Why do companies like Intel, AMD, and Transmeta keep having to name processors so they sound like they came straight from the mouth of Rob Schneider's SNL character The Richmeister?
The Celer-on, the Opter-on, the Athl-on, the Effice-on.
It's not good for marketing, guys! Everybody hates Rob Schneider!
Mr. Gates, I saw that, you naughty, naughty boy. Get those hands out of those nice lawyer's pockets this instant, mister! I mean it! If you don't, you won't get to play monopoly tonight!
If I was InterTrust, I'd be quiet about the patents. With as much "digital security" problems Microsoft has, I would find it rather embarrassing to say that they were mine.
InterTrust, what integrity you may have had just went down faster than Jenna Jameson in a porno video.
You guys just gave the Slashdot effect to people with nuclear capabilities! You better hope for your sake that they're not too pissed off. You might just have a special shipment by way of air mail pretty soon...
Many of the other things people said I would like as well (multiple encodings, samples, fast download speed, a decent price, etc). But it would be necessary for me to have it so that you can download the same song multiple times after you buy it. If the file accidentaly gets deleted or whatnot, I wouldn't want to have to pay for the same file again.
Man, if I were a Christian, I'd feel really bad if I lost one of these games. Would God, among others, look down upon me if I lost?
Child: "Shoot, I lost..." Mother: "That's too bad sweetheart, were you lacking in faith again?" Child: "No mom! I didn't mean to lose..." Mother: "Don't play the game unless you can win." Child: "But..." Mother: "When you fail in the game, you fail Jesus."
Not to mention, wouldn't some of these games be contradictory to the "Jesus, God, and faith can't loose" attitude that Christianity has?
They just appear to be glowing in red and green patterns, if you fucking hippies would get off of the psychedellics you'd realize that they're not glowing at all!
Oh, wait, that's Phish, my bad.
Man, I remember Kombat Kodes being put in the credits of the original Mortal Kombat movie and trying furiously to write each set fast enough. If I'm not mistaken, Mortal Kombat the movie is where other movies have gotten the idea from.
Also, simoniker you suggested that we "...don't look if you want to play along at home" in reference to GameFAQs having the codes already. Are you suggesting that we pirate the movie before its theatrical release. Shame on you! This would make Jack Valenti turn over in his pile of money!
From Oppenheim:
"It is not legal, ethical or cool to copy somebody else's CD for your own use."
Yes, daddio, the RIAA just radiates coolness like an a/c unit. They've been the keen machine to millions of internet users.
What the hell has the RIAA been smoking to think that they themselves are cool or can judge coolness?
Back to cool school for you, fool!
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You can't copyright an idea, that's entirely true. Do you know why? Because I have the copyright to that idea!
On ESPNews, for the Tampa Bay vs. Philadelphia game, ESPN NFL Football was used to predict what might happen, and not Madden NFL 2004.
"Most of Florida communications case law stems from the rotary dildo era," says David Bruns, spokesman for the state Department of Revenue.
Rotary dildo era, sounds dirty. Would put a whole new spin on phone sex.
Why do companies like Intel, AMD, and Transmeta keep having to name processors so they sound like they came straight from the mouth of Rob Schneider's SNL character The Richmeister?
The Celer-on, the Opter-on, the Athl-on, the Effice-on.
It's not good for marketing, guys! Everybody hates Rob Schneider!
Mr. Gates, I saw that, you naughty, naughty boy. Get those hands out of those nice lawyer's pockets this instant, mister! I mean it! If you don't, you won't get to play monopoly tonight!
If I was InterTrust, I'd be quiet about the patents. With as much "digital security" problems Microsoft has, I would find it rather embarrassing to say that they were mine. InterTrust, what integrity you may have had just went down faster than Jenna Jameson in a porno video.
...I hope that Doubleclick wins this one. Sheer stupidity should not be rewarded.
You guys just gave the Slashdot effect to people with nuclear capabilities! You better hope for your sake that they're not too pissed off. You might just have a special shipment by way of air mail pretty soon...
Yep, just restating that it's a necessity. In other words, make sure it stays.
Many of the other things people said I would like as well (multiple encodings, samples, fast download speed, a decent price, etc). But it would be necessary for me to have it so that you can download the same song multiple times after you buy it. If the file accidentaly gets deleted or whatnot, I wouldn't want to have to pay for the same file again.
Man, if I were a Christian, I'd feel really bad if I lost one of these games. Would God, among others, look down upon me if I lost?
Child: "Shoot, I lost..."
Mother: "That's too bad sweetheart, were you lacking in faith again?"
Child: "No mom! I didn't mean to lose..."
Mother: "Don't play the game unless you can win."
Child: "But..."
Mother: "When you fail in the game, you fail Jesus."
Not to mention, wouldn't some of these games be contradictory to the "Jesus, God, and faith can't loose" attitude that Christianity has?
They just appear to be glowing in red and green patterns, if you fucking hippies would get off of the psychedellics you'd realize that they're not glowing at all!
Oh, wait, that's Phish, my bad.
Man, I remember Kombat Kodes being put in the credits of the original Mortal Kombat movie and trying furiously to write each set fast enough. If I'm not mistaken, Mortal Kombat the movie is where other movies have gotten the idea from. Also, simoniker you suggested that we "...don't look if you want to play along at home" in reference to GameFAQs having the codes already. Are you suggesting that we pirate the movie before its theatrical release. Shame on you! This would make Jack Valenti turn over in his pile of money!
It's time to revise the Bible again! Damn science, it makes my work so much harder.
From Oppenheim: "It is not legal, ethical or cool to copy somebody else's CD for your own use." Yes, daddio, the RIAA just radiates coolness like an a/c unit. They've been the keen machine to millions of internet users. What the hell has the RIAA been smoking to think that they themselves are cool or can judge coolness? Back to cool school for you, fool!
Have fun trying to use those alternatives, because I've patented them! Try using one and I'll see your ass in court.