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Endless Liquid Refreshment

rabtech writes "I'm very lazy. As part of that continuing effort, I've come up with a guide for installing a soda fountain in the house. I've detailed how to get the equipment, hoses, and supplies, as well as how to install and calibrate the system. Now you won't ever need to move for lack of liquid refreshment! My next project: Food Replicator."

419 comments

  1. Even more impressive by Drunken+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Would be if you'd managed to rig a kegorator to dispense Guinness. If you feel like drinking a calorie-laden fizzy beverage, it might as well be one that tastes good.

    Besides which, there is evidence that diet soda drinks are mildly carcinogenic and may slow down the metabolism enough to negate the fact that they are less caloric.

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    1. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah diet soda, not real soda.
      Besides anything else aspartame is bad enough.

    2. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel bad for all you people not living in the Pacific Northwest! Guiness, blah! Not bad if you don't have our huge selection of microbrews here!

      Quality beer here!

    3. Re:Even more impressive by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I think I would rather have the local topless bar use some of their tallent to deliver kegs to my house, and draw it for me.

      -Rusty

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    4. Re:Even more impressive by vlardinator · · Score: 0

      You've seen my IV then? *wheeze* have you? *puff* It pumps me full of guenniss 24 *wheeze* 7!

    5. Re:Even more impressive by Sax+Maniac · · Score: 4, Informative
      Not really. A basic setup for dispensing beer at home runs about $200. Beer is even simpler to serve than soda: there's no on-the-fly mixing. Add a few extra bucks if you want the special sparkler head that makes Guinness look so nice.

      If you don't intend to brew your beer, it's even less, because you don't have to buy the kegs to put the beer in the first place.

      So yes, that means all you guys out there, it is okay for you to go get that CO2 system to server beer on tap. Really, it's cheap, and it impresses the party guests.

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    6. Re:Even more impressive by ParallelJoe · · Score: 1

      I love Pacific Northwest microbrews. I love the microbrews made in my home town of of St. Paul, Minnesota. Especailly those made by Summit Brewing which is located about a block from my house. But never, never, say anything bad about Guiness. It is the holy of holies. Mana from the mother country. The comfort brew when times are bad. Long before microbrews, it stood alone against the onslaught of tasteless wussy beer. It is sacred stuff my boy. Don't mess with it.

    7. Re:Even more impressive by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Besides which, there is evidence that diet soda drinks are mildly carcinogenic and may slow down the metabolism enough to negate the fact that they are less caloric.

      Aspertame (Nutrisweet) is the one that may slow down metabolism. I wouldn't say its proven yet, but compelling enough I don't use it. I do use acesulfame potasium (like Sunnett) and sucrolose (Splenda) which haven't shown to do that, and don't affect blood sugar. The only carcinogenic I can think of is saccarin, which was found to not be cancer causing in reasonable amounts anyway. I use it, too. Oh, and I don't eat sugar. Or white flour. Ever. There is a good reason.

      But on another note, we keep talking about price, but its all in the volume. You can't get commercial rates for an in house soda fountain.

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    8. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC Guinness needs nitrogen mixed in on the fly.

    9. Re:Even more impressive by azav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You are so correct. Recent articles on newscientist and eurekalert mention what I've found out personally. Sugar and processed flour is BAD for you. Sugar leads to inflammation and promotes the body's inflammation cycle which is destructive to tissues. the inflammation cycle promotes itself and is large fault in our system. REaD: Arthritis, Crohn's disease. Also, processed flour is partially digested and very quickly converts to sugars. Sugars in addition to promoting inflammation, cause an insulin rise in the body and over a long lifetime intake, may set you up for diabetes. If your body is still tolerant of high sugar/flour intake, the bacteria in your skin might like it also and sigar is just food for them. If you eat foods with lots of sugar or flour in it, check in 1/2 an hour and see if your skin breaks out or is itchy. The bacteria in your skin is eating all that digested sugar and you're having an inflammation response or are breaking out with pimples. No fun.

      Glad you brought this up Pharmboy, hopefully, since this is related, it's not too off topic. I'm recovering from spinal osteoarthritis after working to reduce the inflammation cycle. It will probalby affect us all. Better to find out BEFORE you are told that they want to fuse your spine like they did to me.

      Not fused yet.

      Go splenda. Ditch the carbs.

      Enjoy,

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    10. Re:Even more impressive by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0

      It's not too hard, actually, if you have the right kind of local home-brew shop and can brew a convincing imitation of Guinness (or whatever other beer you like - I must confess that Guinness is not my absolute favourite). I have a fridge containing two pre-mix kegs, one with a gun and one with a proper tap coming through a hole in the door. There's another hole in the side of the fridge for the gas-line in. At the moment, the two kegs contain ginger beer and India Pale Ale, but this will change as they empty (there's another keg, of Olde Socke Broke Down Palace Ale, waiting to find room in the fridge as well). I must admit I'd like to have some way of delivering CO2 to both kegs at once rather than having to fart around swapping the connector, but hey, I have beer on tap, so I'm not too fussed. The major disadvantage is that it's in my shed, so pulling another pint (or more accurately the walk to the tap) can get a bit challenging towards the end of the evening. However this risk is offset by the fact that home-brew is definately not carcinogenic.

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    11. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mana from the mother country.

      Unless your "mother country" is Canada, you might want to check the label. :-)

    12. Re:Even more impressive by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I'm not asking this in a trolling way, just merely curious...

      What do you eat if you want to totally avoid sugar and processed flour? Heck, even fruits and veggies all have sugar in them, so being a vegetarian wouldn't save you.

    13. Re:Even more impressive by Cplus · · Score: 1

      What he meant to say and everyone else assumed is that refined sugar is the problem. Raw, natural sugars, particularly those found in fruits, are much easier on the body. I put honey in my tea...I know it's still not good for me, but it's better for me and now I prefer the taste.

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    14. Re:Even more impressive by Cplus · · Score: 1

      Not 100% sure what you meant by that, all of the Guinness that I sell in Canada is imported...read here.

      Ahhhh, maybe you meant that you should check the label and make sure you're drinking a nice Canadian beer. That I can understand, though Guinness is nice as a substitute for breakfast.

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    15. Re:Even more impressive by azav · · Score: 1

      Love the fact that my thread is overrated. This is my survival story. Grrr.

      Yeah, email me at zavpublic at mac.com if you'd like more details.

      I got arthritis in my spine about a few years ago while under stressful conditions at Macromeida. At that time, the neurosurgeons wanted to fuse my spine. As a result, I did my own medical reseach and took a long look at the foods I ate and slowly, I felt that I was feeling less worse. At the time, I noticed that the PBS show for Dr. Perricone recommended the same foods to avoid that I had thought I should avoid. I followed some of this and found positive evidence and a positive trend in my general health and reduction of the severity of my degenerative arthritis. Weekly research on eurekalert.org and newscientist.com has returned medical studies with evidence to back up what I had assumed AND observed in my own body. Here's a major tip. Once you eat something, check if you itch or break out 15 - 30 mins later. If so, your body is intolerant of part of what you ate or the bacteria in your skin loves what you ate and is reproducing. Email me if you want my sources. I don't want to risk geting my Karma slashed again for posting useful information.

      Best and remember, arthritis sucks ass. Stop it before you get it.

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    16. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not 100% sure what you meant by that, all of the Guinness that I sell in Canada is imported..

      The Guinness around here is "imported" from Canada.

      I noticed when it started tasting different. The label still claims "imported", but the fine print says "Brewed and bottled by Guinness Brewing Company, Toroto, Canada. Product of Canada"

    17. Re:Even more impressive by Cryptnotic · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a college student who drank Guinness through a plastic tube attached to a cheap ($20) plastic tap on keg (yes, directly from the tube without using a cup), I can say that no other equipment is necessary.

      That having been said, now that I am no longer a college student, I absolutely prefer Guinness served in a glass. Actually, I think I would have preferred it in a glass back then, but all we had was that plastic tube.

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    18. Re:Even more impressive by dildatron · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have a Guinness tap I made at home, and you need more than the special stout/restrictor plate nozzle. The other half of the mix is a nitrogen/CO2 mix (usually 75%/25%). It is what gives Guinness it's creaminess look, as well as the cascading shower of bubbles when poured just right. The setup is probably another $150 beyond what it would cost for a normal beer tap (I have both).

      Also, nitrogen tanks are thicker because they are filled to much higher pressue, and thus are more expensive for the tank, as well as the gas mix.

      Still, nothing beats having Guinness on tap at home. Haven't met anyone yet who isn't impressed, especially when I am serving my own brewed beer through it on one spout, and Guinness on the other...

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    19. Re:Even more impressive by Chundra · · Score: 1

      never, never, say anything bad about Guiness. It is the holy of holies. Mana from the mother country.

      You're crazy. Guiness is shite. The best beer comes from Germany and is brewed by folks who have been making it for centuries. Try some Andechs Doppelbock Dunkel, Oechsner Pils, Schlenkerla Rauchbier, or Aloisius Heller Doppelbock, and say the same thing about Guiness. Hell, even Warsteiner is better than that Irish sewage. Now, if all you are used to drinking is Keystone Ice, Budweiser, etc. yeah, Guiness is a step up...but mana? From the mother country? Gimme a break.

    20. Re:Even more impressive by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in someone finding a way to rig Guinness Draught in a can to come out of some dispenser. (Perhaps filling it with the little ping-pong balls?) Just to impress small groups of connisuers. I was lucky, I turned 21 and worked with a guy with Irish ancestry. He got me hooked on the stuff while I was impressionable. To me, Budweiser tastes like foamy sour sugar water.

    21. Re:Even more impressive by PaybackCS · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've seen and heard of many Germans saying that some of our wonderfull Pacific Northwest Microbrews are as good or better then many German beers. Not to mention that around here, the're much cheaper then pretty much any liquid from Germany.

    22. Re:Even more impressive by mati · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The best beer is brewed by Belgian monks. I'd have to say the PNW is the second-tastiest region in the world. It's all a matter of opinion of course, but German beers have never done it for me.

    23. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're bullshitting.

      I can make my skin itch by thought.

      So can you.

      You just don't know it.

      Bacteria in your skin and digested sugar... right.

    24. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spaten for life!

    25. Re:Even more impressive by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Budweiser tastes like ass to anyone who's never had any real beer. Once you start drinking imports or even microbrewed beer you realize what a difference it makes when a company actually cares what their product tastes like.

      By the way, Guinness on tap is the only way to go. The cans and bottles are a cruel joke and don't ever taste right.

    26. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sugar = arthritis?

      Now I've seen it all. I thought the 'I got free live human tech support from Microsoft' posted yesterday was the topper, but this one takes the cake.

      Yep, indeed, the end times are near. Knee deep in half-baked bullshit.

    27. Re:Even more impressive by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Eh, you may have prefered it in a glass, but if you are throwing a kegger, the last thing you want is 30+ college drunkasses stumbling around with glass. Cheap plastic cups are the way to go.

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    28. Re:Even more impressive by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      I expect to see any day now:

      "Everything you like will make you suffer a agonizing premature death."

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    29. Re:Even more impressive by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      "Scientists have now shown that everything you enjoy is fattening, is bad for your skin/teeth/bones/, or causes cancer in rats."

    30. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We used to have some fairly decent microbrews up here in southern Ontario. Some still exist...Creemore Springs, Sleeman, Hart...but many more have been swallowed up by the major breweries, who immediately fuck around with the recipes.

      There's a label here called Algonquin, who made some of the finest brews I had tried, but when they got swallowed up by Molson, the quality plummetted, and you could hardly tell it apart from Canadian. (Picture Homer on the Duff Brewery tour, watching the single pipe fill bottles of Duff, Duff Light and Duff Dry.)

      Meanwhile they have been bringing out their own "microbrews", pretending that they're being made by small craft breweries and carefully going out of their way to avoid any mention of Molson or Labatt! But these insipid beers tell no lies, and it's easy to figure out that they're just Blue and Canadian in bottles with fancy labels.

    31. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps if you bathed once in a while the bacteria would go away and stop making you itch

    32. Re:Even more impressive by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      I don't know, I think I would rather have the local topless bar use some of their tallent to deliver kegs to my house, and draw it for me.

      Me too, but my wife would not appreciate it as much as I would! So I'll stick to brewing it myself...

    33. Re:Even more impressive by Mprx · · Score: 1

      Assuming it contains alcohol, your homebrew defintely IS carcinogenic.
      http://ehp.niehs.nih.gov/roc/tenth/profiles/s007al co.pdf

    34. Re:Even more impressive by Exedore · · Score: 1

      Shamefully stolen from an old David Letterman top ten list about headlines from the future...

      Oat Bran: The Silent Killer

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    35. Re:Even more impressive by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      CO2 is nicer than nitro because it liquifies more easily. This means a lot of gas in a small container, and at a higher effective pressure because the liquid -> gas conversion delivers a lot of oomph. Cheap paintball CO2 setups take advantage of this.

    36. Re:Even more impressive by operagost · · Score: 1

      Honey's one of the best foods you could eat. I wouldn't feel guilty. I mean, it's high in carbs but that shouldn't concern you unless you're sedentary.

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    37. Re:Even more impressive by Pii · · Score: 1
      You, Sir, are 100% correct... No finer beer in the world than a good Trappist Monk Ale. I'm partial to Chimay...

      German beers always leave me with than bitter aftertaste, like the brewers had lost not one, but two World Wars, and want the rest of us to feel their pain.

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    38. Re:Even more impressive by Peale · · Score: 1

      Go splenda. Ditch the carbs.

      Do you know what Splenda is made of? It goes by the name sucralose, and it's damn nasty stuff.

      They take regular white table sugar, and bombard it with chlorine ions. Not all those ions get fused to the sugar molecule.

      A while ago, the place I work decided to get a whole bunch of bottled water, including some of that flavored, no calorie stuff. I snagged two bottles. I drank them within an hour.

      Around 45 minutes after I drank it, I had one of the worst migrane headaches I've ever had. I can count the number of migrane headaches I've had on one hand, always triggered by something out of the ordinary.

      I couldn't figure it out at first; my day wasn't particularly stressful, and I hadn't done anything out of the ordinary...except drink the sucralose laced water.

      I did some quick research when I got home, and found that a lot of people were having reactions to the stuff. One person was allergic to chlorine, didn't realize how it was made, and had a sampling. It put her in the hospital.

      So, no, don't go for the 'Splenda,' go for regular sugar...in MODERATION. Just like you should for everything you place in your body.

    39. Re:Even more impressive by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in someone finding a way to rig Guinness Draught in a can to come out of some dispenser. (Perhaps filling it with the little ping-pong balls?) Just to impress small groups of connisuers. I was lucky, I turned 21 and worked with a guy with Irish ancestry. He got me hooked on the stuff while I was impressionable. To me, Budweiser tastes like foamy sour sugar water.

      Just to save you some embarassement, if you ever have some real Irish or real beer drinkers over, never mess with those cans. When you are talking about Guinness, it should be drank from a real tap, designed to pour Guinness and Guinness alone.

