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Florida Citizens' Anti-trust Payout Dwarfed By Lawyers'
According to Robin "Roblimo" Miller's article on NewsForge, Florida residents are receiving word by electronic and postal mail about the likely outcome of that state's class action suit against Microsoft (last mentioned on Slashdot last September): the upshot is that Florida residents who purchased a Microsoft operating system or Microsoft Office would be eligible for a settlement payment (in vouchers) of $5-12; the lawyers involved are seeking $48 million in fees. The settlement terms have several interesting clauses; for instance, by accepting, you would be agreeing to "settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft and/or its directors, officers, employees, attorneys, insurers or agents, whether known or unknown, asserted or unasserted, that any member of the Florida Settlement Class ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have, relating in any way to ... any conduct, act or omission that was or could have been alleged in this case as the basis for any antitrust or unfair competition claims."
In case the site (or routes to the site) get slashdotted, here is a mirror to the link.
The people *never* get any sort of reasonable payout from these sorts of lawsuits. I don't know why anyone even signs on. Is there a way to file suit against class action lawyers for abusing their clients?
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is it really worth signing your rights away for a measely $12?
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$200 million is a decently sized chunk of money, but I would have preferred to see more enforcement fo the federal anti-trust judgement and settlement. I think that would have done a lot more for a lot more consumers than paying $5-12 to a bunch of people in Florida.
The plaintiffs in a class-action suit typically never outlay any of their own money. The terms of entering into an agreement are laid out and well known so I don't understand what the problem is.
-- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
Class Members will be eligible to receive a total maximum amount of $202 million in vouchers, worth $5 for each license for Microsoft MS-DOS, Windows versions 1.0 to 3.2, Windows NT Workstation, Windows 2000 Professional, Word, Excel and Office software, and $12 for each license for Windows 95, Windows 98, and Windows Millennium Edition that Class Members indirectly acquired in the United States between November 16, 1996 and December 31, 2002 for use in Florida
Isn't this just yet another slap on the wrist for microsoft. It just makes them use their ill gotten gains from the monopoly, which probably has earned them quite a bit in interest anyway. I have a feeling this is a bit like the previous case, give them some punishment which "looks" big but doesnt actually have any affect on them.
I guess I should become a lawyer ;)
Sivaram Velauthapillai
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Caveat: IAAL.
Of course the lawyers' payout will dwarf the payout of the individual class members - that's exactly why the class-action is structured this way. Individual claims are not worth enough to each member, considering the time, energy and money necessary to pursue an action. Aggregating the class makes this worthwhile, and attorneys take a percentage - and, often, these suits go nowhere, with a contingency of zero.
Seems like standard legal jargon to me. Protect everything, guarantee nothing, deny any responsibility whatsoever and put the onus on the consumer(or in this case those who won the lawsuit).
I'll bet the lawyers get paid first and promptly and you know what...I don't think anyone is the least bit surprised.
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Too many lawyer jokes can be inserted here.
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I believe /. article is a bit misleading. It makes it seems like the attorneys are taking their fees directly from the total settlement amount. From the article:
If the Court approves the settlement, the Court will determine reasonable attorneys' fees and expenses to be awarded to Class Counsel. The attorneys' fees and expenses approved by the Court will be paid by Microsoft, and will not reduce, in any way, the amount of Settlement Benefits paid to Class Members.
So really, the people aren't getting stiffed, they're just getting gypped. However, the people of Florida will get some indirect benefits:
Microsoft will donate to public schools in Florida with at least 50% of their students qualifying for the federal free and reduced-price school lunch programs, 50% of the difference between the total maximum amount of the vouchers ($202 million) and the value of issued vouchers, if the settlement is approved.
So, while the settlement values seem extremely small, in reality, they're just small. At least the vouchers aren't for more Microsoft software.
"Come on, let's go drink till we can't feel feelings anymore."
... settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft [that they] ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have.
So everyone who's involved can *never* sue Microsoft again for anything related to Anti-Trust? They take their slap on the wrist, and go laughing all the way to the bank? I guess double jeopardy could be a factor, as subsequent lawsuits would be mostly the same, but this seems to go a tad too far.
Lawyer speak is so great. Where else, besides an Eminem rant, would you hear such a string of words as: (empasis added by poster)
ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have
That sounds like an Eminem lyric to me.......bitch.
wasn't that clause in the XP license agreement anyways.... microsoft really zinged them.
