Heh heh. Posting anonymously when resting your authority on the strength of your name rather than the validity of your argument. Have to feed the troll on this one.
Yeah, that'll probably work something like this...
Welcome to Alaskan Way Viaduct customer support. Your call is important to us. We are receiving a higher than expected level of calls at the moment and thank you for your patience. You're approximate waiting time will be 30 minutes.
4 hours later
Pleased to be welcome to Alaskan Way Viaduct customer support, how may I help you?
"Hello, Alaskan Way Viaduct project officials? This is STP. The DOT says you bore a hole in the ground in 2002. We're just calling to make sure you guys removed the pipe."
Pleased to be sorry, sir, I do not know what you mean about DOT.
15 minute explanation later...
Pleased to be putting you through to my manager
2 hours later
This is Alaskan Way Viaduct level 2 support, how may I help?
"Hello, Alaskan Way Viaduct project officials? This is STP. The DOT says you bore a hole in the ground in 2002. We're just calling to make sure you guys removed the pipe."
The documentation states that the pipe has been removed sir.
Come on, of course it's just for study. Why else would the National Science Academy form the Pacific Research Institute for Chemical Knowledge? What, to get DNA linked to drivers licenses? Of course not! The National Science Academy already has all of that information.
This is just a benign, voluntary research campaign. So please, listen to the Pacific Research Institute for Chemical Knowledge and just hand over your DNA. We would also appreciate a few ovums from a selection of healthy, attractive ladies aged 18-25. For research purposes of course!
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So... in other words, you're saying that the whole thing is blowing a bunch of hot air?
Forget hopes and dreams, power it on a person's sense of self-satisfaction. Although low yield, it's in vast abundance.
Trust me, I have a PhD in engineering.
Heh heh. Posting anonymously when resting your authority on the strength of your name rather than the validity of your argument. Have to feed the troll on this one.
They probably preferred antelope with cantaloupe.
Don't worry, as it stands politicians have been doing it for years anyway.
Now you're just taking the Mickey.
Yeah, not really pinterested.
Or on lightbulbs that cost less than $300.
Yeah, that'll probably work something like this...
Welcome to Alaskan Way Viaduct customer support. Your call is important to us. We are receiving a higher than expected level of calls at the moment and thank you for your patience. You're approximate waiting time will be 30 minutes.
4 hours later
Pleased to be welcome to Alaskan Way Viaduct customer support, how may I help you?
"Hello, Alaskan Way Viaduct project officials? This is STP. The DOT says you bore a hole in the ground in 2002. We're just calling to make sure you guys removed the pipe."
Pleased to be sorry, sir, I do not know what you mean about DOT.
15 minute explanation later...
Pleased to be putting you through to my manager
2 hours later
This is Alaskan Way Viaduct level 2 support, how may I help?
"Hello, Alaskan Way Viaduct project officials? This is STP. The DOT says you bore a hole in the ground in 2002. We're just calling to make sure you guys removed the pipe."
The documentation states that the pipe has been removed sir.
Eat that Heston Blumenthal!
We Australians exported all of the people like this to New Zealand. It raised the average IQ in both countries.
He better be damn nice to his cellie unless he wants to sleep with one eye open for the rest of his sentence.
Kids, say goodbye to your uncle Artie.
Hack, Hack, cough, splutter, die. Just like in meatspace.
sudo - /
Type in password
cd
rm * -Rf
Problem solved.
Sleep your thread man!
I guess family reunions would have been a great place to pick up.
The tulips are dying, the tulips are dying!!
Nah, they're safe as houses.
And this, kiddies, is why you need to look like a dork and wear your safety glasses.
I see what you did there!
Welcome to half assed computing.
Come on, of course it's just for study. Why else would the National Science Academy form the Pacific Research Institute for Chemical Knowledge? What, to get DNA linked to drivers licenses? Of course not! The National Science Academy already has all of that information.
This is just a benign, voluntary research campaign. So please, listen to the Pacific Research Institute for Chemical Knowledge and just hand over your DNA. We would also appreciate a few ovums from a selection of healthy, attractive ladies aged 18-25. For research purposes of course!
Whenever you peel back the layers of an onion, someone is bound to cry.
Fight for robot rights! (Before they do)
Those who understood binary, and those who didn't.