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Lost Disney Rides Recreated in CGI

Dan Howland writes "Disney closes the rides, but the CGI geeks love them too much to let them disappear. 'Adventures thru Inner Space,' the Disneyland ride in which you shrunk down to the size of a molecule, ran from 1967 to 1985. Atommobiles.com is a fan site which includes this elaborate CGI recreation. The Walt Disney World version of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed in 1967. Virtual Toad is in the process of re-building it." I was born after 1967, and I've ridden MTWR many times, so perhaps they're talking about an older version.

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  1. I wouldn't be surprised.... by Garinwirth · · Score: 5, Funny

    if they got cease and desist letters for "infringing Disney's property."

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    1. Re:I wouldn't be surprised.... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Just change a few names around:

      Spinner Ace

      Mr Woe's Tide Ride

      etc.

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    2. Re:I wouldn't be surprised.... by kaybi · · Score: 1

      I prefer Mr. Points Wild Ride.

      (I estimate that only 1 in 100,000 slashdot readers will get that joke.)

    3. Re:I wouldn't be surprised.... by Danny's_Land · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and WALTER ELIAS DISNEY anagrams into WEE SILLY SATAN RIDE.

    4. Re:I wouldn't be surprised.... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Or Monsantos lawyers.

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  2. First time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember the first time I went to Disneyland, I rode this ride (the newer version I guess). It was easily one of the best as it had a car! I was facinated with cars at the time.

    Admittedly, I liked the one where you could drive around in those gasoline powered cars (its still there today, I believe) However, the lines were always so looonng...

    Sigh, brings back many dear memories...

  3. This is the end! by OrthodonticJake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon all Disney rides will be in CG and you'll see advertisements on TV with kids begging their parents to 'log on to Disneyland'. The only problem is that people will not be surrounded with merchandise.

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    1. Re:This is the end! by dswensen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if they're running IE, they'll have plenty of popups hawking merchandise... Nearly the same thing.

    2. Re:This is the end! by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      They will be when the ride 'conveniently' ends at the virtual giftshop.

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    3. Re:This is the end! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Krusty: Okay kids, it's time to...
      Kids: Kroon Along With Krusty! Yeah!
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      Take me, take me, take me, take me now!
      Now! Now! Now! Now! Now!
      Mt. Splashmore, take me there right now! Yay!

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    4. Re:This is the end! by Jack+Schitt · · Score: 1

      ie wouldn't work because of the plugin patent infringment thing. And even if it did, I could see some new "Disneyland" exploit being found or you being forced to install some "Disneyland IE Toolbar" spyware program.

      I wonder what would happen if Disneyland was Slashdotted while people were on the ride?

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  4. Reminds me of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by scrod · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If they can do a good enough job recreating the rides, their Whuffie's going through the roof!

    1. Re:Reminds me of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure about his sexuality, but the tedious crud on his site definitely qualifies as pretentious.

    2. Re:Reminds me of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      We can only wonder the leader of this project will be bumped-off by the other cadre, who are actively working on making Pirates of the Carribean the ONLY attraction in the theme park...

      Backup early! Backup often!

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    3. Re:Reminds me of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1


      If they can do a good enough job recreating the rides, their Whuffie's going through the roof!

      They can set their blasters to flash-bake and tear through the Magic Kingom.

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  5. Sad by dswensen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sadly, I'm so out of touch -- it's been so long since I've been to Disneyland, I never realized they shut this ride down (Inner Space). This and Space Mountain were my absolute favorite rides as a kid.

    I'm sad to find out (very belatedly) that it's gone, but happy to see that someone is doing something to preserve it. Even looking at those images of the huge ice flakes brings back a lot of very old memories.

    1. Re:Sad by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Funny how they say it closed in 1985 as I'm sure I went on this ride back on my first and only trip to Disneyland in 1993. I don't remember much but I can recall floating around the bloodstream of a person and there was a splinter (which obviously looked very large) in the skin, with another molecule sized person working on it.

      Maybe I'm thinking of a different Innerspace ride but thinking of the film with the same name I'm pretty certain I went on this ride.

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    2. Re:Sad by CaptBubba · · Score: 1

      I think that ride is either at Epcot or MGM. I remember it too, and I know I didn't ride it before 1985.

    3. Re:Sad by falcon5768 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      That was body wars, iit was sorta a replacement for the innerspace ride, but was at epcot. First ride to use a flight simulator machine if I am correct.

      The other one was at MGM and that was Star Tours, where you accidentally got sucked into the first battle over the death star. Pretty cool and it had R2D2 and C3PO, thought it fuges with the history of the movie... course Lucas doesnt mind since he out and out tossed it out a few years later with the special editions :-D.

      What amazed me is there is nothing on the Thousand Leagues under the Sea ride which i was on when i was 7 but when I went back in 1998 was closed due to it no being able to be made handicap accesable, which pissed me off to no end cause it was one of my favorites along with Mr. Toads

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    4. Re:Sad by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      I think you're thinking of Body Wars, which is a simulator attraction in the Wonders Of Life pavilion at Epcot. Body Wars opened in 1989, IIRC.

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    5. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Inner Space was the very first ride I ever rode at Disneyland. Now I know why my friends never knew which ride I was always talking about...

    6. Re:Sad by nytes · · Score: 4, Informative
      What amazed me is there is nothing on the Thousand Leagues under the Sea ride which i was on when i was 7 but when I went back in 1998 was closed due to it no being able to be made handicap accesable, which pissed me off to no end cause it was one of my favorites along with Mr. Toads
      Actually, dig around a little and you'll find that neither sub ride (both Disney World and Disneyland's sub rides are now closed) were close due to ADA requirements. ADA only would apply to new construction.

      It's pretty common knowledge among the fan community (of which I admit that I am one) that they were closed simply due to save on the maintenance costs. It's further believed that Disney World's sub ride was closed because the staff conned Disney prez Ovitz (about halfway down the article).
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  6. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by CapS · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed on September 7, 1998, according to the Save Mr. Toad's Wild Ride site. It was a fantastic ride; too bad Disney closed it. :(

    1. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by cosmicpossum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I grew up in central Florida. Disney World wasn't opened until 1974 so it would be hard for MTWR to have closed in 1967!

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    2. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 5, Informative

      Mr. Toad's Wild Ride is still open and running in Disney Land. They only closed the Walt Disney World version in 1998.

    3. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, WDW opened in October of 1971, but your point still stands - the article is wrong, as The Ride closed in 1998.

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    4. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by evilviper · · Score: 1
      Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed on September 7, 1998

      Yes, but that was at Disney Land. You and Tim need to read the original post more closely...

      The Walt Disney World version of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed in 1967.
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    5. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by Danny's_Land · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, I wrote the original post, and i screwed up -- closed in 1998. I got copy-and-paste happy.

    6. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by ifwm · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. Disney World closed Mr. Toad's in 98.

    7. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I wasn't saying this first-hand... I was merely pointing out the apparent differences between the post and comments here. The author has admitted the mistake, in reply to my comment, already.

