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  1. Re:Oh please, get a life. on Witness Ridicules 'Hands-On' Reviews of Surface · · Score: 1

    So he DID a hands-on review after all, he used a Surface keyboard to post his response!

  2. Re:Interesting but... on The History of the CompSci Degree · · Score: 1

    There's a your mom joke in your comment somewhere!

  3. Re:theories on When Continental Drift Was Considered Pseudoscience · · Score: 1

    And remember, it was only thanks to the Commodore C64 disk drive that people could actually observe continental drift! Boy, those drives were slow!

  4. Re:Another peaceful message on Another Afghan School Poisoned — 160 Girls Hospitalized · · Score: 1

    Sahih Bukhari - Hadith No: 443

    Volume : 5
    Book : 59
    Subject : Military Expeditions led by the Prophet (pbuh) (Al-Maghaazi)
    Narrator : Aisha:
    When the Prophet returned from Al-Khandaq (i.e. Trench) and laid down his arms and took a bath, Gabriel came and said (to the Prophet ), You have laid down your arms? By Allah, we angels have not laid them down yet. So set out for them." The Prophet said, "Where to go?" Gabriel said, "Towards this side," pointing towards Banu Quraiza. So the Prophet went out towards them.

    You should check your numbers.

  5. Re:Parrot TV on Inventor of the TV Remote Control Dies · · Score: 1

    So that was what John Cleese was doing during The Parrot Sketch! The batteries were gone and he was hitting the parrot on the table like we all do with our remotes :)

  6. Re:This is too simple to fix on Your Passwords Don't Suck — It's Your Policies · · Score: 1

    If you really want speed, go for a $5 wrench!

  7. Re:Density is what matters on Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders · · Score: 2

    A duck!

  8. Re:How about the drunk texts you send to the wrong on Verizon To Begin Offering "Text To 911" Service · · Score: 1

    or...

    911: I put on my robe and wizard hat!

  9. Re:More than once on Venus To Transit the Sun In June, Not Again Until 2117 · · Score: 1

    It's twice in a lifetime max for those who look directly at the sun. The limit of 'the remaining eyes' after each transit goes to 0.

  10. Re:Rough on the Adult on Coursera: Dozens of Free, Massive, and Open Online Courses · · Score: 1

    Never even mind the slightly hidden reference to a certain general-purpose journaled file system!

  11. Re:Part of It on Coursera: Dozens of Free, Massive, and Open Online Courses · · Score: 1

    Pity their course material is in Klingon, that's the only thing holding me back.

  12. Re:zamyatin begs to differ on Neal Stephenson Takes Blame For Innovation Failure · · Score: 1

    An optimist is a mal-informed pessimist!

  13. Re:How does this help? on British MPs Propose Censoring Internet By Default · · Score: 2

    Trust me, you're not alone.

  14. Re:I'm glad they consulted the experts. on Man Builds 737 Simulator In a Garage · · Score: 1

    Ever tried a submarine simulator?

  15. Re:Thankfully Not... on Snoozing Pilot Mistakes Venus For Aircraft; Panic, Injuries Ensue · · Score: 4, Funny

    African or european terrorists?

  16. Re:Have you ever been to a Ruby conference? on The Ugly Underbelly of Coder Culture · · Score: 1

    A lumberjack - No females at all.

    come on, what about the song? Didn't you just cut down trees, skip and jump, wear suspenders and a bra, whishing you were a girlie, just like my dear papaaaa???

  17. Re:Disagree on Egypt Banned Porn, But How Much of the Internet Is That? · · Score: 1

    Indeed, my wife and I installed Jira in our bedroom and we log all of our erotic requests. By using the comment feature we let eachother know what we think of eachother ideas. The dashboard is very instructive in improving our lives!

  18. Re:Interesting on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like they did in Indochine!

  19. Re:what on Ask Slashdot: How Have You Handled Illegal Interview Topics? · · Score: 1

    This is slashdot, where would he get a wife?

  20. Re:Astronomers are so funny on 13-Billion-Year-Old Alien Worlds Discovered · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always tell them "life without you is like a broken pencil!". If she's a Blackadder Fan she will understand :)

  21. Re:Linux on Ask Slashdot: Which Multiple Desktop Tool For Windows 7? · · Score: 1

    I found out that a elliptical reflector dish helps against assholes that are're fucking loud!

  22. OB: H2G2 on Hobbit Pub Saved By Actors Stephen Fry and Sir Ian McKellen · · Score: 2

    I can imagine the owners of http://www.hotblackdesiato.co.uk/ getting scared too :)

  23. Re:Just hire... on Ask Slashdot: How To Give IT Presentations That Aren't Boring? · · Score: 1

    you forgot the beer volcano!

  24. Re:Being entertaining is not a requirement. on Ask Slashdot: How To Give IT Presentations That Aren't Boring? · · Score: 1

    My $diety, don't tell xkcd (read the popup) about this!

  25. Re:Evil and stupid, good work guys... on Belgian Rightsholders Group Wants To Charge Libraries For Reading Books To Kids · · Score: 5, Funny

    the larval Belgians

    me shudders in a lovecraftian kinda way