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Snoozing Pilot Mistakes Venus For Aircraft; Panic, Injuries Ensue

Cazekiel writes "In January 2011, an Air Canada Boeing 767 carrying 95 passengers and eight crew members was on route to Zurich from Toronto when its First Officer, fatigued and disoriented from a long nap he'd taken, panicked in seeing what he believed to be a U.S. cargo plane on a collision course with his aircraft. The panicking F.O. pushed forward on the control column to make a rapid descent. Only, it wasn't an aircraft he'd been looking at, but Venus. According to the article: 'The airliner dropped about 400 feet before the captain pulled back on the control column. Fourteen passengers and two crew were hurt, and seven needed hospital treatment. None were wearing seat belts, even though the seat-belt sign was on.' The only danger in this situation had been the F.O. napping for 75 minutes instead of the maximum 40, as the disorientation and confusion stemming from deeper sleep was the culprit in this mix-up. However, the Air Canada Pilots Association, 'has long pressured authorities to take the stresses of night flying into account when setting the maximum hours a pilot can work,' taking into account that North Atlantic night-flights are hardest on an already-fatigued pilot."

307 comments

  1. Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were many beavers injured?

    1. Re:Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      just your mom's

    2. Re:Air Canada? by Antidamage · · Score: 2

      Beavers aside, I don't actually see what the problem is. What if the situation were reversed? Way, way worse.

    3. Re:Air Canada? by jenic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Beavers aside, I don't actually see what the problem is. What if the situation were reversed? Way, way worse.

      You mean if Venus mistook the pilot for another planet?

    4. Re:Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

    5. Re:Air Canada? by xigxag · · Score: 0

      I did think for a second that the summary stated the First Officer was fapping for 75 minutes instead of the maximum 40.

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    6. Re:Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That.

    7. Re:Air Canada? by pepax · · Score: 2

      or if the pilot did NOT mistake Venus for another plane?

    8. Re:Air Canada? by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

      You mean if Venus mistook the pilot for another planet?

      In Soviet Russia that scenario could be completely feasible.

    9. Re:Air Canada? by SeaFox · · Score: 2

      The pilot was shocked first!
      Don't believe the special edition of the Air Canada Pilots Association report.

    10. Re:Air Canada? by bylo · · Score: 1

      When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie... That's Air Canada...

    11. Re:Air Canada? by bylo · · Score: 1

      P.S. Another chapter in the saga of AC 767s, this time over metrification: Gimli Glider

    12. Re:Air Canada? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Good lord you people are on a roll today.

    13. Re:Air Canada? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You lost me , are there passengers on Venus?

  2. Shame they don't have cabin video by Zaelath · · Score: 5, Funny

    then they could just show video of what happens if you don't use your seatbelt on an aircraft to that 10% of idiots that know better instead of the boring safety talk.

    1. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've all seen Castaway.

    2. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      true enough, but have you ever been stuck in the toilet when turbulence strikes? not fun.

      having to change a baby during turbulence is quite fun, but a little scary (baby was fine - i was bouncing around and the little bugger was giggling at me).

    3. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, this needs to be made into a YouTube video.

    4. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by GumphMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No video, but some nice photos at page 189-190 of http://www.atsb.gov.au/media/3532398/ao2008070.pdf (5.6MB)

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    5. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shame you don't have video of THAT! Or, do you?!?!?!?

    6. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not all safety talks are boring: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE62Y

      Those really are the safety films on flights here.

    7. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Oswald · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but the composition is a bit off because the baby was holding the camera.

    8. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Anyone else have trouble seeing these? Foxit and Adobe Reader tried and all I see are blank pages on 189-190. (except for the text)

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    9. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Funny

      then they could just show video of what happens if you don't use your seatbelt on an aircraft to that 10% of idiots that know better instead of the boring safety talk.

      Everyone's got (n) hours to kill in a perfectly good aircraft and video is the best they can do?

      The hell with video, they should do a live demonstration. Anyone un-belted who the pilot hasn't successfully removed from their seat after 5 minutes gets a free airline meal as a prize :^)

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    10. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here. Maybe they meant 169-170. ...though 189-90 looks like it should have photos.

    11. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The relevant page numbers written in the document are 169/170.
      Those same pages are numbered 189/190 in the PDF file itself.

    12. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by chrissfoot · · Score: 1

      The seat belt examinations section (4.3.2) just after these pictures is classic. tl;dr Some passengers said seat belts became unfastened, they are clearly lying though we won't say it out loud

    13. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by dcigary · · Score: 1

      Wow, briefly skimming over that whole PDF, it makes it sound like there were two nose dives, and neither triggered by the flight crew. Is Reuters sure about what they're reporting? The PDF describes a design flaw in the flight software, and the reasons for justifying that it is still there...

      And those holes in the panels above the seats are classic. I bet that hurt a little.

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    14. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like WipeOut: Airline Addition. You have to navigate an obstacle course in a hollowed out 747 while the pilot randomly banks and dives. They could get Samuel L. Jackson as a mascot: "I'm tired of these motherf*ckin' obstacles on these motherf*ckin' planes!"

    15. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then they could just show video of what happens if you don't use your seatbelt on an aircraft to that 10% of idiots that know better instead of the boring safety talk.

      Everyone's got (n) hours to kill in a perfectly good aircraft and video is the best they can do?

      The hell with video, they should do a live demonstration. Anyone un-belted who the pilot hasn't successfully removed from their seat after 5 minutes gets a free airline meal as a prize :^)

      Airline food is no prize! :^)

    16. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      So, your goal is to see just how sick you can make them. Pass the shake-up test, and you get to move on to airplane food test?

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    17. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      The linked report is for a different, and IMHO more interesting, incident off the West Australian coast few years agao. I referenced it only for the pictures showing the value of the advice to always wear your seatbelt while seated.

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    18. Re:Shame they don't have cabin video by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      They want you to watch that every time, even if you're a frequent flyer? I could only bear to watch it half-way through.

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  3. New safety message by GeneralSecretary · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mesdames et Messieurs, dans le cas d'une collision interplanétaire s'il vous plaît attachez vos ceintures ... Ladies and Gentlemen, in the event of an interplanetary collision please fasten your seatbelts...

    1. Re:New safety message by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2

      Maybe we have underestimated the Canadians and they are already doing interplanetary flights?

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    2. Re:New safety message by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be intraplanetary collision, since the collision would be contained to just one planet? :)

      PS: I'm very disappointed that I just had to manually add "intraplanetary" to my spell checker; Google should include that in Chrome (AKA "Memoryleaker") by default.

    3. Re:New safety message by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      Well, people in the USA behave like we have our own planet.

      --PM

    4. Re:New safety message by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Already a replacement for the Discovery.

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  4. air canada is a terrible carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like most US carriers as well. just fly cathay pacific and let the idiots take western carriers. even emirates is better than most western carriers.

    1. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Informative

      emirates = hot hostesses and the option to watch the front-mounted camera on the entertainment system. with all the chaos of landing, it's comforting to know you're not going to run into the terminal.

    2. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Funny you should mention that front-mounted camera; I've seen it on the overhead video screens of other eastern airlines as well (Thai, JAL for example) during takeoff and landing but never on any of the western airlines. I wonder why...

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    3. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 4, Funny

      just fly cathay pacific

      Sounds great! OK then, let me just check out the options for Zurich to Toronto on Cathay. Hmm... OK seems we've got Zurich to Hong Kong, then Hong Kong to Toronto. Only 33 hours of travel, compares to 9 hours on Air Canada, at three times the cost. Makes perfect sense.

    4. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by mevets · · Score: 1

      Its not just that 9 hours of AC can seem like 33 hours of root canal; but AC has an odd idea of what 9 hours means....

    5. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      On slashdot, AC == Anonymous Coward. Find another acronym.

      OTOH, the following actually makes some kind of sense:
      Its not just that 9 hours of Anonymous Coward can seem like 33 hours of root canal; but Anonymous Coward has an odd idea of what 9 hours means....

    6. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by pacapaca · · Score: 1

      I found myself on a couple of SAS flights a few weeks back and they had cameras too (the trans-Atlantic portion even had selectable cameras).

    7. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      Finnair A320s have 'em too.

    8. Re:air canada is a terrible carrier by Vlado · · Score: 1

      Lufthansa has it.
      At least on the A380.

      There the camera is mounted on top of the tail, so you also get to see the whole airplane, not just the front view. Quite awesome.

  5. That's no moon. by Morky · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's too big to be a space station. I have a very bad feeling about this.

    1. Re:That's no moon. by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1

      In other recent news:Cassini successfully flies over Enceladus Scroll to 3rd picture

  6. Thankfully Not... by nemui-chan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luckily it wasn't in America. If it was, the TSA would stop allowing pilots through checkpoints, since they're clearly a flight risk.

    1. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      100% of all planes involved in terrorist attacks, hijackings and crashes have had pilots on board! when will government make us safe from these terrors of the skies!

    2. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Now more than ever, but the pilots have been the biggest flight risk for a very long time.

    3. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      They also had wings too - OMG so do birds!

    4. Re:Thankfully Not... by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      if it weighs the same as a bird... then it's made of wood!

    5. Re:Thankfully Not... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd be more suspicious of Venus... clearly it was trying to take down a passenger aircraft, the classic cowardly maneuver of a terrorist. And it is a known hoarder of deadly chemicals used in the manufacture of WMD. Who knows how far along it's program already is, since it has never allowed IAEA inspectors beneath it's all-concealing clouds?!

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    6. Re:Thankfully Not... by paleo2002 · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely correct! We should immediately begin funneling money into a (heavily) manned mission to Venus so that we can bring the freedom-hating planet to justice. Once we're done there, we should deploy additional craft to Mars, as intelligence suggests that they may have facilitated logistical support for Venus and its allies. In fact, the time may come when we are forced to consider actions against Jupiter . . . for the greater good, of course . . .

    7. Re:Thankfully Not... by grcumb · · Score: 2

      I'd be more suspicious of Venus... clearly it was trying to take down a passenger aircraft, the classic cowardly maneuver of a terrorist.

      Clearly it's aligned with the Ecliptic of Evil.

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    8. Re:Thankfully Not... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      It's all our fault and the crappy way we treat Pluto. They're all friends and our blatantly treating Pluto like a second class planet has really upset the solar system.

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    9. Re:Thankfully Not... by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

      They also had wings too - OMG so do birds!

      Breaking News. Terrorists are training swallows to carry coconut shaped bombs.

    10. Re:Thankfully Not... by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      They also had wings too - OMG so do birds!

      Breaking News. Terrorists are training swallows to carry coconut shaped bombs.

      Yeah, but how fast will they be able to fly?

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    11. Re:Thankfully Not... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      But I thought Mars was the war planet.

    12. Re:Thankfully Not... by sFurbo · · Score: 3, Funny

      And it has been known to shoot lasers at earth! And Mars is even worse, it shoots lasers and is clearly a rouge planet! Somebody call Team America!

