Not all that unusual. I was visiting a water treatment/chlorination plant in the UK a few years ago...
That ain't too bad, but watch it:
Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.
Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.
Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.
Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?
Mandrake: Uh, uh, Good Lord!
Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously)
Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?
Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter)
Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.
Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?
Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.
Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
Here in Europe (and everywhere else) people from Holland use to say: You ain't much if you ain't Dutch. So that explains why, even if there are more Germans than Dutchmen, there is a Dutch version and not a German one.
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That ain't too bad, but watch it:
Ripper: Mandrake? Mandrake: Yes, Jack? Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water? Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have. Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water? Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes. Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason. Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack. Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water? Mandrake: Uh, uh, Good Lord! Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids. Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously) Ripper: Are you beginning to understand? Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter) Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol? Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes. Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water? Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes. Ripper: Well, do you know what it is? Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no. Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?That's what I tell all the girls who say I'm not well endowed!
I'm afraid You misspelled \/I@Gr@!
Belgium?
Semprini?
Both words seems to be lacking!
Well, they say it in dutch ofcourse: Je bent niet veel wanneer je geen Nederlander bent.
Here in Europe (and everywhere else) people from Holland use to say: You ain't much if you ain't Dutch. So that explains why, even if there are more Germans than Dutchmen, there is a Dutch version and not a German one.
As a great man once said: The simple truth is that interstellar distances will not fit into the human imagination.
Me too! Bacteria are the only culture some people have!
I guess we have different ideas about what actually is a tourist remover ;)
or... an orgasm? (or should that be Orgasm?)
Not all men, only goatse!
Jesus Fucking Christ on laxatives! Didn't you see Monty Python and the Holy Grail???
Maybe he's talking about the length of his willy?
Never ever a sig so appropriate!
Food I dig, it's that stuff I put in my mouth while I'm programming... But that sex part, what's that all about?
Hi, are you happy to see me or do you just have your cellphone in the same pocket as you car keys?
I call for the start of a Purity Of Essence campaign!
As in U.S. non-fundies?
He, he doesn't, she on the other hand...
Djeezes, man, now you've ruined The Deer Hunter for me. Just image De Niro with a bowl on his head, shouting, and pulling the trigger!
Include a beer fountain and your search engine will feel like Fsm-heaven!
You, Sir, don't know the kind of bars I frequent!
Try to realise the truth, there is no following gauge!
Maybe he meant First Process?
That's the thing, exactly! Who'd think things coming from Microsoft would behave as expected!