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Everyone who bought a Microsoft product gets $5-$12 in cash and the lawyers get a $48 million voucher to spend on Microsoft products. *grins*
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If you don't like the payout, don't accept. Then pursue your own case by putting hundreds of thousands of your own dollars where your mouth is.
Most people won't, of course.
-- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
Seems like the obvious choice to me, if people agree then both M$ and the Lawyers win... how does that help the forces of good!
Did people expect Microsoft to buy them a new car? How about a new house? It's a measly computer program, when all is said and done.
They're paying out $202 million. Admittedly, Microsoft still has plenty left over, but I'm dead certain they didn't want to pay even THAT much.
As for the attorney's fees, again, why should these people work for free? Can you imagine the expense involved in something as simple as photocopying the documents required in this case? It's enormously expensive to run a lawsuit of this magnitude; the lawyers deserve to get paid.
I'm not saying a few of the key partners aren't going to get well off this case, but this is hardly the miscarriage of justice, screw-the-public outcome that seems to be the prevailing opinion here.
Oh wait, I forgot - this is Slashdot, where EVERYTHING Microsoft does is never good enough.
Every class action lawsuit I've ever seen has a similar restriction placed on it.
When you join the class, you relinquish your rights to sue independantly. It's a classic trade-off. By joining the class, you get an immediate pay-off, however you lose the right to sue on your own.
If you avoid joining the class, you can sue on your own, but you stand a chance of losing a great deal of money if you don't win.
Nobody's forcing you to join the class though so...
The settlement terms have several interesting clauses; for instance, by accepting, you would be agreeing to "settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft and/or its directors, officers, employees, attorneys, insurers or [snip...]
how is that interesting? that's what a settlement IS--they give you something and you release them from any further liability. This whole reading-comic-books-between-the-lines editorializing is really getting old.
I signed up for payout from the settlement for cd price fixing. I still haven't seen a dime. I doubt I ever will. In case it hasn't become very obvious, class actions are little more than gigantic bribes to law firms.
but dammit, I wish I was now. But at least I can console myself with the fact that IANAL makes for a cooler license plate than IAAL!
ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have, relating in any way to ... any conduct, act or omission that was or could have been
Could have just said: to infinity, forever and ever...
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The story mentions "Windows 3.2". There was no Windows 3.2...
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It sounds more to me like M$ gets an oppertunity to buy the right to do *anything* they want to members who participated in the suit for a mere 48 million. I bet they plan to recoup that investment eventally.
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I am not all that surprised by the language. You pay money to get that kind of language. Otherwise why pay?
At least it isn't an indemnification agreement, whereby you agree to insure Microsoft against any future tort payouts associated with this, and pay for their defense.
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By taking the settlement money, you've settled your claim with Microsoft. If you don't think this is a fair settlement, then don't take it and pursue your own case.
There's nothing "interesting" about a release clause. When you settle a lawsuit, that's what happens (or else why the hell would they settle in the first place?) Note: nobody was forced to join the class action.
Stupid people make stupid things profitable.
Are you sure? I guess it was Chinese only, but technically Windows 3.2.
Did I misread it? Or, did the notice say that if you don't explicitly opt out, then you will not be able to pursue a claim in the future (for past abuse)?
And let's face it folks, even though the settlement is given in the form of vouchers, we're geeks. Like it or not, we're going to buy computer equipment and/or software anyways within the next few years. The vouchers seem to be good towards almost anything of this nature, so it's really not as bad as you think it is. In principle, it's not as good as cash. But economically, it's exactly the same thing. And if not, there's always eBay.
I think that MS is openly admitting that their products only cost $5-12 dollars.
I would allocate that as:
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broad statement, isn't it? (referring to the original article quote).
I only hope that millions of Florida residents just toss it in the garbage along with the rest of the junk mail. In other words, setlement terms as proposed are not acepted or acknowledged.
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I didn't think so.
In the USA, everything goes to the lawyers... Fuck the people.
Seems to me that the real problem is that the judgements are always in terms of dollar amounts. $200 million is a big chunk of cash to almost everyone -- except Microsoft. To Microsoft, $200 million is nothing, half a percent of the amount of money they have in the bank.
