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  1. it's a perfectly fair comparison on "Right To Repair" Bill Advances In Massachusetts · · Score: 3, Informative

    I second the motion that VAG-COM is awesome. However it shouldn't be used to contrast VW/Audi with Volvo, since (to my knowledge) VAG-COM was reverse engineered entirely independently of VW after frustration with VW's use of proprietary codes.

    Actually, it should - because VW/Audi's code is private/proprietary, but with a few exceptions (namely, encryption/encoding used to match the dashboard cluster to the ECU and the immobilizer, for anti-theft reasons) nothing is encrypted.

    VW/Audi don't ship electronic modules and parts without software/programming. You may need to flip some bits, but VAG-COM can do it. And you can move parts between cars. And the software in a effing headlight (!!) isn't specifically and purposefully encrypted for one specific car. For Volvos, IT IS. And because of all that encryption, there will never be a "VLV-COM".

    It's a fundamental design and business policy difference, and one whose only purpose is to bone the customer and lock them into servicing their car at mechanics who do enough volume to be able to afford the outrageous VIDA fees. And in ten years when they stop making modules for a particular Volvo, you won't be able to go to the junkyard and yank a module.

  2. Volvo especially blows in this department on "Right To Repair" Bill Advances In Massachusetts · · Score: 5, Informative

    Do NOT buy a Volvo newer than '06 if you care about this sort of stuff. Any Volvo after about MY2006 requires something called "VIDA", which is the worst kind of crippled software. First, you need a several-thousand-dollar interface box. Second, the software requires a LIVE INTERNET CONNECTION. Cars after 2000 or so and before 2006 require "VADIS" and the same $$$$$ interface box.

    Get a load of this: every module in the car (and there are a dozen plus) requires firmware or "coding". That coding is VIN specific, and the software is ENCRYPTED TO YOUR SPECIFIC CAR by Volvo before it is transmitted to you (the reason a live connection is required.) Further, the download requires a payment to Volvo! Just the ability to use VIDA is subscription based, and you pay separately for diagnostic abilities, wiring charts, and technical information. As in, you have to pay for each one if you want it- it's not a package.

    On the Audi/VW side, there is an awesome program called VAG-COM which allows you to view all sorts of parameters, adjust values, read diagnostic codes, etc...almost EVERYTHING that can possibly be accessed or tweaked. Alarm motion sensor too sensitive? Tweak it. Want to be able to roll up your windows from the keyfob? Done. Want to enable one-touch-up on a window? Done. Want to install euro-code taillights with yellow turn signals? Done. Want to let your fog lights stay on with your highbeams, or run with the headlights off? Done and done. Costs a few hundred dollars, and that includes the adapter. You can buy the factory repair manual, and once you have, it's yours, and you can diagnose and repair many things yourself, replace components, etc.

    On the Volvo side...guess what? VIDA required. "What about ODB2?" you say? Well, ODB2 only encompasses the most basic live engine information and diagnostic codes. If you want anything actually useful, you need to know the custom ODB2 data fields (very similar to how SNMP is an open standard, but nearly worthless without vendor OIDs.)

    Truly, madly blows. There are a bunch of parameters that can be changed on my car, but they can only be done by the dealer, and they're guaranteed to charge for it. Nevermind that the whole car is networked with CAN-BUS and many of the mid-2000's models have huge problems with module failures, network bus problems, etc. Oh, and the best part: if a software update fucks up something, they can't roll it back. Volvo didn't design the systems to allow for going back a firmware revision. You can only install NEWER versions!

  3. Not completely their fault on IEEE Approves 802.11n Wi-Fi Standard · · Score: 5, Informative
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/09/21/802_11n_patent_threat/

    I'm assuming that if it had been as simple as "take their legos and play elsewhere" (ie replace CSIRO patented technology), they would have done so. The article was written before CSIRO refused to sign the agreements, and before they secretly negotiated what amounted to licensing agreements with a number of top manufacturers.

    Interestingly, someone just revised the Wikipedia article by wholesale-deleting any references to patent issues, CSIRO, or their licensing "settlements".

    What is annoying is that I had to give up trying to find information on WHAT the infringements were. Nobody seems to know, or want to say.

  4. This will only help cruelty on Pain-Free Animals Could Take Suffering Out of Farming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This could end much of the concern about cruel farming practices, but unfortunately still leaves my design for the fiery hamburger punch in the unethical column.

    No, I think it will only raise the concerns. Just because an animal can't feel you pushing it around with a forklift doesn't mean it isn't cruel. Further, pain is a safety of sorts...that an animal can feel pain and react to it is motivation for its owners/caretakers to treat it properly. Granted, there are some sick people who don't care, but thankfully, many people at least feel guilt at the sound and sight of an animal in pain. Why exactly are we taking that away, instead of treating the animals better? Oh yes, right, profit.

