grow to continue, and that means expanding into different areas... and eventually your area. Of course the same could be said of Solaris, AIX, SGI, etc, but MS and Apple seem to be wanting to dominate everything on their respective platforms.

  86. Re:Splash!--seasonal humor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q: What do MS, an Ostrich, and The IRS have in common?
    A: The can all shove their bills up their arses.
    (props to Billy Connolly)

  87. Re:Answers? Maybe I'm missing something by platipusrc · · Score: 1

    The BSD ports systems and Gentoo's portage are very simple ways to install and uninstall software while keeping it up to date.

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  88. OK, but who is willing to make windoze better? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

    I mean, it's a propietary product from a company that in a daily basis attacks our comunity.
    Should we help Micro$oft?; and, in fact, it's impossible to make windoze better, because what really makes it a bad product, is the ethical issue of using propietary software, all the other wars about GNU/Linux Being "Technically superior", are just miscellaneous. We shoudln't use windoze because it's wrong to restrict people's Freedom and Minds to achieve a comercial goal. The other "My OS is better than yours" thing is just a childish flame (Doesn't matter if Unix is actually superior or not, or if it turns out that Dr. DOS is the best OS out there, it's not about that). If we are going to have a technicall discusion on OSs , let's have it forgetting what licenses they are released under, and if we are going to discuss how software should be released and distributed, forgot first about the technicall stuff.

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  89. Realistic Security Risks of Windows by randall_burns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It might be helpful if Microsoft would act like a real business instead of a government subsidized utility and do some real risk analysis of the security risks associated with Windows. Is there any reason to assume that ever major gang tjat conducts financial fraud hasn't infiltrated Micro$oft at this point? What audits of the security of Windows have been conducted that would mitigate this?

    1. Re:Realistic Security Risks of Windows by securitas · · Score: 1
      It might be helpful if Microsoft would ... do some real risk analysis of the security risks associated with Windows.

      How do you know that they haven't already done a thorough risk analysis?

      Any business (not just Microsoft) tends to hold that type of information very closely. Beyond general, boilerplate statements about business risks that public companies must include in their regulatory filings, any business doesn't want to broadcast to the world what its main weakness is.

  90. Open letter to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Dear Convicted Monopolists,

    Back in the 80's you made the decision that you would gain more marketshare by turning the PC hardware market into a commodity market. That is fine. That is a business decision. The open source community is now turning your cash cow market niches into commodities. Furthermore, we are setting the price per unit at as close to zero as we can manage. I don't want to hear a peep out of you about it being unfair. And if you make any claims about your products or open source that aren't true or that are in any way misleading, expect us to challenge them, loudly and in open forums that are not sympathetic to you.

    If you want to sell to us, you will have to recognize one thing: the customer is always right. That applies to every customer, all the time. If you disagree, it isn't our fault. You have repeatedly told the open source community that we are wrong. We told you we don't need you. Retract every lie you have ever told to us or about us. Repudiate them publicly. Then, refund all of the money we've had to pay for hardware that came with Microsoft products we never wanted. After you are done with that, we might be willing to fill out a survey explaining why we don't ever want to use your products and why we look forward to your eventual bankruptcy.

    Sincerely,

    One happy Linux user.

  91. Don't tell them f--k all. by psyshadowone · · Score: 1

    Microsoft can't figure sh-t out for themselves so they have to send out surveys to linux users so they can leech ideas to make themselves better...

  92. If I cared to answer them... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Interesting

    #1 Stability - Windows 2000 fixes this, relatively speaking. Still, it wasn't even targeted to me, the home user. Figures.

    #2 Webserver - I've been known to run a website off my cable modem, and while Windows could handle this, the 10 concurrent connections thing is ridiculous. They can't figure out how to license it to make money, without making is useless to me, that's their problem. And don't even get me started on IIS/PWS exploits.

    #3 Command line - It's taken a few years for me to become competent with it... but I never want to go back to the control panel bullshit. I don't why they're so scared of it, short of being ashamed of dos.

    #4 Developer tools - Let's face it, I'll never be a kernel hacker. The little coding I do, does suck, and that will never change. But I can, with so many languages, I couldn't even list them all. And for free. Compare this to $600 for a non-crippled Visual Studio. C'mon... something is wrong here. No provision is made for the hobbyist developer. Trying to wring money out of someone that is constantly broke like I am, or maybe even a teenager, just so they can write little doodad programs, it stinks. Hell, maybe even a crippled VS would do, if it were free. Even command line tools. The only guy I know who can honestly be called a guru, says that he might never have tried linux, if there had been some sort of hobbyist Visual C in win3.11/95...

    #5 You never innovate. Ever. Just steal ideas... I can think of 20 things off the top of my head that windows could improve, if it cared to. For brevity's sake, here's one example: Why can I only copy/paste one thing at a time? I'd much rather have a queue-based copy, so that it doesn't overwrite the last clipboard object. To select which to paste, hold the control, and keep tapping V until my correct paste appears. This is so simple, so obvious, that a loser like me sees it. Why can't the geniuses at M$? And don't even start with the little graphical widget in Office, not only is it Office specific, but it's the wrong idea. Duh.

  93. Hey, that gives me an idea for a movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An unpopular guy pays a popular girl to pretend to be his girlfriend so everyone will think he's cooler than he is.

    So, Bill throws a party and pays Linus to show up everyone thinks Windows is cooler because Linus goes to Bill's parties.

    1. Re:Hey, that gives me an idea for a movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The day that "cool" follows Linus is the day before we all live on Jupiter. You really do think linux is hip, don't you?

  94. How to make Windows Better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... how about fully documenting all protocols and formats used (under a nice license) so that people can make products interoperable?

  95. My response... by SealBeater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    15. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows.

    Nothing. You don't understand, your whole design philosiphy is flawed. You are presenting to the user little boxes that say "this far and no further" Such boxes do not exist with Linux. For instance, I can network every computer in my home, multiple firewire, multiple ethernet, SCSI if I want to, bond them all into one virtual interface, install openmosix, have a cluster, have it serve a webpage or my mp3s and I can do it from the internet cafe. From the command line. For free.
    I don't have to worry about viruses. I don't have to worry about a document I write containing identifying information about me. I don't have to worry about what's the next thing that is going to attack my box, due to your screw ups. I don't have to worry about my computer doing things that you want it to do rather that what I want it to do. Free upgrades, for life. Don't like something? Change it. Would you like to have no bloat? Rip out X Would you like your apps to be optimized to your CPU? OK, change your $CFLAGS. Got old hardware? No problem, what do you want to do? Mail? Web? Game server? GUI overhead? What's that? You don't understand. Windows is a fisher price toy.

    16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.

    Gnome, stop trying to be another microsoft. Don't walk down the same road. Some of us don't want binary format registry file configuration files that can't be edited by hand.

    GTK, some of us like to run ./configure --disable-nls and not have the script ignore us. We don't want all the translations and some of us do notice and don't like it when we tell software to do something basic like this and it ignores us.

    Glibc, modualize the security options. Let the user choose the level of encryption. There is a project that replaced the stock md5 with blowfish. This is a good idea.

    SealBeater

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    1. Re:My response... by caseih · · Score: 4, Informative
      Gnome, stop trying to be another microsoft. Don't walk down the same road. Some of us don't want binary format registry file configuration files that can't be edited by hand.
      I'm surprised how often this comes up. gconf is not binary only; it has a hiearchy and looks like the window registry, but it's stored in xml and you can edit it with vi! Each node in gconf is stored in it's own file (think equivalent to the dot file). Lets drop this little complaint here and how. It's simply not true. The registry in theory isn't a bad idea, either. It was just so poorly done in Windows that MS is dropping it completely in Longhorn. I think it will be replaced with a more distributed, meta-registry approach, which is actually what gconf already does. Hopefully that will mean each registry entry will be contained within the app folder itself in Longhorn (a la OS X).
    2. Re:My response... by SealBeater · · Score: 1

      You're right, gconf does use an xml based text format, I stand corrected.

      SealBeater

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    3. Re:My response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can also have multiple backends, like databases, etc.

    4. Re:My response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For instance, I can network every computer in my home, multiple firewire, multiple ethernet, SCSI if I want to, bond them all into one virtual interface, install openmosix, have a cluster, have it serve a webpage or my mp3s and I can do it from the internet cafe. From the command line. For free.

      Don't make me list the shit you can't do in linux. Just because X has Y functionallity that Z doesn't, it doesn't mean that the authors of Z are oppresively trying to keep you in a little box and don't want you to be able to do it. Stop making such a fucking drama out of it. Microsoft are in business selling consumer products to consumers. That means that every now and again they have to sort of perhaps give the customers what they want. Such boxes CLEARLY exist with Linux, only you'd obviously rather ignore them.

      I don't have to worry about viruses. [...] I don't have to worry about what's the next thing that is going to attack my box, due to your screw ups.

      ...and you have only Microsoft and only Microsoft to thank for that. Think of it this way: if Windows wasn't the most popular OS on the planet and linux was, you could be sure as shit they'd be uncovering new kernel exploits and buffer overflows weekly, and the same idiots who don't patch their windows boxes would still be spewing masses of crap all over the internet, and they'd be just as oblivious. Whether or not the patches exist pales into comparison to the work the average joe would have to do to patch his kernel.

      I don't have to worry about a document I write containing identifying information about me.

      Yeah, and if I don't, I don't use a product that includes that information in the file. Jesus. You're perfectly willing to bond your entire home network to a single virtual interface and set up a cluster of web servers but you're more than happy to shine bright beacons of idiocy from your arse regarding windows alternatives to office when it doesn't suit you.

      I don't have to worry about my computer doing things that you want it to do rather that what I want it to do.

      Oh look, its our old friend, baseless senseless paranoia founded on ignorance. If you're that scared of Microsoft seeing your pictures of your pet dog or your shopping list or any of the other worthless shit on your machine, install a firewall or some network monitoring tools. For someone who can set up a cluster of servers from an internet cafe it shouldn't be too hard. What's that? You shouldn't have to? Well guess what, as regards Microsoft snooping around your computer, you probably don't, but something tells me you're not going to take mine or anyone else's word for it, so i'll just drop in an astounding display of ignorance myself. Perhaps something toward Linus being able to do the same thing to your computer and there's nothing you can do to stop him.

      Don't like something? Change it.

      Mhm. now that you come to mention it, I have grown quite tired of this here blue background that 2000 ships with. I think i'll change it. Oh, and that 'ding' sound, too. That's starting to piss me off. I'll just hop into control panel . . sounds. . . there it is. Oh, and the NT kernel. I'll just download a C compiler, an assembler, perhaps a few other bits and bobs, re-write it from scratch, and shove it back in. . . . There! i've changed it.

      Would you like to have no bloat? Rip out X

      So by your own admission, X is bloat. Fair enough, this we know. But realistically, without X you're not really comparing apples to apples, are you? Windows (hence the name) being a GUI operating system and all.

      Got old hardware? No problem, what do you want to do? Mail? Web? Game server? GUI overhead?

      I take it by this you're implying that Windows doesn't run on old hardware? This is, of course, a fallacy, but by now i'm hardly suprised. For someone who knows why and how to change his '$CFLAGS', i'm frankly baffled how you could read over your post and not see even a

  96. Who Sent Out This Survey??? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0

    The OSDN story describes a short e-mail exchange that seems to be managed by someone who says he is working with Microsoft, but gee, he seems to be sending from a disposable Hotmail account, jsut like I use when I want to Spam, err, annoy people.

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Who Sent Out This Survey??? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oh, and why would Microsoft use surveymonkey.com to run a survey? I've been accosted by Microsoft many times to answer surveys, and they have ALL been HOSTED at a Microsoft site. This whole thing just smells bad.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    2. Re:Who Sent Out This Survey??? by WyldDot · · Score: 1

      it's not an official / sanctioned survey ? seems like this is some middle manager just got an idea, and went with it ...

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      Question Authority before it questions YOU ...
  97. Actually, the only way... by mindriot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to answer this survey would be, "we use Linux because it is Free as in Speech." Any other answer is just a cheap way of giving MS helpful tips on how to make more money. Too bad the survey does not really allow this kind of answer. But, I think, if everybody participating said that (GNU/)Linux is the single choice because it is Free, we could leave a good impression... at least I suppose RMS would agree.

    So, if it is possible in any way, fill out the survey saying, "none of the given reasons are why I /really/ use GNU/Linux (although, of course, I get all these reasons as a side effect). I use it because it is Free." I wonder what MS would do if everybody answered the survey like that?

    1. Re:Actually, the only way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I wonder what MS would do if everybody answered the survey like that?

      They would shake their heads, chuckle, and say "So I guess they really are just a bunch of tinfoil-clad malcontents. To hell with them." Then, they'd get back to work and, within the hour, make more money than you ever will.

    2. Re:Actually, the only way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...to answer this survey would be, "we use Linux because it is Free as in Speech."

      The only way for YOU to answer this survey, and many others as well. (especially here...)

      Any other answer is just a cheap way of giving MS helpful tips on how to make more money.

      Yes, and? Do you expect Microsoft to ask you what they should do to make less money? Allow me to introduce you to this concept called "capitalism."

      Too bad the survey does not really allow this kind of answer.

      Not surprising, anyone who would answer that way has nothing valuable to say to Microsoft. They don't care about you.

    3. Re:Actually, the only way... by zorcon · · Score: 1

      Ever consider that, to your average consumer, Linux isn't free? I've never walked in to a Frys/CompUSA/Best Buy/Wherever and seen the shelf of "free" Redhat/Suse/Mandrake/Whatever distros. And in fact...they cost damned near as much as Windows if I go to the store.

      Of course, certainly I could download them for free...but uh, I'd need a computer first right? I wonder what OS I'll PAY for to download my free one?

    4. Re:Actually, the only way... by ndogg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "we use Linux because it is Free as in Speech."

      You could say this in an indirect manner. You could mention, in the section that asks for ways to make Windows better, that Windows would be better if it were "Free as in Speech."

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      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    5. Re:Actually, the only way... by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think they're just looking for ways to woo those who use Linux for pragmatic, rather than ideological reasons. Winning back the trust of those who truly believe in "free as in speech" would require the sort of mindset change that I don't believe Microsoft is capable of at the moment.

      Sure, IBM got back into most of our good graces after decades of misbehavior, but only after spending a good deal of time in the corner, thinking about what it had done.

      --

      You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    6. Re:Actually, the only way... by Malcontent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ask a friend. Go to the local linux users group and ask a stranger.

      One of the reasons Linux is so much fun to use is the community. Your local linux user group will not only provide you a CD they will install and configure it for you too.

      Not only will you get a "free" operating system you'll make some friends too.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    7. Re:Actually, the only way... by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      But I don't use Linux 'because it is Free as in Speech'. I use Linux because it's the right tool for the job. I don't care about the petty politics or socialist ideals that seem to spring whole from the mouth of Stallman. I just want to get the job done with a solution that works.

      I answered the survey for this exact reason. If Microsoft wants to know what it is about Windows that makes me not use it, I'll tell them. In fact, I filled out both the home and server surveys separately - the home version indicating (for example) that I don't choose Linux because of the price, and the server version indicating that I do, in order to give them even better information than their survey will allow. I find that Windows XP is already better than Linux in a lot of ways - but not in the ways that matter for development. If Microsoft were to fix those issues, then I would be glad to use it, and drop some cash on XP2 Pro or whatever.

      I don't like Microsoft's policies, and I don't like all of their software, but I will use it if it's the best tool for the job. I'm not blind to the fact that, at this point, open-source is not the be-all and end-all of software, and if Microsoft can make their products better, then so be it. If Linux wants to win in the desktop, server, or anywhere but the hobbyist's basement, it had better win on quality, not ideology. Most people understand this, but not all, yet.

      --Dan

    8. Re:Actually, the only way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another way to answer the survey is to lie. :-)

      Give misleading, but believable answers in the hope that it will redirect Microsoft's time, money and energy in the false belief that they are doing something useful.

      Tell Microsoft that you want a choice of twenty window managers. Someone out there *will* like twenty window managers, but that's the point, it is believable, yet misleading. Make the results worse than useless.

    9. Re:Actually, the only way... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I answered the survey for similar reasons. I don't care if M$ makes more money. I definitely don't care about linux politics (which are often more of a turn-off than M$'s greed). I *do* care about SOMEONE providing the right tool, at a reasonable price, under acceptable licensing conditions (which mainly means: it's MY damned computer, NOT YOURS). I don't give a flip who that someone IS. If my comments help anyone toward a more usable product, hey, go for it.

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    10. Re:Actually, the only way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAVO! Great.

      Even if I share some of the ideals of the Open Source community, I keep in mind that what I really want is my computer working properly.

      Once it is done, the rest is secondary, isn't it?

      Sergio

    11. Re:Actually, the only way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've been using linux for a couple years now and i have no idea who or where my local linux user group is. i suppose i might be able to find out online, but that just brings us back to the original post.

      computer newbies are all too often embarrassed to ask for help, don't know how to find help or don't want to have to ask for help.

  98. Don't complete the survey by mabu · · Score: 1

    I would never complete this survey. Aside from the information collected within the survey itself, your IP will be logged and who knows what they'll do with the info. If you think completing a survey is going to give Microsoft some epiphany that they've been going in the wrong direction, I'd beg to differ. However, it might give them a huge database of IPs and personal information that they can use in the future to fine-tune the demographic and location of those they consider unsupportive of their efforts.

    1. Re:Don't complete the survey by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Ok, now you're just being paranoid or trollish. I log visiting IP addresses on my box, it's just par for the course. BFD.

      --
      This sig no verb.
    2. Re:Don't complete the survey by mabu · · Score: 1

      Everyone logs IP addresses, but not everyone collects detailed information on their visitors and is working with a monopolistic corporation that has demonstrated a casual disregard for security and privacy. You make the call - I'm not being paranoid. It just seems to make common sense that this survey has more insideous purposes than benevolent. But that's just my opinion. I don't think if Microsoft gets an abundance of glowing reviews of Unix, it's going to suddenly open-source all their software, so why bother and risk the privacy/security aspects?

  99. They already know. by khasim · · Score: 1

    They've run study after study on why people use Linux.

    I'm sure they can read the trade rags where people are quoted as saying that they prefer Linux because Linux is more secure and more stable.

    In fact, I'm positive they read them because every so often you'll hear about another Microsoft push to increase stability or security.

    When you already have the answers, but you're still asking the questions, there is something else going on.

  100. don't post your replies HERE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey-- We ALL know why we don't use M$ products, so you're preaching to the choir if you're airing all your complaints here.

    It would make more sense to discuss the survey itself rather than posting your bitch list here for MS employees to troll anyways. If you don't want to answer, don't. If you do, then post your issues on their survey site. We still have to deal with their software so you might as well see if they can reduce the suck coeffecient just a bit.

    In the mean time, discuss their motives, their stategy, their callous disregard for quality and lust for money. I like reading all the juicy hatred flowing from the pits of your souls. Give into your hate, young Skywalker. ...

  101. The Questions: by tres3 · · Score: 1
    Business
    1. What best describes your Linux knowledge level?
    2. What best describes your involvment with Linux?
    3. What region are you from?
    4. How many systems does your organization have?
    5. What is the typical hardware used in your Linux systems?
    6. What is the primary Linux distribution you use?
    7. How complete of a replacement for Windows do you feel Linux is?
    This question refers you to the top of the page (an error maybe in Mozilla ID:2002122222) It also contains the words "DO_NOT_COPY_THIS_LINK" 8. What organizations would you recommend use Linux?
    9. Rank the importance of support resources you use for Linux.
    10. Rank the importance of server operating attributes to your organization. (1 indicates a preference for low product cost and more administive and end-user time. 5 indicates a high up-front product cost but less user effort)
    11. Rank the importance of easy initial configuration and setup of a server operating system against easier administration. (1 is easy initial setup and lousy administration and 5 is difficult initial setup and great administration)
    12. Rank the reasons you like Linux as a server compared to Windows Server 2003.
    There are about twenty sub questions here.
    Look at this comment 13. What do you use Linux servers for in your organization?
    14. If you are running a Linux cluster, how many nodes are there?
    15. What does your organization use Linux clients for?
    16. Do you run Windows emulators or virtual machines?
    17. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows Server.
    18. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.
    19. Please list your e-mail address if you don't mind answering follow-up questions. Your e-mail address will only be used for follow-up on this survey.
    Many of the questions that are actually buttons are broken (at least on my browser) so I couldn't get past this page.

    Home
    Refused to load. Probably due to the Slashdot effect.

    Well there they are.

  102. Survey taylored with Slashdotters in mind :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last four options in the "rank the reasons you like Linux for the home" section:
    The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.
    I don't trust Microsoft.
    I don't want to use proprietary software.
    I don't want to use commercial software.

    I was almost taking the survey seriously until I saw those options.

  103. Re:Answers? Maybe I'm missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he included those to prove that he was a crack baby. And Linux sucks.

  104. the best reply to this has been: by jdclucidly · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The best reply to this has been one that Jonathan Hutchins posted to our KCLUG mailing list:

    You know, I was going to answer this. I even started to list the main reasons
    why I'm currently converting all of my Windows systems to Linux.

    Then I returned to my senses. Microsoft has made it abundantly clear that it
    views competitors as enemies. Competition is to be smotherd, obliterated,
    discredited, or if all else fails, assimilated.

    So why does Microsoft want to know what makes Linux great? So it can refute
    it, tailoring it's FUD campaigns more carefully? So it can find other
    tactics like it's support of SCO's lawsuits to impede Linux's strengths? So
    it can engineer it's own software to lock Linux systems out, prevent them
    from succeeding in mixed environments?

    We'd all like to believe that it's so it can target those strengths as ways to
    enhance it's own software, but years track record show that even when
    Microsoft does this, it also does the "take away their air" tactics and is
    ultimately more interested in it's own "triumph" than in the advancement of
    technology.

    No, Mr. Surkan, I don't believe you're the kindly uncle who just wants to
    understand us better. Even if your personal motives are pure, even if the
    infomation you collect is used for good, it will also be picked over by the
    best experts in the world for any scrap that can be used against Linux - and
    ultimately against us.



    KC Linux Users Group -- to unsubscribe send mail to majordomo@kclug.org
    Enter without the quotes in body of message "unsubscribe kclug"
    1. Re:the best reply to this has been: by swillden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even if your personal motives are pure, even if the infomation you collect is used for good, it will also be picked over by the best experts in the world for any scrap that can be used against Linux - and ultimately against us.

      Yawn.

      So what? Who cares? That kind of crap only matters when you're engaged in a typical marketing battle of half truths and outright lies, and F/OSS is essentially immune to that sort of thing.