Similarly, the little guys often get judgements against them that are tiny in comparison to $200 million, but which easily bankrupt them because they aren't Microsoft -- they're just normal people with normal incomes (if that).
None of this would be a problem if judgements (and settlements) were forced to be expressed in terms of the percentage of the worth of the target. An individual who is forced to pay, say, 20% of their total worth in a judgement or settlement would be hurt pretty badly by it, but they'd almost certainly survive. And the same is true of a huge entity like Microsoft. But the dollar values would be much different. $20K (for instance) against the individual, and something like $20 billion against Microsoft. But those amounts would yield roughly the same effect, and it's the effect that's important in any judgement or settlement.
The bottom line is that, in my opinion, the people who judge these settlements or who create these judgements simply don't think properly about the problem. They're focused on the amounts and not the effects.
That's to be expected in a money-driven society, I suppose...
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The release does not include claims relating to Microsoft's conduct, acts or omissions that take place after December 31, 2002. However, class members release any and all claims described above relating to Microsoft's conduct, acts or omissions that occurred on or before December 31, 2002.
Class Members who do not want to participate may exclude themselves from the class by (1) mailing to the Settlement Administrator a signed letter asking to be excluded with your name, address and telephone number, or (2) obtaining, completing and mailing an opt-out form. You can obtain an opt-out form from www.microsoftproductssettlement.com/florida or by calling 1-888-748-8055. If you mail an opt-out form or a letter requesting exclusion postmarked by October 13, 2003 to Microsoft Florida Claims Exclusions, P.O. Box 3369, Portland, OR 97208-3369, you will no longer be a Class Member, will not receive any settlement benefits, and will not be bound by the settlement or the Court's action in this case.
...if you don't explicitly opt out...
That, and you explicitly cash the settlement check, then yes, you will not be able to persue a claim.
To accept that you are to hold them harmless for any future antitrust issues is outright illegal.
Wouldn't that be AWESOME?
IANAL, but surely if a class action wins, that sets a handy precedent for those people wishing to sue on their own. If you can hand a lawyer a precedent, he'll take your case immediately cos he knows he's got a greater than average chance to win
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Ever heard of "Windows 95"?
I realize that the actual costs involved in suing a company like Microsoft can be astronomical, but for the legal firms in such a case to charge full rate for the entire effort is obscene. Their profit on such cases should be capped at something reasonable, like 5-20% of their actual costs (filing fees, supporting research, etc. and not the lawyer's time. Their time is what the percentage is to cover, not double-dipping as both an hourly employee and as a profit-sharing partner of the firm.)
Realistically if such limits were imposed across the board, 90% of the frivolous lawsuits in court would go away. It's the leeching lawyers who often advise their clients to continue, knowing full well that they're going to take the majority of the settlement as "legal costs".
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Whenever people, especially political types, say this will happen before the lawsuit occurs, they are said to be "big business". I think all the money in this class action would have been better spent coming up with a good competitor to Microsoft...
Too bad the case was settled before it went to court, thus no legal precedent was set.
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It does bear mentioning that while the lawyers involved are getting a rather tidy sum of cash, it does only amount to 20% of the total. If the lawyers were all saints and accepted no money for their slaying of the MS dragon, the payouts would have gone from, and I agree that it's a silly small amount, $5 to $12 to... $6 to $14.40.
If the payout seems rediculously small compared to how much MS's actions cost consumers, then it's less the fault of the lawyers skimming the payouts and more the fault of the anti-trust system that allows MS to profit billions from it's illegal monopolies and only pay millions when caught.
On the broader topic of 'frivolous' lawsuits, I do deeply recommend to people that are interested in a fair society that they educate themselves about where that particular piece of memetic propaganda is coming from. It's not from anybody that has your interests as a citizen or consumer at heart.
OF course, a big company like Microsoft would be able to, through various creative accounting methods, offshore investments and the like, reduce their 'worth' to far less than the company's really worth.
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Sell something remotely as good "for the dummies" as Windows, I'll gladly pay you your $12. Until then, shut the fuck up.
Putting out all this software is $5+ billion investment PER YEAR for them. Sure, MS software is expensive in terms of up-front investment, but long term (again "for dummies") it's cheaper than buying beer for a linux guru without whom you can't even apply patches because you have no idea what the heck a "patch" is and why you need to apply it.