      If you want real Guinness, go to St. James. If you aren't up for making a trip to Ireland just for the beer, go to London. Guinness ships out beer depending upon a few factors, one is how close the target is to St. James, the other is how much they buy. The US gets the mediocre Guinness, London gets (usually) the #2 or #3 brew. The #1 brew is always reserved for St. James.

      Budweiser isn't beer, it's a mullet-enhancer.

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    40. Re:Even more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you eat foods with lots of sugar or flour in it, check in 1/2 an hour and see if your skin breaks out or is itchy. The bacteria in your skin is eating all that digested sugar and you're having an inflammation response or are breaking out with pimples. No fun."

      You're falling back on 70 year old wives, putting scientific jargon around it and then calling it fact.

      Cripes.

    41. Re:Even more impressive by darkgreen · · Score: 1
      I noticed when it started tasting different. The label still claims "imported", but the fine print says "Brewed and bottled by Guinness Brewing Company, Toroto, Canada. Product of Canada"

      um, that's pretty much not guiness, then, that we're talking about. The bottles, unless you mean the new widget bottles are nothing like the actual beer, which is imported (the cans and kegs).

      the bottles that you're referring to are Guiness Extra Stout, i think, and are just a dark beer - with carbonation, instead of the nitrogen that is in true Guiness.

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    42. Re:Even more impressive by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I'm not asking this in a trolling way, just merely curious...

      What do you eat if you want to totally avoid sugar and processed flour? Heck, even fruits and veggies all have sugar in them, so being a vegetarian wouldn't save you.


      Lots of salad, nuts, meats, fish, eggs, cheese, butter. No transfats, no carbs (almost NONE anyway, 20 to 30g per day). Cholesterol is going down, weight is going down. For lunch today, I had a 1 pound steak with half an onion, lightly grilled. for breakfast I had a double cheeseburger, no bun. for dinner, another steak with lots of salad. Best health of my entire life. I am loosing about 2 to 3 pounds per week, very slow but manageable. I eat pretty heavy, and loose plenty. atkinscenter.com has info, the plan has been around 30 years and has shown to lower cholesterol. I didnt believe it at first, and studied it for almost a year before trying it. I feel so good, I wouldn't go back, regardless of weight. skin is better, sleep is WAY better, tone is better. AND I lost all the weight while I quit smoking (ha!). Over 20# for me, 30# for the wife. Ok, enough OT, Im just a real believer of this natural approach.

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    43. Re:Even more impressive by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I notice all the idiots post as AC.

      I got karma to burn so i will say you are correct, they are full of it and uneducated. It is amazing that common foods can cause real problems in some people. But yea, you are correct.

      No matter how hard I try to burn karma, I still get modded up more than down. Oh well.

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    44. Re:Even more impressive by Creepy · · Score: 1

      mmm...keystone... ngah ngah drool (kidding :)

      I actually fall in the middle of this, somewhere - I love both Irish and German beers, as well as a lot of microbrews. Guiness is yummy. Spaten is yummy (esp Oktoberfest, from a keg, although it's probably better from a keg in Germany, which I'll have to try someday). Oechsner wasn't bad for a pilsner, and since I dislike pilsners as a rule, that's saying a lot. The other ones you've listed I've never heard of, much less tried. Someday I'll hit my (Great-grandparent's) motherland, Germany (actually Prussia at the time they left) and Austria, and hopefully try some of these.

      Germany makes the only wheat beers I'll drink. American "wheat beers" (the ones showing pictures of wheat on 'em) are mostly rice, which gives 'em a nasty aftertaste (my apologies to the Bud, Coors, Michelob, etc. drinkers - it's my opinion and I'm sticking with it :)

    45. Re:Even more impressive by dildatron · · Score: 1

      Did you have a point? CO2 is not "nicer" simply because it mixes better. The 2 gases simply have different qualities. Nitrogen also has a sweeter taste, CO2 has a more bitter tasts. You can't simply say one gas is better than the other - they server different purposes. For Guinness, most people prefer it poured with a Nitro tap, as St. James Gate says it should be poured. It is true that CO2 is more disolvable, but the whole purpose of the Guinness-style stout nozzle is to get the nitrogen out of the liquid to form the creamy Guinness-style head.

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    46. Re:Even more impressive by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      Oh I've had it from the tap as well there are several bars and restaurants that serve it.

    47. Re:Even more impressive by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      My point was it is easier and cheaper to "bottle". I wasn't commenting on its taste!

  2. hmmm.... by sickmtbnutcase · · Score: 3, Informative

    As if people aren't fat enough...an endless supply of extra calories, extra sugar, and easy dehydration from too much caffeine. I'll install a water fountain: I perfer to keep my teeth and not get fat.

    1. Re:hmmm.... by localghost · · Score: 3, Funny

      Teeth are overrated, and fat keeps you warm in the winter. I'll take the soda fountain, thank you.

    2. Re:hmmm.... by draziw · · Score: 1

      Hey - it could be diet soda too. :)

    3. Re:hmmm.... by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      No it doesnt. I gained 70 pounds during my college years and was still bloody cold. Let's not forget that the heat sensors on our nerve endings are in our skin (the dermal layer), and the fat is below it (hypodermal layer - hypo meaning under in greek IIRC).

    4. Re:hmmm.... by xpurple · · Score: 0

      Teeth are highly overrated. I spent many years drinking between 2-6 liters of mountan dew a day and low and behlold I wake up one morning to find that I have *NO TEETH*.

      Well, it was a bit slower than that, but basicly one day they all either fell out or become such a probem that they had to be removed.

      The only good thing about this is that I can now wear dentures. While that not seem cool at first, it enables me to have vampire fangs!

      1. Drink lots of soda
      2. Lose teeth
      3. Get false vampire teeth!
      4. Profit!

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    5. Re:hmmm.... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Informative
      "I'll install a water fountain: I perfer to keep my teeth and not get fat."

      One thing that is underrated is getting a dedicated water jug and putting it in the FRIDGE to keep it really cold. Over the last month or so I have gotten addicted to this. We have a RO Water Purification System at home (RO = reverse osmosis) because there's cauliform and iron in the well from which our home's water is drawn. (I live in a farming area, each house has its own water pump feeding it instead of a city grid.)

      Really good quality, really COLD water is REALLY good. And I never guilty about pouring myself another glass. This is really worth a try!

      The only downside is that you get spoiled. During weekdays, I live in Toronto at a place I am renting and the water tastes horrid to me. I have to bring bottles of it from home every week. And then there's the water in Quebec City... (shudder)

    6. Re:hmmm.... by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the bone loss from the phosphoric acid in soda, there to help it stay fizzy. Not only does it leach calcium when you drink it, the effects last quite a while, negating any calcium you may have consumed with the beverage.

      Thanks, but no. I recall my great grandmothers, all frail and bent-over, from osteoporosis. While I know that I will die some day, I'd prefer not to be that frail and creaky when I go, thankyouverymuch. If I must have a beverage dispenser, might I choose one with both decaf and "green tea" chai, please? I'd even be willing to use almond milk, or even 2%, instead of whole milk.

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    7. Re:hmmm.... by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the bone loss from the phosphoric acid in soda, there to help it stay fizzy. Not only does it leach calcium when you drink it, the effects last quite a while, negating any calcium you may have consumed with the beverage.

      Isn't that an urban legend? (ie, Do you have a reputable source for that? Just curious.)

    8. Re:hmmm.... by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's real. Read this to see about what effects of having too much of it can do, then read here for a typical ingredients list of soda pop. Make your own decision.

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    9. Re:hmmm.... by juju2112 · · Score: 1
      I agree about the excessive calories and sugar being bad, but it's simply not true that caffeinated beverages dehydrate you.

      From snopes.com

      the idea that one must specifically drink water because the diuretic effects of caffeinated drinks such as coffee, tea, and soda actually produce a net loss of fluid appears to be erroneous. The average person retains about half to two-thirds the amount of fluid taken in by consuming these types of beverages, and those who regularly consume caffeinated drinks retain even more
    10. Re:hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing that is underrated is getting a dedicated water jug and putting it in the FRIDGE to keep it really cold.

      Seconded. Add in the fact that most people don't drink enough water anyway...

    11. Re:hmmm.... by ewen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "One thing that is underrated is getting a dedicated water jug and putting it in the FRIDGE to keep it really cold."

      I completely agree with this, having done the same thing (bought a water filteration jug) a couple of years back. Tap water with the not-so-nice tasting things filtered out, and chilled, is very nice. (Unchilled and it's no where near as nice.) It's also easy to maintain: take out of the fridge, pour glass of water, top up water in filter jug, put back in fridge. And change the filter every three months.

      When I first bought it I figured at worst it didn't cost too much (NZ$50 (about US$25) plus about NZ$15 (US$8 ish) for the filters every few months), but having used it for a couple of years I wonder why I waited so long.

      Still the article was very cool in a geeky "why not?" kind of way.

      Ewen

    12. Re:hmmm.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      if your water supply has biological Contamination you are being really dumb relying on a home mechanical filter for making the drinking water safe. E.Coli to healthy humans is not lethal but can give you bouts of the hershey squirts but that is not the scary part the scary ones are the virii that are water borne. they are much smaller and can make it through a used RO membrane. plus tons of other really nasty things out there.. even just hearing about amoebic dysentary symptoms will make you put 2 ml of bleach in every glass of water you drink, or boil it every time.

      how about not being lazy and have someone sink your well to a safe water table?

      After working in the Water Filtration field caring for the health of over 100,000 people's drinking water you learn about the nasties out ther and how the Human race has increased it's lifespan most by simply drinking clean water.

      Spend $2000.00 and get someone to drill you a new well to a save water table (P.S. the deeper you go the less IRON concentration, but the more powerful the pump you need.)

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    13. Re:hmmm.... by muzthe42nd · · Score: 1

      ahh, but fat is useful. Fat is our bodies way of storing energy, and when we don't eat enough, or we get really cold, our body will burn off some of the energy stored in the fat, and it'll keep us alive for just that little bit longer. Of course, too much fat is bad for us, as it'll clog up our arteries, and can cause coronary heart disease (heart attacks), so, well, a little fat is good, too much fat is bad....

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    14. Re:hmmm.... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

      We send our water samples periodically for proper lab testing and get reports outlining the levels of hundreds of dangerous items. And that's how I know that it's safe. Please read the original post again, I did not mention E.Coli, whose count has always been 0 ppm in every test over the last 35 years.

  3. Not worth it. by West+Palm+Beach · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All told, I spent about:
    $300 for the system
    $50 for the CO2 tank deposit
    $200 for various fittings and hose
    Reoccurring costs that you don't recoup are:

    $16 per CO2 tank fill; should last 6 months to a year
    $4 per month for the tank rental (versus $125 to buy a tank)
    Water (we are on city water, but it is so cheap as to be listed as "free")
    Electricity (again, very little)
    Reoccurring costs that you DO recoup:

    $50 per 5 gallon box, $25 per 2.5 gallon box. The syrup has an expiration date, so I am trying to stick to 2.5 gallon boxes, since those get used up faster.


    Since we only buy a few 99-cent bottles of soda here, this is another plaything if you got over $500 dollars burning a hole in your pocket.

    An easier way is to buy soda in bulk, and keep a 2 or 3-liter bottle of soda in an ice bucket next to the couch.

    Just not as much wow-factor.

    1. Re:Not worth it. by packeteer · · Score: 1, Funny

      Liters? What kind of sick fucking country uses liters? I like my pop... thats right not soda, not "soft drinks"... POP in GALLONS, OUNCES, and PINTS for the beer.

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    2. Re:Not worth it. by denisonbigred · · Score: 1

      Ummmmmm... Those big plastic bottles of pop/soda you buy here in america, they're called 2 LITRE bottles.

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    3. Re:Not worth it. by LilGuy · · Score: 1

      And also 2 LITERS.. goofy american english...

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    4. Re:Not worth it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No actually americans spell it litER, stupid brit.

    5. Re:Not worth it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      An easier way is to buy soda in bulk, and keep a 2 or 3-liter bottle of soda in an ice bucket next to the couch.

      But why? After reading some of these posts, I'm worrying about the general health of the /. crowd. One might get by with such a lifestyle until the mid 20's but after that, say hello to chronic illness and misery.

      Mother natures generally watches over the young but when you're past 30, she'll shove you from the nest.

    6. Re:Not worth it. by nolife · · Score: 1

      HAHA, Chill out now Farva...

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    7. Re:Not worth it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Groceries being fairly cheap in Canada, I pay about $3 (incl tax) for a box of 12 cans of pop ("soda").

      That works out to $0.25 CAD per 325mL can (or, roughly $0.50 per 650mL individual bottle, which are generally far larger than I can drink anyway).

      For $500+, I could buy a heck of a lot of pop ...

    8. Re:Not worth it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just not as much wow factor

      Why is anything ever posted to /. ?

    9. Re:Not worth it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the GALLONS of cum that pours out of your asshole after big Randy umounts you, you freaking fudge-packing creep

  4. interesting by zephc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    without reading the story, how does he handle the soda NOT corroding any piping? Is it all plastic? Can plastic survive soda corrosion?

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    1. Re:interesting by Calcbert · · Score: 1

      The plastic is fine, but one's brain can hardly take the corrosion of not reading the stories.

    2. Re:interesting by localghost · · Score: 1

      Article's slashdotted, but I would think PVC would be just fine. Obviously you wouldn't use metal piping unless you wanted to be drinking rust.

    3. Re:interesting by garcia · · Score: 1

      do you think that restaurants and many other establishments have permanent installations of soda fountains with MILES of hose running throughout the building if soda corroded it?

    4. Re:interesting by product+byproduct · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can plastic survive soda corrosion?

      If you build your plastic pipes out of 2-liter soda bottles, you should be ok.

    5. Re:interesting by sixdotoh · · Score: 1

      PVC may be fine, but how many of us have heard the stories of Coke dissolving a nail, t-bone steak, etc.? I've also heard highway patrols carry coke to clean the roads after a messy accident.

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    6. Re:interesting by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      How do you think Coke gets its brown color? ;)

      (lol, I'm kidding... I hope.)

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    7. Re:interesting by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Cola is slightly acidic. What can you do?

    8. Re:interesting by jhines · · Score: 1

      It isn't acidic until the co2 is mixed with the water, which forms carbonic acid.

      The mixing is does at the head of the device, and isn't pumped through pipes.

    9. Re:interesting by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      coke will dissolve nails, bones, etc. But so will orange juice. Unless you hold soda in your mouth for days on end, it's not an issue.

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    10. Re:interesting by theperplepigg · · Score: 2, Informative
      Read the related article at Snopes. In short: Those rumors are BS.

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    11. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually the co2 is disolved into the water in the carbonator, the soda water is mixed with the syrup the head of the fountan.

    12. Re:interesting by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Can plastic survive soda corrosion?"

      Uh, are you aware that Coca Cola is commonly shipped in *plastic* bottles? ;P

    13. Re:interesting by ddimas · · Score: 1

      The piping is stainless and plastic. No corrosion problem was noticed in our rig in 15 years of heavy buisiness use.

