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111 Years Ago, Indiana Almost Legislated Pi

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "On February 5, 1897, 111 years ago today, the Indiana legislature very nearly passed a bill 'introducing a new mathematical truth,' that would have erroneously established pi as the ratio 'five-fourths to four' or 3.2. The story explaining the rationale behind the bill and how they were prevented from legislating it when a real mathematician intervened is quite interesting, because the man who discovered the 'new mathematical truth' wanted to charge royalties, which could have made pi the first form of irrational property."

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  1. Whats indiana? by spyder-implee · · Score: 0

    Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom?

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    1. Re:Whats indiana? by somersault · · Score: 1

      Indiana Dumbasses and the Almost Legislated Pi

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    2. Re:Whats indiana? by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      No, it's where Prince Charles went for his first honeymoon. Ba-dum-boom!

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  2. Blashphemy ! by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Funny
    How _could_ they even think about committing such an act. Everybody knows that pi = 3. It's in the Bible, after all.


    Then again, maybe I'll patent 22/7 as a good way to approximate pi. I heard that intellectual property is all the rage nowadays.

    1. Re:Blashphemy ! by arotenbe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then again, maybe I'll patent 22/7 as a good way to approximate pi. The scary thing is that you could probably actually get the patent with 339/108.
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    2. Re:Blashphemy ! by frup · · Score: 5, Interesting

      thats because pi to 4 decimals is 666/212 so therefore anything close real pi is of course the devils work. (I can't believe I just stumbled on something more accurate than 22/7 by accident while trying to make a real lame joke)

    3. Re:Blashphemy ! by notabaggins · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then again, maybe I'll patent 22/7 as a good way to approximate pi. I heard that intellectual property is all the rage nowadays. Hm... no, you need a process. Those are what all the cool corporations do. Patent the process of "dividing two, common whole numbers for the purpose of usefully approximating the ratio between the diameter and the circumference of a circle". Then make sure the steps described take up at least three pages. Oh and use a lot of impressive sounding words for things. Never say something like "pencil", say "graphite based, portable diagrammatic device rated at two on the graphite integrity scale". Things like that. The USPTO seems really impressed when they haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about.
    4. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're doing the devils work when you don't factor your numbers

    5. Re:Blashphemy ! by dkf · · Score: 5, Informative

      Everybody knows that pi = 3. Only when your circles have six sides. (Hint: regular hexagons have a circumference/diameter ratio of exactly 3...)
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    6. Re:Blashphemy ! by westlake · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Everybody knows that pi = 3. It's in the Bible, after all.

      3 is "close enough" if you are working with primitive hand tools and haven't the need or resources for monumental architecture and engineering.

    7. Re:Blashphemy ! by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that pi = 3. It's in the Bible, after all.

      Does any idiotic thing get modded up as long as it blasts Christianity? Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about the principles of Euclidian geometry.

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    8. Re:Blashphemy ! by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only when your circles have six sides. (Hint: regular hexagons have a circumference/diameter ratio of exactly 3...)

      For this demonstration of extreme geek knowledge, you win the discussion thread.

      All you others can go home...

    9. Re:Blashphemy ! by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Everybody knows that pi = 3. It's in the Bible, after all.

      Does any idiotic thing get modded up as long as it blasts Christianity? Nowhere in the Bible does it talk about the principles of Euclidian geometry.

      "And he [Hiram] made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about, and...a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about....And it was an hand breadth thick...." -- First Kings, chapter 7, verses 23 and 26
    10. Re:Blashphemy ! by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 4, Informative

      1 Kings 7:23 "He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it." or "And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about."

      While the Bible doesn't actually state the nature of pi, and a cubit is an extremely rough unit anyway, it's amusing to note that if you properly define cubit as being a fixed length and assert that the word circular refers to a near-perfect circle, the units just don't work out unless you redefine space, and along with it, Pi. Putting the "fun" back in "fundies".

      http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Pi%20in%20the%20Bible

    11. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "pi = 3. It's in the Bible, after all."

      No it is not.

      When the Bible says that a pool was 10 cubits across and 30 around (or whatever the measurements were), it's an approximation, like ALL other measurements. For that pool, like any other physical structure built in the shape of a circle, the ratio of its circumference to its diameter is approximately pi. It's not exactly 3 or exactly pi or any other number that you can represent exactly. To claim that this means that the Bible says pi=3 is fallacious.

    12. Re:Blashphemy ! by uberdilligaff · · Score: 2, Informative

      339/108 is not near good enough. For a good time, try 355/113... gets you 7 significant figures of pi.

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    13. Re:Blashphemy ! by mskfisher · · Score: 4, Informative
      It was better than close:
      http://www.khouse.org/articles/1998/158/

      The Hebrew alphabet is alphanumeric: each Hebrew letter also has a numerical value and can be used as a number.
      There was an embedded code - a word that was written strangely:

      The common word for circumference is qav. Here, however, the spelling of the word for circumference, qaveh, adds a heh (h).
      ...
      This indicates an adjustment of the ratio 111/ 106, or 31.41509433962 cubits. Assuming that a cubit was 1.5 ft. this 15-foot-wide bowl would have had a circumference of 47.12388980385 feet.
      This Hebrew "code" results in 47.12264150943 feet, or an error of less than 15 thousandths of an inch!
      It gives an error of 0.00265%. Quite remarkable.
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    14. Re:Blashphemy ! by sed+quid+in+infernos · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Which doesn't say that pi = 3 any more than saying "And he [Hiram] made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about, and...a line of thirty-one and four-tenths cubits did compass it round about....And it was an hand breadth thick...." says that pi = 3.14. Pi is, in fact, equal to neither of those numbers, nor to 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510. It is an irrational number for which any representation in digits is an approximation. And 3 is the proper approximation of pi to one significant digit.

    15. Re:Blashphemy ! by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      Patent Pi? That reminds me of a Young Albert Einstein having just arrived in Australia after boating over from his native Tasmania. He had just found the secret to putting bubbles in beer and wanted to patent the formula: E=mc^2. Oh, Mr. Einstein, what do you want to do? Patent your head?

    16. Re:Blashphemy ! by gbarta · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Well, it kinda does. Here is the reference. It says:

      He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it.
      Not exactly a lesson in euclidean geometry, but not the word of an infallible being either.
    17. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hippopotamus · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe I'll patent 22/7 as a good way to approximate pi. The scary thing is that you could probably actually get the patent with 339/108. "355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number pi, but an incredible simulation!" The quote is already published, so probably you cannot get a patent...
    18. Re:Blashphemy ! by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 1

      I believe that Bloody Stupid Johnson managed to get pi equal to 3 (Going Postal - Terry Pratchett)

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    19. Re:Blashphemy ! by Maddog+Batty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you want a good approximation to pi then try 355/113. (remember it as 113355)

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    20. Re:Blashphemy ! by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      D'oh. Everyone knows pi seconds is one nanocentury.

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    21. Re:Blashphemy ! by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.
      Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.
      Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005
      Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.

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    22. Re:Blashphemy ! by Skater · · Score: 5, Funny

      Frink: Pi is exactly 3! ... Sorry it had to come to that.

    23. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      1 Kings 7:23 "He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it." or "And he made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about."

      While the Bible doesn't actually state the nature of pi, and a cubit is an extremely rough unit anyway, it's amusing to note that if you properly define cubit as being a fixed length and assert that the word circular refers to a near-perfect circle, the units just don't work out unless you redefine space, and along with it, Pi. Putting the "fun" back in "fundies".

      http://everything2.com/index.pl?node=Pi%20in%20the%20Bible I notice all the angry-atheists trim the quote before "And it's rim was like the rim of a cup, like a lilly blossom" (v26), at which point it is pretty obvious that the passage is a not an engineering specification but a descriptive piece, and they might as well be moaning about "the mathematical inaccuracies in the Lonely Planet guide to New York". I do wonder if you are the sort of person who, when the tour guide tells you the Statue of Liberty is 150 feet tall, shrieks "lair! It's 151 feet and one inch tall, and probably an irrational fraction after that, you evil fundamentalist tour guide!" ...
    24. Re:Blashphemy ! by iangoldby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except that your explanation assumes:

      a) the measurements are not rounded.
      This seems quite unlikely for a start. Should the author have written "He made the Sea ... measuring nine point five five cubits from rim to rim..."?

      b) the Sea was a plain cylinder.
      Another possibility, not ruled out by the text, and certainly well within the realms of probability is that the rim had a lip or a flare to it. So the distance from rim to rim would be greater than the distance across the circumference measured lower down by the line. (Think about the practical difficulty of measuring with a line around the outside of a flared rim.)

      In fact it doesn't matter which of the above two explanations is more likely, since no one (apart from those trying to point out inconsistencies in the Bible) is asserting that the story quoted says anything at all about the accurate value for pi.

    25. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This assumes that the bowl was infinitesimally thin. In the real world, "it was an hand breadth thick" (1 Kings 26). Taking this into consideration you get an approximation for pi of 3.14.

      I'll see your random link and raise you one.
    26. Re:Blashphemy ! by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Salesman: The nerds will tell you it's 3.14159... but, today only, I'll let you have it for only 3.1 :-)

      and the obligatory Simpsons quote (from the episode where Marge is arrested for shoplifting from the Kwik-E-Mart) "MMmmm Pie!"

    27. Re:Blashphemy ! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But since they were working with double digits, atleast they should have been able to aproximate to 1 digit more. So, to bring it back to religion, either we've got it wrong, or the bible got it wrong. Or the third option ofcourse; the writers of the bible took some artistic liberties.

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    28. Re:Blashphemy ! by comradeeroid · · Score: 1

      3 is "close enough" if you are working with primitive hand tools and haven't the need or resources for monumental architecture and engineering. Now, normally I'd be the first to say that this makes sense but really... when did the bible stop creating the need for monumental architecture?
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    29. Re:Blashphemy ! by harks · · Score: 2

      Are you measuring "diameter" from the centers of the lines, or the corners? Or the average of the two?

    30. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like you stumbled onto Google. Yea, the ole "G" makes everyone seem smarter than they are.

    31. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting thought. We aren't dealing with a 2d perfect circle here; we are dealing with a 3d container. I'm thinking having a rim (or the outer edge of the circle) that has a non zero width is going to make the ratio of pi seem off. For example, the diameter is being measured from rim to rim, but does that mean that the inside of the rim or the outside of the rim. Additionally, is the circumference being measured from the inside of the rim or the outside of the rim.

      It seems to me that if the diameter is being measured from the inside of the rims and the circumference is being measured by the outside of the rims (or vice versa) that you're going to get a different value of pi than 3 when you do the math.

    32. Re:Blashphemy ! by ravenlock · · Score: 1

      Gloop.

    33. Re:Blashphemy ! by Botia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are not working with double digits. They are using single digits:

      10 cubits = 1 * 10^1 cubits
      30 cubits = 3 * 10^1 cubits
      PI = (3 * 10^1) / (1 * 10^1) = 3 * 10^0

      Doesn't anyone know math or science? In scientific notation, you count the significant digits. All of the numbers have one (1) significant digit. It's amazing God got it right thousands of years before science was invented. Go figure.

    34. Re:Blashphemy ! by Torvaun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Clearly you haven't been paying attention if you think something silly like prior art is going to stand in the way of his patent.

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    35. Re:Blashphemy ! by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or fourth option: we're misinterpreting the text, helped along by reading our desired conclusion into it. Apparently another quote concerning the same object mentions that it had a flared rim "like a lily". So if you measure the diameter of the flared rim, but the circumference of the (narrower) cylindrical portion of the sides, you're definitely not going to end up with a good approximation of pi. Personally I think there are much more valid reasons for criticising the scientific validity & alleged inerrancy of the Bible than that little gem. It really takes effort to read that quote as a statement that pi = 3.0. There are other less credible justifications: eg, that the cubit was not a well defined unit (doubtful in my mind, you wouldn't be able to do very good architecture or even carpentry without a measurement unit consistent from one dimension of an object to another). And even utterly specious arguments hinging on numerological rubbish.

    36. Re:Blashphemy ! by Heian-794 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My personal favorite: 2^9/9^2 almost equals 2*pi.

    37. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once read an article on metric spaces. The following is some interesting information I picked up.

      The value of pi depends on the metric used. In an Euclidean metric, the value of pi is 3.1415... In the taxicab metric, the circle is the shape of a square (to us) and the value of pi oscillates between 4 and 2*2^(1/2) with a cyclic frequency of 4. Therefore, the amount of times the value of pi is equal to three is 8 times for every rotation.