Is that the going rate for a soul nowadays?
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Since it was the public that was harmed, the pay out should have been to a public facility, such as putting computers in public libraries or some other public expendature since the amount per person is so small it isn't worth applying for.
The lawyers sucked in this case, and they shouldn't even have collected their 20%
In my opinion, lawyers for class action lawsuits should be paid, "in like manner and no more than 10x the individual payout."
So that means the lawyers should get $120 worth of Microsoft coupons. That seems fair to me. Hell, I'd even be willing to increase it to 100x the individual payout, but the "in like manner" needs to stay. I've been screwed before with the coupon payouts (BoA many years ago), and won't have anything to do with class action lawsuits because of that.
Under the current system, the lawyer's only incentive is to enrich themselves, without regard to the clients.
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You are incorrect. The lawyer's fees are unaffected by the settlement amount, period. In the interest of a fair society, I recommend you RTFA. I quote:
The attorneys' fees and expenses approved by the Court will be paid by Microsoft, and will not reduce, in any way, the amount of Settlement Benefits paid to Class Members.
Think about your statement. A law firm "invests" probably ten million dollars in out of pocket costs to bring a suit of this magnitude. That money can't be recovered if they lose. They win the suit, and they should only expect coupons?
Would anyone run any business on those economics?
Any attorney who works on contingency is engaging in speculation. They won't undertake the risk unless the size of the reward in combination with the likelihood of winning outweighs the investment.
In your world, there would have been no attorney to take the case, so nobody would have received $12 vouchers, and MS would not have been punished at all.
I have a great business deal for you.
You give me $10,000 and 1000 hours of work over the next 2 years. If the deal doesn't work out you get nothing. But if it does work out, I'll give you between $10,500 and $12,000 back.
Doesn't that sound great? It doesn't? Then why would you expect a lawyer to go for it? Your system means that no attorneys will take the risk, and so MS pays no penalty and the citizens of Florida don't even get their $12.
Nontransferrable vouchers, and it would be perfect.
Sure, I will become a lawyer too. After all, you get rich for writing legal crap and running your mouth in court. It's the perfect "I get rich at your expense because I'm eleet" job.
Life is not for the lazy.
This is the same reason why I've refused to take part in any of the shareholder lawsuits that erupted as the Wall Street bubble burst. Even if successful, the lawsuit would net shareholders only a few cents on the dollar whilst netting millions for the various attorneys involved in the litigation.
Given the lack of any reputation for sucking the life out of society, dwarves will be utilized as legal representatives in all future lawsuits against Microsoft. When asked if this decision was made due to the similarity of description of dwarves and the word components of "Microsoft's" moniker, an anonymous spokesman said, "no comment."
**Hug a dwarf**
Too often, people seek out lawyers for simple matters they could easily win with just a little research and effort. I've done a few pro se cases, both as plaintiff and defendant, and have won them all so far (I'm just starting on one of them). In one of the cases, against the State, I won my judgment by default because they took too long to reply. So I won thousands of dollars and typed up less than 10 pages, and did all of my research online.
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A total waste of time, unless you're a lawyer. Don't expect things to change any time soon; most of our state and Federal legislators are either lawyers or rented by lawyers (ABA).
First off, it is not like the people who are a part of this class can never sue MS again. They just can't sue it as part of this particular Class. As I read it, if Microsoft injures a class member in the future, he or she can sue individually or part of another different class.
Second, the settlement is misquoted and actually says "Class Counsel will seek attorneys' fees in an amount not to exceed $48 million". Not to exceed $48 mil != $48 mil. But think about it: Putting a class action suit together involving potentially millions of class members, notifying all potential parties (by placing expensive newspaper ads, sending mailing and perhaps advertising on TV), meeting with class members, explaining their rights, dealing with tons of discovery material (from class members and MS), going to court, negotiating with MS, handling stonewalling from MS, taking the malpractice liability risk of a case of this magnitude against a company like MS... yeah, I bet the fees are going to be justifiably high!
Third, yeah, 12 bucks worth of vouchers sounds sucky... but how many of these class members used Windows for four years and now expect a full refund? Cut me a break! Talk about unjust enrichment!?! Really, what kind of individual recovery do you expect for software that is worth half the cost of what MS charges for it? Enough vouchers to buy a new G5!?!