    13. Re:Thankfully Not... by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, Venus has the whole "love" and "sex" thing down. THAT is evil these days. Mars and war are fine. Get with the times, man.

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    14. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean? European or African swallows?

    15. Re:Thankfully Not... by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Sadly I have no mod points today, but nevertheless I award the parent the honour of being the first substantive response to TFA.

      I wish Slashdot had a button to take you past all the jokes and trash talk to where the actual discussion begins...

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    16. Re:Thankfully Not... by mcamino · · Score: 2

      So all along, Angry Birds was a terrorist training video game?

    17. Re:Thankfully Not... by laejoh · · Score: 4, Funny

      African or european terrorists?

    18. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no - they would lauch a probe (pun intended) into if venus can be prevented to interfere with US-Aircraft operations.

    19. Re:Thankfully Not... by captain_nifty · · Score: 1

      Is that an african or european swallow?

    20. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best part is how well the common misspelling of "rogue" works here.

    21. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

    22. Re:Thankfully Not... by mitzoe · · Score: 1

      Depends. Are they African or European swallows?

    23. Re:Thankfully Not... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      The bird could carry it all the way to the crash site if launched from the correct height and on the correct trajectory.

      The US Navy did actually experiment with training chickens to guide air delivered bombs to enemy destroyers in WWII.

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    24. Re:Thankfully Not... by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      Dude, back the hell up! Don't you realize that once we send troops in and some die, that we'll HAVE to keep sending more until we win, because otherwise the first to go will have died in vain?

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    25. Re:Thankfully Not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, American.

    26. Re:Thankfully Not... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Probably depends on whether you are in a red state or a blue state.

    27. Re:Thankfully Not... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And they would have done it too, if they weren't so chicken

    28. Re:Thankfully Not... by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Depends. Are they African or European swallows?

      I don't knoooooooooooooooowwww........

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  7. radar... by alienzed · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Do planes no longer have this?

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    1. Re:radar... by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Informative

      For traffic, it's TCAS..

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    2. Re:radar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Weather radar? Yes. Traffic collision alerting system? Yes, though not much use unless the guy in the other aircraft has turned his transponder on...

    3. Re:radar... by inglorion_on_the_net · · Score: 5, Informative

      As far as I know, commercial aircraft have never had radar to detect traffic. They do usually have weather radar, but that's for detecting bad weather, not traffic.

      There is TCAS, but I don't see how that would have avoided this. Sure, the pilot could have thought "TCAS doesn't say anything is there, so I'll just continue on", but is that really what you expect a panicked pilot to do?

      Also, avoiding anyway is probably the right response: safety systems do fail, and you're not going to score any points by saying "but TCAS didn't say there was any danger" if there is a real collision, because you and your passengers will be dead.

      The real story is that operating vehicles while impaired causes accidents. We know this. That's why we regulate it; there are limits on how many hours in a row you can work, how much sleep you must have had, how much alcohol can be in your blood, and more. Apparently, it wasn't enough to prevent this incident.

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    4. Re:radar... by colonel · · Score: 5, Informative

      Lots of facts wrong. . .

      First Officer woke up. Captain said "hey, sleepyhead, you see that Air Force cargo plane coming towards us that the TCAS is telling us about?" First Officer points, "That thing?", "No, that's Venus, the Air Force cargo is lower." "Oh. Ah! It's coming right at me!" (Dives instinctively)

      All within a couple of seconds after waking from 75 minutes of REM sleep in his chair, groggy as hell.

      http://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/rapports-reports/aviation/2011/a11f0012/a11f0012.asp

    5. Re:radar... by jbwolfe · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention that. The older C-band radar was better for detecting weather, but most aircraft now use X-band for predictive windshear capabilities. X-band however can detect aircraft and I often see faint returns superimposed on TCAS targets- not to a degree that would make it useful however.

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    6. Re:radar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure if they had followed the SOP to the letter this entire incident could have been avoided.

    7. Re:radar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. i've seen an Aircraft Investigations episode where 2 planes were on collision course and TCAS alerted both - 1 to ascend and 1 to descend. Meanwhile people from control tower nearby gave opposite directions to the planes. And, yes you guessed it, one pilot decided to listen to TCAS while the other listened to control tower.

    8. Re:radar... by inglorion_on_the_net · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Reading the report was interesting. Of course, I should have done that in the first place. That will teach me. :-)

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    9. Re:radar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transponder_(aviation), transponders are what commercial aircraft use to detect traffic. Additionally, commercial airlines are required to be in contact with air traffic control, the system that keeps aircraft separated.

    10. Re:radar... by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I was always taught "Turn right".

      Fuck changing altitude, you have other dimensions available to you.

    11. Re:radar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That log also goes on to say that the Captain turned off the autopilot and grabbed control of the plane to stop the dive.

  8. Is this a bad thing? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Personally, I'd prefer my pilots to take evasive action when they feel its neccessary, and not pick up a habit of second guessing themselves to avoid bad PR. Yes, passengers were injured, but TFA notes that the seatbelt light was on.

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    1. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd prefer we do long descents at 9.81ms/s followed by massive full-power vertical climbs...but maybe that's why I can't get my commercial license...

    2. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes it's a bad thing for pilots to sleep longer than they're supposed to because they're overworked, then panic because they just woke up from deep sleep and so can't tell the difference between an airplane and a planet despite being well experienced to tell the difference when awake.

      The problem isn't that when the pilot thought he was about to hit another aircraft he took an evasive maneuver.

      The problem is the circumstances that resulted in him mistaking Venus for an aircraft he was about to crash into.

      What if his evasive actions had caused him to crash into an actual airplane that was at a lower altitude which he didn't notice because, again, he'd just woken from a deep sleep?

      The whole point is that his judgment was temporarily impaired because he was fucking groggy, and you're asking "is this a bad thing?" Yes! Yes it is!

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    3. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The airplane is equipped with a TCAS II system and if said system was not generating an RA to climb or descend then there was no need to act. Also, he wasn't the Flying Pilot, having been asleep, so he should have checked with the FP before acting.

    4. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      You should apply with Zero G, there is a good chance they will find your mindset encouragable!

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    5. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Except when the evasive action puts the plane into the path of the C-17 the pilot thought he was evading. Even after the captain had told him the C-17 was straight ahead and 1,000 feet below. Or the fact that the captain and the C-17 pilots flashed their landing gear lights to acknowledge their position. Go ahead and think its actions are okay just because someone "felt it was necessary."

    6. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I mean everyone who got hurt wasn't wearing a seatbelt sooo I mean there's a reason for that symbol.

    7. Re:Is this a bad thing? by geekmux · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I'd prefer my pilots to take evasive action when they feel its neccessary, and not pick up a habit of second guessing themselves to avoid bad PR. Yes, passengers were injured, but TFA notes that the seatbelt light was on.

      "However, the Air Canada Pilots Association, 'has long pressured authorities to take the stresses of night flying into account when setting the maximum hours a pilot can work,' taking into account that North Atlantic night-flights are hardest on an already-fatigued pilot."

      Personally, I'd prefer my safety authorities actually listen to the men and women doing the damn job, and realize they could have likely prevented this from happening in the first place.

    8. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes besides the fact it was the FO and not the pilot that made the maneuver, lesson here is let the awake and alert guy dodge a planet and not the groggy one.

    9. Re:Is this a bad thing? by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can totally sympathize with this pilot. True story .. I was driving through Yukon a few years ago and I had been on the road for twelve hours that I could barely stay awake so I pulled off in a rest area, climbed in the back seat, and fell asleep.

      At some point, another driver pulled into the rest area and his lights woke me up. All I saw were trees and I thought I had fallen asleep at the wheel and crashed in the woods. I panicked. I climed out of my sleeping bag, climbed into the front seat, started my car, and pulled a 360 before I realized what the hell was going on. The other driver probably thought I was nuts.

      Moral of the story ... Thank god I'm not a pilot :)

    10. Re:Is this a bad thing? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      Personally, I'd prefer my pilots to take evasive action when they feel its neccessary, and not pick up a habit of second guessing themselves to avoid bad PR

      Pilots second-guessing their instruments is a major cause of crashes.

      But I think the bigger problem is that it sounds like Air Canada engaged in a systematic cover-up of this incident, and are only now admitting it because they were outed by the government report.

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    11. Re:Is this a bad thing? by sjames · · Score: 1

      TCAS cannot possibly fail?

    12. Re:Is this a bad thing? by inglorion_on_the_net · · Score: 2

      I panicked. I climed out of my sleeping bag, climbed into the front seat, started my car, and pulled a 360 before I realized what the hell was going on. The other driver probably thought I was nuts.

      Oh, I thought that was just your way of saying "hi".

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    13. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Kagato · · Score: 2

      If I was AC I'd be more concerned about the fact they flew a TATL flight with only 95 passengers on a 200 passenger plane. They were already lossing tens of thousands of dollars on the flight as is.

    14. Re:Is this a bad thing? by similar_name · · Score: 1
      From the summary...

      napping for 75 minutes instead of the maximum 40, as the disorientation and confusion stemming from deeper sleep was the culprit in this mix-up

      That's a problem. And possibly one that could have been avoided. Also, from the summary.

      However, the Air Canada Pilots Association, 'has long pressured authorities to take the stresses of night flying into account when setting the maximum hours a pilot can work,' taking into account that North Atlantic night-flights are hardest on an already-fatigued pilot.

      The problem isn't the way he reacted to what he perceived as another plane, the problem is that he had that perception in the first place.

    15. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Informative

      Have you actually looked at Venus in clear skies? During the closest approach it's bright enough so that people mistake it for a motorcycle _headlight_.

    16. Re:Is this a bad thing? by MiG82au · · Score: 1

      It relies on a transmitting transponder in the aircraft you are detecting, which can malfunction or be intentionally turned off (although I'm not sure if the advanced transponders on heavy aircraft can be turned off), so yeah, TCAS can definitely fail.

    17. Re:Is this a bad thing? by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      In short: keep your hands off-a-my yoke until you WTFU!

    18. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jbwolfe · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Thank you for seeing it that way. The US government has finally decided to do this and modified 50 year old FTDT (flight time duty time) regulations to be more in line with science and reality. By the end of 2013, pilots will have greater rest requirements that incorporate circadian aspects of physiology- all thanks to pilots unions lobbying efforts.

      http://www.alpa.org/FTDTFightingFatigue/tabid/3370/Default.aspx/

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    19. Re:Is this a bad thing? by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      Tonight I couldn't believe how bright it was. I know Venus is bright but I've never seen it so bright.

