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  1. Re:R.I.P. Sen. Tubes on Ted Stevens and Sean O'Keefe In Plane Crash · · Score: 1

    You forgot: "TTL expired in transit" %

  2. Re:ask to see a server they configured on Measuring LAMP Competency? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I had one interviewer last year ask for access to previous customer data. I used to work in the Banking and Energy Generation/Supply industries, so I simply told the interviewer that I value my business relationships too much to turn over confidential information to a stranger. If you want to know if someone knows how to configure Samba, give the applicant the criteria you want fulfilled, have them write a smb.conf file, run testparm against it, and then see if it fulfills your criteria. Every admin has their personal preferences how to code and solve problems. If you find someone who can solve yours, let them do what they do best and hire them.

  3. Big Deal... on Stanford, U.C. Berkeley Offer Students Genetic Testing · · Score: 1

    When I was in college, it wasn't a good night out unless I swapped saliva with a coed.

  4. Re:Avatar did not address the uncanny valley on James Cameron On How Avatar Technology Could Keep Actors Young · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahhh, I see the grammar Na'vi's are out in force.

  5. Re:Wrong on UK Wants To Phase Out Checks By 2018 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It isn't spelt 'checks' it's 'cheques' in the UK - for fucks sake get it right.

    Don't you mean "for fuques sake"?

  6. Re:seems to work on IBM Smartphone Software Translates 11 Languages · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where's the "My nipples explode with delight!"+1 mod when I need it?

  7. Schrodinger's PC. on IBM Takes a (Feline) Step Toward Thinking Machines · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, it's completely unservicable.
    I heard that if you open the case to check the hardware, there is always a dead CPU.

  8. How the mighty have fallen on IBM Uses Call-Detail Records To Identify "Friends" · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a former IBM employee, I am disappointed to see the company that gave us some of the best typewriters in the world, the mainframe and the Personal Computer, producing this sort of drek after slashing jobs in the US.

    I guess it was a matter of time before "IBM India Research Lab" produced something like this. They certainly haven't been producing any real business machines or providing decent customer service to IBM Global Services customers.

    Look for more of the same from IBM. IBMs CEO Sam Palmisano has said repeatedly in the past year that IBM will be focusing more on "analytics".

  9. Re:That won't scare Slashdotters . . . on New Zealand Creates Safety Billboard That Bleeds When It Rains · · Score: 1

    How about a billboard with Natalie Portman in hot grits, wearing a t-shirt? ...that gets wet when it rains!

  10. Dear Strong Bad... on Strong Bad Episode 1 Hits the WiiWare Shop · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do you hold the Wii controller with your boxing gloves on?

    Yours truly,
    Chicago, Illinois

  11. Re:Professors on Brian May, Rock Legend, Publishes His Thesis · · Score: 1

    Since it would be in space, wouldn't it make you more similar to Flash Gordon? BTW, He'll save every one of us.

  12. Re:Two words... on Pickens Plans On Wind Power · · Score: 1

    No big deal. The plains of Nebraska and Kansas will go from producing Shredded Wheat to producing "Shredded Tweet".

  13. Re:Vandalism... on BMW Introduces GINA Concept Car, Covered In Fabric · · Score: 1

    Probably the same thing that happens when a vandal takes a screwdriver or crowbar to your trunk lock or a rock to your side windows.

  14. Re:Oh, I Can See the Dialog Now ... on Sci-Fi Channel Merging TV Show with MMO · · Score: 5, Funny

    Fat chance. That dialog was far more coherent than anything Boll has ever directed.

  15. Re:Brilliant! on SCO Goes Private With $100 Million Backing · · Score: 1

    I seriously doubt the investment group is going to sue IBM.
    Not if this particular member has any say in it. He's got too much stock at stake in IBM.

  16. For an earlier perspective... on Pre-20th Century Gadgetery · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Edgar Allan Poe wrote an essay about The Turk in 1836 titled "Maelzel's Chess Player".

  17. Re:oh good on MIT Releases the Source of MULTICS, Father of UNIX · · Score: 1

    I'll up you a ROTS reference...

    "Where is...SCO?"

    "It's dead Darl, you killed it."

    "Noooooooooooooooooooo!"

    (The emporer laughs wildly)

  18. Re:I'm ready to lose my childhood memories.. on Thought-Controlled Prosthetics · · Score: 1

    Whoa. Careful, you dont want to wind up like this guy.

  19. Re:nope. on Paying People to Argue With You · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now you're just contradicting.

  20. I heartily disagree. on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 1

    Most of the people I have ever worked with or for that swore regularly when trying to have a discussion struck me as unbalanced and erratic. This is not the sort of behavior that you want to display in front of a prospective client that you do business with and have them feel confident giving you money.

    The behavior might be fitting in an army barracks, but it's not something that is appropriate in the office.

  21. Re:Bad article on Getting Grubby & Demystifying Linux Booting · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm not sure I agree about this being a bad article. Sure the things the author goes into are things that are second nature for experienced linux users, but people who have only been exposed to Red Hat or Fedora might not be familiar with all of the logs that are collected in /var/log and might not really know just how useful grep and dmesg can be. It might not warrant it's own webpage, but I hope the author considers posting it as a sticky to Linuxquestions.net

  22. Re:A Note On The Three Check Security Approach on Data Centers in Strange Places · · Score: 3, Funny

    1) What is your name?
          "Cowboy Neil"
    2) What is your quest?
          "To fix the bricked file server"
    3) What is the Emacs key binding for going to the previous line and decreasing the indent?
          "What? I don't know tha.. AARRRRGGGHHHHH!"

  23. Re:a better name on Japanese Stealth Fighter Announced as 'Return of the Zero' · · Score: 1

    Even "Zero" can be measured. I propose they call it "NULL".

  24. Re:Uh Oh on Cracked Linux Boxes Used to Wield Windows Botnets · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the linux community will quickly find and provide patches for the vulnerabilities.
    Unfortunately, the admins of the servers will get behind in their patching or just complacent.

    Someone I travel to work with got called at 4am one morning by his co-lo with the message "You're box is trying to root all the other boxes in the cages, we're pulling the network cable indefinitely."

    It was later determined that he got rooted through a 4 month old SSL vulnerability. The patch was available, he just assumed that a linux box in a well managed co-lo would be secure enough.

  25. Re:Steam...from a cold meteor? on Mysterious Peruvian Meteor Disease Solved · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The amount of heat energy released from a large mass impacting another large mass can be pretty significant.