Of the million or so class members in this suit, how many are "true" Opens Source users who the minute they bought a machine, completely deleted Windows and installed *nix. They deserve a full refund, but they are better recoving it on their own instead of a Class Action suit.
By using this voucher, you ackowledge that Microsoft Corporation is innocent of any and all wrongdoing for any crimes it has commited, is committing, or will commit in the future. You agree to pay Microsoft corporation a sum of one and one-half times the value of the voucher you have received. You agree that you will not install or use Linux on any computer you may use in any function.
You agree to stop making stupid Clippy jokes. You agree to stop complaining about our upgrade cycle. You agree to buy the latest version of Windows whenever it is released.
You agree that, notwithstanding the use of the term "buy," you cannot own Windows. You agree that Windows owns j00, notwithstanding any stupid "in Soviet Russia..." jokes.
Whatever it is I'm complaining about, I'm sure the Republicans did it. This is
This wasn't a judgment, this was a settlement. You can't lump them together.
A settlement is an agreement between the plaintiff and the defendant to a dollar amount that makes everyone "happy" enough to drop litigating the case. Here, Microsoft is essentially saying, fine, it's worth $202 million to us to be able to drop this case and the risk that we'd be adjudged against. The plaintiffs are essentially saying, $202 million takes care of enough of our "suffering" to make us drop this case AND the risk that we'd be adjudged against.
One way to look at it is an expected value analysis. Say MSFT puts a 50%-75% probability on losing the case, and that if they did lose, they would suffer a judgment of $300 million. The class puts a 25%-50% chance on winning the case, but a judgment of $400 million if they did win. MSFT's expected value of their loss is between $150 million and $225 million (probability * judgment amount). The class's expected value of their win is $100 million and $200 million. Thus, MSFT is looking to settle at anything less than $225 million. A settlement offer of, say, $250 million wouldn't be worth it to MSFT because they think that at MOST the class has a 75% chance of winning $300 million, and so at that number MSFT would rather take the chance and litigate fully. On the other hand, the class won't settle for less than $100 million. An offer of, say, $80 million wouldn't be worth it to the class because they believe that they have at LEAST a 25% chance of winning $400 million.
Thus, in this example, MSFT and the class will want to settle somewhere between $100 and $225 million.
You can also see in this example that there's no consideration whatsoever of what the effect of the judgment will be on MSFT. The plaintiffs are only looking to see how much they can be compensated. A judgment might involve consideration of the public in the form of punitive damages, but a settlement is nothing but an agreement between the plaintiffs and the defendants.
That was Windows 4.0.
Honey, I shrunk the Cygwin
nope sorry, no check, just microsoft reserve of coupons they've been sent by various vendors over the past 5yrs. They've decided to clean out the old junk rooms and send this stuff out to the citizens of florida. If they are short they will send discount vouchers so you can upgrade your OS.
Micro$oft has a virtual monopoly on the desktop OS (among other things), so this means that money damages against them (at least in these amounts) are virtually meaningless. They will just pass along the cost of such settlements to their hapless customers. Since most people get their Windows OS pre-installed on their hardware from The Big Shiny Box Store, they won't even notice. Monopoly power allows monopoly pricing.
It's good to be king.
That explains something....
The other day, a user told me that she was running Windows 2002. Maybe I shouldn't dismiss her so quickly...
John Grisham's most recent book, The King of Torts, explains a lot about the mania for class-action lawsuits lately. While it's fiction, Grisham is an attorney, so he knows what he's talking about. He doesn't paint a pretty picture.
Class-action lawsuits are easy money for lawyers. Find a big enough "class" and you can soak the defendant for lots of money. The fees can be huge, especially if there's the typical "we get one third" sort of fee structure.
Because the lawyers are looking at huge bucks because of the sheer volume of plaintiffs, they don't necessarily care how big the individual settlements are. If you get $12, and they get $4... if the class has a million people in it, that's $4 million made without going to trial.
Anyway, it's a good book, but a scary one. I'll certainly never look at a class-action notice the same way again.
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Paying the settlemenmts in microsoft software "vouchers"??? WTF! We're fighting over the right to get a fucking prebuilt computer without being forced to pay a built-in $80+ microsoft tax!