    20. Re:Is this a bad thing? by LVSlushdat · · Score: 0

      Geez... That reminds me of the Delta 747 flight I took from Dallas to LA back in 1972, which was *right* after the 747 was introduced by Boeing (and Delta). It was their "red-eye", which left Love Field at 2am and got into LA at like 3 something... I was flying military standby and had been trying to catch a flight all afternoon and evening. Everything to LA or San Diego (which was my ultimate destination) between about 3pm and this red-eye had been full.. When it looked like I was gonna have to spend the night in the airport terminal, I checked with Delta one more time and the agent said "I pretty much guarantee you'll make this flight"... and sure enough.. There were 20... yes, twenty passengers on this flight, plus the standard ten person cabin crew... A brand new shiny 747... Today, that flight would MOST certainly be cancelled with only 20 pax...
      Hate to think how much $$$ that flight LOST Delta....
       

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    21. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jbwolfe · · Score: 2

      One notable failure of TCAS was human instead of technical: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_%C3%9Cberlingen_mid-air_collision/. In the US, TCAS commands require mandatory compliance- ICAO rules were not the same but may have been updated to the same compliance. The system otherwise has prevented numerous collisions, and in my experience is nearly flawless if crews are properly trained.

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    22. Re:Is this a bad thing? by gstrickler · · Score: 2

      He didn't just second guess his instruments, he also ignored his captain, and did so while impaired. I understand that impaired, groggy state when waking quite well, but he still should have known not to react.

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    23. Re:Is this a bad thing? by ThreeKelvin · · Score: 1

      Just to be a unit-pedant: Acceleration is measured in m/s^2. (or other equivalent distance per time squared measure)

    24. Re:Is this a bad thing? by petman · · Score: 1

      and pulled a 360

      Sorry, non-native English speaker here. Can you please explain what that means?

    25. Re:Is this a bad thing? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt TCAS has helped to avert many disasters. The question though is if you believe you see a plane heading directly for you but is silent, would you try to avoid the traffic or assume TCAS knows what it's doing and your eyes are wrong?

    26. Re:Is this a bad thing? by sjames · · Score: 1

      That should read but TCAS is silent...

    27. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Full circle, 360 degrees.

      Either that, or he pulled out a video game console, but I think he meant that he turned his car in a circle.

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    28. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      Here are a few things to note from the Transportation safety board of Canada Report
      1. The FO had two days off before the flight took place.
      2. On the day of the flight he FO reported 8 hours of rest with some child care interruptions before waking at approximately 0600.
      3. The FO took a 2–hour nap in the afternoon before reporting for duty feeling well rested.
      4. Both crew members checked in at the required time of 1935 and the aircraft pushed back at 2109.
      5. The FO started the nap at 0040 (3 hours and 31 minutes after push back and 18 hours 40 minutes after wake up.).

      The FO had only worked for 4 hours in the previous three days before requesting a nap.Should not someone who just had two days off not be "already-fatigued"? The Pilots Association are talking about flights later in the work week and not on the first day. How is an airline supposed to react when a pilot reports as well rested after a two day break? Yes it was an 8 hour flight but the incident occurred only 3.5 hours into the flight.

    29. Re:Is this a bad thing? by roothog · · Score: 1

      I flew a Delta 10 hour transatlantic flight about 4 weeks ago. Boeing 767 with 36 passengers on board. Hopefully they had lots of expensive cargo in the hold, or they took a huge loss on that flight.

      I was hoping they'd just bump everyone to business class, but I wasn't so lucky.

    30. Re:Is this a bad thing? by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      Of course in this situation a 360 would have had him pointing back at the woods, I assume he means a 180 which would have him turned back towards the road.

    31. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Leebert · · Score: 2

      and pulled a 360 before I realized what the hell was going on.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL135uL2XZA

      :)

    32. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's naive of me, but why does a pilot have to nap at all during a flight? Surely, as long as we have human flight crews, there should always be a wakeful pilot at the controls, ready to take over if the automated systems fail, or request human intervention.

      If the flight is too long for a pilot to stay wakeful, even if he was fully rested at takeoff, then there must be at least one equally qualified backup who can sleep while his opposite number is alert on duty.

      I don't see how any economic or business argument can justify entrusting the lives of hundreds of passengers to someone who is not wide awake.

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    33. Re:Is this a bad thing? by CycleMan · · Score: 2

      That flight may have cost Delta $ by itself, but they probably needed the plane in LAX for the next day's travels.

    34. Re:Is this a bad thing? by porksauce · · Score: 1

      In fact maybe pilots should be required to make erratic maneuvers at least once per flight with the seatbelt light on as a way of encouraging people to heed the sign. Then in a real emergency everyone will be buckled in. So the next time Venus threatens an aircraft the passengers will be safe.

    35. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2

      Theres always cargo to be carried, plus the aircraft needs to be repositioned for the return flight anyway - some passengers are better than no passengers.

    36. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are a few things to note from the Transportation safety board of Canada Report
      1. The FO had two days off before the flight took place.
      2. On the day of the flight he FO reported 8 hours of rest with some child care interruptions before waking at approximately 0600.
      3. The FO took a 2–hour nap in the afternoon before reporting for duty feeling well rested.
      4. Both crew members checked in at the required time of 1935 and the aircraft pushed back at 2109.
      5. The FO started the nap at 0040 (3 hours and 31 minutes after push back and 18 hours 40 minutes after wake up.).

      The FO had only worked for 4 hours in the previous three days before requesting a nap.Should not someone who just had two days off not be "already-fatigued"? The Pilots Association are talking about flights later in the work week and not on the first day. How is an airline supposed to react when a pilot reports as well rested after a two day break? Yes it was an 8 hour flight but the incident occurred only 3.5 hours into the flight.

      Ah, "some child care interruptions"? As a parent, if that means what I think it means, anyone claiming 8 hours of "rest" is full of shit.

    37. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jbwolfe · · Score: 1

      TCAS issues RAs to every party of a "TCAS" conflict. But since not all traffic is so equipped, not all conflicts result in a TCAS RAs and "see and avoid" will take precedence. So to answer your question, if I get an RA, it means the other conflicting traffic is too. In the DHL mishap, the Russian aircrew disregarded the RA and tried to comply with ATC instructions. If I know the other parties are disregarding an RA (how would I? it's against the rules to disregard RAs) I would too in order to avoid collision. Silent TCAS means "see and avoid".

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    38. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Management simple doesn't have to listen ... the current Canadian Government falls all over itself to pass legislation siding with companies in any labour dispute. The pilots can complain all they want, but if they strike they'll be fined or jailed. I feel safer already, don't you?

    39. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Grygus · · Score: 1

      Large planes have more than one pilot. In this case, the pilot was fully awake and never slept. The first officer is the one who was sleeping, woke up, and thought the other plane was coming at him (he wasn't dodging Venus.) You should read the report; it's in plain English, explains the situation a lot better than the sensationalized summary attempts to do, and it is interesting to see the relevant regulations (for example, his sleeping was not against the rules, but he did sleep for too long.)

    40. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Smauler · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Me and my friend were driving round Europe on holiday when we were 18. We'd got to Munich late, and decided just to park up between 2 cars in a small road in the middle of Munich, and sleep in the car. So, we both got in our sleeping bags, and went to sleep, in the front two seat reclined back almost horizontal.

      The next thing I know, my friend was asking me what the fuck I thought I was doing. We were now parked in the middle of the road, completely blocking it.

      Apparently, I'd just sat up, entered in the 4 digit immobiliser code, started the car, carefully driven the car into the middle of the road, parked and then happily gone back to sleep. This was in a manual car in my sleeping bag. I had absoluteley no recollection of any of this.

      Anyway, I managed to get the car back in approximately the right place (about a foot and a half from the kerb though). My friend did spend a few minutes persuading me that we were parked in the middle of the road in Munich. I had been having a dream that we were in a campsite in Holland, for some reason, and the campsite manager had been telling me to move the car.

      I had been known to sleepwalk a little in the past, but this was my only sleep-drive (that I know of, anyway).

    41. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      OK, now I understand one thing but there is another thing I can't understand. If the first officer was asleep while the captain flew, why were the first officer's controls live?

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    42. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Archtech · · Score: 1

      Also, HTF is he supposed to control how long he sleeps? Sounds like a rule made by an Irishman. (And I'm part Irish, I'm allowed).

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    43. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Monchanger · · Score: 1

      Had my own scare at sea. I was sailing in the Med., woke up from a catnap and freaked out by the moon on my mainsail, thinking I drifted into a shipping lane.

    44. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Grygus · · Score: 1

      They don't mention this. I assume that he's either supposed to set an alarm, or the Captain was supposed to wake him. The report does mention that the First Officer wasn't feeling well when he went to sleep, so maybe the Captain let him sleep in?

    45. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Grygus · · Score: 1

      I wondered this too, especially given that the disorientation upon waking is clearly something the airline is aware of and concerned about. He was awake long enough to have a brief conversation with the Captain, though; maybe he activated them himself.

    46. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jgrahn · · Score: 1

      Have you actually looked at Venus in clear skies? During the closest approach it's bright enough so that people mistake it for a motorcycle _headlight_.

      For the last month or two, every time I've seen the planet it has looked exactly like a plane with its landing lights turned on.

    47. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      I was on a long trip years ago. At about 3am, I saw some guys working on the side of the rode. Slowed down and got in the other lane to give them room. When I got right next to it, the road crew was actually a safety barrier with reflectors on it. I pulled over immediately and woke up my co-driver to take over. SHEESH!

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    48. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      They make as much off the cargo as they do the passengers, so it really wasn't half-full, and once you have 95 people scheduled what are you going to do? Say, "Sucks to be you. We ain't flying that plane tonight."?

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    49. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

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    50. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      He'd been up 18 hours before taking the nap. He had been up all day, regardless of how many days he had off. Then he boards for an 8 hour flight. A few hour getting in the air, and then a while staring out the window. The plan would be for the FO to get a few winks. Wake up. Drink a cup of joe. After staring out the window a while, the Captain would catch a few winks. The he'd wake up, get a cup of joe, and both would be ready and as refreshed as possible when it was time to start the descent.

      I'd expect that this would be a well rehearsed and choreographed dance.

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    51. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      I agree completely but the FO reported in as being well rested. Did the FO take a flight he knew he was not rested for?

    52. Re:Is this a bad thing? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Sorry by you missed point number 3.

      3. The FO took a 2–hour nap in the afternoon before reporting for duty feeling well rested.

      To me afternoon is usually 3-4 and that is the time when many people become tired. So it wasn't 18 hours since he slept it probably around 9 hours. The nap he had on the plane was his second nap of the day.

      The problem was that the captain did not allow the FO time for a cup of coffee before engaging the FO in current flight operations. I have no issue at all with the FO taking a nap. The issue is that the "well rehearsed dance" was ignored by both the Captain and the FO. The procedures they broke were as follows;
      1. Informing the lead flight attendant that a rest was occurring. (that way the lead flight attendant can remind the awake pilot to wake up the other pilot and also check to ensure both pilots are not asleep)
      2. The maximum nap time was supposed to be 40 minutes. The pilot allowed to FO to sleep 75 minutes with known consequences for the long nap.
      3. The napping pilot is not supposed to be engaged in flight operations for at least 15 minutes after waking(time for a coffee). The pilot engaged the FO seconds after he was awakened.

