User: laejoh

OB GW

On: French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail'

maybe the french can come up with a word for entrepreneur as well

Re:What's in store for a moderm C64?

On: Tulip to Relaunch C64

Well... I remember the 80-ties. They did the same in Holland with BASIC computer programs. (And me, living in Belgium, could pick up the radio signals...)

Fun thing was: all programs started on line 1000. Below you had computer specific routines (100 was for example to clear the screen on your particular computer)

'Hobbytheek' (that was the name of the programme) would broadcast a basic programs ready for C64, BBC Micro, Spectrum, ZX81 and others...

Great FUN :)

Re:Stardate: November 4, 2004

On: Online Voting In 2004 To Require Windows

Bush: Born with a silver spoon up his ass.

I can hear it already:

There is no spoon!

Re:Real Men…

On: A Shocking Controller For The Xbox

anyone else read this as 'testicle adaptor' ???

IMAGINE...

On: Three Gorges Dam Begins Storing Water

... the number of beowulf clusters you could power with one of these!

Re:Your own airplane

On: Floppy the Robot

According to the RIAA you can build 2 airplanes out of one 52x CDROM!!!

Re:Carbonator

On: Endless Liquid Refreshment

Trogdor the carbonator???

for those looking for a tutorial

On: DNA, Fifty Years To the Day

http://www.extropia.com/tutorials/dna/toc.html



couldn't resist

Re:The Mars fossil IS made by life; my wife is not

On: GZipping Life Forms: Deflate Reveals Bare-Bones

tried it on goatse.sx yet? he has no clothes, so...

couldn't resist...

On: Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit

bwahahahahaha hahahahaha!!!

Re:I want one, too!

On: Ultra-Cool Wireless Wearables

Or build a beowulf cluster???

Re:China has this same problem

On: The US DoD and the GSA Join the Liberty Project

No, I'm not saying they are bigots! Come to think of it, who was the very first westener to ever visit China? Marco Polo, an Italian :)

Re:China has this same problem

On: The US DoD and the GSA Join the Liberty Project

In communist China... People think westeners all look alike!

Re:In the words of Basil Fawlty...

On: International Connectivity

actually had a friend who managed to do this in a chinese restaurant... he asked for the nasi goering... they weren't amused, said he started to be obnocious. He replied they started, they invaded poland ;)

Re:Tricky Priests

On: The Riddle of Baghdad's Battery

cluster of batteries??? cluster??? like in... beowulf? never mind... sorry

In...

On: Some Geek Guides for Dating

SOVIET RUSSIA Geek Guides date YOU!!!

couldn't resist, seems appropriate

On: Red Hat Advanced Server Gets DoD COE Certification

all your base are belong to us...