    Furthermore, while I enjoy a tasty cheeseburger as much as any other omnivore, I have enough vegetarian friends to know that their concerns in the "treatment of animals" department (there are MANY reasons people go vegetarian) extend well beyond immediate pain. It's also the concept of keeping animals in captivity they object to, and they don't really mean the cute farm your kids draw. They mean the megafarms where animals spend their entire lives in a pen the size of your shower.

  5. she's an athlete? on Google Patents Its Home Page · · Score: 1

    Powerful executive; athlete; fashionista; and genius inventor of this totally unprecedented rendering of HTML

    She's not an "athlete". Neither her Wikipedia page nor any google searches turn up any mention of her doing any sports, nor any competitive entries.

  6. already being slashdotted, USE THE CACHE, LUKE on First Hot-Ice Computer Created · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://uncomp.uwe.ac.uk.nyud.net/adamatzky/hot-ice/
    (Patience, it may take a bit for Coral to get the videos cached.)

  7. Why are we making excuses for idiots? on Utah Law Punishes Texters As Much As Drunks In Driving Fatalities · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In effect, a crash caused by such a multitasking motorist is no longer considered an 'accident' like one caused by a driver who, say, runs into another car because he nodded off at the wheel.

    Except nodding off or passing out at the wheel is not an accident. It has a cause (medical or just simply not getting enough sleep.) It's one thing if you have a random stroke nobody saw coming. It's another if the doctor has said "you're at high risk for _______. You should not be driving."

    If it's a case where you were simply too tired- well, we're not children and it's not rocket science why you "microsleep" or completely fall asleep at the wheel. It happened to me ONCE- woke up in a different lane than I remembered being in. Scared the crap out of me, and I've since learned to get my ass off the road to a rest-stop for a 20-30 minute nap if I feel any of the signs of being too tired, which are pretty damn hard to miss. And to make sure I get enough sleep if I'm doing a bunch of driving!

    I see this all the time with bicyclists who are killed by drivers completely let off the hook. A woman local to Boston was killed in Seattle by an older guy driving his van. On a wide-open highway, in clear weather, in the middle of the day. He was charged with nothing- they said it was due to "inattentiveness." In other words, the fucker wasn't looking where he was going, killed someone, and he gets a free pass? How is that justice? How does that hold people responsible for paying attention to where they pilot a 2-ton hunk of metal at 70 MPH?

    Methinks the thought of spending the rest of your life in jail for killing someone with your car would make people pay a little more attention than getting an occasional speeding ticket for doing 5mph more than everyone else, which is only a randomly collected road tax.

  8. Re:It's not a choice for us "trannies" either on How To Prove Someone Is Female? · · Score: 1

    Why would i choose this?

    Because like many people who choose self-destructive behavior or thoughts- you have serious mental health issues and need to urgently seek treatment, and treatment does not mean surgery, talking to friends, "support groups", or making deeply personal postings on slashdot. Treatment means professional psychiatric treatment. IMPORTANT: I did NOT say OR imply (nor do I believe) that being GLBT is a mental illness or can be "treated" to make you "normal".

    I would say this to anyone who is expressing borderline-suicidal thoughts on a public forum to complete strangers. That is a separate problem to your gender identity. There are many PEOPLE who look at other PEOPLE and are jealous not of their sexual identity, but of their perceived better physical attributes, relatonships, wealth, talent, etc. Jealousy is a normal emotion to some degree, but if it (like any emotion) becomes so extreme that you are obsessed with it or "hoping to die", you need to seek immediate help. After you address the suicidal/will-to-live issues, then consider your gender identity.

  9. BREAKING, ENTERING on Australian Police Database Lacked Root Password · · Score: 1

    In most jurisdictions that formally define "breaking and entering" make it synonymous with burglary

    Breaking is the act of forcing open a way onto secured property, and entering is the act of actually going onto it / inside.

  10. I obviously mean to say "loans" on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 1

    Could you at least read the article summary?

    Could you at least recognize that I obviously accidentally wrote "trading" when I meant to say "loans"? I can't believe you got modded up, even if you are an anon.

  11. driveways !public and neither are private docs on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 1, Insightful

    But they also don't take him to court and file a gag order against him or issue takedowns.

    Posting a document marked "private and confidential", which were protected by confidentiality agreements signed by the employees who leaked them (or were obtained by breaking into computer systems or bypassing security systems), believe it or not, is not legally defensible. It may be morally correct or even honorable in your eyes (and possibly in mine, I'm on the fence), but one man's morals do not make another man's actions legal.

    Furthermore, if the guy is on public property and not interfering, they can't really do anything. (Right to free assembly.)