    14. Re:interesting by ddimas · · Score: 1

      Yes, Coke does contain phosphoric acid, yes it will dissolve a nail, no it will not dissolve PVC or stainless steel.

      Coke- Caffein, Phosohoric Acid, and Sugar. What's not to like?

    15. Re:interesting by wik · · Score: 1
      Code does not do anything except give you a really soggy steak:

      the great steak experiment

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    16. Re:interesting by turbod · · Score: 1

      Hmm, snopes refutes, but has snopes tried?

      I know folks who have tried the nail trick, and while it is more than 4 days, it can disolve nails.

      Additionally, Pepsi is used by antique tractor collector to unlock siezed pistons in the cyldiner bore of tractors motors that have been sitting. This has also been shown to work. It will even work in places where oil supposedly won't...

      TurboD

    17. Re:interesting by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      but how many of us have heard the stories of Coke dissolving a nail, t-bone steak, etc.? I've also heard highway patrols carry coke to clean the roads after a messy accident.

      Snopes is your friend for dispelling myth and legend. Cokelore

    18. Re:interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, someone beat me to the snopes link. Disregard por favor.

      Stonent

    19. Re:interesting by anubi · · Score: 1
      Ok.. so you screwed up and used iron pipe. Just call it

      GERITOL

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    20. Re:interesting by Drakin · · Score: 1

      It's acidic, and it flows easier than oil, so while it doesn't lubricate as oil does, it can dissolve some of the corrosion that caused the siezed parts. (often corrosion is easier to disolve because you can get more surface contact between it and the acid).

    21. Re:interesting by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Pepsi contains phosphoric acid, which I assume is in the syrup.

    22. Re:interesting by operagost · · Score: 1

      So what do they clean the coke up with? Sticky ...

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    23. Re:interesting by asscroft · · Score: 1

      dude, that was so f*ckin funny. Thanks!!!

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    24. Re:interesting by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Snopes doesn't refute that sodas contain acid, they refute the ridiculous claim of the "everything you put in it will be dissolved in few days".

      And so do you. As you said, it won't happen in 4 days. 4 weeks, or even 4 months is probably closer.

      Nobody keeps cola in their mouths for weeks before swallowing! No dissolved teeth.

  5. One important thing to note... by iwillrefuse · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had my own soda machine setup in our old house for a couple of years. While the appeal is definatly there, cost savings should not be among them. The stories you hear about "the cup costing more than the actual soda" is competely false While it is slight cheaper than purchasing 2-liters, after doing the math, it really only has a cost savings of about 20%, assuming your paying around $40 per pre-mix box, and $15 or so for the CO2. It is damn cool though, and the chicks dig it.

    1. Re:One important thing to note... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Informative
      assuming your paying around $40 per pre-mix box, and $15 or so for the CO2
      You're getting ripped off, then. It may be because you aren't buying in bulk, or piggy-backing off a volume order.

      Pre-mix runs us about US$15/box and CO2 is provided free o' charge. The cost per 20 oz cup is about US$0.015... hardly close to the US$0.99/litre bottle.

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    2. Re:One important thing to note... by iwillrefuse · · Score: 2

      Well, I'd be quite interested to learn where you can get pre-mix boxes for $15 (we are talking about 5 gallon here, correct?) Most of the places we had got the discount rate of $35-$40 a box, and that's w/ an exclusive contract with Pepsi. Also, while I do realise that C02 is free, it's damn hard to get it into that little bottle :)

    3. Re:One important thing to note... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 4, Informative

      I gotta go along with Safety Cap. When I owned a bar my incremental cost of making a 12 ounce soft drink was slightly over four cents. And they supplied the gun and the rest. And if I had a problem they would send someone out to fix it for free. I was buying more than you, of course, but not a huge amount.

    4. Re:One important thing to note... by Durindana · · Score: 1

      "the stories you hear are completely false"...

      So I guess you're buying millions of gallons of syrup a year at a massive, massive bulk discount?

      No? Retail? Well, then...

    5. Re:One important thing to note... by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      AS someone who ran a resturant for years, my cost per 12 oz of soda was about 5 cents, not including cup.
      Bear in mind, I was part of a chain so we got volume discount. The most expensive psrt of the soda, is the Labor. That is why fill it yourself sodas are so popular. It cost about 25 cents to have someone fill your cup, less if they have a smart set up, but not much less. The average person does not refill, but those that do would have to refill about 5 times for it to start lmaking economic sense.

      If you set up your own fountian system, find a local resturant/fastfood place/bar and see if you can buy from them. Even if you paid them 20% above there cost, it would still be cheaper.

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    6. Re:One important thing to note... by tw0rk0wsk1 · · Score: 1

      If you drink this much soda (aka called pop in Canda) you are a sick fuck :) Seriously, all this pop ain't good for you. In Toronto, though, the supermarket brand of pop is $0.295 a litre/quart. thats about 10 cents a can which is about 6 cents a can US. I have all of the shite for home brewing beer including pop kegs and carbon dioxied. I still don't make pop. Doesn't seem worth it. There is always a slight chance of contaminition. Home brewed beer is a differenent matter. The cost is at least 10x as high for beer in Toronto so the convenience of having ready at hand, yeast free brew is worth it. P.S. for the UK based person who said we have strong --pissy tasting peer, yes much of the commercial stuff is garbage -- in the UK you have lots of Carlsburg on Skol too. We have good beer too ya know...but, I digress. If you are home brewing, the world is your oyster (heh hehm -- a reference to the infrequent but possible bout of food bourne illness that gives you the shits.

    7. Re:One important thing to note... by ddimas · · Score: 1

      We also ran a resturaunt for years. This article sure brings back (BAD) memories of my youth.

    8. Re:One important thing to note... by outsider007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is damn cool though, and the chicks dig it

      no, it's not cool at all. and the chicks just didn't want to hurt your feelings.

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    9. Re:One important thing to note... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      My family's in the restaurant biz. We paid around $10 for a pre-mix box which turns into approx. 180 cups of soda, selling for $1.95 each.

      $1.95 * 180 - $10 = 4.) profit.

      God bless capitalism and dumbasses who buy corn-syrup flavored water.

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    10. Re:One important thing to note... by stygar · · Score: 3, Interesting
      CO2 is provided free o' charge

      That only happens if you're a big enough account that Coke or Pepsi gives you freebies. I spent a couple of summers helping deliver pop for Pepsi, and while the chain restaurants and the bigger independant accounts got free CO2, small accounts had to pay for it. It doesn't get in the bottle by itself, you know:)

    11. Re:One important thing to note... by iwillrefuse · · Score: 5, Funny

      that's simply a lie. chick dig things they don't normally get, and although this seems odd for a slashdot statement, I'm pretty sure I got laid just because I had a soda machine. Either that, or my charm. And I'm pretty sure it was the previous. :)

    12. Re:One important thing to note... by outsider007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      where exactly do you have to go to find a chick who 'doesn't normally get' soda?

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    13. Re:One important thing to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >US: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer
      >Canada: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer
      >UK: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss

      NL: Heerlijk, Helder, Heineken!

      mmMMmmmMMM

    14. Re:One important thing to note... by welterk · · Score: 1

      "The cup costing more than the liquid in it" is actually true. It is only true when buying in bulk however. For a home based soda fountain there is not much monetary savings, but if you are ordering thousands of cups and thousands of gallons of syrup for a bunch of franchise restaurants then the syrup is cheaper.

    15. Re:One important thing to note... by Afrosheen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I work in a restaurant too, and trust me, there are some customers that take advantage of the refill at every opportunity. Ironically enough it's the diet drink drinkers that are the worst about this. I guess the whole 'diet food mentality' is "half the calories, twice the portions".

    16. Re:One important thing to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when the bottom is falling out of your world... have a real ale, and have the world fall out of your bottom

    17. Re:One important thing to note... by cdrudge · · Score: 1
      $1.95 * 180 - $10 = 4.) profit.
      I'd fire your accountant. I think he is skimming off the top. I come up with $341.00.
    18. Re:One important thing to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LA

      :)

    19. Re:One important thing to note... by Tombstone-f · · Score: 1

      I know that when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to drink much soda. Maybe she's 10.

    20. Re:One important thing to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey loser...you're hanging out on slashdot...when have you ever been in range of a chick?

    21. Re:One important thing to note... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      That's right - $341 profit from a $10 investment. What's the problem again?

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    22. Re:One important thing to note... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Your original post said "4.)". Not sure what you meant by that but it appeared to me to be four dollars.

    23. Re:One important thing to note... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZING!

    24. Re:One important thing to note... by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      Ahh...sorry about the esoteric Slashdot humor.

      1.) Buy pre-mix pop
      2.) Sell in restaurant
      3.) ???
      4.) Profit!

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    25. Re:One important thing to note... by Shagg · · Score: 1

      I'm a homebrewer with a bar and beer taps in the basement. It's not quite the same as a soda fountain, but the CO2 costs should be equivalent...
      It's true that a refill on a 20lbs. CO2 tank is on the order of $15. But that refill will last me for several years worth of drinking before I need to get another. It's not like you're spending $15 per keg or anything.

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    26. Re:One important thing to note... by insanecarbonbasedlif · · Score: 1

      Okay, so according to the article, we pay $25/box for the 2.5 gallon boxes, or $10 per gallon of syrup, and a gallon of syrup yields 66 12oz drinks. This ($10/66) is 15 and 5/33rds cents per drink. (ignoring costs of water and CO2)

      I pay an average of $0.70 for a two liter soda at Safeway, Walmart, etc... - 2 liter = 67.628044 ounce [US, liquid], or 5.6... drinks, at a cost of less than $0.13 per drink.

      So, I figure it would take me and my wife, at 4 drinks a day, negative 23,239.492 days to recoup our costs... that's negative 63.6698... years, or, in other words, Not Worth It.
      Why would I pay more to get the joy of cleaning and maintaining a soda fountain when my fridge and local store work just fine...

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    27. Re:One important thing to note... by ninkendo84 · · Score: 1

      After the girl has sex with him after seeing the soda fountain: girl: I'm breaking up with you. guy: Why? girl: Because you're a pedophile. guy: Why, that's an awfully big word for an eight-year-old...

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    28. Re:One important thing to note... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      My frat house had a modified coke machine. It was the type where the bottle rolled from left to right on an incline and you pulled the bottle out from the front (after paying your 75 cents).

      It turned a consistent profit, and gave us a decent source of after-hours beer. Anybody who wanted one could have one, provided they knew the combination to the rec room, and they paid their 75 cents. (The 1 person with a key to the machine could be trusted not to steal).

      The beer machine in the lounge and the joust console in the kitchen were very consistent money makers. It adds up after a couple of years...

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    29. Re:One important thing to note... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >chick dig things they don't normally get

      I assume you're referring to the novelty of having a coke machine/soda fountain in your house. Having a hot tub, a dry sauna, and a massage table will do even more!

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  6. your going to need this too.. by dumbmrblah · · Score: 2, Funny

    an insulin dispenser

    1. Re:your going to need this too.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn`t you be out molesting children - God`s boy ?

  7. lazy indeed by mlknowle · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I'm very lazy. As part of that continuing effort, I've come up with a guide for installing a soda fountain in the house. I've detailed how to get the equipment, hoses, and supplies, as well as how to install and calibrate the system. Now you won't ever need to move for lack of liquid refreshment! My next project: Food Replicator."

    Wow! You're right! That 'continuing effort to be lazy" sure does take a lot of work!!!

    1. Re:lazy indeed by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Maybe he doesn't realize that cans of soda come with a little tab on the top so that they can be easily opened.

      Or perhaps the problems is that he's not forsighted enough to purchase his soft drinks when he's at the market buying food and such. I guess if I had to get up and drive to the store every time I wanted a Dr Pepper, I'd think that an in-house soda fountain was a pretty convenient thing, too.

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  8. Project by denisonbigred · · Score: 1

    It's also a fun project (fun for those who enjoy a challenge). And every time you have a drink, it's a little celebration of your achievement.

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  9. Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm a big fan of club soda. I don't drink pop becuase its too unhealthy.. that much sugar is bad news.

    Any one ever try coffee and club soda? I've never seen anyone else drink it, but try it, its great. Hrmm... I think I'll go put some coffee on right now.

    Have a nice evening.

    1. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want an alternative to pop, try club soda and stevia - you can make it as sweet as you like and it has it's own unique taste that is simply lovely.

    2. Re:Nice by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      That's what Diet is for. Stories of Aspartame causing cancer are overrated; sure, if you feed a rat a good portion of it's body weight in aspartame, it gets cancer... I'd like to see a human drink enough diet coke to ingest 30 pounds of aspartame.

    3. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aspartame doesn't just cause cancer.. it also fucks up your brain chemistry. Add to that, the fact diet pop tastes like shit, and you've got a drink only an American could love.

    4. Re:Nice by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I'm not an American. I love it anyway. But having a diabetic in the family has something to do with it, you just get used to diet and find regular too sweet.

    5. Re:Nice by LilGuy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Simply lovely? We ain't got no gay bars around here son.

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    6. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, its not for everyone. If you fear your friends might harrass you up for being too gay, then you should probably drink whatever they like.

    7. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How aspartame is in a 2-liter bottle? Let's say an ounce. How many two liters do you drink a day? Let's say one.

      In 16 days, you've consumed a pound. In a month, 2 pounds. In a year.....24 pounds. In 5 years, 120 pounds. Who becomes the lab rat over time?

    8. Re:Nice by stanmann · · Score: 1

      If you are a Real geek, you will reach LD50 of caffeine before reaching toxic levels of aspartame. Oh, and you will know when you get close. Caffeine intoxication is really funky. Auditory and visual hallucinations, loss of balance, etc.

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    9. Re:Nice by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Whoa, who's drinking 2 litres of pop per day?!?! No wonder so many Americans are obese.

      I drink, on average, maybe 3-4 diet beverages (355ml cans) per week. That's an average of roughly 180ml per day.

      Besides, it's one thing to feed a rat massive amounts of aspartame in one go, a different thing to feed one the same amount over five years.

  10. New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by puto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! How to install a soda fountain! The very height of tehcnology. Something I have always wanted to do. Wait a minute.

    If the guy would have installed it and controlled it with a wireless NIC and had Big Gulp cups printed with the Penguin and a caffeine molecule

    Whats next in the story department?

    1. Watching Paint Dry - The do's and don'ts.
    2. Color Coding Recycling bins.
    3. Zen and the Art of the Compost heap.
    4. Tae Boe Power Knitting.
    5. Sheep dipping for fun and profit.

    But seriously, admittingly I sit in front of computers probably far too much, this guy has no life. Diagramming his soda dispenser installation?

    Hooray that he installed then had so much time on his hands to create a web page?

    Now I have seen everything.

    Puto

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    1. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      That list sounds like a bunch of recent kuro5hin stories to me...

    2. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Now I have seen everything."

      sadly, you haven't.

      You wait, you'll be telling someone about how stupid this is, then right before your eyes, someone will do something so amzingly lame, you'll say "now I've seen everything."
      Sadly, it still won't be true.