Repeal the DMCA!
All class-action lawsuits have one thing in common: The ability of anyone who does not feel they want to be represented in the "class" to opt out of the settlement. This usually requires the person to contact the law firm to overtly declare that they do not want to be represented. It seems to me this settlement not only enriches the law firm, it grants micro$oft indemnity against EVER being sued for anti-trust violations they might commit from any member of the class in perpetuity.
A good way to kill this deal is to start a grass-roots "OPT OUT" education campaign. This will dilute the power of the settlment, and Micro$oft will STILL have to pay the lawyers, getting doubly screwed. Someone should set up a "Opt Out for Dummies" website to facilitate the process.
I'm sure micro$oft will be thrilled by settling with, say, only 25% of Floridians, and still have to pay the lawyers.
Has anyone gotten the settlement money from the CD lawsuit? I'm still waiting....
is completely boilerplate. Not a Microsoft trick. Pretty much the same text I see every day when dealing with insurance companies, for instance. (IAAL)
Incidentally, for those of you griping about the legal fees, keep in mind the lawyers get nothing if they don't win the case, have to pay support staff all through the suit (including multiple associates who themselves are making in excess of a hundred grand a year), not knowing whether they'll win or not, and have to justify every bit of their time to the Court down to each tenth of an hour (I left the computer industry, pissed about billing my time in 15 minute increments. Now I do it in six minute increments). $48 million, incidentally, while a large sum of money, is comparatively small in the world of class actions. There's one in the Third Circuit right now where the legal fees will likely reach $3 billion, spread among about 20 law firms.
I'm not a class action lawyer, and I don't make anywhere near a hundred grand a year. But I've seen these guys, and for the work they do and the risks they take, their fees, while high, are not outrageous. (Most contingency fees are in the neighborhood of 33-40% in the rest of the legal profession)
by accepting, you would be agreeing to "settle and release all claims, demands, actions, suits, and causes of action against Microsoft and/or its directors, officers, employees, attorneys, insurers or agents, whether known or unknown, asserted or unasserted, that any member of the Florida Settlement Class ever had, could have had, now has or hereafter can, shall or may have, relating in any way to ... any conduct, act or omission that was or could have been alleged in this case as the basis for any antitrust or unfair competition claims."
HOly shit, even their settlements come with EULAs!!!!
...and I'm sure there were a lot of computers in Florida running the Chinese version of Windows 3.1 too.
I guess they included them just in case...
what's a pro se form?
Sivaram Velauthapillai
Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places
The only reason this is even possible is because the legal system is very "lawyer-friendly", especially in countries like USA. If the system ever changes, lawyers will be in big trouble...
Sivaram Velauthapillai
Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places
Are you saying Eminem is a lawyer? He doesn't look like one ;)
Sivaram Velauthapillai
Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places
On fark.com this would be rated "obvious".
Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
By the by, I didn't see a price drop of Windows XP or Office XP at the end of last year, seems to me like they are doing the same old things and could be sued by the same plantiffs again later.
A few years back somebody filed a class action lawsuit against Toshiba, and got everyone who owned a Toshiba laptop from '99+ a nice settlement of a few hundred dollars. Of course, the software error that was behind the suit would only occur if you had several specific programs running at once, which was a one of a kind instance.
in plain english and asks to just select one checkbox. I don't have to pay $60 per year to be able to automatically update the software I've already been charged for. Sure, advanced user will not buy into RH "service" crap, but remember, we're talking average Joe Sixpack here.
So what is so special about Florida? Am I right in guessing that just about any state and country can enter into the same kind of lawsuit?
So if $200M seems like a small amount of cash to Microsoft, then how about 50-100*$200M. It is starting to sound like a lot of money even to Microsoft.
Quick -- everyone in the world move to Florida and joint the suit! Microsoft gets slammed with $72 billion in payouts! Muahahahahaha...
Sad thing is, with a population of ~16.5 million, even if every man, woman and child in Florida were to do this (regardless of the legalities -- c'mon, I'm fantasizing here), we're still only talkin' $198 million -- much less than Microsoft's operating profit in 2002...(something like $250 million or so).
*sigh* There goes my evil plan for All Your Office Are Belong To Us.
A billion here, a billion there, and soon you're talking real money. *g*
Cheers,
Ethelred
Everyone wants to be Ethelred. Even I want to be Ethelred.
