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  1. Darwin said it best on We Are All Nerds Now · · Score: 1

    Life itself is bound by the rule. The rule is, "Survival of the fittest". In this time of technology, the fittest are those with strong intellect. Those with strong intellect are, in many cases, classified into a group generally known as the Nerd. As it stands, though I have no official numbers on this, I am forced to make the assumtion that approximatly three fifths of the population in highly developed parts of the world, (e.g. Japan, United States, U.K.) are, in fact nerds. "Only the nerds survive"

  2. Another direction on Linux-powered Mobile Cocktail Mixer · · Score: 1

    I tried to make mine with Visual Basic under Windows ME. Now I drink a lot...

  3. Re:My prediction on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    My prediction is that 90% of the posts will be smarmy comments about Gates "640k" comment.

    Ah yes, yet another computing prediction that never happened. (As of this writing, there are only two other posts that contain the string "640k")

  4. Re:so what? on Will FCC Regulate Internet Phone Calls? · · Score: 1

    What about we INCREASE spending on both military and social programs and just enlarge the national debt? That way, everyone's happy, and we can declare bankruptsy or get our grandkids (hey, they'll be rich, right?) to deal with the issue in 50 years time - by which time I hope to be long gone.

    Thank you, Mr. Bush...

  5. Re:This is the end! on Lost Disney Rides Recreated in CGI · · Score: 1

    ie wouldn't work because of the plugin patent infringment thing. And even if it did, I could see some new "Disneyland" exploit being found or you being forced to install some "Disneyland IE Toolbar" spyware program.

    I wonder what would happen if Disneyland was Slashdotted while people were on the ride?

    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all
    It's a small world after all

  6. Re:Ironic, don't you think? on Attacking the Spammer Business Model · · Score: 1

    Sorting through a pile of junk to get the stuff you're looking for.

    that's exactly the situation in my bedroom

  7. Re:For spam that wants you to call a 1-800 number on Attacking the Spammer Business Model · · Score: 1

    I can do more evil. Get the number from a WHOIS lookup of the DNS the spam originated from. That's where you send the 200+ page fax.

  8. Re:Proposal on Attacking the Spammer Business Model · · Score: 1

    just put the spammer's email address on /.'s front page in big bold letters that say "CLICK HERE!!!"

    that's it, we'll slashdot the spammers

  9. Faster analog-to-digital conversion? on UIUC Creates World's Fastest Transistor Again · · Score: 1
    Faster transistors would enable the creation of faster computers and video games, more flexible and secure wireless communications systems, and more rapid analog-to-digital conversion for use in radar and other electronic combat systems.
    You could also just double the number of DACs in the system. The system would work a bit like this:

    1. Lets assume, for this example, that the DAC's resolution is 1 MHz. But you need 2 MHZ of resolution.

    2. Get two DACs and send the same analog signal to both. Set the DACs to both sample, but only one at a time.

    3. According to my math, each DAC will be sampling 10,000 times per second or 0.0001 or a second for each sample. DAC 1 will take a sample, then DAC will take another sample 0.00005 of a second latter, followed by DAC 1 again another 0.00005 of a second later and so on. In other words, multitask the sampling across two DACs. This can be expanded to use as many DACs as needed to get whatever resolution needed, all without have to spend millions of dollars developing a 500 GHz transister.

    4. Profit!!!

    You don't need faster transisters, just more of them.
  10. controlling a robotic arm? on Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new quadriplegic-cybernetic overlords.

  11. Re:Well... on Killing Cancer With a Virus · · Score: 1

    If you released the virus under the GPL, wouldn't the SCO claim that they own part of the DNA?

    [smack!!!]

    Okay, okay... no more SCO jokes...

  12. Re:Upgrading is easy... on How Not To Install Computer Hardware · · Score: 1

    What about using a hammer to mount the CPU? (Or just about anything else in the case for that matter?)

  13. Re:ram drive on The Cost of Distributed Client Computing? · · Score: 1
    2. Later you'd get actual translations of the messages. Who could predict the value of alien wisdom and folly?

    As someone once said...

    The only sure sign of intelligent life is that none of it has tried to visit us.
  14. Not sure about screening, but prevention is good.. on Ultimate Caller ID Screeners? · · Score: 1

    I've tried many methods of screening telemarketing calls, but the tried and true method is prevention. Why screen if they don't call? You thought it was myth. They thought it was legend. I present to you the Blotto Box...

