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SCOrched Earth

mm0mm writes "Just hours after we read Darl's open letter on copyrights, Groklaw has another breaking update on SCO up on their website. SCO's Reply Memorandum of Law in Support of its Motion to Compel Discovery is now available. (original document here) The memorandum requests court to order IBM, the defendant, to provide evidence and support their case against ....IBM. :D When I was young, it was the plaintiff who was responsible for preparing enough evidence to present to the court, but in Darl's world, with army of lawyers who will be given 20% of the proceeds from the settlement or of 'a sale of SCO during the pendancy of litigation', apparently rules are different." Lawrence Lessig has a great piece reviewing Darl's nonsensical letter.

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  1. Hmmmm by Kulaid982 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the gun I want to shoot you with, will you load it for me?

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    1. Re:Hmmmm by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's the gun I want to shoot you with, will you load it for me?

      wtf. that's dumb. I'm calling the police.

      mind helping me dial 911?

    2. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, I'm a cannibal and I want to eat someone, can it be you?

    3. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, please, PLEASE, will someone just shoot Darl McBride in the head and put him out his fsckin' misery?

    4. Re:Hmmmm by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 4, Funny

      SCO would be willing to help,
      but they can't find the eleven.

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    5. Re:Hmmmm by SoSueMe · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd like to see them find "Chapter 11".

    6. Re:Hmmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the gun I want to shoot you with, will you load it for me?

      No, more like

      "I want to shoot you, but I don't have a gun. Would you happen to have one I could borrow?"

    7. Re:Hmmmm by KillerHamster · · Score: 2, Funny

      They'd probably just ask IBM to find it for them.

    8. Re:Hmmmm by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry. It will find them eventually :-)

    9. Re:Hmmmm by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Ruling in Judge awarded both IBMs requests and stopped further discovery until SCO complies. Bascially, put up or shut up.

      No SCO lawyers in court. Which speaks volumes for their legal advice.

      Grok law has the details.

  2. Online mentions in IBM filing by rkhalloran · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Kinda cool to see a reference to a Groklaw URL in IBM's filing. At least ONE of the legal teams knows where to look.

    SCO's team, on the other hand, probably starts chewing the rug everytime there's an update...

    1. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wish someone would deliver something like 32 tons of horse shit to th SCO offices. Just DUMP it in front of the swinging glass doors.

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    2. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      Don't block the exit doors, the smarter employees will need out somehow.

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    3. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      So,
      How much are they giving for the holiday bonus this year?

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    4. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by tricops · · Score: 1

      Their own personal damning press release and stock options, in that order?

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    5. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by wolrahnaes · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wanna guess about how much all the SCO execs weigh in total?

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    6. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      SCO's team, on the other hand, probably starts chewing the rug everytime there's an update...


      I don't get it. Are you saying their legal team is all lesbians?

    7. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by webtre · · Score: 0

      smarter empolyees bailed out LONG AGO

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    8. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, is IBM confident of winning? Why wouldn't they idemnify their customers?

      Just tinfoil hatting a bit, but could IBM use this opportunity to badly hurt HP, their nearest competitor?

      We all know HP has idemnified their customers on linux. Now, if IBM were to strike a clandestine deal with SCO, and 'confessed' that they have (God forbid!) leaked code into Linux, then it will strengthen SCO's claim on the ownership of Linux. And HP will be forced to pay a very damaging liability... while IBM quietly settles it out of court. Even if IBM have to pay loads, it would be a big calculated whammy to HP....

    9. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      No, their legal team is Cartman.

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    10. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by IWorkForMorons · · Score: 3, Funny

      the smarter employees will need out somehow.

      I would have thought the smarter employees had gotten out a LOOOOOOOONG time ago...