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    3. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 1

      here's a story idea.. how bout how to make a star ship enterprise model out of a floppy disk. Oh wait. That's been done already :)

    4. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the declaration of laziness from him, he did a fair amount of work still. He even made a diagram for the rest of us geeks.
      Geeks are those who do things just for the sake of doing them.
      If one were to ask me, I'd say he is being more productive than people who critisize /.'s posting habits.

    5. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG!!!
      To have seen everything, you would have need to have seen a BEOWOLF CLUSTER of the soda machines.

    6. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Translation:
      "I don't get it.
      Puto"

      Your nerd license has been revoked. Clean out your user page, post your last journal entry, and be on your way.

    7. Re:New Submissions for Sunday! Slow Day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Australia , sheep dipping is strictly for fun.
      *Duck*

  11. Coulda Spent It On... by GamezCore.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...or with that same $500 you could've spent $495.00 on a decent web server, and then bought a case of your favorite soda.

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    1. Re:Coulda Spent It On... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In which case he would not have needed the web server. The money is still wasted...

  12. You'll probably need by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Funny

    an automated insulin injector, thanks to your newly-developed diabetes, too!

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    1. Re:You'll probably need by Kelerain · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or he could just hack in an insulin injector into the soda machine!

      yes I know.. ;)

    2. Re:You'll probably need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, you don't get diabeties by drinking soda.

      And f*#$@ all those shots, get a pump [www.minimed.com] instead.

  13. Compounding a problem by SuperBanana · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The whole thing is pretty absurd, hence I feel silly being serious about this...but...making it that much easier to consume soda, which is LOADED with calories(among other things- mostly from sugars), is only going to give you diabetes sooner and plump you up mighty quick. I forget exactly what economists call it, but you're more likely to spend money that's easily accessed. Ie, the bag of chips next to you is gonna get eaten faster than the one downstairs in the drawer.

    Seriously, folks- get out and walk, jog, run, bike, skate/skateboard/rollerblade to the local corner store, and carry the 6-pack back. If you're lucky, it'll all balance out. you'll get your daily exercise(what is it, minimum 30 minutes raised heart rate per day?), which means you'll feel better(excercise creates endorphines), and you'll live longer, too. You'll also get to excercise the brain, and reduce eye fatigue, since you'll be moving your eyes a lot and focusing on different things.

    There's also cool stuff like(gasp!) water, fruit juice, and vegetable juice. All three are much healthier for you, and(at least IMHO) taste better. I'm not saying switch off soda completely- just go for variety; it's probably the most common thing you hear from nutritionists- eat a little of everything. It's more fun/interesting, too :-)

    700,000 people a year die from heart disease. "A little exercise won't kill you" is truer than you think, and eating healthy is great insurance. Ask people who just came out of having heart-bypass operations or their first heart attack, or just got diagnosed with diabetes, and ask them if they wish they had eaten better. I'd be amazed if the answer isn't 100% "Yes".

    1. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A little exercise won't kill you"

      ?is *usually* true. However, a good friend of mine died several months ago after suffering a major heart attack while jogging. He was somewhat heavy, though not particularly overweight, but had just started exercising several days before. At age 32, he decided that he was lying around too much, drinking too much soda, all of the things you mentioned. My point in mentioning this isn't to convince people to stay on the couch. Rather, it's this: first, take things gradually. You're not going to go from fat & lazy to marathon form in a month. And you'll probably quit if you work too hard at first. Secondly, and most importantly, get a thorough checkup from your doctor before you begin a workout regime - even if your plan is just to jog everyday. yea, it costs fifty bucks or something, and yea, it takes a couple hours, but it's worth it, if just for the peace of mind.

    2. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh, horseshit. I know this son of a bitch, he's a nutritionist himself. Don't listen to the "oh, eat healthier, get excersise, feel better" jibber jabber. They've always had a hard-on bitching about things like heart attacks, diabetes, bubbleass, etc. Don't worry, it won't happen to you! He thinks water, fruit juice, and vegetable juice taste better? Next think you know he'll be saying that pointing your willy towards your mouth and firing piss down your throat will taste better as well. Let me tell you, from first hand experience, nothing tastes better than instant gratification. Be happy. Drink Coke!

      -Cody the Coca-Cola Bottler

    3. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found Fresca. No calories, no sugar (aspartame only), barely any sodium (35mg in 12 oz), and it tastes fucking good.

      I used to drink only water, but now I drink a can or two of fresca every day.

      Are there other downsides to drinking soda that aren't addressed by my magical Fresca beverage? Is the CO2 bad for you or anything?

    4. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A little exercise won't kill you" is truer than you think

      Yeah, just ask this guy. Oh wait, you can't-- he's DEAD!

    5. Re:Compounding a problem by m.lemur · · Score: 1

      To quote Chris Rock:

      ya still gonna die

    6. Re:Compounding a problem by shepd · · Score: 1

      >There's also cool stuff like(gasp!) water, fruit juice, and vegetable juice. All three are much healthier for you, and(at least IMHO) taste better.

      Actually, soft drinks are generally prescribed to patients with weak stomachs as they are easier on the body. Ginger ale being the most popular of the lot.

      Of course, water is the best, but if the patient wants sugar, may as well make if safe.

      Oh, and vegetable juice gonna give you the runs a hell of a lot faster than a large soda ever could. Sometimes that's not a good thing.

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    7. Re:Compounding a problem by nathanh · · Score: 1
      There's also cool stuff like(gasp!) water, fruit juice, and vegetable juice. All three are much healthier for you,

      There's almost as much sugar in fruit juice as in fizzy sugar water. Even though fruit juice is still healthier for you, you'd be much better off eating a piece of fruit.

    8. Re:Compounding a problem by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I have never drank a juice that tasted better then soda.

      Also, the guy is probably aware of the points you make.

      OTOH you could decide to forgo the soda machine at work and get killed by a bus on the way to buy some juice.

      Who am I to talk, I drink too much soda, eats like crap, I'm almost 40 and my coloesterol is still lower then my doctor has ever seen. My heart beats like clock work(68-70 BPM). Ont time the insurance company for a place I worked sent some people to test cloresterol. I sat next to a guy who you could call a health 'nut' Ate a balanced diet, jogged, did yoga. I looked at him, soda in one hand, twinkie in another and said "I bet you 100 bucks I have lower chloresteral then you." helooked at me like I was insane and said, "you're on". hour latter he's counting out 20 into my hand. easiest hundred bucks I've ever made.
      I took hime to lunch for a week.

      There is no accounting for good genes.

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    9. Re:Compounding a problem by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      Yea, but it'd still be nice for parties. I'd like to see someone with a home-designed bar with not only soda but a beer tap in the style of a soda fountain. Just stick your cup under and it pours. Imagine the parties....

      :-)

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    10. Re:Compounding a problem by El_Froggo · · Score: 1

      not to be offensive or anything...But I really don't give a fuck about what I look like. I'm a geek....I sit at home all day and play with my computer. There is no time for anything else.

    11. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, and here I thought soda was good for you!

      I'm really grateful that there are health experts like you willing to share their wisdom with the poor, unenlightened masses.

      Hint: self-righteousness doesn't accomplish anything besides annoying the piss out of your fellow humans.

    12. Re:Compounding a problem by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Can you carbonate fruit juice? As for carbonating veggie juice, well why bother.. i ean really haveyouever actually *had* a V8? mebbe its different when you are an adult but v8 was nasty to me as a kid.

      But if you really want a fun sugar rush.. drink some bulk FCOJ:)
      (frozen concentrated orange juice)

    13. Re:Compounding a problem by 3liter914-6 · · Score: 1

      Of course you can carbonate fruit juice. Probably the easiest way to do it would be to run it through a seltzer bottle. Personally, I have taken to mixing my juices (particularly Ocean Spray cranberry juice) with some club soda. Nice and fizzy, and it cuts down on calories over a soda or straight juice by watering it down a bit. All in all quite tasty.

    14. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      700,000 people a year die from heart disease.

      Right, so alcohol it is then. ;)

    15. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never drank a juice that tasted better then soda.

      Make it yourself from fresh fruit. Tweak to taste.

    16. Re:Compounding a problem by Kombat · · Score: 1

      There's almost as much sugar in fruit juice as in fizzy sugar water

      Pick up a nutirition book and learn the difference between "natural sugars" and "refined sugars." One is much worse for you than the other. Can you guess which?

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    17. Re:Compounding a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? No funny bone? You spend more energy laughing at this than your rant will ever burn...

      (on floor with gut split open) :)

  14. Carbonation by denisonbigred · · Score: 1

    That carbonation in club soda is horrible for your teeth, so you might want to find a new healthy drink if you dont brush and floss.

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    1. Re:Carbonation by cybermace5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not so sure about that, but carbonation does upset the carbon-oxygen cycle of metabolism. The result is that more toxic acidic byproducts of metabolism stay in the blood.

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    2. Re:Carbonation by operagost · · Score: 1

      If you don't brush and floss, you might want to address that hygiene issue before you address your diet.

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  15. Yeah but by gotscheme · · Score: 1

    I thought that the computers were supposed to be able to do this already. I mean, that's how it worked in the Jetsons.

    1. Re:Yeah but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And judge Dredd. Didn't he speak into his gun "Soda Dispenser" and get the ability to magically shoot wonderful cola?

  16. Feeling Incontinent? by polv0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if going to the bathroom becomes too inconvenient, try some of these.

    1. Re:Feeling Incontinent? by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      Or, if you're a guy (like probably 97% of the /. audience), try one of these. You'll still need a bucket of some sort, buy given that the soda fountain needed a drain, you can probably tap into that, using several feet of leftover hose.

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      Lemon curry?
    2. Re:Feeling Incontinent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, move your whole workstation into the bathroom. A king deserves a throne, after all. (just don't drop anything you'd want back)

    3. Re:Feeling Incontinent? by isorox · · Score: 1

      Or you sould stay in the bathroom and surf the web on your bog roll

    4. Re:Feeling Incontinent? by polv0 · · Score: 1
      From your site:
      The man then can urinate, with the liquid conducted down the tube, and from there into another tube or container of your choice. Solves a lot of long term bondage problems!
      Exactly where did you find this?
    5. Re:Feeling Incontinent? by MsWillow · · Score: 1

      I googled for it. "Texas catheter" was the search term. (My sister is an RN, and she recently mentioned this thing by that name, so I went looking to see what she was talking about. That site had the best concise explaination of how it works. Not, personally, being into men (and not really serious about bondage), it was of no use to me, until I read that comment. Talk about serendipity! :) )

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      Lemon curry?
  17. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    At least you can see the thick, cludgy syrup that makes up these carbonated sugar drinks.

    Perhaps the eye-opening nutritional odyssey will offset the convenience of the dispenser?

    For me, nothing beats good ol' H20...

    1. Re:Well by fodi · · Score: 0

      For me, nothing beats good ol' H20...

      You mean good ol' H20ClMgNaFeFl ??

    2. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even more eye-opening, you will find out exactly how DIRTY those damn machines are. Some places don't clean them right. In the sports concession stand at my high school, we discovered mold after pulling off one of the caps over the spigots.

    3. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Equal concentration of everything? Wouldn't that just explode in your face?

      Also, isn't Fluorine (or the Fluoride ion) F, you stupid fuck?

    4. Re:Well by fodi · · Score: 0

      It was meant as a joke... there's obviously no great knowledge of chemistry there...Just meant to illustrate that h2o is only part of what comes out of a tap.

      Remember jokes, you stupid fuck? Pull the curtains and go see what's going on outside.

  18. The question remains... by moertle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it run Linux?

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    1. Re:The question remains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no.

    2. Re:The question remains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it runs NetBSD, insenstive clod!

    3. Re:The question remains... by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

      ...And where can I get a beowulf cluster of them?

    4. Re:The question remains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....IN SOVIET RUSSIA.

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    5. Re:The question remains... by yokem_55 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And in Soviet russia, the soda fountain installs YOU!

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    6. Re:The question remains... by pmhudepo · · Score: 1

      Ha! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these...

    7. Re:The question remains... by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Does it support the RFC Evil bit?

    8. Re:The question remains... by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Does it support the RFC Evil bit?

      I appreciate that you were just trying to whore some "+1 Funny" points, but that joke has already gotten old. Not only that, but do you even know what an "RFC" is? What you've said is the equivalent of saying "I wrote my homepage in RFC HTML. You can access it using any browser that supports the RFC HTTP protocol over an RFC TCP/IP network. I'll post the link to RFC Usenet later."

      "RFC" means "Request For Comments." It's a review process for adopting new protocols and standards. So your (huge quotes) "joke" could be translated as "Does it support the Request For Comment Evil bit?" Which, of course, makes no sense. What you should have said was simply "Does it support the Evil bit?"

      You're probably one of those guys who says "PIN number" and "DVD disk", aren't you.

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  19. Better drink lots of soda by ErikRed1488 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work for one of the vendors listed on that site. We sell every part you could possibly need to do something like this, but we don't sell to home consumers or even individual restaurants. We're a sister company of the largest manufacturer of fountain soda machines in the world. So, working were I do, I've found out a fair amount about these machines. We have about 90 employees in our office and haven't installed a fountain machine because with so few employees the lines would get coated with syrup in no time. You really need a larger volume of people, or you will have to flush the lines all the time. Personally, I say just get yourself a Culligan water dispenser and save your money and teeth. If you really need soda, buy 2 liter bottles.

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    1. Re:Better drink lots of soda by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1, Troll

      There are way too many commenting on the 'you'll destroy your teeth' factor by drinking soda. While I imagine he drinks a bit more soda than he might have before, I myself do not have a soda machine, and I drink 2 - 4 cans of soda daily. I just came back from a dentist checkup 2 weeks ago, and my teeth are fine. My dentist had no complaints (and I don't floss either.) If you brush your teeth, and eat other healthy foods to balance such things out, you're probably fine. Now, if you're eating McDonalds for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, you've got another thing coming (besides explosive diareeha.) Secondly, I would love to have one of these at home. Fountain soda tastes far better than canned or bottled soda. Plus, bottled soda (2 and 3 liter bottles) tend to go completely flat at my house before I get a chance to finish them. While you may not be able to tell the difference between canned, bottled, and fountain soda (or Pepsi and Coke, for that matter), a lot of people can, and have preferences for each.

    2. Re:Better drink lots of soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attn moderators: this is an obvious karma whore. The bullshit-o-meter is reading 10. Check the facts - you'll find it's garbage.

    3. Re:Better drink lots of soda by F1_Fan · · Score: 1
      There are way too many commenting on the 'you'll destroy your teeth' factor by drinking soda.
      The whole teeth thing is a load of shit. You'll do far, far more damage to your teeth by eating candy and not brushing afterwards. The contact time for soda is minimal and there is no residue left behind.
      Other brilliant arguments are that Coke dissolves rust. Well actually the phosphates in Coke form a soluble compound with iron and wash the rust away... no acidic action required.
      People, stop repeating stuff you heard at a 7th grade science fair... do a bit of research first.
    4. Re:Better drink lots of soda by Screaming+Lunatic · · Score: 1
      Fountain soda tastes far better than canned or bottled soda.