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    8. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by Joey7F · · Score: 1

      I think the person meant to type 1997 and on the number pad the 9 and the 6 are above each other.

      I remember my Aunts telling me that I was really scared to go on it when I was about 2 or 3. I would point to the disclaimer sign, and say "That sign says this ride is closed and to come back later"

      I was a cute little kid :-P

      --Joey

    9. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by anachron · · Score: 1

      Not running in DL, unless it reopened in the past week or two. There was a big, fat wall around it last time I was there. Repairs? Improvements? It always struck me as kind of an odd ride... "And he lived happily ever after... in hell!".

    10. Re:Mr. Toad's Wild Ride Closed in 1998 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was open when I was there in June of 2003.

  7. MTWR by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was born after 1967, and I've ridden MTWR many times

    I went on Mr Toads Wild Ride back in 1993, at the young age of 9, and after that I vowed to never experiment with LSD or other hallucenogenic substances.

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  8. Monsanto welcomes you... by gooman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    to the best "make-out" ride ever.

    At least to this hormone driven teen in the late seventies (before the geek gene fully asserted itself). Ahhh memories.

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    1. Re:Monsanto welcomes you... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      In this Innerspace ride did you ever travel down, as a molecule sized person, the 'Tunnel Of Love'? Or was the body not female?

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    2. Re:Monsanto welcomes you... by iceborer · · Score: 1

      Which is why those of us who worked there had dubbed the ride "Adventure through Inter Course" [sic]

  9. Sounds ideal to me! by RLiegh · · Score: 3, Funny

    You get the great disney rides, but without the psychotic crowds and (usually) smelly and slimy water, etc (seriously, what the hell is up w/ the smell in disneyland, anyways?)

    1. Re:Sounds ideal to me! by DarthTaco · · Score: 2, Funny

      "(seriously, what the hell is up w/ the smell in disneyland, anyways?)"

      If you meant disney world, it was probably florida that smelled odd to you. I've lived here for 6 years and I don't notice anymore. But for the first few months, everything had a moldy smell.

      If you really did mean disney land, I have no idea. Didn't smell bad when I was there.

    2. Re:Sounds ideal to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thousands of people visiting every day, most of them children, and not a few of them in big, sweat-soaked animal costumes in the 80-90 degree weather... yeah where could that smell POSSIBLY come from.

  10. Re:How did this get on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a plot to bring the pathetic, dipshit trolls out of the woodwork.

    And here you are.

    Mission accomplished.

  11. CGI decapitations too? by Saeger · · Score: 5, Informative
    Everybody knows the real reason why many of these happy-happy-joy-joy rides get shut down: They're too dangerous! :)

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    1. Re:CGI decapitations too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Most of the people getting killed on amusement park rides have only themselves to blame. The idiots dont follow the rules, end up getting killed, and its the park owners like Disney who get blamed for it by the press and idiotic family members.

    2. Re:CGI decapitations too? by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, those rides aren't too dangerous, it's that people are too stupid. Maybe you should think about that nexttime before you decide to go walk the monorail track.

    3. Re:CGI decapitations too? by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In the past it does seem the guests were at least partially responsible. Of the ten items reference on the page, 4 were due to guest ignoring ride rules, 3 were due to lack of proper security, and three were due to poorly designed or maintained rides.

      Recently, it seems, that the park has gotten better at security and designing rides to keep the guests safe, even the stupid ones. OTOH, people are dying because of faulty maintenance.

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    4. Re:CGI decapitations too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See also http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/11/26/disneyland.a ccident.ap/index.html

    5. Re:CGI decapitations too? by Brummund · · Score: 1

      Some 15 years ago I sat next to a rather large woman on a "tea cup" carousel, and was almost pushed out of the cart when she managed fell over me. My feet were hanging out of the cart, and I had to try to pull myself into it again. While I was struggling (and slightly panicking :-), I heard the operator yell "Faaaster"! Not what you want to hear when you are going to get tossed 10 meters if you lose your grip.

      Eventually, I managed to get back in. After that, I'm only playing coin-ops at amusement parks :-)

    6. Re:CGI decapitations too? by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

      The last time I was at Disneyland in 93 I saw that the park really looked in need of repair but mostly in Tomorrowland. Esp on the People Mover ride where they were drive motors missing every so offen.

      When I went for a Gradnight in 74 the park looked pretty good but that one along with other ride were closes. When I went back in 93. Star Tours had replaced it.

    7. Re:CGI decapitations too? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      You'll notice every one of these deaths was because they bypassed safety equipment - not because some ride had a failed system or anything. One was because a guy tried to sneak into the park via the monorail track apparently forgetting that the train regularly traveled its tracks.

    8. Re:CGI decapitations too? by Catnapster · · Score: 1

      None of the deaths listed on the Snopes page were decapiations. Sorry.

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  12. disney funny stories by witts · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember reading a book about Disneyland, and the favorite joke about the Inner Space ride was this: The disney employees could always spot the horny teenagers hoping for a nice long, dark ride. When asked how long the ride was, they'd intentionally give the teenagers a made-up answer like "Nearly an hour." Then they'd wait for the teenagers to suddenly emerge from the ride and struggle to put all their clothes back on, in full view of the waiting patrons... Good times!

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  13. Right down to the... by dagg · · Score: 3, Funny
    Please do not pull or push bar
    Hand bar operates automatically

    Nice :).

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  14. disney nostalgia freaks, there's a place for you.. by witts · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you love memories of disney rides long gone, check out http://www.yesterland.com/yester.html
    absolutely great website if you wondered whatever happened to your favorite ride!

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  15. Weird... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just the other day I bumped into the Inner Space guy and chatted to him about this very project. It's a small world after all.

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  16. I wouldn't be surprised....Daycare bullies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Considering they sent cease and desist letters to a daycare. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

  17. Re:How did this get on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Didn't you get the news?

    Disney bought VA Linux^H^H^HSoftware.

  18. The trouble with this... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

    is that it's only useful for the slow or non moving rides that are mainly aural/visual. For obvious reasons rises such as Space Mountain, without the key component (that feeling in your stomach) the experience is going to be somewhat removed (unless you have a very strong friend to shake your chair!)

    As far as educational rides go, this would be a great idea, and would save the pain of the extortionate entry fees.

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    1. Re:The trouble with this... by Saeger · · Score: 4, Interesting
      without the key component (that feeling in your stomach)

      That feeling is actually in your inner ear, and it can be simulated by stimulating it with lowlevel electrical shocks. I remember a couple companies were working on bringing this kind of device to the mass market, but it never materialized, probably for legal reasons.

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    2. Re:The trouble with this... by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      As far as complaining about how the tremendous amount of work that would have to go into volunteer projects as impressive as these is useless simply because it could not effectively reproduce the feeling one gets while on Space Mountain, the mere thought of stimulating the poster with lowlevel electrical shocks brings a smile to my face. =)

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  19. Lack of calibration... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed the lobby had more light inside than what I wanted. [..] The transfer between my monitor settings and DVD output changes the brightness of the final product [..] I guess I have a really dark monitor.

