Slashdot Mirror


User: jobsagoodun

jobsagoodun's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
139
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 139

  1. Re:Neat... on Towards Artificial Consciousness · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Once we create something as intelligent as we are, it'll have the capability to be as self determined and as lazy as we are too.

    "Hey Robot! Can you fix me some coffee"

    "How about no, puny human. I'm busy looking at the pictures on ebuyer!"

  2. Re:Do they run vista? on Ethical Killing Machines · · Score: 1

    Think twice? They won't even think once.

  3. Re:First ouch! on LHC Repair To Cost At Least $21 Million · · Score: 1

    Reverse polarity, lower shields, increase tachyon bursts, invert phase shifting, and, of course, divert power.

    No, no no, CROSS THE BEAMS !

  4. TMobile reduce res of images on 3G on T-Mobile G1 Faster Than iPhone 3G · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've tested the same web-site on wired & 3G tmobile connection, & tmobile reduces the (byte) size of all image files on the fly in their transparent proxy. Might improve performance a tad! A proper test would use https as this cannot be interfered with in this way.

  5. Re:Attorney's fees are all well and fine..... on RIAA Wants To Throw In the Towel On 3-Year-Old Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anonymous Coward: the gutless twat.

  6. Re:It's like divorce on $50 to Get XP On a New Dell · · Score: 2, Informative

    >In retrospect I think it was the Golgafrincham B Ark of Microsoft developers,

    Thank-you. I just laughed maltesers all over my monitor.

  7. Re:Big Deal on Richard Dawkins to Appear on Doctor Who · · Score: 1

    Mrmr hasn't.

  8. Re:The summary should probably mention on Japan's Unique Cow/Whale Hybrid Experiments · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nuke 'em. Again.

  9. Re:Hate on Taliban Demands Downtime on Afghanistan Cellphone Networks · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sad thing is we bankrolled them while the Ruskies occupied and thereafter. Nothing like making a rod for your own back.

    Back on topic - this is probably good news, as it smacks of desparation.

  10. Re:How Much CO2... on New Material Can Selectively Capture CO2 · · Score: 0

    84 Litres

    (I made that up btw).

  11. Re:What a crock on U2's Manager Calls For Mandatory Disconnects For Music Downloaders · · Score: 2

    but until now I've been OK with their politics.
    [alan partridge voice]
    Yeah, really like that U2 song - it really captures the pain and frustration of a Sunday - the shops are shut, the kids are running round and you think to your self "Agh! Sunday, Bloody Sunday!".
    [/alan partridge voice]

  12. Re:go for it - with some advice on How Do I Become an IT/IS Manager? · · Score: 1

    good constructive advice - thanks.

  13. Re:Using vi on Hacking VIM · · Score: 1

    Gotta say I regularly open log files up to 2 gigs in vim. It isn't amazingly quick, and I should probably use less or something, but its very tolerable. For normal sized files, it is really fast.

    My main development editor is Eclipse, but vim is ace for everything else - and invaluable when you're ssh'ed into somewhere. It was a real shock for me recently to visit a site with Solaris 8, no vim, just the slowlaris vi. Nothing works properly! It just beeps at you.

  14. Re:When's the rapture anyways? on Creationists Violating Copyright · · Score: 1

    Not a bad idea. You'd have to provide some sort of exit strategy for those that see the light though - "I'M AN ATHEIST GET ME OUT OF HERE !!".

  15. Re:Any word on if it works on Oracle Is Latest To Take On VMware · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We had interesting experiences of virtualising network services. Its all OK until you try to push lots of small interactions through your VM; then you start to push up against whatever way & freq the CPU is shared between VMs. Its less of a problem if you have more CPUs though.

  16. Re:Auditing, Auditing... on US Bot Herder Admits Infecting 250K Machines · · Score: 1

    Most of the IT depts I've worked in have a separate audit function, and external auditors visiting once a year. Sadly, they'd never spot any real problems in a million years as they just work down a tick list of identified risks and then give a seal of approval. I think the approval is what is really wanted; certainly nobody wants any expensive to solve problems highlighting!!

  17. Re:Is this the place for complaints/suggestions? on Slashdot's Setup, Part 2- Software · · Score: 1

    And while you're at it, how about making it possible to undo mods done via the ajaxy-dropdown thing. I've accidentally modded a few things the wrong way (doh) and the only way to reverse it is to post a pointless comment to the article...

  18. Re:EasyJet/RyanAir on United Makes Plans to Drop 'Baggage Neutrality' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The airports have started doing this too. At Liverpool John Lennon you can either go through the security queue, or pay for the 'Fast Lane' through security. Just wait 'til theres an emergency or a fire - "Could all passangers with Priority Emergency cards please make their way to the fire exits. Everyone else please wait in the lounge, you will be called soon".

  19. Re:I wonder on OpenOffice 2.3 Released · · Score: 1

    Pah! Framework. Terrible bloated new fangled junk. Get Electric Pencil! Know where I can buy 80k floppies for my TRS-80 Model I these days?

  20. Re:Gross mis-characterizations of Molnar on Debating the Linux Process Scheduler · · Score: 1

    Insightful summary, ta.

  21. Re:Already got screwed on this on Vista Pirates To Get "Black Screen of Darkness" · · Score: 1

    > I sent M$ an email about this, the contents of which are to obscene to quote here. M

    TOO OBSCENE TO QUOTE ON SLASHDOT ???? !!!!!

    Thats some email.

  22. Re:Poor, Poor SCO on Judge Kimball Strikes SCO's Jury Trial Demand · · Score: 3, Informative

    Depends

    From what I can work out, they only need a jury to decide if there is a dispute about the "facts" or if Novell were asking for punative damages. It seems that for the claims made, no facts are disputed, and Novell dropped their claim for special damages. All that left are decisions about the Law, and Judge Kimball gets to do that without a jury.

    The facts of the case are the contracts etc. Both sides agree on the text of those, but the interpretation is a legal one and thats down to JK.

  23. The best reason not to do any deal... on Mandriva Says No to Microsoft Linux Deal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Contracts are what you use against parties you have relationships with." - Darl McBride

  24. Re:Pegs that variable in the Fermi equation... on Transit Method Reveals Many Extrasolar Planets · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is the whole argument that Stephen Hawkins uses to "believe in God."

    Quite the opposite actually...

    "You cannot prove that I exist", says God, "For Proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing!"
    "Ah", says man, "But the planets lining up nicely like that so that we can see them is a dead give away isn't it. It proves you exist, and therefore by your own logic you don't. QED"
    "Oh bugger I hadn't thought of that" says God and disappears in a puff of logic.


    Sorry Mr Adams.

  25. Re:This is extortion on ISPs Starting To Charge for 'Guaranteed' Email Delivery · · Score: 1

    From the sound of it, its more like the Mob don't own USPS, but want some money for not stopping your mail anyhow.