It's called res judicata. It's a legal principal that all possible claims against a party must be brought at the same time. It's in every settlement agreement even thought it doesn't really need to be as it's just a bedrock principal of US law.
If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
Dyslexia makes this story alot funnier
None of this would be a problem if judgements (and settlements) were forced to be expressed in terms of the percentage of the worth of the target.
I can't think of a system that would be more unjust than what you propose.
A poor man gets a parking ticket, it costs him $20. A multimillionaire gets the same ticket, because of his wealth it ends up costing him $20,000 -- more than the poor man's entire car. Is that fair?
Or a company loses a case and is penalized 20% of their worth. Suddenly, unemployment jumps, stock value plummets, and everyone involved with the company loses out (whether they had anything to do with the act being penalized or not).
What happens if the company loses 10 such cases in a row, perhaps in 10 different states? Boom, they're bankrupt.
Penalties must be tied to the act being penalized, not the worth of the entity performing the act.
1) There's really no reason to pay a lawyer $150k/year.
2) If you have twenty lawyers working full-time on these suits, plus paralegals, you need to get better lawyers. You should certainly be able to make do with many fewer per suit.
10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10
How about both the plaintiffs and their lawyers get paid in cash? $12 isn't much, but a $12 check (or even a $5 check) is a hell of a lot better than $12 vouchers. Compensating real damages with fake currency should be prohibited in class action suits.
10 PRINT CHR$(205.5+RND(1)); : GOTO 10
A poor person pays a few thousand dollars in taxes, while a rich person may pay hundreds of thousands in taxes. Is that fair?
As I said, that depends on the desired effect. It also depends on what perspective you're measuring fairness from.
From the point of view of the recipient of the money, the difference might not be fair, because a different dollar value is being received depending on the wealth of the individual. But for that to be true, the measurement of fairness would have to hinge on the value of the fine itself. In short, it makes the measure of fairness essentially a self-referent thing, something which begs the question rather than answers it.
If the goal (in your parking ticket example) is to discourage people from parking, then clearly the penalty would have to be related in some way to the amount of money the person being penalized has, because that's almost certainly a big factor in that person's evaluation of whether or not it's worth it to him to pay the fine and ignore the "no parking" rule.
This is a danger whenever a nontrivial judgement is entered against a company. And I would argue that some of the effects, such as the hit on the company's stock price, are very desirable. Companies always hide behind the claim that they do what they do in order to "maximize shareholder value". If that's so, then it's right and proper for the company's stock value to suffer greatly when that company is found guilty of intentionally harming others in the name of "maximizing shareholder value", because it's the only way to make shareholders pay for the misdeeds done in their name.
The alternative is to enter a trivial judgement. Is that what you would really prefer? You would prefer to see a judgement entered against Microsoft that does nothing significant to them? If that's so, then what's the point of taking them to court to begin with?
No, it's much better for a judgement against a corporation to be nontrivial when that corporation has been found guilty of harming others. How else do you propose to change a company's behavior? The whole purpose of lawsuits such as the one we're discussing is to change a company's behavior, to make it clear to the company that they will lose more from their improper actions than they will gain.
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I can think of a number of ways of solving problems like that, and they don't require lawyers or judges. For example: The community that is immediately affected by the sign (say the 200 or so people that live/work in that area) should get together and, as a group, decide if the sign is acceptable.
No federal legislation, no zoning laws, no "under glass" clauses.
All that would be required is that people respect the decisions that their neighborhoods make.
It just seems to me that laws need to be refactored. Eliminate ones that aren't strictly necessary, simplify ones that are, and stop trying to regulate everything. How to get there, however, is something I don't really know.
(P.S. Sorry your job sucks sometimes too. ;) )
well, you're not going to get anything else for them ...
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So you're saying that because lawyers are overpaid, they are justified in overcharging their clients? No wonder the RIAA and MPAA like you guys so much.
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> Therefore the economics are:
> 1) Bring four cases at a cost of $10,000,000 each.
> 2) Lose three.
> 3) Win one to the tune of $48,000,000.
> 4) Profit $8,000,000 on a $40,000,000 outlay.
> A %20 profit doesn't seem nearly as unresonable.
As far as I know, the lawters usually get paid regardless of the outcome.