    Way to focus on issues not germane. Aside from the fact that I said "driveway" and "property", you missed the point of the example- or you were hoping to be modded up for comment coattail-riding. The crux of the example was that there are many times when it is a perfectly acceptable course of action to ignore something.

  12. logical fallacy, for starters on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it was a bunch of lies, then the bank officials would have pointed that out.

    And when a guy stands in the driveway of a GM plant screaming that alien technology is being used to make Corvettes, does that mean it's true because GM refuses to answer questions from him or reporters and then kicks him off the property? Of course not.

    First off, I didn't say the claims were lies. I said there was no explanation or analysis, and thus no way for me to verify them. There isn't even any explanation as to why they believe the documents are authentic. I was lamenting, in general, at the lack of explanations and analysis of documents posted to Wikileaks as a whole. Putting down a list of companies and calling it "analysis" isn't.

    Second, it does not logically follow that if someone doesn't deny something, it is true- in part or whole. 5th Amendment, anyone? Same goes for trying to get something out of the public spotlight. Maybe the whole reason they want to suppress it is because it IS bullshit, and letting it spread would make it difficult or impossible to find impartial jurors in a criminal or civil trial- or harm existing companies that have done legitimate business with them.

    Lastly, very often a public relations effort involves not even acknowledging claims, regardless of their merit. There are a variety of reasons why. For example: sometimes the claims are bullshit but you don't feel you can convince the public otherwise. Sometimes you want to keep a low profile and hope people will get bored and move on to shinier news items. Sometimes you cannot say anything because of pending legal action- either because it would be risky to comment, or you've been told not to.

    But hey, feel free to play out the simple Hollywood conspiracy movie plot. The world is rarely that simple.

  13. Who are the insiders? on Censorship Struggle Underway In Iceland · · Score: 5, Interesting

    revealing billions in insider loans,

    Like most wikileaks documents, I've found it nearly impossible to verify the high level claim (insider trading) off the information provided. They always seem to drop the ball on writing down their analysis...or letting others (otherwise, it's NOT a wiki!). I expect several pages of summary and analysis, but instead, just broad claims with little or no references or supporting facts.

    For those of us who aren't experts in Icelandic corporations and banking, here's a sample, after some googling- one of the listed parties is a Robert Tchenguiz.

    If the claims in that blog posting are true, 500BN of Iceland's citizens' money flew out the door in "loans" to tax haven countries.

  14. have you read your "fucking" constitution? on FCC Probing Apple, AT&T Rejection of Google Voice · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So if AT&T is pissed at VOIP (wow, no Telecom has *evaaaaah* been pissed at VOIP), would they... could they.... just possibly..... dial up their *exclusive* partner and subtly indicate, "Hey... would you mind suppressing our competition?". This does not require any sort of investigation whatsoever.

    Ah, right, the 28th Amendment, which says "innocent until proven guilty, unless EdIII From Slashdot thinks it's likely".

    Also, you don't seem to understand the difference between a VOIP client like Skype or Gizmo, and Google Voice- which is basically very fancy voicemail. The only thing the iPhone client does is make calling OUTBOUND with your Google Voice number easier. The call still goes through AT&T, they still get to bill you for your minutes, etc. Not really a competitor.

    If it's so likely they were anticompetitive, and the justice and regulatory systems work, they'll be found guilty and punished. Given that they already have a better handle on the situation than you do, I'm glad we only have 27 amendments. Look at the questions being asked- TRUE competitors have NOT been yanked.

  15. hurricanes don't obliterate buildings on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 1

    Also, I'd much rather be here than where hurricanes or earthquakes or forest fires are apt to hit, because tornadoes by their nature affect only a small area.

    Hurricanes don't often rip (properly constructed) buildings to shreds. Tornadoes obliterate anything in their path.

    Both hurricanes and forest fires are easily "built for." Tornadoes? Not so much.

    How hilarious that a bunch of idiots on slashdot with virtually no qualifications are questioning the validity of a study done by the GAO, which presumably has at least SOME people who know what they're talking about.

  16. expected from those who changed the national diet on DHS Pathogen Lab To Be Built In "Tornado Alley" · · Score: 1

    What do you expect from a region of the country that has been largely responsible for the tilting of our national diet towards corn? Teaching of religious "alternatives" to evolution? Unconstitutional "homeland" "security"? Preemptive warmaking in the name of "freedom"?

    Thanks to the political primaries and low population density, a bunch of ignorant and extremely socially conservative idiots have been driving and heavily influencing our political landscape.

  17. Re:this wasn't a suicide on Chinese Employee Loses iPhone Prototype, Kills Self · · Score: 1

    http://www.pcworld.com/article/138352/reports_on_chinese_ipod_sweatshop_suppressed.html?tk=rel_news
    How's your crow pie, bitch? Newsflash: China is a COMMUNIST country.