    11. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Selanit · · Score: 1
      SCO's team, on the other hand, probably starts chewing the rug everytime there's an update...
      Well, they've got to do something with all the money SCO is paying them. I'm happy for the rug merchants of Lindon, Utah.
    12. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by JRSiebz · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about deliver it to the inside of the SCO building and smear it on the walls, maybe we can hire Eric Cartman of South Park to do it for us. He offers a wide variety of textures and colors, perfect for accenting any room.

      For those of you who live in a hole, view South Park episode "My Future Self and Me".

    13. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by painehope · · Score: 1

      Well, it could be argued that Darl McBride is ~ 32 tons of it shoved into a 200 lb. bag

      ;p

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    14. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by jtnishi · · Score: 1

      So you want us to take the print press releases they sent out and dump them in front of their door?

    15. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Optical-i · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never been to Lindon, Utah. Lindon is just one big permeating stink of animal feeces. Why do you think SCO throws so much around? They've got *MORE* than enough to spare!

    16. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by gmack · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Because the moment they offer that it makes the smaller shops an easy pawn for SCO. They could just sue one of the smaller shops and force IBM to either divert resources or risk them getting a less competant legal staff and having to pay a settlement.

      As for your tin foil hat theory INAL but if IBM were to do what you say and secretly settle with SCO then anyone forced to fork out a licence fee would have to take a look at the company that put the code there to retreive their damages. HP would probably get the damages etc right back from IBM in court.

      IMO their behavior amounts to a bit of short term pain for the long term gain of reminding people why no one in their right mind sues IBM.

      And hay.. if this finally gets the GPL court tested the rest of us may come out winners as well as it will remove a rather popular target to throw FUD at.

    17. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by TCaptain · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like they've already got too much horseshit and ol' Darl's just trying to export as much of it as possible.

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    18. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you've never been there either, buttplug. Learn to spell feces, then maybe one day you can fool someone your smart and have something worthwhile to say.

    19. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by arth1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wanna guess about how much all the SCO execs weigh in total?


      How do you weigh hot air again?

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    20. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by The+Phantom+Buffalo · · Score: 1

      No, that's carpet munching, not rug chewing. They are entirely different things.

    21. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Mannerism · · Score: 1

      Even if IBM have to pay loads, it would be a big calculated whammy to HP....

      At which point HP sues IBM.

    22. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by mcc · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just tinfoil hatting a bit, but could IBM use this opportunity to badly hurt HP, their nearest competitor? ...

      OK, this is a misconception I keep seeing, and I would like to clarify.

      IF SCO code is inside of Linux, it is NOT LEGAL for ANYONE to distribute Linux until the SCO code is removed.

      If SCO code is in Linux, SCO doesn't own Linux. They just own the bits of code they own; the entire REST of the linux kernel still belongs to the individual authors.

      The individual authors have only agreed to let the bits of code they own be released under the GPL. The GPL says that if you distribute GPLed code, you MUST be able to state that ANYONE will be able to redistribute the code with NO extra limitations besides those of the GPL (with the only exception being that people *may* be prohibited from distributing into countries where the code is illegal under local laws).

      So: IBM *cannot* just settle out of court with SCO and continue on while HP gets whacked. If IBM gains the right to distribute the hypothetical SCO portions of the kernel, then HP automatically gains the right as well. And if HP does not gain that right, then that means *IBM does not have the right to distribute Linux at all* because they would be violating the license rights of every single kernel contributor EXCEPT SCO [and themselves].

      In fact, it would mean that until that limited, GPL-incompatible SCO code is removed, *no one* would be able to distribute Linux legally. This is the problem. SCO can *never* collect license fees for any hypothetical code it has in Linux, from IBM, HP, or anyone else, because the instant that code is revealed to be real, it must immediately be removed from Linux, period.

      Now, once it is removed, SCO could try to claim damages from HP for the time its code spent in Linux, but between the fact that in this hypothetical case 1) HP would be an unknowing transgressor and 2) HP was using code that IBM had in apparently good faith presented to HP as being owned by IBM, HP could brush off any lawsuits easily. When you add the 3) problem SCO failed to mitigate damages at all and 4) SCO very probably *granted* HP an unlimited GPL license to distribute SCO's "poisoned" code by distributing Caldera, HP would be able to laugh such a case out of court even more easily than IBM is going to laugh the current contract-based case out of court.