      Oh, sure, people can be misled for a while, but the truth will come out in the end, and the liar will just look stupid and/or evil. In the commercial world, this sort of thing is often effective because by the time the truth comes out the competition is over, the target has been put out of business and the question is moot.

      But with Linux, there is no target to kill. You can't put Linux out of business, because Linux isn't in business. There are businesses built around Linux, and businesses using Linux, but Linux, itself, is a community, a movement composed of enthusiasts who are not going to be affected by any marketing campaign, no matter how precisely directed.

      And since Linux cannot be destroyed, the most that even the most clever campaign can do is to sow some temporary uncertainty and slow adoption. But, in the end, the truth will become obvious to everyone.

      No, the only way that MS can compete effectively with Linux is to produce a better product. And if they do, that's great! Everyone wins if Windows gets better.

      So, I answered their surveys. I hope they take the responses to heart and work on improving their OS. The key way I told them Windows can be improved is by making it more transparent. One of the advantages of Unix systems is that they use tons of little scripts to glue all of the various bits together, which makes it possible to hook into the OS in various useful ways -- even without modifying the kernel -- and makes it much easier to diagnose and debug problems. For me, Windows, would be a much better OS if it were to do the same.

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  105. Good Grief! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0

    Yes, I know it's a troll post, but it's hard to resist sometimes: GO TO ANY FUCKING BOOK STORE! There are thousends of Linux references.

    --
    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Good Grief! by Morth · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a troll. I was talking about the documentation that comes with the linux distros I've tried and I assume the rest are the same. The OP tells MS to document their protocols/standards, but linux is no better. As you say, most documentation are in books written by others. Great that someone took their time going through the source, but why wasn't it documented in the first place?

    2. Re:Good Grief! by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 0

      When I bought RH8 it came with about the same documentation as dod Windows2000 Pro.

      --
      "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    3. Re:Good Grief! by Hanji · · Score: 1

      Linux may not be much better, but at least the source *is* there, so someone with a lot of time/interest/dedication can read through it and document stuff. Under Windows, if something isn't documented, there isn't even that possiblity.

      --
      A Minesweeper clone that doesn't suck
    4. Re:Good Grief! by kaschei · · Score: 1

      That only really matters if the community (or someone in it) bothers to document it. It's just as aggravating to be without usable documentation no matter what OS you're using. The fact that there is a time-intensive fix doesn't help much when you just want some new drivers to work consistently.

      --
      I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well. -Henry David Thoreau
    5. Re:Good Grief! by Hanji · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying it's a good system. I'm just saying that it's better than Windows, because, while source diving may not be a desireable alternative, it is at least usually a lot better than trying to reverse engineer a protocol somehow, which is pretty much your only option on an undocumented closed-source system.

      --
      A Minesweeper clone that doesn't suck
  106. this makes MS looks stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First they were insulting Linux and saying it has problems bigger than windows, and in the last week they seem to have shown interest in learning from windows. this is like an admission that their software is worse than linux. just my $.02

  107. Not to be pro-microsoft, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If we were all really non-hypocritical, and truly interested in security, and usability, and not just microsoft bashing, this is a great opportunity to help them out and point out their flaws.... NAH!!

    But seriously, we all complain about MS's problems, now we've actually got a outlet to complain to. If you don't speak up now, you really have no room to speak later!

  108. Re:Answers? Maybe I'm missing something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as gaming goes, I bought a PlayStation 'cuz its easier to pass around a pair of controllers than a keyboard when friends come over...

    As far as installers/package managers go, any of the latest distros should be adaquate. I know first hand that SuSE 8.x is at least as difficult as Win2K, and that SuSE 9.0 can be done blindfolded.

  109. That's easy by SteelX · · Score: 1

    Q: How can we make Windows better?
    A: Replace with Linux.

  110. My answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dear Mr MS Marketing,

    I use linux because

    1. I expect to own software I pay for
    2. I expect software I pay for to work as advertised
    3. I expect not to be foreced into downloading other components I don't want of said software to keep my machine secure. (IE media player has to be downloaded to make explorer secure)
    4. I expect to not be forced to give up all and any reasonable legal rights when I open the package.
    5. I do not want to deal with software that guarantees via the liscence agreeement that the publisher can remotely look at my computer at will.

    As soon as the law makers get their opposable digit out of their anal orpheus, and restore a modicum of protection to consumers I don't have any faith that any of the points that I have outlined above will be addressed. Lets face it, you pay for the software, break open the box, and you have no legal expectation that the software will work, in any way shape or form.

  111. Typical bitchcing by RiotXIX · · Score: 1

    I was expecting some degree of enthusiasm towards a survey like this... but instead there just seems to be a lot of bitching and whining which, forgive me, I should have seen coming. Some of you slashdotters spend half the time pointing out the flaws (as you should), but when they try to correct them or take some community input, you accuse them of 'looking stupid' and 'being pathetic'. What, would you rather have them not change their ways just to look consistent?

    Some of my responses (which I'm not even sure got through, because the site got /.ed after lengthily filling out that survey, so I'm going to post them here).

    My problems with MS:
    It is relatively unreliable. MS software crashes on me (still). Linux does occasionally (seriously, though Kkword crashed on me the other day, that's pretty damn bad!), but not a third as much. I'm glad they put in that error reporting feature, it's a step in the right direction.
    Sometimes this isn't MS's fault: people providing other faulty software may be to blame. I just think the base platform isn't as good (and I know others can prove this more technically).
    2. MAKING IE unremovable, and explorer a critical kernel process?!!! WTF IS THAT??
    3.I don't trust it. Sorry, but I will have no part in a corporation of the USA (read: corporation - a business with the goal of market and financial gain ALONE) which supplies software for governments: you must agree that software like this must be open to the people (I mean come on, say MS were a government company, do you doubt that the US governement would not put back-doors when deploying software to 'terrorist prone' countries? All the phone conversations in the US are by law tapped, and you know the presidency is corrupt - it's just a fact)).
    3. The Command line sucks. I'm a computer programmer, you think I like bright colours and and big icons??! Your operating system isn't targetted towards me, just like older versions of linux had no appeal to the average home user. HOWEVER, my X/KDE desktop is now, in 2003, WAY more customisable than windows, just as easy (kcontrol is all GUI), and a lot prettier. Just go to KDE look.org for proof. My comment was that Linux gives me the choice of geek command line, and a desktop that is truly a piece of art. Windows does not encourage command lines and scripting. It probably never will. You just lost the core geek/programmer vote. And in the same vein, I'm sorry, but make some of your standards more universal. Porting is great: it shouldn't be the MS OS and then the rest, one should see the choice of operating systems, and regard one as their OS of choice, not the one they are forced into (because if they don't, they will be excluded from using MS only protocols). Linux shouldn't be regarded as an enemy, but a competitor. However, it probably will, because you are a corporation (see definition above).
    DRM. Sorry, again, governemnt induced stupid bills which look like they will pass (thanks to the hoards of money from other monopolistic corporations, RIAA, MPAA), will without doubt implement standards that which MS will BY LAW incorporate. This makes me sound like a law breaker: but, and get this damn clear politicians, if you take away my rights of legitimate use, in some blanket law which eliminates a lot of pirates, but also those who were never breaking the law in the first place, then I will go out of my way to circumvent it. I pay $18-26 for a CD (yes $26 in England), then I will copy it to my mindisc player for (obviously) my own personal use.

    My problems with linux:
    I use linux (Slack) 23/7: here's why it's not 100%. I buy commerical products, and I wan't to use them with my computer. Hardware isn't like code: it takes money to distribute. So I will wind up buying my Netmd from a money hungry corporation (Sony): and no, I still can't use it on Linux (after about a year and a half). I need to reboot to burn my damn MP3's every time I wan't to go out. Linux needs better support from corporations selling hardware (fine,

    --
    "You know you don't act like a scientist, you're more like a game show host." Dana Barret
  112. This could improve Linux by increasing competition by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    This is a step in the right direction for computer users, I think. If Microsoft gets well thought out feedback from linux users they could then improve their product if they wished to. If they open up their source or at least document their software so that developers can make better programs for it, it would raise the standards. Face it, most people would rather use Windows over KDE or GNOME. Most people do not want to have to play around with their camera or scanner or printer to have to get it to work. Most people want to go to a store and buy software and have it work out of the box. Most people don't want 15 choices, they want something that works. The masses aren't going to switch to linux because it's free or open, they don't give a shit. If microsoft fixes some of the things that drives people to linux and then the people go back to windows, then the linux distros will have to work harder to get them back. All this is going to do is increase competition and make the end result, windows and/or linux better.

  113. Blah blah by NanoGator · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Bash bash, Microsoft sucks, Linux = automatically better yadda yadda yadda. What I'd really like to see the Linux community issue one of these surveys, and then address the issues that the users bring up.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
    1. Re:Blah blah by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "What I'd really like to see the Linux community issue one of these surveys, and then address the issues that the users bring up."

      Why is this flamebait? He's got a point. Microsoft is asking people how they can improve, why not the Linux Community?

  114. More Evil/Less Evil/Just Evil Enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Question 1: Do you think Microsoft should be:
    A. More evil
    B. Less evil
    C. Microsoft is just the right amount of evil right now.

    Question 2: Concerning how much the next version of Windows should steal from Macintosh OS 10.3, Windows should:
    A. Steal more from Apple
    B. Steal a lot more from Apple
    C. Still every single element of OS 10.3
    D. The current crappy, half-assed ripoff of OS X is currently sufficient for all my computing needs.

    Question 3: Next year, how many Windows-specific viruses would you like to receive in e-mail:
    A. The same amount as now
    B. More
    C. A whole lot more
    D. I have a Windows box still sending out copies of SoBig at this very moment.

    Question 4: How large would you like the next Windows security hole to be?
    A. Large enough to accommodate a small dog.
    B. Large enough to drive an SUV through.
    C. Large enough to drive a Mack truck through.
    D. You know that huge crawler thing NASA uses to take the space shuttle out to the pad? Yeah, that big.

    Question 5: C'mon, be serious. How much for your soul?
    A. Already sold mine.
    B. An Xbox with the complete library of available games.
    C. 10000 shares of Microsoft stock.
    D. Natalie Portman
    E. CowboyNeal

  115. Mascots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I like Linux better than Microsoft beccause Linux has a Penguin for a mascot and MS has a butterfly. Penguins are cool. Butterflies are for fairies.

    1. Re:Mascots by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      The MSFT butterfly requires 4 colors to draw, the penguin only 3.

      Linux is efficiency at work.

      The Hacker emblem needs two colors, therefore hacking is the wave of the future.

      --

      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
  116. Great work, Microsoft by W2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The survey sites themselves are slashdotted but from people's comments here and on NF, I can tell Microsoft have tailored these surveys very specifically to make it easy for them to simply filter out all the zealots. For example, anyone who suggests Linux provides a superior gaming experience, better hardware support, or other things which are known Linux weak points is an obvious zealot and can be safely ignored.

    There was apparently a section at the end of one survey asking users why they didn't want to use Microsoft - and the options included "don't want to use commercial software", "I feel satisfaction in not giving Microsoft any money", something like that. Another obvious zealot filter. And from the comments, people seem to be falling for it big time. Seriously, zealots do nothing but hurt the free software movement in taking every chance to ridicule Microsoft, no matter what they do. Eventually, someone will go too far, Microsoft will slam him/her with a lawsuit and it will be another HUGE PR fiasco for free software - even if the person was just a random zealot and not in any way involved with any free software projects.

    What zealots don't realize is that by posting bogus and/or hateful answers to the survey, they will in fact be helping Microsoft - moreso than if they were to answer it seriously and professionally. When trying to persuade a company to use MS products rather than free-software ones, MS will be able to simply show them some survey results and say "look, these are the people you will be trusting your business with". And noone will be there to contradict them, obviously.

    But if that's the way you want it, fine. Not my problem. I've always chosen software depending on what gets the work done, I don't care much about whose license says what or whose software is free as in speech or in beer. Being zealoty about software is useless. But being zealoty and accomplishing the exact opposite of what you're trying to do is ridicilious, and I laugh at those people.

    --
    Quality, performance, value; you get only two, and you don't always get to pick.
    1. Re:Great work, Microsoft by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Do you really think any IT decision maker is going to take survey results provided by Microsoft seriously as having any weight in the arguments for spending millions of dollars? That's silly. I've found more Microsoft zealots than anything else in my 20+ years working with IT folk. But strangely, most of the Microsoft people had done nothing else. My Unix/Unixlike zealotry is based on doing WIndows admin for over 7 years, plus working with various Unix, VMS, VM/SP, Novell, NOS to name a few. I have reasons for my beliefs, which have to do with ease of admin, scalability of admin effort, ease of programming, having features built in rather than needing to buy extra addons, etc. Strangely enough, I do admit Windows is a superior solution for several applications - for pure file & print sharing, for example, I believe it outshines Unix/Linux/BSD. And I even admit Microsoft products are the best solutions for certain applications: e.g. Excel is the best spreadsheet, in my opinion. I don't quite get the logic of your saying anyone claiming Linux has superior hardware support should be dismissed out of hand; depending on their hardware, a user might get better or worse or no support for hardware with either OS. For an extreme example, I have a couple of Sun boxes and an SGI as home systems...now you tell me, Linux (or BSD) or Windows will provide me with superior hardware support for those?

    2. Re:Great work, Microsoft by W2k · · Score: 1

      You call yourself a zealot, and then you admit that Windows can be a superior solution in some cases. Based on these two statements, I can tell you're obviously not a zealot. A real *nix zealot would never admit to being one (same as spammers always define spamming as what they don't do) and he would never under any circumstances claim that Windows is good for anything.

      As for your example, anyone using Sun/SGI boxes at home is clearly not a potential customer of Microsoft's anyway, so even if they truthfully consider Linux to have better hardware support (for the specific hardware which they use, anyway), their answers are as uninteresting as a zealot's to Microsoft and can thus be safely disregarded. The same goes for users of any other hardware which can not run a Microsoft OS.

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    3. Re:Great work, Microsoft by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      heh, but I often use phrases at work such as "pry your head out of Bill Gate's ass, the air is cleaner & smells better and the view is much better" or "let's get a real OS on that machine, instead of Microsoft's glorified program loader" , so maybe I am a zealot.

      Anyway, even for the business survey, a business might claim hardware support is better in Linux world depending on what they have & experiences. For example, I've found cases where Linux can drive multiple socket connections faster than Windows with certain network cards

    4. Re:Great work, Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But being zealoty
      There's a word for that: zealous.
      and accomplishing the exact opposite of what you're trying to do is ridicilious, and I laugh at those people.
      That has to be the worst misspelling of "ridiculous" I've ever seen. :)
    5. Re:Great work, Microsoft by W2k · · Score: 1

      The fact that the only things you found to criticise in my (rather long) posting were two counts of minor misspellings, brings my ego to new heights.
      But then again, you're posting as AC, so why should I care.

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    6. Re:Great work, Microsoft by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      Microsoft will slam him/her with a lawsuit and it will be another HUGE PR fiasco for free software

      There are two solutions to this, you can try either or both. PR is meaningless to some.

      Stop reading the news and letting the media do your thinking for you.
      If you read the news, read it carefully and don't believe everything they tell you without checking the facts.

      I go for number one, and I form my opinions based on what /. tells me to do while I'm sleeping.

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  117. BSD dead?????.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not as long as I'm stil here...

  118. Business model by fiskbil · · Score: 1

    1. Use GNU/Linux
    2. Make deal with devil/SCO
    3. Insert intellectual property of SCO
    4. Buy SCO stock
    5. Profit!

    Please kick me for making jokes about SCO, couldn't help it.

  119. One word: POSIX by The+Lord+of+Chaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And have it standard equipment, not some overpriced add-on package.

    Let us write software that is cross-platform.

  120. you're right! by squarefish · · Score: 1

    on the business survey this is question #17 and is phrased 'List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows Server."

    I answered with this link

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    1. Re:you're right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow. how mature of you. cheers to you.

  121. Re:Answers? Maybe I'm missing something by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Should have checked out epsxe, runs on linux with opengl hardware acceleration. So you get higher resolutions, more colors, and fancy filtering. It also runs your cdr "backups" without the need for a mod chip.

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  122. Lots of LUGs are getting these, including ours! by hacker · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We didn't pass on the copy of this sent to our LUG mailing list (nor did several other LUGs that I've heard of getting this same email). Luckily we run a moderated mailing list, and the person couldn't be bothered to subscribe, or download the list archives, or actually research the material that he wants answers on.

    The best reply I've seen so far, from any LUG member is the following:

    "I turned him down. There are a number of reasons why, but they mostly boil down to this: There is no incentive for us to give Microsoft our time and advice. They could never reciprocate. They're not interested in making the computing world better, they're only interested in making their next quarter revenues. That's fine, I'm not anti-business. But business is business and Freedom is Freedom; they want free beer and I want free speech. I have definite goals in using Linux and helping someone who's bosses (for example) fund SCO contradicts that."
  123. Sell your Apple stock now! by edremy · · Score: 1

    It's going to come down like a ton of bricks when the news that OSX has only 25 users leaks out.

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    1. Re:Sell your Apple stock now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      OSX isn't BSD.

    2. Re:Sell your Apple stock now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullfuckingshit. OSX == NeXTStep++(not exact, but close enough) == 4.2BSD + FreeBSD 5 enhancements. Ask Apple yourself. The Darwin kernel contains everything from NeXTStep plus the new FreeBSD 5 additions.

  124. It should go both ways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have access to win 98 xp and redhat 8. My preference leans towards redhat.

    Why would I want to help microsoft develope their products. Microsoft has never offered the Open Source community anything. Microsoft has manipulated the truth and out right lied about Linux and open source. Microsoft threatens it's business customers to keep open sourced products out.

    Now microsoft wants linux users to do some R&D for it.

    My 2 cents, drop xp home down to 50 bucks and professional down to 90. Better yet drop the home platform entirely.

  125. Holy crap, amen. by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 1

    I am absolutely amazed that the local Cabal let you say that with modding you down to:
    -10 (publish phone number and stalk)

    You are absolutely correct. Since NT 4.0, Windows has been very good on a technical level.

    1. Re:Holy crap, amen. by Dwonis · · Score: 1
      You are absolutely correct. Since NT 4.0, Windows has been very good on a technical level.

      No, since NT 4.0, Windows actually qualified as a real operating system. It was not "very good".

      In principle, NT 4.0 was pretty good, but tended to not actually work correctly...

      Of course, that's always been a problem for Microsoft, it seems.

  126. Lost cause by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Cant get to the site, looks like its suffering /.

    At the moment im between both. Some of the hardware support on Linux just gives me a headache but thats nothing to do with either community, it just seems that most hardware manufacturers concentrate on windows. Sure you can shop around and find some excellently supported hardware for Linux but me and lots of others just dont have the money.

    Windows comes with jack shit. Until you get to NT their notepad doesnt even do search and replace and Ctrl+S doesnt save. Most linux distros come with so much that you almost never need the sort of apps that have become the essential after-install things in windows. If windows came with text and hex tools of the like of TextPad and Kate that would be cool. Almost every major Linux distro comes out of the box with feature packed compression, graphics and office tools, Windows comes with wordpad and paint, and sometimes zip support.

    Microsoft cant compete with free and open and bullying hardware companies into exclusiveness is not fair play, neither is locking people in with proprietry formats and DMCA threats, and pursuading intel/amd to make windows-only TCPA chips. Infact, given fair play only and short of re-designing their entire OS and philosophy, they could never win back true geeks from *nix or anyone whos seen the free/OSS light. Its like converting the pope.

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  127. I use Linux because you've never listened to me. by edunbar93 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe, if they've been paying attention to the infinite number of rants out there on the web, they'd already know the reasons why, instead of groping around in the dark. Slashdot is but one source of information about Why We Don't Like Windows. This looks like more of a PR move than anything, something they can point at and say "Look! We're trying to listen to the consumers here!" It's like the government holding a referendum once the populace have been openly revolting.

    At any rate, if they truly want to know why I don't like Windows and why I as a sysadmin would refuse to run it on any of our servers, here it is (again):

    • Our customers hate downtime. The time it takes to reboot a server counts as downtime. Therefore, I shouldn't have to reboot the server just to change a few settings, I should at most only have to restart the service, and I should expect that that will only take about 3 seconds at most.
    • When my boss pays $4000+ for a piece of software, he actually expects it to work as promised, he expects to be able to rework it to fit his peculiar needs, and do it without waiving all legal rights by opening a box that could very well be filled with air.
    • I would like it very much if you would stop introducing spectacularly huge, spectacularly obvious, and spectacularly stupid security holes into software that comes with Windows (or in Windows). There's only, oh, a billion people using Outlook Express, and yes, if by default you automatically run any and all attachments that come in e-mail from un-trusted parties, you're going to have a few viruses.
    • The corallary of this of course is "don't create a scripting language for e-mail please." It's not the hacker's fault for taking advantage of the security holes any half-baked 12 year old with two brain cells to rub together can see. Would you trust an engineering company that built bridges which could be toppled by any miscreant with a rowboat and a can of spray paint?
    • Real sysadmins use a command line. As a result of this, they can work real magic instead of just keeping things going. You have been actively taking steps backwards with your command line.
    • I want to be able to run programs automatically in the middle of the night and make them do whatever I want them to. With Windows I can't even use the CD player to act as an alarm clock. This is a result of having a crappy command line and windows programs that don't use command line switches.
    • What do you think historians will think of .doc format? I like open formats thank you very much.

    I'm not going to submit it to their damn survey. I'd rather do it this way. It's called an open letter. But then I guess they just don't like *anything* that's open.
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  128. Be Careful While Answering! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I urge everyone to be very careful in answering the "what could be done to make Linux better" questions.

    Microsoft could turn around and try to get patents on the obvious implementations of any ideas that you submit.

    DO NOT GIVE SUGGESTIONS IN A PRIVATE SURVEY!

  129. Two birds... by stubear · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...with one stone. If people answewred this this survey with the answers they gave here then Microsoft got you guys hook, line, and sinker. Now they can demonstrate to the business community that you guys are irrational morons with the intellect of a three year old. Congratulations.

    If on the other hand you truly answered as responsible adults, which many of you don't seem to be, then they got some excellent advice on ways they can make Windows better and stem the adoption of Linux at home and businesses.

    This has to be one of Microsoft's more ingenious marketing efforts to date.

    1. Re:Two birds... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      then they got some excellent advice on ways they can make Windows better and stem the adoption of Linux at home and businesses.

      So our purpose is...
      - To kill Microsoft at all cost, no matter what direction they go and what cost it takes?
      or
      - To make this world a bit better place and help the evil see their evil ways and walk into straight road.