      In a hyperbolic metric the mathematics is more complex, but still the value of pi is not 3. A metric where the value of pi is three is thought to be enormous.

      "There are only 2 things which is infinite..." Einstein

    38. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's almost useful. You actually get one more digit than you have to remember unlike 22/7 and 666/212 ;)

    39. Re:Blashphemy ! by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Actually, if it's built as a perfect circle, it is EXACTLY pi.....not approximately. That's the definition of pi after all.....the ratio of circumference to diameter of a perfect circle. Now, exactly what that number is can't be written down, so anything written and claimed to be pi is just an approximation. But really, unless you are talking about really large circles, 3.14159 is more than enough digits for practical purposes.

      Layne

    40. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      But then why state both the circumference and the diameter; one is redundant. If I want to buy some 12 inch wheels, I don't state that they should measureth one yard about their periphery.

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    41. Re:Blashphemy ! by k.a.f. · · Score: 2, Informative
      "And he [Hiram] made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about, and...a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about....And it was an hand breadth thick...."

      Those figures are obviously given to only one significant digit,
      so the text merely implies that round(pi) = 3, which is perfectly true.

    42. Re:Blashphemy ! by drooling-dog · · Score: 1

      Then make sure the steps described take up at least three pages. ...and make sure to refer to them as a multiplicity of steps.
    43. Re:Blashphemy ! by Epeeist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Unfortunately the Egyptians had calculated it as 4 * (8/9)**2 in about 1650BC (Rhind Papyrus), this comes to about 3.16. Archimedes (287-212 BC) estimated it to lie between 223/71 and 22/7. The Chinese and Indians had also got reasonable estimates at about the same period.

      Just goes to show you can't believe everything put forward by a set of bronze/iron age goat herders.

    44. Re:Blashphemy ! by AccUser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Er, the 10 cubits is surely the surface measurement of the bowl, rather than the radius, so this could be accurate. Although I'm sure that I will be modded down for this.

      Just my two shekels worth.

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    45. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you're interested in better rational approximations to pi (where 'better' is measured as the size of the error compared to the size of the denominator), you need to look at its continued fraction expansion... it turns out the best approximation (in this sense), without using a denominator of at least a million, is 355/113. That gets you about 7 significant digits correct...

    46. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And he [Hiram] made a molten sea, one times ten to the power of one cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about, and...a line of three times ten to the power of one cubits did compass it round about....And it was an hand breadth thick...." -- First Kings Scientific Edition, chapter 7, verses 23 and 26

      This kind of stuff might actually make the bible an interesting read :D

    47. Re:Blashphemy ! by ZHaDoom · · Score: 1

      Lets just get this over and round pi to 4

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    48. Re:Blashphemy ! by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      I read an interesting article once about how fractional approximations of pi are still useful in embedded systems, where it might be needed for calculations but you don't have space for an entire floating point library.

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    49. Re:Blashphemy ! by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fifth option is far more likely: Accurately measuring and recording the circumference wasn't that important to them, so they either didn't measure it well, or else they rounded it off. The diameter probably wasn't exactly 10 cubits, either.

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    50. Re:Blashphemy ! by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Pah - reductionists. 3.141592654 should be enough for anyone.

    51. Re:Blashphemy ! by rk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those figures are obviously given to only one significant digit

      But if the Bible is the unerring Word of God, surely God wouldn't have said 10 cubits when he meant anywhere from 5 to 14.9 cubits, would he? :-P

    52. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that using the outer or inner circumference? That may account for the 4.507% difference.

    53. Re:Blashphemy ! by swillden · · Score: 3, Funny

      But then why state both the circumference and the diameter; one is redundant.

      Have you ever read the Old Testament? Redundancy was a poetic form.

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    54. Re:Blashphemy ! by kamakazi · · Score: 1

      ummm, a hexagon does not have a diameter, and in fact if measured point to point across the center is significantly wider than if measured center of side to center of side.

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    55. Re:Blashphemy ! by Empiric · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's also "precedent" for the OT's use of significant digits or rounding. Though the upper bound of human lifespan is stated at 120 years (either a Really Good Guess as to what would apply over the next few thousand years, and several billion future people, by a nomad who probably knew a couple hundred people personally--or divinely inspired, depending on your predisposition), and we have evidence that (at last check of Guinness) a couple recent people lived to 122.

      So, 31.415926535 as 30, 122.x as 120 would be methodologically consistent.

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    56. Re:Blashphemy ! by It'sYerMam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Numerology wins you no points. If you translate "No God" by a=1, b=2 etc then you get the string of numbers 14157154, which is actually found in pi at the about the 142 thousandth digit. What does this mean? Nothing.

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    57. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If it was anything other than corner to corner, the answer wouldn't be 3, would it? Think of the hexagon as being made of six equilateral triangles.

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    58. Re:Blashphemy ! by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      The ratio of the circumference to the diameter? Pfft. A real mathematician would surely tell you that pi is four times the infinite sum 1/1-1/3+1/5-...+(-1)^n/(2n+1)

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    59. Re:Blashphemy ! by oldfogie · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'll take 355/113.

    60. Re:Blashphemy ! by mysticgoat · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Pi is, in fact, equal to neither of those numbers, nor to 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510. It is an irrational number for which any representation in digits is an approximation.

      So all contemporary engineering and technology, anything using circles or cycles in any measurable way, is based on an irrational concept. Which is to say that all of Western Civilization's proudest accomplishments are basically irrational.

      That's a good thing to keep in mind.

    61. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Informative

      ummm, a hexagon does not have a diameter
      O RLY?
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    62. Re:Blashphemy ! by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Following up on Wikipedia, it appears -one- well-documented person has lived over 120 years (3 significant digits), Jeanne Calment. Or as I'll refer to her going forward, Saint Jeanne Calment. ;)

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    63. Re:Blashphemy ! by joss · · Score: 4, Funny

      wow, now next time i need pie to 7 significant figures, I only have to remember 6 numbers instead of 7

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    64. Re:Blashphemy ! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      But if the Bible is the unerring Word of God, surely God wouldn't have said 10 cubits when he meant anywhere from 5 to 14.9 cubits, would he? :-P

      Possibly. Think of the knowledge of the average person at that time. Now think of how you try to explain something complicated to a layman, since thee chances are you would simplify the explanation.

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    65. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Homer Simpson: Mmmmm....

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    66. Re:Blashphemy ! by digitig · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you write the division backwards, it's an obvious pattern: 113\355.

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    67. Re:Blashphemy ! by mujo · · Score: 1

      how about giving a link to it or some kind clue for us to get this article?

    68. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Argghhh... you should have rounded the "Computer Programmer" one since a 7 follows the 9: 3.141592653590. Posting anonymously because I don't want to admit to my OCD.

    69. Re:Blashphemy ! by digitig · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And where does it say it was circular?

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    70. Re:Blashphemy ! by TRS80NT · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you're taking the trouble to memorize six digits why not "3 1 4 1 5 9".

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    71. Re:Blashphemy ! by Pieisexaclty3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, that is my line!

    72. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this interesting? No one would write 666/212 because it isn't in reduced form. People write 333/106. All sorts of fractions can be written as 666/something or something/666.

    73. Re:Blashphemy ! by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Or the third option ofcourse; the writers of the bible took some artistic liberties.

      Or the fourth option - it sure looked circular, but when it was actually measured, it had a circumference three times its diameter. Which would make it rather ellipsoidal (or some other vaguely roundish shape). Anyone know off the top of their heads (or want to waste time calculating) the eccentricity required for an ellipse to have a circumference three times its major axis?

      Note, by the way, that I'm making the assumption that the idiots who measured the thing in the first place used its major axis, rather than any other "diameter". Especially given that most of the other "diameters" would produce a ratio of circumference to diameter greater than pi, not less than pi.

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    74. Re:Blashphemy ! by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh, right. They hadn't invented the advanced concept of "rounding off" or "rough estimate" at that time. Silly me.

      (My OP was modded down -2 and Thanshin's lame response was modded +5 Informative? Could Slashdot modders be any more blatantly biased?)

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    75. Re:Blashphemy ! by rwyoder · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe I'll patent 22/7 as a good way to approximate pi. I heard that intellectual property is all the rage nowadays.
      You better move quick on that patent. I hear Giuliani has already applied for 9/11, and has his eye on some of the other fractions as well.
    76. Re:Blashphemy ! by TigerNut · · Score: 1

      I had to do a Taylor series approximation for sin(x) and cos(x) for a DSP application (about 18 years ago... back when the TMS320C25 was pretty much king of the fixed-point hill). The output needed to be good to about 10 bits and we had a high update rate (40+ kHz). We used a 64-point precomputed lookup table, and that reduced the correction factor to 1/64 * pi. Turns out that when you're doing that, and consider that in binary, pi can be expressed as 11.001001, there is no benefit to carrying anything past the first two bits. So I was able to legitimately use pi=3. Even had we needed 16 bit output, it would probably have been justifiable on computational-complexity grounds to use pi=3.125.

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    77. Re:Blashphemy ! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

      And where does it say it was circular? "and it was round"
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    78. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're being unreasonable. Nobody wants to stop the teaching of pi as an irrational number. Schools can keep teaching that pi is 3.14159265... etc. as an irrational number, just like mathematicians in those fancy ivory tower universities believe. I just want them to stop oppressing my religious belief that it is 3 exactly, and allow that alternative view to be taught along side the atheistic, irrational interpretation. I mean, nobody's actually proven that pi is irrational. For all we know, it rounds off to zeros eventually.

    79. Re:Blashphemy ! by saforrest · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It gives an error of 0.00265%. Quite remarkable.

      Quite remarkable indeed. One might even call it special pleading.

      The q has a value of 100; the v has a value of 6; thus, the normal spelling would yield a numerical value of 106. The addition of the h, with a value of 5, increases the numerical value to 111.

      Hebrew letters have associated numerical values, that's well known. For the purposes of the argument I'll accept that these letters have the cited values.

      But exactly how did they come up with this particular formula? Given three numbers [A,B,C] what methodology tells them to interpret the combination as the ratio (A+B)/(A+B+C) and not, say, A+B+C or A+B*C, or (A+B)/(A+C)? I don't think there is such a methodology, and I think this means that they will pick whatever formula works for the occasion.

    80. Re:Blashphemy ! by saforrest · · Score: 1

      But exactly how did they come up with this particular formula? Given three numbers [A,B,C] what methodology tells them to interpret the combination as the ratio (A+B)/(A+B+C) and not, say, A+B+C or A+B*C, or (A+B)/(A+C)?

      Oops, I actually inverted the ratio: it is (A+B+C)/(A+B). No inerrancy here!

    81. Re:Blashphemy ! by Firehed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure you're well past the point where memorizing 3.1415926535 is much easier.

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    82. Re:Blashphemy ! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Patent the process of "dividing two, common whole numbers for the purpose of usefully approximating the ratio between the diameter and the circumference of a circle".
      That will get shot down immediately. You need to prefix it with "a computational device used for" and turn it into a software patent.
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    83. Re:Blashphemy ! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Er, the 10 cubits is surely the surface measurement of the bowl, "
      based on...? hindsight? what is 'obvious' today?
      post-diction at it's finest.

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    84. Re:Blashphemy ! by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Round" doesn't (necessarily) mean the same as "circular". Anybody up on the original Hebrew? (As if it matters).

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    85. Re:Blashphemy ! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming you mean perimeter and not circumference. Also, as someone else pointed out, how would you define diameter of a polygon?

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    86. Re:Blashphemy ! by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was trying to come up with a funny reply but the only number I stumbled upon that was more accurate was 31,415,926,536/10,000,000,000.

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    87. Re:Blashphemy ! by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      It goes a little beyond having associated numerical values. Using letters of the alphabet was the way numerical values were recorded. The "methodology" is to sum the numerical values of the letters in a string. That's it. When you have a word and you're giving it a value, it is always the sum, never equations. Hebrew numerals are very much like early Roman numerals (ie before transpositions were introduced), only with every letter having a value instead of a handful.

    88. Re:Blashphemy ! by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But there are people who say that every word of the bible is literal truth. You've just attempted to claim that the bible approximated something - in other words, that it's not 100% true.

      Normally we'd just ignore those people, and agree that the bible rounded something for brevity. But when those people represent a significant proportion of the voting public (fortunately, splitting their vote between two candidates), it's worth pointing out that they exist and would have burned you at the stake 300 years ago for making such a blasphemous claim.