    This guy needs to read how to adjust the "Brightness" and "Contrast" controls (correctly) on his monitor and television.

    There's also a lot more in-depth material on the matter.

    I know after reading that material, I was able to adjust my TV and monitor controls properly. I have a battered old Sony TV that's nothing special but whenever I have friends over I often get comments that the image quality is really good. Well, duh, that's because black is black and white areas are white - but not so bright as to burn your retinas out in a darkened room.

  20. Soon no more MTWR at DLR by AgtAlpha · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not only is Mr. Toad's Wild Ride no longer at Disneyworld, but it's slated to be taken out from Disneyland, too. Sucks, because that's one of my fav rides there!

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    1. Re:Soon no more MTWR at DLR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As great as Disneyland's MTWR is, it's the second version and the first version was much better, IMO. In particular, the effect of the car driving onto the railroad track and into the path of the approaching train was far scarier in 1.0 than in 2.0.

  21. Trapped in the golf ball by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I went to Disneyworld 20 years ago and was inside the big golf ball- Epcot's "Spaceship Earth"- when there was a mechanical failure of some sort and the cars stopped moving. They sent someone to run down the track and tell everyone to stay in their seats. We were stuck there for almost an hour. When it happened we were passing by the Renaissance scene. There was an animatronic setup where a bunch of Renaissance Italians were gathered on some steps, and one of them was teaching the others from a book. The other was nodding like if he was listening- nod, nod, shift down, nod, nod, shift up, repeat. If you see less than one cycle of that, it looks convincing, but after a few hundred cycles it starts to look fake, like the guy isn't really listening or learning anything.

    I felt bad for the people a bunch of cars behind us. They were trapped in the Dark Ages. But the real victims must have been whoever was passing by the animatronics of the 19th century telegraphist- with the telegraph rattling up and down and the guy spelling out letters of nonsense. They must have lost their minds.

    1. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Montag2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Similar story: I got stuck in "Pirates of the Caribbean" in Disneyworld for almost an hour. I will die a happy man if I never have to hear "Yo ho ho its a pirate's life for me!" another time.

    2. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Caduceus1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My soon-to-be wife and I on our first trip to WDW in 1997 got stuck in the Horizons ride in Epcot - it was a continuous motion ride much like Spaceship Earth, and we only were there for about 20-25 minutes. The problem was the ride had two VERY large dome projection screens, and we got stuck at one of them, with a continuous loop that included a flight clip where you are swooping down and turning, making you feel like you are moving. Sit through that for 20 straight minutes and you can develop a serious case of vertigo.

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    3. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I wish that could have happened to me when I was a kid. That would have vastly speeded up my, then undeveloped, disillusionment with the public education in my small town.

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    4. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was stuck in the GE Horizons ride at EPCOT for about a half hour -- about at the point where you see the space station rotating in front of you and you see things like the football stadium over and over and over and over and ...

      Did have to actually walk out of Exxon's Universe of Energy on opening day. Something died so we got to see some things most folks wouldn't have a shot at as we were herded out the nearest exit...

    5. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      Me and my brothers went to "It's a small world" because "hey, the line is long it must be good". We were in line for at least 20 minutes before we could see the sign that said what the ride was. Small World? hmmm... maybe its like that mars ride or something. Another 20 minute in line before we found a book that told us what it was about. Dolls? Singing? WTF?

      The ride didn't break down or anything (thank god!), but that ride is fucking long. And they just sing "its a small world after all" over and over again. Those emergency exits were looking pretty damn tempting halfway through.

      Of course this was long before we had the wisdom of the simpsons to guide us... if only....

    6. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Dude! That was the best spot in the entire park system to get stuck at.

      (I've been to WDW many times, my mom works there, and there probably isn't a ride on the park I haven't gotten stuck on for at least a few minutes. 2nd nicest is at the very top of Spaceship Earth)

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    7. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Matt · · Score: 1
      One of the Mouse Tales books has a great story about one slow day on the It's a Small World ride where a large group of teenagers who decided to go on (and heckle, probably) the "kiddie ride".

      After going through once, they all shouted out "Let us go again! Let us go again!" The emplo -- oops, I mean cast member -- smiled and sent them through the ride again. Then when they came back around, sent them through a third time without being asked.

      Apparently, after listening to that music for 45 minutes, they were screaming "Please let us off!"

    8. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by general_re · · Score: 2, Funny

      "It's a Small World" is one of those rides that would be greatly improved by handing shotguns to the riders as they board...

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    9. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Millbuddah · · Score: 1

      One of my fondest memories of MTWR was my 8th grade year. Being the studious young man, all the students in Southern California who were in the honor society were treated to a special night in Disney Land where they shut the park down for us. Let me tell ya, Disney Land is a whole lot more enjoyable when there's absolutely no lines for anything. My friends and I got a bunch of pennies and turned MTWR into a coin shooting range. Bonus points if you could bounce the coin back to yourself off of the train at the end. Ahhh, good times, good times.

    10. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got stuck on that blasted ride (Small World) in DL for *3* *Hours*! They kept telling us they had found the problem, and we would be moving shortly. I guess there wasn't a convenient way to vacate the ride with the water-filled track (short of a full emergency evac.).

      That was more than 20 years ago. To this day, I have flashbacks when I hear the "Small World" song. That's probably why my kids like to play it so much... :-0

    11. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I don't think anything could be worse than being stuck in "It's a small world after all". Urgh.

    12. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by NormalVisual · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm a part-time monorail driver at WDW, and I think I found the worst place to get stuck this past summer. I was driving from the TTC to Epcot with a fairly full train during a pretty intense storm, and as I was passing the MK toll plaza we got word that a tornado warning had been issued. Nice, as I can't see more than 100 feet in front of me because of the rain. The fun started when I got about a third of the way around the Epcot teardrop and the entire system lost power for about 25 minutes. Not fun, as I had no idea where the reported tornado was. Turns out it was several miles south of me, but I still would not care to do that again. During the time we were stuck, there was also a direct lightning strike on the Innoventions East building about 100 feet away, which I'm sure freaked out a lot of people on the train.

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    13. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Caduceus1 · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention that Horizons closed sometime after, and was completely rebuilt as Mission: Space...

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    14. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by beebware · · Score: 1

      Same here in Disney Land Europe (or EuroDisney as it was back then when I went).

    15. Re:Trapped in the golf ball by Danny's_Land · · Score: 1

      Even worse than having that song stuck in your head, irresponsible scientists have now figured out a way to stick it in your DNA! AIEEEEE!!

  22. Two great sites for Disney Weenies by CleverNickName · · Score: 5, Informative

    I am one of the biggest Disney weenies in the world. I've had an AP since I was 15, and I long for a return to the old days of Disneyland. I would love to see a full-on 3D recreation of Disneyland in various eras, that could be "walked thru."

    Two sites that I frequent are Yesterland.com, which features pictures, descriptions and memories of the almost every "retired" Disneyland attraction, and MiceAge.com, which features backstage "exposes" about Disneyland and the people who run it.

