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  1. Re:Maybe a 3d printer? on Ask Slashdot: Gifts For a 90-Year-Old, Tech-Savvy Dad? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Add in the plans of a coffin!

  2. Re:cpstrHungarian on Ask Slashdot: 2nd Spoken/Written Language For Software Developer? · · Score: 1

    My nipples explode with delight! Thanks for mentioning this :)

  3. Re:Learn Latin! on Ask Slashdot: 2nd Spoken/Written Language For Software Developer? · · Score: 1

    Romanus eunt domus!

  4. Re:Learn French on Ask Slashdot: 2nd Spoken/Written Language For Software Developer? · · Score: 1

    AFAIR, The only thing holding them back was narrow margins.

  5. Re:No surprise there on After Weeks of Trying, UK Cryptographers Fail To Crack WWII Code · · Score: 1

    Calculating he Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Pigeon (African or European) will give you two OTPs!

  6. Re:3L per square meter per hour @ 75 percent humid on Water Bottle Fills Itself From the Air · · Score: 2

    And during that year the physicist very slowly ducks!

  7. Re:Predictions on These 19th Century Postcards Predicted Our Future · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even better: "A Logic Named Joe" is a science fiction short story by Murray Leinster that was first published in the March 1946 issue of Astounding Science Fiction. Look it up :)

  8. Re:Tech Fell behind on The Tech Behind Felix Baumgartner's Stratospheric Skydive · · Score: 2

    Maybe he farted?

  9. Re:If he succeeds, good news for NASA on Supersonic Skydive Attempt Delayed 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    And now it has become a postmodern object system for Perl 5 that takes the tedium out of writing object-oriented Perl. How things have changed!

  10. Re:Any guesses on the diameter of the crater? on Supersonic Skydive Attempt Delayed 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Hey, that's the whole point about flying, isn't it? Throwing yourself at the floor and completely missing it?

  11. Re:Batshit Crazy! on EVE Online CSM and Diplomat Killed in Libyan Consulate Attacks · · Score: 1

    Problem is, if they ever find traces of the precious Unobtanium, the US would invade...

  12. Re:Batshit Crazy! on EVE Online CSM and Diplomat Killed in Libyan Consulate Attacks · · Score: 1

    That's one more thing to add to the list of 'what did the Romans do for us, anyway?'

  13. Re:Excellent idea! on Bill Clinton Backs 100 Year Starship · · Score: 1

    But keep the telephone sanitizers, we need them over here!

  14. Re:Sorry, I do not believe this! on Man With World's Deepest Voice Can Hit Infrasonic Notes · · Score: 1

    A human simply does not have the resonant cavity to produce such notes.

    What about goatse?

  15. Re:They need to step their game up... on Scientists Set Bold Plan For Future Exploration of the Sun · · Score: 1

    Careful selection you say? Assemble our hottest astronauts!

  16. Re:That's because it IS earth. on Curiosity's Latest High-Res Photo Looks Like Earth · · Score: 2

    It was a soundstage on Mars!

  17. On top of ... on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Best Position To Work For Long Hours? · · Score: 1

    On top of aï big pile of money with many beautiful ladies!

  18. Re:Field dependent requirement on Ask Slashdot: How Many of You Actually Use Math? · · Score: 1

    Dutch: wiskunde, not derived (pun intended) from Greek, thanks to Simon Stevin :)

  19. Re:I wonder... on NSA Chief To Address Hackers At DEF CON · · Score: 1

    like SS agents

    How did you recognize them? Did they speak german?

  20. Re:It's like this. on Does Grammar Matter Anymore? · · Score: 1

    Private conversations? Remember my uncle Jack whom I helped off a horse! Bad grammar makes you look like a pervert in private conversations!

  21. Re:CBG on AOL: Outdoor Server Huts Are the Future · · Score: 1

    Make sure to use Comic Sans, if it's good enough for the CERN then it's good enough for you!

  22. Re:Since I was a child, I've always wanted... on San Diego's Fireworks Show Over In 15 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Simulcast to the Ramones, hey ho, let's go!

  23. Re:Risky experiment on CERN Announcing New LHC Results July 4th · · Score: 1

    Beware of the next zebra crossing!

  24. Re:Haha on The Leap Second Is Here! Are Your Systems Ready? · · Score: 1

    And do remember bitchecker who can not possibly have ping timeouts because he even has dst!

  25. Re:culture? on Ask Slashdot: What Defines Good Developer Culture? · · Score: 1

    Smelling them, I'd say, fungus!