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  1. Stupid? on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 1

    No. We're already that. Lazy. Nope, got that covered, too.
    Google -and the Internet as a whole- are just more things that we have created for which we have not found a meaningful use for, yet.

  2. Call me... on IBM Water-Cools 3D Multi-Core Chip Stacks · · Score: 1

    When it's 1024 processors in a water-cooled solid block of silicon.

  3. Right up there... on Duke Nukem Forever Preview On Jace Hall Show · · Score: 1

    With Godot and the second coming.
    I'm not waiting for either.

  4. I will never read e-books on No, David Pogue, Ebook Piracy Is Not a Given · · Score: 1

    I don't care if it's the actual 'Word of G-d' himself. I will not be told by the author, publisher, or the marketer, where, when, how or for how long, I can read the books that I purchase.

  5. A question on Jack Thompson Walks Out On Hearing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did the door hit him in the ass on the way out?

  6. Well you know... on Blogger Incites Outcry Over Twitter Harassment · · Score: 1

    You can't fix stupid.

  7. Virtual mockery on Most Business-Launched Virtual Worlds Fail · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...most "virtual worlds" with obvious commercial trappings certainly don't inspire much besides mockery."

    Especially here.

  8. Re:Ok, so how about this idea... on GE Announces OLED Manufacturing Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    I, for one, cannot wait until I can get Wheaties with Barbados Slim limboing away on the front of the box.

  9. Worst story ever on Yahoo Music Shutting Down, Users Going to Real · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The most ignored story ever on /.
    Twenty minutes without a single post.
    Good one, kdawg.

  10. Re:Many things would be affected on How Microsoft-Yahoo Will Affect Open Source · · Score: 1

    Microsoft will not continue to run on an open source platform, like they did with Hotmail.
    We have already seen a little bit of this with the Novell agreement. Novell's OSS version of iFolder server development has been stalled for nearly a year. Shortly after the agreement with MS was signed. That product competes with MS Sharepoint server.
    This 'takeover' would not be a 'Good Thing'.
  11. Re:The best Congress money can buy on Congress To Investigate FCC · · Score: 1

    So, if a plurality of the people in a given locality support a specific set of beliefs, it is perfectly acceptable for them to exercise those beliefs through government, which is made up of the people themselves, so long as they do not infringe on the rights of others to worship or not worship as they see fit.

    No, it is not acceptable for that to occur. Once a specific religious group controls the government -and expresses their belief system using the power of the government- then it becomes a state sanctioned religion. That is why the The Constitution provides for the separation of church and state. Not only to allow the free and unhindered expression of belief by citizens, but also the freedom from having another belief system forced upon them by elected government representatives who may have a differing belief system.

  12. Poison Domain on NSI Registers Every Domain Checked · · Score: 1

    Burns: That's right, keep tasting those domains.
    Little do you know you're getting ever closer to the poison domain.
    Smithers! There still is a poison domain, isn't there?

    Smithers: Ah, no sir. Our lawyers thought that would be murder.

    Burns: Damn their oily hides!

  13. Another theory that ignores the evidence... on Did Insects Kill the Dinosaurs? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dinosaurs were on their way out by the end of the Cretaceous
    anyway. In N. America they had declined from about 35 genera
    to about 12 genera by the end of this period. The #1 reason
    for their decline was the dropping O2 levels in the atmosphere
    caused by the intense volcanic activity that was occurring
    due to the breakup of Pangea. O2 levels were about 35% at the peak
    of the Cretaceous and are about 21% today. Dinosaurs got big because
    they had lots of O2 to breathe. They also didn't need to be warm-blooded
    because everywhere it was warm, anywhere from 5 to 10 degrees C. higher
    on average than it is today. Big animals take a long time to heat up and
    longer to cool off, so no need to be homeothermic.

    The number two reason was probably cooling due to increased levels of
    aerosols and particulites in the atmosphere from all the volcanism.
    So it's getting harder to be a big animal when you can't breathe,
    it's getting colder (and you can't regulate your body temp),
    and your food supply is changing or disappearing.

    Then along comes this pesky meteor that blasts a few billion cubic
    meters of dust into the atmosphere and turns out the lights for a
    year or two. No heat, no food, no O2, no survival if you need these in
    quantity. That's one situation that our mammalian ancestors could cope with
    though, because their survival demands were lower.

  14. But... on MIT Team Designs a New, Sleek, Skintight Spacesuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it come in velour?

  15. Re:I wonder if they took Linus's patches? on Gnome 2.18 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does he have a problem quitting?

  16. On time as usual... on Gnome 2.18 Released · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Right. Stellar track record. Never late for any reason.

  17. Before assuming... on Lunar Dustbusters · · Score: 5, Informative

    That lunar dust is "not hazardous", read this: MICRO-MORPHOLOGY AND TOXICOLOGICAL EFFECTS OF LUNAR DUST The part about "glass shards" really brings the "point" home.

  18. Atto, Schmatto on Physicists Watch Individual Electrons Flow · · Score: 1

    When you get down to zepto and yocto, that's when things really start happening!

  19. Of course... on CyberTerrorism - Reality or FUD? · · Score: 1

    he's on Something....

    Oh, wait a minute..."on to something"

    Never mind.

  20. Mm-m hey hey, on Favorite Film Scientists? · · Score: 1

    Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, Professor Johnathan Frink! While not technically a "film" scientist just yet, he will, I'm sure, appear in the upcoming Simpsons movie ...and then the thing, with the... mm-m person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.

  21. Re:0.4mm a year.... on NASA Study Shows Antarctic Ice Sheet Shrinking · · Score: 1

    The Antarctic ice sheet has a volume of roughly thirty (30) million cubic kilometers. At the rate of melting stated in the article, the entire Antarctic ice sheet will be completely gone in about 197,000 years.

  22. Interesting but old... on HP Developing Hybrid Tablet PC / Coffee Table · · Score: 1

    HP announced this at their annual HP Labs event in Tenerife SIX months ago. So far nothing's changed. http://www.pocket-lint.co.uk/news.php?newsId=1353

  23. This doesn't effect results on Mars Rovers Have Incorrect Instruments Installed · · Score: 3, Informative

    From the JPL website: "Meanwhile, scientists are re-calibrating data from both rovers' alpha particle X-ray spectrometers. These instruments are used to assess targets' elemental composition. The sensor heads for the two instruments were switched before launch. Therefore, data that Opportunity's spectrometer has collected have been analyzed using calibration files for Spirit's, and vice-versa. Fortunately, because the sensor heads are nearly identical, the effect on the elemental abundances determined by the instruments was very small. The scientists have taken this opportunity to go back and review the results for the mission so far and re-compute using correct calibration files. "The effect in all cases was less than the uncertainties in results, so none of our science conclusions are affected," Squyres said." It would have been more serious if they had lost the calibrations on the instruments.

  24. Ancient History.... on If Windows Came to PPC, Would You Switch? · · Score: 1

    There used to be a version of Windows that ran on PPc PREP; it was Windows NT 3.1 (3.5?) fo PPC. It was discontinued years ago because of its' overwhelming popularity and availability of hardware.

  25. Re:Even easier, Simplified on RFID Drivers' Licenses Debated · · Score: 1

    1. Hammer. 2. Smash. 3. Anonimity.