      The point I was trying to make was how is an airline supposed to schedule pilots when they stretch the truth about how tired they are? What are airlines supposed to do when aircrew ignore procedures?

    53. Re:Is this a bad thing? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If the parking lot was icy, an unintentional 360 could be entirely possible.

    54. Re:Is this a bad thing? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      ...so can't tell the difference between an airplane and a planet despite being well experienced to tell the difference when awake.

      I don't know about you, but I have a pilots license, and will tell you that lights directly in front of you, not moving up, down or at any angle generally indicate you're going head on into oncoming traffic.

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    55. Re:Is this a bad thing? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup, I'm not a big fan of blaming pilots. They're rarely the root cause per-se. They might be an immediate cause, but usually there is a deeper issue, like lack of training, or not enough sleep, or whatever. If you don't change the oil in the engine for two years and the engine fails, do you blame it on the engine? Sure, you can point it out as an immediate problem, but the cause is poor maintenance, and there might be an underlying cause for that.

      People are just really complicated machines. If you don't operate them correctly, they fail more often. If you do operate them correctly, they still fail like any other machine.

    56. Re:Is this a bad thing? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I was going to call bullshit on your story, but it wasn't until the late 70s when the Wright Amendment was passed through Congress, which would have made that flight illegal. I flew from Boston to Dallas on 24 December sometime in the 90s (I don't remember the year, 92 or 93 sounds right) and there were more crew than passengers. They announced "as there are almost no passengers, we are suspending service, please hit the call button if you'd like food or beverage."

  9. No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If the seatbelt light was on and the passengers were injured from not wearing their seatbelt, then it's their own fault. The seabelt sign IS A LAWFUL ORDER from the flight crew. They need to STFU.

    1. Re:No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its not a LAWFUL ORDER you fucking MORON. it a request. you can ignore it.
      crew are not LEOs. they cant issue lawful orders.

    2. Re:No seatbelts? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Informative

      its not a LAWFUL ORDER you fucking MORON. it a request. you can ignore it.
      crew are not LEOs. they cant issue lawful orders.

      Federal Aviation Regulations require passenger compliance with lighted passenger information signs and crewmember instructions concerning the use of safety belts.

      So sit down, buckle your seat belt, and STFU.

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    3. Re:No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't speak for anywhere else in the world but in the U.S. federal regulations compel passengers to follow all orders issued by the flight crew.

    4. Re:No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BZZZZZZZZZZZZT. Try again.

    5. Re:No seatbelts? by QuasiEvil · · Score: 2

      If you're sitting down and not wearing your seatbelt, you're a dumbass. I fly all the time (and used to fly jumpset on cargo jets, who don't tend to take the "easier on the passengers" route), and have lost two laptops over the last twenty years to sudden drops and ceiling impacts. I've also seen my coworkers hit the ceiling and then drop to the floor, often resulting in at least a nasty headache. This shit happens; wear your seatbelt. And yes, if you're instructed by the flight crew while in US airspace, the FAR dictates that it's a lawful order you must obey.

    6. Re:No seatbelts? by Nikker · · Score: 1
      True but look at the sequence of events.
      1. Everything is going well (no seat belt light)
      2. Pilot wakes up thinks he's going to hit something(possibly at this point hits light for belts)
      3. Immediately takes evasive maneuvers
      4. Some passengers (possibly napping as well) don't have time to buckle up
      5. Passengers who are not quick enough get tossed around as airliner starts taking a nose dive

      Even a red traffic light is enforceable if you drive through it but it's hard to blame the driver when you're randomly flicking the switch.

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    7. Re:No seatbelts? by petman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, okay. However, since we're talking about an Air Canada flight here, maybe you should quote Canadian law instead of a US one.

    8. Re:No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So maybe perhaps the sign was not on when the incident started, and maybe perhaps passengers were napping. Well, you just put GP in his place, didn't you?

      Also, you are asked to always use the seat-belt when sitting, specifically so you don't risk hurting yourself at sudden movements or if you are napping when information about potential risks are presented.

    9. Re:No seatbelts? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      True but look at the sequence of events.

      1. Everything is going well (no seat belt light)

      FFS RTFA!
      Now look at the actual sequence of events:

      1. Everything is going well (seat belt light has been on for 40 minutes)

        Even a red traffic light is enforceable if you drive through it but it's hard to blame the driver when you're randomly flicking the switch.

        It wasn't being switched. It was on solid for 40 minutes prior to the event. If you RTFA you would know that. Hell had you even just read the summary you would know that.

    10. Re:No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if happens to you when flying at 34,000 feet, please feel free to leave the aircraft so your 'rights' aren't infringed.

    11. Re:No seatbelts? by Nikker · · Score: 1

      I apologize you are correct but TFA as well as the Reuters article did not in fact mention the length of time the lights were on. The official TSB report does in fact mention the seat belt lights were lit 40 minutes prior anticipating foretasted turbulence. The summary as well as the Reuters article only mention 40 minutes as the regular length of sleep/rest provided during the given flight conditions.

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    12. Re:No seatbelts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also, under Canadian Law any person operating an aircraft as "pilot in Command' has the authority of a Peace Officer while doing so. So they actually can and do exert the force of law.

    13. Re:No seatbelts? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      crew are not LEOs. they cant issue lawful orders.

      THAT'S RIGHT!!! And neither is gravity.

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    14. Re:No seatbelts? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The crew are representatives of the captain of a vessel, who has some pretty extraordinary powers while underway.

  10. Sounds like the plot to a Fox or Syfy Movie. by s0litaire · · Score: 1

    Emo Plilips & Pauly Shore star in "High Air"

    Snoozing Pilot Mistakes Venus For Aircraft; Panic, [Injuries] Hilarity Ensues...

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  11. I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It sounds like the FO was napping, woke up and immediately put the plane into a dive based on a snap judgement, and the Captian (who we presume was not flying the plane or manning the controls) recognized the error and corrected.

    It sounded like nobody was flying the plan (autopilot presumably), but that the FO, who was napping, was actually on the controls. It sounds more like a problem with pilots sleeping while they should be awake and alert. The article was so light it was impossible to actually tell, through.

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    1. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Informative

      How I read it was that the FO woke up, Captain was in control. They were communicating with a C-17 that was ahead of and below them. The FO, still groggy, saw Venus directly ahead and misidentified it as the C-17, immediately diving. The Captain was, I guess, able to exert more power on the controls which brought the plane back up out of the dive. And for the record, the nap the FO was taking is in fact legal. But I think it would have had to be the Captain's aircraft while the FO was napping. A pilot always has to be awake and at the controls even with autopilot activated.

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    2. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by swalve · · Score: 1

      I can see where I might have the same reaction. You are dozing, you start to drift toward consciousness and begin hearing the radio patter about a C-17 being ahead. You open your eyes and see what appears to be headlights and react instinctively.

      While driving at night, I've certainly been fooled by two motorcycles' headlights into believing it was a car that was nearer or farther than the actual motorcycles.

      What I really don't like is the whole sleeping in the cockpit game. If it is legal, it shouldn't be.

    3. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I know that when I am dozing or kind of drifting off, I will almost get a sort of vertigo where I feel like I'm falling. Unfortunately this happened to me mostly in class. It's always interesting to suddenly jerk upright in the middle of a lecture :)

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    4. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Baloroth · · Score: 2

      On a 10 hour or longer flight I would personally rather one of the pilots take turns sleeping than both try to stay awake at the same time. The latter is just asking for them to both fall asleep at the same time: the former keeps one of them awake and fully aware at all times (which, if you notice, very much helped in this case). Obviously, both of them shouldn't be asleep at the same time (also, there are generally 3 people in the cockpit, if I am not mistaken, so 2 should be awake at all times).

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    5. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by swalve · · Score: 1

      If it is a long haul where they need to sleep, then it should be done in separate crew quarters. Or have two crews scheduled.

    6. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by green1 · · Score: 1

      I think you really nailed it in the last line. Sleeping in the cockpit should be illegal. it's just not a good idea. I have no problem with the flight crew taking alternate naps while the other is in control. but don't sleep while at the controls themselves, go somewhere else. Some long haul planes used to have a bunk for that purpose, or even use a different seat (one of the flight attendant ones? or a jump seat? or a spare first class seat? or whatever else, just not one with a yoke in front of it!

    7. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by inglorion_on_the_net · · Score: 1

      I think the subtlety here is "asleep in the cockpit". It's a good thing pilots sleep on long flights. It would be even better if they only entered the cockpit once they are suitably awake again.

      Re 2 vs 3 people: you may be thinking of the "2 pilots and a flight engineer" crew that planes used to have. As far as I know, it is largely just 2 pilots now (on long flights, there may be multiple pairs).

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    8. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Spikeles · · Score: 1

      Maybe read the report(which was linked in the article) instead of just the news article?

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    9. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by timeOday · · Score: 2

      This is a super-common cause of car crashes - drifting off to sleep could kill you, but suddenly re-awaking with your car halfway off the road and swerving to get back on the road is what normally kills you.

    10. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the big planes (777, 747, A-340, A-380) have a significant amount of space for crew rest quarters. They're not just for the flight crew, but also for the cabin crew.

      On something like a 767, each airline handles it differently, but it's usually a couple of seats with a heavy curtain to keep light out.

    11. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      I think you really nailed it in the last line. Sleeping in the cockpit should be illegal. it's just not a good idea. I have no problem with the flight crew taking alternate naps while the other is in control. but don't sleep while at the controls themselves, go somewhere else. Some long haul planes used to have a bunk for that purpose, or even use a different seat (one of the flight attendant ones? or a jump seat? or a spare first class seat? or whatever else, just not one with a yoke in front of it!

      If the other pilot has control of the plane, why shouldn't the other pilot be able to sleep in the cockpit for a short nap? The FO was at the controls, but he wasn't in control of the plane, the Captain was. Have you ever seen or sat in a jumpseat? They are extremely uncomfortable. Often times there aren't any available first class seats (although in longer hops sometimes a seat is blocked off for crew use). And as far as I know, only the 777, 787, (maybe 747), and the Airbus equivalents have actual crew rest quarters.

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    12. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by green1 · · Score: 1

      why shouldnh't he sleep at the controls? I think TFA did a pretty good job of illustrating that one! people aren't safe when they first wake up, or while they are sleepijng, and if they are within reach of controls that can cause some pretty big problems even if the other pilot is "in charge" There needs to be another way, either to completely lock out his controls so he can't make any changese can't do anything until he wakes up and turns the station back on, or to physically get away from them. The ideal solution would be a bunk of some form (I've flown on aircraft with a bunk or 2 at the back of the cockpit for this purpose (think Canadian Forces Hercules Transport) and while it costs the airline a bit more, it would still be cheaper than having to have an extra pilot on board and rotating out(with all the extra infrastructure that entails))

    13. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Read this instead: http://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/rapports-reports/aviation/2011/a11f0012/a11f0012.asp

      At 0155, the captain made a mandatory position report with the Shanwick Oceanic control centre. This aroused the FO. The FO had rested for 75 minutes but reported not feeling altogether well. Coincidentally, an oppositeâ"direction United States Air Force Boeing Câ"17 at 34 000 feet appeared as a traffic alert and collision avoidance system (TCAS) target on the navigational display (ND). The captain apprised the FO of this traffic.