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    89. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to remember it as 282743338823073 / 90000000000000.

    90. Re:Blashphemy ! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      And he [Hiram] made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about

      And where does it say it was circular? Good question!
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    91. Re:Blashphemy ! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The fifth option is far more likely: Accurately measuring and recording the circumference wasn't that important to them, so they either didn't measure it well, or else they rounded it off. The diameter probably wasn't exactly 10 cubits, either. And all the animals in the world didn't take exactly one day to come to life either, but Indiana would be quite happy to legislate that they did.
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    92. Re:Blashphemy ! by STrinity · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Bible says that a well 10 cubits across will have a circumference of 30 cubits. An error of almost one and a half cubits is not "close".

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    93. Re:Blashphemy ! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      Further proof that Numerology knows no religious bounds.

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    94. Re:Blashphemy ! by dissy · · Score: 1

      While the Bible doesn't actually state the nature of pi, and a cubit is an extremely rough unit anyway, it's amusing to note that if you properly define cubit as being a fixed length and assert that the word circular refers to a near-perfect circle, the units just don't work out unless you redefine space, and along with it, Pi. That is actually really interesting to me. I always heard that a cubit was 1.5 feet. Later, google calculator confirmed this (Search for '1 cubit in feet' to get the result 1.5)

      However, this prompted me to check wikipedia to see what it said about the cubit.

      Aparently the bible uses the asumption that the cubit is the length of the average persons arm from the thumb to the elbow, which as you say is indeed quite a rough unit.

      With two asumptions, that 1 cubit = 1.5 feet, and:

      "He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it." This works out as 30 cubits = 45 feet, and so the difference between 3 and pi (3.141592) works out as an extra 2.12388 feet (47.12388-45), or 3.18582 cubits.

      Seems to me to be too big od a difference to put any faith that this would be a useful passage for mathmatics (not that im trying to defend the bible as such, here or ever.)
    95. Re:Blashphemy ! by blincoln · · Score: 1

      never equations

      The equation in this case is "take the numerological value of this variation of the word and divide it by the numerological value of the normal version of the word". There is no methodology for determining that other than trying a bunch of different combinations and finding one that sort of supports one's crackpot theory, like the GP commented.

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    96. Re:Blashphemy ! by Igarden2 · · Score: 1

      I am impressed. The value calculated by the simple fraction 355/113 is in error by less than 1 part in ten million.
      I wish I had known this when I was an undergrad (pre-computers and pre-hand held electronic calculators.) It might have been easier (and less inaccurate) than the decimal value I had to memorize.

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    97. Re:Blashphemy ! by CreatureComfort · · Score: 5, Funny


      Yeah, but turning Pi upside down gets the floor messy.

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    98. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The value of pi depends on the metric used.

      This is completely and utterly wrong. You fail beyond belief.
    99. Re:Blashphemy ! by digitig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      round adj 1 shaped like, or approximately like, a circle or ball. 2 not angular, with a curved outline (Chambers 21st Century Dictionary)

      So, according to definition 2, an ellipse is round, for example. And depending on the eccenticity, the ratio of circumference to diameter (major axis) of an ellipse can be anywhere between 2 and pi: 3, maybe?

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    100. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      qaveh, adds a heh (h).
      ...
      an error of less than 15 thousandths of an inch!

      Good thing they didn't add a lol.

    101. Re:Blashphemy ! by jafuser · · Score: 5, Informative

      I found this quite interesting:

      pi is close to sqrt(g), where g = gravitational acceleration on the surface of Earth in m/(s^2).

      Apparently, this is not a coincidence.

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    102. Re:Blashphemy ! by sempernoctis · · Score: 1

      Quick! To the patent office! While the fools are busy with Pi, I shall file patents for e. All your logarithm shall belong to us!

    103. Re:Blashphemy ! by Maddog+Batty · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If you're taking the trouble to memorize six digits why not "3 1 4 1 5 9".

      Because 113355 is a lot easier to remember than 3.14159 and because it is more accurate.

      355/113 is 3.14159292 where as pi is 3.141592654 an error of 0.000000266

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    104. Re:Blashphemy ! by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.

      I thought computer programmers PI was Math.PI or M_PI

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    105. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you notice there's also an extra "kof" that was changed into a "haf"? Since kof is 100 and haf is 20, where does that leave us? 131/204? Funny how you can make numerology and the bible support any argument.

    106. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer 104348 / 33215.

      I had my Casio programmable calculator running for an entire Maths lesson to get that (25 years ago)

    107. Re:Blashphemy ! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      21st Century Dictionary GOOD reference!
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    108. Re:Blashphemy ! by cdpage · · Score: 1

      If a number like this were patented, Microsoft would have first dibs on 850 * 77.1 = 100,000

    109. Re:Blashphemy ! by EsbenMoseHansen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hmmm... when I was young, I was taught that the diameter of a (bounded) set S in a metric space was the maximum (well, supremum) of the distances between any two elements in S. Seem a much simpler definition to me.(And wikipedia mentions this one, too)

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    110. Re:Blashphemy ! by IngramJames · · Score: 1

      All of the numbers have one (1) significant digit. It's amazing God got it right thousands of years before science was invented. Go figure.

      I assume your comment was intentionally ironic. But just in case...

      "God" didn't get it right. If we take the link's interpretation of numerology as read (which is a big stretch), then a person corrected the original text. If you assume that the original text was inspired by a god, then that god got it wrong and was corrected by a human, who was more precise than the god had chosen to be.

      Moreover, whoever wrote the original text (which needed correction) was using paper (a product of science), ink (a product of science), and talking about construction (a product of science).

      Modern Science was invented when they started disallowing explanations such as "the pixies did it" or "Yahweh did it" because they are unsatisfactory. Science, however, has been around as long as humans were capable of reasoned thought - but it wasn't always called that, and was much more frequently wrong.

      Other than that, you're bang on, I think: whoever wrote the initial text probably used round numbers because they were simpler, and unless you were an architect yourself, you wouldn't care much about those decimal places. The bible was written for a lay audience, after all. Round numbers are good enough.

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    111. Re:Blashphemy ! by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I remember PI as phone numbers.
      (314) 159-26535 (897) 932-3846 (264) 338-3279
      Three phone numbers for 30 digits of PI.

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    112. Re:Blashphemy ! by jafac · · Score: 1

      No, they would have burned me at the stake 314.159265 years ago, at a temperature of 314.159265 degrees F (Celcius is the work of Satan).

      Frankly, I think we should tell the Biblical Inerrancists that their voting precinct is 3.14159265 (it says so, in the book of Yehob, chaper 3.14159265, verse 3.14159265), and be done with it. They'll never find their polling office, and we'll finally be safe from their nonsense.

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    113. Re:Blashphemy ! by argiedot · · Score: 1

      I actually noticed this in high school physics class and was pretty thrilled about it. I remember applying that on 2*pi*sqrt(l/g) as a quick way of approximating an answer on a multiple choice question. It's a lovely feeling :)

    114. Re:Blashphemy ! by 3.1415926535 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I object!

    115. Re:Blashphemy ! by pifactorial · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I was in elementary school, I came up with (44713649/1500)^(1/9), which I believe is accurate to 11 decimal places, and is useless for any purpose but proving that I don't get out much.

    116. Re:Blashphemy ! by norminator · · Score: 1

      Patent the process of "dividing two, common whole numbers for the purpose of usefully approximating the ratio between the diameter and the circumference of a circle". That will get shot down immediately. You need to prefix it with "a computational device used for" and turn it into a software patent.
      Don't forget "On the Internet..."
    117. Re:Blashphemy ! by agrippa_cash · · Score: 2, Funny

      Au contrair. You get 1, the irreducable minimum and 42, the answer to life, the universe and everything.

    118. Re:Blashphemy ! by fugue · · Score: 1

      You guys are all nuts. I find it much easier to remember log(-1)/sqrt(-1). A little more accurate, too.

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    119. Re:Blashphemy ! by servognome · · Score: 1

      Think you have things mixed up
      Teachers would say: "Pi is about 22/7."
      "Engineers would state "Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005."
      Physicists just use the symbol.

      The biggest difference between solid state physics (science) and properties of materials (engineering) - was in the engineering class you could hand wave away parts of the integration by saying it goes to 0 and have neat easy to solve equations, Physics left everything intact and was a far more painful in terms of math.

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    120. Re:Blashphemy ! by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      I just draw a big ol' circle in the dirt and then count the steps around it, then across it. Then I go and eat some pie.

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    121. Re:Blashphemy ! by Marvin01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Every time I try to do that I always get 8.675309...

    122. Re:Blashphemy ! by Marvin01 · · Score: 1

      Zu Chongzhi said it first.

      Maybe you knew him, you seem about the same age....

    123. Re:Blashphemy ! by Rival · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is quite right. As per 1 Kings 7:26, the bowl was a hand breadth thick. If we figure on a hand breadth of 4 inches and a cubit of 18 inches (both commonly accepted definitions,) that would make the diameter 172 inches.

      The circumference given is 540 inches. Since the text states that the outer edge was decoratively wrought (1 Kings 7:26,0 it would make sense for them to measure the inner circumference. So we're left with:

      Circumference = 540 inches
      Diameter = 172 inches

      540/172 = 3.1395348837209302325581395348837, which is an excellent approximation given the limited units of measurement available.

      Even using current calculations of pi, this would give a diameter of ~171.887 inches, vs the 172 inches calculated from the text. How would you describe that using cubits and handbreadths?

    124. Re:Blashphemy ! by WK2 · · Score: 1

      Everybody knows that pi = 3. It's in the Bible, after all.

      Please stop perpetuating this myth. The verse in question:

      And he [Hiram on behalf of King Solomon] made a molten sea, ten cubits from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, and his height was five cubits: and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

      Whoever wrote this was describing the approximate dimensions of a barrel. It's not a math lesson. If you really want to bash the Bible, try mentioning how it starts with a Beast Tale.

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    125. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      How about the circumference of the earth being about 40,000 km? Or Alabama and Mississippi resembling Bart and Marge Simpson's profiles?

    126. Re:Blashphemy ! by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 1

      Damn it, I wish I would have seen that before I spent the last ten minutes setting up a word problem to solve for the area (using 3 rectangles and 4 triangles), then measuring every possible distance that could be considered the diameter!


      PS:That that was the first time I've seen "O RLY" and was informed, not annoyed.

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    127. Re:Blashphemy ! by slapout · · Score: 1

      Well, Alabama and Mississippi were here first, so shouldn't it be the other way around?

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    128. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.

      For double precision, you need 17 decimal digits to represent an arbitrary number uniquely in binary. Of course, good programmers will use M_PI, but I've seen many instances of "3.14159". I'm still looking for someone to use "22/7" (note: integer division).

    129. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      'God' is "close enough" if you are working with a primitive understanding of the world and the universe and have no interest in actual reality.

    130. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      it's worth pointing out that they exist and would have burned you at the stake 300 years ago for making such a blasphemous claim.

      Let's not rule out what they will do to you 30 years in the future.

    131. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      And where does it say it was circular?

      "Ten cubits from the one rim to the other it was round all about". If the rim points are variable, the first part describes a perfect circle. If they are fixed, it seems to me that ovals and ellipses have a larger circumference than a circle, since circles and spheres are optimizations of edge/surface materials, so the error is even greater.

    132. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      The sixth option is much more likely: The Bible is horseshit that is no more accurate of a description of reality than a comic book.

    133. Re:Blashphemy ! by notabaggins · · Score: 1

      Patent the process of "dividing two, common whole numbers for the purpose of usefully approximating the ratio between the diameter and the circumference of a circle". That will get shot down immediately. You need to prefix it with "a computational device used for" and turn it into a software patent. Don't forget "On the Internet..." No, no, no. We don't do the Internet anymore. We do Web 3.14159 (more or less).
    134. Re:Blashphemy ! by allandre · · Score: 1

      BLASPHEMY!!! on the all, but i dont think youll get any royalties for 22/7

    135. Re:Blashphemy ! by digitig · · Score: 1

      The diameter is the major axis (somebody has already quoted the definition, in terms of maximum distance between parallel tangents), so in the degenerate case where the minor axis is 0 the circumference is twice the diameter (there and back again). As the minor axis increases it increases until it equals pi when the major and minor axes are equal. If that axis continues to increase it becomes the major axis, so the ratio starts falling again.