      Are you on crack?...(or coke)

      Canned coke is the way to go. Always perfectly chilled, doesn't lose carbonation (sp?), and doesn't taste all syrupy. The fountain is horrible if you are cheap and don't mix your syrup with filtered water. There's crud that builds up in the lines and ends up in your glass.

    5. Re:Better drink lots of soda by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      The "crud" that builds up in the lines came from the "liquid stuff" that you *want* to put in your glass. What's the problem with that stuff ending up in your glass a few weeks after you asked for it? :)

  20. Lazy, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For Pepsi and Dr Pepper products, I talked to an employee of a local Pizza Hut place. I eat there regularly, and they know me.

    It's alright to be lazy, but you couldn't even offset that with a slightly respectable diet?

  21. Number 6 beat you to it. by haydon4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    My next project: Food Replicator.

    Number 6: And I invented the bottemless peanut bag.

    Homer (number 5): Wow!

  22. I've installed a beverage system of my own: by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    My beverage system? Oh man you should see it - it actually dispenses this liquid that is like the foutain of youth! It makes me feel better every time I drink it, and drinking it makes me actually healthier! It's what we call a (making a Dr Evil like quote gesture) "water" dispensor.

    Ok maybe it is cool that the dude made a fountain, sure. But the author of the referring post is right - we need to stop this crazy binging on sugary drinks. And remember, researchers in psych found long ago that the number one thing that makes us eat more is food/drink that is more accesible. Let see what this dude weighs like in a few months ...

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    1. Re:I've installed a beverage system of my own: by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of diet soda?

      Add some caffein to the mix and you have a natural diet suppressant. Besides if you buy soda by the case do you really think you would drink more if you have a fountain?

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    2. Re:I've installed a beverage system of my own: by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 1
      Ever heard of diet soda?

      Yes, from what I've heard of it, it's a diuretic liquid that makes you dehydrated and stay up all night, unlike water. But caffeine does help to edge that hunger off.

      Besides if you buy soda by the case do you really think you would drink more if you have a fountain?

      For the percentage that buys the drinks by the case, I think yes you might be on to something - the problem is already there. But it takes less effort to refill a cup than to open the fridge and grab a new drink, eh?

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    3. Re:I've installed a beverage system of my own: by juju2112 · · Score: 1

      Yes, from what I've heard of it, it's a diuretic liquid that makes you dehydrated and stay up all night, unlike water.

      According to snopes.com, this is a myth. (scroll about halfway down to get to the relevant part.)

  23. Alright, what have we learned here? by ebbomega · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hopefully, the important lesson is this: If you're going to slashdot your server, at least have one capable of handling such an effort.

    I got about half of the images broken and the other half weren't even found.

    *sigh*

    Anyways, for all the flame mongers out there complaining about how it's not "worth it", please. This is what hacking is about. If you sit around asking "Why? This is useless!" how do you expect to have any fun in life?

    Flying cars and voice-operated light switches are pretty useless, doesn't mean I wouldn't want one.

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    1. Re:Alright, what have we learned here? by LMariachi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How is this "hacking?" He installed a common, purpose-built device in the manner and for the purpose it was intended. The only thing "noteworthy" about it is that it's in his home instead of a cafeteria.

      It's about as much of a hack as setting up an iMac in the bathroom.

  24. Re:Oh my god! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hate to say it, but that's one occasion when the lameness filter worked as intended.

  25. I don't have teeth, you insensitive clod! by Stalemate · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I have some weird genetic thing that kept me from having a lot of my teeth. I'm pretty sure what I have is the same as this.

    Kinda weird when you get a half-set of false teeth at age 16.

    1. Re:I don't have teeth, you insensitive clod! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      I never got four of my adult teeth... and I've only had one wisdom tooth out (I'm 29, BTW).

      Most of the study participants lack the maxillary and mandibular molars, the back three teeth on each side of the mouth, including the wisdom teeth.

      I'm lacking the molars directly behind the canine on the top and bottom, both sides of the mouth (not sure which that one is :) and the wisdom teeth inside my gums x-ray as very small (almost unformed).

      Two of the deciduous teeth in the top of my mouth lasted up until a couple of years ago, though they were dying in my mouth by the end. :/

      Weird, huh?

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    2. Re:I don't have teeth, you insensitive clod! by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure exactly how many of mine are missing -- I can never remember how many teeth normal people are supposed to have. I know that on the top I actually have 5 of my adult teeth (they are now used as anchors for a big bridge) and on the bottom I'm missing 3 of my adult teeth, but the "baby" ones are still there in those spots.

      I'm 25 now and I've had the bridge since I was like 16 or 17.

      My dentist recently told me that I can probably only get 5-10 more years out of this bridge before it will have to be replaced. I'm hoping implants will be easy (relatively) and reliable by then.

    3. Re:I don't have teeth, you insensitive clod! by juhaz · · Score: 1

      If biotech goes fast enough, they may even be able to grow/clone your own teeth for implants instead of artificial ones...

    4. Re:I don't have teeth, you insensitive clod! by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      Man, I hadn't even thought of that. That would be cool, but probably really expensive.

  26. Profitability by sssmashy · · Score: 1

    Now, all you need to do is buy and install a large theatre-style popcorn maker, a keg of beer, and a 60" high definition TV.


    1. Invite friends over to watch the game or a dvd on your big-screen t.v.


    2. Charge them movie theatre prices for the fountain soda, popcorn, and beer.


    3. Profit!

    (Repeat until your friends get tired of paying for refreshments and you run out of paying customers. Don't forget to offer "loyalty discounts" to those that stick around.)


    1. Re:Profitability by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Micro thaters, or portable thaters.
      Man, you are on to something here.

      Charge 15 bucks, include a drink and popcorn, have a theater that only seats about 50 people. You know they'll all be adults, so you can give a good movie experiencs for serious movie goers. it would also be great for critics.

      You could also get a motor home, trick out the inside and drive it to customers houses so they can have the 'movie experience' without going to a movie.
      obviously, you would target the rich and famous.

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    2. Re:Profitability by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      You'll have to pay $$$ for the movies though. DVDs you own (or rent) are only "licensed" for private viewing.

    3. Re:Profitability by Drakin · · Score: 1

      Actually, a better setup would be geta Semi trailer and do it.

      Actually, I beleive Radio Shack has one, that they use to demo their high end home theater stuff.

  27. With that much soda by panxerox · · Score: 0

    make the 4th spout insulin.

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  28. Easier solution by PD · · Score: 1

    put diet coke into your soda fountain.

    1. Re:Easier solution by SuperBanana · · Score: 1
      A large number of these guys are downright loony, but the sheer number of sites makes you wonder:
      http://www.google.com/search?q=aspartame

      Then again, with names like the "Worldwide Anti-Aspartame Movement"(WAAM), they're not exactly putting a good, non-loony image forward, are they? :-)

    2. Re:Easier solution by moeman · · Score: 1


      If you are worried about aspartame try diet right soda. It uses splenda.

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    3. Re:Easier solution by 0x00000dcc · · Score: 1
      Then again, with names like the "Worldwide Anti-Aspartame Movement"(WAAM), they're not exactly putting a good, non-loony image forward, are they? :-)

      You forget to mention this group's research papers on the subject:

      1. Wake me up before you Bosco

      2. Last Christmas I gave you my diet Coke, but the very next day, you traded it for a Tab.

      3. Oh geez I can't think of any more Wham! songs to satire ... and yet, they were so talented ... with those tight pants ...

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    4. Re:Easier solution by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      If you are worried about aspartame try diet right soda. It uses splenda.
      But no caffeine.

      Try RC Diet. Caffeine & Splenda. Not bad tasting, either.

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    5. Re:Easier solution by PD · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In the movie "The Lost Boys" one of the vampires said "billion Chinese can't be wrong." But, in fact, a billion Chinese CAN be wrong.

    6. Re:Easier solution by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      It uses splenda.

      I've tried splenda in my tea and coffee, and I find that it does not provide the sweetness that other substitutes do. My idea sweetener (what I do at restaurants) is use 1 part sweet-n-low and 1 part equal. It tastes more like sugar that way. I have however had ice cream made with splenda (commercially) and it was very good.

    7. Re:Easier solution by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
    8. Re:Easier solution by mathfreak · · Score: 1

      For somewhat less silly sounding names, check out this. Yes I know that this site is on asparteme.org and all of these organizations say that asparteme isn't harmful. Also, I'm not sure how the science of places like the American Cancer Society, the CDC, MIT, and the Mayo Clinic hold up against WAAM. Then again, the sheer number of groups saying that asparteme isn't harmful makes you wonder, doesn't it.

  29. even lazier by trmj · · Score: 4, Informative

    Well, I'm too lazy to find all of that stuff and then go install it.

    So, I found this instead.

    It seems like it should work just as well and have only a minimally higher cost, but the up front cost is much much less (~$500 vs. ~50).

    w00t for extended laziness!

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  30. Beer-delivery equipment is expensive... by Goonie · · Score: 1, Informative
    My sister used to run a hotel. The gadgetry to dispense beer is extremely expensive, particularly the refrigeration gear to serve the beer at the appropriate temperature.

    In any case, if you're going to go to the effort of a beer tap at home, why not go the whole hog and have it dispense Chimay, preferably Chimay Blue? Not only is it wonderful drinking - it's about 10% alcohol... :)

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    1. Re:Beer-delivery equipment is expensive... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      BS. They are just dorm size refridgerators with a tap.

  31. Re:I LIKE GIRL WITH BIG VAGINA I LIKE GIRL WITH GR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks, Kenny

  32. Obligatory Joe Walsh Lyric by eupheric · · Score: 1

    "They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time..." -"Life's Been Good"

  33. food replicator by sixdotoh · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    My next project: Food Replicator

    Now, I didn't watch Star Trek (NG!) that much, but thinking back on it, i think the stupidest thing in that show was the food replicator . . .

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  34. With images that size... by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

    prepare to kiss your website goodbye...good thing this is a Sunday!

  35. Turbo Tea by ExEleven · · Score: 1

    Get lots of teabags and put them in a strainer, run water thru them into a cup making very strong and high in caffene tea.

    I havent regeistered a patent (yet ;-))

    1. Re:Turbo Tea by TermAnnex · · Score: 1

      In the coffee world, at least, the less time the water is exposed to the coffee, the less caffeine there is in the end result.

      Espresso does not have the most caffeine, partly because the water isn't in contact with the grounds for very long. (The other reason is that espresso beans are roasted more, more roasting destroys the caffeine.)

      If you ever want a cup of coffee with the most caffeine you can get, get light roast.

      So, stick your tea bags in for a few hours. ;)

    2. Re:Turbo Tea by ddimas · · Score: 1

      I used to get loose tea (no bags). To make tea I used a filter type coffee maker. Worked great and I could usually get a couple of containers of tea from the leaves.

    3. Re:Turbo Tea by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      Or just eat the coffee beans.

    4. Re:Turbo Tea by Stonent1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I find you can make a perfectly decent cup of tea by putting 2 bags of tea inside your espresso maker and adding 1 cup of water. I found this out while I was sick and didn't want to sit around waiting for tea. Then I made my own concoction. Tea + orange juice. It helps loosen the phlegm in the throat and gives you a boost. I suppose I could take the tea out of the bags and be able to cram another bag-full in there.

    5. Re:Turbo Tea by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Actually, you have it exactly backwards. Caffeine is more water soluble than anything else in tea or coffee. Which means, that if you want to "extract" caffeine for direct consumption, passing 200F+ water quickly over tea/coffee will give you a water/caffeine solution with a slight coffee/tea flavor.

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    6. Re:Turbo Tea by operagost · · Score: 1

      IIIII dddoooo. DDDDoooeeesssnnn''tt eeevveerryyonne????

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  36. And you didnt use it to cool your PC?!? by happyhippy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Why didnt you hook it up to cool down your rig? Jeez it would be worth the expense then.

    Disclaimer: The link is slashdotted so I dont know he did or not.

    1. Re:And you didnt use it to cool your PC?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, hey, I was wondering why no one asked if he had tried to cool his machine down with it.

      Probably though, because he doesn't want warm soda.

  37. Re:Dentists' goldmine by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Funny

    3. PROFIT! [because coders' teeth fall out]

    I'm glad you put that explaination there in parentheses, because I had no idea why a dentist would profit from this scenario. Once again, thanks for the road map!

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  38. Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple by jhines · · Score: 1

    Make an old-style soda counter, then you only need a single siphon for soda, which would be much cleaner than beverage.

    Then one enters a pump full (in the old style soda counters) of syrup, and fill with soda water.

    Then a vanilla Coke is a shot of Coke syrup, and one of vanilla. And one can make root beer, floats, black cows, etc.

    Less hardware, more varities.

    1. Re:Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple by DTC · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey now! Just because this guy built his own soda fountain, it doesn't give you the right to infer that he's a jerk!

    2. Re:Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple by Luminous · · Score: 1

      Why dont' I have mod points when I truly see something that is funny. This post was hilarious!

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    3. Re:Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple by joew · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Its sad how few people will get the joke

      the one vendor i know for Old Fashioned Soda Fountain supplys
      one of these days after I buy a house I will set one of these up. The question that is do i need a 20 foot long counter to go with it :)

    4. Re:Actually, it would be cooler to keep it simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, then, explain the joke smarty-pants.

  39. Your (not on) crack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always used to think about all the drugs I'd make with it.

    1. Re:Your (not on) crack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd use it to make dilithium crystals...

    2. Re:Your (not on) crack! by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      You cant replicate dilithium crystals.

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      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    3. Re:Your (not on) crack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael would use it to replicate condoms for his next gaynal sex orgy with the /. staff

  40. Re:I LIKE GIRL WITH BIG VAGINA I LIKE GIRL WITH GR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Moderation -2
    50% Troll
    50% Offtopic

    Nice use of mod points to LOWER AN ALREADY INVISIBLE POST!!! I hope your ass gets kicked in a dark alley. I mean, I hope your ass gets kicked in m2.
  41. To start, press any key... by theantipode · · Score: 0

    ... where's the any key? I see ESC, CTRL (ki-tarl), and PGUP (pig-up), but I don't see any ANY key! Phew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll have a TAB. I never thought the day would come. *sniff* Now if only there were enough room in there to turn the soda dispenser into a tower (a water-cooled one, no less), I'd be impressed.

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  42. Re:Imagine... by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    i imagine it would scare the chicks away...

    for a few of us, maybe it's not a bad idea..

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  43. Ah, memories... now shut up and fire! by zaren · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (Not only a fitting double-meaning topic, but a nice subtle X-Men comic book reference ;D )

    We had a free soda fountain when I worked at ANS - err, UUNet Ann Arbor - err, Worldcom - err, a hollow shell of a building... but I digress. After they put Mountain Dew on tap, productivity incresed... as did the waistlines of a lot of co-workers.