      (And of course, all of this assumes SCO's "stolen" code is real. I see no more or less reason to take such an idea seriously than I see a reason to believe the works of H.P. Lovecraft are actually true.)

    23. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Badanov · · Score: 1
      SCO's team, on the other hand, probably starts chewing the rug everytime there's an update...

      When IBM gets done with them, they'll also have carpet burns on their foreheads as well.

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    24. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Optical-i · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Apparently you have to spell feces correctly to have been to Lindon?

      I find it quite interesting how you can correct someones spelling errors while making your own. "Feces", used occasionally, allowable to mispell. "You're", used constantly, just fucking stupid to misuse. No wonder you cowared behind an annonymous post, you probably spent 10 minutes looking up the correct spelling of 'feces' but forgot how to use your/you're.

    25. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      I wish someone would deliver something like 32 tons of horse shit to th SCO offices.

      I think that would be seen as very insulting.

      To the horses, that is.

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    26. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by madmancarman · · Score: 1
      Don't block the exit doors, the smarter employees will need out somehow.

      So you're saying it's okay to block the exit doors, right?

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    27. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by sharkey · · Score: 1
      I wish someone would deliver something like 32 tons of horse shit to th SCO offices.

      Only looks like a couple hundred pounds, but it's a start.

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    28. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

      Oh so that's why the "You will respect my authoritaa" attitude.

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    29. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Golias · · Score: 1
      IF SCO code is inside of Linux, it is NOT LEGAL for ANYONE to distribute Linux until the SCO code is removed.

      As I understand it (IANALE) That is only true if it is SCO code which was not authorized to be used in Linux. If it can be shown that they gave up copyright control of said code (and it appears that IBM believes it can, since they hold a perpetual license of the SCO technology they used, plus the fact that SCO may put some code into Linux themselves during their Caldera phase), then SCO would be out of luck even if their code was there... which they have not yet established in spite of the entire Linux OS being publicly available as plain text source code.

      The burden is entirely on SCO to show: 1. That code they own has been copied into Linux. 2. That SCO still holds ownership of the code. 3. That the person or person who added the code was not authorized by SCO to release it.

      If SCO's claims had any validity at all, they should already have been able to show that they've completed steps 1 and 2 by now, and they really don't have a case for demanding the audit trails they need for step 3 from other companies until 1 and 2 are done.

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    30. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by t0ny · · Score: 1
      SCO's team, on the other hand, probably starts chewing the rug everytime there's an update...

      Are you saying their lawyers are all carpet munchers?

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    31. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Stone316 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there's so much crap filling the air down there that they wouldn't notice anyways.

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    32. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't try to turn this around, your the buttplug here, not me.

    33. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ia ia SCOthulhu fthagn!

    34. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by lcde · · Score: 1

      Just DUMP it in front of the swinging glass doors.

      I doubt SCO's building has swinging glass doors, because then no one would be able to get out... They would all be stuck in the rotating doors. :D

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    35. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by seraph93 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      (And of course, all of this assumes SCO's "stolen" code is real. I see no more or less reason to take such an idea seriously than I see a reason to believe the works of H.P. Lovecraft are actually true.)

      Maybe that's why they won't show anyone the infringing code! It's in there, but if Darl and Co. showed it to you, it would devour your mind! Yaaaaaah!

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    36. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      How do you weigh hot air again?
      You can't, you have to mass it.

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    37. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by LightSail · · Score: 1

      The delay in challenging any SCO copyrighted code found in Linux lessens the impact of the infringment, adding that SCO published the code willingly, but sadly in ignorance, also lessens the validity of any claim.

      The gap between PR announcements of copying and any filing of infringment will also be poorly viewed by the courts.