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    136. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 3 is the proper approximation of pi to one significant digit. In that particular biblical quote, they should have been approximating pi to two digits.
    137. Re:Blashphemy ! by digitig · · Score: 1

      The only good reference would be a Hebrew dictionary.

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    138. Re:Blashphemy ! by Ghubi · · Score: 1

      It's an error of 1.5 cubits only if the 10 cubits across is precise. If the circumference is exactly 30 then the diameter would be 9.55 which rounds up to 10.

    139. Re:Blashphemy ! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      When I was in elementary school, I came up with (44713649/1500)^(1/9), which I believe is accurate to 11 decimal places, and is useless for any purpose but proving that I don't get out much. You didn't get out much? You sound like you also didn't watch much TV, read much, or in fact didn't do much of anything but thinking about a nice approximation to Pi. Or you had a computer who didn't go out much.
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    140. Re:Blashphemy ! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      For this demonstration of extreme geek knowledge, you win the discussion thread.

      But it *still* won't get you laid.

    141. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anywhere from 5 to 14.9 cubits

      I think you mean 14.99, idiot.

    142. Re:Blashphemy ! by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      My favorite is log(262537412640768744)/sqrt(163). It's accurate to about 31 decimal places even though you only need to remember 21 digits in the formula. That's 10 digits for free.

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    143. Re:Blashphemy ! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Your atheism has no basis in actual reality.

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    144. Re:Blashphemy ! by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you mean the Bible doesn't know the difference between it's and its either?

    145. Re:Blashphemy ! by Handpaper · · Score: 1

      Fred Saberhagen did too, in 'Berserker Man'.
      Slightly spoiled the book for me, that did - no attempt at explaining why pi was 3 for the ring.

    146. Re:Blashphemy ! by Refenestrator · · Score: 1

      I like 4*atan(1).

    147. Re:Blashphemy ! by smellotron · · Score: 1

      It is an irrational number for which any representation in digits is an approximation.

      Can you prove that?

    148. Re:Blashphemy ! by swillden · · Score: 1

      The sixth option is much more likely: The Bible is horseshit that is no more accurate of a description of reality than a comic book.

      Other than the fact that your option is patently false. Even if you discount all of the religious content, there is a non-trivial amount of real history in there.

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    149. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Even if you discount all of the religious content, there is a non-trivial amount of real history in there.

      Comic books can have stories that parallel real events. Lots of fiction does, like war movies.

    150. Re:Blashphemy ! by heybo · · Score: 1

      pi r round
      cobbler r square

    151. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it's built as a perfect circle, it is EXACTLY pi.....not approximately

      Where do you live, the Platonic realm? Those of us in the real world know that one cannot build a perfect physical circle. That's the point that the GP was making.

    152. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In that particular biblical quote, they should have been approximating pi to two digits"

      Uh, okay. Any reason they should have had an insignificant digit thrown in?

    153. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I work construction, and often we are very happy with a margin of error of 1.5 cubits. Actually I oversee several construction projects (outdoor recreation), and if the shift boss run things, they'd probably build with a margin of error of at least 4 or 5 cubits. So really I think 1.5 cubits is cutting it pretty close.

    154. Re:Blashphemy ! by bluephone · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows cubits are longer when you're measuring something around, and shorter when you're measuring straight across.

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    155. Re:Blashphemy ! by fugue · · Score: 1

      Try using the natural log.

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    156. Re:Blashphemy ! by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Even using current calculations of pi, this would give a diameter of ~171.887 inches, vs the 172 inches calculated from the text. How would you describe that using cubits and handbreadths?
        If I were a god?

      I'd change the average hand length of my monkeys to fit my arbitrary description.

    157. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Try writing it as "ln".

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    158. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Because 113355 is a lot easier to remember
      Hey, how did you find out my luggage combination?
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    159. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A cubit was the length from your elbow to your fingertips. I for one wouldn't be the guy volunteering to measure along a curve.

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    160. Re:Blashphemy ! by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      "Round" doesn't (necessarily) mean the same as "circular".
      True, it could also mean "spherical".

      I guess that's not helping much.
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    161. Re:Blashphemy ! by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Er, the 10 cubits is surely the surface measurement of the bowl
      Wouldn't that be 125 square cubits?
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    162. Re:Blashphemy ! by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Ooops, I meant 75!

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    163. Re:Blashphemy ! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Just thinking that there might be another reason why this isn't 2 digits.
      It may not be expressed in the decimal system.
      I know that the "number of the beast" as translated to "666" is actually written as "600, 60 and 6" in the bible. But in the language used hundreds and tenths are written using single digits, like 6. So actually it's more like "ä, æ and 6".
      If this bibletext is written in the same language, it doesn't really say "10" and "30", but rather something like "ø" and "ð", two single-digit numbers which is as accurately accurate as you can get without using additional digits.

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    164. Re:Blashphemy ! by rk · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's anything that matches the regex /14\.9+/, but apparently there's no amount of pedantry that's so small for slashdot, bonehead.

    165. Re:Blashphemy ! by seebs · · Score: 1

      And indeed, ten times pi is thirty. That is to say, 1e1*pi = 3e1. (It can't be 3.1e1, or 3.14e1, because we don't have enough significant figures.)

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    166. Re:Blashphemy ! by fugue · · Score: 1

      Why is it that people who plug equations they don't understand into calculators they don't understand, and then complain about results that they don't understand, get modded up? Is there a "+1 senseless attack" mod tag I'm missing? Maybe it's recent---I'm not too into modern Republican thought.

      Mathematicians pretty much assume the natural log. Computer scientists often assume log_2. Astronomers and middleschoolers are most comfy surrounded by base 10. The conventions on how all of those are written are very much a local phenomenon (and to avoid further dispute, "local" is defined with an intellectual distance metric, not a spatial one). Hell, an engineer would have gotten momentarily confused that I'd used i rather than j, and a stupid one would have told me I was wrong as well.

      I told you something that I think is really beautiful, trying to bring a moment of joy into your drab, wretched lives. But wait, how silly of me! Criticising is far more joyous than understanding. D'oh!

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    167. Re:Blashphemy ! by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Your atheism has no basis in actual reality.

      Notwithstanding your rubber & glue counterargument, I would say that accepting observable reality as-is is the very definition of Atheism.

    168. Re:Blashphemy ! by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      You underestimate how easy it is to do measurements, and also how important it can be to measure accurately. Or you overestimate the difficulty of math. Want a well that isn't going to collapse? And which takes the least amount of material and effort to build? Then make it circular. Want a circular hole? Pound a stake in the center, then loop a string around it and another stick and scratch a curve in the dirt. Don't need to know pi to make a circle. Strings can easily be marked (typically with knots) with fairly accurate units by simply making up one unit and then comparing to that standard. Strings also work great for straight edges. A right angle is also stunningly easy to whip up with a 3-4-5 triangle, and this was known to the ancient Greeks. Even without knowing that, a right angle is still amazingly easy to make by bisecting any isosceles triangle. Pretty much any desired angle can be created with such physical division. Levels are also easy to do, with water. And there's the plumb-bob for the verticals. Even non-circular curves aren't at all hard, just look at the Parthenon. Our view of the Romans once suffered from this same contempt for ancient math, with scholars assuming that the Romans were just lucky in getting their aqueducts to work and buildings to stand up. Arches and wells will not last if they are as sloppily assembled as you seem to presume.

      They could so easily have gotten 31 cubits, or 31 1/2 cubits, or even more accurate measures. Why they didn't, or didn't report it, who knows? Today, thanks to the tremendous advances made possible, science and math have an unparalleled reputation for truth and fact that many of weak faith secretly envy, and which a few try to misapply in embarrassing ways. I'm talking of Creationists of course. But they're hardly the only such. Legal experts have plenty of stupid moments too, as this article speaks about, and as we've seen in the various laws passed against obscenity, or copying, or many things to do with technology. I came across an English translation of the Koran in which the translator raved about the number 19. Claimed that Allah, and other significant names and phrases all appeared in the Koran a number of times equal to some multiple of 19, and the number of chapters, books, or whatever the divisions were called was also a multiple of 19, and certain significant dates were multiples of 19, and so on. All this "proved" that the Koran was indeed the word of God, because how else could such remarkable numeric symmetries be present? Meanwhile, this "fact" was used to determine whether a few questionable bits belonged. It was exactly the same class of reasoning that Creationists use. A few moments of thought and I realized that if the numbers didn't add up, one could easily make them add up by adding on a few more of whatever was lacking. All this post needs is another 17 instances of "Allah" added to the end. Or 15 instances if "God" is considered to be just an alternate term. It is really sad that the translator, who claimed the Islamic equivalent of a doctorate in theology, was evidently so lacking in reasoning skills or perhaps education to have believed such rubbish for years, up to the day he was murdered by fellow Muslims.

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    169. Re:Blashphemy ! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Mathematicians pretty much assume the natural log.
      Bah! In my day we used to write a little subscript e after it, or we'd fail the whole paper. In the snow.

      While it's true that these equations only work with the natuaral log (so the reader ought to know what is meant), I'd say most people seeing log without any indication to the contrary would assume base 10. Maybe it's the generation that grew up with calculators? Certainly the google calculator follows that convention.
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    170. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the circumference of the earth being about 40,000 km? Or Alabama and Mississippi resembling Bart and Marge Simpson's profiles? Seeing as how the meter was originally defined as "one ten-millionth of the length of the Earth's meridian along a quadrant, that is the distance from the equator to the north pole", it's pretty obvious why it's close to 40,000 km.
    171. Re:Blashphemy ! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      We can't directly observe radio waves, but we can observe their effects.
      We can't (yet) directly observe God, but we can observe His effects.

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    172. Re:Blashphemy ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought that 355/113 was a better approximation :)

  3. Hah. by xzaph · · Score: 1

    I found it more amusing that the text of the bill mentioned previous submissions for trisection of the angle and whatnot as having been accepted by a publication. That "American Mathematics Monthly" or whatnot is who really has egg on its face.

    1. Re:Hah. by mathnerd314 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "the American Mathematical Monthly, the leading exponent of mathematical thought in this country."

      Nice word choice

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    2. Re:Hah. by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      What? Can't "American Mathematics Monthly" publish what they though was an April's fool?

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    3. Re:Hah. by bensch128 · · Score: 1

      Me thinks that this is a very, very early april fools... so the egg is on our faces...

      heh
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  4. Matematical proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    A mathematical proof that politicians are almost always full of crap second and themselves first

  5. Re:slow freakin' news day by dotancohen · · Score: 1

    It's not called hump day for nothing, you know.

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  6. Tabled in the Senate by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Introduced by Record
    IN THE SENATE
    Read first time and referred to
    committee on Temperance, February 11th, 1897
    Reported favorable February 12th, 1897
    Read second time and indefinitely postponed February 12, 1897


    sounds to me like they just never got a Round Tuit

    1. Re:Tabled in the Senate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least they found Waldo.

  7. In Kansas... by Cracked+Pottery · · Score: 5, Funny

    There was an attempt to outlaw i and it's use in mathematical equations. Lawmakers who objected to its use complained that it wasn't real and their constituents required too much imagination to accept it.

    1. Re:In Kansas... by SlashWombat · · Score: 2, Funny

      This must be why engineers use "j" instead of "i" in their "figuring".

    2. Re:In Kansas... by mathnerd314 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You must mean "fjgurjng"

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    3. Re:In Kansas... by KefabiMe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There was an attempt to outlaw i and it's use in mathematical equations. Lawmakers who objected to its use complained that it wasn't real and their constituents required too much imagination to accept it.

      What's really sad is I don't know if that's a joke or if it's informative.

      I mean, and I'm 100% serious here... It could go either way. I have no clue!

    4. Re:In Kansas... by clickety6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      if we're making bad puns, don't forget the story of Polly Nomial and Curly Pi

      Once upon a time pretty little Polly Nomial was strolling across a field of vectors when she came to the edge of a singularly large matrix.

      Now Polly was convergent and her mother had made it an absolute condition that she must never enter such an array without her brackets on. Poll however, who had changed her variables that morning and was feeling particularly badly behaved, ignored these conditions on the ground that they were unnecessary, and made her way amongst the complex elements.

      Rows and columns enveloped her on both sides. Tangents approached her surface; she became tensor and tensor. Quite suddenly two branches of a hyperbola touched her at a single point. She oscillated violently, lost all sense of directrix and went completely divergent. As she reached a turning point she tripped over a square root which was protruding from the erf and plunged headlong down a steep gradient. When she was differentiated once more she found herself alone, apparently in a non-Euclidian space.

