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Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed
unassimilatible writes: "The Boston Globe is reporting that Cyberkinetics Inc. is about to ask federal regulators for permission to start testing a device that would enable paralyzed people to control computers directly with their brains or possibly help them move their limbs. Initially, the device, implanted into the brains of paralyzed people, will help them control a cursor on a screen or play video games. Researchers believe the technology could one day enable paralyzed people to type, control lights and heating controls, maneuver wheelchairs, or even manipulate robotic arms. I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004."
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As soon as I am able to hack into the chips I will have my army of paral....no wait, that would be worthless.
So, let's say for conviencence and ease, these things are implanted in the head and they go wireless to the remote motors.
:)
Now, further, let's say we can hijack that signal.
Personally, I'm hoping EVERYONE gets on of these.
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I claimed I could beat the smartest man in the world at unreal tourney.
Now they have to go and take that from me.
Now, sharks can control those laser beams on their heads too!
[I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
I, for one, welcome our new cybernetic paraplegic overlords.
That Stephen Hawking is a QuakeMaster!
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
Whew.... Thank God. For a minute there I thought you were gonna say something else.
- Novell patents neuron, sells patent to SCO on the cheap; SCO sues Cyberkinetics for using SCO intellectual property in product.
- Cyberkinetics awards Oracle contract to keep track of individual "Social Security - Media Access Control" addresses of devices in anticipation of federal mandate to implant device in all newborns
I claim first use of "Error No. 0B" - or "No. 0B error." It'll be the new ID 10T!
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
I didn't realize that you meant playing AGAINST Hawking at first, and I got an image in my head of a polygonal guy in a wheelchair with a robotic arm holding a monstrous gun zipping all over the screen. It made me chuckle.
I look forward to playing Duke Nukem Forever against Terry Schiavo.
I'll let you decide why that will never happen.
Lisa, are you done playing with your robot friend?
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Why only paralysed people? Why can't I have a cortical link? IMHO, all current computer I/O devices SUCK. Screens are limited. Keyboards are pain. And don't get me started on mice! I hate having to sit at my desk to use the computer. Why can't I pace up and down the room?
...the risks involved with putting the device in one's skull. It sounds like a very course cursor control. If it could allow typing or environmental controls, it would be worth it, but until then, stick with the monkeys.
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
w3rd.
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
This isn't entirely a "twitch" game anymore. It's his brain power against your finger power.
You're all screwed.
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I always thought Half-Life protagonist Gordon Freeman bore a slight resemblance to Hawking.
I wouldn't want to play him though; I get Pwn3d enough as it is...
Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
Combine it with perhaps a P7 glove and you'll never need a mouse and keyboard every again! The hand controls movement and the headset controls all the little things like switches, etc.
you're still paralyzed; i'd rather invest hope in stem cell research that maybe one day will enable you to grow new limbs and nerves.
In CounterStrike, Hawking would be an AWP whore.
Someone needs to frag his ass.
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Although it's only mentioned briefly in the article, I think firing existing muscles would be a lot more natural than robotic or robotic assisted limbs. It would make people feel less awkward in public if they didn't have all of the extra equipment. I guess the muscles would be severely atrophied at first and it would take quite a bit of "working out", but in the long run it seems a lot more natural.
What type of hardware would it take to "fire muscles"? It seems in that case you'd have to run wires to all of the muscles or to the nerve endings connected to the muscles.
First they put it in paralyzed people. Eventually they will put into everyone's brain so that they could read our thoughts. Ashcroft would LOVE that!
Why worry about robotic arms? If they can come up with some sort of tactile feedback system it would be relatively straightforward to use the system as a replacement for the defunct nervous system and have the patient control their own limbs.
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So is it hacking or cracking when someone breaks in and overtakes the paralyzed person limbs?
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
I'd think twice before confronting one of the best physicists around. Picture this: Stephen gets tired of being fragged, sits back at his desk for a while and gets back to the action with a new relativistic time-and-space-warping weapon that makes a BFG10K look as dangerous as a water pistol. Scary.
It will happen....
...but it will never be used to help the disabled.