      I honestly wouldn't mind to see Windows as an equal, honest and responsible competitor to Linux. Without purposedly broken components, without commercial junk and evil behaviour, treating all other OSes with due respect and letting people do their work easier, faster and cheaper, no matter what platform and OS they chose to do parts of theit job.

      Microsoft, which isn't evil... Isn't that quite a pretty dream?

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  130. Why? by Idou · · Score: 1

    Why does the survey have to be "closed" when it is on an "Open" community? Closing the survey does nothing but decrease accountability and credibility and increase the probability of error and misrepresentation of the data.

    How about we have an "Open" survey with the exact same questions, and MS can get its data from the same place that everyone else can.

    If I am going to contribute to something, I need to know my contributions are not going to be used against me, at the very least, and I probably will also need some kind of incentive other than "we'll be able to better misrepresent your community to the rest of the world."

    Perhaps another company would not require so much scrutiny, but MS has very little goodwill left when it comes to "integrity."

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  131. Did all of the survey work with your browser? by baomike · · Score: 1

    For me using mozilla none of the buttons would work.
    You would think if you wanted answers you would
    cater to the widest possible audience.
    Evidently most people did not have this problem.

  132. Why no Mac survey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they were serious about learning, then why haven't there been any Mac surveys?

  133. How about by idiot900 · · Score: 1

    ...answering the survey and pretending Windows is the greatest thing ever, and they don't have to change a thing to fend off Linux, thereby helping ensure its domination?

  134. You haven't installed Windows lately have you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just installed RH9. Way more questions than XP.

    1. Re:You haven't installed Windows lately have you by alext · · Score: 1

      Try SUSE 9 (OK, it DID ask me for my keyboard layout).

  135. my comment by cnycompguy · · Score: 1

    under the comment of what i'd like to see as an improvement to linux, i replied as follows For Linus to get caught FSCKing Gates' wife :) wonder if i'll hear back on that improvement...

  136. What a joke by tacocat · · Score: 1

    I looked at the survey

    What kind of a survey has a question like, "To send a message to the greedy corporations"?

    This is a sick joke that is nothing but a mis-conception and falsehood.

    This is probably the ultimate FUD I've ever seen.

  137. It's a trap by ultrabot · · Score: 1

    I was almost taking the survey seriously until I saw those options.

    They are in there so MSFT can, when publishing the results, claim that Linux users avoid Windows for "irrational" reasons.

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    1. Re:It's a trap by Spruce+Moose · · Score: 1

      Get an axe!

  138. Actually... by zandermander · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't usually respond to *any* surveys simply b/c my time is more valuable than offering it for free to some company.

    With that said, this is yet more evidence - along with the price drops in Thailand, Ballmer's world travels and all their other efforts to quell the tide - that Linux is slowly restoring competition to the marketplace.

    Linux may one day supplant MS, it may not. It might garner a significant market share and co-exist with MS. As long as there is competition in the market, MS can't abuse their power and THAT is what is important to me.

  139. Here is what i filled in .... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

    Windoze is Propietary Software. It can't be improved
    What you don't understand, is the fact that real GNU users use Free Software not because of the technicall improvement, but because of the Ethical Improve. If you want to has a Tech discuse with Free Software comunity, say so, but even if you can turn windoze into a Real OS, into the Best OS in history, i would continue using Free Software.
    But, of course, you don't understand what i am talking about.
    May be if you take a look at this [http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic] you will know what i am talking about. There is the answer to "make windoze better"

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    1. Re:Here is what i filled in .... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      This is why we get the reputation of being religious zealots instead of practical software developers/users. We are seen as having the mindset that ours is the One True Way. This is not a good thing, and it frankly is one of the major reasons I don't try to associate myself with the open source movement when applying for jobs and why I don't recomend it to individual clients I work for, unless I think they are already considering it, or I think they only know about it from the TV adds. Even our fearless leader (or his second in command according to the RMSites) has a balanced view on the issues; In the words of Linus torvalds I actually like some of Microsoft applications. I used to use PowerPoint to make my slides when I was talking about Linux for example. I don't think Microsoft is evil in itself; I just think that they make really crappy operating systems. I realize this quotation isn't as fun as the smoking crack soundbite, but I think it is more relavant to Open Source prostylazation debates.

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    2. Re:Here is what i filled in .... by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      First of all, i am not talking about the Open Source Movement, they are just a bunch of people who cares about tech stuff, by aplying the Free Software development model to comercial or pseudo-comercial (like linux) software. What i am talking about is about Freedom. It's something completely different. You obviosly didn't read my fucking post. May be you shoudl check out this [http://en2.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic] and this [http://www.gnu.org/].

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    3. Re:Here is what i filled in .... by Little+Brother · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read your post. Yeah I read the wiki on Ethics. Now what? Care to make your point yourself so I don't just have to guess what you're talking about? Or do you have a firmly establishable point?

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  140. Linux users wont fill it out, so why bother? by Mondain98 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    We all know that 99% of the people on /. would rather rant about MS from afar than actually fill in the survey and attempt to change anything.

    I see lots of people posting their comments here; why not just fill out the survey? Are you afraid that MS might take your ideas and *gasp* build their OS better and more secure, adding competition to the market which benefits everyone?

    I'd like to see all you armchair referees tell MS what you really think. MS is literally "asking for it", so tell them their OS sucks and why Linux is better. Isn't this what you always wanted to do?

    1. Re:Linux users wont fill it out, so why bother? by krray · · Score: 1

      I tried to fill out the survey -- even though I am *STILL* ticked about having to pay for Windows licensing when I bought some PC's ... how many years ago now? Funny, but they still run Linux to this day.

      I tried to use my @FuckMicrosoft.com email address -- yet the Javascript was complaining about not completely filling out the survey (using Safari :).

      It was completely filled out. Microsoft has slowly become, well, a useless company...

    2. Re:Linux users wont fill it out, so why bother? by Grail · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't respond to the questionnaire on the simple grounds that filling it out would give Microsoft grounds to advertise their next revision of OS as, "better than Linux, according to Linux users"

      No matter how you answer their questions, you're still answering their questions.

      Pardon me for being cynical and expecting Microsoft to spin the results to their favour.

  141. why you should disregard the survey. by twitter · · Score: 2, Informative
    The most important reason to ignore the survey is that Microsoft never delivers on their promisses. They are just looking for marketing buzwords to tempt would be free software users to stay in software slavery.

    The next reason has to do with "Michael Surkan". Do a google search on the name and you will find it synonymous with FUD, insult and cluelessnes. The most damning quotes atributed to him are:

    Additionally, he denied official backing from Microsoft in his letter to the gslug list maintainers, "P.S. This report is a skunkworks project of mine, and really doesn't have anything to do with my "day job". As if any Microsoft employee were free say what they think. Such typical Microsoft.

    I have yet to look for Frank, but I imagine another blast of BS awaits anyone who does. Oh, hell, I'll look.

    Don't waste much time on the survey. The answer is sure to be, "Remember to eat our dog food".

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  142. the cycle of profit. by 3seas · · Score: 1

    Ask the users what they want.
    Sorta give it to them (sell it to them) in part while then asking them to help debug it. Again selling them imcomplete upgrades and entrapping them in your proprietary property for which you got the ideas from them..
    Repeat.

    Now try telling MS to knock it the hell off.

    Any questions as to why MS can not compete with FreeSoftware?

  143. Paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Microsoft is full of smart people and can determine the technical weaknesses of Linux without Linux Zealot Fred Jones's help. Or, MS can go right to the source in the public developer mailing lists.

    What you guys seem to be suggesting is some sort of GNU/Stalinist censorship: No one may say anything bad about Linux because it could be used against us.

    Sorry, it's Open software and an Open community. Circling the wagons is impossible.

    1. Re:Paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's absolutely right. We intend to ship anyone who says anything negative about Linux to the Gulag.

      Geez dude, get a grip and a sense of proportion. The AC said he was concerned that his words might get used out of context. I suggested that it's fairly easy to come up with complaints about Linux that cannot be abused. Not a difficult concept, you'd have thought.

      That said, you kind of made the original AC's point: an ordinary comment can easily be taken out of context and made to look like something far more extreme. You've decided to do the oh-so-original open-source=communism jibe. What will Microsoft make of reasonable, ordinarily worded, depictions of Linux's faults?

  144. That turned up LUG Mailing list by Pop69 · · Score: 1

    That one turned up on the AberLUG mailing list the other day. It one came from Michael Surkan though.

  145. Free as in Freedom. by twitter · · Score: 1
    To paraphrase the AniMatrix:

    Surrender your code and a new world awaits you. We demand it. -tick tick - Nuclear fireball envelopes Redmond.

    Really. Every day Microsoft's codebase falls further behind the geometrically expanding and evolving free code base. There's already little reason to use their stuff. If they wait much longer, that same stuff will be hopelessly obsolete and impossible to salvage anything useful from.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:Free as in Freedom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well... that's a nice bedtime story...

      When the free code base conquers the desktop market, let's talk. Until then, it's still Windows-based software and niche players.

    2. Re:Free as in Freedom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeezus fucking christ you ridiculous worthless asshole, "nuclear fireball"?? are you on crack? I mean, were you born addicted to crack?

  146. All Seeing Eye survey by soloport · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Couldn't resist the opportunity:

    How to improve Windows:
    Improve the company that makes Windows: Were we to develop a multimedia product for Linux, we could be far more certain that our Linux vendor would not eventually take over the whole market pie (like a Commie Dictator) by obscuring the API to Linux and using other draconian tactics.

    You have embittered the very people who once rallied to your banner and helped you build a once great product. We don't fear Open Source for any reason; We fear Microsoft.

    How to improve Linux:
    Take over 99.9% of the consumer, embedded, laptop, desktop and server markets -- faster than it has been. Put the Destroyer of free and open computing markets out of business. BTW, this survey feels like being watched by an All Seeing Eye...

    [end]
    (Just felt good to get 5+ years of bitterness off my chest.)

    1. Re:All Seeing Eye survey by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Linux is as much about being Communist, as is the phrase, "of the people, by the people, and for the people".

      Heh. I wonder why the linux crowd hasn't used "of the people, by the people, and for the people" in its PR yet? Or have they, and I just haven't noticed it?

      Of course, I did notice this sig ...

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  147. Microsoft...yeah, right.. the ./ crowd is so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gullible.
    whois 64.73.28.20

    OrgName: Berbee Information Networks Corporation
    OrgID: BINC
    Address: 455 Science Drive
    City: Madison
    StateProv: WI
    PostalCode: 53711
    Country: US

    NetRange: 64.73.0.0 - 64.73.191.255
    CIDR: 64.73.0.0/17, 64.73.128.0/18
    NetName: BINC-BLK-1
    NetHandle: NET-64-73-0-0-1
    Parent: NET-64-0-0-0-0
    NetType: Direct Allocation
    NameServer: NS1.BINC.NET
    NameServer: NS2.BINC.NET
    Comment: ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE
    RegDate: 2000-03-31
    Updated: 2002-06-19

    TechHandle: JS180-ARIN
    TechName: Stahr, James
    TechPhone: +1-608-288-3000
    TechEmail: stahr@binc.net

  148. SCO would LOVE this data by mr_burns · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is this how SCO is going to find out who to sue?

    Nobody's going to tell SCO directly that they are strapped for cash (can't afford licenses or lawyers) so they have a couple thousand linux boxen instead. So MS puts out this 'improve windows' survey to do that job. Then they 'publish' the results to 'select partners' , SCO being one of them.

    Then SCO knows who will be a pushover for setting precedent. Maybe that or get the 'proof' that IBM is able to refute accepted by another judge in another venue.

    In other words, don't fill out this survey unless you've got a few hundred million dollars laying around and the will to spend it on lawyers.

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  149. Oh come on... by Kjella · · Score: 1
    • Better gaming experience
    • Integration with consumer electronics devices
    • Better install and uninstall of additional software
    • More intuitive, simpler to understand
    Linux doesn't have nearly as many games as Windows. Consumer electronics thinks Windows first, hopefully Mac&Linux second. For all the rpms in the world, Linux still need something like setup.exe that won't fail on some dependancy (though e.g. installing the distro with OS + apps is as easy as Windows IMO, it's the downloadables...) And while I can buy "Easier to use than Windows" as in "once you get to know it", there's no way I'd call Linux particularly intuitive.

    It's a long list, of some very strong points too... but if you check "All of the above", you're definately a zealot. But if you look at the rate of improvement, I haven't really been impressed by anything new in Windows since around Windows 2000. While Linux on the other hand seems to not only be improving, but improving more and more as more people, developers and companies get involved in Linux.

    That, should in my opinion be the most important reason for most companies looking to create a stable computing platform. Linux is coming, the core question is simply "Is it good enough today?" For some, the answer is still no. But if it is, there's really not much doubt because it will improve. A lot. Of course, I didn't expect Microsoft to put that kind of negative long-term outlook on it.

    Kjella
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  150. Microsoft has a reason for this. by gone.fishing · · Score: 2, Informative

    Please don't flame me for sounding pro-Microsoft until you think about what I've said for a few minutes.

    Microsoft didn't get where they are today without having a few things going for them. They are a savvy competitor and ruthelss opponents. Like a good football team, they have a good offense, and a good defense. They have forward looking vision and they try like hell to react to the market place. They measure their success by both profit and marketshare. You can be sure that anything threatens either profit or marketshare they will try to beat it.

    Linux alone has not been a real threat to Microsoft, it has been seen as too geeky, too limited, and too difficult to use. But other open-source projects have come along and helped fill in the voids (projects like KDE) and now, Linux and open source in general have risen to the level where they can no longer escape Microsoft's attention.

    Product surveys are nothing new. Ford sends them to Chevy & Dodge owners. I don't really see much difference in Microsoft sending them out to Linux users. As a matter of fact, I think good things could come from them.

    Most people who use Linux have used Windows, they know what they like about Linux and what they dislike about Windows. They know why they have changed and they know what it would take to make them change back to Microsoft's Windows.

    Survey's cost money. Companys spend money on them to learn things about their products stengths and weaknesses. They use this data to make product and marketing changes.

    What they are likely to hear from Linux users is that they like Linux's license, Linux's cost-to-performance ratio, and that they feel that Linux is getting close to Windows in the Look-and-Feel category.

    They are going to also hear Microsoft Windows is too expensive, that the product has flaws that they find intolerable (security risks, crashes, and so on).

    Then the marketing types will talk to the developer types and try to fix the product so that Linux users will consider returning to the fold.

    This is a smart, good, and ethical business practice although I find it difficult to believe that they would take it far enough. I just can't see them writing extenstions for Windows that would run *nix compatible software. Nor can I see them giving away either Windows or Office.

    Business history shows us that almost every company that has climbed to the top of the heap has lost its footing and slips. They usually fall because they are arrogent and ignore some basic solid business theory. In Microsoft's case, this is likely to be the case. They feel they have such a grip on the market that they can charge excessive license fees. By the time they finish milking this cash cow they will have dried her up.

    1. Re:Microsoft has a reason for this. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      You can be sure that anything threatens either profit or marketshare they will try to beat it.

      Even if it is The Law, i guess.

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    2. Re:Microsoft has a reason for this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All right, someone modded this +4 informative, so it must rate a response...

      They are a savvy competitor and ruthelss opponents.

      In Microsoft's mind, there is no difference! They have proven this time and time again. STFW dude!

      Linux alone has not been a real threat to Microsoft, it has been seen as too geeky, too limited, and too difficult to use. But other open-source projects have come along and helped fill in the voids (projects like KDE) and now, Linux and open source in general have risen to the level where they can no longer escape Microsoft's attention.

      No argument! That is exactly the reason for this survey. But, having said that, have you asked why they have to do this survey at all? For over 10 years the complaints have been going directly to Microsoft. They have ignored them at their peril but to say that they were never made aware of them is gross misstatement of facts (read lying). So, once again, why are they making this survey? It certainly isn't to gather facts, they have those!

      [intervening paragraphs] yada yada yada see the above response.

      Business history shows us that almost every company that has climbed to the top of the heap has lost its footing and slips. They usually fall because they are arrogent and ignore some basic solid business theory. In Microsoft's case, this is likely to be the case. They feel they have such a grip on the market that they can charge excessive license fees. By the time they finish milking this cash cow they will have dried her up.

      Well, here I disagree. Companies do not have to lose their footing and slip. What they have to do is provide what customers want at a price they are willing to pay. When the market changes, the company must change. Most of the cases where "companies lose their footing and slip" are really cases of "the market changed and the company did not". Microsoft is no different. I am not going to detail what their problems are. I'll just leave you with one clue; computer hardware is almost 1 order of magnitude cheaper than what it was 10 years ago. What are Microsoft's prices compared to 10 years ago?

      Why do people buy expensive BMW's rather than cheap Toyotas? ...and don't answer perceived value! That's the small mind's cop-out. There are significant differences between the two products and people pay more for BMW's because they get more!

      Microsoft can maintain their "excessive" fees (or at least a cost greater than 0, and 0 is their greatest fear) but to do so, they have to provide value equal to what they charge. For far too long they have not. Concentrating on customer lock-in, required changes that do not offer the customer any benefits and raising prices for what is effectively the same product for 10 years is not gonna cut it!

      They already know this. The gauntlet has been thrown. In my opinion, what they are looking for with this survey is the minimum they have to do to maintain their position. And there is none. The bar has already been raised. What they must do is compete. They must become more reliable than Linux. They have been promoting ease of use; now it is time to be easier to use. They must prove that they are worth the extra money and do it with more than privately funded TCO studies that say they are.

      Now, will they do it? Can they do it? I don't know. But I do know that answering this kind of useless survey is not going to help or hinder them one damned bit.

  151. Development tools by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    So where are these Development tools for Linux that are better than the ones you can get for Windows?

    I miss the Visual Studio debugger so...

    1. Re:Development tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GCC: Much more flexible, portable, and standard-compliant than MSVC.

      Glibc and libstdc++: Much more complete than any Microsoft runtime. ANSI/ISO/POSIX/SVID/BSD compatible!

      vim or emacs: Take your pick. What? You wanted an IDE? That's what we call a crutch for the weak.

      GDB: None of those Windows debuggers make any sense anyway.. Not after using GDB, that is...

      There you go. Pair that with GNU make, and you've got your top-notch dev tools right there.

      It's no coincidence that even some those commercial Unix types are also moving to GNU development tools, too. GNU development tools are definitely among the best.

    2. Re:Development tools by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      What? You wanted an IDE? That's what we call a crutch for the weak.

      Yeah, I used to think that way too. Then I grew up a little, actually tried using an IDE instead of letting my prejudices blind me and found how much more productive I was with an environment that actually supports the development process.

      Don't get me wrong - if you can't write code using a text editor and command line build/compilatation tools, then you've no right to consider yourself able to code in it. But if you refuse to use an IDE because of some misplaced machismo, well you've no right to consider yourself a programmer.

      A "crutch for the weak" indeed; I'm sure plenty of assembler guys felt the same way about C, too.

    3. Re:Development tools by TrancePhreak · · Score: 1

      GCC: Adding random loops into your code since 1985!!! ;)

      But seriously. MSVC is great, it helps you develop things. I tried coding in a limited IDE way back. Then I learned to use MSVC. Not only was it easier to write code, but I could also easily debug and fix it. Now there are GNU gui's similar to MSVC, which makes me glad others don't see coding as you do.

      Oh, and for the record, if I remember correctly, the latest MSVC is more standard compliant than GCC.

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    4. Re:Development tools by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Honestly, you should need a debugger very often. Break your code into general-purpose functions, and unit test those functions. For the odd time where you actually need to run a debugger, gdb is probably good enough. If not, you can try one of the gdb front-ends. I've heard "ddd" (the data display debugger) is a nice frontend, though I prefer to just use gdb most of the time.

    5. Re:Development tools by EnglishTim · · Score: 2, Informative

      GCC is okay. Currently my main problem is that I've been having to use version 2.96 (The RedHat buggy version of 2.95) rather than the newer versions.

      Yes, I use GDB, but normally with a frontend, kdbg or ddd. But it is slow compared the MSVC one and it often seems unable to understand or view some of the data structures and object in the code. Also, it's missing Edit-And-Continue, which is a boon when you're writing plugins for another program, which I do quite a lot of.

      As for VIM/Emacs - feh. Gimme a GUI. The MSVC one is lovely - in Linux I use jEdit, which is nice, but not anywhere near MSVC levels. I miss stuff like the intellisense autocomplete stuff - although I hear there is something similar in Emacs, Maybe sometime I'll jst have to bend over and learn how to use it. As for the jibe about a crutch - whatever. You're welcome to feel macho with your non-GUI editor, but I'm not interested in feeling macho, I'm interested in working efficiently.

      As for Make - I don't really like it but use it anyway. I had a look at various other systems like SCONS (which seems better), but stuck with make as at least everyone knows a little bit of it.

  152. Where do I find my results? by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

    Hey, at the end of the quiz I can't seem to find the part where it tells you which Icon of Open Source you are most like, and gives you a nice bit of html to copy into your Blog. I was guessing I was somewhere in between Wil Wheaton and Joe Greyhat.

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  153. Depends on what they do with the results by JTunny · · Score: 1

    At first glance the trusting side of me thinks this is a good idea. It seems like one appropriate way for MS to approach their problems.

    On the other hand they might just use the information for propaganda, publicity and FUD, whilst carrying on regardless about the real issues

    I'm still undecided on whether filling it out will do any good.

  154. Hit MS in the pocketbook! by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    The price of every response past 1000 is a nickel. Maybe someone can script a random response generator and skew the results? If we get a few million responses, maybe MS will get the point that they aren't going to ingratiate themselves to Linux users. No sig here.

  155. OSX preferences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only the default configurations are stored in the app folder in OSX. Per-user configuration is stored in $HOME/Library/Preferences. I'd really hate to see a system which stores user prefs with the app... for starters, that means you already have crap for filesystem-level security (since it needs world-writeable access to the app folder) and then also, then if you uninstall an app then reinstall it later you'd have to recover your settings.

    Also, OSX provides some very nice API-level functionality for working with the plist files... like, you never, ever have to even think about how the file is stored as XML, or worry about file synchronization or anything since that's all handled by the NSUserPreferences class. And when you instantiate your NSUserPreferences object, it even handles default vs. per-user vs. site-wide configuration too! (User overrides default, site overrides user or default depending on admin settings.) It's rather neat.

    The only thing I don't like about the plist format is that it's one of those XML formats which is XML in syntax but not in "spirit." It uses order to perform the key-data pairing rather than structure, and it's rather ugly and uses tags with cdata instead of tags with attributes (it does something like FooBar instead of just doing something like Bar). But it still gets the job done.