      The court may take the view that the party that infringed must pay damages, but those users that are trusting the SCO GPL license are both held blameless and allowed to continue to use the software as SCO has granted a valid license (GPL) to certain customers after the discovery of SCO copyrighted material.

    38. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We all know HP has idemnified their customers on linux. Now, if IBM were to strike a clandestine deal with SCO, and 'confessed' that they have (God forbid!) leaked code into Linux, then it will strengthen SCO's claim on the ownership of Linux. And HP will be forced to pay a very damaging liability... while IBM quietly settles it out of court. Even if IBM have to pay loads, it would be a big calculated whammy to HP...."

      No, HP already paid off SCO, which is why they indemnify their customers.

    39. Re:Online mentions in IBM filing by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

      heee heee heee ahhaaaa haaaaaa mummy look at the silly boys

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  3. Doh! by lordsilence · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a surprise... soon we'll have to go sign-up ourselves for those appearently illegal copies of GNU/Linux which we run on our machines.

    Oh wait, FRITZ will do that for us. Thanks Microsoft!

  4. Prosecution, your witness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    [IBM] I plead the fifth! [SCO] You can't! We need your testimony to prosecute you!

    .. It's not entirely accurate to what's happening, but it's an interesting comparison - and an ironic one - to SCO attacking GNU for being against the US Constitution.

    1. Re:Prosecution, your witness. by secondsun · · Score: 1

      In a civil case the fifth amendment does not apply and you do have to testify under oath about your dealings in the issue. Of course you could lie like a cheap persian rug...

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  5. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought y'all had some 5th Amendment over there?

    1. Re:hmmm by JCMay · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Fifth Amendment protection against self incrimination applies only to criminal cases, not civil suits.

    2. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! No! No! SCO believes that the 5th amendment is unconstitutional and unamerican. As a matter of fact, SCO intends to get the court to compel you to prove that your right to avoid self-incrimination will result in damage to all litigation based business models.

      There's only two possibilities here: either these guys at SCO / Boise are way smarter than I can even fathom -or- extended breathing of that thin Lindon, Utah air can cause severe brain damage.

    3. Re:hmmm by buelba · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is not quite correct. A party to a civil suit can refuse to answer any question (at trial, in a deposition, or an interrogatory) only if the answer might incriminate them. You can't refuse to answer for no reason. In practice, it isn't a viable option for companies like SCO and IBM to say "we are crooks, therefore we won't answer your interrogatory."

      The fifth amendment privilege cannot, however, prevent you from handing over evidence. So if I seek a memo from you, and the memo indicates that you may have committed a crime, you have to cough it up. The amendment protects against forced testimony, not forced production of information already written down.

      Yes, IAAL, but not a criminal lawyer.

    4. Re:hmmm by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      A bit offtopic, but I have to ask. If you cough up said memo, then could the 5th amendment protect you from being charged with the crime it proves? What if the memo in question didn't really give any evidence in the first trial?

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    5. Re:hmmm by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the whole *point* of this case is for SCO to prove that IBM has infringed on its IP. Even if the order is granted, and I don't think any sane judge would, what's to stop IBM from going, "Alright, let me look around for incriminating evidence...nope, non here!" The concept of self-incrimination non-withstanding, this whole motion is an exercise in circular logic and it's making my brain bleed.

    6. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing this isn't in Arizona, then.

      They have it in their state constitution that you can't be forced to hand over any evidence against yourself.

      Granted, I'm sure there are things that weaken that, but...?

    7. Re:hmmm by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      "The fifth amendment privilege..."
      It's really shameful that protection against self incrimination is considered a privlege...just goes to show that you don't argue with people with guns.

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  6. I think we have just reached the point . . . . by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    where any semblence of sense has gone out the window. Attempting to get a court order forcing IBM to self-incriminate? If SCO were a human it would be able to plead insanity in the countersuit. :p

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    1. Re:I think we have just reached the point . . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO is just asking for the information they need to prosecute their case. If IBM is innocent, they should have nothing to worry about.