      She was being watched however. That smooth operator, Curly Pi, was lurking inner product. As his eyes devoured her curvilinear co-ordinates, a singular expression crossed his face. Was she still convergent, he wondered. He decided to integrate at once.

      Hearing a vulgar fraction behind her, Polly turned round and saw Curly Pi approaching with his power series extrapolated. She could see at once by his degenerate conic and his dissipative terms that he was bent on no good.

      "Eureka" she gasped.

      "Ho Ho" he said, "what a symmetric little polynomial you are. I can see you're absolutely bubbling over with secs."

      "Oh Sir", she protested, "keep away from me, I haven't got my brackets on."

      "Calm yourself, my dear," said our suave operator, "your fears are purely imaginary."

      "i,i," she thought. "Perhaps he's homogeneous then."

      "What order are you," the brute demanded.

      "Seventeen", replied Polly.

      Curly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet", he said.

      "Of course no," Polly exclaimed indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".

      "Come, come," said Curly, "lets off to a decimal place I know and I'll take you to the limit".

      "Never" gasped Polly.

      "EXCHLF" he swore, using the vilest oath he knew. His patience was gone. Coshing her over the coefficient with a log until she was powerless, Curly removed her discontinuities. He started at her significant places and began smoothing her points of inflection. Poor Polly, all was up. She felt his digit tending to her asymptotic limit. Her convergence was gone for ever.

      There was no mercy, for Curly was a Heavyside operator. He integrated by partial fractions. The complex beast even went all the way round and did a contour integration. What an indignity. To be multiply connected at her first integration. Curly went on operating until he was absolutely and completely orthogonal.

      When Polly got home that evening her mother noticed that she was truncated in several places. But it was too late to differentiate now. As the months went by, Polly increased monotonically. Finally, she generated a small but pathological function which left surds all over the place until she was driven to distraction.

      The moral of the story is this: If you want to keep your expressions convergent, never allow them a single degree of freedom.

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    5. Re:In Kansas... by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the attempt in Kansas to declare the use of the "term one million years BC" as a religious hate crime since it shows religious intolerance. Like the "N" word the "M" word was very hurtful to the faithful given there was no one million years BC and there can't be a one million years AD since the Rapture is around the corner. When asked about one billion years the response was "now you're just being silly."

    6. Re:In Kansas... by SailorSpork · · Score: 1

      One of the most famous April Fool's day jokes was when the "New Mexicans for Science and Reason" printed an article claiming that Alabama had legislated the value of pi to "the biblical number of 3.0" (scroll down to #7). I can't believe the Indiana bill was real. It was prolly an I grad that testified for the 3.2 side, Hail Purdue!

    7. Re:In Kansas... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Just remember, you can't spell "geek" without "EE"!

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    8. Re:In Kansas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never have I gotten a hard-on while reading paragraphs of mathmatical expressions.

    9. Re:In Kansas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This must be why engineers use "j" instead of "i" in their "figuring". j^2=-1
      V=iR
    10. Re:In Kansas... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

      I never knew math could be so filthy.

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    11. Re:In Kansas... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      You must mean "fjgurjng"

      No, that is Finnish engineers

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    12. Re:In Kansas... by EricWright · · Score: 1

      As a phormer physicist, I have to point out that

      i^2 = -1
      I = V/R

    13. Re:In Kansas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no clue!
      You should run for office.
    14. Re:In Kansas... by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Ah, it finally makes sense why my coach always used to say "There is no i in Kansas."

      - RG>

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  8. Physician's Syndrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Physicians; it doesn't matter what profession or how many thousands of years of experience have gone into it, they know better than you. It comes from playing god on a regular basis.

    1. Re:Physician's Syndrome by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      Physicians; it doesn't matter what profession or how many thousands of years of experience have gone into it, they know better than you. It comes from playing god on a regular basis. Really. Next they'll be telling you to eat right and get exercise.
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  9. What's wrong with that? by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

    would have erroneously established pi as the ratio 'five-fourths to four' or 3.2. What's wrong with that? It's fairly close to the truth, much closer than many of the current federal administration's views on reality. And far less disastrous.
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    1. Re:What's wrong with that? by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And far less disastrous.

      Apparently, you haven't imagined yet what many engineering projects would be like if they assumed that pi = 3.2.

    2. Re:What's wrong with that? by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sure every sane engineer would look at that 3.2 and decide that, for reasons related to what's practical and works well, the exact 3.20000000 can't be used with full precision, instead a rough approximation is needed, say 3.14159265 or thereabouts.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Floating Point is overrated. Sadly todays CPUs waste transistors and optimization in that crap and programs use for anything. It has its uses but for most applications, and that includes building or displaying things that, in the end, won't be so perfect after all. Fixed Point and approximations are equally suited for most applications, and, in fact, most aplications waste flops using 3.14 and rounding the results. The only requirement is that errors compensate for each other.
      I don't want to ride a plane that was engineered assuming pi=3.14, but made-in-China toys' heads don't need even as much.

    4. Re:What's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about re-inventing the wheel.

      No, seriously, what would wheels look like if this legislation passed?

    5. Re:What's wrong with that? by Dannkape · · Score: 1
      The quote at the bottom of the page as I'm reading this...:

      There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -- John von Neumann
    6. Re:What's wrong with that? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      There is more than a grain of truth in this. Some early computers (of the drum-memory era) used a 6-bit exponent (i.e., a 64-bit virtual word) for floating-point operations. And 64-bit processors are commonplace nowadays .....

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    7. Re:What's wrong with that? by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      It's one of many incorrect definitions of pi incidental to the legislature's main purpose, which is to enshrine a crank's incorrect way of squaring the circle in legislature. Certainly a novel way of getting your ideas out there, although it's more commonplace lately (intelligent design, for example).

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    8. Re:What's wrong with that? by biased_estimator · · Score: 5, Funny

      And do you know what the really scary part is? I had an engineering buddy back in undergrad (at the University of Michigan, not exactly a terrible engin school) vociferously argue with me that pi was exactly 22/7. I asked him if he know what an irrational number is--he said yes. I asked him if he accepted that pi is an irrational number--he said yes. I asked him how pi could be exactly 22/7 if it is irrational... What an exhausting conversation that was. It turns out that pi wasn't the only irrational part of that conversation.

    9. Re:What's wrong with that? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      Nobody uses the exact value anyway...

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    10. Re:What's wrong with that? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with that? It's fairly close to the truth, much closer than many of the current federal administration's views on reality. And far less disastrous.

      Actually it is wrong, since you would be rounding in the wrong direction. 3.14 rounds to 3.1.

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    11. Re:What's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps they could further skirt the law by calling their approximation "Cak". Since the smart engineers wouldn't actually be using the flawed number and process, I find it hard to believe there would be any kind of legal standing to pursue the "infringers."

      When you license something no one actually uses, well, who cares? It's like me patenting the mathematical formula to prove the Earth is flat. I could proudly hang the patent on my wall, but I might find my licensing business is a bit slow.

    12. Re:What's wrong with that? by Punto · · Score: 1

      Well, they've managed to use inches, feet and pounds for a while now, without any (major) accidents, I don't see how a 3.2 pi would make much of a difference.

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    13. Re:What's wrong with that? by Mopar93 · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness it's not 3.2.

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    14. Re:What's wrong with that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had a very similar discussion with a high school math teacher. My friends and I had tried to explain before that 22/7 was just an approximation, but she insisted that that was the true value. Then one day, she was talking about rational and irrational numbers, and put Pi in the list of irrational numbers. I spoke up and asked why its irrational if its 22/7 and she got a funny look on her face. After thinking for a minute, she then moved it to the rational side.

      We then had to dig through old geometry textbooks before we could convince her she was wrong. Luckily, she was the head of the math department so there were plenty of sample books from booksellers stored in her shelves. Eventually we found where one of them explained it.

  10. no wonder you need so many lawyers by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... if your laws contain text like this:

    "It is impossible to compute the area of a circle on the diameter as the linear unit without trespassing upon the area outside of the circle to the extent of including one-fifth more area than is contained within the circle's circumference, because the square on the diameter produces the side of a square which equals nine when the arc of ninety degrees equals eight."

    Not that other countrys' are any better, I suppose

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    1. Re:no wonder you need so many lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:no wonder you need so many lawyers by sinrakin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reading the text of the law makes me think the author was the Time Cube guy of the nineteenth century.

  11. Re:slow freakin' news day by zIRtrON · · Score: 1

    actually you're right!
    I didn't even go to work today ... but I've done some rehashing on my old coding skills.
    3.141592652589.....

  12. You Americans ... by ThirdPrize · · Score: 0, Troll

    you crack me up, you do.

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    1. Re:You Americans ... by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1

      Well, we do try. I'm working on legislating e^(i*pi)+1 to equal not zero, but a kajillion billion. You see, by taking the quadrangent of pi (valued at exactly 3) and the linear arc of the glayben, we obviously get a far superior answer than the old, wanting, junky answer that Euler crapped out most likely on ye olde toilet. And, best of all, you too can use the Toilet-Free Euler Identity (T-FI) for the low price of 9.95 US dollars... in your own home! Deals like this don't last forever, folks, but if you hit me up within the next twenty minutes, the identity comes with pi=3... ABSOLUTELY FREE!

    2. Re:You Americans ... by radja · · Score: 1, Funny

      it's been known for thousands of years that pi equals three. it says so in the bible, so it must be true.

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  13. Lies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Anyone with education knows that Pi, the other irrational numbers, and most of Mathematics were invented either by Pagans, Muslim integrists or Communists. The bible speaks of 2 animals of each kind and division of children by two. No square roots, no integration.
    Is there any mention to that 3.1415926... thing in it? Yes. It's called Satan, and the scientists use it to justify silly THEORIES such as evolution, TOE and heliocentrism.
    If you want to be a good Christian, you must reject those diabolic numbers. You can keep using computers, as they abide by God's rules, but better make sure that you limit your programming to Integer BASIC and Assembly(avoiding the FP instructions).

    1. Re:Lies! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It's true. pi even contains the number 666 after the 2440th digit! (And for you purists, is just after the 1205th)

  14. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five fourths to four. WTF is that?

    Fractions are big whack at the best of times (other than the obvious 1/4 1/2 3/4 etc) but 5/4?

    Decimal and metric... it's the way to go... makes much more sense!

    1. Re:WTF? by Aranykai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok, please let me know how to accurately express one divided into three equally. I have been stuck using 1/3 far too long.

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    2. Re:WTF? by Ashtead · · Score: 1

      How about 0.1 base 3 ? Nice and concise with no interminable string of decimals, and no division required.

      Still remains to see if it is actually useful, of course....

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    3. Re:WTF? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I agree wholeheartedly.

      How would anyone ever manage to drill a hole, if the drill bits in a standard 19-piece HSS set were labelled:
      1/1000, 3/2000, 1/500, 1/400, 3/1000, 7/2000, 1/250, 9/2000, 1/200, 11/2000, 3/500, 13/2000, 7/1000, 3/400, 1/125, 17/2000, 9/1000, 19/2000 and 1/100?

      It may be mathematically correct, but it's nowhere near as convenient as how they actually are labelled in real life.

      Keep ratios (and irrational quantities such as roots, trig functions, pi and e) for abstract mathematical concepts (and intermediate stages of long calculations), by all means. But real-world quantities are best expressed in the decimal notation; simply because weighing scales, measuring jugs and tape measures are all fixed-precision, decimal devices. The difference is one of range: kitchen scales might go up to 5kg. in steps of 1g., whereas laboratory scales are more likely to go up to 10g. in steps of 1mg. A kitchen measuring jug may go up to 1l. in steps of 25ml., whereas a chemist's burette goes up to 25ml. in steps of 0.05ml. And a steel tape measure may go up to 7m50 in steps of 1mm., whereas a micrometer is more likely to go up to 25mm. in steps of 0.01mm.

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    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of my measuring devices read like that.

      oz. - lbs.
      fl.oz. - quarts, pints
      inches - feet

      The reason that Americans will continue to use the imperial measures are that they just fit within the mind so much better. They were derived based on common activities or readily available object and then standardized. An inch is about as long as the first segment of your index finger. A foot is around the lenght of your foot. etc.

