The same goes for propellor planes. Many people think the propellors are there to make the plane fly but their only use is to cool down the cockit. You can cleary observe the pilots sweating when the propellors stop to rotate!
Religion! They however called it the FSM instead of a 7-foot tall bunny made of spaghetti, used video tape, and lug nuts. They also did mention a beer volcano!
My name is Owen Clarke, I am the credit manager in a bank here in the West Africa. If you're reading this, I'm dead.
I am contacting you of a business transfer, of a huge sum of money from my deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything has been well taken care off, and all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.To ease your apprehension, I got your contact from the British chambers of commerce and industry, foreign trade division.
Since my death, none of my next-of-kin are alive to make claims for my money as my heir, because they all died in some freak accidents(May their souls rest in peace). I cannot release the funds from my account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in the banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I hereby seek your permission to have you stand as my next of kin, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by a lawyer for the funds Twenty- Eight million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$28,500,000.00) in a domiciliary account to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. Because after four years the money will be called back to the bank treasury as unclaimed bills and the money shared amongst the directors of the bank. so it is on this note i decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin/beneficiary to this funds rather than allow the bank directors to shar! e thi! s money amongst themselves at the end of the year. It may interest you to know that I have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the following information if you are interested.
1.A Beneficiary name.In order for me to prepare the PAPER WORK for transfer of the funds in your name.
2.Details particulars of your contact address.
3. Direct Telephone and fax numbers;.For our personal contact.
I shall be compensating you with 25% of the total sum on final conclusion of this project for your assistance, as I have also thought of doling out 5% to charity organisation from your locality based on your recommendation another 5% for the services of the lawyer while the balance 65% shall be for me for investment purposes in your country as i cannot bring back this cash to my country. If this proposal is acceptable by you, please endeavor to contact me immediately.
Do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you by informing you of this transaction from my bank as I will advise you to kindly desist from responding at all if you do NOT intend to render any assistance. Endeavour to respond via my secured email address: owencclarke@mjonesfamily.org
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Did it involve kicking dead whales down the beach?
The same goes for propellor planes. Many people think the propellors are there to make the plane fly but their only use is to cool down the cockit. You can cleary observe the pilots sweating when the propellors stop to rotate!
Religion! They however called it the FSM instead of a 7-foot tall bunny made of spaghetti, used video tape, and lug nuts. They also did mention a beer volcano!
Don't forget Abdullah Al-Hazred!
They need to do way instain Swizec!
In Soviet Russia?
I've already.#¼#éÃdj $Ã{sdNO CARRIER
Now that will be the day!
From a soundstage on Mars?
If you have a crystal ball you have more to worry about than beging wrong!
That's why I raise my kids with conditioning!
Carry on, and attach a dynamo to his corpse! I think we'll be able to generate a lot of free electricity!
Dear Weaselly Bastards,
My name is Owen Clarke, I am the credit manager in a bank here in the West Africa. If you're reading this, I'm dead.
I am contacting you of a business transfer, of a huge sum of money from my deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that everything has been well taken care off, and all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.To ease your apprehension, I got your contact from the British chambers of commerce and industry, foreign trade division.
Since my death, none of my next-of-kin are alive to make claims for my money as my heir, because they all died in some freak accidents(May their souls rest in peace). I cannot release the funds from my account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in the banking guidelines. Upon this discovery, I hereby seek your permission to have you stand as my next of kin, as all documentations will be carefully worked out by a lawyer for the funds Twenty- Eight million, Five Hundred Thousand United States dollars (US$28,500,000.00) in a domiciliary account to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin. Because after four years the money will be called back to the bank treasury as unclaimed bills and the money shared amongst the directors of the bank. so it is on this note i decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the next of kin/beneficiary to this funds rather than allow the bank directors to shar! e thi! s money amongst themselves at the end of the year. It may interest you to know that I have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of the deceased beneficiaries.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of our mutual business endeavor by furnishing me with the following information if you are interested.
1.A Beneficiary name.In order for me to prepare the PAPER WORK for transfer of the funds in your name.
2.Details particulars of your contact address.
3. Direct Telephone and fax numbers;.For our personal contact.
I shall be compensating you with 25% of the total sum on final conclusion of this project for your assistance, as I have also thought of doling out 5% to charity organisation from your locality based on your recommendation another 5% for the services of the lawyer while the balance 65% shall be for me for investment purposes in your country as i cannot bring back this cash to my country. If this proposal is acceptable by you, please endeavor to contact me immediately.
Do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you by informing you of this transaction from my bank as I will advise you to kindly desist from responding at all if you do NOT intend to render any assistance. Endeavour to respond via my secured email address: owencclarke@mjonesfamily.org
Thanks and best regards, OWEN CLARKE
That's why we have windows servers!
Not me, it's the only way to get access to a boob.
Why, en_GB.UTF-8 ofcourse!
Yeah, beware of hackers! Imagine going to work at school labelled "Crack $5/bag" with a goatse picture on the strategic hotspot!
Next to the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Virgin at 30? What were you before that age?
I'm Belgian, guess how this slashdot post makes me feel, you insensitive clods!
The people where you used to work sound like my parents!
Nowadays it's called pair programming.
Tubgirl comes to mind... sorry!
Naaa, not true, one pun they missed, it's aboot a 1000 miles north from Tornado Alley!
How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
Let me put on my robe and wizard hat.