It will be used for porn...
It will be used as a drug...
It will be used for gaming...
Finally, it will be used in business....
They just don't have any economic power.
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now, not only can ten year olds kick my ass in wolfenstein, but so can people who can't even move their bodies. ;)
Hawking vs Davros! Oh yeah...
The winner plays Captain Christopher Pike.
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No one is reading your thoughts and translating them into movement. You get a biofeedback system to you have to be trained to use. And with biofeedback, you get lazy movements of a curser, not fast or precise enough for typing, or much of anything useful. I bet we'll be growing spinal cord before we have a true neural translator that could generate movement from pure thoughts of movement.
Now, further, let's say we can hijack that signal.
Personally, I'm hoping EVERYONE gets on of these. :)
Just really hot chicks. Of course I can't honestly say i've seen many hot handicapped women, I'm sure there are more than a few though.
I'm gonna watch Matrix 3 tomorrow. I'm going to pay plenty of euros for the experience. What should I expect?
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"There's an inserter, a spring-loaded thing, that taps it into the brain with just the right amount of force," said Surgenor in a telephone interview. The wire array will be positioned over one of the areas of the brain known to control motor activity
How long before it is placed over other areas of the brain which generate "mental intentions" (terminology from the article) of, say criminal behavior?
Oh come now, we all know that Stephen Hawking is a fucking QuakeMaster
While I doubt you wrote it yourself, a brilliant and original offtopic troll of the first rank. My hat is off to you.
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These devices have been used and tested since the 1980s. It's old news.
What happens now when they decide they want to use their fun new robot arms to rip people apart?
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Some able-bodies people ask, How come the paralyzed get cybernetic implants, and not me?
Answer: because the implants are dangerous new techologies, so let's begin our experiments with subjects who have so much more to gain, thus less to lose when things go wrong.
-kgj
He thinks in more dimensions than you've got limbs. You'd be toast in a minute.
Lets hope that Gates doesn't get into his head that this is potentially life extending though. Think about it, when you're old and feeble, your drones can have just come off the assembly line. Then again, running Windows on his implants might be fitting punishment.
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Read the comment someone made about sharks with laser beams on their head and it made me think: I wonder if they have developed any of this technology with animal testing. I for one am not only interested in the human aspect, but am also interested in how much capacity an animal would have for learning to control a robotic arm that brings it food or something of that sort.
...if it's against that person's will. It's hacking if you're messing with the code so your quadraplegic pal can throw a 90mph fastball...
Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate.
...but seriously, I can't wait. What geek would *not* love having the fridge door open, a Coke can fly out, and a coaster leaping in the air to catch it? The Cybernetic Force is strong with this one...
Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
Just imagine, you can get computer controlled implants
for your wife or girlfriend or blow-up doll. Then you can
make her breasts as small or large as you like. It would
make the world a better place.
man, I remember when /. used to have news, not yesterdays news, or last weeks for that matter. the stories on here don't even beat CNBC to the punch anymore.
I hope the next story doesn't report we invaded iraq.
My coworker (a Duke alum) told me that the researchers then tied down the monkey's arm and asked it to reach for the food again. The monkey's arm didn't move, but the robotic arm did. I can't find any articles on that, but here's one about some monkey's playing video games just by thinking it. Cool stuff.
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I like it. Sure it's in its infancy now but once they start getting good at this sort of thing it has all kinds of potential, not just for the disabled. Talk about a sweet human computer interface. Does anybody know if they have bi-directional communication on these things yet? But why limit it to human computer interfaces, why not human to human? If it can be used to control it should be able to be used for communication. Or why limit it to an external party how about a self interface. There are a lot of involuntary muscle responses that may not always be the best reaction to a situation, having complete control over ones own body has some interesting potential as well. I just hope they don't use WEP to secure it.
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It's interesting that this article predicted it would take decades for this to happen. http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2000nov/gee20001 117002940.htm
Computer Controls Implants in Wife..
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Has a slightly different meaning for drivers and doctors using this technology.
I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004...