    1. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Informative

      I am one of the biggest Disney weenies in the world. I've had an AP since I was 15, and I long for a return to the old days of Disneyland.

      For those that are not big Disney weenies like CleverNickName and myself, "AP" refers to "annual pass". :-)

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    2. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, thanks. I figured it wasn't 'Access Point', 'Armor Piercing', or 'Anti-Personnel'... and 'Accounts Payable' didn't seem to fit either...

    3. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And it wasn't 'Associated Press', 'Advanced Placement, 'American-Pakistani', or 'Anal Probe' either.

    4. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by nytes · · Score: 2, Funny
      I've had an AP since I was 15
      HA! Any Disney-dweeb knows that AP'ers are evil incarnate! ;)

      You should also check out the discussion boards at LaughingPlace.com. Some insiders spill some good stuff every now and then. (oh, I've always wanted to /. LP! </maniacal_laugh>).

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    5. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've had an AP since I was 15...

      The slang term among Disney employees is "Passhole"

    6. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by t0qer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hi Wil!

      This is totally OT but since you'll get this response on your /. messages. You prolly get a million show idea's a week, so this one probably got sent to /dev/null but...

      A few other slashdotters and myself want to see you create a reality show called "Bullies" or something along those lines.

      Basically it would be just like the show "cheaters" but instead of catching infedility, you would catch bullies on tape, which would be followed up with a parent/teacher conference between the parents of the bully, and the bullied.

      There's a lot more we've come up with, but thats the basic idea, could you post a reply and let us know if this idea floats your boat (or starship)I know there's a huge majority of /.'ers that would love to see you do this show.

      --toq

    7. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hi there toqer,

      Here's a towel to wipe the shit off your nose.

      "Oh my god I'm actually 'talking' to Wesley Crusher! I'm hobnobbing with an honest to goodness D-list celebrity!"

      Thanks for the laugh, kissass.

      Sincerely,
      Wil Wheaton
      WIL WHEATON dot NET

    8. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. So true. I hate those wannabee schmucks.

    9. Re:Two great sites for Disney Weenies by paganizer · · Score: 1

      That sounds pretty neat, actually, as long as I get to do some of the animation.
      Speaking of which, anyone know what the guy/gal used to render this?

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  23. Defunct Attractions by LunarFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This reminds me of a website called Virtual Midway, which features some defunct attractions at Cedar Point. No fancy CGI but still fascinating (to me, at least).

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    1. Re:Defunct Attractions by HaveNoMouth · · Score: 1

      And here's one called ParkTimes that features defunct rides and the history of Six Flags Over Texas (the original Six Flags park).

  24. I meant disney land by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    but I was thinking of disney world. I've been to both, and the smell of smog covered up almost every other smell in disneyland. ;-)

  25. Read the website before posting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Next time read the website before posting. The Mr. Toad ride wasn't even built in 1967, Walt Disney World wasn't even open until 1971. And they finally removed the ride in 1998. Despite the protest of people who wanted to keep it.

  26. Ahhh memories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhh mammories

  27. Time warp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The Walt Disney World version of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed in 1967.

    That's cool! Walt Disney World didn't even open until about 1971 or 1972

    1. Re:Time warp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Walt gets unfrozen a couple centuries from now, and hops on a time-machine to change the horrible future. He shuts down the ride before the park opens and changes the awful future to come where the US invades Iraq and then ..

      Oh. Oops.

  28. Crackhead parent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the first post calling CGI Common Gateway Interface.

    It may be the first in this sid, but it's by far not the first on Slashdot. I'm guessing that most "All your base" or "hot grits" or "naked and petrified" comments would be struck down as -1, Redundant, even if there aren't any other such comments in a particular sid.

  29. Re:Today's hot topic summarized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    summary ( P ) (sm-r)
    adj.

    1. Presenting the substance in a condensed form; concise: a summary review.
    2. Performed speedily and without ceremony: summary justice; a summary rejection.

    Is in your opinion 33K of plaintext a 'condensed form'?
    Do you believe anybody is going to read it?!

  30. MTWR around in 85 @ Disney World by as400tek · · Score: 1

    I rode MTWR many times since 1972 when I was born. I have been to Disney World in Orlando over 20 times and I have pictures of it from our trip in 85 or 86. Maybe it was taken out of Disney Land in CA, but FL had it for some time as that was one of my favorites.

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  31. CGI vs. CGI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please show me how it is redundant.

    Here are two previous articles with CGI/CGI confusions. Many others have been made on Slashdot, but Google seems to index only comments at or above the highlight threshold, which is Score:4 for anonymous users.

  32. CGI? by Seth+Morabito · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, these days you should implement things as Java web services, or maybe a simple LAMP solution using MySQL and Perl, Python, or PHP. CGI is just so mid-90s!

    Oh, wait, you mean Computer Graphics? Not the Common Gateway Interface? My mistake.

    Seriously, every time I see CGI I have this moment of confusion when I try to map the subject into my little web development world. Too much time writing code I guess.

    1. Re:CGI? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      Computer Generated Images. C. G. I.

    2. Re:CGI? by Walterk · · Score: 1
      CGI:
      The Common Gateway Interface (CGI) is a standard for interfacing external applications with information servers, such as HTTP or Web servers. A plain HTML document that the Web daemon retrieves is static, which means it exists in a constant state: a text file that doesn't change. A CGI program, on the other hand, is executed in real-time, so that it can output dynamic information.

      For example, let's say that you wanted to "hook up" your Unix database to the World Wide Web, to allow people from all over the world to query it. Basically, you need to create a CGI program that the Web daemon will execute to transmit information to the database engine, and receive the results back again and display them to the client. This is an example of a gateway, and this is where CGI, currently version 1.1, got its origins.


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      Come on, these days you should implement things as Java web services, or maybe a simple LAMP solution using MySQL and Perl, Python, or PHP.

      Those are all forms of CGI.
      CGI is just so mid-90s!

      Aren't you glad the 90s happened?
  33. Best Ride by Temjin · · Score: 0, Insightful

    How come someone doesn't recreate the "People Mover" ride? Man that thing rocked! Moved at 2km/h and went nowhere.