    1. Re:OSX preferences by caseih · · Score: 1
      Only the default configurations are stored in the app folder in OSX. Per-user configuration is stored in $HOME/Library/Preferences. I'd really hate to see a system which stores user prefs with the app... for starters, that means you already have crap for filesystem-level security (since it needs world-writeable access to the app folder) and then also, then if you uninstall an app then reinstall it later you'd have to recover your settings.
      Yeah that is true. This is also how gconf works, and this is really how I meant to say longhorn should work. In some ways it's naturally distributed (when apps are installed, they install a schema). Apple did get it right and it's good to see gconf doing the same things.
      The only thing I don't like about the plist format is that it's one of those XML formats which is XML in syntax but not in "spirit." It uses order to perform the key-data pairing rather than structure, and it's rather ugly and uses tags with cdata instead of tags with attributes (it does something like FooBar instead of just doing something like Bar). But it still gets the job done.
      That's always the danger of widespread XML. Almost XML-abuse, and I expect to see Microsoft widely use XML improperly by making the data binary
  156. My answers by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1: Advanced.
    2: > 2 years.
    3: yes
    10: everyone
    15: Availability of the entire source code to all current and obsolete Microsoft products; either under a Copyleft licence {such as the GNU GPL or the Creative Commons Attribution / ShareAlike licence} or by placing it in the Public Domain.
    16: Hardware vendors need to adhere more closely to published standards, or else provide full disclosure to enable the creation of open-source drivers; and to label products as compatible with Linux {and for that matter, the BSD family}.

    I'm not sure the survey isn't a fake, but on the other hand I'm not ashamed of what I think. I honestly believe that the closed-source model, by the way it keeps victims beholden to a single entity, is tantamount to slavery. And I don't think Linux needs to change so much as other people's attitudes need to change. I'm -- to put it extremely mildly -- annoyed at the fact that almost every piece of hardware I pick up trumpets its compatibility with the latest Windows and MacOS, yet fails to mention Linux and the BSDs. Even things like keyboards, mice, network switches and USB hubs -- which are to all intents and purposes OS-independent. That sort of thing is exactly why Linux et al are considered to be "alternative" OSes.

    In the meantime, what we -- as a community which values honesty and mutual assistance -- can and should do is twofold. Firstly, if we are ever forced to purchase an unwanted Microsoft product, we should exercise our right to explicitly decline the EULA, and make sure Microsoft knows; that way, we will not be counted as Windows users to inflate Microsoft's statistics. Secondly, we should let hardware manufacturers know that Linux/BSD users use their products, and post reviews of hardware we have used so that other Linux/BSD users -- and would-be converts -- can see that hardware they might like to buy is compatible with such systems. We must lead by example a little -- we can't expect anyone to help us if we aren't willing to help ourselves.

    Once more hardware is seen to be compatible with Linux and the BSD family -- thereby answering a common, if not entirely undeserved, critisism often levelled at such operating systems -- then it will be feasible for non-specialist retailers to offer family-friendly, matched packages of PC, video-in, printer, camera and scanner, with a GNU/Linux or BSD operating system and appropriate drivers already installed. Bye-bye to the criticism of difficult initial installations. Supply a recovery CD which allows you to boot up, login as root and set up user accounts {in case someone forgets their root password}.

    To answer the criticism of software dependencies, I propose for someone to distribute a series of CDs which contain the source code for an application and, crucially, all the libraries it requires, so dependencies can be met from a single place. {IMLE .tar.gz is still the most reliable package format, as it works equally well - when it works, which is whenever you can satisfy the dependencies - on all distributions and well-made installs from scratch}.

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  157. What's missing from Linux. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1
    I too smelled a rat and did not fill out their huge form with it's idiotic questions. However they did ask "What's missing from Linux"? ( or words to that effect ). So this is what I have found to be missing:-
    • Drivers. The support for many devices is just not there.
      1. Modems. The support for cheap PCI modems is very spotty.
      2. Scanners. Support for many scanners is very difficult to set up, or simply not there.
    • Recognition software.
      1. There is no voice recognition software.
      2. There is no optical character recognition software that works even vaguely properly.
    • User Interface inconsistency. Linux has so many differing keystroke sequencies to do the same things in applications which do similar things. e.g. Full screen display is: CTRL-L in Acrobat; Fkey-11 in Mozilla; and CTRL-SHIFT-F in Konqueror. This happens over and over, and drives new users nuts.
    • AFAIK There is no coloured picture printing to match the intrinsic quality offered by the printers themselves.
    Other than those details I find Linux more than fulfills my needs.
  158. Come On Now by PhreakinPenguin · · Score: 1

    Obviously Microsoft is trying to figure out what they need to do to get Linux people to switch. Why are some of you complaining and offering to skew the results so it costs them money? Why not answer the survey honestly and see what happens? The only thing you're doing by showing your teen angst is letting the world know that Linux users are immature and really don't know what they want. I'm in favor of both Windows and Linux depending on what your job description is. Windows is a superior workstation OS and Linux is a superior server OS. Why can't we all just get along? :)

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  159. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought 'plain old text' wouldn't try to parse my XML as HTML.

    Replace the "FooBar" with <key>Foo</key> <string>Bar</string> and the "Bar" with <string name="Foo">Bar</string>

    Not like anyone's gonna read this anyway, what with me being too lazy to get another account.

  160. Questions show that they don't understand by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just reading their questions makes it abundantly clear to me that they don't understand the potential of Linux:

    2.What best describes your involvment with Linux?

    Hobbyist
    End user
    Informal team computer expert
    Front lines IT support
    IT administrator
    Developer of internally used applications
    Developer of applications for sale
    IT manager
    Consultant

    I'm focusing in particular on "Developer of internally used applications" vs "Developer of applications for sale". In Microsoft's world, those are the only two alternatives. In the world of open-source, there's a wonderfully happy medium in-between. What about the growing group of developers whose job is to take existing open-source software, improve it for internal use, then release it back to the community (like RedHat, Apple, AOL, RealNetworks, NASA, etc.)? What about developers who write free, open-source software to work with the hardware that their company produces (like Myricom)?

    In Microsoft's world, the only reasons to develop software are for your own personal needs, or to sell to make a profit.

    1. Re:Questions show that they don't understand by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      In Microsoft's world, the only reasons to develop software are for your own personal needs, or to sell to make a profit.

      True enough. Using their viewpoint, they have obtained billions and billions of dollars. They could make secure quality software, they certainly have the resources. Why bother though - it sells either way.

      The same reason McDonalds is so big. People were raised on it and they've learned to accept it as the norm. McDonalds and Microsoft are very similar in a lot of ways. They both mass produce inferior goods, and make billions doing so. Lots of people say they hate them, but still swing by and give them more money every now and then.

      They have just started losing money and they want to do as little as possible to get those customers back.

  161. Finely crafted mind engineering... by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    The purpose of the survey, at least the one for corporate users is not to get results, but to convince people that it's more reasonable to use Windows.

    Just look at this question:
    8. What organizations would you recommend use Linux?
    Organizations that have good IT help
    Organizations that want to send a message to the greedy computer industry
    Only organizations that have a lot of patience
    Organizations that don't mind doing things on their own
    Organizations that only have limited computing needs

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  162. while i think this is the right step towards... by norsk_hedensk · · Score: 1

    improving windows,i DO realize that this very well may hurt linux, not help it in anyway. say microsoft (though this is unlikely) decides to just create its own linux distro!, well in a sense. itll be called windows Li, however it wouldnt really be linux, but based off of unix, a linux clone maybe. their own written kernel, etc etc. now imagine this, i would NOT be gpled, or have ANY user friendly license. no one in the open source community would benefit, and non-hardcore linux users may very well switch to this microsoft OS. where does that leave linux? falling behind instead of over taking, which i truley belive linux is doing now, it is moving up. i would just not respond to this survey at all.

  163. VBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Uhm...ever heard of VBA? Where I work it is standard practice to use VBA and excel to write data to EEPROMs using MsComm, which actually works quite well. I would consider this an "advanced" feature of MS Office.

    1. Re:VBA by NortWind · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can wire MS Word up to be almost anything, as it is a programming system in its own right by now. Of course, you could have used any real PROM programming system to write data into EEPROMS, and then your system wouldn't be subject to breaking the next time you got an "update" or a new version of MS Word.

      Using Word as a scripting system isn't ideal. I do wish that MS Word had an easy-to-use macro-record/playback like Brief had. The system MS Word offers now is terrible.

  164. Where is 'Australia' you retards? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    "What region are you from?
    USA/Canada
    Africa
    Asia
    Europe
    Middle East
    South America
    Caribbean
    Mexico/Central America"

    Umm... where is Australia, you fucking retards?

    While I'm at it, the options for "How do you connect to the internet" aren't wide enough because it doesn't offer "ip masquerading" as an option. Also it doesn't list "ethernet SWITCH" in the "How do you connect to the home network" question.

    Just another display of Microsoft's "skill".

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    1. Re:Where is 'Australia' you retards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I looked, it was somewhere near new Zealand.

    2. Re:Where is 'Australia' you retards? by oo_waratah · · Score: 1

      We are Asia Pacific. Struth...

    3. Re:Where is 'Australia' you retards? by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Oceania, to be correct. Asia/Pacific is sort of a combination of Asia and Oceania but which sounds better on marketing materials.

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    4. Re:Where is 'Australia' you retards? by Jessta · · Score: 1

      aren't we part of the usa? 52nd state just after canada.

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  165. What to improve? by gedeco · · Score: 1

    Hard to tell, someone could write a book about this theme.

    A good starting point: release all windows OS under the GPL. We will see how the rest sort out.

  166. Re:I use Linux because you've never listened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been actively taking steps backwards with your command line.

    What backward steps are you talking about? The Microsoft command line was abysmal in DOS, and has steadily climbed to not-nearly-so-abysmal in 2k/XP.

  167. Crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With everyone advocating "don't give MS ways to beat us" or "don't give MS more ammo to twist for their next FUD campaign", there's one thought that bothers me...

    All the Windows zealots are going to go and fill in hundreds of 'reasons' why linux sucks. And MS' data is going to say "hundreds of people think linux sucks!"

  168. Mod parent insightful by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

    AC or not, this is very true.

  169. I haven't used MS SW in years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am a consulting engineer and have worked in many companies around town. My laptop runs Linux and I don't have problems interfacing with other people anymore. It used to cause some problems until about a year go, but not anymore.

    Linux and its accompanying suite of software is a viable alternative for a MS setup and it is borne out by entire countries switching over to Linux, eg. Israel, Brazil, South Africa - those are quite modern countries - not total backwaters.

    So, if MS really wants to know why some people prefer Linux, they just need to install and use it themselves for a while - it is free...

  170. Developers, Developers, Developers... by Zarf · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement if it had given away one of it's development platforms for free. If they had fostered a Java-esque or CPAN-esque software repository... if they had given free SDK's for windows out... if they supported or encouraged the development of free servers, browsers, desktop systems, and support utilities... THEN Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement when it was just beginning.

    But, then... it wouldn't be "Microsoft" would it? If Microsoft does these things... will Microsoft keep "Microsoft-like" control over the software market?

    People are lazy. If you could do everything you do now on Linux without having to learn Linux ... would you? Many people say yes, many people say no. Are enough people that are lazy enough to "just stay with Microsoft" developers? Are they a large enough group that they'd cripple the OSS movement?

    I doubt it. But, I think that it's still early enough for Microsoft to do a complete 180 and hold it's market share virtually indefinately. Try this on for size: GNUM, GNUM is Not Unix by Microsoft. I'm sure they'll call it something different.

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    1. Re:Developers, Developers, Developers... by greygent · · Score: 4, Informative

      Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement if it had given away one of it's development platforms for free.

      They give away the .NET Framework (which includes everything you need to develop applications), their scripting languages, and vast amounts of documentations, case studies, examples, advice, and support (via newsgroups and community sites). All for free.

      If they had fostered a Java-esque or CPAN-esque software repository

      This doesn't make sense? Java-esque? CPAN-esque?

      if they had given free SDK's for windows out

      Sigh. They do. http://msdn.microsoft.com

      if they supported or encouraged the development of free servers, browsers, desktop systems, and support utilities...

      They do. I've received tons of help and support from Microsoft employees via their Development-related newsgroups. They have staff that proactively help developers, even us evil developers who like to write free, open source software (Gasp! Open source Windows developers?!?). They have bee extremely helpful, as is their vast MSDN site(s).

      THEN Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement when it was just beginning.

      They kind of have, that's why they're an illegal monopoly and "normal" companies don't have Linux all over their desktops.

      If anything, the open source community is starting to force Microsoft to stop being lazy once again and be innovative. Microsoft has a nasty habit of getting lazy when it has no competition, and fierce when it does have competition.

      But, then... it wouldn't be "Microsoft" would it? If Microsoft does these things... will Microsoft keep "Microsoft-like" control over the software market?

      See above. If you're old enough to remember, you might remember the days when IBM was the big evil, and Microsoft was the respectable underdog that everyone cheered for.

      If you could do everything you do now on Linux without having to learn Linux ... would you? Many people say yes, many people say no.

      I don't use Linux much anymore, except for occasional tinkering. This is due to many reasons: Microsoft now makes top-notch server products. NT 4 was complete shit. Just complete fucking shit. Windows 2000 was really good. Active Directory was great. Servers didn't crash all the time. Workstations could finally be TRULY managed centrally (via GPOs).

      Windows isn't just an OS that people who "can't figure out" Linux use. Some of us prefer Windows, because it does more of what we need, and is well-integrated. I could elaborate here if you wanted me to.

      Are enough people that are lazy enough to "just stay with Microsoft" developers? Are they a large enough group that they'd cripple the OSS movement?

      Your first sentence is a huge myth. While development tools and languages and libraries in the open source world stay fairly stagnant and sane, it seems Microsoft is CONSTANTLY changing shit around and adopting new technologies. To be a competent MS programmer (or system engineer) for long, you really need to keep up with the industry and what Microsoft is doing.

      This is both good and bad. Good because things are always getting better and you're getting new capabilities. Bad because you've always, always got to keep up with the game. Sometimes it gets ridiculous: you'll have something like .NET, which is still very new and already Microsoft is changing the game with the upcoming WinFX for Longhorn, which promises to change application development yet again. Sometimes, they'll just shitcan a technology alltogether because it didn't take off well with customers.

      This same phenomenom doesn't happen in the open source world (As much) because developers are not profit-motivated, they are passion-motivated, so projects stand a much better chance of surviving. See seemingly-deadend open source projects which continue to flourish against all odds, such as ReactOS and GNUstep.

    2. Re:Developers, Developers, Developers... by Zarf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sigh. They do. http://msdn.microsoft.com

      I was very excited to read this. I remember learning programming and wanting to download a C/C++ compiler and I couldn't find a free one for Windows that was free and well documented. This was back in 1996 and I was a poor college student.

      I would have had to pay $139 for Visual C++ if I wanted to do windows development. Even that was too much. I could barely afford a computer! The reason I learned GNU and OSS software was because I was poor. I stuck with it because I'm a cheapskate.

      So now I hear that MS gives away this stuff! That's great! Where do I download my copy of Visual C++ for free? Where do I download my free windows SDK so I can write windows software?

      I went to that website you put in the link and I couldn't find the free Visual C++ what gives?

      Now if Microsoft had been giving away this stuff from the beginning (like I said) then they would have prevented droves of lazy programmers from getting lazy and learning Linux and then being lazy and staying with Linux. Today, for many Linux programmers, the path of Laziness is to "just stay with Linux" or unix or whatever.

      Do you know what CPAN is? A microsoft CPAN would have tons of objects and C/C++ code that you could download for free. These objects would do things like SMTP, LDAP, PostScript, or TK for you. Microsoft has the MFC but last I checked I couldn't submit anything to the MFC. I couldn't modify my own version of DirectX and submit it to Microsoft for approval.

      I can't learn from Microsoft without spending money. Brains I got... money I don't.

      And, for the record, I don't think Microsoft is evil. I just think that they practice unfair monopolistic tactics against competitors. I'd do the same thing.

      I do think Microsoft completely missed a boat that they should have seen coming. I don't think it's too late for Microsoft to put a stop to Open Source Software's drain on their marketshare. I do think that the OSS model will/has force(d) Microsoft to change it's tactics.

      I do remember when IBM was evil and Mac would save us. I do remember when Microsoft was the bastion of shareware and GWBasic. I do remember when Mac screwed us and Microsoft was the good guy.

      And, I do remember when you couldn't write software for Windows without buying hundreds of dollars in materials.

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    3. Re:Developers, Developers, Developers... by greygent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was very excited to read this. I remember learning programming and wanting to download a C/C++ compiler and I couldn't find a free one for Windows that was free and well documented. This was back in 1996 and I was a poor college student.

      As I said, the .NET Framework is free and contains a compiler for managed code. Microsoft is moving out of the stone age for application development and adopting managed-code development. Nonetheless, I believe there is a basic C/C++ compiler available froms omewhere on MS. If not, there are tons of alternative compilers that can be had for free or low cost (or high cost, if you prefer).

      I would have had to pay $139 for Visual C++ if I wanted to do windows development. Even that was too much. I could barely afford a computer! The reason I learned GNU and OSS software was because I was poor. I stuck with it because I'm a cheapskate.

      Visual C++ is an excellent full-featured IDE, what do you expect? It's so much more than a compiler. This is like asking for a car and then complaining because it doesn't fly. $139 is a pretty damned good price for an IDE of the quality that the Visual Studio suite. Nothing open source matches it in terms of quality and features. I know. I've looked.

      That said, I still use vim for most of my development on Windows.

      So now I hear that MS gives away this stuff! That's great! Where do I download my copy of Visual C++ for free? Where do I download my free windows SDK so I can write windows software?

      Again, Visual C++ is an IDE, not just a compiler. I said the .NET Framework is free, which includes a compiler for any language that hooks into .NET.

      As far as SDKs, what do you want to do? There are tons of SDKs (As well as DDKs for driver development) available for free off of MSDN.


      Now if Microsoft had been giving away this stuff from the beginning (like I said) then they would have prevented droves of lazy programmers from getting lazy and learning Linux and then being lazy and staying with Linux. Today, for many Linux programmers, the path of Laziness is to "just stay with Linux" or unix or whatever.


      I believe MS gained its dominance with developers by practically giving away the dev tools away for free, initially. However, I could be wrong as I have been a UNIX user for a long time, and didn't "switch" to Windows until a year ago.

      I cannot comment on the rest of this snippit as I am not lazy, and I abhor the lazy. In fact, most decent open source coders (myself included) aren't lazy. We, well, they write good tools for no compensation.

      So, I believe that you are incorrect in this respect. Tinkerers are lazy, and they lack enough motivation to really put anything of use out, so its of no harm to Microsoft OR the open source community. Those who truly want to hack, will hack, regardless.

      Do you know what CPAN is?

      Yes. I've been using Perl and Linux much longer than you have, so I'd better!

      A microsoft CPAN would have tons of objects and C/C++ code that you could download for free. These objects would do things like SMTP, LDAP, PostScript, or TK for you. Microsoft has the MFC but last I checked I couldn't submit anything to the MFC. I couldn't modify my own version of DirectX and submit it to Microsoft for approval.

      Microsoft has a "CPAN", it's called MSDN, and it's full of code snippets and examples and miscellaneous cruft. Objects and C/C++ code included.

      MFC isn't a repository, MFC is a base library for high-level C++ code development, which is significantly different than CPAN, which is a repository.

      You're right, though. You couldn't modify DirectX and submit the changes to Microsoft. I find this argument silly and stupid, in most cases.

      The first reason being that most people aren't going to modify DirectX, or they don't have a need to. I'd bet that you've never modified the source for
      an open source

    4. Re:Developers, Developers, Developers... by Zarf · · Score: 1

      I cannot comment on the rest of this snippit as I am not lazy, and I abhor the lazy. In fact, most decent open source coders (myself included) aren't lazy. We, well, they write good tools for no compensation.

      You've obviously never heard of Larry Wall, otherwise you would understand how important it is to be lazy. If a developer isn't practicing laziness then they're just being stupid. Ofcourse I'm speaking of a special kind of lazy... Larry Wall brand lazy.

      So I guess I should have been using dot-Net this whole time instead of learning Linux. If I could have started with dot-Net ten years ago I would have and I might even have wondered why I should learn anything else. So, why did I switch to Linux again?

      Right. Timing. See, all the wonderful special things that made you switch to Microsoft today they weren't doing ten years ago. And furthermore, Linux was.

      Linux has made Microsoft better.

      Yes. I've been using Perl and Linux much longer than you have, so I'd better!

      I think you are lying ... how could you miss the Larry Wall reference if you have been programming in PERL for more than ten years? You just said you've been programming Perl for over ten years... have you ever written an XSub?

      Microsoft has a "CPAN", it's called MSDN, and it's full of code snippets and examples and miscellaneous cruft. Objects and C/C++ code included.

      That's fantastic. Where was this in 1996? I had a subscription to MSDN at one of my jobs it wasn't nearly as helpful as CPAN.

      MFC isn't a repository, MFC is a base library for high-level C++ code development, which is significantly different than CPAN, which is a repository.

      That's fantastic. And totally beside the point.

      You're right, though. You couldn't modify DirectX and submit the changes to Microsoft. I find this argument silly and stupid, in most cases.

      Really? I doubt you've had Microsoft's service packs add memory leaks to your program, take them away, add them back, and then take them away again. You wouldn't have recurring and re-introduced bugs if you used Linux. Microsoft did this with XP and OpenGL several times. On Linux we would have rolled our own patches to cover the problem that we needed covered. I find arguments to the contrary naive and short sighted. I also think insulting the parent poster is trollish.

      can't learn from Microsoft without spending money. Brains I got... money I don't. Again, MSDN... TechNet... MS newsgroups, community websites. Most MS programmers would take these sources of learning over anything that might cost money. This argument is pure tripe. You just might have brains, use them before making crack statements like this.

      Hey there, mister insulty pants, I think someone needs to eat their bran flakes! Go find me some of that free stuf circa 1996 and I'll change my tune, okay? See... there's this little thing called continuity and I think you're missing it.

      Microsoft is just stealing the "free stuff" idea because it's successful... and they're dumb for not catching on when it mattered... say back in 1996? Still, it's not too late. If Microsoft catches the next batch of high-school students and holds on tight they'll be fine.

      I agree, and this is good for both Microsoft and the open source world. Competition is great.

      So before you snap off another half-baked come-back I would like to ask you to think. Why did I say that I switched to Linux? Why would I personally stay with Linux? The "I" refering to "me" the person writing the post.