      Over the next minute or so, the captain adjusted the map scale on the ND in order to view the TCAS target 5 and occasionally looked out the forward windscreen to acquire the aircraft visually. The FO initially mistook the planet Venus for an aircraft but the captain advised again that the target was at the 12 o'clock position and 1000 feet below. The captain of ACA878 and the oncoming aircraft crew flashed their landing lights. The FO continued to scan visually for the aircraft. When the FO saw the oncoming aircraft, the FO interpreted its position as being above and descending towards them. The FO reacted to the perceived imminent collision by pushing forward on the control column. The captain, who was monitoring TCAS target on the ND, observed the control column moving forward and the altimeter beginning to show a decrease in altitude. The captain immediately disconnected the autopilot and pulled back on the control column to regain altitude. It was at this time the oncoming aircraft passed beneath ACA878. The TCAS did not produce a traffic or resolution advisory.

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    14. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      What I really don't like is the whole sleeping in the cockpit game. If it is legal, it shouldn't be.

      This was my first thought. I have no problems with members of flight crews sleeping on flights they're responsible for, so long as there are other flight members who are awake, alert, and on the controls at all times. I do think there's something wrong with a pilot or copilot sleeping in the cockpit with their hands within reach of the controls.

    15. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re 2 vs 3 people: you may be thinking of the "2 pilots and a flight engineer" crew that planes used to have. As far as I know, it is largely just 2 pilots now (on long flights, there may be multiple pairs).

      He probably got his information from here.

    16. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by jklovanc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here is a quote from the Safety board report;

      Several deviations from Air Canada controlled rest SOP occurred. They included:

                not advising the cabin crew of the intention to rest;
                not agreeing in advance on an end time of 40 minutes;
                not stopping the rest at 40 minutes; and
                not providing recovery time after the rest.

      If anyone was at fault it was the Captain for not following proper procedure which put the First Officer in the position of making a snap decision while just waking up.

      The FO, still groggy, saw Venus directly ahead and misidentified it as the C-17, immediately diving.

      This is a false statement perpetuated by the posted summary. It sounds like the FO dove to avoid Venus. That is not what really happened. Here is the real sequence of events;
      1. Captain advised FO of approaching C-17.
      2. FO searched the sky and thought he found the aircraft.
      3. The captain corrected the FO that what he say was actually Venus and the other aircraft was dead ahead and below.
      4. The FO found the real aircraft, misinterpreted its movement and dove the aircraft.
      The FO did not dive to avoid Venus; he dove to avoid the other aircraft. Here is the supporting quote from the Safety Report;

      Coincidentally, an opposite–direction United States Air Force Boeing C–17 at 34 000 feet appeared as a traffic alert and collision avoidance system (TCAS) target on the navigational display (ND). The captain apprised the FO of this traffic.

      Over the next minute or so, the captain adjusted the map scale on the ND in order to view the TCAS target 5 and occasionally looked out the forward windscreen to acquire the aircraft visually. The FO initially mistook the planet Venus for an aircraft but the captain advised again that the target was at the 12 o'clock position and 1000 feet below. The captain of ACA878 and the oncoming aircraft crew flashed their landing lights. The FO continued to scan visually for the aircraft. When the FO saw the oncoming aircraft, the FO interpreted its position as being above and descending towards them. The FO reacted to the perceived imminent collision by pushing forward on the control column.

    17. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      It would be more funny if you actually keeled over, with chair, and lots of noise...

    18. Re:I read tfa and Im still not sure what happened by JoelKatz · · Score: 3, Informative

      We tried that, and the evidence suggests the risks are greater. What happens if you do that is that crew members just say they're fine when they're not. Studies show that giving crew members the option to nap at their stations makes it more likely that they actually *will* nap when they need to and consequently are more alert during critical stages of flight (like approach and landing) where maximum performance of all crew members can make a major life and death difference.

  12. Close call by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 2

    Thank goodness he missed the planet by 67 million miles..

    1. Re:Close call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness he missed the planet by 67 million miles..

      Indeed, and thank goodness he also managed to miss Earth by a much narrower margin....

  13. So dont fly those long hours by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    You have a union, use it. Stop flying. Oh wait, this is Canuckistan, where the government has to do everything.

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    1. Re:So dont fly those long hours by Formalin · · Score: 1

      Every time they try to strike lately, the govn't writes new legislation and forces them to work anyway.

      Some defy it, in an 'illegal strike', like we had the other day.

    2. Re:So dont fly those long hours by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I've gotta ask. How do they force them to work? What prevents them from all calling in sick?

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    3. Re:So dont fly those long hours by Formalin · · Score: 1

      That's what they did, and were called on it. There's a threat of $1000 a day fines for people participating in the 'illegal' strike.

  14. Re:Oh noes! by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

    It's a planet!

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  15. c'mon, think about the alternative! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everyone is piling on this guy now, but think about what would have happened if he'd actually HIT Venus - nobody would have survived that! Think, people, THINK!

    1. Re:c'mon, think about the alternative! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm picturing something like the steamroller scene in Austin Powers only much, much longer...

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    2. Re:c'mon, think about the alternative! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the Canadians being the first to get to Venus in a commercial spaceflight would be of even more importance than him avoiding it.

    3. Re:c'mon, think about the alternative! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monty python did it first. And so so good!

  16. Must have been drunk too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Venus is a babe. Nobody sober could ever mistake her for an aircraft.

  17. You don't live here, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The TSA would only prevent them from boarding if they weren't a flight risk.

    If you bring your own soda from home, YOU HATE AMERICA.

    1. Re:You don't live here, do you? by Fjandr · · Score: 2

      If you bring your own soda from home, YOU HATE AMERICA.

      I can't wait until movie theaters pick up that line.

  18. Venus was incidental by cratermoon · · Score: 5, Informative

    The media reports are all harping on the idea of "crash dive to avoid Venus", but that's incidential. There was an oncoming aircraft (but not on a collision course) and the FO erred in thinking it was going to collide. Source - TSB report.

    1. Re:Venus was incidental by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mod parent up. Venus had nothing to do with it.

      First officer saw Venus, alerted captain. Captain pointed out that was Venus, pointed to actual oncoming aircraft. First officer misinterpreted altitude of actual oncoming aircraft, dived.

    2. Re:Venus was incidental by Ed_1024 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Several points:

      1) It is very difficult, even during the daytime, to work out whether an aircraft is above or below you by looking out of the window. At night, there is often no visual horizon at all, so you are seeing a big expanse of sky with stars/planets/aeroplanes/ships in it with no references to judge their relative positioning.

      2) Pilots are not superhuman. We have the same evolved circadian rhythms as everyone else and suffer from fatigue in the same way. We are diurnal mammals and staying up through the night means your performance suffers in a similar way to what it would if you missed a night's sleep at home.

      3) In-flight napping is legal and encouraged under the regulations I work with, with certain provisos. Long-gone are the notions of the steely-eyed pilot constantly scanning the sky for danger at 3am on the body clock: we just aren't capable of that, which is why we have a plethora of automatic systems to take care of most of the trivia.

      4) If you think this incident was bad, have a look at the proposed new European "safety" legislation, where you could end up on-duty for 21-22hrs in certain circumstances. Oh, and they've ignored just about every piece of peer-reviewed scientific research from the last 50 years in drafting the new rules...

  19. It could have been worse by aaronwormus · · Score: 1

    at least he didn't dive to avoid hitting Uranus

    1. Re:It could have been worse by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      at least he didn't dive to avoid hitting Uranus

      Think what he might have done if someone had projected goatse on his windscreen when he woke up.

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    2. Re:It could have been worse by swalve · · Score: 2

      That would definitely be a different kind of pitch excursion.

    3. Re:It could have been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are, presumably, aware that you cannot see that planet without a telescope?

      And before you ask, no... I don't have a sense of humor.

    4. Re:It could have been worse by RussR42 · · Score: 1

      I can't wait until 2620 when astronomers will rename Uranus to end that stupid joke forever...

    5. Re:It could have been worse by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      but first we need to send a probe

  20. Uhm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    The only danger in this situation had been the F.O. napping for 75 minutes instead of the maximum 40

    And all the people not wearing seatbelts.

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  21. A little bit of context... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just part of the propaganda wars between Air Canada and the pilots' union. The federal government removed the right to strike, and so members of the union are coming close to wildcat strikes (which are extremely uncommon in Canada, and illegal, I hear they're "the way things work" in the US... big difference in mentality I think). So Air Canada management is trying to paint them in as poor a manner as possible. I haven't read the article(this being Slashdot and all) so I can't tell which side this story is telling, but I'd take it with a grain of salt either way.

    1. Re:A little bit of context... by green1 · · Score: 1

      This is an actual official transport canada incident investigation report with no spin whatsoever concluding the facts of an actual aviation incident in which people were injured. The timing to coincide with the labour dispute is purely coincidence.
      The article goes further than that however and quotes how the pilot's union is pushing for better regulations. so basically the Union has grasped on to this report as an excuse to spin for their agenda.
      As for ""coming close to wildcat strikes" they have actually been ruled by a judge to have already participated in illegal strike action through fake sick calls. so they've already crossed that line.
      Nothing in this article on the management point of view.

    2. Re:A little bit of context... by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I hear they're "the way things work" in the US... big difference in mentality I think

      You would be wrong. They've been illegal in the USA since 1935.

    3. Re:A little bit of context... by jbwolfe · · Score: 1

      True. US aviation labor is governed by Railway Labor Act (http://railwaylaboract.com/airline.labor.relations.htm/ Job actions are illegal until the NMB releases either party to proceed: "As long as the NMB maintains a matter within its mediation jurisdiction, neither labor nor management lawfully are free to engage in self-help, such as by a labor strike or by the implementation of management's proposed rates of pay and working conditions. "

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    4. Re:A little bit of context... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The right to strike is a trivial derivative of our right to peaceably assemble, and the prohibition against involuntary servitude. Any law prohibiting strikes is unconstitutional.

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    5. Re:A little bit of context... by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      While I "feel" the same way, I doubt that holds water in any court of law. Are you aware of any case law that would have set that precedent?

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    6. Re:A little bit of context... by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      I was simply making the point that they are illegal. Laws aren't always Constitutional, but they are still technically laws, even if they aren't (or shouldn't be) enforceable.

  22. Did Gary Larson Predict This? by IonOtter · · Score: 3, Funny
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    1. Re:Did Gary Larson Predict This? by Zarhan · · Score: 1

      It looks more like Don Martin to me...

