That 'way' has been discovered, by Homer J. Simpson! It's the dogs with bees in their mouth that do the hunting and when they "catch" they will bark and shoot bees!
Yeah, redundancy is the reason why I still have porn magazines hidden underneat the mattress! One backup to rule them all, and several magazines for the mission critical porn (don't ask!)
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You're absolutely right, it should be GNU/partisan crowd noise!
As a ColdFusion developer I resent that remark, you insensitive clod!
Don't forget, next time you try to simulate the bug mount a scratch monkey first!
That 'way' has been discovered, by Homer J. Simpson! It's the dogs with bees in their mouth that do the hunting and when they "catch" they will bark and shoot bees!
You have to give some soft spoken girl the answers... ROFLMFAO
Damn, they know our weakness. I bet that's what sex feels likeç
You do realise you're contributing to global warming, do you?
Ooooops, I meant
Hey, I agree. I love CLIs and all the little tools but if they don't 'cut' it...
Here's what I do when I get stuck in awk:
Will these rat things be programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area?
It doesn't matter. If you code like I do you don't need to worry about the difference between /bin/sh and /bin/bash:
<begin file A>
#!/bin/bash
perl <<EOP
print "hello world\n";
EOP
<end file A>
<begin file B>
#!/bin/sh
perl <<EOP
print "hello world\n";
EOP
<end file B>
See? Both work, it's so easy!
My eyes, the contact lenses, they do nothing!
Yeah, redundancy is the reason why I still have porn magazines hidden underneat the mattress! One backup to rule them all, and several magazines for the mission critical porn (don't ask!)
What? At \documentclass{article}?
We must protect our precious bodily fluids!
It's only the FSM hacking away in LOGO, coding a replacement for Steve Ballmer for after his retirement:
TO CHAIR REPEAT 4 [FD 100 RT 90] FD 200 END
I'm curious, which industry are you in? Telephone sanitisers by any chance?
At first I was afraid, what could the answer be?
It said as your spending approaches zero what does penis size will be?
So I tried to work it out, but I knew that I was wrong.
I struggled; I cried, "A problem shouldn't take this long!"
I tried to think, control my nerve.
It's evident that spending's tangential to that penis-position curve.
This problem would be mine if I just knew that tangent line.
But what to do? Show me a sign!
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.
.
So I thought back to Calculus.
Way back to Newton and to Leibniz,
And to problems just like this.
And just like that when I had given up all hope,
I said nope, there's just one way to find that slope.
And so now I, I will derive.
Find the derivative of penis position with respect to spending time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive. Hey, hey!
You must be new here ;)
Since before you were born Cobol had loops. Cobol-77 already had the perform varying statement to integrate over a variable.
c1 and c2 are subroutine labels.
Ramen, the FSM created COBOL, that's why there is a GOTO statement; COBOL programs are full of spaghetti code!
Well, let's hope no robots from krikkit try to steal the ashes
All your base are belong to us!
I for one predict a sharp increase in operating system research, multi-process synchronisation in particular!
This is slashdot, we don't use soaps!
It's called erotics, isn't it?
It was a soundstage on Mars!