      I said that Microsoft could have crushed the Open Source movement before it got started. It didn't. I happen to be one of the people that would have been easily swayed toward staying Microsoft if the Microsoft of 1996 (the year I deleted my windows partition) had been more supportive.

      I personally will avoid switching (to windows) since sw

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  171. POSSIBLE improvements? by Handyman · · Score: 1

    Note how they say "possible improvements" when they ask about Windows and flat-out "improvements" when they ask about Linux. This sounds to me like: you (the user) say it's an improvement, we will see if we think that it really would be an improvement and we will decide if we will put it in there. Figures. It's probably just an unintentional inconsistency so we shouldn't attach that much value to it. However, for me this is a strong reminder about the most important thing that should have to change about Windows -- the attitude of the supplier.

    Oh, and did you notice that they spelled "Motorolla"? Two words they must have been thinking of: Toyotta Corrola...

  172. Windows Services for UNIX by AchmedHabib · · Score: 1

    This is why they have Windows Services for UNIX

    Just like the old days with Novell.

    Right now it's for "integrating Windows into existing UNIX-based environments.".
    If all goes "well", I expect it will soon be for helping you migrate/upgrade you UNIX machines to Windows.

  173. Mutually exclusive... by flogger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What gives? there are a lot of slants in this survey. Look at #10 for the business side:

    10. Rank the importance of server operating attributes to your organization. (1 indicates a preference for low product cost and more administive and end-user time. 5 indicates a high up-front product cost but less user effort)

    What gives? I already use mutiple servers that are FREE: E-Smith AND Easy to set up. It takes, honestly, 15 minutes to set up (Includes formatting drives), and 15 minutes to install filters if it will be used as a web proxy. Then I leave it set for 6 to 8 months. It doesn;t get any freer withless effort.

    Yes, you can have it both ways.

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    1. Re:Mutually exclusive... by naelurec · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same exact thing.. e-smith is a very nice small business/organization multi-purpose server. I have installed quite a few of those boxes (inplace of NT boxes or new installs) and customers are very impressed with the functionaility, reliability and ease of use.

  174. Just ignore them by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

    Why give the manything to use at all, either against Linux or for their own advancement. Just ignore them...

    1. Re:Just ignore them by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      The same thing could have been said about IBM in the 1980s...

  175. Re:Answers? Maybe I'm missing something by theCoder · · Score: 1

    I don't know about gaming, but (un)installing software on Linux is so much easier and better than Windows it's not even funny. Everyone always complains about different package managers in Linux being difficult to use, but they forget that Windows has no package management system to speak of at all! Sure, there are some unstallation registry keys that can be set, but there's no depdency management, and (un)installation consists of running some 3rd party binary.

    That's not to say that Linux package management is perfect, but when compared to Windows (which has practically nothing), it's much better, and it (portage in my case) is one of the big benefits to using Linux.

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  176. Since the site is slashdotted by kasperd · · Score: 1
    I will post my answers here instead. Not because I expect Microsoft to read them here, but rather because I want to make a few points about how I filled in this survey. First of all my answers are honest and mostly realistic (except I don't think Microsoft is willing to take the steps needed to satisify me. I also don't think I would trust them if they aparently did take those steps). The list of improvements Microsoft could do is short. Some people have said they should make their software GPL. I didn't go that far. Compliance with open standards and source availability is important to me, in addition if Microsoft followed those two requests, it would limit the amount of damage they could do to the computer and software industry. The list of possible improvements for Linux is two minor details, but those really are the most important places I could find any need for improvements. It is really Linux specific, so I don't see how Microsoft could ever use it to improve Windows. But I did honestly answer the question. A lot of people might have other suggestions about how to improve Linux. But most of them would probably really be about improving software and hardware to work with Linux rather than improvements of Linux which is what was asked about. And I don't see any information in my answers, which Microsoft could use to attack Linux more than they already do. And I don't see how they could use my suggestions for improvements without making life easier for the free software community. (Sorry about the bad formatting of the rest of this comment, but I had to remove some linebreaks to satisfy slashdot. Did you know, there actually is a minimum required average number of chars per line?)

    1. What best describes your Linux knowledge level? Expert
    2. How long have you used Linux? More than 2 years
    3. Do people ask you for Linux advice? Yes
    4. What best describes the kind of Linux user you are? Informal team computer expert
    5. Please describe your primary home Linux machine.
    monitor type: 17"
    memory (RAM): 320MB
    processor type: Intel
    processor speed: 568MHz
    number of CPUs: 1
    hard drive space: 111GB
    length of your ownership: 1-2 years
    6. What OS came with your primary Linux system when you got it? No OS installed
    7. What kind of network connectivity do you use for your home Linux machine?
    connecting to internet: Cable modem
    connecting to home network: Ethernet switch
    8. What is the primary Linux distribution you use?
    at home: Red Hat
    at work: Red Hat
    9. What region are you from? Europe
    10. Who would you recommend use Linux at home? Everyone
    11. Rank the reasons you like Linux for the home.
    not important = 0
    very important = 4
    1 Its cheaper
    2 There is more free add-on software
    0 Better gaming experience
    2 Ability to run on old hardware
    3 More secure than Windows
    1 I want to get more Linux experience to help my career
    2 No need to constantly keep installing updates and fixes
    1 Integration with consumer electronics devices
    3 Better performance than Windows
    3 Easier to use than Windows
    1 Easier to install than Windows
    3 Better install and uninstall of additional software
    4 No enforced license registration
    4 Better scripting
    3 Better command line
    1 Better device and peripheral support
    4 Access to source code
    4 Easier to customize exactly how I want it
    3 More intuitive, simpler to understand
    2 Linux community support
    3 Better reliability
    1 The satisfaction of not giving Microsoft more money.
    3 I don't trust Microsoft
    3 I don't want to use proprietary software
    1 I don't want to use commercial software
    12. Rank the importance of various tasks you use your home Linux system for.
    not important = 0
    very important = 4
    0 Playing games
    3 Hosting games
    3 Internet gateway
    3 Firewall
    3 A home file server
    3 A home web server
    3 Word processing
    N/A Spreadsheets
    N/A Databases
    3 E-mail
    2 Web browsing
    1 Home finances
    3 Programming

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  177. Microsoft Survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We were recently graced(?) by a visit from Microsoft's CFO John Connors. Standing in line for buffet lunch a few of us gladhanded Mr. Connors to ask why MS had to charge so much for just the starter kit tools to be able to even do minimal work, specifically Visual Studio and .NET development tools. We politely explained we were more inclined to learn and work with their technology if we didn't have to invest $2000 (approx) just to write "Hello World". Lunch platter in hand, Mr. Connors graciously, even animatedly listened and discussed this with us, agreeing vigorously, saying at one point (and I paraphrase), "You guys are ABSOLUTELY right! These are very good points! I'm going to look into this! I've enjoyed this conversation!" My peers were impressed, almost giddy! "He listened to us!, He's going to look into this!..." I interjected my doubts, but they were not to be subdued. Mid-afternoon that same day when Mr. Connors had to make his exit, he stood up at the podium, thanked everyone, then said (and I paraphrase here, too), "During lunch, your developers were asking me why Microsoft has to charge so much for our development tools. And it occured to me, Microsoft just happens to be in the business of making money!" True story, but hardly unbelievable. (but, unfortunately, the reason I post this anonymously).

  178. How to make Windows better? Drop a by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    100 megaton Hydrogen bomb on Redmond..

  179. survey doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a survey that doesn't need IE to fill it in? Lynx seems to end up in an infinate redirection loop.

    1. Re:survey doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a gui one you nit

  180. HKEY-LOCAL {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30ee} by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    there are no major missing features or bugs that can't be solved with either some GUI workaround (as opposed to Linux's often "edit some obscure config file") or a quaint third party program.

    Sure, which is why TweakUI is so necessary and as opposed to clear-as-day MS operations like:

    This will remove the shared document folders that show up at the top of the My Computer window. Navigate to: HKEY LOCAL MACHINE SOFTWARE Microsoft Windows CurrentVersion Explorer MyComputer NameSpace DelegateFolders Delete the key {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30ee}

  181. Dolphin Assistant already exists by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    It was ( is? ) part of the Japanese version of MSO 98.. ( yes.. i said 98, there was one for them.... )

    And yes, I know a dolphin isn't a fish, but its close enough for this discussion

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  182. How to make Windose better. by TwinGears · · Score: 1

    Some poeple should just get with the program and understand that if I don't eat windose for breakfast or lunch or dinner, then asking if I want windose for dessert is out of the question. And this starts of with a legal agreement. Do they think 10 million people are stupid and will willingly walk passed this click without thinking about what they are doing. Get off the menu and out of the kitchen, their's been better software smelling in the kitchen for years. That means you MS - leave! ;)

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  183. I thought Unix idiots loved recursion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yet no one seemed to notice
    Surkan

    Kansur

    Cancer -- hey, look! It's Linux.

  184. How to improve windows by siphi · · Score: 1

    deltree/y c:/ open cd drive insert linux cd All done.

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  185. Market Research 101 - here's what MS has in mind by Cowardly+Anonym · · Score: 5, Informative

    (I'm sure no one will read this comment because I'm about 3 hours too late, but whatever...)

    First, IAAMR (I am a market researcher.) I wasn't able to get into the survey, but a Newsforge reader posted the questions here.

    I've seen a lot of consumer surveys over the years, and this looks fairly typical. Most surveys of this nature are proprietary -- the research results will be for internal use only and will not be released to the public, mainly because most companies don't want their competitors or detractors to find out about their product development or marketing plans in advance. Whenever possible, companies will try to prevent anyone from even knowing that they're conducting a survey. [1] Obviously, in this case, there's no way that Microsoft can prevent the (Linux-using) world at large from finding out that they're doing a survey, but I guarantee you that they do not plan to release the results to anyone outside Microsoft.

    This sort of questionnaire is designed to find out:

    • (a) What do people like about our products/our brand/our image?
    • (b) What do people dislike about our products/our brand/our image?
    • (c) How can we make people in our target market associate us with the things mentioned in section (a) rather than (b)?

    The questions that are of the most interest to Microsoft will be those asking for the respondent's opinions:

    • 10. Who would you recommend use Linux at home?
    • 11. Rank the reasons you like Linux for the home.
    • 12. Rank the importance of various tasks you use your home Linux system for.
    • 15. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows.
    • 16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.

    The rest of the questions require factual responses, and the responses gathered from them will be used to see if there are any patterns in the opinion data. In market research data analysis, we're not looking at the opinions of any specific individual; only those of various groups (Linux novices vs. experts, dual-booters vs. non, etc.), so you needn't worry about any personal retribution from Microsoft. They won't care that John Doe in Nebraska likes Linux for the home because it's "More secure than Windows", but they will be interested to learn that in general, the people who dual boot (Question 14) are more likely than those who don't to say that they like Linux for the home because it has "Better command line" (Question 11).

    You may have noticed the italicized phrase "in our target market" in point (c) above. Microsoft isn't going to try to convince the hardcore Linux zealots(TM) to switch to Windows. They're going after people who aren't totally committed to either Linux or Windows yet. People who have a strong preference for Windows are already in the bag; and it would be a waste of time and money to try to convert the diehard Linux advocates. Any product development or advertising based on the results of this survey will have only 2 aims: to make the lukewarm Windows users feel that they've made the right decision, and to make the lukewarm Linux users feel that they're missing out on something better.

    [1] Case in point: While I was typing this, my phone rang. It was a market research company (one of my company's competitors) conducting a survey. I agreed to participate, and lied when they asked, "Do you work for a market research company?" (People in my field do this all the time to find out what contracts our competitors have been awarded. We like to call it "gathering competitive intelligence".) Unfortunately, one of my responses to another question disqualified me from the survey. But now I know that our competitor has a contract to conduct research about tooth whitening for a manufacturer of dental care products. I'll be checking with our sales department on Monday to see if we recently lost out on a bid for this contract.

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  186. GNOME by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    From what I can tell, GNOME is diverging from the MS way of doing things. KDE looks more windows-like to me, personally. BTW, gconf doesn't use a binary format anything - all the configuration is simple easy-to-edit-by-hand-if-necessary XML.

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  187. What region are you from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can't find a correct answer to this question:

    9. What region are you from?
    USA/Canada
    Africa
    Asia
    Europe
    Middle East
    South America
    Carribean
    Mexico/Central America

    Australia is sort of Asia, but not really. How am I meant to answer this survey if they don't even put an Oceania region to choose from.

  188. Re:HKEY-LOCAL {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30e by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    TweakUI *is* the gui workaround in this case. Hacking that key out of the registry is the WIndows equivalent of editing a config file.

    The average computer user is going to find editing their XF86Config file every bit as daunting, difficult to do and error prone as editing their registry.

  189. Seasonal response... by One+Louder · · Score: 1
    GEORGE BAILEY: No . . . no . . . no . . . no, now wait a minute, here! I don't have to talk to anybody! I know right now, and the answer is no! NO! Doggone it!

    (getting madder all the time)

    You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter! In the . . . in the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider.
  190. Correct...and.... by djupedal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Participating in this 'survey' will assure your perpetual receipt of a flood of pro-MS propoganda.

    And...investing in Microsoft is risking having your own money used against you in the marketplace.

    Best advice...steer clear, there's no good news about dealing with the beast.

    1. Re:Correct...and.... by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      You don't have to give your email address.

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    2. Re:Correct...and.... by djupedal · · Score: 1

      right...just visit the site, unknowingly download the embedded bug/widget, and they'll help themselves.

    3. Re:Correct...and.... by PReDiToR · · Score: 2, Informative

      Participating in this 'survey' will assure your perpetual receipt of a flood of pro-MS propoganda.

      Hence giving them a hotmail email address. Let the monkey be on its own back for a while.

      The survey asked:
      "What two things would you suggest to make MS better?"
      I said:
      Open the source Bill, let us see your dirty secrets.
      Stop writing constitutional violations into EULAs.

      The survey asked:
      "What two things would you suggest to make Linux better?"
      I said:
      Stop trying to compete with MSFT.
      Stop fighting over KDE/Gnome.

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    4. Re:Correct...and.... by 00420 · · Score: 1

      right...just visit the site, unknowingly download the embedded bug/widget, and they'll help themselves.

      Why on earth would you use Windows to answer the survey?

    5. Re:Correct...and.... by djupedal · · Score: 1

      I give up...why?

    6. Re:Correct...and.... by WyldDot · · Score: 1

      before answering the survey, just create a new disposable hotmail account ...

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    7. Re:Correct...and.... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      Because the form isn't standard HTML that works in every W3C-standard-compliant browser?

      I can't be bothered investigating further, but on this box (FBSD, Mozilla, no Java or Flash) none of the buttons work. End of survey, Microsoft loses!

      I'd have left them a comment about properly following published standards, but what's the point? "De-comoditizing" standards and protocols was mentioned way back in Halloween #1.. it's a deliberate strategy and I don't see any advantage in letting them know how well it's working.

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    8. Re:Correct...and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But let's face it, the only real web browser standard is the defacto one, MS IE. Like it or not this is the case !

      Any I don't think that Microsoft wants to hear from geeks anyway.

    9. Re:Correct...and.... by xcham · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Mozilla Firebird rendered that survey just fine. I didn't notice any strange Flash, Java, or whatever else, but both Macromedia and Sun have done a relatively decent job documenting their data formats as compared with Microsoft.

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    10. Re:Correct...and.... by Technonotice_Dom · · Score: 1

      The survey asked:
      "What two things would you suggest to make MS better?"

      I said:
      An easy uninstall facility (along the lines of fdisk)... without the help of 'clippy'.

      The survey asked:
      "What two things would you suggest to make Linux better?"

      I said:
      I'm sorry....?

    11. Re:Correct...and.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where you sitting at his computer?

      I had the same problem, Mozilla Firebird did not render the survey correctly. The checkboxes were screwed up, the checks didn't appear when clicked.

    12. Re:Correct...and.... by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      They're ONLY CHECKBOXES ffs!!

      Is there any possible reason why they should need to use javascript or flash rather than bog-standard HTML?

      Does the page validate? Without even bothering to check, I would bet fairly good money that it doesn't.

      So yes; there's two web standards; There's the clearly defined, backwards-compatable, gracefully-degrading standards set by W3C that Mozilla, Opera, and most other browsers follow (and that IE claims to follow, although they don't as places like csszengarden and cssedge clearly show) and there's the MSHTML "decomodetized" standard that MS apparently complies with, although this a rather a difficult standard to follow since it's mostly undocumented, changes from one version of IE to the next, and isn't always backwards-compatable.

      So a properly designed W3C-standard website should be able to use CSS and/or flash and/or java if available, but gracefully degrade to a less pretty but still fully functional bog-standard HTML page for earlier browsers. MS's page, as usual, doesn't follow this standard. That was my point.

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  191. I smell a rat by AndyCap · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This survey does look rather unprofessional. The questions are a tad unbalanced and doesn't really seem well thought out. For instance the two cluster related questions limits you to 8 nodes in your cluster. Also I'm not sure what to make of these questions:

    low price and greater complexity vs little easy setup and administration with high price
    easy setup & lousy administration vs difficult setup and great administration

    since both seem to imply that you can only get one or the other. I don't feel the questions really describes the current situation with Windows vs. Linux in more than a very superficial way. Also I take isssue with the comparison being against 2003 which relatively few people have any experience with yet.
    The alternatives for desktop linux use look random as well.

    My guess is that the survey is either a hoax or some department outsourced a request for information in linux vs windows.

    1. Re:I smell a rat by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

      Psychological warfare; pushing the message , 'nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft...', 'we just can't understand why somebody would want to miss all this...', brand loyalty, sowing seeds of doubt. Its advertising. Very '1 Microsoft Way' don't you think?

  192. How to make Windows better by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

    If I were the biggest software company in the world, I'd ask... my employees? Is it possible that there could be a communication problem at Redmond? Or are Microsoft programmers so different from us, like some sort of stepford wives thing?

  193. IMHO, spam harvesting trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wrong, this stinks of hoax. The legal introduction is not long enough, and does not read like genuine lawyerese. There are spelling mistakes ("involvment"), which I have never seen from Microsoft. There are informal words MS would never use ("lousy", "greedy").

    My guess is that the real reason for the hoax is to harvest e-mail addresses for spam. "Your e-mail address will only be used for follow-up on this survey.", riiiiight.

  194. Here's my survey answer. by Black+Pete · · Score: 1

    Here is my reply for the question "List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows":

    One: Freedom. Everything comes with a EULA that's non-negotiable and heavily tilted to one side, and it's generally NOT to the consumer's side.

    Two: Forced upgrades (due to support for old software being killed off). File formats being broken and backward compatibility is not necessarily guaranteed.

    Three: Less bloat. Linux can be as slim or as bloated as I want it to be. For example, I can actually completely uninstall web browsers! (as in actually removing all physical files from the hard drive)

    Here is my question for the Linux version of the same question:

    "Good question :P"

    This may seem like a smart-ass answer, but I was VERY mindful of the fact that anything negative I say will be leaped on, while anything positive will be ignored. So this was really the only answer I would be willing to give to Microsoft.

  195. As with almost all corporate polls by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

    The purpose of this one is to dispense opinion, not gather it:

    What organizations would to recommend use Linux?
    Organizations who want to send a message to the greedy computer industry.


    Score -1 (Troll) - We don't oppose the computer industry. We oppose Microsoft. We oppose Microsoft not because they are greedy, but because they are predatory, monopolistic, and actively restrict freedom of information to support their bottom line.

    --
    who are those slashdot people? they swept over like Mongol-Tartars.
    1. Re:As with almost all corporate polls by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

      Like I said, brand awareness is prime here. Microsoft are faced with the unique challenge of selling into an increasing hostile marketplace. Consumer disaffection must be at its absolute nadir when cottage industry overtakes global corporation. I guess they just don't understand.

  196. Why? by nthcolumnist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is there a particular reason you feel obligated to assist this very large corporation?

  197. *cough* Bullshit *cough* by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    And just what's our motivation to give them feedback that will be used more by marketing than engineering? Unless they're completely stupid...and we could argue about that all day...they already know the strengths and weaknesses of their product relative to Linux and other OSS products. They know why people pick one over the other and know, or at least suspect, it's not all about price.

    People are tired of being treated like criminals with access to a bottomless ATM machine. It doesn't take a survey to figure that out. Take your survey and stick it up your ass, Gates. Assholes.

    --
    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
    1. Re:*cough* Bullshit *cough* by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1
      Take your survey and stick it up your ass, Gates. Assholes.

      Now that is a flame if I ever saw one. GOOD WORK!

  198. reasons to use Microsoft by DuctTape · · Score: 1
    My reasons to use a Microsoft OS:
    • Uru
    • Age of Empires/Kings
    • Monster Truck Madness

    You have to admit, these are reasons. Oh yeah, one more:

    • MS Access
    Sorry.

    DT

    --
    Is this thing on? Hello?
  199. Survey Server doesn't appear to be Microsoft's by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    M$ hosts everything themselves, they're one of the top 5 largest ISP's they have the bandwidth I'm sure. This appears to be an unrelated hosting place's server...

    go on, emerge whois and check it out... I'm too lazy to linebreak the command's return. Alright... fine, here:

    red future # whois 64.73.28.28
    OrgName: Berbee Information Networks Corporation
    OrgID: BINC
    Address: 455 Science Drive
    City: Madison
    StateProv: WI
    PostalCode: 53711
    Country: US
    NetRange: 64.73.0.0 - 64.73.191.255
    CIDR: 64.73.0.0/17, 64.73.128.0/18
    NetName: BINC-BLK-1
    NetHandle: NET-64-73-0-0-1
    Parent: NET-64-0-0-0-0
    NetType: Direct Allocation
    NameServer: NS1.BINC.NET
    NameServer: NS2.BINC.NET
    Comment: ADDRESSES WITHIN THIS BLOCK ARE NON-PORTABLE
    RegDate: 2000-03-31
    Updated: 2002-06-19
    TechHandle: JS180-ARIN
    TechName: Stahr, James
    TechPhone: +1-608-288-3000
    TechEmail: stahr@binc.net

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    I haven't posted in so long, my sig is out of date.
    1. Re:Survey Server doesn't appear to be Microsoft's by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

      SO it must be somebody else who really really really wants to know why Linux kicks M$ ass.