  15. Missing some info on What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Scroll Lock was also used by a DOS TSR known as ANSI. When loaded, it allowed scrolling of the entire screen history when the Scroll Lock was on. When you dir a huge folder, you could hit scroll lock and use the arrow keys to navigate the entire list of files. More useful than dir /p...

    The Print Screen/SysRq key was used in Dos to send the current screen of text directly to lpt1: (your printer), hence the name "Print Screen". In Windows (all the way back to Windows 3.x), Print Screen executes a screen capture (without the mouse cursor) and puts it on the clipboard. Alt+PrintScreen copies just the current window.

    In addition to what was said in the article about Pause/Break, pressing it _during_ a dir or other scrolling text operation will halt the screen. (This includes during booting before the OS loads.) Press any key to continue.

    As for the `/~ key? Still haven't found a useful function for it other than typing a ` or a ~.

    And the |? That one serves just about the same purpose to me as the "Context Menu" button on many newer keyboards, which is to say, none.

  16. Re:Time to go. on EFF Reviews 5 Years Under The DMCA · · Score: 1

    [blockquote][i]A civillian can purchase a fully automatic firearm provided he undergoes an FBI background check, gets fingerprinted, and pays the $250 per year license fee. It is perfectly legal (in the US) for any law abiding civillian to own a machine gun. It's been this way since 1934.[/i][/blockquote] If a similar law was written for software, you'd require a license and background check to purchase PCAnywhere (Symantec). [blockquote][i]No program in and of itself should be illegal. It shuold only be illegal if one uses them in a manner that is, well illegal. You should be able to create any virus, trojan or system hijacker you wish, as soon as you use them on someone else's system is when you cross the line.[/i][/blockquote] Anybody remember SubSeven 2.1 for Windows 98? (Probably not, everybody here uses Linux) Anyway, for those of you who don't know, this program was classified as a virus by many virus scanners as it was originally designed for malicious intent. I found, however, that it was basically a free version of PCAnywhere. I specifically had it installed in several of the machines at work so I could easily do system maintanance. I had quite a few, often unhelpful, co-workers who refused to let me at their machines to update something or another. Only problem was that SubSeven server will not run under Windows 2000, and I found that out after installing Windows 2000 on all of the machines.

  17. What is USB? on USB 2 Devices Not Necessarily High-Speed · · Score: 0, Troll

    I recently bought a UBS 2.0 Mouse and I just realized the plug doesn't fit any of my IEEE 1394 ports. Is there some sort of adapter I can make out of paperclips and tinfoil?

  18. Wanna stop spam? on Building Better Spam · · Score: 1

    Why not make spamming a "truely" ligitimate advertising form and regulate it like they do on television, radio, newspapers, and billboards? The Federal Trade Commission requires, among other things that advertiser cannot misrepresent the product advertised. The only pill I know of that can enlarge my penis is viagra, and that's only on a temporary basis.

  19. I've been affected by this on Network Solutions Settles With FTC · · Score: 2, Informative

    I administrate the website for my company and I have actually received notices the the domain was about to expire. The first one scared me, but I check the records of when I registered the name and found the email to be incorrect.

  20. the twelve oclock effect on US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline · · Score: 3, Funny

    i wonder what would happen if you called Time in New York right after the power came back on... "At the tone, Eastern standard time will be, 12:00 Exactly... BEEP "At the tone, Eastern standard time will be, 12:00 Exactly... BEEP "At the tone, Eastern standard time will be, 12:00 Exactly... BEEP" Click

  21. Re:Doesn't sound like propaganda to me on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 1

    Jokes refering to the old 1984 book are so double plus ungood...

  22. Damnit... on Microsoft wants Automatic Update for Windows · · Score: 1

    Whoops, I accidently blocked http://v4.windowsupdate.microsoft.com at my firewall. Oh well...

  23. all those poor people on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    All those poor people that can't read slashdot... Won't somebody please think of the childeren???

  24. Re:What about the diesel supply? on Power Outages Strike East Coast · · Score: 1

    The diesel pumps are powered by diesel generators

  25. Re:Bizarre sequences of random numbers on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 2, Funny

    here you go... totally random... type your credit card number and social security number into the forum. wait a couple of months. then look at the dollar amounts on your credit statement...