    5. Re:WTF? by Evangelion · · Score: 1

      The reason that Americans will continue to use the imperial measures are that they just fit within the mind so much better. ...

      Implying that Americans have small minds and need to conserve space?

    6. Re:WTF? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      None of my measuring devices read like that. oz. - lbs. fl.oz. - quarts, pints inches - feet
      Then I respectfully suggest that you go out and buy some new measuring instruments (or start using the other numbers on the ones you already have).

      An inch is about as long as the first segment of your index finger. A foot is around the lenght of your foot. etc.
      Which is still fucking bollocks. An inch is too big to be any use, and a foot is too small to be of any use. A centimetre is about the width of a fingernail, which gives you a reasonable resolution even sticking to whole numbers; and a metre is about as far as you can comfortably hold your hands apart (or -- you aren't seeing what I've just seen, so you probably won't get this -- a double pace in a tight goth skirt), which is actually big enough to be useful. Also, a ratio of 100:1 is easy to visualise; and when you do the maths on a calculator, the fractions of a metre expressed in decimal notation and rounded to two or three places give you excess centimetres or millimetres. Or, hundreds of centimetres (or thousands of millimetres) give you metres.

      Or let me put it this way: I'll have finished marking all the positions of my shelves and gone and put the kettle on for a brew, while you're still twatting about, converting fractions of a foot to inches and decimals of an inch to sixteenths.
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    7. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're really just falling for the same trap as Americans. An inch is longer than the centimeter you're used to, so "It's too long to be useful". The foot is shorter than the meter so "It's too short." This is simply nonsense

      Your arguments about the conversion between cm to m is valid, but you overestimate who hard it is to divide by 12, and how often it's actually necessary in common life. Yes, 5280 feet to a mile is cumbersome, but you don't need to do that math often.

      Converting measurement systems is hard. Once people get used to doing things in one way, and get a feel for how big the various units are they are reluctant to change systems for only a small benefit. American scientists do use the metric system because they do far more calculations involving different scales (and converting between force, energy and acceleration, etc is much easier with metric)

    8. Re:WTF? by chgros · · Score: 1

      I seems to me that this is a typo and should be four fifths to four, meaning
      4 - 4/5 = 3.2 (same as "quarter to one" is 1 - 1/4)

    9. Re:WTF? by chgros · · Score: 1

      Actually, never mind, they mean that perimeter/diameter = 1/pi = (5/4)/4 = 5/16 = 1/3.2

    10. Re:WTF? by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      and a metre is about as far as you can comfortably hold your hands apart

      I don't think I'm following you. Isn't a meter approximately three feet? I can hold my hands more than three feet from each other. I am almost six feet tall and when I stretch my arms out perpendicular to my body, my right hand is almost six feet (two meters) from my left hand. What part of your definition of a meter am I not understanding correctly?

  15. And this is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "After the debate, a Representative offered to introduce him to Dr. Goodwin. Professor Waldo replied that he was already acquainted with as many crazy people as he cared to know. "

    And this is why scientists and intelligent people in general often have little success in politics.

    1. Re:And this is why by ettlz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And this is why scientists and intelligent people in general often have little success in politics.
      It's called dignity.
    2. Re:And this is why by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      It's called dignity.

      Don't you rather mean integrity?

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  16. Just adding fuel to the fire ... by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'm sure every sane engineer would look at that 3.2 and decide that, for reasons related to what's practical and works well, the exact 3.20000000 can't be used with full precision, instead a rough approximation is needed, say 3.14159265 or thereabouts.

    ... and not too long ago, there was an article about engineers supposedly having a terrorist mindset. I think we could add "Criminally adulterating the legislated value of pi" to the list of possible terrorist acts.

  17. The slashdot quote of the day is perfect... by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -- John von Neumann
    How could anything be more perfectly apt for this article?
    1. Re:The slashdot quote of the day is perfect... by Herr+Brush · · Score: 1

      I like the Warren Buffet version:
      "Its better to be approximately right than precisely wrong."

  18. Dont menthion it now by cybergen007 · · Score: 0

    I dont see why you would want to inform us now. Instead inform me when it happened 314 years ago.

  19. That's just not rational by martinmarv · · Score: 1

    The proposer is using a circular argument

  20. 'Ell, I'll tell ya... by sporkme · · Score: 1

    As a Hoosier (DEF: born and currently a resident of Indiana), I confidently assure you that they would gleefully pass the bill today. Anyone objecting would be branded a pi-denier. [insert boring local politics]

    No politician wants to be the one refusing to give our poor and homeless their much needed pi.

  21. Strictly speaking... by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    This happened 111.19 years ago, you must remember to include the leap years.

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    1. Re:Strictly speaking... by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      This happened 111.19 years ago, you must remember to include the leap years. You forget Indiana's days are a bit longer. About (3.2-Pi)/Pi longer.
    2. Re:Strictly speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (3.2-Pi)/Pi

      (3.2-3.2)/3.2

      (0)/3.2

      0/3.2

      Err

      Umm, apparently its "Err" times longer, and idea what how long a 'Err' is? I have a theory its a southern word...

    3. Re:Strictly speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First time I've heard of a calculator that couldn't divide by 3.2.
      I believe 0/3.2 is close to zero.

    4. Re:Strictly speaking... by smussman · · Score: 1

      I'm interested to know what sort of calculation method gives you an error for 0 divided by 3.2. Everything I've tried just gives me zero.

    5. Re:Strictly speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.19 years is about 69 days. What calendar are you using that has 69 leap years in the past 111 years?

    6. Re:Strictly speaking... by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Umm, apparently its "Err" times longer, and idea what how long a 'Err' is? I have a theory its a southern word... In Indiana, Err = 0/3.2, By law.
    7. Re:Strictly speaking... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      83.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

      (You know that you're the reason girls won't date /.ers, right?)

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  22. They would have been behind their time... by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    They would have been behind their time literally, at least when they tried to make a pendulum clock! using T=2 *Pi * Sqrt(l/g) they would have produced a pendulum which was too long and therefore slow.

  23. It wasn't all that long ago that.... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... a bill was introduced in Missouri (I think) which would have set the *official* value of pi to 3. It seems somebody decided it would be easier for children to learn how to use it. Well, that's Missouri for you !

    1. Re:It wasn't all that long ago that.... by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      Quote / link?

    2. Re:It wasn't all that long ago that.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, I think what you mean is "that's government for you". If they aren't in the business of passing useless and unjust laws, making the system more complex, ambiguous, and exploitable, then how exactly did they manage to grow their business to the trillion dollar level?

      The US government of today absolutely dwarfs the US government of only 100 years ago, let alone 200 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people. How did they do it? One useless, unjust law at a time, until there were literally millions.

    3. Re:It wasn't all that long ago that.... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, unless you provide a cite.

      We did have some state representative from Lamar introduce a bill a couple years ago saying that IIRC the US is a Christian nation, but that was quickly voted down, and was generally held to be an election-year stunt.

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    4. Re:It wasn't all that long ago that.... by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 0

      Do you people never check Snopes before posting these inane stories, or modding them up as interesting/insightful/informative? It was an April Fool's joke!

    5. Re:It wasn't all that long ago that.... by whitehatlurker · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you may mean Alabama instead of Missouri. And it didn't happen.

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  24. The new Pi by Grech · · Score: 2, Funny

    One can only assume the proposal was made by Bloody Stupid Johnson.

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    1. Re:The new Pi by ArcCoyote · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... who actually built a wheel with a circumference of 3*d, and therefore could have patented it. Only problem was, it tended to annihilate anything that got too close.

  25. QOTD by GodLessOne · · Score: 1

    The quote I'm getting at the bottom of the page seems particularly appropriate!

    There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -- John von Neumann

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  26. old news by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Funny

    1897, c'mon slashdot this really is old news!

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    1. Re:old news by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1

      1897, c'mon slashdot this really is old news! And I think it's a dupe of an article from 1923.
    2. Re:old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't slashdot report this when the bill was proposed?

      Damn! Another dupe article. And only 111 years since it was posted last time.

  27. Even better! by Sykil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently, the bill's main purpose wasn't to establish a value of Pi, but to provide a method to square the circle. Doubly retarded! Also, why do we need LEGISLATION of squaring the circle? What political significance does this hold, other than the fact that politicians can't math?

    1. Re:Even better! by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Not "a" method, but "the" method. As in "the only method legally allowed" and as such the only value of Pi legally allowed.

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    2. Re:Even better! by Sykil · · Score: 1

      Ah, how silly of me! There can only be ONE highlander, after all.

  28. The fortune today is spot on. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about. -- John von Neumann
  29. Re:slow freakin' news day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3.141592653589.....

  30. We all know that a flat earth is irrational making by Babu+'God'+Hoover · · Score: 1

    Pi irrational for a flat earth.

    For a spherical earth...

    Excluding the extremes, point and plane, are all circumference/diameter(on the surface) ratios rational? If not, how many are not?

  31. Re:WTF? Having problems with story problems? by Technician · · Score: 1

    Five fourths to four. WTF is that?

    It is exactly 5/4:4 Read it again.

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  32. The Slashdot headline in 2105 by williegeorgie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hope we read this in about 100 years.... About 100 years ago, the Dover Pennsylvania school board very nearly succeeded in enforcing 'introducing a new scientific truth,' that would have erroneously established intelligent design as a rational alternative to evolution. The story explaining the rationale behind the idiocy is best described by the federal judge who prevented the school board from ....

    1. Re:The Slashdot headline in 2105 by rishistar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope we read this in about 100 years

      I hope so to. It'll mean we're not dead, and we've still got our eyesight.

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    2. Re:The Slashdot headline in 2105 by cbart387 · · Score: 1

      Being from Dover PA I can say that these board members were, to use an software analogy, like a closed source software company. They did not give proper reportings of what they did in the school-board meetings held. Actually, one of the members resigned because of conflicts within the board. The Intelligent Design curriculum they tried to push through is just an example of their mismanagement. It just so happens that was also their most public. ..

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    3. Re:The Slashdot headline in 2105 by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      I'm very comfortable with the fact that I'll no longer have my eyesight, at the very least, 100 years from now.

      Try and convince me I won't have super awesome brain-in-a-jar ROBOT eyesight and you may run in to some difficulty, though.

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    4. Re:The Slashdot headline in 2105 by Empiric · · Score: 1

      In 100 years I'll be carrying on the more appealing processes of evolution with whoever you leave behind.

      Differential... something... Success, I think it's called.

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  33. Re:WTF? 1/3, exactly... by Mendenhall · · Score: 1

    0.1, base 3?

  34. Do you think that Indians really care? by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait ;)

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  35. pi == ip ? by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You just know it doesn't make sense.

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  36. Truth or lie? There is... by emole · · Score: 1

    ... no pie.

  37. Re:whatcouldpossiblygowrong by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    Hijacked. What's the deal with "3/4 to 4"? ... 3/4/4 = 3/16 = .1875?
    3.2 is 16/5.

  38. Interestingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fraction 355/113 approximates Pi to seven decimal places

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi

    1. Re:Interestingly by Big_Breaker · · Score: 1

      But the ratio uses six digits already, just to gain eight digits of pi (seven after the decimal place). I'm not that impressed.

  39. Speaking of irrationality by ultranova · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, transcendental irrationality legislates you !

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  40. Scary Thoughts by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    It's a little scary. These days, I don't have much trouble imagining a scenario like that happening: some government or regulatory body dictates that the value of Pi is 3 for some inane or petty reason; an engineer is brought up on charges of mass terrorism for attempting to design a water tower using the accepted value of Pi, rather than the approved value; said engineer is convicted and jailed as a terrorist for trying to keep people safe. It sounds like a story you'd hear out of the old Soviet Union.

    1. Re:Scary Thoughts by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like a story you'd hear out of the old Soviet Union.

      Ah crap. Of course it's only after I hit submit that I realize, to my horror, that I'm setting myself up to be brought up on charges of Internet terrorism for "Inciting a Soviet Russia Joke."

    2. Re:Scary Thoughts by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, jokes incite you!

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    3. Re:Scary Thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, jokes incite... oh forget it.

  41. Is that us finding the right number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or was the number always there?

    I forget exactly but there's a little bit of acheological wanking about how accurate the first measurement of the earth's circumference is because they say something along the lines of "if the unit (stadia?) is taken to be 228.2 yards, then this is accurate to modern measurements to within 1%!!!" when they don't really know what the unit lenght was in modern measurements. So did they guess it so the numbers added up? Or was a stadia really 228.2 yards?