  200. Amen, lets look at the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    to me the problem has always been compatability, protocol/API documentation (full, free, and current), and ability to swap out components for whatever reason I want that are not part of the core OS. (by that I mean what anyone would academically define as core OS, not browsers, GUI (or any UI), filesystem, etc) There was a time when I actually prefered IE on Windows, however there was never a time I wanted security holes extending to basic and everyday operations like viewing files, searching, etc. (Some of these things were "neat" but not worth the risk)

    I actually do not want MS to bundle anymore software. I especially do not like the restriction of choice, meaning that regardless of any conspiracy theory or fact... I should not have apps break after patches due to API changes or re-routed calls not done in a proper abstracted method. The Hidden API that was apparently supposed to be disclosed way back when (but due to political changes was pulled back) would be nice as well. I don't believe MS should be legally forced to disclose this unless there is an actual contractual breech to customers and vendors surrounding it. Simply put, I CHOOSE not to use MS whenever possible for these reasons. That is as a user and a developer.

    1. Re:Amen, lets look at the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, the GUI is a part of the Core OS in Windows. Geez, I get so depressed everytime I read slashdot. You people just whine incessantly and don't even know what you are talking about. Ever. The blind leading the blind. Just a bunch of washed-up IT technicians and 14-year-old wanna-be hackers.

  201. Here's my version by bezuwork's+friend · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always hated the error windows telling the user he or she cannot do something and then requiring "ok" to be clicked.

    I always thought it would be neat to write something that would add a "Fuck you!" button or something similar - clicking on it would be the same as clicking on the "ok" button, but at least the user would feel better.

    1. Re:Here's my version by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      And the Cancel button could be "Fuck me!". In the end, with a computer it's the same thing, right?

      --
      Eurohacker European paranoia, gun rights, and h
    2. Re:Here's my version by jcoy42 · · Score: 1
      I always hated the error windows telling the user he or she cannot do something and then requiring "ok" to be clicked.

      My favorite is pasting text in excel- "warning, the size on the clipboard doesn't match the size of the selected area. Do you still want to paste?" (click No). Then another friggin popup you have to respond to saying it can't paste the data. Duh.. I just said I didn't want to. It's not like I was totally confused and needed that extra tip.
      --
      Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
    3. Re:Here's my version by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > I always hated the error windows telling the user he or she cannot
      > do something and then requiring "ok" to be clicked.

      > I always thought it would be neat to write something that
      > would add a "Fuck you!" button or something similar - clicking
      > on it would be the same as clicking on the "ok" button, but at
      > least the user would feel better.

      In EditPad, there's a certain error (I think it's when you try to save to a read-only filename) where the button to proceed says "Bummer".

      --
      -JC
      http://www.jc-news.com/

    4. Re:Here's my version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that even stole that from Apple.

  202. Complete the survey. by chadm1967 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I completed the survey and was very honest.

  203. Don't fall for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is some question as to the authenticity of this survey.

    Do you suppose it's really SCO getting info on linux users for their upcoming (threats of) lawsuits?

  204. Linus should do the same by maunleon · · Score: 1

    Why shouldn't Linus send out the same survey to see what will take to get Linux on the desktop in place of windows?

    Maybe because all the geeks would be threatened by the reponses? What, replace sendmail configuration with something that does not take a whole book to document? Don't require novice users (and those who cannot type) to use the command line? Easy printer configuration? Where would linux geeks find jobs where they can actually look down at people?

    I do not see anythign wrong with what MS is doing. If they asked me, and they implemented all my suggestions, I would use their product. Every product should be customer driven instead of techno-nerd-programmer driven.

  205. A Joke by bender_is_great · · Score: 1, Interesting
    As I was reading this article (at work) I was installing Office through Terminal Services on a Windows 2003 Server.
    Opening up Word resulted in an error stating that Word did not have any Office assistants installed on the system
    and that it required at least one to function (or something similiar).

    If stupid random shit like that isn't an excuse to be upset with Windows then nothing is.

  206. actually, those results are important by dh003i · · Score: 1

    If individuals don't trust Microsoft, MS can bang their heads against the wall making their OS less buggy and more stable, to no avail. If that's the case, the way for MS to make more money may be changing some of it's behaviour.

    1. Re:actually, those results are important by jc42 · · Score: 1

      If individuals don't trust Microsoft, MS can bang their heads against the wall making their OS less buggy and more stable, to no avail.

      Exactly. One of the important questions that's making much of the world look at open software is: "Do you want your data to be under the control of proprietary software from a giant American corporation?"

      As people around the world become more familiar with computers and their security issues, this is slowly turning into a winning argument.

      It's especially effective if you have a collection of the past horror stories of Microsoft spyware sending the contents of your disk back to some internal .microsoft.com site.

      This isn't just a Microsoft problem, of course. It's a problem with any software for which you can't get the source and compile it yourself.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  207. Full Permission by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1
    ... you give Microsoft full permission to use them freely.

    I guess it is safe to assume the Microsoft isn't going to share the results of this poll with us.

    I hear the sound that the machines make, and feel my heart break, just for a moment.

  208. Windows needs to be scrapped, complete re-write by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The whole problem with Windows is that its a patchwork of legacy primitive code. The only way to fix it is a complete re-write!

    Apple got rid of their old OS and used the guts of NeXTstep in OS-X, Microsoft needs to make a similar quantum leap, but they will never do it!

    Avoiding Windows is the thing to do these days!

  209. How about these, Microbrains by Marrow · · Score: 3, Informative

    1. Stop moving admin shit around!
    2. If I deinstall windows sharing (for security) I
    do NOT expect XP to reinstall it for me when adding an adapter.
    3. Tell me how I can turn off your moronic services safely ( for security ). I hosed a machine by turning too much off.
    4. There should be a single interface to install stuff. There should be warnings that you are doing it. Adware should be impossible to sneak onto a machine.
    5. Stop betraying your business partners you evil pricks. Nobody trusts you for good reason.
    6. Ship media. We bought it and we should own it.
    7. The registry is a frigging nightmare waiting to happen. Its insecure. Its unmanageable.
    8. You have no taste.
    9. You have no taste.
    10. I cant tell what files belong to which package. I cant verify the contents of a package.
    11. I want more UI flexibility
    12. Stop trying to spy on your customers you evil fucking pricks.
    13. Your terminal sucks
    14. Inconsistant command line parameter handling
    15. Give me a way to transfer files without running your damn insecure filesharing system. ssh.
    16. Stop changing interfaces to murder your competition you evil fucking pricks!
    17. Make file saves stay under Documents and Settings so I can backup easier.
    18. Make c:\ unwriteable by lusers by default.
    19. Your NT permissions system is completely incomprehensbile and dangerous. Misuse can force a resinstallation.
    20. Dont put a button in an admin panel that takes you to a site to sell more software:

    It shows you have no Taste!

    1. Re:How about these, Microbrains by StarTux · · Score: 1

      "7. The registry is a frigging nightmare waiting to happen. Its insecure. Its unmanageable."

      Nightmare waiting to happen? The nightmare has been upon those who use Windows since Win95...

      Believe hearing something about Longhorn not using the registry, but thats guess we have to wait and see on that.

  210. so? by dh003i · · Score: 1

    And why exactly can't GNU/Linux distros run on a 2.6 GHz P4 with kick-ass sound and video, with lots of programs?

  211. Re:I use Linux because you've never listened to me by Comsn · · Score: 1
    I want to be able to run programs automatically in the middle of the night and make them do whatever I want them to. With Windows I can't even use the CD player to act as an alarm clock. This is a result of having a crappy command line and windows programs that don't use command line switches.


    just a hint, i've used winamp with task scheduler, just set it "winamp.exe "d:\track01.cda"" (i used an mp3 instead of a cdtrack, but i'm sure it will work.) at 6 am, yes, waking up to 311-down a couple times is fun.
  212. that's a bunch of bullshit by dh003i · · Score: 1

    "No accountability"? That's bull-crap. They're held accountable by free-market response, people moving to other OS'. Which is exactly what most GNU/Linux users have done. This means less profit for them. As for assurance of meeting claimed criteria, there's none of that in FOSS either...just because the code is Free doesn't mean anyone actually looks at it, nor that everyone is even capable of doing such. Attaining the truth? Well, we may not know how MS programs do what they do, but we do know whether or not they work (granted, there's no way of finding bugs before they're exploited, but most of us don't do that in FOSS anyways) and how good they work. Anyone using MS Word and Excel know, for example, that they have gotten progressively worse from 1998 or maybe even before.

  213. 15. List the top one or two possible improvements by PowerBert · · Score: 1

    stop anti-competitive pricing policies with OEMs and let them sell me Linux!
    You rape small companies and destroy competition with your wad of cash and thousands of solicitors. You are scum and windows is the bottom of the pile. OS/2 should have blitzed your low grade offering into ancient history. I will never forgive IBM for that. I will never forgive you for Netscape. May Sendo be the ones that finally make you pay for your apalling behaviour. I'd piss on you, but not if you were on fire.

  214. Microsoft is not gonna like what they hear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > what can be done to make Windows better

    Microsoft is not gonna like what they hear. Many IT managers are very nervous about the single-supplier issue. They HATE to be locked into a single supplier, they NEED a way out of that trap. That's gotta be issue #1, hands down. The only way out of that trap is to open up the Windows source.

    Microsoft funds an idiotic site called "softwarechoice.org". The point of that site is to try to tell customers that the single-supplier issue (and other licensing issues) are "illegitimate" reason to choose their software solution. Given Microsoft's attitude about this, there's just no way that they intend to listen to what customers REALLY want.

  215. Easy one... by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

    Leave Windows as just an OS and not an industry gobbling monster. Bill G's brainchild Windows (and Microsoft itself) are gobbling up / crushing / absorbing all of the new innovation and forthcoming technology. THAT very thing is why Linux users love to "hack" the kernel, code, etc. and why they don't use Windows. If Linux was an OS back when Bill G. was in the homebrew computer club, HE'D BE A LINUX GEEK! Ironically, he's lost touch with the joy that comes from a cool hack / tweak / project / idea and he's using his company to SMASH all the potential (the Linux/OS community) that he once would've lived for.

    Bill if you read this, work WITH US (the hackers and computer/tech enthusiats). Give us opportunities for innovation and creating our own successes. If you don't help us, by definition the only action we can reaonsably take is to circumvent and otherwise destroy your flagship product. We'll dilute it. We'll out-innovate it. Bill, we have the same mentality that you had / have. Millions of programmers and converts can't be wrong.

    --
    Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
  216. Re:How to make Windows better? Drop a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DHS Will be in contact with you shortly.

  217. Include xBill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuf said.

  218. not really .... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    I browse with cookies disabled most of the time - it complained and then told me how to enable cookies on various flavors of IE .... nothing at all about konq

    1. Re:not really .... by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      What about Firebird too?

      This could actually be the browser that topples IE, and there is no mention of it.

      --

      Do not meddle in the affairs of geeks for they are subtle and quick to anger
  219. while we're all bashing MS by dh003i · · Score: 1
    For what we presume to be their response to this survey, which will be ignoring responses, using them as examples of zealotry, using them to better tailor misinformation, or (gasp) using them to actually improve their product (that is still a fundamental business principle, better product = better business = more money = shareholders happy = CEO's obligations met)...while we're doing that, let's examine what the typical response would be to a Windows user who explains why he doesn't use Windows
    • You're 2u stUpId
    • You're not l33t
    • Winbloz suX0rZ
    • You just need to RTFM, bitch!
    • RT-motherfuckin-FM. Linux is easy if you just RTFM (of course, poorly formated man-files filled with useless information help matters a lot)
    • just learn how to "man command" (never-mind the fact that they might not even know what command they need to use and that many manuals from websites are poor...)
    • Etc

    There are some exceptions. The entire Gentoo community seems to be friendly to newbies, with clear documentation and a well-organized website. When I first installed GNU/Linux, I found Gentoo to be easier to install than Debian, despite the fact that Gentoo's install process is more archaic. Good step-by-step manuals and helpful users who are willing to say something more helpful than "man 'command'" do make a difference.

    The biggest problem is the common attitude that help in IRC rooms should only be sought after the manuals have been exhausted and exhaustive search efforts on Google have failed. People don't want to read hundreds of pages of documentation. Quite frankly, I don't give a shit about the details of emerge or dpkg commands. I just want to get a program installed and get to work. For example, a while ago, I wanted to install Free Mind. This program requires Java SDK 1.4. Unfortunately, my stable release of Debian (it's actually LibraNet, but who cares) doesn't allow me to apt-get that.

    So, I had to get it from Sun's official site, go through the install process. I did matters backwards and downloaded the rpm. So, I had to use alien to convert it to a deb and then figure out how to install a deb locally. Up until then, I'd simply always installed thing from apt-get, which installs over the the net and had never used alien. So I went in a #Debian room to find out how, and I got "RTFM, 'man alien' 'man dpkg'". Now, anyone who said that would know that what I had to type 'alien -d -i j2re.rpm'...would it really have been that much extra work to type that? Instead, I had to waste time going through the alien man-pages to figure that out. As it happens, it was relatively quick, but it just adds to annoyance. This is the same type of response you get for everything, which results in individuals wasting lots of time sifting through information which they will never use. Of course, what I didn't tell these dimwits is that I was doing that to avoid having to regularly boot into Windows to use FreeMind to take notes on Think and Grow Rich.

  220. Two Words by landrocker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Package Selection.

    Make it easy, with options like in some of the linux installers (Anaconda, whatever slackware uses). Have a 'install all', 'install sets', 'expert (select individual packages)'. Divide everything up into logical sets, and make sure that you have to install required components (and I don't mean IE or Windows Media Player). Perhaps have an 'Express Install' option that will install all the basic sets. You should also have the ability to add/remove sets or packages after the install.

    Just my $0.02,
    Landrocker

    1. Re:Two Words by monkeyfinger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point. After running a redhat box for a long time I got fed up with the lack of games (I live with two windows using gamers), so I set up a dual boot system with xp. After having the choice of what packages to install on redhat it was weird to install windows were it just installs everything whether you want it or not.

  221. to be answered from by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    a bazaar perspective rather than the cathedral as far as I can see...

    more naivity from users or M$?

  222. One word: by DF5JT · · Score: 1

    Boycott

  223. Windoze and Linux/*nix by BanjoBob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are just a few reasons to run Linux instead of Windoze.

    1. I can back up and restore the entire box effortlessly. You can't do a full disk backup on Windoze that I know about. There is even a page on the M$ site that says it can't be done.

    2. Security Security Security

    3. Stability Stability Stability

    4. I don't need to reboot after every little change with Linux.

    5. Patches and upgrades don't render existing services and applications broken and require days or weeks to recover.

    That's enough for me to keep using Linux/Solaris/*nix systems.

    --
    Banjo - The more I know about Windoze, the more I love *nix
  224. I must say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one of the most intelligent things that Microsoft has done in two decades, which isn't saying much.

  225. JavaScript required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I intended to take the survey, but was referred to a page asking me to enable JavaScript in my browser, followed by explicit instructions for Internet Explorer and Netscape. I use Lynx right now. How do I proceed?

    They also try to argue that their JavaScript will be nice to me, and refer me to their privacy policy - a nonexistant page...

    If I have one suggestion for Microsoft, it's for them to stop insisting that my computer should run other people's code without asking me (the user) for permission.

    1. Re:JavaScript required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use Lynx, your input isn't important to anyone but yourself anyway.

  226. The one thing Microsoft could do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    to improve their bottomline as well as acceptance across the board while combatting piracy would be to offer a Windows personality that runs on top of Linux. Wine on steroids.

    Of course, they have all the knowledge about secret APIs and whatever to make their Wine run perfectly with almost all Windows applications. They could just start with a BSD-licenced Wine variant or save time by buying out one of the companies with closed variants.

    This offer would make Linux users stop ignoring sour grapes like unplayable games and applications. It would stop people that don't actually want Windows for reasons other than insufficiently deep pockets from buying Staroffice out of necessity instead of Office. It would certainly not reduce revenue much since most people get their paid Windows versions nowadays as OEM on new machines, and new machines would probably come without a perfect Wine which would have to be paid for separately.

    And if people acquired the perfect Wine from Microsoft, they might be more inclined to actually buy instead of pirate further software, if you want to call copying, checking that it does still not run satisfactorily under Wine, and forgetting about it "pirating" in the first place.

    The next step of lethal embracing would be to make a later generation Windows as distributed actually run on top of Linux instead of standalone. They would get enterprise-level operating system and security features and performance for free. They could compile their Linux kernel with proprietary compilers that would make Microsoft Linux run quite faster on average than Linux kernels compiled elsewhere. They could put code into the kernel that would not compile except when using those proprietary compilers, keeping the main Linux kernel compilations unable to catch up to MSLinux or Lindows (oops, name taken already), even though Microsoft would provide the source of their kernel changes and additions on demand.

    Of course, the favorite Linux distribution would then become Microsoft Linux, since it would come bundled with Microsoft's Windows personality emulator, and since that would be the Linux variant most guaranteed to cooperate with it, even if they sold it separately as well in order to placate antimonopolist laws. But would they be applicable if Microsoft just offers some Linux distribution and a Windows emulator, like quite a few competitors do already?

    Be very, very glad that Microsoft currently only thinks about how to improve Windows rather than Linux. They would have the means to succeed with either. And it's one of my worst nightmares to think about what would happen if they gave the latter a serious try.

    IBM is also a heavyweight, and they have been very careful about how to get involved with Linux, not wanting to kill the goose that is laying golden eggs and opportunities.

    Microsoft would have no qualms in that respect.

  227. Microsoft sends Linux survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Only two points:

    1. Do not be surprised if the results of this survey end up in MS anti-Linux propaganda, or are otherwise used in a manner (hoped by MS, at least, to be) detrimental to Linux, or to OS in general.

    Their PR goons and lawyers probably already know what response they are looking for, and it is virtually certain that the statstics of the answers they do receive will be able to be manipulated to give it to them. In addition, the answers in general may provide new insights and ideas for, say , undermining the motivation of programmers to work on OS, or other forms of psychological warfare. After all, they have already gone after the end users, where they are discovering that bludgeoning doesn't work. Who remains to attack?

    Make no mistake: MS is fighting desperately on every front to undermine Linux, and one would be badly mistaken, IMHO, to assume that this survey represents any change of heart. This is just one more strategy to get inside the enemy's head in order to destroy him. There are bombs, and there was Mata Hari... and being asked deferentially for your opinion can be flattering, can it not?

    2. Re the sruvey itself: As Louis Armstrong famously said, "If you got to ask, you ain't never gonna know!"

    -- A.C.

  228. Two simple answers that don't need a questionaire. by mormop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1: asking why they use Linux

    It's free, it works and does what I need it to (which is a lot more than 90% of computer users need)without crashing

    and

    2: What can be done to make Windows better

    Make it free, make it work and do what I need it to without crashing.

    Seriously, this is what it boils down to at base level. I have a free OS, free upgrades, I give and receive free support, submit bug reports etc. and I have not needed to use Win98 on my desktop or WinXP on my laptop for anything. People want documents, send them a PDF and I can say all I need to in spreadsheet with OO.org and no macros and it'll open in Excel.

    For me to pay hundreds or thousands of pounds to do the same things I do now with MS would make me either so rich that I don't know what to do with my money or certifiably insane.

    --
    Hmmmmmm..... Deep fried and look like Squirrel.
  229. What we really want is ... by BlueYoshi · · Score: 1

    To put the source code of Clippy under the GPL

    --
    "Use cases are fairy tales..." I. S. 2005
  230. Suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Organize the file system coherently instead of counting on a megabyte of environment varialbles, file indexing, WinFS, *COM[+] and other forms bloat to "fix" the resulting mess. Come up with a better version system for dll's, too, and integrate the core compilers and utilities of Visual Studio into the Windows tree (assuming they don't offer the compilers with the next version of windows)
    2) Stop using "\r\n" for the EOL character. The '\r' serves no purpose other than to confuse programs that expect only one character instead of two.
    3) Give users the option to not install the "Tour of Windows XP", Active Desktop, Utility Manager, Themes, and other crap if they don't want to, and then refrain from actually installing that crap on their hard disks when the user asks that it not be included.
    4) Fully support having a computer's real time clock set to use GMT.
    5) Disable all network services by default, especially on isp connections.
    6) Provide support for other file systems such as FFS, ext2fs, HFS, etc.
    7) Develop a fork() implementation. If practical, base all spawn()-like system calls on it.

  231. This seems like a hoax by FatherOfONe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it me, or does it seem weird that the URL has nothing to do with Microsoft. It is a hardcoded IP address. Yes it does use .ASP but not .ASPX or whatever the heck that .NET crap is.

    I don't think this is from Microsoft.

    On a somewhat related topic...
    I was contacted by phone, from an outside company (not Microsoft) but sponsored by Microsoft to answer development questions. I was suppose to get $25 for their "brief" survey. I remember the last question.

    "What could Microsoft do to get you to use their software?"

    My anwer
    "GPL all your software"

    I never got my $25... Shocker!!!!

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    The more I learn about science, the more my faith in God increases.
    1. Re:This seems like a hoax by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      (edited down) I was contacted by an outside company sponsored by Microsoft. I was supposed to get $25 for their "brief" survey. I remember the last question: "What could Microsoft do to get you to use their software?" My answer: "GPL all your software"

      I never got my $25... Shocker!!!!

      I got this call, too.

      When they started to ask the questions, after promising me $25, I said "Uh... waaiiit a minute. I don't know you. You certainly don't have an existing account with me. I'm afraid until you submit payment and open an account, we're done. I'm sure you understand, but it'd be bad business on my part to act otherwise. You just send me that $25 check and allow time for it to clear, and then call me back. I'll talk to you then."

      I didn't get my money either. But I made a call-center monkey laugh out loud.

      Feel free to use this tactic to torture just about any unwanted caller. Messages for room-mates ("yeah, coincidentally, I run this message-forwarding service, and to pass word along to Scott, I'll need $5. In advance."), surveys, windshield/siding sales ("I know someone that needs that. Cough up $20.").

  232. Probably a duplicate -- but answer: src! by lpq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the one thing they don't "get". We don't want a feature, or a frill, or any particular thrill -- just the source, the full source, unrestricted for all to use or see.

    So in any future era, like the present one now at hand, when MS says goodbye to Windows [X] (current, 98), anyone can make the decision to transition based not on fear of no more security fixes or fear of being unable to keep up with new hardware -- but based on need or want for the new things in whatever
    new Win OS delights!

    That's the enduring process of open-source. The maker goes out of business and you aren't left stranded -- you have all the source code for your product. How many pieces of junk CD's have I tossed because the no longer ran on newer OS's and the companies no longer support them (assuming the company is still around). You get to a point when you want to say "STOP".

    Even linux, I watch...was true with 2.4 and 2.6....the benchmarks showed
    how nicely linux scaled under load with multiple processors...but the bottom end response time seemed to increase in both (just looking at
    graphs). Yeah, 2.4 handles itself better under high load and might not lock up like 2.2, but under low load that my system is at 99.9% of the time...?