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    1. Re:Best Ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look closely: http://atommobiles.com/cgi-movies/peoplelowq.mpg

  34. The Tomorrowland Flying Saucers by NoNine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Tomorrowland Flying Saucers were the ultimate futuristic version of the old bumper cars...individual pods that actually hovered above the ground, supported by bursts of air blasted from below.
    Each saucer would carry one big guest (or two little ones), and they could steer their saucer just by leaning their body in the direction they wanted to go. The saucers would become the bumper cars of tomorrow, and your mission was to plow into as many other saucers as you could before your time was up.
    The saucers debuted on August 6, 1961. Their 16,000 square foot arena was divided into two sections, each with 32 saucers. . .
    Beneath the floor of the arena were four 100-horse power motors. Together, the motors blew more than 300,000 cubic feet of air per minute up towards the bottom of the floor. A small amount of air escaped through little openings between the thousands of circular plates that made up the floor itself. If a saucer was over one of the plates, the saucer's hollow bottom deflected the air back down to the plate. The force of this downward air flow popped the plate open fully, allowing a massive amount of air to pass through. It was the force of this air that caused the saucer to rise. When the saucer moved away, the plate snapped shut.
    From the first day, the Flying Saucers were plagued with problems. If a guest was too heavy, there wasn't enough air in the world to lift it up. And if a guest was too light, it was difficut to tip the saucer in any one direction, so it simply stayed in one spot, bouncing up and down. And the constantly colliding saucers did little to help the condition of the guest's spinal cords. Worst of all, if two sauces collided just right, the speeding saucer would wedge under the saucer it rear-ended (if, indeed, a circle can have a rear end) sometimes flipping it upside-down. . . The attraction finally closed for good on August 5, 1996...

    1. Re:The Tomorrowland Flying Saucers by NoNine · · Score: 0

      Oops, I mean closed on Sept. 5, 1966...

    2. Re:The Tomorrowland Flying Saucers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Certainly worked well enough for the occasional shot in a WWOC show about Disneyland.

      Seemed to always be a snip with either a balloon drop in it or granddad trying to get a picture with his instamatic while his saucer is being nailed by the kids....

  35. Typo by Danny's_Land · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry, meant to say that MTWR closed at WDW in 1998. See www.savetoad.com for more info than you need.

  36. They shut down Captain Eo? by georgeha · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a young boy, I found that ride with Michael Jackson very touching.

    1. Re:They shut down Captain Eo? by bsd_usr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Micheal Jackson may be a wierdo sicko, but that Captain Eo was really cool. I wish they would bring that back. Have alternating "Honney I shrunk the kids" and "Captain Eo" shows.

      Ya know, talking about Disneyland I really need to go back before the year is over. I go there at least once a year. Then again it helps when my son's god mother works there and can get us in for free.

      Right now they have the Haunted Mansion done up all like the movie "Nightmare Before Christmas" and it's really kick ass. Haunted Mansion is one of my favorite rides next to Pirates of the Carribean.

      By the way, Haunted Mansion was an okay movie. If you love the ride, you'll love the movie. And I see that ride enough times a year to know it pretty well and I saw all the movie counter parts.

    2. Re:They shut down Captain Eo? by i81b4u · · Score: 2, Funny

      I find it disturbing to read the words "Michael Jackson", "touching", and "young boy" in the same sentence. (shudder)

    3. Re:They shut down Captain Eo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aww, did you figure out the parent poster's joke all by yourself?

      good boy.

    4. Re:They shut down Captain Eo? by Basil+Ganglia · · Score: 0

      Do you have to work at being an asshole or does it come naturally?

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    5. Re:They shut down Captain Eo? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      I, and many others, called it "Captain Ego". It was embarrassingly bad, an attempt to show that "'people' who look funny can be good."

      "Honey, I Shrunk the Audience" is acceptable, but hardly good.

      The original 3D feature, which included a flight through blooming fruit trees, had no story line but was a thing of great beauty.

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  37. Re:Weird... MOD Parent FUNNY by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Just do it.

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  38. Real vs Virtual Rides by Latent+Heat · · Score: 4, Funny
    It would be too bad if every ride went virtual reality. My favorite Disneyland experience was not on a ride but watching a ride. In Frontierland they had this kind of log flume ride. It was a water course, and the patrons rode in these "cutout logs." While the water kind of flushed the ride logs along just like with real lumber rafts, and I guess a chain hooked the logs to take them up high so the logs could cascade down a flume as a kind of thrill part of the ride, the patrons actually had paddles and provided some of the motive power of the ride, and there was a Disneyland employee guide sitting in the back working a rudder.

    Anyway, one of the logs had an entire crew of young men, who looked quite muscular under their t-shirts, and they had military-style haircuts (I don't know enough military to tell Marine from SEAL from other units, but these guys looked quite trained well beyond Basic and they had some kind of military haircut). Anyway, these guys took the paddles and got a rhythm going, and not only did they get their log throwing a wake, the Disneyland "guide" was in the back with this expression of sheer terror and hanging on to the rudder for dear life. That alone was worth the price of the park admission.

    1. Re:Real vs Virtual Rides by Don'tBAWank! · · Score: 0

      I think you are confusing two different rides into one: the log ride at Splash Mountain and the Indian canoes (with paddles) which are on the Rivers of America....

    2. Re:Real vs Virtual Rides by crucini · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you're merging together two different rides. Splash mountain is a flume ride, with conveyor lifts and tall drops. There is no guest or cast member power. There is also a canoe ride in the Rivers of America, which works as you described, minus the flume and elevation change. The biggest drop in Splash Mountain has a runout adjacent to the Rivers of America, so I can see how the two would blur together.

  39. Re:disney nostalgia freaks, there's a place for yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool. Thanks!

    They don't have one of my favorites, though. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, which was across from the Chicken of the Sea pirate ship.

  40. Common Gateway Interface [CGI] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They recreated these rides using CGI scripts!? That's awesome! I can wait to run them on my own webserver. I've always wanted to have a rollercoaster in cgi-bin. Man, the Internet is amazing... there's so much cool stuff you can do.

  41. Ob. Mallrats line by liquidsin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Trish: When are men going to learn that women want romance, not "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"?
    Brodie: Be fair, alright. Everyone wants "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride".

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  42. Nope, sorry by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    "I was born after 1967, and I've ridden MTWR many times, so perhaps they're talking about an older version."

    Sorry to burst your bubble. Mr. Toad'd Wild Ride is indeed gone. It has been replaced by some other animated-disney ride. I can't remember which one. I live in orlando, but I haven't been to disney in several years.

    They also got rid of the figment ride at Epcot. The imagination ride. They replaced it with John Cleese as narrator, and at the VERY end of the ride, there is a wall with Figment on it in little lights. Then you walk out of the ride and there is a store with nothing but figment dolls. It's disgusting.

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    1. Re:Nope, sorry by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "It has been replaced by some other animated-disney ride. I can't remember which one"

      I'm pretty sure it's a Winnie the Pooh ride. I also live in Orlando, but it's been about ten years since I went to Disney. Not much worth going for in my opinion.

    2. Re:Nope, sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the other reply said, MTWR was replaced by a Winnie the Pooh ride (and not the fantastic version they have in Tokyo, which uses a sophisticated system to route the show cars without using a track). A similar Winnie the Pooh ride replaced The Country Bears in Disneyland (ironically just as The Country Bears movie was coming out). As far as I know MTWR in Disneyland is here to stay. As for Journey Into Imagination, they saw such a dramatic drop in guest satisfaction with the John Cleese version that they recently RE-revamped it, putting Figment back in.

    3. Re:Nope, sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a startling revelation.

      The ride that is being modeled did in fact close in 1998 at Walt Disney World in Florida. However- the original Mr. Toads Wild Ride is STILL OPERATING at Disneyland Park in California.