    I finally decided one day that the weekend caffine withdrawls (since I was drinking upwards of 3 to 4 liters of Dew a day when at work) and related mood swings were causing too many problems around the house, I quit cold turkey. I lost ten pounds in the next month or so, after having cut over 1000 calories a day out of my diet. Great while it lasted... but then I replaced the raw calories with fat and sugars in the form of chocolate, and gained them all back :p Still, the endless fountain was great while it lasted.

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  44. pre vs post - makes all the difference by The+Monster · · Score: 4, Informative
    assuming your [sic] paying around $40 per pre-mix box
    Well, no wonder. You were buying pre-mix, not post-mix. The economics of it are really quite simple: With pre-mix, you're paying to ship water as well as syrup, and therefore occupying roughly 5.5 times the volume of the syrup alone. With post-mix, you use your own water, which is virtually free by comparison. Having done time in the fast food business, I can tell you that the only people who use pre-mix are the ones who don't have a water supply, like the circus concessions mentioned in the article. OTOH, if your municipal water is as bad as mine, you'll want to invest in a home water purification system.
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    1. Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You were buying pre-mix, not post-mix.

      Um... Whether or not the semantics of pre/post in this manner make sense, I'd assume that pre-mix means the ingredients before you mix it (ie, without the water).
    2. Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference by Your+Login+Here · · Score: 1

      pre-mix might be a short form for pre-mixed... but then to look at people defend the X client/server naming, who's to say what makes sense.

    3. Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, X is correct.

      You have one server serving multiple clients, be it one apache and 20 browsers, or one X-server and 20 xterms.

      And a server is offering a service, be it web pages, disk space or graphics rendering, where a client makes use of that service.

      And the client connects to the server, not the other way around.

    4. Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference by chrisseaton · · Score: 0

      That doesn't make sense:

      pre-mix: Before mixing with water
      post-mix: After mixing with water

      "With pre-mix, you're paying to ship water as well as syrup"

      Surely with POST-MIX you're paying to ship the water as well.

    5. Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference by DJPenguin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Semantics - a pre-mix box could be "pre-mixed" ie, already mixed. Post mix - it's mixed AFTER the delivery. Kinda makes some sense both ways round...

    6. Re:pre vs post - makes all the difference by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      No, "pre-mix" in this case means "pre-mixed," as in "mixed before shipping."

  45. Soda's ok by quintessent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Soda's alright, but I'm more of a water drinker. Do you think you could adapt this thing to dispense water on demand?

    1. Re:Soda's ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you think you could adapt this thing to dispense water on demand?

      What a great device that would be! Someone should invent it. We'll put several in every home!

    2. Re:Soda's ok by nfsilkey · · Score: 1

      My apartment complex is amazing! They built one of these 'water fountains' right into my kitchen! Built in splash basin, along with knobs to adjust the temperature and flowrate of my water fountain!

      The managment also assembled an industrial-sized one in my bathroom, but that is a different story... ;)

    3. Re:Soda's ok by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Many fridges come with a water/ice dispenser on the front. Damn handy too, I wish I had one but I dislike the side-by-side fridges, and generally those are the only models that have them.

      I've always wanted to install a cooled water fountain in my house. Now that would be cool.

    4. Re:Soda's ok by flsniper · · Score: 0

      I already have a "Water on Demand" device, its called a Faucet! ;0)

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  46. Re:Oh my god! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? That was a troll...

    And seriously, I have wanted one of these for awhile. $500 seems pretty high though... if they sold the stuff for $100-150, I'm not sure I could resist.

  47. Lazy by s0rbix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would be a million times worse to replace the syrup than get a new can/bottle of soda when it runs out, even if it is only every week or so. Plus, fountain soda is definitely not as good as canned/bottled soda.

    1. Re:Lazy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      it can be, but you have to watch the mixture. This guy is going to use tap water, so it will never be as good as store bought.
      Syrup is easy to replace.

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    2. Re:Lazy by CaptainStormfield · · Score: 1

      I disagree -- I actually prefer diet pepsi from a fountain vs diet pepsi from a can. Then again, we have very very good water where I live (Denver).

      --
      "The dinosaurs died because they didn't have a space program." - Niven
    3. Re:Lazy by s0rbix · · Score: 1

      im just saying... im so lazy that if i had to choose between replacing the syrup and getting another can of soda, i would choose getting another can 100 times before replacing syrup... especially when you have a mini fridge right next to the computer.

    4. Re:Lazy by Pyramid · · Score: 1

      If you don't put a good filter on the water input of your machine, you're a total dipshit because:

      A)Your products will taste like shit
      B) The impurities (minerals for those of you who need a roadmap) will ruin the machine. Carbonator pumps quickly die when they get scale buildup.

      I installed a system at my friend's house, a la E-Bay and the soda tastes great using just a plain ol' G.E. icemaker water filter.

      Installing the system was a joke, finding a syrup vendor who will sell to private individuals at a reasonable price is the real challenge.

      Pyramid

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    5. Re:Lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > fountain soda is definitely not as good as canned/bottled soda.

      It depends on where you live. I worked for a contractor that did work for Coke so I've had a lot of coke fresh off the assembly line in a lot of different places. In some places, Coke uses sucrose (real sugar!) in fountain coke and uses fructose (mainly from corn syrup) in the cans and bottles. Then, the fountain coke tastes much better. In a few places, the opposite is true so the fountain tastes worse. If you have a fountain drink from a poorly adjusted fountain, then of course the fountain isn't going to taste great. Of course, none of them compares to glass bottle of coke directly from a newly calibrated plant. That is the best. In my home town, Pepsi outsells Coke, so Coke is considering switching to real sugar. I hope they do.

  48. Re:Dentists' goldmine by mesach · · Score: 2, Informative

    Wouldn't it then go

    1. Have coder install endless soda fountain.
    2. coders' teeth fall out
    3. PROFIT!

    since you have the roadmap you don't need the ???

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  49. Keeping soda bottles from going flat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Squeeze the air out and close the cap tightly. They'll still go flat eventually but last a lot longer this way. Also don't leave the bottle out of the refrigerator.

  50. Food Replicator? by UrGeek · · Score: 1

    Food Replicator, zoo repliscmater. Just get a few 20 lb. bags of Bachelor Chow very couple of weeks or so.

    1. Re:Food Replicator? by operagost · · Score: 1

      ... otherwise known as Doritos.

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    2. Re:Food Replicator? by UrGeek · · Score: 1

      Stoffer's Mac and Cheese with some Little Smokies in the microwave, does it for me!

      Great with Cuervo Gold (burp)

  51. there's already been a compost story by Calaf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hardcore Waste Recycling

    Can't wait to see the sheep story.

  52. Slurpee machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My dream as an engineer-turned-manager is that I will someday use dot-com investor funds to buy a Slurpee machine for my engineers...

    We'll have team building parties where we merge flavors to create a special slurpee specific to a particular project.

    Got any good job leads?

  53. Re:I LIKE GIRL WITH BIG VAGINA I LIKE GIRL WITH GR by phreak03 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey, man, i tried to mod it too, when it was still at 0, and by the time i hit moderate it was at -2 and it retured a "post allready at threshold", there are just that many active mods today, and if you really have to hide behind the anon cowward so be it

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  54. BooEarns by McPLUR · · Score: 1

    The servers been /.ed

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  55. Re:Fruit juice isn't much different by BreadMan · · Score: 1

    There's no vitamins in there either, unless they've been added after the fact. You're better off sticking with water to quench your thirst if you're health conscious and enjoying your soda/juice in moderation.

    Interestingly enough, our pediatrician told us that Gatorade was better than fruit juice if the kids didn't want milk.

  56. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the funniest ./ comment all day...

  57. Soda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you know that if you put a slab of steak in a gallon of cola, after about an hour the steak will be dissolved? Cola also can be used to clean your toilet bowl or other stains. I'd put more facts but I lost the chain mail I read them in lol.

  58. Soda Water by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Coke is acidic, my chem teacher said its mol2, but even without the syrup the soda water makes a pretty good solvent. Theres a valve on the back of the fountain for just soda water, some places fill a bucket up with that before close to clean the floor with.

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  59. Re:Dentists' goldmine by KilerCris · · Score: 1

    assuming coders even have money to spend on silly things like teeth

  60. Co2 and Related Health Problems by Cyno01 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The carbonation in soda is pretty bad for you. It will react and strip calcium off of pretty much anything in you, teeth, bones etc, this is why sports coaches tell their players not to drink soda, it can weaken your bones. All this will also leave you with lots of Calcium-Carbonate(scale, like in hard water), this can also lead to problems. Drink a lot of soda in a short period of time, and you might notice your piss is slightly cloudy, the extreme of this happened a friend of mine, kidney stones. Ouch.

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    1. Re:Co2 and Related Health Problems by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1

      The carbonation in soda is pretty bad for you. It will react and strip calcium off of pretty much anything in you, teeth, bones etc, this is why sports coaches tell their players not to drink soda, it can weaken your bones.

      Actually, it's the phosphoric acid that messes with your calcium metabolism. It takes a few soft drinks a day to cause much trouble, though.

  61. Armchair Capt. Picard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes, but where's the button for Tea, Earl Grey, Hot?

    Jeeez.

  62. Reminds me of my Uncle's House. by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    My uncle brews a little, and in the rec room in the basement at the sink behind the bar he has hot, cold, and beer.

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  63. Sodamistic by caduguid · · Score: 3, Informative

    You just brought back one of those embarrassing first job moments. Worse than selling vacuum cleaners door-to-door, it was selling home pop-machines! Evil company called 'sodamistic', long-since-defunct, I'm sure.

    A valuable formative experience in the sleazy world of hard-sell direct sales, it lets me watch movies like Tin Men or Boiler Room with an insider's appreciation, and more importantly, it taught me the importance of never ever letting a salesman inside your house. (Not that time-share group sales pitches are much better.)

    For those who are interested, a google search for sodamistic turned up a minor reference in the comments section of this totally on-topic to this story web page: How to Make Your Own Carbonated Soda (Coke, Pepsi, ...).

    1. Re:Sodamistic by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Sodamistic? Somehow that name makes me think they would manufacture something other than pop machines...

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  64. Slurpies next, please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I really want is a slurpy dispenser. Anyone have instructions for one of those? ;-)

  65. Re:I eat more *puff* chicken than any man *wheeze* by Bush+Pig · · Score: 0

    So who are you back-dooring?

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  66. sugar water! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what one needs -- more sugar water!

  67. You had me fooled..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read the subject line, I thought somebody
    finaly invented the Everlasting-Gobstopper!

  68. Slashdot poll idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How many of your original teeth do you have left?

  69. I'll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teabag you.

  70. Re:I eat more *puff* chicken than any man *wheeze* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This gent right here.

  71. Who cares? by G.I.+Suck · · Score: 1

    Its just soda! It would have been a good read if it was coffee, or even better, BEER! And if he was really that lazy, he would have made a monkey do it. (Returns monkey helper to handicap store) OMG, what happened to you? (Clirk hands monkey keyboard) MUST SAVE MOJO!

    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least try to get the Simpsons quote correct. It goes: "Pray for Mojo".

  72. Use tea instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's up with American obsession with soda? Drink tea, it's healthier and cheaper!

  73. Obligatory: I can see it now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Get sheep.
    2. Dip sheep.
    3. ?????
    4. Profit!

  74. But you miss the point by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    You go to the local bar check out the (fill in favorite female body part) on your favorite bartender (here in CA they are mostly women) Have a few then go back to work (walking of course DUI's are expensive

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  75. try google.com by wantedman · · Score: 1

    I found lots of links

    Lots of risks
    This one is teen girls

    Of course, this seems to imply more to women(i.e. the original poster) than men, but Osteoporosis usually does, until about age 50, then its pretty much 50/50...

  76. Coca-Cola Breakmate Machine by shadowj · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Sometime in the 80's Coca-Cola decided that they'd try to promote Coke as an office beverage, directly competing with coffee. Towards that end they developed the Breakmate, a little self-contained soda fountain about the size of a large microwave oven.

    The basic machine attaches to a water line and draws 110V from a wall outlet, and that's all that you have to hook up (you can even buy an accessory water tank, eliminating the water line). Inside the machine is a little refrigerator, a small CO2 cylinder, and space for three 1-litre syrup boxes.

    The thing actually mixes pretty decent soda, but apparently there were reliability and maintenance problems. In any case, the whole program flopped,and Coca-Cola no longer manufactures the Breakmate. They still make supplies, though, and you can buy a used Breakmate for $200-$300 on Ebay or through vendors like this one.

    Drawbacks? Well, you're restricted to a short list of Coca-Cola beverages... Pepsi and others are out of the question. The syrup packs are relatively expensive... each pack makes about 30 glasses of soda and costs $8-$10, so you'll pay about $0.25-$0.35 per glass. More bad news: the little CO2 cylinder doesn't go very far (many Breakmates have been modified to use larger cylinders); fortunately, they're refillable, and CO2 is cheap. Despite the drawbacks it might be worthwhile; the machine does work, it's a lot cheaper and simpler to install and use, and it's sorta cool besides.

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    1. Re:Coca-Cola Breakmate Machine by glwtta · · Score: 0, Troll

      hmmm... Cola... how can people drink that shit? I'm serious (-1 Offtopic/Flamebait and all that aside) - it's just plain disgusting.

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    2. Re:Coca-Cola Breakmate Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have them at Veritas in Redmond :D

      They are the coolest things. And they fill up fast too, stopping just when they reach the top of your glass.

    3. Re:Coca-Cola Breakmate Machine by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Those syrup packs are EASILY refilled from a big syrup Box with a bit of engineering... I can refill one of the small packs in 5 minutes from a diet-coke box with the small tube/valve contraption I have set up.

      This is the way I went with my home/party soda fountian... anything else is pure lunacy or for those with gobs of money to throw away. you CANT build your own soda fountian for home for less than $350.00 unless you go on a B&E outing or work at a place where you can steal/get for free the parts.

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  77. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by WheelDweller · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree that drinking sodas is a bad way to go. Yet, I still consume about 3L a day of some cheap-but-amazingly-good pseudo-Mountain Dew. (It's called Mountain Holler; see Save-A-Lot: 58 cents!)

    I'm already working hard to stop smoking- that's the top of the list. If I can kill that demon, the next two are increased exercise and moving towards drinking water-only.

    As to exercise: what's a good choice for people like us? It seems pointless to run in place for 20 minutes. Biking has gotten downright dangerous. Is there anything *you* do that you find interesting/useful?

    I'm serious; I want something that doesn't amount to standing in the rain....ya know? Painballs? Swimming? (can't, BTW) Karate?

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  78. To tooth or not to tooth. by GnarlyNome · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Guy with a pool Que removed mine

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    1. Re:To tooth or not to tooth. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Guy with a pool Que removed mine

      Not sure what you mean by this...a pool Quebec?

      Do you mean a pool IN Quebec, or just a pool FROM Quebec?

      And what has this to do with beer and pop anyway?