  7. Soon to be decided by x-router · · Score: 4, Interesting
    They are in court at this moment sorting this out.

    Hopefully the judge will take one look at this this and ask SCO exactly why they arn't prepared to say what they have on IBM.

    1. Re:Soon to be decided by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The IBM motion to compel filed earlier is interesting:
      Specifically, IBM has alleged that SCO has, among other things, violated the Lanham Act by misrepresenting its ownership rights in Linux, tortiously interfered with IBM's prospective economic relations by making false and misleading statements to IBM's prospective customers concerning Linux, and engaged in unfair and deceptive trade practices by publishing false and disparaging statements about Linux. As it has used the specter of all its supposed rights in Linux to create uncertainty in the marketplace concerning Linux, SCO cannot deny IBM discovery of SCO's rights to Linux

      IBM's motion would require SCO to reply with specificity the file and line numbers of the exact pieces of code to which they claim ownership rights and the nature of the rights claimed.

      SCO refuses to do this and their excuses are pretty pathetic, they simply repeat their original accusation that IBM is guilty of misconduct. IBM is pointing out that regardless of any claim that SCO may make to prevent discovery of this information by the defense it is material to their counterclaim and that they have an absolute right to that information as a matter of law.

      If the judge has any guts he will simply order SCO to reveal with specificity the exact claims made within a short period of time with a proviso that if he believes the discovery to be made in bad faith he will simply choose a set of SCO's claims at random and if IBM can show these to be baseless make a finding of fact that SCO has failled to substantiate its claim.

      This is not a new game for a vexatious plaintif to play and neither is the remmedy. I doubt that the appelate courts would interfere with a district court trying to force a plaintif to provide the defense with the minimum information they require to defend themselves.

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    2. Re:Soon to be decided by wes33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If the judge has any guts he will simply order SCO to reveal with specificity the exact claims made within a short period of time with a proviso that if he believes the discovery to be made in bad faith he will simply choose a set of SCO's claims at random and if IBM can show these to be baseless make a finding of fact that SCO has failled to substantiate its claim."

      The magistrate has ruled. She has given SCO 30 days to reveal "with specificity" exactly what code IBM has "infringed". She also suspened all other discovery -- meaning that IBM does not have to provide SCO with anything until after SCO complies with her first order.

      Looks like preparatory to dismissal unless SCO comes up with something very damning to IBM ( how likely is that???).

    3. Re:Soon to be decided by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
      The magistrate has ruled. She has given SCO 30 days to reveal "with specificity" exactly what code IBM has "infringed". She also suspened all other discovery -- meaning that IBM does not have to provide SCO with anything until after SCO complies with her first order.

      Suspending other discovery is amazingly significant here. It means that the judge has decided that the SCO refusal to state their claim is the central issue of the case, all other issues are now secondary.

      SCO will dissemble for as long as they can manage and on about day 30 will attempt to provide a second discovery almost as broad as the first. Then we will see whether they get one last chance or a dismissal of their claims.

      I don't think there will be much FUD value after a dismissal, sure SCO can appeal up to other courts and try to keep the issue live for a couple of extra months. But the stock price will be in the tank. The analysts think the price will go down to zero. The short interest in the stock is 25% of the float already and doubled in the past month.

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    4. Re:Soon to be decided by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In fairness, SCO won't have too much trouble complying with this - all they have to do is show the results of thier pattern matching. The actual validity of the evidence doesn't matter just yet, and while they may be ripped apart in the (slashdot) press, IBM will have to wait till later in the trial to show why the evidence SCO produced isn't actually a copyright violation.

  8. SCOrched Earth by Orien · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did anyone else get excited when they saw that tag line? I love Scorched Earth, the mother of all games! There is actually a 3D multiplayer version now that I like very much.

    1. Re:SCOrched Earth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "There is actually a 3D multiplayer version now that I like very much."

