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  1. Re:Wired: The Eternal Value of Privacy on Privacy and the "Nothing To Hide" Argument · · Score: 0

    Neo, is that you?

  2. FLT on Text Compressor 1% Away From AI Threshold · · Score: 0

    Cuius rei demonstrationem mirabilem sane detexi. Hanc limen exiguitas non caperet.

  3. Re:But but but on NASA Purchases $19M Russian Space Toilet · · Score: 0

    You had privacy? Luxury!

    Kids these days...

  4. Re:And yet... on Granny Sues RIAA Over Unlicensed Investigator · · Score: 0

    YDHTBALTGLAOS

    You Don't Have To Be A Lawyer To Give Legal Advice On Slashdot.

  5. OB: Spinal Tap on Bill Gates Drops To Number 2 · · Score: 0

    Well, it's one more, isn't it? It's not one. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at one. You're on one here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on one on the Forbes' list. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Marty DiBergi: I don't know.

    Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi: Put it up to two.

    Nigel Tufnel: Two. Exactly. One more.

  6. Re:I'm sorry... on Slackware 12.0 Released · · Score: 0

    Netcraft never confirmed, so, think of it as if it didn't happen...

  7. Re:Printable Link - All in one page on A Look Inside the NCSA · · Score: 0

    A great way to finish off all those 'if-questions':

    In 10 years, they'll glue balls to your aunt and call her your uncle!

  8. Re:So Douglas Adams was right... on What Happened Before the Big Bang? · · Score: 0

    But not necessarily in chronological order though!

  9. Re:Easy on What Happened Before the Big Bang? · · Score: 1, Funny

    He finally did get his shit together and did the whole "let there be light" thing, though.

    I'm sure you meant to say:

    He finally did get his shit together and did the whole "let there be a midget" thing.

    I forgive you,

    Ramen

  10. Re:Ob(ligatory) Monty Python on Pentagon Developed 'Laughing Bullets' · · Score: 0

    That's the joke the Germans developped as a means of counter attack joke. Unfortunately (fortunately for the Alies) it didn't work out.

  11. Re:Bombula on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 0

    I think it went like:

    西暦2101&# 24180;
    戦いは始まっ&# 12383;。

    艦長:一体ど&# 12358;したと言う&#12 435;だ!
    機関士:何者&# 12363;によって、&#29 190;発物が仕掛&#1236 9;られたようで す。
    通信士:艦長&# 65281;通信が入り&#12 414;した!
    艦長:なにっ&# 65281;
    通信士:メイ&# 12531;スクリーン&#12 395;ビジョンが&#2646 9;ます。
    艦長:おっお&# 21069;は!
    CATS:お&# 12356;そがしそう&#12 384;ね、諸君。
    CATS:連&# 37030;政府軍のご&#21 332;力により、&#2153 1;達の基地は、 全てCATS&# 12364;いただいた&#12 290;
    CATS:君&# 36948;の艦も、そ&#12 429;そろ終わり&#1238 4;ろう。
    艦長:ばっば&# 12363;なっ・・・&#65 281;
    CATS:君&# 36948;のご協力に&#12 399;感謝する。
    CATS:せ&# 12356;ぜい残り少&#12 394;い命を、大&#2099 9;にしたまえ・ ・・・。
    CATS:ハ&# 12483;ハッハッハ&#12 483;ハッ・・・
    通&#204

  12. Re:So? on Deathbed Confession Says Aliens Were at Roswell · · Score: 0

    Ready? Lot of people in the west can't tolerate gays, lesbians, blacks, arabs, dogs, cats, Windows and whatnot.

    Windows I can understand people don't tolerate, the rest, no...

  13. What, no beer? on Some 7-11s Become Kwik-E-Marts · · Score: 1, Funny

    D'oh!

    No beer and no TV makes Homer something something...

  14. Something seems wrong on Science Videos Search Engine · · Score: 2, Funny

    I search for "paris hilton" and got:

    Size Comparison of Various Celestial Bodies

    First of all, she doesn't have a Celestial Body. My girlfriend has, Hilton has not!

    Second; size? What size???

    What's going on?

  15. Re:Do simulations dream of electric people? on Military Running a Parallel Earth Simulator · · Score: 0

    Not so quick, look: 42! A first reference to The Guide!

    [ ] Standby [X] Die [ ] Restart

    Are you running Vista?

  16. Re:Honestly... on Linux Computer in USB Key Form-Factor · · Score: 2, Funny

    The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.

    The simple truth is that a computer capable of running Windows Vista will not fit into the human imagination.

    There, I fixed it for you :)

  17. It's just a plot on CIA Declassifies the "Family Jewels" · · Score: 3, Funny

    to make us think they stopped doing &#!####{ççççç NO CARRIER

  18. Re:my 1.9432534656 cents worth... on Flaws In Intel Processors Quietly Patched · · Score: 0

    This is a zen thing, isn't it? Like "If a tree falls in the forest and there is noone around does it make a sound?".

  19. Re:My religion requires YOU to MOCK it with glee! on Intelligent Design Ruled "Not Science" · · Score: 0

    Ok!

    ... dyslectic design?

  20. Re:Stalked ? on Giant Penguins Once Roamed Peru · · Score: 0

    Missing option: Wilder breasts ?

    There, I fixed that for you.

  21. Re:I for one blah blah on Giant Penguins Once Roamed Peru · · Score: 5, Funny

    In Soviet Russia a Beowulf cluster of Giant Penguins roam you?

  22. Re:USA is a war country on Google May Close Gmail Germany Over Privacy Law · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, as if the hippies don't deserve it!

  23. Re:Projects are worked on, not joined on Good Ways To Join an Open Source Project? · · Score: 0

    I for one do not want to join a project that will accept me as a member!

  24. Re:always a war on US Prepares for Eventual Cyberwar · · Score: 0

    Know your classics!

    * WAR IS PEACE

    * FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

    * IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

    Lameless filter encoutered too many caps, said it was like yelling. So I'm typing this to make sure the ratio of caps to !caps is less than in my previous attempt.

  25. Re:New peace activist slogan: on US Prepares for Eventual Cyberwar · · Score: 0

    gargle@gargle:~$ Make cyberlove
    bash: Make: command not found

    Sh*t, time to fill in a bug report!