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  1. Re:So cool! on RPC DCOM Cleanup Worm Appears · · Score: 1

    This could be one hell of a way to fix the holes. When MS comes out with a patch, they could just write a virus that spreads like wildfire, exploit their own hole that then fixes that hole.

  2. Re:Guess they've figured out how to get around the on US Military Develops P2P Wireless Network Sniffer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Light signalling morse code

  3. Truly Random on LavaRnd: A Open Source Project for Truly Random Numbers · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but "truly random" numbers are not just practically impossible, but ARE impossible. Everything (including natural effects) can approach randomness, but never be TRULY random. Everything follows a pattern in some way, even radiation.

  4. So naturally .... on Creatine Found to Boost Brainpower · · Score: 1

    me covering up my body odor with deoderant makes me dumber and weaker. Mmm, maybe I should sue Right Guard for taking my "intellectual property".

  5. Re:Flood of idiocy from Utah? on SCO Calls IBM Countersuit "Unsubstantiated Allegations" · · Score: 1

    This is the most informative post I've seen that somehow gets a Funny rating...

  6. Re:Whoop! on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 1

    No, SCO is violating 4 completely unrelated patents (to each other and to the case). It is a sort-of blackmail shot at SCO.

    "The patents cover a data compression technique, a method of navigating among program menus that use options that are arranged in a graphical tree, a method for verifying that an electronic message was received and a method for monitoring computing systems that are linked in a cluster."

  7. Quite Odd on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 1

    Ok, so SCO says IBM cannot distribute AIX, but they do so anyhow. Linux tells SCO that we either distribute under the GPL or not at all. Then IBM tells SCO that SCO cannot distribute Unixware, etc... Pretty soon software as we know it will become undistributable. The RIAA would love this tactic.

  8. SCO Check Code on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 2, Funny

    #include <stdio.h>

    int main(int argc, char *argv[]) {
    printf("You're clean!\n");
    return 0;
    }

  9. Re:Now look for the others as well on SCO May Countersue Red Hat, SuSE Joins The Fray · · Score: 1

    I assume Mandrake ...

    I wouldn't expect the French to step up and defend anything.

  10. Re:SCO is hiring! on SCO May Countersue Red Hat, SuSE Joins The Fray · · Score: 1

    For a second there I thought they would be hiring a programmer...

  11. Re:SCO shares on SCO "Disappointed" by Red Hat Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    Why would you burn SCO's shares? That would make the existing shares go up!

  12. Re:This happens because of dumb admins, not google on Googling Your Way Into Hacking · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even better yet, "rm ~/.bash_history && ln -s /dev/dsp ~/.bash_history". Now everything you type will literally "sound like crap".

  13. Space on Skydiving Across the English Channel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see how hard this could be with wings and 5+ miles of altitude to work with. However, it is pretty cool.

  14. Re:Sounds like a profit model to me... on 2191.78 Years for the RIAA to Sue Everyone · · Score: 1

    Just that humans expire more quickly than copyrights.

  15. Re:One Reason (Sun) on Why SCO UNIX Is A Bad Idea · · Score: 1

    How do you think Sun will feel when all the SCO licensed Unix will be release into the wild (public domain) after spending $100,000,000 half a year ago.

  16. Re:3.5 million on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: 1

    The only thing you would then need to worry about is a robot that can maintain robots. Or even better, a robot that can program. If any of you programmers make a program that can program, I'll program your ass!

  17. MS Robots on Will Humanoid Robots Take All the Jobs by 2050? · · Score: 1

    If they are made my MS, then the robots will crash enough that we'll need more people to maintain them than the jobs they replace.

  18. Re:Canada is safe on MIT, Boston College Refuse DMCA Subpoenas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US has this too. It was even in the Bill of Rights over 220 years ago. It's called "Illegal Search & Seizure", yet the DMCA passed anyhow. If there is any constitutionality in the US today, it'll get overthrown or DMCA will become an amendment (and the later will not happen because you need a 3/4 vote by the people (not reps/companies)).

  19. Re:Well on Getting Back Into Shape While At The Office? · · Score: 2, Funny

    quick job during your lunch break

    I hope this is a typo. Otherwise, I think I'll pass ...

  20. Re:Ummmm on Digging Holes in Google · · Score: 1

    Basically, MS is openly admitting that they will be skewing their own results. Anyone else find it odd that MS(N) used "apple" as an example. This is because they want to skew the true web results to not favor their competition as much as it the competition shows up on a specific search.

  21. Re:Sounds like my mom trying to search.. on Digging Holes in Google · · Score: 1

    You must add that any research paper about apples is just _that_, about "apples" not "apple".

  22. Re:Pretty weak on Digging Holes in Google · · Score: 1

    Hey, I wanted to search for a pimp-mobile on Google, but when I searched for "car", I got a listing of car manufacturers and price listings. It's terrible!

  23. Re:Full list of what you need on Buy.Com Debuts Music Download Site · · Score: 1

    Processor - 233 megahertz (MHz) processor, such as an Intel Pentium II or Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) processor Oh my god! They are giving us a choice?! I'm going to take full advantage of that!

  24. Duplicate on SCO Extorting Unixware Licenses to Linux Users? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is not far from not being a non-duplicated story.

  25. Re:This is blatantly off-topic but... on How SCO Helped Linux Go Enterprise · · Score: 1

    I think less means money. yeaaaaahhhhhhhh....