      I repeat THE ONE BEING MODELED IS THE WDW VERSION. That's why it looks different to the author of the original article. It's not very different from the Disneyland version (I've ridden both) but if you really know your stuff you'll spot differences.

    4. Re:Nope, sorry by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the Winnie The Pooh ride has a Toad reference in it. Near the beginning of the ride, if you look off to the left, there is a picture of Toad handing the deed to Toad Hall over to Owl. The irony of locating the Pooh gift shop where Hell was located in The Ride has not been lost on people either. :-)

      Regarding the original Imagination rehab, rumor has it that when Michael Eisner rode the attraction, he asked the person responsible for the rehab, "Where is my five million dollars?" The newest rehab makes it substantially better, but it's still nowhere near as good as it originally was, IMO.

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    5. Re:Nope, sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I was there in January, and although the Figment ride is not nearly as good as it used to be, Figment does play a significant part in it. Instead of being purely about imagination, the new ride is instead an exploration of imagination as it relates to the five senses (eg. you pass by a tank labeled 'skunk scent' or something similar, and figment [the mischievous dragon that he is] opens it up as you pass by, blasting you with water vapor, which, if you have a vivid imagination, actually smells like skunk to you even though it isn't).

      I do admit that John Cleese in no way contributes to the ride's fun factor and the old one was much better.

  43. Check the numbers by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

    Do the math, considering the normal rate of severe injuries and death for a major city and the number of people who go through there every day, Disneyland and Disney World would rate as some of the safest places on Earth.

    Its kind of like the people who get freaked about the risk to our children in schools from school shootings--they are more likely to be killed within a couple of blocks from school than they are on school property.

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  44. Disney World didn't open until 1971. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they mean Disneyland?

    And MTWR only recently closed at WDW...

  45. MOD PARENT UP +1 INFORMATIVE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks man, that really brings back the memories

  46. Re:ur stupid ip by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, what gives? it was a scriptkiddie joke on his sig. Geeezzz.. Troll my ass.

  47. True Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....In 1994 I took my wife and daughter to Orlando to Disney World. It's about an 8-10 hour trip from where I live. All the way back I had to listen to my lovely progeny singing the refrain from "It's A Small World" over and overrrr....and...overrrrrrr.....

    For those of you in Rio Linda, that's *NINE frickin' hours*. Whoever thinks these rides need to be preserved is (a) an insensitive clod, or (b) not a parent, or (c) both.

    Don't you people know Disney's evil anyway?

  48. "Wow, That Was My Favorite Ride" says ride fan! by Basehart · · Score: 2, Informative

    I asked my wife if she'd heard of this ride, seeing as she was raised in Southern California before her family moved to Seattle in the early 80's. "Wow, That My Favorite Ride" she said, and told me all about the sights and sounds.

    It was kind of disappointing to not be able to access the .avi files, seeing as we have a Mac, but the .mpg's ran great and really blew her away how realistic it all looked.

    She mentioned a big eyeball that would peer down at you after the "miniaturization" process, which was maybe included in the .avi we got to hear but not see, and also how the cars would go to the left after entering the miniaturizer, as opposed to going straight and actually turning into those little timy cars in the injector device.

    Also, the cars would jiggle about as they moved along the track, which would be a nice touch instead of the clinically clean super smooth tracking that the default CGI outputs.

    Can't wait to see more, and replace the .avi's with .mpg's please. It's yet another closed msft standard.

    1. Re:"Wow, That Was My Favorite Ride" says ride fan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mac osx can run avi sometimes using VLC (Video lan client)

      MS after two years of delay also jsut released a free MS Windows Media Player for OS9 and osx this last month!

      and DIVX based avi's can be played perfectly in os9 and osx using the free divx codec form the official site for divx

      you have lots of choices. and should install all of these in mac os.

      VLC is the best though because it plays all sound tracks.

    2. Re:"Wow, That Was My Favorite Ride" says ride fan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the avi on mac thing has been buggin me for ages but never enough to do anything about it. good info thx

    3. Re:"Wow, That Was My Favorite Ride" says ride fan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  49. Inner Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Inner Space was a cool ride for me when I was 9 -- with a kid's imagination, you really felt like you were shrinking. Sad how you lose that when you grow up.

  50. Re:Trapped in Small world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We broke down in the part of that ride where all the dolls are singing in the different languages for about 20 minutes. Seemed like forever !

  51. AVI's MS-only? No it's not. You need "avifile" by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    It's not even really a standard but it is in no way Microsoft specific, anymore at least.

    If you want MS-only... look at WMV.

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  52. Ride Chairs are now in the Haunted House! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Those ride chairs are now in the haunted house, they painted the backs black, but they are the same track the same pull doen bar and behind you speakers and everything, so the ride still lives as a ghost ride!
    That's california disneyland, don't know about florida

    1. Re:Ride Chairs are now in the Haunted House! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about?

      First, the Disneyland Mr. Toads Wild Ride is still operating. Second, the Haunted Mansion (at both Disney World and Disneyland) have totally different vehicle systems than MTWR.

      The Haunted Mansion rides use what is called an Omnimover. It's a continuous loop of cars that remains constantly moving on tublar steel track. The track was actually manufactured by a ride company caleld Arrow (also known at different times at Arrow Dynamics, Arrow/Huss, Arrow Development, and now S&S Arrow). MTWR uses/used individual cars that travel along powered rails.

      Second, there are no speakers in the Mr. Toad's cars.

    2. Re:Ride Chairs are now in the Haunted House! by Norman+at+Davis · · Score: 1

      I actually think Anonymous Coward must have been refering to the omnimover cars from Journey Thru Inner Space (JTIS). This, however is not possible as the Haunted Mansion opened at the Disneyland Resort (DLR) on August 9, 1969 and JTIS closed in 1986 to be replaced by Star Tours (Click for more info on JTIS). The Omnimover system has been used by many rides throughout the Disney Empire, including the Haunted Mansion, Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin (WDW and soon at DLR), Joyrney Into Your Imagination (EPCOT), Spaceship Earth (EPCOT), the old World of Motion (EPCOT), the old Horizons (EPCOT), and JTIS (DLR). All had verious changes in style and design, but all followed the omnimover system of a chain of vehicles moving in a circuit. Hope my comments have helped.

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  53. MTWR - stay off the toad son. by rocketsled · · Score: 1

    Mr. don't lick the toad, it's wild and it will ride you.

  54. The ride chairs are now in the Haunted House by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the pull down bar, those speakers in the back of you and the rounded back give it away, just painted black, same track and motions, cal disney location, haunted house, anyone seen them at florida?

    1. Re:The ride chairs are now in the Haunted House by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, the inner space ride and the haunted mansion were open at the same time. the atommobiles are apparently now in a landfill in mexico. dammit.

    2. Re:The ride chairs are now in the Haunted House by Matt · · Score: 1
      The Haunted Mansion has used those long before Journey Through Inner Space closed down. The only difference is on HM they're called "doom buggies". :-)

      "Hurry back... Hurry back... Be sure to bring your death certificate..."

