How do these guys win new contracts from major companies? Amazing, truly amazing... I interviewed there once, got an offer, but that very night when I was thinking about taking the job, I had a pentagram stigmata burns appear on my back! It took 3 months of holy water baths to get it off...
From an radio intercepted from the Whitehouse:
"...we will NOT allow these axis of ebil terrorize our upstanding rednecks! Prepare to redeploy all the remaining troops to Nigeria at once... And make sure they don't have any _nucular_ weapons while you're there!"
Oh whoopty-effin-doo, let me pee from all the excetement! iPod can be used as an overpriced energy-inefficient lousy-seek-rates-and-transfer-speeds removable storage device! Who would have thought... fanboys.
So for now when I'm being mugged, I'm not really worried about some punk chopping my hands off! I just can't wait for this lovely invention to hit the market. We live in truely delightfull times...
People who think this is a good idea, are you for real??? Do you know how much work goes into protecting large corporate networks, rigorous testing of each and every patch before it goes into production, reacting to IDS alerts, identifying potentially vulnerable environments, etc... The fact remains the same, both worms exploit the same vulnerability, both worms modify system data without user's consent, and both are potentially "lethal" because of unpredicted errors and patch compatibility issues. Let's not pee our pants trying to cheer. This is not white hacking. White hacking is identifying the vulnerability, and advising the user on how to protect themselves, but what do I know, feel free to flame, cause that seems to be the common trend on/. these days...
Just over 2 years ago the same senator was singing a totally different tune. Sen Hatch, as a Chairman of the Judiciary Committee introduced The Internet Integrity and Critical Infrastructure Protection Act, which was essentially the anti-hacking act all by itself... go figure.
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What's the name of that organization again? These guys are clearly the notorious terrorists and axis of evil!
With a service history like this:
p ort_agency_it_failure/ v enue_sacks_eds/ _ abbey_offshore/
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/26/child_sup
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/12/11/inland_re
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/05/04/eds_mulls
How do these guys win new contracts from major companies? Amazing, truly amazing... I interviewed there once, got an offer, but that very night when I was thinking about taking the job, I had a pentagram stigmata burns appear on my back! It took 3 months of holy water baths to get it off...
From an radio intercepted from the Whitehouse: "...we will NOT allow these axis of ebil terrorize our upstanding rednecks! Prepare to redeploy all the remaining troops to Nigeria at once... And make sure they don't have any _nucular_ weapons while you're there!"
Oh whoopty-effin-doo, let me pee from all the excetement! iPod can be used as an overpriced energy-inefficient lousy-seek-rates-and-transfer-speeds removable storage device! Who would have thought... fanboys.
So for now when I'm being mugged, I'm not really worried about some punk chopping my hands off! I just can't wait for this lovely invention to hit the market. We live in truely delightfull times...
Just give it a few weeks, and some dork is gonna mod this case by installing 6 jet powered fans, blow holes, and a see through plaxiglass window...
People who think this is a good idea, are you for real??? Do you know how much work goes into protecting large corporate networks, rigorous testing of each and every patch before it goes into production, reacting to IDS alerts, identifying potentially vulnerable environments, etc... The fact remains the same, both worms exploit the same vulnerability, both worms modify system data without user's consent, and both are potentially "lethal" because of unpredicted errors and patch compatibility issues. Let's not pee our pants trying to cheer. This is not white hacking. White hacking is identifying the vulnerability, and advising the user on how to protect themselves, but what do I know, feel free to flame, cause that seems to be the common trend on /. these days...
Just over 2 years ago the same senator was singing a totally different tune. Sen Hatch, as a Chairman of the Judiciary Committee introduced The Internet Integrity and Critical Infrastructure Protection Act, which was essentially the anti-hacking act all by itself... go figure.
Make sure you kid doesn't whistle any pop tunes on the way to school, he might end up loosing his lunch money...