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  1. Re:Windshield wipers on Thick Dust Alters NASA Mars Rover Plans · · Score: 1

    In hungarian; "I will not buy this solar panel; it is scratched."

  2. Re:Don't forget IR on Avoiding Facial Recognition of the Future · · Score: 2

    Worse, no one here has read Douglas Adams' description of the Somebody Else's Problem!

  3. Re:Ken Murray's blog on How Doctors Die · · Score: 1

    So you're saying that Caffeine is a bit like my ex?

  4. Re:Roman steam engine on What If Babbage Had Succeeded? · · Score: 1

    Well... this little movie bit would have taken longer, that's for sure!

  5. Re:If it landed inside Italy ... on NASA To Investigate Mysterious 'Space Ball' · · Score: 2

    and start a religion, touched by His noodly appendage!

  6. Re:It's worse in the grammar department on The Curious Case of Increasing Misspelling Rates On Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Don't get me started on Uncle Jack whom I needed to help of his horse!

  7. Proof that the realm of K'n-yan really exists! on New Kind of Metal Theorized To Be In the Earth's Lower Mantle · · Score: 1

    May I quote an ethnologist : "Through a talisman made of a strange metal given to him by a local chieftain, he unearths a strange cylinder made of the same unidentifiable metal full of hideous engravings and strange hieroglyphics."

  8. Re:I encode my email with ROT13 on Do Slashdotters Encrypt Their Email? · · Score: 1

    Zr gb!

  9. Re:If the Force from Star Wars is a religion on Czech Nationwide Census Shows Jump In Jedi Knights · · Score: 4, Funny
    You misspelled profit! Here, I corrected it for you:

    then that would make George Lucas THE profit in said religion.

  10. Re:so? on Java Apps Have the Most Flaws, Cobol the Least · · Score: 1

    That's END-OF-DISCUSSION. in Cobol for you, dear SIr!

  11. Re:COBOL on Java Apps Have the Most Flaws, Cobol the Least · · Score: 1

    Just wondering, In my general direction?

  12. Re:so? on Java Apps Have the Most Flaws, Cobol the Least · · Score: 5, Funny

    COBOL is written ALL CAPS. That's why it's more stable. The characters don't fall down so easily when they are ALL CAPS. Java has to many funny characters like { and }. They have no stable base and tilt over to easily. Compare { with PERFORM and } with END-PERFORM and you know enough!

  13. Re:COBOL on Java Apps Have the Most Flaws, Cobol the Least · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me, an old Cobol fart, just answer by repeating: "As if requirements never change".

  14. Re:There are real problems on Red Cross Debates If Virtual Killing Violates International Humanitarian Law · · Score: 2

    Second, it would lead us to this. Do we really want it to happen? I say the Red Cross must be stopped!

  15. Re:Strange animal on Book Review: Head First HTML5 Programming · · Score: 1

    Come on, the name of the series was a dead giveaway!

  16. Re:AI on Genome Researchers Have Too Much Data · · Score: 1

    That's what you think, but honestly, we just hacked most of it together with perl.

  17. Re:Wait till the TSA hears about this on iPhone Auto-Combusts On Australian Airplane · · Score: 1

    First they came for the Spinal Tap drummers, but I said nothing, for...

  18. Re:Glowing red and emitting smoke? on iPhone Auto-Combusts On Australian Airplane · · Score: 3, Funny

    I put on my robe and wozards ha... hold on...

  19. Re:Yes, it should be published on Paper On Super Flu Strain May Be Banned From Publication · · Score: 1

    If you have access to a big enough margin to write down your truly marvelous truth ... If not, it can take a while.

  20. Re:Sometimes they get it right on EU Approves Unified Full Body Scanner Regulations · · Score: 1

    Eh? It's the other way round I'm afraid. The french were heavily influenced by what happened in America. Check the dates!

  21. Re:Dibs! on Canary Islands Eruption Could Create New Land · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cunning use of flags? The captain's name was Baldrick?

  22. Re:This is not a good advertisement on Airline to Offer In-Flight Adult Movies · · Score: 1

    Ah, bestiality!

  23. Re:Well on Spotted Horses May Have Roamed Europe 25,000 Years Ago · · Score: 1

    In ancient times...
    Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
    Lived a strange race of people... the Druids

    No one knows who they were or what they were doing
    But their legacy remains
    Hewn into the living rock... Of Stonehenge

    Well... now we know what the Druids were doing. They were painting horses!

  24. Re:on the plus side on When Geeks Meet, Are They More Likely To Have Autistic Kids? · · Score: 1

    Don't forget easy immunity for swine flu (last tweet actually)! Though perhaps the neighbours might complain.

  25. Re:At long last... on Censored Religious Debate Video Released After Public Outrage · · Score: 1

    Perl to the rescue!

    sh-4.1$ perl -e 'use Date::Calc qw/Delta_Days/; print Delta_Days(2011,10,12,2011,11,3)'
    22

    22 sleepless nights!