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  1. Me faile English... on Academic Says We Should Give Up on Correct Spelling · · Score: 1

    ... Thats unposible... thanks to Bucks New University.

    Bucks New University, wear wee dont giv a fuk how u spel az long az u pay us.

          enrol now.

  2. Fuck microsoft on Microsoft and OLPC Agree To Put XP On the XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    and fuck OLPC.

  3. Re:Classical 'hero' instruments on Introducing Classical Guitar Hero · · Score: 2, Funny
  4. In other news on Nevada Governor to Bill Fossett Widow For Search · · Score: 4, Funny

    The US government has decided to send the $3Trillion bill to Iraq for the search and rescue of the weapons of mass destructions (WMDs) even though the lost WMDs were never located.

  5. Re:Coincidentally on The Inside Story on Norway's Yes to OOXML · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, you are absolutely correct. We need less yes me. Who is in agreement with Eugene. Let us all join forces and say "YES to less yes men"

  6. Re:Shitty web design is not a "blind" problem on Do the Blind Deserve More Effort on the Web? · · Score: 1

    One man's crap is another man's shit sandwich. Or something like that.

  7. Re:Shitty web design is not a "blind" problem on Do the Blind Deserve More Effort on the Web? · · Score: 1

    Just like your page at http://www.seanadams.com/ (At least there are no graphics or javascript) Unless you just don't support Firefox uses.

    Score: -1 flamebait (but who cares, I'm funny)

  8. Re:Eye-friendly color combination on What Font Color Is Best For Eyes? · · Score: 1

    Damn, that is a GOOD eyesight test.

    BTW, the text is:

    "Modified defaults prevent validation of this profile (apply settings or undo changes to remove this warning)."

    Damn, my eyes now hurt.

  9. Check my sig on Google Sued Over Privacy Invasion On Street View · · Score: 1

    for a good example of why you should look around for the google van before doing anything in public.

  10. Re:I got the, er, "early adopter" version. on Vista Service Pack One Almost Here · · Score: 1

    So, for your meal would you like the Vista Starter burger, Vista Home Basic happy meal, Vista Home Premium meal with fries, Vista Ultimate with the works? Or would you prefer the more satisfying Vista Business combo with large coke, or the Vista Enterprise works meal with the lot?

    Just figure out which one is the best for you and hand over your money. But remember, no refunds. Thanks for visiting.

  11. It's all good if this gets rejected. on House of Representatives To Discuss Wiretapping In Closed Session · · Score: 1

    Oh, wiretapping a phone is immoral and illegal to get information, but waterboarding is ok.

  12. Re:Oblig. on 10,000-website Strong Malware Maze Created by Criminals · · Score: 3, Funny

    Every time someone posts to complain about a mod decision instead of leaving it to the meta-mods, God kills a kitten.

  13. Re:One can only hope... on Apple Sued Over Fundamental iTunes Model · · Score: 3, Funny

    All you have to do is yell out "The person you are talking to is sitting on a toilet." Hopefully they are talking to that really attractive person they were trying to get a date with at the time.

  14. Re:Gnome & KDE on Gnome 2.22 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    One down, now if only we can get the "vi versus emacs" folks to do the same.

  15. Re:So all traffic should be banned on IFPI Turning To Lawsuits · · Score: 2, Funny

    root@gateway.eircom.com.eu# ifconfig ppp0 down
    root@gateway.eircom.com.eu# exit

  16. OMG on Gnome Terrorizes Town · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gnome is terrorizing Argentina. KDE is attacking China. Enlightenment is stalking England. And Vista is seeking permission from the US to perform a task which requires elevated privileges.

    News at 11

  17. Re:Image in my head on The Cuban Memory Stick Underground · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, those bits are medicinal.

  18. That's good to hear... on Adobe To Port AIR To Linux · · Score: 1

    ... Now we can breathe easy. ... I was holding my breath for that one to be ported. ... Well that has knocked the wind out of the "No good software is available" crowd.

  19. I know I'll be flamed but... on If IP Is Property, Where Is the Property Tax? · · Score: 1

    WTF? All these proposed solutions result in nothing more than a property rental system. Forced sale? WTF! If I purchase something (tangible or or otherwise) I will keep it until I want to sell it (or give it away). If I as a company own some IP that is no longer of any value to me, I have a right to sell it to anyone I want. I can also give it away if I so desire. But no one can say that I HAVE to sell or give it away. If I purchase a car and it eventually has no value to me (for whatever reason) I can sell it, give it away, or keep it. But, nobody can say to me "That car has no value to you, therefore you have to sell it to me for equal value."

  20. Re:Absolutely Not on Should Addictive Tech Come With a Health Warning? · · Score: 1

    Must... Not... Comment...

    *damn*

    I feel so ashamed.

    Slashdot is addictive. For the love of God, won't someone think of the children!

  21. Bank Patent #2 on Lawmakers Debate Patent Immunity For Banks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Charge people for depositing their money.

  22. The story requires this... on US To Shoot Down Dying Satellite · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, Satellites shoot you. (Or is that Soviet America?)

  23. Re:uh on Canon Files For DSLR Iris Registration Patent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or worse. Your camera gets stolen and is used to photograph illegal activities. The images are then posted on the net with your watermark on them. Cops arrive at your door and your life is history.

  24. Re:Blashphemy ! on 111 Years Ago, Indiana Almost Legislated Pi · · Score: 1

    I just draw a big ol' circle in the dirt and then count the steps around it, then across it. Then I go and eat some pie.

  25. Re:It's called transubstantiation. on Scientists Build Possibly The First Man-Made Genome · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Don't forget the large sample of alter boy DNA.