      Really? Got a link? Sounds intriguing!

    2. Re:SCOrched Earth by ryen · · Score: 0

      Worms has always been very similar in gameplay. and is multiplayer. And as always, google yields the desired results.

    3. Re:SCOrched Earth by Thorin_ · · Score: 1

      Seriously don't just throw out there that a 3D version exists and then not tell us where we can find it.

    4. Re:SCOrched Earth by JofCoRe · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hmmm, google yielded this: Scorched 3D. Maybe that's the one he's talking aboot...? Says it's an OpenGL remake of the original. I may just have to check that out....

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    5. Re:SCOrched Earth by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      I found this myself a while back, and love it. The great thing is that it's also GPL'd and runs great under linux (if you can get all the deps sorted out using RPM's). As a note, it is also in portage for gentoo, so you can just emerge it.

      Yes, the game rocks, although I have had some problems with stability under windows.

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  9. That's how discovery works in litigation by Darth_Foo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry to break it to everyone but it works that way for both sides under the federal (and most state) rules of civil procedure. Each side is entitled to request information and materials from the other. If you decline to provide the requested information or material (documents, etc.), the requesting party has the option to ask the Court to force disclosure. You have to have a pretty good reason (usually some kind of legal privilege) to justify noncompliance or you risk sanctions (like monetary fines or the Court making a factual finding against you or perhaps even dismissing your case). However, the rules are the same for both parties and even though SCO is the "Bad Guy" here, don't forget IBM can do the same if SCO fails to comply with THEIR discovery requests.

    1. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's all well and fine for specific evidence. But it's a bit different when they ask IBM
      to do things like "support their case against [IBM]". They can't force IBM to do the
      research/build their case for them because they refuse to disclose what specific sections
      of code are in violation.

    2. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful


      But isn't there a problem with this?

      Say I am a fizzy drinks manufacturer. I want to know what Coca-cola's secret formula is. I start a case against them saying that they've copied my formula, and that they have to give me their formula so I can prove it.

      I would imagine source code is esentially a trade secret. A competitor has asked IBM to hand over their trade secrets, because they may have copied theirs. Doesn't seem right to me. If SCO cannot provide some other proof that copying has occurred - for instance, evidence from an IBM employee - then I don't think they should be allowed to see IBMs trade secrets.

    3. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by MrResistor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While your general point is correct, you seem to be missing an important fact. Discovery is not a fishing license. When you request information you have to do so in a specific manner. SCO, on the other hand, is basically saying "give us everything you think might incriminate you". There's nothing specific about that request, and IBM has rightly refused to comply with it unless and until they specify what it is they're looking for.

      There are 2 reasons why IBM is right to refuse in this case. The first is that, in essence, SCO is demanding that IBM make their case for them. Under no sane theory of law is it the defendant's job to prepare the plaintiff's case.

      The second is that such a non-specific request places an unreasonable burden on the side which is to supply the information. Just think of the mountain of documents a company as big and as old as IBM has, then think of being that guy that has to go through every one of them looking for anything that might, even in the vaguest way, be related to the case. Now think how much easier that job would be if they were asking for something specific.

      SCO is treating discovery like a fishing expedition in which they have no idea what they might catch, or even if there is anything to catch at all. There's plenty of legal precedent that says that's not OK.

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    4. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Abcd1234 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is a non-issue. If IBM were forced to release trade-secret material during discovery, those court documents may very well be sealed at the end of the trial (or, at least, that material may be excised). Moreover, if SCO tried to leverage trade-secret material after the fact, IBM could take them to court for trade secret violations.

      So, no worries... the legal system has considered these things. :)

    5. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by stewball · · Score: 5, Informative

      Confession: I am a lawyer

      That's true as far as it goes. Most of the costs of large-scale litigation are related to discovery, and endless and vitriolic fights about what will and won't be allowed in. EVERYONE starts out with the everything-under-the-sun requests, and then, at a cost of tens of thousands of dollars, and months and months of time it gets winnowed down to the at-least-marginally-relevant.

