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  1. Elitist Files?!? on CRF Reveals Draft of New DRM Technology · · Score: 1
    The Content Reference Forum is hoping to create a kind of intelligent file that can be distributed through file-sharing networks like Kazaa, Web pages, e-mail or almost anywhere else online.

    And just what's wrong with the dumb P2P files we have now?

  2. Goerge O. Was Right on CRF Reveals Draft of New DRM Technology · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "the [CRF-created] file would set up a process that automatically delivers files in the right format and potentially triggers an automatic payment system that could be changed moment to moment by the content distributor."

    I know it's 2003, but why does it feel like 1984?

  3. Kermit on Kermit Alive and Well on the Space Station · · Score: 3, Funny
    While the article's author doesn't seem to have a quite perfect grasp on what Kermit is...

    It can be hard when grasping Kermit...just ask Miss Piggy.

  4. Addendum on Microsoft: Patches, Patches Everywhere! · · Score: 5, Funny
    In October, Microsoft committed to making its patch-release schedule more regular, by only publishing patches on the second Tuesday in each month.

    In other news today, the Cracker community announced it would commit to new virus and worm releases on the second Wednesday in each month.

  5. Re:644 ? on Linux Power Tools · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Sybex must have a nerd division in their Marketing department. This can't be coincidence.

  6. Strange on Linux Power Tools · · Score: 3, Funny
    More advanced users may find Linux Power Tools a little beneath their level.

    How ironic! I am rather short in height, and I sit on this very book at home when I use my computer.

  7. Toys on China Releases Own WLAN Security Standard · · Score: 1
    "The great thing about standards, is that there are so many to choose from"

    Imagine what would happen if we standardized on one breakfast cereal. The lack of "Made in China" plastic toys would be appalling. We could then sieze the opportunity to set a new plastic toy standard, and make them in the U.S.A.

  8. Update on U.S. Agencies Earn "D" For Computer Security · · Score: 5, Funny
    They're not saying, however they've issued a guava alert.

    The problem has been traced to kindergarten hackers and has been fixed. Please disregard the following terror-alert color codes:

    Brick Red
    Flesh
    Lemon Yellow
    Prussian Blue
    Spring Green

    Sincerely,
    Homeland Security

  9. Changing Tunes For $$$ on Portable MP3 Hardware Sales Up · · Score: 5, Funny
    Funny how the music industry changes its tune as soon as the money starts rolling in.

    Where have you been? Then money's been rolling in.

    There was that 12 year-old girl they sued and got some money out of, that 70-something year old man they sued, the college kids they sued, the housewife they're suing, etc., etc.

  10. I'll Settle For Wil Wheaton Then on A Mars Mission's Greatest Challenge: Radiation · · Score: 1
    But maybe we can find a young ensign to help out.

    He's probably not young anymore, but at this point I'll settle for him to do the job.

  11. An Open Letter on Software Approvals For Consumer Markets? · · Score: 4, Funny
    But it struck me, why are there only market approvals for hardware and not software?

    Dear Sir,

    Because no one trusts a hardware engineer.

    Sincerely,
    A Software Engineer

  12. No Death Penalty, Please!!! on Examining an Automated Spam Tool · · Score: 5, Funny
    All this really makes me wonder when the death penalty will be approved for spammers. Or at least some harsh beatings...

    No, not yet! I'm only halfway through my penis-enlarging regimen!

  13. Re:Who didn't see this coming on A Mars Mission's Greatest Challenge: Radiation · · Score: 4, Funny
    Tinfoil hats!

    To hell with that--lead jock straps!

  14. The Public Doesn't Understand? on A Mars Mission's Greatest Challenge: Radiation · · Score: 1
    A trip to Mars means "trying to live in an environment that human beings were not built to live in," Dr. Lowenstein said. "Space is not `Star Trek,' but the public certainly doesn't understand that."

    Yeah, right...I hope Captain Picard is reading Slashdot right now and gets mad enough to kick this guy's ass!

  15. Re:I wanted a Linux Annoyances paperback book on PC Annoyances · · Score: 1
    But they said it only comes in a set of 32 hardbound volumes.

    No, you're thinking about the Warren Commission report on the Kennedy Assassination, another PC (Political Conspiracy) annoyance.

  16. My Biggest PC Annoyance... on PC Annoyances · · Score: 1
    ...is the politically-correct renaming of the "Trash Can" to "Recycle Bin".

    It leaves me with the impression that I can never truly destroy my data, and that someone else will get my recycled bits.

  17. There's A Solution on PC Annoyances · · Score: 4, Funny
    How to deal with common PC annoyances, like Windows, Email, Microsoft Office...

    Try Linux!

  18. Re:Quoth Linus on Linus Corrects Darl on Copyright Law · · Score: 5, Funny
    "They are smoking crack."

    Sure enough, the legal code Linus refers to is:

    The term ''financial gain'' includes receipt, or expectation of receipt, of anything of value such as crack, or including the receipt of other copyrighted works in lieu of crack.
  19. Alcohol on Detoxing With Magnets for Fun and Profit · · Score: 1

    Great way to get sober before you leave the bar!

  20. First Election on World Summit On The Internet And IT · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can't wait until the first Information Minister is elected.

    And it will probably be Darl McBribe.

  21. It Has To Be Made A Property, For Sure on Cash Value 1/10 of a Cent · · Score: 5, Insightful
    But is privacy a 'property' and does its loss require compensation?

    Absolutely, unequivocally "YES" on both counts.

    We live in an increasingly Corporate culture, where it's always "the economy stupid." We have become global Corporate citizens instead of citizens of any one particular country. Privacy is not respected by the machinery of business, and those of you out there who have ever worked with or in a Marketing department know what I'm talking about.

    It took a law to put the brakes on telemarketers, and God knows what it will take to stop spam, if that's even possible. But by making privacy a "property" that has monetary value, we can finally put it on the radar screens of Big Business.

  22. New AOL Dialup Catchphrase on US Broadband ISPs Expect Price Cuts · · Score: 1
    And AOL dialup will still cost $24.99 a month.

    You've got snail!

  23. About Micro$oft Bashing... on SCO Ordered to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1
    What are we to do without SCO? Go back to Microsoft bashing?

    I wouldn't go back to Micro$oft bashing unless Micro$oft did something REALLY outrageous, like charging you for using FAT32 technology in your products or something like that, and what are the odds of that?

  24. Us Geeks Must Suck on WSIS to Consider Internet Governance Under U.N. · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the Reuters article:

    Incubated in a geeky part of the U.S. Department of Defense decades ago, the Internet has become a thriving global marketplace since being fully turned over to the private business community in the early 1990s.

    So the Internet didn't take off until Big Business wrested control of it from the Geeky Nerds? Let's hear it for Corporate America! Woo-hoo! Slap another software patent on the barbeque and pass me a Coca-Cola (and please, no free beer).

  25. The i's Have It on SCOrched Earth · · Score: 1
    From the groklaw site:

    [1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.

    Crap! No wonder my programming sucks--I've been using ones all this time!!!