  18. this wasn't a suicide on Chinese Employee Loses iPhone Prototype, Kills Self · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't like playing cultural imperialist, but something about current Asian cultures seems to me to be broken: this isn't exactly the first suicide of its sort, or even an uncommon phenomenon, just one of the more high-profile cases (since it's Apple, and a senior guy). Western culture isn't immune to these effects either (cf. high-profile financial advisors committing suicide in 2008-2009)

    Um, this wasn't a suicide. And it's a nice bit of cultural stereotyping to picture asian people happily falling on their swords. It is deeply insulting (or you're deeply stupid) to think that someone of any culture would commit suicide just for losing / selling a production prototype.

    Funny thing is, we know exactly where it went- it popped up on ebay recently and was big news. It was also dead as a doornail- nobody could load firmware onto it. Yeah, it was a fuckup, but Apple could easily recover that phone if they wanted to, either legally or by simply saying "please", or giving the seller what he paid for it (unlikely.)

    Which do you think is more likely? That he was riddled with guilt over the loss of a prototype worth maybe a few hundred dollars in parts and little intellectual property value (since there are millions of copies in the world?) and jumped....or was pushed over the balcony ledge by a bunch of company goons who were told to make an example of him to employees, with a public story that "our employees are so dedicated to your security, they'll..."? And really, how impartial do you think the investigation is going to be? In China, these companies own and run entire cities that make Mall of America look like a strip-mall. They don't even need to pay off the police- they already employ them.

  19. ever been around a feral cat or dog? on Cats "Exploit" Humans By Purring · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you want to see what domesticated looks like, look at dogs, or horses. Domesticated dogs and horses take their instructions from human masters. Cats, as a rule, don't.

    If you want to see what non-domesticated looks like, have a feral cat in your house for an hour or two. Or a feral dog.

    If you and your house survive, congratulations. Cats ARE, in fact, domesticated animals, as are dogs- because they have early and often human contact. If kittens (or puppies) are not handled frequently once they get beyond a certain stage, they won't recognize or trust humans.

  20. retaliation? on Comcast DNS Redirection Launched In Trial Markets · · Score: 1

    How exactly does a customer "retaliate", other than canceling their service, which is grossly impractical, given that, for example, in Boston, one only has 1-2 choices in cost-effective, high-speed internet access? Verizon services almost all suburban areas in MA with FiOS, but not anywhere in Boston, Cambridge, etc....so your choices are shitty DSL for $$$, or Comcast.

  21. thank you for rehashing exactly what I said on Bugatti's Latest Veyron, Most Ridiculous Car on the Planet? · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? Bugatti has been around forever.

    Yes, but before the Veyron, your average Joe had never heard of them.

    the Veyron is it's "gimmick" (for the car illiterate, this is an understatement) to show the world how bloody good they are.

    Hey asshat (who got modded up, time to start metamoderating again), what the fuck do you think this means?

    The whole point of a halo car is to demonstrate engineering prowess and/or get PR for the company.

    Oh look. You said EXACTLY THE SAME THING I DID.

  22. Re:Who makes the "rules" of a community? on Researcher Trolls MMO, Surprised When Players Hate Him · · Score: 1

    It's like people who go 45 MPH in the left lane on a 55 MPH road. Yeah, that's definitely what the laws say you can do,

    No, it's not. In every state I've been in, the left-most lane on a multi-lane road is for passing only, with minor exceptions. If you're not passing people (and you won't be, going 45 in a 55), you're breaking the law.

  23. It's the ultimate halo car on Bugatti's Latest Veyron, Most Ridiculous Car on the Planet? · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halo_vehicle
    The whole point of a halo car is to demonstrate engineering prowess and/or get PR for the company. It certainly worked; Bugatti went from being a maliase-y brand nobody had heard of, to a brand almost any 18 year old kid and any car enthusiast worth his salt knows about. It wouldn't surprise me if Bugatti make a big move into a (obviously lower) luxury market very soon, cashing in on the recognition they've earned.

  24. Wikipedia is NOT RESEARCH on UK Police Told To Use Wikipedia When Preparing For Court · · Score: 1

    Second, I think it is great for cops to seek truth through research

    ...and every college professor in the country just cringed. Looking up a subject in Wikipedia is not "research" in the traditional sense you are using it.

    There's a reason many schools and professors don't allow Wikipedia to be cited as a source in papers.

  25. and a separate user account on Scammers Target Neopets Users · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't forget a separate "kid only" login. That way, they can't accidentally delete mommy & daddy's Quicken info, and their unprivledged account will be less likely to be able to jump into other accounts and/or the system. Maybe.