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  1. Re:Yes, on Bavarian Police Can Legally Place Trojans On PCs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    but does the trojan run on linux?

    Funny how the context allows a "does it run on linux" joke get modded up as insightful....

    ...What about the Soviet Russia jokes? Will they get mod as informative?

  2. Re:Bring it to the airport on What Is the Best Way To Disinfect Your Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Then you won't have to worry about it.

    genius comment!

  3. Simple.... on What Is the Best Way To Disinfect Your Laptop? · · Score: 3, Funny
  4. debug test on Algorithm Names Powell 'Ideal' Vice President Candidate · · Score: 1

    Steve Lamoureaux, the company's chief innovation officer, said of the VP finding: 'We never imagined that the same candidate would show up for both parties.'"


    Just make a simple test like asking "who would be the best candidate for the next German elections just to check if it would answer Colin Powell as well..."

  5. Re:Dasterdly Deutchmen on Google Abandons the Gmail Name In Germany · · Score: 1

    LOL !! I almost pissed my pants with your translations skills!!! Best comment of the semester!

  6. Re:Perpetuating old myths on Bizarre Properties of Glass Allow Creation of "Metallic Glass" · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is crap. Yeah, I can't believe they repeated this little urban myth. The whole article takes a huge credibility hit IMHO.

    Not to mention how the last half is written so poorly that it ventures into incomprehensibility-land.


    Yeah, I agree ...
    Atoms, scientists, states of matter.. who believes these urbans myths...pfff!
  7. Re:Also on this topic on The Principles of Project Management · · Score: 5, Funny

    See also: Random Acts of Management by Scott Adams

  8. School? on Best Electronics Kits For Adults? · · Score: 1

    Have you consider attending a basic eletronics course? or maybe a tech school ...

    It may sound a little too much for a hobby, but I think it's nice to get some basic knowledge in order to start on the right tracks.. I mean, after a good course, you can buy the components yourself, search the projects on google and build it without those pre-built kits.. I think it's way cooler ...

  9. awesome .... on Computer Art For a CS Dept Office? · · Score: 4, Funny

    No matter what your tastes are..you must have an AWESOME POSTER

  10. Re:Cool test methodology on First Ethernet Switch In Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    Despite the misleading title (should probably say first OFF THE SHELF switch in orbit)...
    not necessarily, since It must be really hard to keep something ON THE SHELF in outer space.. =)
    *drum rolls
  11. Re:Block them from flying over cities? on Pentagon Wants Kill Switch For Planes · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe that's called an "anti-aircraft missile" system, sometimes with the "shoulder-launched" feature for only $9.99 more.

    How the hell do they intend to pull that off without collateral damage. Force fields? Giant shark balloons?


    ...maybe if we attach lasers to the giant shark balloons....
  12. Meanwhile at the customs... on TSA Bans Flight If You Refuse To Show ID · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imigration Officer: What's your name, sir?
    Passenger: Batman...
    Imigration Officer: Come again? Your last name, sir?
    Passenger: Suparman ...
    Imigration Officer: Funny guy ahn? Take him down, boys...

    While the other officers beat the crap out of the poor fella, the Imigration officer checks his passport out

  13. who writes these articles? on Latest "Green" Power Generation — Your Feet · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Obviously you'd have to get up and walk around, but, as they say, it's the thought that counts."
    GREAT ! If it's the thought that counts why do I have to get up and walk around??..I could only imagine that I'm walking around and watch those batteries juice up....
  14. New Physics on Cell Phone Tracking Reveals Users' Habits · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that most people can be found in one of just a few locations at any time,
    Forget those losers, I wanna know about the people that can be in 2 or more locations at the time!
  15. Scary ... on Google Earth Beaten By Autorendering From Photos · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's kind of scary when you zoom out the whole map and see a "flat world with only Sweeden in the middle.." ... =)
    There may be dragons...

  16. Re:I want a degree in... on New Method Discovered For Making Telescopes On the Moon · · Score: 1

    ....There's got to be huge advantages to building in a lunar environment, with raw materials available right there, and the chance to create living space just by drilling and sealing instead of fabricating from scratch.
    And huge disadvantages as well...think where will NASA hire workers that will agree to comute everyday to the moon to build that thing...and don't even get me started on the food they serve there it tastes like astronaut food... =)
  17. Re:General request! on Have Mathematics Exams Become Easier? · · Score: 1

    well I'm not sure I want to say this but a former president of my country, while still in office, has said that only those that can not do nothing of productive for society should become teachers... and that's why I gave up the academy

  18. Re:Pay teachers more on Have Mathematics Exams Become Easier? · · Score: 1

    If I wanted to deal with children telling me what to do and get paid peanuts for it I'd go back to software development. ;)
    Yeah..that's why I ran away from the circus! =)
  19. Re:Lifespan? on Sun Adding Flash Storage to Most of Its Servers · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder how many posts of those 500 comments would get modded as funny before being modded redundant.. =)

  20. Let's dance to the Thunder! on Dancing Micro-Robots Waltz on a Pin's Head · · Score: 3, Funny

    Too bad the little fellas couldn't actually "hear" the music...since the frequency we are able to hear would sound much more like a huge roar than music
    ....I guess they probably just were trying to run for cover from the thunderstorm... Can you imagine the damage a single drop of rain can make on a microrobot?

    Those scientists are just a bunch of insensitive clods.

  21. What about Pron? on Scientists Build Mind-Reading Computer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I know it sounds funny but i would like to see the brain activity for pornografic pictures, since it already known that "bad words" are stored in a different area of the brain than regular words... it would be kind of interesting if "bad images (or nice depending on the person)" got also stored on different areas....

  22. Re:Those pics look fake to me. Shenanigans? on Previously Uncontacted Amazon Tribe Photographed · · Score: 1

    Looks like two oompa loompas and a sasquatch
    I agree that's much more likely to find oompa loompas in the amazon than indians that hasn't already been in contact with some kind of civilization...
    I haved work with some amazonian indians before and let me tell you some of them drive cars much better than ours... it's all about how much you pay for the exclusive use of his so called "indian-sacred land" ...

  23. Re:next step on Authentic Viking DNA From 1,000-Year-Old Skeletons · · Score: 2, Funny

    And when the theme park idea doesn't work out they can always get a job for the next credit card commercial or even a heavy metal band...there are so many opportunities for cloned vikings....
  24. How to stop game piracy.... on Atari Founder Proclaims the End of Gaming Piracy · · Score: 1

    You want to know how to stop game piracy?
    Simple...let's go back to the cartridges...

  25. Plastic Lasers .... on Breakthrough In Plastic Lasers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now my LEGO Gun will be complete!
    MWAHAHAHAH!