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  1. Re:Hello its colour not color on Seven Color LED Mousepad · · Score: -1, Troll

    How can it be off topic when i'm trying to get the editor to change the title due to a mistake in the american literacy system and show some respect towards other english speaking nations?

  2. Hello its colour not color on Seven Color LED Mousepad · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    this site isn't just visited by Americans, please spell it the real way and not the lazy haphazard typical I'll do it the good ole' American way. I'm only moaning like a bitch because doing research online is annoying when Americans decide to change english words to better suit their educational needs, ie to save money.

  3. Re:You IT Folks Sure Are Snotty on Giving Up Passwords For Chocolate · · Score: 1

    So some sort of OS (we shall say windows in this case) to scan us for our ID badges and whatnot, yeah, thats like giving eyes and ears to skynet!

  4. Do what i do on A La Carte Cable TV Channels? · · Score: 1


    *Cleans nails with a file*
    I don't pay because I don't watch.
    *Blows on nails*

  5. If only firewire could do this as well on USB Going Wireless · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Then it would be more exciting, imagine a hard drive wireless at a real speed of 400mps, never mind trying it with FW800. You could stream the DV off a camera right onto an external HD, think of the time saved if it was automatic as soon as you walked through the door?

  6. Reminds me of a joke I know on Real Begs Apple for Alliance · · Score: -1, Troll


    A man is stuck in quicksand and he is shouting for help. Along comes a man and he thanks his luck, this man can help him. He says to the man:
    "Please please help me, my feet are stuck in this quick sand i'm going to die."
    The man replies in a camp voice: "Only if you suck my dick". The man in quicksand tells him to fuck.
    An hour later the man in quicksand is shouting for help again. Again he is lucky, another man finds him stuck in the quicksand, but its up to his stomach.
    "Please please help me, my body is being crushed in this quick sand i'm going to die."
    The man replies in a camp voice: "Only if you suck my dick". The man in quicksand tells him to fuck.
    Another hour later, another man sees him in distress. Joyful and desperate the man in quicksand with only his head poking out says painfully:
    "He..lp me, please, i'm go..ing to die, i can't breathe well, help me out and I will suck your dick."
    The would be rescuer shouts in disgust and promptly stamps on his head, buring him.

  7. Re:saw this first hand on Projectionists Using Night Vision Goggles in Theaters · · Score: 1

    I wonder if cinemas (im english yes) would take up a policy for safeguarding camera phones and such rather than turn people away. Hand it in at the security checkpoint and have it labelled and signed then get it afterwards, if its stolen its the cinemas fault for not safeguarding the property of others and then YOU can kick them out, like they do is Soviet Russia!

  8. Yay! More Hypno Toad on Futurama: Can it be True!? · · Score: 2, Funny


    TV: All Hail the Hypno Toad. MMMMMMMM
    Fry: This show has been going downhill since season 3.

  9. I love futurama (who doesn't) on Futurama: Can it be True!? · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    I downloaded every single episode, i hope to do so again.

  10. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: -1, Troll

    I don't understand these mods, how can your post be a troll?

  11. Re:Once again... "In other news" on Microsoft's Long-Playing Business Record · · Score: 3, Insightful


    In more news today
    Grass can be yellow
    sky is black at night
    Sapphire breaks the myth on the last one

  12. So can we have underwater cities n ow? on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 1

    Electronics are unharmed so traffic lights and telephones will work and we could get to make alot more breeding room for us underneath the ocean, just make a few gallons, build the city and we have our new atlantis!

  13. Re:Ted Kennedy on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 1

    Its so funny yet I don't get the joke! I am literally pissing myself at a joke a don't understand, god its so hard to type this post!!!@

  14. In Soviet Russia... on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: -1, Troll

    ....water wets YOU!

  15. Four Links? on Positive Reviews For Nvidia' GeForce 6800 Ultra · · Score: 1

    Is slashdot trying to water down the /. effect, is there enough of us to take out all 4 sites from one article?

  16. It looks good on iPod Mini Custom Installation In A Ford Explorer · · Score: 2

    but when i saw it was a .mac homepage i expexted it to be slashdotted, luckily only 20000 of us hit that site. Kudos to the owner for doing it, it looks nice and nobody should really knock the effort he has gone through.

  17. Re:Really how fast is this 1.25GHz machine on Apple Revises eMac · · Score: 1

    Except market share.

  18. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Microsoft Announces Three More Critical Vulnerabilities · · Score: -1, Troll

    fucking hell my karma WAS damned

  19. If they really want to improve sales they should.. on N-Gage QD - Nokia's Answer To The Critics? · · Score: 1

    ...bundle it with either Duke Nukem Forever or offer a rebate when purchasing it with a Phantom Console.
    The running theme in this post is that nobody "gets it".

  20. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Microsoft Announces Three More Critical Vulnerabilities · · Score: 0, Troll

    ah well, karma be damned for trying.

  21. In Soviet Russia... on Microsoft Announces Three More Critical Vulnerabilities · · Score: -1, Troll

    critical updates YOU!

  22. Re:No way on Iomega Ships 35GB 'Son of Jaz' · · Score: 1

    No way did i think that this was a troll, if i had some points this would of been modded funny simply for the blunt statement.

  23. Re:How to do it... on Why Mobile Phones Are Annoying · · Score: 1


    Interesting, Are you saying that that person should ignore the phone call and use their money to ring them back or wait for that person to ring them back when they are not with you?
    I answered a call once, it was on vibrate as well and i was in a conversation at the time. Should i of ignored the vibrating sensation in my pants to finish off the conversation first?
    Even in real conversations you can get interrupted, that annoys me more than anything and its more annoying than the phone call, at least the caller isn't being ignorant towards the others they have interrupted, if only because they don't know the person they are ringing is in a conversation.

  24. Re:Information security on What Should a Documentary Filmmaker Ask About Offshoring? · · Score: 1

    You can't be that paranoid, you're not posting AC!

  25. Re:When talking about uploading software... on Mars Rovers Still Going Strong, Mission Extended · · Score: 1

    Yeah thanks, yeah mods btw, a joke whether funny or not are not a troll, they are still a joke.