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  1. Norway? on Digital Camera Could Help Sort Fish, Save Stocks · · Score: -1

    Just had a vision of a couple of vikings singing:

    fish! Lovely fish! Lovely fish!
    Fish fish fish fish.
    Lovely fish! Wonderful fish!
    Fish F-i-i-i-i-i-sh Fish F-i-i-i-i-i-sh Fish.
    Lovely Fish! Lovely Fish! Lovely Fish! Lovely Fish! Lovely Fish!
    Fish fish fish fish fish!

  2. Re:Why use Linux at all when there's Mac OS X? on A Power Users Look at Linux on the Mac · · Score: -1

    I don't get the acrobat arguement. I mean, I use acrobat on my work computer (win 2000). At the same time I use cygwin. With gv or xpdf I can view every pdf and create pdf's myself (just printing to a ps printer and convert with ps2pdf).

    So what's so special about acrobat, besides that fact it starts automagically whenever I click on a .pdf in windows?

  3. Re:My question on The Useless Meeting Wack Jobs · · Score: 0, Funny

    You misspelled lame...

  4. Re:Dream Jobs I didnt see on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 0

    and what about slashdot editor? I didn't see that one either (does this mean something?)

  5. Re:Flamebait or not he's right. on Running a Business on Open Source Software? · · Score: 0

    you misspelled $699

  6. Re:Ah, the good old days... on Learning Computer Science via Assembly Language · · Score: 0

    Aah... good old RAMTOP (16388 and 16389)

    PRINT PEEK 16388+256*PEEK 16389

    Memories!

  7. Re:*jealous* on Ctrl-Alt-Del Inventor To Retire From IBM · · Score: 0

    and then the girl goes to www.google.com just to be sure!

  8. what about the Book of Armamants ? on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 0

    Isn't this one older?

    'First, shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
    Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less.
    Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting, shall be three.
    Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then procede to three.
    Five is right out.
    Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou, thy Holy Handgrenade of Antioch, towards thy foe...
    who, being naughty in my sights, shall snuff it'...

  9. Re:now this is getting ridiculous on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 0

    but we can point to this article (what do you mean, you didn't read it?) and shout:

    Prior art! Prior art!

    (Pitty the old prior is a bit deaf!)

  10. you misspelled... on FreeBSD 5.2 Review · · Score: 0

    orbituary!!!

  11. Re:No -- If Stallman were knighted... on Bill Gates to be Knighted · · Score: 0

    I'm the knight who say'sGNU!

  12. Re:HTTP suggestion on BSD For Linux Users · · Score: 0

    and don't forget

    6xx -- ???
    7xx -- Profit!

  13. hot grits on Chemists Crack Secrets of Mussels' Super Glue · · Score: 0

    Would be fun to replace the hot grits in my pants with a couple of these mussels.

  14. hot grits on Novell Offers Linux Users Legal Indemnity · · Score: 0

    Would be fun to replace the hot grits in my pants with a couple of these!

  15. OB Monty Python on Linus Sighted At LCA2004 · · Score: 0

    Would he mind if they called him 'Bruce' just to keep it clear?"

    'This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle; you can hold it in your hand.'

  16. It's great to be a Belgian (song lyrics) on CD Copy Protection Case Goes to Court · · Score: 0

    It's great to be a Belgian (song lyrics)



    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Spanish, Portuguese or German)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much!
    As I walk along the streets
    With my mayonnaise and frites
    You can tell I'm as happy as can be
    With my Duvel in my hand
    Then you must understand
    I'm a Belgian, so nothing worries me!
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Irish, Italian or Danish)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much
    Without the Belgians there would be no saxophone
    no Tintin, captain Haddock or Poirot
    and you'll excuse me if I 've missed
    anybody of the list
    These are the only Belgians that I know!
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Finnish, Austrian or Swedish)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much!
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Spanish, Portuguese or German)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much!
    Now the English egg and bacon's not so bad
    Especially since all their cows went mad
    But if they've never tasted mussels
    On the Grand Place down in Brussels
    It's no wonder they're feeling very sad!
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Irish, Italian or Danish)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much
    I'm a Belgian, I'm not Irish, I'm not Greek
    I don't drink Guinness or Retsina, I drink Kriek!
    On the Schelde or the Meuse
    You find me drinking Gueuze
    Or Leffe or Chimay or Lambik!
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Spanish, Portuguese or German)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (And me, I'm not a Luxemburger)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much
    Chorus Potverdekke, it's great to be a Belgian
    I'm not English, I'm not French and I'm not Dutch
    (I'm not Spanish, Portuguese or German)
    I'm a Belgian, so thank you very much

  17. Re:Old Europe tended to enslave, US tends to liber on UK National Archives Divulge Secrets · · Score: 0

    not counting the native americans ...

  18. lol on Depenguinator "Upgrades" Linux to BSD · · Score: 0

    Blasfemy!

  19. Re:Ooh Treebot... on Linux-Based Robot To Explore The Forest · · Score: -1

    Run, Forest, Run

  20. Re:coal on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1, Funny

    RMS Titanicn, Inc.?

    Shoudln't that be GNU/Titanic, Inc.?

  21. Re:This is a distraction on Heads-Up Displays for Motorcyclists · · Score: 0

    ... When I am riding hard ...

    You mean you watch porn on your hud?

  22. Re:Reminds me of Python skit on Top 10 Linus Quotes on SCO · · Score: 0

    I am a belgian,

    You insensitive clod!

  23. Re:Holiday on An Enlightened Look at an Over-Lighted World · · Score: 0

    Besides, what IS a national burglar's holiday? I can image crime going down if all the burglars are on holiday...

  24. Re:Two cows on Powered by Blood · · Score: 1, Funny

    Here in Belgium the joke ends with

    You have one cow

    You marry her!

  25. Re:My favorite designs on Slashdot T-Shirt Contest Winners! · · Score: 0

    Would prefer even: 11100010100100111000000110100010100010001000010010 010110101000111001011110101101101100111000111 ;)