User: laejoh

Re:My manhood isn't online

On: How Do I Make My Netbook More Manly?

Yeah, that big marketing whole right now really did it!

Re:I love it...

On: The Pirate Bay Comes To Facebook

... raping the corpse of Pope John Paul II while wearing nothing but a purple party hat and pink woad...

torrent?

Re:This is actually pretty scary

On: Cotton Swabs are the Prime Suspect In 8-Year Phantom Chase

A lack of impulse control and short attention span is a problem.

Yeah, and when you have "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tatoed on your forehead AND you're driving a motorcycle with a sidecar...

Re:Hackers.

On: Botnet Worm Targets DSL Modems and Routers

That's what she said :(

Re:Oh, Joy, Joy, more oil comsumers

On: World's Cheapest Car Goes On Sale In India

See this for an explanation!

Re:You kids!

On: Brain Decline Begins At Age 27

Is this one of these your mum jokes?

Re:No need for missiles

On: US Pentagon Plans For a Spy Blimp

rps: rocket propelled sharks!

Re:fp

On: Feds Demand Prison For Guns N' Roses Uploader

A man may fight for many things. His country, his friends, his principles, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn.

Re:Found guilty

On: Chimp Found Plotting Against Zoo Guests

Last year? The 32-year-old-alpha male, I see!

Re:pah...

On: The First Phone Call Was 133 Years Ago

When it's 1337 then it may be considered 'news for nerds'...

There, I corrected it for you!

Re:Patent sucks

On: The First Phone Call Was 133 Years Ago

But as the summary implies and history records the patent application in this case was a race to the patent office. Several people had developed working telephones at that point.

Why a race to the patent office? If working telephones already were developed he could have called!

Re:Who are locals?

On: How To Keep a Web Site Local?

Dunno. Only know about these guys.

They cleaned up the website, the previous version was even more clear about why you weren't wanted.

Re:Brilliant!

On: UK School Introduces Facial Recognition

First the UK, then later on, when they have the courage and the technology (Beowulf?) Japan!

Re:Hmmm...

On: Exoplanet Found In Old Hubble Image

No problem, I'll be here all day.

Re:Crocs? In Florida?

On: Crocodiles With Frickin' Magnets Attached to Their Heads

<voice type="Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf">There are no Crocodiles in Florida, except in zoo's or animal parks.</voice>

There, I corrected your comment

Re:Not news for nerds.

On: Slumdog Millionaire Takes Home 8 Oscars

Hey, I know I'm obese but you don't have to rub it into my face you insensitive clod!

Re:Project files? Now we hide the source files!

On: Web-based IDEs Edge Closer To the Mainstream

Hey, I'm an emacs user, you insensitive clod!

Re:Hrm, I wonder what they use...

On: Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation?

They do, and ask for a second opinion. If the second opinion agrees they yahoo!

Re:Multiple redundancy

On: Major Cache of Fossils Unearthed In Los Angeles

That's why there is the -z option, so that you can include gzip compression.

Re:?'s meaning - literal and implied

On: Is the Relational Database Doomed?

Mu!

Re:Few stories back...

On: One Broken Router Takes Out Half the Internet?

Kinky!

Re:No thanks!

On: Do We Need a New Internet?

In the middle east there's a religion which is being severely abused to incite hate and wage wars around the globe.

You're talking about those pesky white anglo saxon prostestants who are messing up Iraq and Afghanistan, aren't you?

Re:Just look at what happens to walled/gated commu

On: Do We Need a New Internet?

And initially two died in a blogging accident. After the results got posted there was a great uprising!

Re:Harden up

On: Do We Need a New Internet?

I'm going for +11 insightful:

Piracy is not a freedom?

Re:Why not?

On: Do We Need a New Internet?

No, the reason you get those ads for fake pills is that someone with antisocial tendencies is sending them to you using hijacked systems.

That's what she said, she didn't want to break his heart!