  55. Re:ur stupid ip by iiioxx · · Score: 1

    The sig would be funnier if the IP was 127.0.0.1.

  56. Dang, I've got to check my troll accounts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for mod points now.

  57. Wonder if a 3d game engine would work by SWTP_OS9 · · Score: 1

    I was wondering viewing the thread and the sites, could using a 3d game engine to create a simulation of the ride? Detail would be less but you could move the camera around. But would it be better than the coaster simulation out?

  58. Where will they get accurate data? by crucini · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I took a quick look at both sites (only one of which worked) and didn't see the obvious: where are they getting data? They need a plan showing ride track, figures, effects and show lighting. They may also need speed profile data - I believe the Toad vehicles are dual-speed, actuated by a cam that follows a hump in the floor. Are they simply going to fudge the geometry based on recollections? Guests do not get a good feel for how a ride is built by riding it. And yet, I think even the unremembered details contribute to the overall impression.

    Audio tracks are also an issue. For the simulation to feel right, they have to be localized to the location of the speaker. A tape recording made in the ride usually sounds like muck, and would probably violate copyright as well.

    In the absence of a convincing plan, I guess that this will be an impressionistic reconstruction that misses a lot of the detail. Really, there is no way, either technically or legally, to do a good job without the cooperation of Disney.

    1. Re:Where will they get accurate data? by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      As far as Toad is concerned, there are a *lot* of photographs and video available to draw from, not all of it taken by guests. :-)

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    2. Re:Where will they get accurate data? by Danny's_Land · · Score: 1

      Audio tracks are also an issue. For the simulation to feel right, they have to be localized to the location of the speaker. A tape recording made in the ride usually sounds like muck, and would probably violate copyright as well.

      Fans have been trading source recordings from Disney rides for years, and you used to be able to buy custom burned "Disneyland Forever" CDs at the park. The Adventure Thru Inner Space tracks include the complete lobby soundtrack, the complete ride, and the song "Miracles from Molecules" which played in the exit area.

      Here is more info on the Disneyland Forever CDs.

      Really, there is no way, either technically or legally, to do a good job without the cooperation of Disney.

      You're just not getting into the spirit of this thing at all, are you?

    3. Re:Where will they get accurate data? by crucini · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the link, which I found informative. There is more hope than I realized for this project. However, I must pick a nit. It doesn't look like all the tracks in rides are being released individually through this system. I read this list linked from your link. It looks like they're releasing high-profile tracks, like memorable narration and music. However I noticed that for Pirates they released mixes. It's hard to unmix a mix! OK, if the mix perfectly represents the location and timing you want in your simulation, you can just go with it. But if it has effect X a half second earlier than it is in the ride, it's tough to fix. The page mentions that there are roughly 150 sounds in the system. A single (older) ride typically has 50-100 tracks. So it looks like the majority of tracks are not released.

      You're just not getting into the spirit of this thing at all, are you?

      I find the idea very appealling, but I have two grave concerns. First, everyone takes away a different impression from a themed attraction, but reconstructing the attraction from those impressions might not be as good as the original. Fan fiction is usually horrible. Second, it's sad to see a lot of work going into something legally encumbered. If the project relies on copyrighted sounds, or other intellectual property of Disney, it could be blocked legally. I think the AT&T vs. Berkeley lawsuit taught a strong lesson on that.

      Still, I wish these recreators the best.
    4. Re:Where will they get accurate data? by Danny's_Land · · Score: 1

      > However I noticed that for Pirates they
      > released mixes. It's hard to unmix a mix!

      The Pirates mix doesn't reflect reality at all, nor was it intended to. It is mixed in such a way as to include every line spoken by every character, which makes the track much longer than the ride -- about 17 minutes. Same thing with the Haunted Mansion mix, which is a whopping 22 minutes long.

      Meanwhile, fans have been circulating high-quality bootlegs of isolated ride sounds for years. Doombuggies.com has a mess of Haunted Mansion tracks here.

      http://doombuggies.com/media_audio4.htm

      As for the legal aspect, the one of the four factors in fair use of copyrighted materials is "the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work" Since these are defunct rides, which Disney has no intention of rebuilding, the digital re-creations can't have any effect on their market. And even if Disney did have plans for this material, (CD re-issues, for example) the court has to decide if the "infringing" use actually diminishes the market. In some cases you can create a work covered by fair use which uses the original material and completely kills the potential market for the original work. Doesn't happen very often in today's greedy corporate climate, but it's allowed under the law. Disney could simply throw so much money into a lawsuit that they crush their opponent -- hardly the spirit of the original U.S. Copyright Act.

      I highly recommend this completely biased page of links to copyright and fair use info:
      http://negativland.com/intprop.html

      And there's always more Ride Theory info than you can use at:
      www.dannysland.blogspot.com

      DH

  59. Resurrected, to no avail... by djward · · Score: 3, Funny

    They brought them back in CGI, only to be shut down again by the long lines of Slashdotters spilling soda and nachos on each other, trying to cram into a website that only seats 30...

  60. Re:Soon no more MTWR at DLR - Wrong by tabacco · · Score: 1

    No, it's not. Right now the company has absolutely no known plans to shut down any of the existing Fantasyland attractions. I'm not sure where you get your info from, but it's flat-out wrong.

  61. Small, Small world... by djh101010 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We got stuck in "It's a small world" with that damn song going over and over and over. Talk about an earworm, that's got to be the worst one ever. To this day, I can elicit a visceral response from my folks by launching into that song.

    The gnome-things were all smiling, though, so they seemed to be enjoying it well enough. Hell, we were just passing through, they're stuck there 24x7.

  62. I was going to RTFA... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    .. then I remembered being stuck in It's a Small World for 45 minutes. You guys may laugh, but because of this ride there's an episode of the Simpsons I still can't stomach.

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    1. Re:I was going to RTFA... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Duff Beer for me! Duff Beer for YOU! I'll have a Duff, you have one too..."

      =D

    2. Re:I was going to RTFA... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      Ass. Just for that, I'm telling everybody you run Windows.

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    3. Re:I was going to RTFA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa: "Can't talk. Coming down."

  63. Pirates trapped again! by rjung2k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Swear to Primus, I was at Disneyland (CA) just yesterday, and my son wanted one ride on "Pirates" before we left for the night. So since I was already dog-tired and wanted to go home, the boat goes and gets stalled at the foot of the final lift before the ride ends. Probably took us 20 minutes to get out of there.

    I think if I had to listen to "A Pirate's Life For Me" -- along with the animatronic pirates grunting as they hauled that treasure chest -- for another ten minutes, I would have personally hunted down all of the ride operators involved in that fiasco...

  64. The nucleus... and mucus by payote · · Score: 0

    A favorite pasttime of us local So Cal kids was to save up a big loogie for the end of the ride - the nucleus, and spit on it - the light inside it was so hot, it would sizzle. Many times we'd arrive there, see a bunch of steaming spit stains on it and laugh so hard we'd swallow a ride's worth of hockable lungh butter.

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  65. Uhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gnome-things aren't alive! Big difference.