    Does anyone still run linux on an i386? or even i586? aren't most at the Pentium-Pro/PII/PIII or better level? Does linux still run on a 386 or 486?

    Anyway...seems like so much "growth" is by forced change...is that really growth -- the music industry thought the upspurt in CD sales in the 90's was. When it was just the public playing "catchup". Now they have to go and invent a new format (duh...it's not about piracy...)

    -l

  233. Another Quality Survey from M$ by the_tipper · · Score: 1

    I am going to wait until M$ recognises Australia or Asia/Pacific as a region before filling out their crappy surveys.

  234. Divergence taken on faiith by anthonyx · · Score: 1
    I gave up on Microsoft operating systems back about Windows NT 4 Service Pack 3. At that time, I decided, based on a Linux system that I had seen several years earlier, that Linux was a superior operating system . That is, for my needs, I concluded Linux was ahead of MS operating systems by at least a few years.

    I found Microsoft's representation of what its products could do and how they compared to other products to be a misrepresentation. Since then, I have heard so much BS out of MS that I am not about to try any of their newer operating systems, no matter how much improvement MS and their shills claim. My limited earlier experience was that Linux improves at a much faster rate than MS operating systems. Since I am unwilling to give new MS operating systems a try, I take it as a matter of faith that by now they must be at least a decade behind Linux.

    1. Re:Divergence taken on faiith by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Since I am unwilling to give new MS operating systems a try, I take it as a matter of faith that by now they must be at least a decade behind Linux.

      That's the problem with a lot of people on slashdot - they've not tried something (Java, Windows, whatever) in so long that they have absolutely no idea what the current status of the thing is, yet go on bashing it based on what they think (ie want to believe) is true.

      Hey, I did the same thing about Windows myself, until I was forced to use Win 2K and found that, to my amazement, it was actually a good operating system. Linux has its strengths and advantages, and so does Windows.

  235. RPM by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
    Attempt to install package:

    >rpm -ivh xxx.rpm

    ....xxx already installed

    Query to find out what's happening:

    >rpm -ql xxx.rpm

    ....xxx not installed

    RPM has horrid problems such as the above.

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    1. Re:RPM by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      Heh. I remember that one. It happens when RPM crashes (or is killed) in the middle of an install. There are some files in /var/rpm you have to delete. (They start with two or three underscores, but I don't remember off-hand what their names are.)

  236. I disagree by dh003i · · Score: 1

    because most user's don't actually look at the source. The reason people trust GNU/Linux more than Windows is because it has a record of better security than Windows. So-long as there is real competition between various companies and products -- and I argue GNU/Linux is a competing product put forth by capitalists for non-monetary profit -- individuals can make choices so as to protect their data. The problem is that The State has created an artificial scarcity of resources, by creating property rights in information. The solution is to eliminate this artificially created scarcity (which violates real property rights). You may be interested in Against Intellectual Property by Stephen Kinsella.

    1. Re:I disagree by jc42 · · Score: 1

      ...most user's don't actually look at the source.

      Well, yes and no. For example, you might expect the typical manager or politicion to say "I'll never look at the source". But that's not what they say. When you tell them that open software is better because they can study the source, they automatically translate this to "I can hire technical people to study the source". Even a politician or PHB is smart enough to understand that you don't need everyone studying the source; you just need a few of your own people who aren't in the pay of the Other Side.

      The reason people trust GNU/Linux more than Windows is because it has a record of better security than Windows.

      Yes, of course, but a lot of the reason for this is the ease with which people can work on it independently, without needing permission from the owner. And the GPL encourages (;-) them to share their discoveries and bug fixes with the rest of us, while proprietary software encourages the vendor to file suit if you go public with security holes that you've discovered.

      All this is basically just a corollary to the ability to examine the code, and change it if a problem is found.

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    2. Re:I disagree by k12linux · · Score: 1
      ... because most user's don't actually look at the source.

      I disagree with your disagreement. :)

      The reason a lot of us trust OSS more than MS is that we CAN look at the source. For many it's the the fact that others who both distrust everybody and are technically captable CAN look at the source if they wish. (And they are likely to do so.)

      I never cared a lot about personally being able to look at the source even though I am a fairly competent programmer. But when an update to a core util came out in Gentoo, it was nice to be able to do a simple diff and find 2 lines of trivial changes. Not only could I be sure no trojan had been introduced, I could be confident that the change wouldn't break anything.

      I also think a big reason a lot of people like OSS is a matter of ownership. They want full ownership, access and control of their own data. And by their own data, I mean what they create AND what they purchase. The idea that buying a DRMed song makes you give up how/where you can listen to it is in a word offensive to a whole lot of us.

      And based on a lot of reaction I'm seeing in the education field, a lot of people want ownership of their decisions. They want to be the ones to decide it's time to upgrade to a new version of an OS or an App. They want to be the ones to decide it's time to retire older computers. They want to be the ones to decide to upgrade home computers... not be forced to in order to remain compatible with updates at work. They don't want MS making those choices for them by changing [undocumented] file formats or dropping support for a working product.

  237. They just don't get it. by bernywork · · Score: 1

    I have completed the business users survey.

    What I didn't like, and what they obviously just plain don't get is the fact that the software that I am using under Linux at the moment is both cheaper and better. (Temporarily forgetting the whole open source thing)

    All through the survey were things like:

    How good a replacement is Linux for Windows?

    (I don't see Linux as a replacement for Windows, Linux is my first choice)

    Rank the importance of server operating attributes to your organization.

    The options on this chart are:

    higher price & less effort

    lower price & more effort

    They can only be looking at it from the point of view that lower price (linux) is more effort, when in actual fact it isn't. Windows is a much higher cost as I don't have access to the source.
    With the server environment that I have at the moment on linux, I use APT to pick up and install packages from an internal mirror once they are tested and I am happy with them. This happens automatically. This therefore means that it is a lower price and less effort.

    The whole way through this survey all I could think of was "They don't get it do they? They just don't get it. How can it be so hard for them to understand?"

    They are already behind the 8 ball, and they know it. They can't escape what's happening, so now they turn to the open Linux community to ask how the hell to get them out of the mess they are in.

    Integrated products, open standards, lower costs.

    They just don't get it.

    Berny

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    Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat. -- Author unknown
  238. software installation sucks all over :) by timothy · · Score: 1

    I don't know much about Microsoft Windows, which is to say, I know even less about Windows than the little I know about Linux or Mac OS / Mac OS X. The reasons why are partly philosophical (I like Free software), partly monetary (I like free software) but mostly aesthetic (YMMV, but I like both the various Apple OSes and various *nix varieties more than I have ever liked Windows, *shrug*,no accounting for taste). That said, I've found that some software for Windows goes on easy, some doesn't -- the one time I made the mistake of actually *installing* Windows 98 on a computer, the process failed at multiple points and led to an all-day hair-pulling fest. Hardware problem? Maybe, but that hardware ran Linux fine ... My limited experience since then with Windows software has been mostly attempts to help my dad install drivers for gadgets he's bought for his several computers. My conclusion about those is that most drivers may *install* correctly, but are hampered by very poorly constructed configuration phases in the form of "Wizards" which are not very wizardly, just ambiguous exercises in condescending presumption. It's lovely when the light on a wireless card shows it's powered up and getting signal, but the driver that comes with the card says it can find no appropriate hardware ... PnP, whatever :) Isn't this the year 2003?

    If you see *nix software installation as downloading sources, configuring and compiling, then Yes, it would be a bear to anyone new to it. However, that's not the only way to install software on Linux -- software installation has come a long way in the last several years.

    [Aside #1: OK, I'll take back what I said about my Windows experience being mostly about installing random drivers for peripherals: I sometimes upgrade other people's Windows machines by adding various free software pieces, and for the software I add, the effort of installation is about the same either way, when unzipping / untar-ing with Linux vs. using WinZip or similar under Windows.]

    [Aside #2: A surprizing number of Windows machines don't have an unzipping utility built in, at least machines running Windows 98. I thought it was included, if not part of the actual OS -- am I wrong? Maybe people just throw it away, or stash it in a folder that the OS doesn't search when finding appropriate apps for compressed archives? This, like the 'just hit enter' password screen, will remain one of the Windows Universe's mysteries. In such cases, I download an unzipping utility; I found one tonight called FreeZip, which I used to put Mozilla Firebird on an unsuspecting friend's computer ... for another friend, same thing a few nights back, and on her computer we used some other random unzipping utility. Where does WinZip disappear to? Or did I just hallucinate that it used to be on Windows machines by default? Are there any good open-source unzipping programs that work on Windows? What is the airspeed velocity of a coconut-laden European swallow?]

    However, if your system can use apt-get (Debian, Red Hat) or Mandrake's urpmi, these (in most cases) wins hands-down vs. the various 'unzip, then run an installer' methods. I *have* run into some weirdnesses with apt-get (like when upgrading a 700k program tries to trigger a 300MB total system upgrade ... huh?), but I will echo another respondent by suggesting the front-end called Synaptic. Synaptic is really quite good ... it's not *completely* transparent (what is?) and it certainly is not perfect, but anything I can get to work I figure must be child's play for anyone else :)

    Once it's set up on your machine though, apt-get install $softwarepackage is a pretty low-impact installation method.

    [Aside #3: The "last couple of years" stuff includes synaptic, but not apt-get itself, which has been around for a while now :) Two other projects which cer

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  239. I think this was a good thing... by CaptainTux · · Score: 1
    I know that the hardcore zealot Microsoft haters are going to see something sinister in this survey I'd like to put forth another view on this. I'm sure it won't be popular and I'm sure someone's going to try to be a smartass about it. So be it.

    Consider that Microsoft is a corporation and as such their goal (and their responsibility to their shareholders) is to increase revenue. Over the past several years -- and especially since Linux has become a serious contender in the OS field -- Microsoft has slowly been losing market share (read: revenue) to what it sees as a rogue platform that is primarily developed by idealogs and hobby programmers.

    It would stand to reason that Microsoft wants to find out *why* so many of its customers are asking about -- and moving to -- Linux dispite all of the FUD and propaganda they've so artfully slung in recent times. They want to understand the competition, how it does things, and how it's getting things RIGHT that Microsoft has struggled with for so long (security, stability, etc). Yes, they will use this information to compete with Linux and make money. But there is nothing wrong with that. This silly belief that anyone who wants to make money writing and selling software is ridiculous. It's one of the reasons why those of us in the community are seen as zealots and idealogs. Microsoft should use whatever means it can (ethically, I mean and there is nothing unethical about research) to increase it's profit and effectively compete in the marketplace.

    So I think that, if Microsoft is in any way involved in this survey, it's a good thing. Yes, they will use the information to their advantage. But to use that information to their advantage will mean making Windows more secure, more stable, etc. That is, in no way, a bad thing. If the community really IS interested in choice as it claims then that also means supporting the "choice" of those who choose Windows (for whatever reason) over Linux. If Linux is as good as we all say (which I thin it is) then it will still win out in the end.

    --
    Anthony Papillion
    Advanced Data Concepts, Inc.
    "Quality Custom Software and IT Services"
  240. Microsoft should use BSD as Kernel and CLI by mrnick · · Score: 1

    Microsoft should follow suit and use BSD as a kernel. It's better than Linux because of it's license allows for them to keep modifications closed source. This is very attractive to profit centric companies. With a strong Kernel and a excellent command line Microsoft could focus on the GUI.

    IMHO Linux and other UNIX based operating systems, besides Mac OS X, suffers mainly from having a poor GUI Xwindows should be abandon.

    Of course Apple beat them to the punch but Microsoft has never been afraid to copy good ideas from another company have they?

    Nick Powers

    --

    Encryption: I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend your right to encrypt it...
    1. Re:Microsoft should use BSD as Kernel and CLI by CaptainTux · · Score: 1
      I've always liked the idea of Microsoft using the BSD kernel in Windows and focusing on the GUI. It would bring automatic system stability and security, and they could focus on the one thing they do very well: GUI development.

      The only thing that could present a problem is that they would still have to implement nearly the entire Win32 API into the GUI to support the applications that are already out there. You'd end up with a HUGE system. How would you suggest they handle that?

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      Anthony Papillion
      Advanced Data Concepts, Inc.
      "Quality Custom Software and IT Services"
    2. Re:Microsoft should use BSD as Kernel and CLI by mrnick · · Score: 1

      The same way that Apple did it. Have a compatibility mode and then all new software is written without the bloated Win32 API. Later once it becomes outdated you abandon the compatibility mode. It could be a great time to move to 64 bit as well.

      Nick Powers

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      Encryption: I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend your right to encrypt it...
  241. Favorite questions: by laird · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "10.Rank the importance of server operating attributes to your organization.
    (1 indicates a preference for low product cost and more administive and end-user time. 5 indicates a high up-front product cost but less user effort)"

    Note that this assumes that your two choices are "low cost/more administration" and "high code/less administration". In practice, Linus is both lower cost and lower administrative overhead, while Windows is higher cost and higher administrative overhead.

    "11.Rank the importance of easy initial configuration and setup of a server operating system against easier administration.
    (1 is easy initial setup and lousy administration and 5 is difficult initial setup and great administration)"

    Similarly, this question assumes that you have to choose between "hard setup/easy administration" and "easy setup/hard administration". Linux is both easier to install and easier to administer than Windows.

    Ah well, perhaps even by setting up false options, they'll learn something about what people consider important.

  242. My two cents by jeffguy · · Score: 1

    How to improve windows:

    1. Abolish the binary-only registry and go back to text files for configuration, it has proven over the years to be an overwhelming net-negative for the platform. XML files might be worthwhile and they could be cached in memory for speed if necessary, but the master location of this should be fixable, like WIN.INI in the old 3.1 days.

    2. Implement some sort of Mandatory Access Control (MAC) system similar to BSD's systrace, as well as network egress filtering, in order to cut down on the platform being such a virus, spambot and scumware haven.

    3. The endless install-patch, reboot, install driver, reboot, install service pack, reboot, reboot, reboot. method of bringing a system up to date is very tiresome. It takes sometimes hours to bring a system up to date after the initial OS install. Linux is install once, update whevener but force a reboot only if there is a new kernel.

    How to improve Linux:

    1. Adopt Mac OS X concept of application bundles (all required files / libraries for an app appear as one 'Icon' in the UI) instead of making us fight with package management systems like RPM to get all dependencies.

    2. Developers to be more conservative about the libraries they require (back to last major release version (whatever that would be) instead of forcing huge dependencies to bleeding edge libraries, which causes fighting with package system.

    3. Also, I look forward cessation of further development of glibc except for bugfixes, so there is a stable platform for third-party development for a decent amount of time for once. (combines nicely with 1)

  243. MSLinux? Microsoftix? by spiritraveller · · Score: 1
    16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.

    Hmmm, Microsoft planning on releasing a Linux distro?

    ... or fishing for quotes to use in their marketing?

    Regardless, I told them that the number one improvement I would like to see in Linux is more installations.... so many installations that there are no more Windows boxen left.

    I think that would be a great improvement for Linux.

  244. Source Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me see the source. I can't trust what I can't see. "Trusted Computing" is being able to view the code.

  245. Re:HKEY-LOCAL {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30e by StillAnonymous · · Score: 1

    No fucking way.

    What does HKEY-LOCAL{59031a47-3f72-.....} even signify? Nothing unless you read somewhere that it is the container for the config you wish to alter.

    At least the unix configs have comments in them and the entries make sense, AND it's plain text so you can just copy it over to another system if you want. That is the biggest disadvantage to the registry. You never know where your program's settings are and therefore can't edit/copy/back up everything related to it unless you image the entire drive. That's just stupid.

  246. good points by dh003i · · Score: 1

    though I still think there's no problem if there's sufficient competition (not possible with IP). The article I linked to is interesting, check it out.

  247. What. I. Wrote. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    15. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows.

    The surveyor might want to put a little note at the top of this survey, pointing out that Javascript must be enabled for the form to work properly.

    From a technical standpoint, I would advise Microsoft to continue working towards greater reliability and security.

    But even if Windows leapfrogged far ahead of Linux in both those areas, I wouldn't switch. As I answered earlier in the survey, I don't trust Microsoft. I don't trust their business practices. I don't trust them to be open and honest about what is going on inside my computer. I don't trust them to do anything other than find ways to derive the maximum revenue from me personally.

    It's nothing personal. Give Sun or IBM the same sort of complete control over 95% of the desktops out there, and the situation wouldn't be significantly altered. The thing is, Microsoft is forced to reconcile two orthogonal goals: Doing what is best for the users of Microsoft products, and doing what is best for their own bottom line.

    They don't know me, and they don't know what is best for me or any other individual. With Linux, I can choose exactly what my computer does, to the extent that my own computer skills will allow. Under the Microsoft paradigm, I can't tinker. I can't experiment. I might be able to study the source under their Shared-Source license if I meet certain requirements, but I can't make improvements. Hell, the rumor mill says that even suggesting improvements can be an ordeal [I can't say I have firsthand experience].

    I trust Linux and Open Source because I don't have to worry about other agendas. This isn't because everyone involved is agenda free, but because the process is transparent and no one agenda can dominate.

    The big fixes cannot be made to Windows; they must be performed on Microsoft itself. They must stop trying to take over every market, eliminate every competitor, and control the direction of an entire industry. If they open their file formats, become more responsive to reports of security threats, and begin supporting open standards, they'll find they have a huge role in the future of computing.

    More likely, I believe they'll stick with the same strategy that put them on top: Crush the competition, embrace/extend/extinguish any good ideas that come along, and do whatever it takes to "maximize shareholder value." If that's the case, I'll continue supporting Linux with my time and dollars, and watch as the world rejects their demand for total control.

    16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.

    More vendor support for hardware. Open source drivers often have to be written blindly because the manufacturer doesn't care to support it.

    More application and game support. Especially game support. For example, Microsoft has Windows/DirectX, which is certainly a powerful game development platform. Unfortunately, we're never going to see DirectX ported to Linux, and so long as game developers target only that framework, I think Linux will have to be content with a few crappy ports long after the original.

    Linux isn't without its problems. However, the biggest ones that I've mentioned aren't a problem with Linux per se, but with how others choose not to support it.

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    You want the truthiness? You can't handle the truthiness!

    1. Re:What. I. Wrote. by burns210 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple and osX use openGL for their graphics, and are quite happy doing so. Why shouldn't Linux? (it does already).

      We should put more effort into improving openGL, speed, usability, and whatnot to make it competitive with directx

    2. Re:What. I. Wrote. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Linux already does OpenGL very well, and OpenGL is very competitive with Direct3D.

      DirectX isn't merely 3D graphics. It's everything you need to create a game, including sound, joystick and keyboard inputs, network play, etc. SDL is an attempt to group the same sort of functionality into a single, easy-on-developers library. My impressions are that it's really good, but still an imperfect substitute for DirectX.

      But even if SDL and OpenGL were superior, the Linux world would still be locked out of DirectX games. Microsoft has made it seductively easy to publish games based on their proprietary platform, and very few game developers are going to trade it in for the cross-platform goodness of SDL.

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  248. Compare the market shares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    compare the market shares for Windows vs. Linux.

    You see, the retard already IS the most popular.

  249. Who else could do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see - a monoply business is threatened by the reality that their product has become replaceable by a band of superior technical people, and they are asking why. If your company had superior technical capabilities, wouldn't you just develop the superior product rather that placing the burden on your users to tell you why your product is replaceable? If this is not ingrained arrogance, what else could it be? They don't have an answer, so they spend their vast resources in the hope that their users will tell them the solution. My word for this is pathetic - but then I thought that about DOS when it first came out. Gates is not the innovator that he tells himself that he is, and, his products have reflected that for years now. DOS existed on an IBM 1130 20 years before he re-incarnated it.

  250. My wife sez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you don't know, I'm not going tell you!

  251. Setting the record straight.... by theendlessnow · · Score: 2, Informative
    The message primarily comes from Michael Surkan. This IS NOT the first time he has tried this. Mr. Surkan is notorious for the article titled:

    I Come Not to Praise Linux...

    ..written in 1998 (all links I believe are dead for this ZD article).

    Claiming to be an "engineer", Mr. Surkan lures Linux people into responding either directly or to his survey. The information is then apparently used when discussing Microsoft products with companies that are using Linux or considering the use of Linux.

    Mr. Surkan uses a similar technique for any market area for which Microsoft has a vested interest. Not just Linux.

    You can read more: http://linuxtoday.com/news/1998111802110PS

    The link I think is dead in the post... but look at the comments.

    More...
    http://slashdot.org/articles/98/11/23/2056205.shtm l

    More... (guy really needs a psuedonym)
    http://cma.zdnet.com/texis/techinfobase/techinfoba se/+0wo_qr+W_88Ks/zdisplay.html
    (pay site link to original article)

    Dig deeper and you find a lot more... a WHOLE LOT MORE. This guy has more titles than than the Library of Congress.

    You can supposedly give input directly via email to lnq@microsoft.com or msurkan@microsoft.com

  252. Re:HKEY-LOCAL {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30e by Dwonis · · Score: 1

    But an advanced computer user (i.e. the person who will be doing complex things anyway) will find the configuration file much easier, and will be able to remember it next time.

  253. Ease up on the administrator popups by ydrol · · Score: 1

    http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=13283

  254. Entering Phase 3 by benna · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let us have a short retrospect of a quotation of Mr. Mahatma Gandhi:

    "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win."

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    "It is not how things are in the world that is mystical, but that it exists." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
    1. Re:Entering Phase 3 by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you win. ...or you lose, in which case the saying should be modified to "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, then you lose."

      --

      Being bitter is drinking poison and hoping someone else will die

    2. Re:Entering Phase 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't win, he died.

  255. Re:package management is (now) painless by Technician · · Score: 1

    On Windows, this is the problem. How to keep the 5-15 year old members from accidently installing nasty stuff from the web and e-mail.

    I think better package management does not always mean the 9 year old can install and run the Blaster worm as root without help.

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  256. Games by mobileskimo · · Score: 1

    Games are becoming more commonplace on Linux. If the PC Game market holds out for a few more turns I've got no use for Windows.

    Alas, the console will kill the PC Games market in the significant numbers and therefore I don't see games becoming ubiquitous enough on Linux to make this happen. What a shame.

    All my non gaming machines are BSD and Linux boxes tho. Just my Game Rig.

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  257. Missing options from MS survey by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

    -Dump "Clippy" from Office in favor of "Cowboy Neil" assistant.

    -Sorry, I don't do windows.

    and last, but not least...

    -I tried to take your survey buy IE crashed my computer you insensitive clod!

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  258. Best Pattern by baggins2001 · · Score: 1

    With all the little windows with select boxes maybe someone with a more artistic bend could make an art piece out of their survey and we could have a contest. Snap shot your answers and submit them for the first annual MS answers art show. We could do this every year and I could bring the tent with lemonade and cookies.