  79. Why so reluctant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just curious, but one impression I gained from the article is that soda companies such as Coca-Cola and Pepsi are very reluctant too sell too the home buyer. Is this merely due to a fear that they may make less profit, or else something more sinister?

  80. And this is lazy? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Now tell me, which is lazier - buying a bar fridge and putting it within arms reach of your desk, and stocking it with any number of varieties of pop; or running hose and machinery through your house for a limited number of selections? Of course, if all you drink is your caffienated beverage of choice, then the second half of the question is moot...

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  81. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by Joey7F · · Score: 1

    Ultimate Frisbee is fun and it feels like you will die within 10 minutes of game play, you'll love it!

    Basketball (especially full court) is good, soccer, hockey etc.

    Walking is good, and here is a very key point. Distance matters, time doesn't! If you jog a mile, run a mile, or walk a mile. You will burn the same calorites (work = force * distance) so don't have a heart attack trying to run when you are out of shape.

    It is best if you can find someone to excerise with, because you will be more likely to stick to it.

    --Joey

  82. Madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy is attempting to debunk the concept of soft drinks being bad for the teeth, /and/ gets positive moderation.

  83. No, if you really need soda ... by twitter · · Score: 1
    If you really NEED soda you stick it and some ice into your cammel back. Then, because the explosive carbonation is not enough, you sit on it. Must have Jolt, have Jolt. Kidney failure in two days or your money back!

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  84. Don't worry Puto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously, with all that pointless work, and creation of a web page depicting how "lazy" he is, just to get fatter and greasier on the couch was only done because...

    HE IS A WHORE!!!!!!

    karma whore that is

  85. Your right SuperBanana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Due to the nature of my job, I can sometimes consume up to 7,000 calories a day (usually only about 3,600) and I am not fat. I am a member of a particular talked about unit of your military. The only way that I, and the rest of the guys don't baloon, even though many have insane metabolism anyway, is that we...

    EXCERCISE, EXCERCISE, EXCERCISE!!!

    Really, sitting on a couch and drinking 200 calories per 12oz that you drink will only make you fat and prone to various diseases (diabeties, heart desease, etc). Trying to preserve laziness and increasing your caloric intake is propably one of the stupidest things you could do to youself health wise.

    and yes, some military squids can be /. geeks too! : )

  86. KARMA WHORE... here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its absolutely gay when people want to be sure that people with mod points see their post by...

    Spacing

    Out

    Their

    Lines

    so that they see them. It is kinda like the pop-up ads, and the shoot-the-duck banner ads. If you want to get modded high, write something intelligent, and get it modded up like a man. Don't go trying ASCII tricks to get your post recognized!

    It was starting out to be a funny joke, but you killed it with your karma whoring. (and the italic commets)

  87. Fruit juice has a lot of sugar in it too... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    ...and it is more expensive, but at least fruit juice has some vitamins.

    Milk has a lot of sugar also. But it too has some redeeming vitaminic properties.

    My suggestion: Take a multivitamin and drink water.

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  88. Because drink stories are popular? by xixax · · Score: 1
    The difference between Kuro and Slash readers:


    While Slashdot users put in a soda fountain, Kuro5hin users make mead by hand.

    Xix.

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  89. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So do all the frats on the row.

  90. A food Replicator is too advanced by twitter · · Score: 1

    Foor replicators are too advanced and require too much energy for the present to be practical. I recomend that you work on a self contained sanitary waste to algae food machine. I've seen done before, but I can't remember where. Matrix Food Equipment sounds right, but it's not it.

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    1. Re:A food Replicator is too advanced by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      ... require too much energy ... Matrix Food Equipment ...

      Well, I guess that's what heppens when you try to use human bodies as batteries.

      Rich

  91. Cleaning by H3g3m0n · · Score: 1

    Whouldn't the system need to be cleaned? Also you don't want to loose the fizzyness if you leave in in there for too long. And make sure it won't explode in an eathquake or somthing =)

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    1. Re:Cleaning by will_die · · Score: 1

      Cleaning is not really needed, except for the dispenser nozzels and the connectors to the syrup bags, which just require a quick rub down. The rest is self contained under pressure.
      As for fizzyness that is another reason to go with postmix, since the co2 is not added to the water until it is needed. With a premix(also what you get in grocery stores), you will get leakage over time

  92. Ummm, not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't read much past the second paragraph of your garbage, but I can tell you this.

    Programmer's are NOT the most important part of a company. Despite the fact that you probably just got fired from a job that pays you little is why your writing that.

    Programmers, even great programmers, are dime-a-dozen these days. So if you think that companies should be paying you more than all the management, be giving you free cars, insuring everypart of your body for $1 billion, you are stupid, and should have been fired before Friday. Programmer's couldn't make money without the help of the rest of the company. A sales man can sell just about anything, even if it's programmed poorly, but a well engineered, err, programmed product would never get sold without a half-way decent sales man. (and no, im a software engineer also)

    You are soooooo dumb. And are happy now that someone read your offtopic post and replied.

  93. Wrong... by Goonie · · Score: 1

    A quick bit of googling should be able to disabuse you of that notion. The beer tap systems you see in bars cost thousands of dollars to set up.

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    1. Re:Wrong... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      Bzzzt. I used to own one. It consisted of a dorm sized refridge with tap and CO2. Very nice integrated unit that worked quite well. I gave it away to a friend who is way deeper into home brew than I was. Sure, you can buy an 18 wheeler truck, but that doesn't mean that you can't buy a 4 cyl Toyota for personal hauling for a whole lot cheaper. Go google yourself. A 1/4 keg model starts around $600. A pro 5 keg model can be had new for $2300. This is conceptually something like the difference between the refridgerator in your kitchen and the walk in cooler in a restaurant. Also keep in mind that setup is an added cost. Much of what a bar will have to pay is the cost of custom construction to build the unit into the bar itself.

  94. Lazy? by manonthespoon · · Score: 1

    "I'm very lazy. As part of that continuing effort..." Don't we have a contradiction right here? "...I've come up with a guide for installing a soda fountain in the house..." Why do people bother to say things like: "I'm really lazy, so I decided to repaint my house!" Or, "I'm really lazy so I built and documented the process for building a soda fountain." I mean, aren't you expressing a lot time and hardwork spent on a project, in the name of laziness? Whatever...

  95. lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obviously we have different definitions of the word... seems like too much work for me

  96. Buy a heart rate monitor by FredFnord · · Score: 2, Informative

    This kind of thing is frequently due to people not having a clue how to exercise and driving their hearts way too hard. Pick up a heart rate monitor for less than $100... Polar is a good brand. Set it for your optimum heart rate speed (the watches come with some relatively good guidelines) and stay in them. Wham, suddenly you're only a tiny bit more likely to die of a heart attack while exercising than you are while getting up from the sofa to get some chips.

    -fred

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  97. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tried putting club soda in my coffee.. you're right, it's pretty good. It really brings out the flavor of the coffee.

  98. Cauliforms? by toxcspdrmn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you really have deadly cauliflower-like organisms in your water supply? Perhaps you meant "coliforms".

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    1. Re:Cauliforms? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

      thx ;-)

    2. Re:Cauliforms? by asscroft · · Score: 1

      no, that's the canadian spelling, like colour.

      just kidding.

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  99. Not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good old google.

    Researchers Clarify Link Between Consumption
    Of Carbonated Beverages and Bone Loss

    With soft drinks now the beverage of choice for many Americans, researchers have become increasingly concerned about the link between intake of carbonated beverages and increased risk of bone fracture. A new study exploring this link has shown that calcium depletion -- and ultimately bone loss -- experienced by people who regularly consume carbonated beverages is more likely due to an inadequate daily intake of calcium rather than the ingredients in the beverages.

    A team of researchers at the Creighton University Osteoporosis Center studied 30 women aged 20 to 40 who consumed more than two 12-ounce cans of carbonated beverages daily. The team measured levels of urinary calcium excretion after the subjects consumed caffeinated and noncaffeinated soft drinks. Milk and water were used as control beverages.

    While the researchers measured little or no calcium loss from the consumption of the noncaffeinated soft drinks or the control beverages, they found that drinking carbonated beverages containing caffeine does indeed cause the body to lose calcium, but only temporarily. A compensatory drop in urinary calcium excretion later in the day offset the small calcium loss from the caffeinated soft drinks.

    So what is the explanation for the bone loss observed in people who regularly consume carbonated beverages? The researchers placed the responsibility on the "empty calories" of soft drinks that replace nutrients derived from other foods and beverages. "The most economic explanation for the association of carbonated beverage intake with poor bone status is milk displacement," said lead author Robert P. Heaney, M.D.

    The relationship between drinking carbonated beverages and calcium is important, according to the authors, because the National Osteoporosis Foundation recommends that adults get 1,000 milligrams of calcium a day, 1,200 milligrams for teenagers, pregnant women and people older than 50. However, according to the Foundation, most adults only get half that amount.

    The study results were published in the September 2001 issue of the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition.

  100. Slurpee [tm]!!!!!! by CPgrower · · Score: 1

    Forget soda, I want a Slurpee [tm] machine.

    rob

  101. An alternative product by danshapiro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    idrinksoda.com. $100 or so gets you the machine, then they sell you virtually any soda syrup you want, including esoteric stuff. I saw it advertised in a live demonstration at the Seattle Home Show. He mixed up a diet coke for my fiancee (who'd know), and she said it was as good as fountain drinks. The "system" is basically a carbonator and a regular delivery of CO2 & syrup. You put the water in the machine, carbonate it, and put it in the glass with a squirt of syrup. No syrup in the machine, so no lines to clog. Overall cost (not including the startup of the machine) seemed roughly equivalent to $0.50/liter. It wasn't for us, but maybe for you...

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  102. repost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I should just give up, but damn there are a lot of reposts on Slashdot.

  103. Re:Ah, memories... now shut up and fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have one at where I work (Costco Wholesale), and I'm the same damn way. I'm just glad that I've recently moved to a different building from the Cafeteria (I used to sit ~30 meters from it), so I pretty much have to quit cold turkey. Unless I want to walk .5km each way to get my soda.

  104. Expert Instructions R Us by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homade Soda Fountain instructions

    +

    "Be aware that there may be mistakes or gross errors on my part, as well as omissions. IF you spot any errors of this sort, please contact me so I may correct them at once!"

    =

    A very bad idea.

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    1. Re:Expert Instructions R Us by rabtech · · Score: 1

      Homade Soda Fountain instructions
      +
      "Be aware that there may be mistakes or gross errors on my part, as well as omissions. IF you spot any errors of this sort, please contact me so I may correct them at once!"
      =
      A very bad idea.


      That's more to cover my legal liability than anything else. If you use 60psi nylon hose to hook up your CO2 and it blows out, that's not my fault.

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    2. Re:Expert Instructions R Us by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the comment was more funny-haha then anything else. But you have to admit, "there may be mistakes or gross errors on my part, as well as omissions" does sound a bit ominous.

      A simple "I assume no liability for this stuff" would have done the same without the dark specter of "gross omissions" ;)

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  105. How to make a food replicator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: Find Girl
    Step 2: Marry Girl

    Repeat as often as Necessary

  106. Taco Bell by Zakabog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I work at a Taco Bell and in the back they have a soda machine for the really lazy. You just put the cup down and it automatically fills to the top, waits a few seconds till the foam goes down and then gives a last little squirt. It doesn't matter what size cup you use or how much soda is already in it, it will always fill to the top and there's never any mess (the cups are titled and any excess foam goes over the top of the cup into a drain and not down the side of the cup). I've wanted one ever since I started working there, I'd get the CO2 and the syrup from my grandmother (she owns a bar so she's getting syrup and CO2 all the time)

    1. Re:Taco Bell by asscroft · · Score: 1

      how does it know when to stop despite the varying sizes of the cups?

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    2. Re:Taco Bell by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      An electric eye I think, but it's weird cause how does it know when the soda's to the top of the cup if the cups size can change. I want to figure out how it works one day.

  107. You are missing hte point by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    It's a nifty project, that's all. Wether it is economic as compared to buying soda in teh bottle is not the issue. I don't see why people can ooo and ahh over all the silly computer related projects that get posted to Slashdot but seem to think this is so dumb. It's something that was fun and cool. I mean, how many people have their own soda fountain?

    It's just like any of the millions of geeky tech projects out there. For example, I have my own webserver, and I host it myself. It only holds a couple of sites, and nothing demanding. Including taxes, I probably pay around $150 per month to have the thing given that I need professional DSL to do it. I do get personal use out of the DSL too, which I'd pay for even with out it so figure maybe $100/month in actual money on the server.

    Well there is certianly no need for this, I could easily move the sites to a shared hosting plan and pay a whole lot less. Know what? I like having my own server on my own line. It's not about economics, it's about fun and learning. Not only do I enjoy having my own server, I learn quite a bit having to admin the whole thing myself.

    Well, this is just another neat pet project. IT's not intended to be the key to richness or anything like that, just a fun project.

  108. Oh stop preaching by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Has it become impossable to have any fun anymore? Seems like any time someone does a fun, geeky, project (the very thing that makes a geek a geek) people ahve to start crying about how bad or wasteful or whatever it is. Get over it. It's a neat project, appreciate it for that. Quite preaching about excersize to people you've never met and can't see. Just because this guy owns a soda machine, doesn't mean he's out of shape, just like owning an excersize bike doesn't make you thin.

  109. For the really lazy .. by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    have kids. Then, when they are to old to fetch your soda (they move out, hopefully); volia! Grandkids!

    My kids were fetching cans of refreshment from the fridge by around 4 yo.

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  110. Czech beer.. by Beetjebrak · · Score: 1

    Czech beers are the root of all the Buds, Heinekens, Warsteiners and other pilsener/lager-like beers in the world. Budweis is even a Czech town, als is Pilzen (gee, makes you wonder where 'pilsener' comes from). They know how to make beer over there, IMHO better than the Germans.

    That said, the most tasty beers come from Belgium. They also contain a fair load of alcohol too (10.5% is not uncommon). Not what I'd call 'wussy beer'.. Guinness is nice though ;-)

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    1. Re:Czech beer.. by wwwillem · · Score: 1

      ... is Pilzen (gee, makes you wonder where 'pilsener' comes from) ...

      I was in Pilzen in 1979. Those where the good days (the big wall closed and such :-) when a full liter (that's around two pints, you metric-haters and Mars-lander destroyers) was costing you 25 cents/pennies!!! Including service on a nice sidewalk cafe....

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  111. Kids and Sodas = Expensive Combination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The downside of having the kids get the sodas is that they demand a "piece (or gulp) of the action". The extra sodas going down little gullets can quickly get expensive. Not to mention the dental bills incurred fixing young cavities!

  112. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just go to some auction where they are selling off resturuant equipment, this isn't that big of a deal, geez...

  113. Re:Carbonator by laejoh · · Score: 0

    Trogdor the carbonator???

  114. I wish I hadn't read it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was expecting an informative inside view of how these things work, and I got it. But now I feel totally disgusted by the mechanics of the whole thing. Bags of syrup oozing into tap water mixed with gas? And you want to put this in your house? Ugh. I'll never drink soda again. I don't want to know! I don't want to know!