    1. Re:Is that us finding the right number by mskfisher · · Score: 1, Interesting
      True enough, and I thought of that.
      However, they make it clear that the typical spelling was not used, which was the clue:

      ...the normal spelling [for "circumference"] would yield a numerical value of 106. The addition of the h, with a value of 5, increases the numerical value to 111. This indicates an adjustment of the ratio 111/106...
      So it's not like they force-fit it in place - it's more that a clue was left:

      In the Hebrew Bible, the scribes did not alter any text which they felt had been copied incorrectly. Rather, they noted in the margin what they thought the written text should be. The written variation is called a kethiv; and the marginal annotation is called the qere.

      To the ancient scribes, this was also regarded as a remez, a hint of something deeper. This appears to be the clue to treat the word as a mathematical formula.
      It's not definitive proof - we'd have to go back and ask the original authors - but it's a lot less shaky than doing some kind of wacky algebra like your "stadia" example used.
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  42. Re:WTF? Having problems with story problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Way to fail. Four fifths to four would be like saying 'a number four fifths of the way to for', or more simply (4/5)*4.

  43. Is it true no one takes care of us but ourselves? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Troll

    "... not the word of an infallible being either."

    You are going down a slippery slope. Next you will be saying the U.S. president wasn't right when he said "When Saudis attack, invade Iraq", and "The answer to violence is more violence", and "We'll show them! They killed 3,000 Americans, we'll kill more", and "The way to make Muslims more gentle is to attack and kill them".

  44. Re:whatcouldpossiblygowrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    4 / 1.25 = 3.2

  45. The mob by SystematicPsycho · · Score: 1

    They tried to outlaw pi but the mob started smuggling pi in from over the border.

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  46. A value by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    of 3.2 for Pi only proves this guy right...

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    1. Re:A value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn you! That hurt my eyes worse than goatse!

  47. Squaring a circle? by nbucking · · Score: 1

    I only can imagine the IQ of the mathematician presenting a square circle. If he only had known that calculus tries to do something similar with curves and rectangles. Of course, what was his purpose? Was he just trying to simplify finding areas of circles? Is (pi)r^2 that complex?

    1. Re:Squaring a circle? by smussman · · Score: 1

      See wikipedia

    2. Re:Squaring a circle? by TheCoelacanth · · Score: 1

      He wasn't trying to create a square circle, he was trying to find a method for constructing a square with the same area as a given circle. It's a classic unsolvable problem from geometry.

  48. Betting... by Scummer · · Score: 1

    I bet there was a bet who could waste tax money in the most ridiculous fashion. Hmm.. by comparing the past with the present legislature, I bet there was no bet.

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  49. Indiana by LaminatorX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps in another century or so they'll be able to decide on a time-zone.

    1. Re:Indiana by Rampantbaboon · · Score: 1

      Now you're making the archaic jokes. We switched to eastern all year long a couple years ago. A couple counties in the SW and Chicago area are on central, but everywhere in the state observes DST now. It was amusing having just moved there from out of state watching everyone so confused by an idea so simple as changing clocks.

    2. Re:Indiana by caymanbum · · Score: 1

      "... watching everyone so exasperated by an idea so ridiculous as changing clocks."

      There, fixed free of charge.

      Daylight savings time has no place in a modern world.

      DST was of benefit prior to air conditioning and street lights. Not so much now that most work places and homes have A/C.

      Why should I change my clocks twice a year just so that some politician can crow about "all the energy savings?".

      And stay off my lawn!

    3. Re:Indiana by Humorless+Coward. · · Score: 0

      Time Zones have no place in the modern world - most people work on a time schedule, not a daylight schedule.
      And if you want to know at what time the sun will rise in your area, your weather forecast tells you, anyhow.

      Just go by Zulu/UTC, and make everyone else adapt.
      Imagine "all the energy savings" from that!

  50. Tom Goes to the Mayor by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

    And far less disastrous. Apparently, you haven't imagined yet what many engineering projects would be like if they assumed that pi = 3.2. The subject of Todd's (Joy's ex-husband) TV pilot Mi$ter Entrepreneur, Tom has developed a novelty calculator, the Calcucorn, which features a pink unicorn that speaks results of equations. The Mayor orders 3,000 of the calculators and distributes them to all local government officials and businesses - including a construction firm building a major cross-town bridge - before Tom "works out the kinks", exposing in dramatic fashion that the calculators are inaccurate. Tom, faced with the stress of being constantly filmed by Joy's ex-husband (played by David Cross) and the various crises caused by his faulty calculators, has a very non-Tom-like breakdown.
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  51. Old News? by FunkyELF · · Score: 1

    Why wasn't this tagged as Old News? Come on 111 years ago!

    1. Re:Old News? by OutSourcingIsTreason · · Score: 1

      It would be old news but there's this presidential candidate still in the running who proclaims that the Earth is 6000 years old, evolution never happened, and cells are people too.

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  52. Here's the problem.... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
    They let lolcats vote!


    Ayes - 67 - Noes -0-

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  53. PI r ^2 by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    Justin Wilson, "The Cajun Cook", told this story on his cooking show. A Cajun fellow who'd never been past 5th grade was proud as could be to send his son to college. When he came home on break, the dad asked him "So, wha's ya larn, boy?"

    The son thinks for a minute and says "PI r square!"

    The dad says "WHAT! What kind o' tomfoolery is they teachin' you? Pie are round, cornbread are square!

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    1. Re:PI r ^2 by earlymon · · Score: 1

      From the old Riptide TV show:

      What's 1.57?

      A piece of pi.

      FWIW - I found more people got this than I'd expected......

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  54. Buying Tires in Indiana by anorlunda · · Score: 1

    Here's a good mathematical challenge. If Indiana had passed that law making pi 3.2, what would the eccentricity of tires sold in Indiana be?

  55. Where's Waldo? by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

    Thankfully, they found him.

  56. Sig fig ambiguity by SEMW · · Score: 2

    They are not working with double digits. They are using single digits: 10 cubits ... 30 cubits ...
    In scientific notation, you count the significant digits. All of the numbers have one (1) significant digit Not quite. "10 cubits" and "30 cubits" might be to either one or two significant figures; since it doesn't specify, there no way of telling which. If they had they been given in scientific notation, as either, e.g., "3*10^1" or "3.0*10^1", then you're right, that would have been one and two s.f. respectively; but "30 cubits" is ambiguous.
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    1. Re:Sig fig ambiguity by Sancho · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem is that it's the same logic and methodology that lets fundamentalist Christians abuse gays and reject evolution. Take a portion of the Bible literally, throw out anything that contradicts it (for these purposes), and raise a stink.

      The Bible clearly shows the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter is 3. Your talk of significant digits is just trying to draw worship away from God.

      I didn't come from no monkey.

    2. Re:Sig fig ambiguity by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - don't you have infinite precision in counted units? I know that cubits are technically a unit of length, but as we're making biblical references for all we know they actually cut off people's forearms and had cubits of varying lengths, but exactly ten severed body parts long.

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  57. Ratios on a sphere and the density of irrationals by SEMW · · Score: 3, Informative

    are all circumference/diameter(on the surface) ratios rational? If not, how many are not? As the circle expands from a point to a great circle, the ratio between circumference and diameter can take any value between pi and two. So an infinite number of possible ratios are rational, and in infinite number are irrational.

    Interestingly, however, if you pick a particular circle, the ratio actually has a 100% probability of being irrational, rather than rational. Informally, this is because the irrationals are so much 'denser' than the rationals (using the colloquial rather than the topological meaning of dense). A proper proof follows from the fact that the rationals have Lebesgue measure 0; i.e. they can all be enclosed in a set of intervals on the real line, the sum of the lengths of which can be made as small as you like.
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  58. Tomatoes by Machtyn · · Score: 1

    It's the same thing as the Supreme Court calling Tomatoes a vegetable. It is a fruit. But because veggies were taxed more, the tomato became a veggie.

    1. Re:Tomatoes by iMaple · · Score: 1

      So what is the difference between a fruit and a vegetable ? If a tomato is a fruit, so is an eggplant or bell pepper (and they are conventionally accepted vegetables , right ?) .

  59. Tsu Chung-Chih and Tsu Keng-Chih by realwhz · · Score: 1
  60. argument from ignorance? by sorak · · Score: 1

    I'm not a mathematician, and don't fully understand the significance of squaring the circle, but it seems to me that they had a, (to most non-mathematicians), irrelevant problem, which they couldn't solve. So they responded by passing an unnecessary bill, redefining good math.

    Sometimes it's best to just say "I don't know"

  61. Re:About the sig (was: Sig fig ambiguity) by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

    I don't like numbers which can't be written as fractions. It's an irrational fear.

    Take comfort in the fact that you don't have a real phobia.

  62. Oregon whale blowup by baomike · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be followed by another oft repeated story, the "Great Whale Blowup" in Oregon?

  63. Pi ain't three in the Bible by sita · · Score: 1

    Kings is not the word of God. It is written by unnamed humans (maybe Ezra). It is definitely not a blueprint for making the molten sea, it is a description. There are any number of reasons that the ratio doesn't work out. The most obvious is that whomever wrote it was a story teller, and "thirty one cubits and and one hands breadth and a tiny bit of a finger nail" messes up the flow of the text.

  64. Re:WTF? Having problems with story problems? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5/4:4 is 1.25/4 = .3125 which isn't close to the claimed 3.2

  65. Pi Day is soon approaching. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  66. I'd like to file a motion by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like to file a motion that we observe this 111th anniversary as the centennial. The number 100 is more convenient and aesthetically pleasing.

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  67. ... insolvable mysteries ... by jc42 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My favorite part of the bill is the final line, which reads:

    And be it remembered that these noted problems had been long since given up by scientific bodies as insolvable mysteries and above man's ability to comprehend.

    This, along with the rest of the math in the bill, makes it clear that the authors were the sort that only "believe" in rational numbers. Of course, by that time mathematicians already had a pretty good hold on the rest of the real numbers, and there wasn't any mystery at all about the existence of numbers that weren't the ration of two integers. The only real mystery here is why they preferred the approximation 3.2 rather than 3.1. Not that either is good enough for engineers, who routinely used 3 places as the minimal precision if you don't want to be laughed out of the room.

    One of my favorite bits of mathematical humor is the many cases where they have taken criticisms and turned them into terminology. Thus, when it was realized that numbers like e and pi couldn't be written as ratios of integers, there were a lot of dummies who didn't accept this, and attacked the rationality of the people who did. The response of mathematicians was to say, in essence, "Hey, they call us irrational; that's a good word. Let's call the numbers that our critics believe in as 'rational', and the numbers that they don't believe in as 'irrational'. They'll be happy, and we'll have handy words for talking about these two kinds of numbers."

    It happened again when people started talking about square roots of negative numbers (and engineers found practical uses for them in the real world). There were the usual criticisms, to the effect that negative numbers don't have square roots, and it's stupid to talk about things that don't exist. The natural (;-) reaction of the mathematicians was to first be bemused by the very idea that any kind of numbers have any sort of real existence. Then they adopted the critics' words as terminology, with 'real' numbers the sort that the critics accepted, and 'imaginary' numbers the kind that produced negative numbers when multiplied by themselves. That must have really played with the critics' minds. "Oh, you want to talk about real numbers; that's room 12A, just along the corridor. We're talking about imaginary numbers here. Stupid git."

    Of course, there's the even more basic concept of 'natural' numbers, i.e., positive integers. It's clear from most most languages' words for numbers that most people historically have only dealt with this sort of number. Even today, many US high-school kids have a certain resistance to the idea that they have to learn about fractions, which strike them as 'unnatural' and pointless. So mathematicians adopted 'natural' as a subtle jab at the irrational attitude of the ignorant masses.

    At least this bill's authors had enough understanding to accept rational numbers as real, though they classified irrational numbers like pi as "insolvable mysteries". It is sad (and funny) that as late as 1897 this sort of ignorance could actually make an appearance in a legislative body and apparently be taken as anything but a lame joke.

    There have been other bills like this in the past, though as far as I've read, none of them has ever actually been passed, or even voted on. Anyone know of a case where one reached a vote?

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    1. Re:... insolvable mysteries ... by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure but I'm going to guess that the terms "irrational" and "rational" more likely derive from the word "ratio" than any sort of commentary on the sanity of the people involved. Just like numbers that can be expressed as a fraction are sometimes called "fractional".