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  259. practice what you preach by dave-on-the-dot · · Score: 1

    (you = one)

    I think if people are complaining about lack of software quality, well here's an opportunity to do something. No one is forcing anyone to fill out the survey, but if you don't on the premise that you're aiding Microsoft, then it is clear from your actions that your goal never really was quality software-- it was simply to get the guttural satisfaction of labeling someone as the enemy. Well, I'm not going to debate that point, but if you want change then you gotta starting practicing what you preach, even in the face of the "enemy".

    [dave steps down from his imaginary podium, nervously eyes the gathering mob in the corner...]

  260. farking turd...troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean really, I use many o.s.'es and I have NEVER had to "register an ActiveX control" you fucking moron...nice troll....I use Mac OS X every day, OpenBSD and FreeBSD everyday, and win32 whenever I am gaming or working on my girlfriend's machine (btw...I am in the industry, so don't take that comment as "just any teen talking out his ass"....ya turd) I've never had this come up in casual browsing/email/gaming/just daily use (nice special case...what, do you work for MS? the gov't? ...sheesh)

  261. cmon...don't troll he's right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try both for a time and see..install a bunch of bleeding-edge progs or fringe type stuff and see....win32 will either do it or not (and not choke as easily), whereas linux will happily go UNTIL SOMETHING BREAKS, leaving you CLUELESS unless you can read code or whatever...really...think of the public (not your elitist programming ass) and you'll see he's right

    now bsd....that's a diff story...got it right :)

    1. Re:cmon...don't troll he's right by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      well your the dumb fuck installing packages that are not ready for distribution.

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  262. Apple must be irrational by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OS X or Darwin or whatever you want to call it, is definitely BSD-type licensed. It's largely Mach/FreeBSD based, and so they have no obligation to release the source, but they do...

  263. good god is /. a linux trollfest now or what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cmon...easily half that hardware (I know cause I loaded XP on 2 pcs this last week by hand and they had ati/nvida/&sblive) IS detected during install...you're definitely FUD'ing a lot or just stupid (or possibly analretentive asshole..what, WHQL drivers included STOCK aren't good enough for you?)..lemme guess..you expected the latest Detonators in your build...fuck why bother with you stupid slashbots anymore...most of your questions give away the fact you haven't worked in the "biz" yet...cmon....all your "special case" questions are dead giveaways...who partitions and installs BY HAND anymore? right...nobody...imaging is where ALL corp action happens, fool (try ghost...you'll be amazed...or just try Norton since you sound like a weasel who lives at home and is too myopic to see past your parent's basement anyway)

  264. and this is windows fault how, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see title, fucker...oh yeah...keep yer baseless juvenile comments coming. as I like to prove people wrong about WINDOWS, so there, I said it...not true but you'll think it anyway...wow, I've got a live one tonight

  265. win32 API by abradsn · · Score: 1

    The win32 API seems well ducment to me. Compare it to other API.

    The names of the function calls are meaninfull, and there are large references published by microsoft press. Also, the SDK comes with extensive documentation. Avoid MSDN as a source of documentation though

    1. Re:win32 API by shaitand · · Score: 1

      There are also plenty of function calls which are not documented. The function calls which are often documented (on MSDN and otherwise) incorrectly.

      Compared to the other API's perhaps it is better documented. It's documented well enough to struggle through writting a win32 app with it, but it's hardly documented well enough to write a fully compatible implementation of the win32 api.

  266. Only closes the window by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Took the survey on Mac OS, and on clicking done (which has the >> after it, makes me think 'done this page, where's the next page'). The window closed, the browser did not quit.

    I've never quite understood why neither X11 nor Windows can handle the idea that an application can be running, but not have any currently open windows...

    1. Re:Only closes the window by Narchie+Troll · · Score: 1

      Oh, it can. It's just default behavior for X11 programs to quit when their last window is destroyed. Think of it this way -- how would you control that program? It's not like there's a Mac-style menu bar.

    2. Re:Only closes the window by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The program could still be *running*, just not controllable by a user. It could be a daemon or something.

  267. My answers by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1
    Yay, finally a chance, however slight, to be heard. But so I don't feel like I've totally wasted my time, here's what I said to the freeform questions:

    What could be improved about Windows?

    Better politics.

    Anyone who tells you the DMCA's anti-circumvention clause is about piracy is lying or stupid - it's about destroying fair use. DRM, implemented with Palladium and legally protected by the DMCA, is the path to a cable-TV, Minority Report, Fahrenheit 451 Internet(tm), the antithesis of what the Internet is and how I hope it will remain.

    Copyright is good, but software patents are very bad. Anyone, even I, can own copyrights, but only corporations which can afford lawyers can weild patents. In the software industry, ideas are nothing - it's the implementation that takes effort to create, so it's the implementation that should be protected. I don't like the idea that after I write software, someone who only did the easy part can steal my effort, saying "I thought of it first" and assailing me with lawsuits I can't afford.

    I could go on for pages about the evils of SCO's crazed attempts to usurp Linux.

    These are my beliefs, and it seems Microsoft disagrees with me on all points. You've bought and paid for the DMCA, you're investing in DRM and Palladium, you lobby for strong software patents, and you invest in SCO.

    I don't like my money going to those disgusting causes. Stop trying to change the world and stick to selling software.

  268. Looks like everything SCO needs by JumperCable · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is sending Linux users a survey asking why they use Linux, and what can be done to make Windows better.

    Hmmm...Looks like everything SCO needs for their lawsuit.
    # Linux of computers,
    # of CPUs

    How much did Microsoft give SCO to wage war again?

  269. Surveymonkey, u just got owned by Belzecue2 · · Score: 2

    Sigh. Hotmail email. Surveymonkey hosting... Get everybody all fired up over something and in their rush to 'be heard' they'll overlook the fact that there is not one part of this 'survey' that directly links it to microsoft. Somebody somewhere is laughing their asses off about how they got the 'linux crunchies' to go ape over a pretend survey. Nice going, Newsforge. Whatever happened to journalists checking with sources... um, like Microsoft??

  270. Re:I use Linux because you've never listened to me by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

    What backward steps are you talking about?

    Simple navigation for starters. Doskey doesn't even exist anymore. Bash-like features would be basically essential for anyone who spends more than 30 seconds at a command prompt.

    Maybe the scripting has gotten better, but that's not saying much either. I gave up on it a long, long time ago.

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  271. ms spam ! by gnarlin · · Score: 0

    They asked me for an email adress and lo and behold ... I created a hotmail account ! :)

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    1. Re:ms spam ! by djupedal · · Score: 1
      Anyone that thinks email is the only way to track you is living in the deep dark past....get a clue. You're just the dupe they're looking for.

      - tiny ftp image buried in the page...pulls your mail address from your browser setup

      - cookie that sniffs other cookies....duh...

      - bug that reads your internet prefs pane for setup...bingo! true and valid email address if your were stupid enough to think it was safe on your own computer

      - ip cross-linking....

      on and on... Not providing a valid email address may have worked 6 or 7 years ago, but today that's hardly a show-stopper. Dream on if you think so...just be sure you can afford to spend the time dealing with all the spam you'll get none-the-less. You're an easy mark, chump :) Best way to not get the clap is to not hang out with hookers in the first place.

  272. Riddle me this by interociter · · Score: 1

    Why should I help Microsoft?

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  273. what? by powlow · · Score: 1

    don't believe it for a minute...
    no links to microsoft...no microsoft mention...ip address and no domain name...

    ohh and it doesn't work in firebird...

    so all in all, a 0 out of a possible 10

  274. Give MS some data ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now every /.er go and give MS some data to chew. You need temporarily to accept cookies. I filled both home and work inquiry with qute random data. It was fun.

    "List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux" :
    1. Conquer the world.
    2. Conquer the known universe.

  275. How to make MS software better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In earnest, I answered, "Please design software that treats as primary the needs of the user, instead of the needs of your company."



    In that instant, Microsoft went poof and disappeared.

  276. Change msft business tactics by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Aside from not trusting msft, I'm also disgusted with msft.

    - Studies that "prove" msft superiority - secretly funded by msft.
    - supporting scox's extortion, fud, stock-scam.
    - sick of msft fud.
    - "updates" designed to lock-in users, instead of improving products.
    - strategically buying other companies, only to wreck products that might threaten msft.
    - deliberately breaking the law, then setteling when they get caught, as a way of doing business.
    - assorted other monopolist tactics.

    btw: I still use XP. Linux just doesn't do what I need it to do.

  277. I just wished this first appeared on The Register by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at least they check their facts, and would have picked up the phone to M$ after less than a minute's thought.

  278. Re:HKEY-LOCAL {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30e by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    No, I don't find it much easier. (I consider myself an advanced user)

    In my experience, most registry keys have much more sensible, descriptive names than the quoted example, in which case there's no practical difference between editing the text file and editing the registry. In both cases, you open the file in an editor (vi/emacs/joe/whatever or regedit), search for the thing to edit, and change it.

    In both cases, an advanced user will be fine, while a new user may well not be. New users will still want to change their screen resolution, though...

  279. to improve Windows ... by WyldDot · · Score: 1

    1)unbundled, untied browser, media player, messenger services, streaming players 2)no enforced registration 3)easier more accurate install/uninstall routines 4)no DRM or similar abuse of MY system and freedoms 5)more thorough release of programming API's - no more secrets to provide for competitive products, rather than hobbling non-Microsoft products 6)no more anti-competitive behaviour 7)no more lying to the courts or the people about Microsoft software and business practices 8)what is with this Microsoft certified driver thingey? another way to get money from device manufacturers, which directly gets passed to consumers ??? and gives Microsoft MORE unwanted, undesired control over MY choices ... 9)no more ILLEGAL, improper, undisclosed surreptitious gathering of information about me, my products, my activities, my wants, desires, or needs, my passwords, my software - in short CEASE AND DESIST SPYING on consumers ... it is not for our benefit and NEVER CAN be ... 10)tight, secure, finished code in Microsoft products, meaning no more bloat, no more back doors, no more viruses, no more vulnerabilities 11)open formats, codecs, and interoperability 12) stop stealing others work and products and trying to bastardize it or manipulate it's operation, usage, usability, functioning, distribution 13)stop bundling said bastardizations into an operating system 14)OS is an OS work on it and improve it 15)apps and apps, they will take care of themselves - or not 16)continueing Microsoft's substandard work and products will continue to drive / force Microsoft users to FOSS or another proprietary product, but still away from MS - read 1 through 15 17)continueing support for existing and opening file formats unto perpetuity 18)proper tools sets / compilers etc ... 19)CHOICES 20)retraction/repudiation of all current and prior EULA's

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  280. Re:HKEY-LOCAL {59031a47-3f72-44a7-89c5-5595fe6b30e by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Did you ever stop to think that perhaps, that's a config that MS didn't think anyone would ever want to modify? That's why it has a guid rather than a name - it's something you're not meant to want to touch.

    Now, we can argue the pros and cons of that all day, and personally no, I don't think it's right - slapping in a guid for it stinks of a lazy, "oh, no-one'll want to touch it anyway, I can't be bothered to think of a decent name for it" approach.

    It's just one isolated example though, specifically chosen to make the registry & MS look bad. Here's one for Unix - the Sendmail config file.

    That is the biggest disadvantage to the registry. You never know where your program's settings are and therefore can't edit/copy/back up everything related to it unless you image the entire drive.

    Bullshit. The registry is just a file (okay, a couple of files), sat on the disk like any other, and like any other, it can be copied. Regedit has an export function - if you like, you can export individual keys/branches or the whole damn thing. That gives you a file you can dump on another machine, double-click and have merged automatically. (And yes, if you do the whole thing, you're liable to trash the other machine, just as if you copied the whole of /etc over to a different machine with different hardware, etc)

    If your applications are dumping settings all over the place willy-nilly, that's not MS's fault. You'll be wanting to talk to the application developers.

  281. Worked on Firebird 0.7 on Linux by arevos · · Score: 1

    See subject. :)

  282. incidentally whois by WyldDot · · Score: 1

    64.73.28.28 ??? could not be found on internic ...

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  283. some of my anwsers :-D by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    • 15. List the top one or two possible improvements that you would like to see made to Windows.
      1. Kill Bill gates.
      2. Flush it down the toilet.
      3. Set Steve Balmer on fire.
    • 16. List the top one or two improvements that you would like to see made to Linux.
      1. Keep M$ out.
      2. less binary only drivers
    • 17. Please list your e-mail address if you don't mind answering follow-up questions. Your e-mail address will only be used for follow-up on this survey.
      grizzly@fuck.off.m$.u.bastards
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    Francis Smit
    1. Re:some of my anwsers :-D by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      Offtopic what are you on the topic is the M$ Survey, I completely on topic.

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  284. As an MCSE I just had to fill it out by cybersekkin · · Score: 1

    So now tell me was it a joke or for real? The questions are pretty loaded and it is impossible to either avoid being a total windows bigot and answer truthfully. BTW I am an MCSE because my company needed one and none of the Windows admins could pass the test. (Yes MS many of your supporters are stone illeterate even in your own OS and come to us Lin admins as we actually read the RFCs and study.) Yes I also have RHCE, LPI and Sair LCA a CCNA and other so cut me a break on the (MCP, MCSA, MCSE) The test were actually funy and the only one that gave me a worry was the Designing AD =---=what a pain answer read a huge paragraph and then answer a question that is nothing more than an opinion and and there are two-to-three technically correct ways to do it listed. Anyway MS can have me back when 1-they drop the GUI requirement 2-drop IIS and use Apache. 3-change their licenses away from me being a crook to use my system the way I want (Guess I am with Linux for Life then :) )

  285. Not a hoax, still slightly weasely by btg · · Score: 1

    Well, it's almost certainly not a hoax.

    Michael Surkan has also sent a similar survey request to a lot of security mailing lists, asking about the future of network security. A quick google for him suggests that he really does have the job at MS he says he has, and the email he used to post to firewall-wizards checks out.

    Personally, I'm a little alarmed to now read this article and see what _else_ he's gathering info on...

  286. Re:Linux users will fill it out, so why bother? by im+a+fucking+coward · · Score: 1

    I've got an eight page dissertation on what MS needs to fix in their OS before I can consider switching to it from Linux, and I send it in every time a company rep. is drunk enough to ask.

    How many respones have I received? 0.

    The problem is not Linux users inability to express dissatisfaction. Many of us have installed and administered large MS implementations and found them to be architectural horse shit. The problem is literally with the MS OS cap-a-pe.

    Need examples? Great, how about default install of pagefile (swap) to system partition, DLL caching to disk, PIO default HD access, and kernel cached to disk by default? When base systems are coming with >= 256 meg RAM by default, none of the these choices make any sense whatsoever, but because MS's setup is completely retarded, you're stuck with a machine working at 20-40% capacity directly from install.

    I've got 7.8 pages of more friendly suggestions, but frankly since Samba 3.0, it's easier to completely ignore MS at least on the servers. Hopefully UserLinux will pull a miracle out of Peren's sphincter and do the same for the DE.

  287. Worked Firebird 07 on WinXP (sorry) by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

    NT

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  288. Is this survey for real? by a_team_of_scientists · · Score: 1

    It strikes me as kind of fishy that MS would A) use a third party survey company to do this (or does MS own SurveyMonkey?) or B) allow this at all. I read the article and niether the author nor the LUG got a reply from Frank Williams or Michael Surkan. Is there any more evidence that it's real? I don't know what the motive could be for faking the survey.

  289. Simple! by Quixadhal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Follow Apple's lead (again!) and dump the 20-year-old DOS core of your OS, replacing it with one of the unix variants out there. Now, go rewrite your GUI and desktop API to work on top of it.

    Make a legacy layer (MS-WineX?) to run "old" apps, and have a well-documented standard API -- just ONE -- no "magical hidden" parts for people with deeper pockets -- which all developers can use to write applications. If you need help with this, find an old AmigaOS kernel/intuition reference set and read it.

    Force the hardware industry (and MS is the only one really able to do that) to get rid of the antique BIOS garbage, and adopt something more flexible like what recent Suns use. While you're at it, ditch ISA and let it rust in peace. Send the keyboard/ps2 moue controllers off with it and standardize on USB.

    At that point, you'd have a solid stable environment which CAN emulate all the bugs of yesteryear, but doesn't have to. You'd also have nicely put yourself in place as the desktop linux solution.

    One other tip.... listen to your customers. When they've been telling you your system is bug-ridden, unstable, and insecure for YEARS on end, and are CONSISTANT about these reports... maybe you should do something more than have Steve Ballmer run around on stage yelling about how great your company is?

  290. How about ... by drizst+'n+drat · · Score: 1, Interesting

    letting me buy one license for home use and letting me install it on those machines that I own! The cost can get pretty step for a household when computing as a hobby and having more than 1, 2, or 3 machines ... afterall - I don't feel like buying 6 licenses of XP Professional for each of my boxes ... as least I can buy a copy of Linux and put it on multiple boxes! Until then ... Linux is my choice!

  291. Has to be a fake. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Informative

    And for the looks of it, people are falling on themselves like lemmings. Do you guys really need that much the attention of MS?

    For once RTFA.

    You will see that somebody replied to the given address

    QUOTE
    It was signed by "Michael Surkan," using the "Reply To" address lnq@microsoft.com
    UNQUOTE

    And what did they get as a reply? this:

    QUOTE
    From: frankwilliams291@hotmail.com (Frank Williams)
    To: [name and email address removed]
    UNQUOTE

    So Frank Williams, via a Hotmail email address is helping out Mr Surkan from his hotmail account. Because arguably this Mr SUlkan is checking his own Inbox by hand? (look at the article, honest).

    And the survey is carried out in webmonkey.com Mmmmmh?!?!?

    It seems fake, it sounds fake, it must be fake and it seems like many people, on their eagernes (of what exactly?), felt for it.

    Where is all that critical thinking so many people talk about around here?

    I would not get involved with a survey I am not absolutely 100% sure it is what is says it is.

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  292. That's amusing... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just tried to fill out the business questionare honestly so they MIGHT actually use the data to improve Windows.

    Upon submission, after a very long wait, I got back document contains no data.

    I guess they should have run it on a Linux server.

    1. Re:That's amusing... by Da+VinMan · · Score: 1

      I got the same response. Must be the intended response. Looks like SurveyMonkey uses IIS, though that wouldn't really be the cause of this. Application must not be well written. *shrug*

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    2. Re:That's amusing... by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      Yea, I know... it's funny none the less.

  293. SCO, BSA, and head counting by jbeamon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a handy way for an IP address to be linked to a self-admitted number of Linux installations. I got halfway through the "at work" survey before I realized that I was quoting my company's assets and Linux installs to a web site on an IP address instead of a name. For all I know, that IP could be a guy on a cable modem, working for SCO or the BSA. No thanks. Not for me.

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  294. Faith by DrCode · · Score: 1
    Good point. I'm also tired of Linux users being called 'zealots'. After all...

    It's a fact that my Linux box crashes far less than my Windows98 box.

    It would be faith to think that giving Microsoft another $100 of my money for WindowsXP would be worthwhile, considering that every version of Windows I've used, going back to 3.0, has been terribly unstable.

  295. MS? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Common, they may not be the brightest sparks, but they are not that incapable....

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    1. Re:MS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      swooooooshhh..... that one went right over your head... has it got to be modded "funny" for you to get it????????????

      Hint... not every joke gets modded up in this place and another hint... lots of things get modded funny that don't deserve it...

  296. Re:I use Linux because you've never listened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DOSKEY is missing because command line history is built in now. But I guess if you gave up on it a long time ago, then you really have no business commenting on it now.

    It's still not as good as bash, but it's much better than it used to be. It even has tab completion, provided you enable it in the registry. And before you complain about esoteric registry changes, cmd /? will tell you all about it.

  297. Too Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad that this isn't rated "Score: 5, Funny"

  298. Riiiiight... by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1

    -and his getting people to believe in his non-existence is one of the most subtle marketing ploys since Old Scratch did it...

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  299. Phase 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess we're already on phase 4: we won.

    Microsoft is in its initial steps of adapting to a Linux-ruled world. They are starting to change their powerful marketing machinery towards a conciliation strategy, they want to show interest, then change their "collective mind", and one day we will forget they were against linux, just like we forgot they were against the internet.

    Do they care about Windows?

  300. Re:I use Linux because you've never listened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Doskey doesn't even exist anymore.
    Doskey's still there. I use it all the time. Create a cmd.exe shortcut with the command line
    %windir%\System32\cmd.exe /k doskey /macrofile=file_of_macros
    Gives similar functionality to bash aliases.
  301. ok, I agree by dh003i · · Score: 1

    With basically everything you've said. However, I think we're being far too narrow in looking at the problem. The real problem is that ideas and expressions are aggregiously being treated as if they are scarce-resoucres, that is are subject to ownership. By creating an artificial scarcity -- which is what patents and copyrights do, and what alot of other government regulations in real property do -- you artificially raise prices and hinder production, which is harmful to increases in the standard of living.

    1. Re:ok, I agree by k12linux · · Score: 1

      My view on this:
      - patent protecting an actual implementation of an idea - Good.
      - patent protecting just an idea - Bad
      - patent protecting an implementation of an idea which is trivial and likely to be duplicated without copying - Very Bad
      - patent protecting physical things - Good
      - patent on nearly anything in the tech sector for a period of 20 years - Very Very Bad

      Justfications: I think patents do have their place to encourage innovation. But I think the current system is far too unbalanced. A 20 year patent on technology might as well have an infinate lifetime. These days tech just doesn't have the shelf life to support a 20 year patent. When your new fancy internal combustion engine barely changes in 50 years, a 17 year (the old term) patent might be ok.

      A 20 year patent on a new chip design basically means a lifetime patent. By the time the patent expires there will be no use for someone else to build on your design since it'll be obsolete.

      I also think the current patent system needs to be changed into something that encourages innovation more than it discourages it. A company spewing out patents on things which others are very likely to do on their own is useless to innovation. We see useless/rediculous patents on /. all the time.

      You shouldn't need a group of lawyers every time you want to write a program or change a GUI design to meet a need.
      </rant>

  302. Worked fine to me by Bilange · · Score: 1

    Im using Firebird 0.7 (On Windows :X) but it worked okay.

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  303. moral objection to patents by dh003i · · Score: 1

    Irrelevant of all the (valid) poitns you made about how patents are often harmful, they are simply inconsistent with property rights and should not be subject to ownership. Only scarce resources are subject to becoming property (privitization). Furthermore, creating legal rights (patents) in ideas violates real property rights, by telling the owner of one piece of property that he can't mold it in the way of his choosing. (see the excellent Kinsella paper I pointed out).