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Why is that informative? It is a JOKE people!! I am suprised these people are not familiar with MCHawking.
play Duke Nukem Forever :)
Word to the wise; the Hawk-man's not a target for the faint of heart. I'll bet you've only read about his scientific achievements. You should read up on how he spends his free time.
He's not the soft-hearted scientist you think he is -- I heard about how he capped a bunch of MIT punks last year in a driveby. Dum-dum clip loaded in his AK-47, bustin out bullets to the beat of the bass... it wasn't a pretty sight for the cleanup crew the next morning.
He'll lay the whole story down for you, here (scroll down to the links for "All My Shootin's be Drivebys").
There are only 10 types of people: those who understand decimal, those who don't, and, uh, 8 other types I forget.
It's things like this that ensure slow, stupid people survive. I am a firm believer in natural selection--I curse the zebra crossings for allowing fat little noisy children to survive--and we are trying to beat it down.
The human race will stop advancing in terms of survival of the fittest. We need to stop letting people live and reproduce that, by natural law, shouldn't. To quote bash.org:
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"Computer Control Implants for the Paralyzed"
But why would I want to control a paralyzed person?
Just look at their Additional applications include the monitoring and treatment of psychiatric diseases
"I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004."
Damn! I didn't realize that skin was out yet.
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There's an anime called Angelic Layer that uses this basic idea and extends it to controlling a small robot fighter in a virtual environment.
There's all sorts of interesting game ideas you could take from this. Of course, as others mentioned, death match FPS will never be the same.
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Paralyzed man controls computer via brain implant
October 26, 1998 8:05 AM PT
By Reuters
ATLANTA -- A paralyzed Georgia man who received a tiny brain implant has become the first human to control a computer using only his thoughts...
Here if you wanna read the rest of it...
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This development will allow them to mount large powerful robotic arms on these platforms.
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I, for one, look forward to playing Stephen Hawking in Unreal Tournament 2004.
Even without control of his legs he would kick your ass.
He has a PhD in pain and a Masters in diaster, the mighty Stephen Hawking is a Quake Master.
Not me, he'd probably start using time-space continuum cheats. :)
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Wait one minute. You're telling me. That if I "happen" go get paralyzed I can sit in a bed the rest of my life, be cleaned by someone else, free room and board, crap yourself, and have no worries.
And play video games?
Sounds pretty tempting.
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Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that I crave Jessica Lynch slash fiction to whack it to when I sneak into the manegement washroom! (Could you also work in the amnesia/brainwashing angle? thx)
Most people are already familiar with MChawking, as that link has been posted on /. before. Its just sill funny.
So, if your thought-controlled cybernetic arm pinches your coworkers butt, are you still guilty of sexual harrassment? "But, your honor, I was only thinking about doing that!" Sounds like a whole new legal can of worms with regards to people being responsible for their actions...
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"Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize a pineal tumor without damaging the parthogenital plate. A subcutaneous microphone will allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain."
"Like, 'raise my left arm'?
"Or 'throw the harpoon.' People are gonna come from all over. This boy's an Eskimo."
-- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension
Imagine a beowolf cluster of these things!
I've read some Mechwarrior books, and there is some kind of technology that allows ppl to pilot the mechs directly by the brain, so this looks very interesting to me.
Tall guy, long reach.
And lose Karma for it.
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I crave for her too.
Actually, I don't know if I would want an amnesia/brainwashing story, though. Getting ass-raped by a bunch of guys could be her secret fantasy that she never dared to reveal to her hubby but which she finally fulfilled in the hot desert of Iraq.
You could make it a double-whammy. First the Iraqis and then the "rescue" mission special ops guys.
I, for one, welcome our new quadriplegic-cybernetic overlords.
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creating the BORG.
I always *did* wonder who would originally create them, now I know, it'll probably be us!
Think about it for a moment;
First it's to give the disabled mobility,
then it's to cybernetically 'enhance' the already able, next it's to motivate the chronically lazy and slothful. Then shortly thereafter it's made for the braindead mass media consumers...
And finally, one faithful day, a slipup in the Microsoft update system accidently infects everyone with their corporate monopoly takeover program. Then *ZOT* we've got BORG.
[Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
Cybernetic brain implants are all fun an games until someone puts out another sequel that totally sucks and doesn't answer any questions to the first 2 movies.
Monkeys leisurely using their hands to peel and eat bananas while using their brain-controlled robotic arms to pleasure themselves. An new twist on an old zoo favorite!
I have a "Zero Policy" tolerance.
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With an Inquirer headline that one day reads -
"New virus danger: wife's body peircings and explosive expansion results in the death of spouse."
[Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
You've got Oracle's projected role totally wrong. Oracle will need to design a database to keep track of all of SCO's ridiculous IP claims.
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Cybernetic implants? Wow! Imagine a beowulf cluster of those!
But of course he'd do it using terms of theoretical physics that I can't go into right now, so I'll just leave it at a level for the masses to understand...
In short...all your energy is belong to him...
I can't wait for the next step after they get these approved to help the crippled, when they allow anyone with a few bucks to get these implants.
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No disrespect, but they guy is a genius physicist. The man must know his projectiles!!
I only look human.
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Guess we can all let out a sigh of relief. We can still browse pron when we all get paralyzed.
The winner plays Captain Christopher Pike.
(I'm such a geek. *sigh*)
You ever see the film "Trekkies"? There's an uber-geek in that film who has built his own Christopher Pike wheelchair and then, I kid you not, goes riding in it around town! The scene where he goes to Radio Shack to pick up some new parts for it is hilarious! If you haven't seen this flick, rent it tonight! You'll never make the mistake of calling yourself a geek again after you see the people in this movie!
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Their gonna plug my brain into the Matrix... NOooooo!
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"implanted into the brains of paralyzed people, will help them control a cursor on a screen or play video games."
I'll need one of these after my Xbox controllers have finally rendered my hands useless.
The study by researchers at Duke in which monkeys with brain implants were able to articulate use of a robotic arm through their thoughts was recently published here (link to PDF download is in the right hand column) in the Public Library of Science. It's pretty amazing work. Wireless control, i.e. Bluetooth implants, are on the horizon. I think the really significant implication of going wireless is that this potentially allows for some sort of communication between individuals who possess the wireless implants. The hard part was whether the neuronal/electrical implant interface would work (i.e. whether a brain could send a signal to manipulate a robotic device). The question to consider is if this goes wireless, will electronically aided telepathy between wireless enabled individuals be far behind?
So superman will finally be SUPER, wow thats a cool idea, this very much resembles the Futurama episode where Nixon's head goes on a rampage in a huge robotic body.
But I really like my vegetables grown hydroponically.
I've rebooted and I can't get up.
You know, this is almost a tad disturbing:
a wkingexo.html
Steven Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3123/h
I still remember laughing my head off at that article years ago, but maybe its not so unrealistic any more? Usually I'd feel bad about Slashdotting The Onion, but they haven't been funny is years anyways.
It's like people deny that it exists. Why must the first thought be making the disable "normal" instead of making people beyond "normal"?
-Libertarian secular transhumanist
paralyzed teens masturbate for the first time ever! Watch this hottie use her atrophied stump to get herself off!
Here's an old press release from Emory. Note the date.
Computer controled breast implants!
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*BUT* trained nerve impulses are a one-way trip. Martial arts works because you have trained your spine to respond to commands (Eye sees punch and issues info, spine handles reaction). That is why there is so little conscious thought involved in mastery-level physical movement (and I would suspect even coding). I imagine that someone using such an implant would be MUCH faster that expected after a period of training... Usually your reaction time is slowed because you don't normally do the action (hit the buzzer when I flash a light), if you did it 8 hours/day for a year, you'd train your spine to do the action for you. The signal from your eye would literally trigger the movement, you might not even realize you were doing it. Give it 10 years in general use (work out the bugs and improve efficiency), and I'd be happy to have a set of "trodes" installed.
meh
In a wheelchair...
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Angelic layer anyone?
I for one welcome out new brain overl... um, no.
:(
Just imagine a beowulf clus.. rats.
In soviet russia, your brain controls y.. er, damn.
None of these work with this topic!
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