  23. The real story here is Air Canada's failure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Air Canada has treated its employees so poorly for so long its employees treat their customers in due kind and what should be a pleasant experience (getting out and moving about our wide country) has become as loathsome as riding the Greyhound across the prairies (suicide will enter your mind at least once).

    AC's flight and ground crews have been screwed over by management and government time and again, and they all work too hard for too little (like so many of us, where has our grandparent's Canada gone?). This incident shows what happens when people work too long, for too little.

    But fuck it, West Jet is cheaper anyways...

    1. Re:The real story here is Air Canada's failure. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      West Jet is cheaper anyways...

      Hey there you Anonymous Coward, lemme know how WestJet works for you the next time you want to fly Zurich to Toronto non-stop.

    2. Re:The real story here is Air Canada's failure. by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      Air Canada has treated its employees so poorly for so long its employees treat their customers in due kind

      Weird. I've flown Air Canada many times and never had any complaint about the people on the plane. Being stuck on board for three hours while they changed a wheel, yes, but even when I've been flying cattle class rather than business they've been fine.

    3. Re:The real story here is Air Canada's failure. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      what is pleasant about being herded into a overstuffed tube? your romantic idealism of commercial flight died with propellers and monochrome only film

  24. almost empty by A10Mechanic · · Score: 1

    95 passengers on a 767 means room to stretch out! Unlike the cattle cars I usually have to fly, packed in like kippers. *shakes tiny fist at Delta, Frontier, etc*

  25. Bus Drivers in the Sky by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    Could have happened to anyone.

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  26. The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    There was an oncoming aircraft on the same flight path 1000ft below. The FO was visually searching for that aircraft, saw venus, panicked, and put the aircraft nose-down.

    The captain immediately assumed control of the plane and put the plane nose-up.

    The planes were on the exact same flight path thanks to GPS. They were both depending on the 1000ft difference in altitude to prevent a head-on collision. A better idea is for each plane to offset right of the flight path by 1 mile.

  27. Not Venus, sensationalism at its best by __aazsst3756 · · Score: 5, Informative

    He did not take evasive action to avoid Venus, but did point to Venus and briefly discussed if it was an aircraft when he first woke up. He later made the evasive maneuver when he misjudged the position of another aircraft. The two events are only connected by the fact the pilot was entirely too exhausted.

    1. Re:Not Venus, sensationalism at its best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I heard it, he told the captain "I'm gonna hit Uranus" and the ensuing struggle caused the plane to jostle around a bit. What happens in the cabin STAYS in the cabin.

  28. Serves the injured passengers good by acid06 · · Score: 1

    The "fasten seatbelt" lights are on for good reason: if the airpline suddenly loses altitude, you won't crack your skull on the roof.
    You should avoid spending any time at all without your seatbelts in an airplane because, in some rare occurrences, these drops will happen without any warning at all.

  29. Re:The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collis by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3

    There was an oncoming aircraft on the same flight path 1000ft below. The FO was visually searching for that aircraft, saw venus, panicked, and put the aircraft nose-down.

    Go figure, a groggy pilot's panicked reaction put the plane closer to danger.

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  30. How about a separate bunk? by hawguy · · Score: 2

    Why not have the pilots take their naps in a separate bunk near the crew compartment. It gives them better rest, and the act of climbing out of the bunk and walking to the cockpit gives them time to help shake off the grogginess.

    Or is it better to have them sleep in their seats so they are immediately ready to step in if needed?

    1. Re:How about a separate bunk? by evalf · · Score: 1

      Lots of long haul airliners have a separate bunk, however they are only useable for flights with more than two crew members, as at least two pilots have to be in the flight deck at any time. Most flights under 8 hours only have two pilots, in which case the only option is for the pilots to take turns to rest in their seat if they are too exhausted.

    2. Re:How about a separate bunk? by colonel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The rule in this case is for naps-in-chair to be limited to 40 minutes to prevent slow-wave sleep, longer naps with slow-wave permitted are to be done in a separate bunk. The pilots broke that rule. There are other rules around "recovery period" between sleep and flying.

    3. Re:How about a separate bunk? by blackicye · · Score: 1

      Why not have the pilots take their naps in a separate bunk near the crew compartment. It gives them better rest, and the act of climbing out of the bunk and walking to the cockpit gives them time to help shake off the grogginess.

      Or is it better to have them sleep in their seats so they are immediately ready to step in if needed?

      Additionally why not have a third pilot for flights that are so long that two professionally trained pilot have problems staying awake or maintaining alertness during the flight?

      The reduction in insurance premiums should almost offset the salaries of the additional pilot.

    4. Re:How about a separate bunk? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      What happens if there is a failure in an engine that makes the aircraft pitch or roll violently? Anyone not in the cockpit is not going to get there. The issue with this incident was the FO was awakened gently and reacted to a situation he thought he understood. That is very different than awakening in a pitching/rolling aircraft with warning buzzers going off and the Captain yelling orders at you. Under those conditions one becomes awake almost instantly as the adrenaline kicks in. One may be disoriented for a few seconds but nowhere near as long as a gentle awakening.

      I have a similar experience. My alarm clock has two modes to wake me up. One is the sound of a water flowing over rocks. It wakes me up generally quite well. In that mode it usually take me 10 minutes to get fully awake.I can if I want turn that alarm off and go back to sleep. The other mode is a very obnoxious buzzer that I only use if I have to get up early. When that thing goes off I am awake in about 5 seconds and I can not get back to sleep. Adrenaline is a powerful thing.

    5. Re:How about a separate bunk? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The real solution here is an in flight EEG. If you start emitting delta waves, indicating deeper sleep, it wakes you up.

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  31. Venus is very bright right now by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    Considering that Venus is right now very very bright this is not that surprising. Also Venus is standing unusually high in the sky in evenings.

    Common sense should let people keep their safety belts on anyway.

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    1. Re:Venus is very bright right now by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      A few weeks ago when Jupiter was nearby in the sky... they formed quite an eye-catching pair. :)

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    2. Re:Venus is very bright right now by SilverJets · · Score: 1

      That's probably Jupiter you are looking at. Venus is close to the horizon.

    3. Re:Venus is very bright right now by bytesex · · Score: 1

      No, it's the other way 'round. Jupiter is the faint one, Venus is the bright one.

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    4. Re:Venus is very bright right now by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That is usually true, but perhaps you should goolge :D
      Right now the brightest star on the firmament is Venus and it is high over the horizon till after midnight (which is indeed very unusual).

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  32. Mandatory sleep information by manu0601 · · Score: 2

    We cannot have laws against sleeping, as it is a natural need. However we could improve safety by giving customers more information.

    For instance, a law could force airlines company to tell customers how many hours a week the pilot worked, and how many flight he did in a row. That would help us avoiding pilots made dangerous by insane airline work policy.

    1. Re:Mandatory sleep information by PPH · · Score: 1

      a law could force airlines company to tell customers how many hours a week the pilot worked,

      Right. I think I'll be getting off this plane now. Just pull over right up ahead and I'll catch another ride.

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    2. Re:Mandatory sleep information by colonel · · Score: 1

      The rule in this case was that the flight crew was supposed to notify the cabin crew of the start and end of any naps so they can act as a secondary check against going over the time limits -- that required notification didn't take place on this flight. There were several sleep-related breeches of airline policy cited in the report.

      http://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/rapports-reports/aviation/2011/a11f0012/a11f0012.asp

    3. Re:Mandatory sleep information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We cannot have laws against sleeping, as it is a natural need.

      I tried this at my job, but it didn't go over so well

    4. Re:Mandatory sleep information by blackicye · · Score: 1

      We cannot have laws against sleeping, as it is a natural need. However we could improve safety by giving customers more information.

      For instance, a law could force airlines company to tell customers how many hours a week the pilot worked, and how many flight he did in a row. That would help us avoiding pilots made dangerous by insane airline work policy.

      We don't need to have laws against sleeping on the job.

      Because generally when you do it, you tend to get terminated. :P

    5. Re:Mandatory sleep information by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The actual cause of the maneuver was disorientation. Not the "where am I" kind, but the inability to find the horizon at night over the ocean (unless the moon is out, is essentially impossible, the only clue is on a cloudless night when one can barely make out the line where the stars stop, which isn't as easy as it sounds. He mistook the horizon to be lower than it was, appearing to put them on a collision course with the approaching aircraft. That happens even when unimpaired. Whether sleep was a factor is questionable, but it's the only visible breach in protocol, so it's getting all the attention. The "solution" is to have a HUD project the artificial horizon on the window to prevent such errors. That's impractical, so the solution will be the pilots and regulators bickering over nap times.

  33. Please read the actual report. by colonel · · Score: 5, Informative

    Please, please, please -- there are tons of very well-considered safety points in the real report, and the linked articles are very very very wrong.

    http://www.tsb.gc.ca/eng/rapports-reports/aviation/2011/a11f0012/a11f0012.asp

    To quote:

    At 0155, the captain made a mandatory position report with the Shanwick Oceanic control centre. This aroused the FO. The FO had rested for 75 minutes but reported not feeling altogether well. Coincidentally, an opposite–direction United States Air Force Boeing C–17 at 34 000 feet appeared as a traffic alert and collision avoidance system (TCAS) target on the navigational display (ND). The captain apprised the FO of this traffic.

    Over the next minute or so, the captain adjusted the map scale on the ND in order to view the TCAS target 5 and occasionally looked out the forward windscreen to acquire the aircraft visually. The FO initially mistook the planet Venus for an aircraft but the captain advised again that the target was at the 12 o'clock position and 1000 feet below. The captain of ACA878 and the oncoming aircraft crew flashed their landing lights. The FO continued to scan visually for the aircraft. When the FO saw the oncoming aircraft, the FO interpreted its position as being above and descending towards them. The FO reacted to the perceived imminent collision by pushing forward on the control column. The captain, who was monitoring TCAS target on the ND, observed the control column moving forward and the altimeter beginning to show a decrease in altitude. The captain immediately disconnected the autopilot and pulled back on the control column to regain altitude. It was at this time the oncoming aircraft passed beneath ACA878. The TCAS did not produce a traffic or resolution advisory.

    1. Re:Please read the actual report. by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      At 0155, the captain made a mandatory position report with the Shanwick Oceanic control centre

        This aroused the FO.

      Does anyone else find this to be a bit creepy? I mean, did the guy wake up and say "ooh, baby, I love the way you gave that position report". (Or did they mean it "roused" the FO?)

    2. Re:Please read the actual report. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      arouse/rouz/
      Verb:
      Evoke or awaken (a feeling, emotion, or response): "something about the man aroused the guard's suspicions".
      Excite or provoke (someone) to anger or strong emotions: "an ability to influence the audience and to arouse the masses".
      Synonyms:
      rouse - wake - awake - awaken - excite - waken - provoke

  34. Cockpit Voice Recorder by PPH · · Score: 1

    Obi-wan voice: "That's no moon! Its a ..."