    2. Re:... insolvable mysteries ... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      One of my favorite bits of mathematical humor is the many cases where they have taken criticisms and turned them into terminology. Thus, when it was realized that numbers like e and pi couldn't be written as ratios of integers, there were a lot of dummies who didn't accept this, and attacked the rationality of the people who did. The response of mathematicians was to say, in essence, "Hey, they call us irrational; that's a good word. Let's call the numbers that our critics believe in as 'rational', and the numbers that they don't believe in as 'irrational'. They'll be happy, and we'll have handy words for talking about these two kinds of numbers." Although I get the impression that your entire post may be somewhat tongue-in-cheek, I'd like to point out for anybody who misses that fact that (as far as I am aware) rational numbers are so-called because they can be expressed as the ratio of two natural numbers, and irrational numbers, likewise, are those that can't be expressed as such a ratio. It has nothing to do with 'rational' in the sense of 'reasonable' or 'sane'.
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  68. Actually, it may have been accurate to 5 places... by PRMan · · Score: 1

    Pi in the Bible As the article states, the Egyptians and others already had fairly accurate approximations of PI long before this passage was written.

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  69. proper proof by S3D · · Score: 1

    Proper proof is that rationals are countable. That's why they have measure 0.

    1. Re:proper proof by Babu+'God'+Hoover · · Score: 1

      Gotta love a definitive proof :-)

  70. Really? This is where /. has gotten to? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    A story about a mistake that didn't actually happen?
    I mean, jeez someone almost legislated PI to 3.2. big deal. How about "Smart legislators thwart movement to legislated 3.2 as PI!"

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    1. Re:Really? This is where /. has gotten to? by douglaid · · Score: 1

      Now you know who is really responsible for all the spam emails. It isn't the millionaires, but this empty-headed lot.

    2. Re:Really? This is where /. has gotten to? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's also a well-known bit of historical legislative foolishness often cited to demonstrate the kind of bad decisions possible in a representative system of government. In an election year, it's a valuable reminder of how we need to keep a close eye on these people.

      Considering the repeated movements to introduce other bits of absurdity into school curricula (ID, anyone?) it's well worth talking about.

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      And the brethren went away edified.
  71. Missed the point by iangoldby · · Score: 1

    But if the rim is flared then there is no redundancy.

    (Your other respondant is also right btw.)

  72. Nope by geekoid · · Score: 1

    By thinking you are so smart you ahve to give a 'hint' you loose.(Hint: Many of us knew that.)

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    1. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By thinking you are so smart you ahve to give a 'hint' you loose.(Hint: Many of us knew that.)

      You can't even spell "lose", so I doubt you knew anything about the circumference of a hexagon.

    2. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he was referring to the goatse guy's hexagon. I'm sure that is loose. And no I will not be posting a link.

    3. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      know, u loose it, looser!

  73. momma says by mennucc1 · · Score: 1

    My momma always told me not to trust a guy who claims he has solutions of the trisection of the angle, duplication of the cube and quadrature of the circle.

  74. Indeed by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

    Its long been my desire to define some sort of Reimanian space that would use the fundamental constants in the metric. However, I was never very good in my Reimanian Geometry class. I took it without any of the perquisites. Some day, I'll take off 10 years like Einstien did and learn real Math.

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  75. Slander! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 3, Funny

    Concerned readers of the rather lurid tale above may rest assured that its scandalous contents are entirely false.

    Mr. Pi is a well known and well respected number in the mathematical community, who despite its irrational tendencies, has won the hearts of all decent magnitudes with its transcendental nature. A nature one might add, which intrinsically prevents it from appearing at the roots of any finite order equation, let alone one of only seventeenth order.

    Mr. Pi is a good friend to many highly respected mathematical families such as the Trigonometric Functions and the Elliptic Functions. It is also known for its generous community work, appearing in many Geometrical texts and Physics equations, and in general is known far and wide for not holding itself above the common constant, despite its fame and status.

    Mr. Pi has been known for years as a wonderful role model and teacher for polynomials of a small degree, particularly for second order equations. It has opened up worlds of possibility and inspired these young equations for many years, and it would be a great shame if this false, cruel and libelous fiction caused an end to those efforts.

    I urge readers to reject and condemn this utterly false, malicious and libelous insult upon a good member of the mathematical community. We must not abandon the rigor and scruple that our community is renowned for, and succumb to emotive reasoning. The reader may be assured that however rational their coefficients, seventeenth order equations are known to come across irrational roots, of any multiplicity, all by themselves!

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  76. 2.12388 feet is 1.41592 cubits by donutello · · Score: 1

    To get from feet to cubits, you would divide by 1.5, not multiply by it.

    Doesn't counter your point - just correcting a small error you made.

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  77. Tell you what... by jd · · Score: 1

    Use this search engine and you can report all of the positions in the first few billion decimal places that string (or any other) appears.

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  78. Pi is 10 in Base Pi by xPsi · · Score: 1

    but then again 10 would be 100.010221222212... which is a little awkward.

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  79. Reduce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meh, if the fundies get their panties in a bunch about 666/212, can't they simply reduce to 333/106?

  80. Thinking about Pi? by Ciggy · · Score: 1

    With all these obvious thoughts about Pi, slashdotters have been involved in a bit of Transcendental Meditation...

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    A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell
  81. Irrational Property by tompaulco · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't mind giving ownership of Pi to some clever patent lawyer. But no sneaking using a mathematical symbol. We need to know the EXACT value they want to patent. So they would first have to write down ALL the digits before I would be willing to hand over the patent.
    In fact, I propose that we begin this process right now. Something as widely used as Pi is sure to bring in billions. We need to get ALL the lawyers busy writing down the digits of Pi immediately.

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    1. Re:Irrational Property by HighPerformanceCoder · · Score: 1

      No, all one would need to do is provide an algorithm for generating it. Then one could say that pi is the limiting value produced by the following algorithm:... I suspect prior art might get you in the end though. Such formulae have been known for a long time.

  82. Ratio of 5/4 to 4 is NOT 3.2 by Curate · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot, and no one has picked up on this mathematical mistake yet? The article states "erroneously established pi as the ratio 'five-fourths to four' or 3.2" ... um, 5/4 : 4 = 5/16. What the article should have said is "the ratio 'four to five-fourths'". (Kind of a convoluted wording anyway; why not just "the ratio sixteen to five"?)

  83. 5% error by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    3.14 / 3 ~= 1.05

    5% really isn't bad for something measured by forearm lengths yarded out along a length of rope. That's less than a knuckle-length per cubit.

    I do first approximations all the time with much more than a 5% error (3.14 is a pain to multiply by in your head) and often even final work. Engineering is seldom an exact process. If I'm trying to figure out how many bricks I need to shore up a well, 5% error will get me really close, especially if I give myself a 10% margin.

    As far as I know, the ancient Israelites did not have a tradition of mathematical rigor. 3:1 seems a pretty natural approximation.

  84. I have an irrational fear by burtosis · · Score: 1

    of any number that can't be expressed as a fraction....

  85. Re:whatcouldpossiblygowrong by beckerist · · Score: 1

    1.25 = 5/4, not 3/4 or 4/3rds even... How is this relevant?

  86. Re:whatcouldpossiblygowrong by beckerist · · Score: 1

    or...I can't even read the summary... Ignore my post!
    </dumbass>
    --beckerist

  87. SO why not 2^8/9^2 = pi? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    That saves you the division. Only a 0.6% error

    355/113 is accurate to 7 decimal places (or about 3 metres on the circumference of the earth).

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    1. Re:SO why not 2^8/9^2 = pi? by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      SO why not 2^8/9^2 = pi?

      That saves you the division. Only a 0.6% error.

      That's actually what led me to it. In a math book long ago it said something about the Egyptians or Archimedes (can't remember now) using 255/81 as an approximation for pi, and 255 jumps out at you as being one less than 2^8, and 81 is of course 9^2.

      And since there are plenty of more accurate close-to-pi fractions, why not go for the palindromesque symmetry and make one that looks great? Fortunately 2*pi gets plenty of use in math too, so it doesn't look as contrived as it might!

  88. Reciprocal by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1

    Or just remember that reciprocal of pi is 113/355.

  89. Wrong... by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

    ...pie equals 8.53973422. Oh wait is that still my signature...

  90. Why round up? by heliosfootball · · Score: 1

    Besides the myriad reasons why this bill was stupid, there is one thing I just can't get my head around. If they wanted to round pi to one decimal place for whatever reason, why did they round it up to 3.2 instead of the closer 3.1?

  91. GULLIBLE PEOPLE ALERT by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
    There is nothing remarkable about this. This is a party trick that is intended to mislead gullible people.

    The Hebrews did not know the modern units of foot, or inch. The cubit was not an accurate ancient unit. There was no concept of standard unit in Antiquity at all, in the modern sense.

    In antiquity, people made up units on the spot when they needed them. They literally put knots in strings that were roughly the right length apart, and folded the lines to duplicate the unit. Nobody kept a standard in a special building to compare with, as we still do today. One man's foot was bigger than another man's, etc.

    So why even talk about feet and inches? Easy. That's the trick. You can pick any number, say 1234.5678, and if you choose the right unit size, say a "floopy", then you can make 1234.5678 equal to pi floopies, with an error as small as you like. For example, say a "floopy" is 392.97513 cm. Then 1234.5678 is 3.1415927, ie it's pretty damn close to pi. Of course, you would never say a floopy is 392.97513 miles, because that's a much bigger error.

    Holy shit, those floopy using Ancients were pretty accurate, just like those feet and inches using Hebrews were pretty accurate!

    What people who write this numerology crap do is to sit down for hours and try different things to come up with nice looking numbers, but the trick is always the same. You can tell in your example it's a trick because there's funny numbers like 1.5 ft, and of course the foot is a modern unit. It's also pretty easy to pick another approximation with a different word if some of the letters don't work out, since 111/106 is nearly the same as 110/106 and 111/107 etc.

    1. Re:GULLIBLE PEOPLE ALERT by toddestan · · Score: 1

      While I don't really buy the story either, the units used in his example are totally irrelevant. The number pi is a ratio of lengths, and works the same whether you use cubits, meters, or floopies.

    2. Re:GULLIBLE PEOPLE ALERT by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      While I don't really buy the story either, the units used in his example are totally irrelevant. The number pi is a ratio of lengths, and works the same whether you use cubits, meters, or floopies.
      Not so. Of course pi is a dimensionless quantity, but the point is that the numerologists are choosing to present its value _physically_, and choosing their units to make a _psychological_ point about accuracy.

      If in his example, he chose units of miles, he'd get a much bigger absolute error, which means _psychologically_ it's not so accurate, even though the relative error of the ratio to pi would be identical.

  92. Re:About the sig (was: Sig fig ambiguity) by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Or a complex anxiety disorder.

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  93. Re:Is it true no one takes care of us but ourselve by Draconius42 · · Score: 1

    my god... its full of strawmen....

  94. Re: In Soviet Russia, pi are YOU ! by aqk · · Score: 1


    Young Pioneer: I have learned in school today that "pi r squared", comrade papa!

    Commissar: (Whack!)
    Young Pioneer: Whaaaa! Why you hit me, papa?

    Commissar: Because CAKE are SQUARED! PIE ARE ROUND, you stoopid revisionist!

    (okay, so it probably plays better when set in Mississippi)


  95. Systematic? by isotactic · · Score: 1

    Engineering 101: Your math is only as good as your tape measure.

  96. Just patent this page. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Just pull up the most useful math constants pages through wikipedia and use them as the source for your patents.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi

    Any one that pretends to be a math geek should have a book like Mathematics: From the Birth of Numbers setting on their shelf somewhere.
    (http://www.amazon.com/Mathematics-Birth-Numbers-Jan-Gullberg/dp/039304002X/ref=pd_sim_b_title_45) It has a very interesting section on the history of computing pi and the various methods. If I recall correctly, there was brief contest of who could put the most digits, but then it was "discovered" that you could use some method to put as many digits as you wanted. I think it got boring at that point and the real math guys moved to other stuff. 22/7 and 355/113 were "good enough" before computers and if you really cared about the precision then you'd be using the better methods to obtain as many freaking digits as you needed. Now that we've got computers, the computer guys have done pi to millions/billions of digits, but only number theory geeks care about that. ;) 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 is what the windows cal uses so that's far more than good enough for your average person. What do you really need that many digits in pi for anyway? ;)