  66. Don't Get Out on Pirates Of The Caribean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite part of Mr. Toads was when the train came right at you and then you went to hell, very creepy. But seriously, once my brother jumped out of the gondola on Pirates and all of a sudden a voice came over a loud speaker "Please get back in the boat!". It was at the part where the guys in the cells are trying to get the dog to give them the keys. It was the first time I realized how much the had the place under surveilance.

  67. AVIs read by Quicktime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you guys talking about Quicktime handles AVIs!!! Maybe it's cause I have Quicktime Pro but I've never had a problem viewing them, now ASF files require Windows Media Player

  68. Sleeping Editors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Choosing to publish a story that so badly gets its computer jargon wrong (CGI for CG) is just bad business. Sure, you're too busy contemplating what to get for your mother for Christmas, but between "Buy Now" and "You've been sent an email confirming your order," is there not enough time in the day to eliminate that "I"?

  69. Two even better sites for Disney Weenies by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


    Nothing personal, I understand that people can love the characters and memories, but let's not forget what the money goes towards...

    Here's two more great sites
    Stop Disney and the entertainment industry from trampling your rights.
    The Eric Eldred Act

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  70. Dude, I feel your pain by BiOFH · · Score: 1

    I still have Small World flashbacks... makes me wanna chew my arm off in hopes the pain will make me forget...

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  71. Oh! I hope they add the voice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I still remember it from so long ago! You got to hear the instructions for people who finished the ride while you were standing in the line waiting to hop on.



    Step off to the left, please.


    Please step off to the left.


    Step off to the left, please.


    Please step off to the left.


    Step off to the left, please.


    Please step off to the left.



    Strangely, that's the only thing I remember about the ride.

  72. Way offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think this is a fantastic idea. Someone (you maybe?) e-mailed it to me a wek or so ago.

    Last night, while channel surfing, I came across "Cheaters," I told my wife the "Bullies" idea. She thought it was a good idea too.

    The only problem I see is getting permissions because of the minors and stuff.

    You should pitch this show to someone. Seriously.

    1. Re:Way offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone who? Think of my hollywood skills this way, it's like someone who's never used a computer before and trying to teach them...

  73. uses outside a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is kind of late in the day posting 2 days after the story aired, but i was wandering,

    if this new plastice use could hold a filesystem like dos or ext3 or even anything else, then would it be possible to run sections in length across an existing structure (maybe in layers)then format it as a filesystem, then run a scandisk or something simular for a quick integrity check and damage control?

    several layers could possibly be used to calculate the amount of damage to say a militery vehicle after a morter hit or be placed in layer inside body armer to give a read out of the integrity of the siute so maybe soldiers with a higher risk of becomeing a casualty could be repositioned before it fails. maybe even in the hulls of boats and submarines or aircraft as an early warning system after disverse conditions. image how many oil spills could be avoided if a light turned on saying the holding tank has weakend in this area or that area because the fsck showed so many bad sectors. and compared the information from several different layers.

    if this turnes out to be efective and usfull, a couple of miles of cheap plastice along with a modest computer, the price should be affordable for about any company in this field of operation.

  74. Re:disney nostalgia freaks, there's a place for yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually they do. It's listed as "Submarine Voyage" in Tomorrowland. (I guess that was the Disneyland name, while 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea is the WDW name).

  75. Stop saying CGI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lost Disney Rides recreated in CGI

    Say what now?

    http://www.disney.com/spacemountain.pl ??

    Doesn't sound quite the same to me.

    Oh, did they mean re-created through computer graphics? Then what the hell is the I for?

  76. Re:disney nostalgia freaks, there's a place for yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clicky Linky.

    (use <A HREF="http://www.yesterland.com/yester.html">Click y </A> in your posts to do that...).

  77. Mr. Toad, I never knew ye... by arothmanmusic · · Score: 1

    I've only been to Disney World, and just twice... first time was before Epcot existed, and Mr. Toad's Ride was unfortunately closed. Second time was a couple of years ago and it had already been replaced by the Pooh ride, which, imho, was pretty kickass. :)

  78. Lost Disney Rides Recreated in CGI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my favorite was Eastern Airlines "Wings of Man" back in the early 70's. . .

    They had a scene where you were riding one of those desert sail-cars - the ride's car would tilt back and it really felt like you were accelerating

    We went to south Florida during a hurricane and there was nobody in any of the lines at Disney World. Did the haunted mansion three times in an hour & a half.

    When we returned to Virgnia at the end of our holiday, it had been wrecked by the storm.

  79. don't forget about the haunted mansion by LostboyTNT · · Score: 1

    forget about pirates of the carribean, that's old news, today it's the haunted mansion! (don't you know anything?)
    check your local listings for info (lol)

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    1. Re:don't forget about the haunted mansion by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      What's REALLY sad is that soon, the Disney corporation will be sending out assasins to kill anyone even USING the word "pirates"

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  80. Re:VERY Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing against handicap, but closing somthing like that, because it's not handicap accesable, is lame!
    'if we can't ride it, NO-ONE CAN!'

  81. I want... by cafebabe · · Score: 1

    Where's the CGI "Carousel Of Progress"?

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  82. atommobiles.com's demise by OFP_857 · · Score: 1

    Thanks to the reckless and unauthorized link to atommobiles.com, the site has been closed because the link drew somwhere in the neighborhood of 11,000 users. I talked to the domain owner and he now faces HUGH bandwitdh expenses that he cannot afford. Thanks for killing one of my favorite sites.

    1. Re:atommobiles.com's demise by nexusone · · Score: 1

      Only 11,000 users killed the site?
      Most be a slow slashdot day, should have been double that on a good day.

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    2. Re:atommobiles.com's demise by OFP_857 · · Score: 1

      I guess I should have added that there was 33840.220 MB worth of stuff downloaded as well. His site just wasn't setup for that amount of bandwidth.

  83. Re:ur stupid ip by Grotus · · Score: 1

    127.0.0.1 is too obvious, using 192.168.1.100 (the default starting DHCP served address from Linksys broadband routers) is much more clever, even if it catches fewer people.

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  84. Re:ur stupid ip by iiioxx · · Score: 1

    127.0.0.1 is too obvious, using 192.168.1.100 (the default starting DHCP served address from Linksys broadband routers) is much more clever, even if it catches fewer people.

    Well, I don't imagine it would really "catch" anyone (as in someone actually trying to pull a remote exploit on that IP thinking it is a legit address). So based purely on comedic value, I think 127.0.0.1 is much funnier (exactly because it is so obvious, and it conjures the image of a know-nothing h4X0r wannabe trying to crack 127.0.0.1). However, your mileage may vary.

  85. Mr Toad was still around by bluethundr · · Score: 1

    The Walt Disney World version of Mr. Toad's Wild Ride closed in 1967.

    I remeber riding that ride in Disney World when I was 7 years old. And I was born in 1969! My guess is that they are talking about the DisneyLAND (not World) ride which closed in '67. Or perhaps it was a revamped version I rode as a kid.

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