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    1. Re:Cockpit Voice Recorder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rocky inner planet?

    2. Re:Cockpit Voice Recorder by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Obi-wan voice: "That's no moon! Its a ..."

      Dear passengers, we are flying over Christmas Islands right now...

  35. overcompensation? by dango8yababy · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or does is sound like the PIC's action of pulling back so rapidly was a bigger problem than the initial mistake? In his correction, he overshot the assigned altitude by as much as the initial descent went under it. It really just sounds to me like everyone was just having a bad night. Any flight you can walk away from, though...

    1. Re:overcompensation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FO was diving towards an oncoming plane. Dead-on head-on collision as both were on the same airway with GPS accuracy with only a 1000ft of altitude difference to separate them.
      Each plane should offset to the right of the airway by one mile....

  36. After naptime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    After naptime, you cannot fly the plane for 20 minutes, period. When you want to perform a violent maneuver, you shall consult the person to your right or left and get agreement first.

  37. An antenna outside an office window... by Thagg · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to fly my lightplane back and forth from my home in the San Francisco Bay Area to my Los Angeles office on the fourth floor of a building in Hollywood.

    There was an antenna across the street that looked exactly like the profile of an airplane heading toward us. Whenever I was walking down the hall and would glance out the window, I would see that and immediately, uncontrollably, startle. When you see a plane that close you literally have a second or two to make a decision, and it becomes a reflex to act immediately. Now, walking down the hall of a building no reaction is actually called for; but it didn't stop me from jumping!

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    1. Re:An antenna outside an office window... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to fly my lightplane back and forth from my home in the San Francisco Bay Area to my Los Angeles office on the fourth floor of a building in Hollywood.

      You could land your plane on the fourth floor of a building? Damn, you're a good, no, great, pilot!

  38. Only 16 injured but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    80+ more completely scared more than they have ever been in their entire lives.

    I did not know that a planes controls would have that quick of an impact to cause that many injuries. I've been on a flight that dropped suddenly for about 2 seconds and people hit the ceiling or landed on the seat back, quite a few flights where we were just about weightless and people were screaming but no one came out of their seats and I've also had a freak quick rolling which caused me to smack my head on the side of the plane from the aisle seat on a J41 turboprop commuter even with my seatbelt on (there are only 2 seats on that side but that's still pretty far.). All of those were turbulence though.

    I hate flying. It used to not bother me at all. I started working at a major airline and was flying almost daily for a few years and I got gradually more nervous as time went on. After leaving the airline (I didn't leave because of the flying fear), I was still flying occasionally at my new job. My fear and stress gradually got to the point I would get nervous and sick a few days before a flight and was close to having panic attacks. My fear and stress eventually peaked and now I'm working my way back down to where it doesn't really bother me much anymore. I still get nervous and stressed out but nothing really bad. My current job has me flying about once a month, that seems like a perfect interval to keep me active and used to it but not too much that I get too stressed. Its amazing our how little control we can have over our thoughts and fears.

  39. New regulations on the way by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    New regulations are expected after it was revealed that the pilot in fact knew it was the planet Venus but the mushrooms he had taken had just kicked in and he was afraid of hitting the planet. New regulations will restrict the use of mushrooms to really long and boring daytime flights

  40. USA TSA Scientists to the Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At a secret location deep within an aricraft hanger at Dulles Int. Airpot, VA, TSA's Crack 'Cocaine' Scientists are very busy at work on a technological solution to the 'Bad Pilot' senerio made so popular by recent 00's American Presidents.

    Using radar technology and interferometric alorithms (not Al Gore rithems) the TSA Science Team made a stupindous breakthroug, yes ... er .. no .. not the molistation of airline passangers at the air terminal gates spread far and wide across the US, but, and a dam big Butt at that, a means to kill without attribution, airline pilots.

    As every American citizen knows, the TSA considers American citizans, other than the TSA and their Congress members who they pay lots of cash to and of course the Cabinet Officals and secertaries and prostitudes and drug deals, as the Enemy #1 of, well -- them, and the US, in general, on a rather lower secondary threat level, so there. Furthermore, a technology to kill the pilot will kill hundreds of American citizens, which the TSA views as the greatest acheivement possible toward fulling their Constitutional Fortress bequifed by the US Congress and the President Geroge W. Bush, extended by President Obama, of Preserving the Prurity of the TSA Precious Bodilly Fluids. :P TSA baffoon boffins

  41. In Soviet Russia by Roachie · · Score: 1

    Pilot snoozes on YOU!

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  42. Oh Air Canada by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    Hurry up and implode already so we can get some actual competition and competitive prices.

  43. It Worked! by mikeplokta · · Score: 3, Funny

    The good news is that the evasive action was successful, and the plane did not hit Venus.

  44. Of course Venus is evil. by formfeed · · Score: 2

    I'd be more suspicious of Venus... clearly it was trying to take down a passenger aircraft

    And Venus is the morning star, also known as Lucifer.

  45. Nothing is permitted to ensue but hijinks by ffflala · · Score: 1

    Please take note! Only hijinks can ensue. Nothing else can ensue, ever. Including injuries. Even if injuries do *technically* ensue, please use a different word to describe the phenomenon.

  46. This might be an obvious question but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the planet Venus doing in our airspace?

  47. It was not Venus ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it was an UFO ...

  48. That's no plane! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Ground: "Relax, it's only a UFO"

  49. Mistaking Pluto for a Planet by Tablizer · · Score: 0

    I declared once that Pluto was a planet, and the Astronomical Society injured me.

  50. Is it Venus or a USAF flight? by kbreak · · Score: 2

    I want my pilot(s) to react automatically and fast in all situations. If that FO was right, and the C-17 was in their path, he would be a hero instead of a dimwit. I will gladly fly with him. He's safe.

    1. Re:Is it Venus or a USAF flight? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      He didn't mistake Venus for a plane, but found the correct plane and mistook the horizon level such that he put the planes on a collision course to avoid a collision. Still feel safe with him?

  51. pp. 169-170 by pepax · · Score: 1

    I think those are the ones that the parent meant. Gives you some idea of what kind of situation it must have been!

  52. Sleep cylces don't compute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do the regulations specify a max nap time of 40 mins to avoid "deeper" sleep? Assuming a canonical 90 min sleep cycle you are much more likely to be in N3 sleep after 40 mins than after 75. If they want to avoid pilots waking during SWS they should either mandate naps to be less than 25 mins or more than 60.

  53. Yes IT is A FUCKING BAD THING by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    You are an idiot or just didn't bother to read the facts. The FO was avoiding a REAL plane that was flying BELOW them by DIVING! Can you see a problem with that? Don't just read the headline and think you know anything. The FO took the plane out of safety INTO danger because he wrongly presumed a plane he had been told was safely below them to be on the same level. This is BAD and why procedures matter so fucking much. Countless crashes and subsequent loss of life have been caused by pilots mis-interpreting situations and then wrong correcting for them rather then first trying to determine what is really going on. If the captain had not interrupted the dive, it might have caused a collision because now both aircraft were on the same level rather then the 1000 feet separation demanded for safety.

    Maybe it would be smart to not allow pilots to nap in the pilot seat and to do a mandatory 5 minute exercise before returning to the controls. And to have three pilots as standard so one can sleep, stretch his/her legs and two are always operating the aircraft. Oh wait, then you might have to pay more! Can't have that can we.

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  54. Re:The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collis by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    There was an oncoming aircraft on the same flight path 1000ft below.

    I was going to call bullshit, but apparently not; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduced_Vertical_Separation_Minima

    What could possibly go... Oh, wait.

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  55. You may laugh, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think what would have happened if the pilot had collided with Venus.

  56. Re:No seatbelts? - totally irrelevant by baileydau · · Score: 1

    If the seatbelt light was on and the passengers were injured from not wearing their seatbelt, then it's their own fault. The seabelt sign IS A LAWFUL ORDER from the flight crew. They need to STFU.

    The seatbelt sign is totally irrelevant to this.

    It *wasn't* on "on the off chance we need to take evasive action" It was purely coincidental. The sign may have helped reduce the number of injuries, but that's about it.

    Now if they were hurt because of turbulence or something, well that is a different scenario.

    PS We flew Air Canada (to Canada of all places) from Australia recently. We spent an inordinate amount of time with the seatbelt sign on. It really wasn't that rough. When you have the sign on too long, well people just *have* to get up and about for various reasons. It is going to happen.

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  57. Monty Python has prior art ... by IwantToKeepAnon · · Score: 1
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  58. It's always Venus by AshFan · · Score: 1

    No other object as been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus. Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare seeing is believing?

  59. That was close, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the heroic Canuck hadn't have taken evasive action, his plane would have collided with Venus and they ALL would have been dead!!
    It's better to maybe bump your head a little, eh? Still make it home for Kraft Dinner, guy.

  60. Imagine if it had been Uranus he was looking at... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it would have been worse.

  61. WHAT??? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    You are telling me we give these guys permissions to nap in their seats while operating an aircraft?
    WTF? When is it ever ok to fall asleep on the job?, less hours, shifts with the co pilot or something...
    I do not understand the story being what it is, if they are allowed 45 minutes, 46 minutes makes it a fine for them?
    Who keeps count....is there a stop watch somewhere, or hidden cameras?

    1. Re:WHAT??? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The two choices are to ban sleeping, so that they fly tired and impaired, or you allow sleeping under some situations so that at landing (the risky part) they are more alert. The experts have indicated that allowing sleeping is safer than requiring consciousness for the entirety of long flights.

    2. Re:WHAT??? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      But we know there are 2 pilots,m the main and the co....could they not shift out, set the pilot to sleep for 3 hours, then the copilot for 3, etc...?
      I am no expert but the buddy system allows you a little leeway?

    3. Re:WHAT??? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      If cost isn't an object, they could have multiple sets of crew, and swap them with one set for takeoff and one for landing. But in keeping cost conscious, they want two pilots at the controls at all times, and want the number of pilots to be the minimum practical. The experts decided that sleeping in the chair for two pilots is sufficient.

    4. Re:WHAT??? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      but my point was .....at the same time???

  62. UFOs by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Pilots have mistaken Venus for a UFO many times. Some have even mistaken the MOON for a UFO (either in clouds or while drunk).
    I can see how one could mistake Venus for the landing lights of an aircraft several miles away, but how long would it take to realize that it WASN'T MOVING?

    1. Re:UFOs by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The problem is that if you see a light that's NOT MOVING, unless it is a planet it means you're on a collision course. If it's moving and you're not already ridiculously close, you're not on a collision course and don't need to do anything.

  63. Re:Imagine if it had been Uranus he was looking at by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    You mean Urectum?

  64. Re:The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collis by s122604 · · Score: 1

    Agreed. That's what I was thinking when I read this article: two planes, out over the atlantic, passing directly over/under each other with a thousand feet to spare, WHY?