  115. Replicator by worst_name_ever · · Score: 1
    My next project: Food Replicator.

    It turns out that geeks who still live with their moms are way ahead of you on this one.

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  116. Fe Fi Fo Fum by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    I've heard that if you have lots of iron in your water, it will kill the RO filter membrane. How's your luck been with that.

    I, too, live in a rural area with a well. Chunky style water, anyone?

    But then again, I don't have to worry about my iron or calcium levels.

    1. Re:Fe Fi Fo Fum by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      " I've heard that if you have lots of iron in your water, it will kill the RO filter membrane. How's your luck been with that."

      We use this stuff called 'iron-out' in the water softener to take care of that. The water where I live is friggin' hard as well.

  117. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Wrong, wrong, and wrong!

    That's like saying, doesn't matter if you drive at 20 MPH, 35 MPH, or 90 MPH, you'll burn the same amount of gas if you drive the same distance. If you've ever driven and paid for your own gas, you'll know that's not true. Likewise if you've ever run track or cross-country, you'll know that's not true either. Your W = Fd equation ignores the "waste" energy, and that's where most of it goes anyway.

    Just like any other machine, the human body is more efficient at a lower power output. So if you want to burn a lot of calories by walking, it's going to take ages longer than it will take running. Furthermore, you don't get much in the way of cardiovascular benefits from low-intensity exercise like walking (or even "power"-walking in most cases, unless you're really out of shape). The only way to improve your cardiovascular fitness is through aerobic-level workouts. Any exercise at all is an improvement if you're completely sedentary, but doctors recommend a minimum of three 30-minute aerobic (e.g. continuous exercise at a level that makes you pant and raises your heart rate) workouts every week for everyone.

    Unfortunately, most Americans don't do this, and that's a big reason why they're fat. So please, no platitudes about just going for a walk now and again.

  118. Mmmm... Belgian by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    Yes, I like the Belgian beers too. Quite good.

    I don't like Guinness. I like stouts, but not that particular one.

    Most U.S. beers are horrendous, but it all changes when you discover the good microbrews. There's a brewery near where I live in NJ that specializes in Belgian-style wheat beers and does a damn good job of it. Wagner Valley in Lodi, NY (Same owner and building as Wagner's winery) and Ithaca Beer Co. in Ithaca, NY are also excellent. Wagner's doppelbock and Ithaca's seasonal stout are my two favorite beers.

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  119. FYI regarding diet soda... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's not half the calories. It's 1/100 or less. Aspartame (NutraSweet) has approx. the same calories per unit weight as sugar, but is 100-200 times sweeter per unit weight. (It's THAT strong. NutraSweet sugar replacements are 99% inert powder.)

    One would have to drink a few liters of diet soda to even reach 10 calories.

    Calorie-wise, diet soda = water.

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    1. Re:FYI regarding diet soda... by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      That and Aspartame is nasty stuff. Do some reasearch and I'd bet you'd never drink anything with it ever again. Personally I drink very little soda. I never really got the diet phenomena, if you want to really lose weight, drink water. Heck even ice tea has less calories. (just watch the sugar content)
      -Chris

    2. Re:FYI regarding diet soda... by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      For some people it's not about weight loss. For diabetics, it can be the only option for refreshment. (One can get sick of plain old water quite quickly.)

      Aspartame (And relatives such as acesulfame-K and Splenda) is the difference between diabetes being a major and possibly intolerable lifestyle change and a minor annoyance. (I'm diabetic, I have plenty of experience with this.)

      Everything I've read about aspartame appeared to be complete paranoia due to it containin trace amounts of methanol, which is poisonous if too much is consumed. Now, if you fed a rat a few grams of aspartame on a regular basis, maybe that would hurt it. But aspartame is so sweet that in a liter of diet soda there are probably only micrograms in there. Just living within 50 miles of New York City is a greater health risk.

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  120. sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well,

    you fat ass nerds can keep drinking your sugar laced, or chemical laced sodas.

    Yeah. Install a home soda machine. Drink it all day long while you watch Star Trek re-runs. Become a fat ass. All the hot chicks will be after you....

    sad

  121. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by pingflood · · Score: 1

    Weight lifting (it's cheap, too -- you can setup a decent home gym for $300), rope skipping, yoga, kettlebells (my favorite -- see sig)... what you do is not as important as *enjoying* it though. :-) (If you don't enjoy it, you'll quit before long.)

  122. Next DYI guide request by KeithH · · Score: 1

    Rabtech write: "My next project: Food Replicator."

    Before you go there, you might want to consider a DYI on self-catheterization.

  123. Coaches... by spanky1 · · Score: 1

    ...what better place to get medical advice? He must be right!

  124. Tea isn't fizzy by spanky1 · · Score: 1

    ...nuff said.

  125. What I've always wanted is a SOFT SERVE machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me crude, but I love SOFT SERVE FROZEN YOGURT/ICE CREAM, like the kind you get at McDonald's and other "fine" eating establishments. I looked up on the Internet a while back, and the only things I could find were very expensive and seemed to require a fair amount of maintenance and regulation. For instance, if the freezer drops below a certain point, you have to worry about bacterial growth. Plus you have to keep the hoses clean.

    Anybody have any tips or ideas? I know of one appliance that claims to make soft serve ice cream which you can get at stores like Target (made by Black and Decker, or somebody like that), but it uses regular ice cream, and I'm not sure how that's supposed achieve the same consistency as soft serve.

    I guess the real question is whether or not it is possible to make authentic soft serve stuff without having the normal machine that is found in restaurants.

  126. Wow!!! Imagine... by bankman · · Score: 1

    ...a beowulf cluster of these...

    Sorry, it had to be said ;-)

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  127. "I'm very lazy." by mraymer · · Score: 1
    Well, with apologies to the Comedy Central comedian I stole this from...

    "Ever read a magazine article and it says 'Continued on Page...' and you say, 'Well, not for me...' "

    "Ever lose the remote control and have to watch some total crap for an hour? I mean, you could get up and change it, but if you're going to do that, you might as well look for the remote..."

    Ever read a book and try to work it into casual conversation since you're so proud... like someone says 'Hi' and you go 'I READ A BOOK! 250 PAGES!' "

    And how about a demotivator for you.... "Procrastination: Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now."

    And then there's my sig, but it doesn't fit in here...

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  128. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, W = Fd but F = ma. Think about what you're doing when you run faster. You're increasing the force that your feet apply to the ground since F(delta t) = m(delta v) (impulse = momentum). Oh, and P = W/t.

  129. Jeez by rabtech · · Score: 1

    I didn't think this would really get posted, I just saw CmdrTaco say it was a slow news day.

    If you can manage to grab http://www.boneville.net/soda/soda.zip, you will have the entire mirror.

    I am working on getting this up elsewhere as well.

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  130. mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And now there's a mirror here.

    Thanks Digital Haiku..

  131. Soda Fountain -- Breakmate is usually best bet by poffy74 · · Score: 1

    I've used a Breakmate for years. There are some drawbacks as mentioned but they are all fixable easily with aftermarket stuff. First you need a machine. They were made by Siemans up until the very early 90's however they are very modular and very easy to maintain. You can get them off ebay or from one of the few vendors out there. MrBreakmate.com was mentioned and he is who I use. He has machines, parts and all the aftermarket parts needed(which I mention below). One plus to using him instead of Ebay is that he offers a warranty and knows these machines better than anyone else. Then you need to decide how you want it set up. You can hook into a water line, pay for the Watermate attachment or get a pump to pump straight from 5 gal water bottles. I like the pump and the 5 gal water bottles because you can then put the machine anywhere you want. Then there is the C02 issue. Breakmates have a special proprietary CO2 tank. However, it is real easy to not be stuck with those. You buy an adapter that will allow you to hook into any regular C02 tank. CO2 can then be purchased at any FireExtinguisher place or welding supply house. Syrup is another story. You have 2 choices. 1 is keep buying the syrup boxes or the other is to keep refilling the boxes you have. I opted to keep buying syrup boxes that fit in the BreakMate. I went down the refill it route for a while but it is messy and a hassle. Hint: don't leave a bag-in-the-box syrup box in the truck of you car for extended periods of time. Maitainence is simple. You can even get the service manual. Parts are available from the vendors out there. I had a few issues with a valve and the pump. All were easily fixable. The design of these machines is actually pretty good. Most parts are just and easy out and replace. The biggest pro of the BreakMate is cleaning. The other systems you need to take apart to clean the lines, take off the heads and soak them. With the Breakmate you clean the "dozers" when you change boxes and wash down the mixing tray and catch tray twice a week. Its also small and portable. Self contained with no need for tons of hoses etc. Just an informed view of soda machines and the BreakMate itself. As I said above MrBreakmate.com has all the stuff which makes it real easy to just buy the stuff and have a soda machine. His prices are just as good if not better than the other guys out there. SodaSteve

  132. mmmm more sugar...... by mnemotronic · · Score: 1
    I want to live on a diet of sugar, artifical colors and flavors, and the occasional shot of aspartame. All I need is someplace to do my frys and I'm set.

    They call me Mister blimp.

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  133. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by the+phantom · · Score: 1

    You could always try fencing.

  134. ..Now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..imagine a beowulf cluster of those..

  135. In my day.... by GQuon · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think I would have preferred it in a glass back then, but all we had was that plastic tube.
    You had a plastic tube?
    Back in my day we could only dream about plastic tubes. We had to drink from a copper tube, which gave us copper poisoning after drinking too much. But that was better than the glass tubes that would break, and give us internal cuts.
    In fact, we were lucky if we had a tube at all. Usually, our father would just stick our heads in the barrel, and wouldn't let us up before we had drowned.
    Then he would give us heart compression with a hammer, and give us the "kiss of life" with a bicycle pump.

    You had a bicycle pump?
    Our father.....


    Ad nauseam...

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  136. News for nerds. Soda that matters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :-)

    Yes, but a bit has been changed in the latest soda protocol, but we see nothin about that...

    Slow news day, eh ?

  137. Fucking idiot mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful??!? Jesus fucking christ, he just copied and pasted. That's not INSIGHTFUL! Informative, yes. But NOT insightful! Where's the insight that he added? Answer: it isn't there. There is none. He just INFORMED us. INFORMATIVE. Dipshits.

    Why the fuck do we have different moderation categories if the fuckwits here are too stupid to understand them? Might as well just make them + and - without specific reasons. Jesus.

    1. Re:Fucking idiot mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      insight
      Pronunciation: 'in-"sIt
      Function: noun
      Date: 13th century
      1 : the power or act of seeing into a situation

      The insight was regonizing that the information was wrong. The cut and paste just proved his point.

  138. Stupid-Lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget the maintenance on the equipment. There is a fungus that grows in the tap workings and pipes that carry the syrup. The tap workings need to be cleaned once a week in a solution of clorox. The pipes must be replaced from time to time when they get a build up in them. The water also affects the quality of the drink. If you are running chlorinated water with the CO2 and syrup it's going to taste flat or have an odd bitter taste to it. You must use filtered water to get the correct flavor.
    Have fun cleaning it I'll stick to the 2 the bottle.

    1. Re:Stupid-Lazy by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 1

      Lemme guess, you work for a beverage distributor. No one gets their lines cleaned every week.

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  139. This guy's next project by abhisarda · · Score: 1

    is going to document how he had to increase the size of his doorframes to get to the toilet, go out of the house, strengthing his computer chair, replacing the flattened sofa, replacing the car's shock absorbers with those from rally cars.
    And a few months later he will document how firefighters resuced him from his house when he was suffering from insulin shock.

  140. Re:Getting fat and other things. by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

    drink lots and lots of beer.

    Now you're talking! Fuck soda, I only drink soda if its mixed with alcohol, and in that case if its all that's available.

    Within a year, you'll weigh 1,000 pounds and you won't be able to move anywhere

    Not if you go out dancing and fuck a lot. That's what I do anyhow. And I drink all the beer I want.

    Get on a fucking threadmill for crying out loud. Do some jumping-jacks. Also do some fasting, its good for ya. Quit eating all the bullshit. Though even if you do slim down, you may or may not get laid, you won't if you still continue to be lame and carry the stink of rejection with you. But its more the lameness that's the problem, hell, fat guys can get laid too and quite a few do.

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  141. Low carb diets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drinking a glass of beer or wine a day will also lower your cholesterol levels. That doesn't mean you should drink 24/7, in fact we know that's extremely harmful.

    I'm not saying your diet is dangerous; I'm just saying "proceed with caution". Things that seem too good to be true usually are, and I've been told these ultra-low carb diets can be dangerous.

  142. I bet Pepsi.....there is beer here. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Thank you for a well done article.

    Out here in Indianapolis you can go over to the
    Coke Cola plant, plunk down a hefty[note1] deposit and pick you a can of premix, add a can of CO2 a chiller and I think they have the cheapie hose and nozels or they know where to get them. This is 5 gallons of soda MUCH cheaper than this authors solution (even if I drool over the possibilites).

    I called, I emailed, I didn't write Pepsi, they refused every effort on my part to do any sort of home vending other than sending me to a place that sold syrup in a box (at rip off prices in small lots). Real unpleasant people very ignorant of their own products. I suppose if it ain't got pink nipples sticking out of it, they don't know what to do.

    Note 1: Damn you home brewers, just cause it was a 75 dollar deposit doesn't mean you can just keep the can, brew your beer in it mount it in a junk refrigerator and vend cold beer out the front. At 4 cans a refrig, the good people at Coke Cola had to raise the deposit on the tanks to near purchase price! So what if 5 gallons of the best Spudwiser is only 8 bucks and takes 30 days? :->)

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    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  143. Re:Compounding a problem...alternatives? by SirWhoopass · · Score: 1

    Except that the human body is much more efficient than any automobile engine. Nearly every calorie burning table I've even seen shows the same calorie burn rate for walking and jogging the same distance.

    As to cardiovascular, you are correct. If you're heart rate doesn't go up, you're not getting a lot of benefit.

  144. imagine... by tahpot · · Score: 1

    a beowulf cluster of these...

  145. Fer two cents plain? by cwsulliv · · Score: 1

    There's not that much demand for flavored soda in this house, but we go through a lot of plain seltzer. I'm hoping to find a through-the-countertop chilled seltzer dispenser similar to the hot water dispensers, with the "works" under the sink counter. The CO2 tank could go outside.

  146. I have the curves to prove you wrong.. by morin'stal · · Score: 1

    Well, I have the womanly curves to prove you wrong in saying that chicks don't dig it. I rather like the idea. It's pretty nifty. I'd rather have my own thirst quenching machine than have to walk the three blocks in the snow to the nearest store. Curses upon the bitter Chicago weather.

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  147. Cheaper and more convenient alternative perhaps? by Mortimus · · Score: 1

    What about Seltzer Bottles & Soda Siphon? I haven't tried it myself, but it doesn't sound like a bad deal for those who want to have fresh soda at home without the investment and maintenance of a large machine. http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF- 8&q=Seltzer+Bottles+Soda+Siphon&meta=