    Not a pilot here, but I would assume that over the atlantic there is more than enough room for planes to be offset both horizontally and vertically. Seems like in that airspace there is no reason to allow one unforeseen maneuver put people so close to a collision.

  65. Golly! by Wain13001 · · Score: 1

    Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!

    1. Re:Golly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely, you can't be serious!

  66. Re:The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking.": Spock has a breakthrough on the problems with Khan's military tactics.

  67. Venus ? UFO ? Plane ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is probably the same type of "Pilot" that is referenced when the subject of UFO's comes up...

  68. Asleep in the cockpit is definitely a bad thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ask my grandfather.... oops you can't, he's dead.

    BTW, I hope I die peacefully in my sleep too. Not screaming in terror like all his passengers did.

  69. Re:The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collis by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Why?

    GPS lays out the most direct route. That route is processed through very expensive software that predicts the most optimum flightpath accounting for winds, temperatures and the optimum speeds for the airframe and engines. Airframes and engines tending to be very similar, and the winds being the same for everyone, and everyone wants to depart at 6pm (right after their last meeting), and arrive ASAP, planes tend to get bunched up.

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  70. passengers' faults by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    the only thing that was wrong here is that the passengers weren't wearing a seatbelt when they were told to be wearing one.

    there is absolutely nothing wrong with an experienced pilot choosing to take a sudden action to a perceived immediate threat. the entire point is to not think it through, because there may not be enough time.

    to suddenly drop the aircraft by 400 feet, with thousands of feet to go isn't dangerous (functioning aircraft presumed). It's even within normal altitudes bands.

    I don't think anyone would have preferred no action taken to a perceived threat.

    so, no seatbelt, no safety. big surprise. I hope those were mostly u.s. and zurich passengers, I don't want to believe that my fellow canadians would avoid wearing seatbelts just for fun.

    1. Re:passengers' faults by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Same as car crashes. I wish it had been a "seatbelt" message rather than "paparazzi are evil" message when Princess Di died. There were 4 people in the car. One with a seatbelt, and 3 without. One person in the car lived, 3 did not. Care to guess what the division was?

  71. Re:The captain pulled up sharply to AVOID a collis by s122604 · · Score: 1

    All I'm saying is that if the gps, or whatever is guiding the plane is smart enough to offset the planes in altitude, coils it not also offset them laterally by a few thousand feet

  72. No insurance pay outs then ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    'Fourteen passengers and two crew were hurt, and seven needed hospital treatment. None were wearing seat belts, even though the seat-belt sign was on.'

    The injuries were self-inflicted. That "put your seat belt on, NOW" warning sign which is visible from every passenger seat, is installed, wired up and tested to communicate the message that you should, doh!, put your seat belt on, NOW. Not in ten minutes ; not when you feel it convenient ; not if your horoscope says beware of seagull shit. It means, approximately, "put your seat belt on, NOW."

    Most of the time when I fly (I've had my flight to work bumped three times this week already), then not wearing the seatbelt is an unemployment offence (the flight would have to be turned round and landed as soon as possible). As is listening to an MP3 player (you might miss announcements from the pilots), reading an e-book, having a phone in your pocket (as opposed to hold-baggage).

    Until you grow wings and feathers, flying is fucking dangerous, and should be treated with due respect.

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    1. Re:No insurance pay outs then ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      Where are you flying where they'll turn a flight around for someone not wearing a seatbelt? It doesn't sound like a commercial carrier. First thing that popped into my head is the Shared Services flights in Alaska, a charter operation.

      reading an e-book

      And why is an e-book treated differently from a regular book?

    2. Re:No insurance pay outs then ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Where are you flying where they'll turn a flight around for someone not wearing a seatbelt?

      To and from work, on various oil rigs for various companies on various continents. The logic is this : you are not on your time ; you are on work's time ; you have been instructed to wear your seatbelt at all times ; you have not complied ; after being requested, once, to don your seatbelt, if you are still not complying then it is obvious that you have developed insanity and are a danger to the crew and rest of the passengers. Flight emergency is declared, it's off to the nearest landing spot and you'll be removed, forcibly if necessary. If you're landed on another oil installation, a coastguard helicopter with police officers will be sent out to collect the lunatic, sedated if necessary.

      It doesn't sound like a commercial carrier.

      The carriers are commercial. They're not serving the general public though. Unless the general public wants to book flights for 12-25 PAX at a time.

      First thing that popped into my head is the Shared Services flights in Alaska, a charter operation.

      No idea. But considering that a forced landing into Central Alaska is likely to be as unwelcome as a forced landing into freezing seawater ... I wouldn't be surprised if they've got pretty strict policies too.

      And why is an e-book treated differently from a regular book?

      e-books typically contain more electronics than ink-on-paper books. Unless you've found an e-book that has been accepted by today's particular carrier as type-safe for today's particular model of aircraft (none have ever been accepted TTBOMK; none have ever been tested TTBOMK. It's expensive.). But even then, it's very unlikely to get past the search before donning your flight suit, because the security guards have big signs saying "no e-books, no MP3s", and that's what they follow. You can try to argue it with them, but they'll spend about 3 seconds on it before asking of you want to remove yourself from the flight. You've lost.

      It's not a democracy. It's work. If you don't like the rules, quit. Decide now because you're holding up the queue of other people joyfully waiting to get to work.

      FWIW, I did get out to work today - after being put back 4 times in the last week. MP3 player in my hold baggage ; Kindle, house keys and mobile phone on the living room table at home. Charlie Stross novel in coat pocket. Clothing that conforms to the "3 Layer Policy" (for in-water insulation, if we go in). A delightful half-hour of videos pre-flight, watched by security guards to make sure we're awake. What to do if the flight crashes. Where and how to deploy the liferafts. It's the sort of thing that makes you ask yourself - "Do I really want to take this flight? Do I really want to do this job?"

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    3. Re:No insurance pay outs then ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The carriers are commercial.

      No, they are charters. "Unless the general public wants to book flights for 12-25 PAX at a time." That's called a "charter" and is not commercial carrier. A commercial carrier is one that operates publicly available flights on set schedules. Just because the pilot is paid doesn't mean it is a commercial carrier.

      And Shared Services is an operation run mainly by BP for getting employees and contractors of oil companies to the oil fields. I'm surprised a roughneck wouldn't have made it up there at some point.

    4. Re:No insurance pay outs then ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      In that case there's no meaningful distinction between charter and commercial carrier. I don't work in the aviation industry and have no interest in it's internal details beyond what I need to know to get me to work. (And I so, so, so hate flying that I really prefer to avoid it for vacations, though the wife differs and is welcome the nightmare of trying to sort out schedules for the vacations she wants us to go on.)

      And Shared Services is an operation run mainly by BP for getting employees and contractors of oil companies to the oil fields. I'm surprised a roughneck wouldn't have made it up there at some point.

      Sort of like they've been running to Baltasound and/ or Scatsta and/ or Sumburgh for the last 30 years, and occasionally run to Donegal and Cork too. The name of the company changes every 3 or 4 years and isn't worth keeping track of. On those services, the general public can get standby tickets. No point in a seat going un-filled, but they're not allowed to compete with the un-subsidised carriers for non-standby traffic. They're fixed-wings ; the helicopters are industry passengers only.

      That said - I'm not a roughneck, along with 94 of the 100 other people on board this rig who aren't roughnecks either. And while I've worked in (at least) 11 countries on three continents, it's just coincidence that I've not yet worked for BP anywhere in the world.

      Oh no, tell a lie - I did some work for BP Venuzuela in 1994.But I never left the office in Aberdeen to do it.

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    5. Re:No insurance pay outs then ... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1
      A charter is a plane that sits idle unless customers contract it. A commercial carrier is a plane that would fly a set route at a time set months in advance for a regular flight, mostly regardless of the number of passengers.

      As for Aberdeen, I worked for Santa Fe International (back before they merged with Global Marine, and then Transocean), but never made it to the Aberdeen office. I heard nothing but bad things about it, mainly from the weather. People would rather work in the Jakarta office (the one most often closed due to civil unrest).

      On those services, the general public can get standby tickets.

      For the reasons you first gave, Shared Services wouldn't take a standby. What do you do if you are half way there and the general public person won't put on his belt? Screw over all the employees who chartered the flight for the one nutcase? For the ones I've dealt with, they pay for the whole plane (every seat, filled or otherwise is bought by the oil company), and they would rather have an empty seat than random Joe sitting in it. When I was a contractor of a contractor, I was unable to get a seat (contractors: ok, sub-sub contractors not allowed).

    6. Re:No insurance pay outs then ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      but never made it to the Aberdeen office. I heard nothing but bad things about it, mainly from the weather. People would rather work in the Jakarta office (the one most often closed due to civil unrest).

      I know what you mean about the weather - though I've lived there by choice for ... 29 years, nearly. My wife, fresh from the frozen wastes of Central Siberia, finds Aberdeen to be uncomfortably cold. Or to be more precise, damp+cool simultaneously, and infuriatingly unpredictable.

      For the reasons you first gave, Shared Services wouldn't take a standby.

      I can see that potentially being a problem. OTOH, since people leaving Aberdeen need to go through the offshore check-in to get to find out if there's a standby (same searches, same liability to a breathalyser (we had 3 people bumped yesterday for failing breath tests ; things seem to be tightening up a lot!) then wait in the offshore terminal (no bar, at all) if you're going to get a flight, there's few drunks even consider trying it. Coming back ... not claiming that Shetlanders are the world's most sober, but with the (present) airport being a half-hour drive from the nearest habitation, and further from a bar ... it doesn't turn out to be a problem.

      Then again, if you were on such a plane and tried arsing around like that with 50-odd (sometimes very odd) hairy-arsed oilfield trash grumpily on their way to work, or joyfully on their way home ... well you might just find that the cabin cameras stop working and you fall down the plane's stairs as often as necessary to make you comply. And if you're mad enough to try it after a gentle talking to, then you are clinically, dangerously insane and will be restrained.

      Oh well, morning call !

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  73. Well .... by Cherubim1 · · Score: 1

    Venus does look really bright in the evening.

  74. Re:No seatbelts? - totally irrelevant by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    The seatbelt sign is irrelevant. If you are sitting, the belt should be on. Period. That not only are you sitting without your belt, but you are also doing so when the "fasten seatbelts" sign is illuminated just proves you a moron.

  75. 5 Years later... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Just for fun:

    Distance from Earth to Venus at closest point: About 38,000,000km
    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_distance_from_Venus_to_earth

    Cruising Speed of a Boeing 767: 858 km/h
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_767

    38 Million km / 858km/h = 44290 h
    44290 h / 24 = 1845d
    1845d / 365 = 5 years.

    So it would take a Boeing 767 cruising at 858 km/h for just over 5 years to reach Venus.

    Which I have to tell you is a lot quicker than I thought it would be, so maybe my math is wrong. Though I am also not taking into consideration gravity, or lack of air, etc...