      And as far as the Coca-Cola recipe example, there's a whole subset of fights (and procedural rules) about whether trade secret information can be discovered, and under what conditions, etc., etc. Those fights are the nastiest fights in most lawsuits between technology corporations. I could dig up the Federal and CA state rules on that, but I think everyone would rather I didn't.

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    6. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by rkhalloran · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's one of the ludicrous things in this case: the trade-secret laws say once it's out in the open, it's no longer a trade secret. You can sue for damages for revealing it, but you can't put the genie back in the bottle. But SCO, after offering source for years, is now trying to claim trade-secret protection on this as-yet-undislosed code.

      Groklaw pointed out the other day that for years, the AT&T Unix code had *NO* copyright notices for just this reason - they were trying to protect it as trade secret. It was only after the breakup when they were trying to 'marketize' it that the "THIS IS UNPUBLISHED SOURCE CODE OF AT&T" comment blocks went in.

    7. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by jonblaze · · Score: 4, Informative

      Say I am a fizzy drinks manufacturer. I want to know what Coca-cola's secret formula is. I start a case against them saying that they've copied my formula, and that they have to give me their formula so I can prove it.

      Ah, then you'll want to read Coca-Cola Bottling Co. of Shreveport, Inc. v. Coca-Cola Co., 107 F.R.D. 288 (D. Del. 1985). There, the court held that Coca-Cola's secret formula was not immune to discovery once the plaintiffs had made a showing of "relevancy" and "necessity." Of course, this did not mean that Coke's secret would then become a matter of public record. Courts have the power to issue protective orders under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 26(c) to limit the dissemination of information procured through discovery. The court deferred ruling on the scope of such a protective order until the parties had time to consider and negotiate the issue.

    8. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by shaitand · · Score: 1

      If I were IBM I'd simply reply that I'd send SCO a few blank sheets of paper and note explaining that it contains all valid evidence that IBM has done something wrong.

    9. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      But the problem with trade secrets is that they are just that - secrets. So in order for IBM to prove SCO is misusing trade secrets is to request again via discovery their secret material.

      So could Linus stand and say "SCO you have used my code in your openserver (or whatever its called) product. Therefore by the power invested in me via discovery please hand over your code for review!"

    10. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The legal system has not considered FUD, IMNSHO. Until you believe that this entire mess is all about FUD, you're missing the BP (Big Picture). At best, it's about FUD.

      But actually, it is about *Control* and lack of freedom. And control is won historically by propaganda, and today's modern propaganda is FUD. SCO is on a mission to drag this mess out as long as possible and generate as much FUD as possible. So, IBM could take them to court for trade secret violations. What would IBM gain? From SCO? SCO wouldn't give a damn if they lose. Collect damages? After years of appeals? Give me a break. The damage will have already been done.

      SCO is doing everything possible to stir the pot. They will do everything unexpected at every turn just to delay and create FUD. That is their mission.

      Prediction: SCO sold another license this quarter.

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    11. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Sneftel · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Damn, I wish I had modpoints.

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    12. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by michael_cain · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Say I am a fizzy drinks manufacturer. I want to know what Coca-cola's secret formula is. I start a case against them saying that they've copied my formula, and that they have to give me their formula so I can prove it.

      Can you lay a proper foundation for your request? Does your product predate Coke? Did Coke's product change from something else to something that is close to your product? You do have to make a plausible argument for your claim that Coke stole your formula. In the case of trade secrets, even if you do get a chance to look at their formula in court in private, you may be constrained from talking about it (much less using it) outside of court.

      I would imagine source code is esentially a trade secret. A competitor has asked IBM to hand over their trade secrets, because they may have copied theirs. Doesn't seem right to me. If SCO cannot provide some other proof that copying has occurred - for instance, evidence from an IBM employee - then I don't think they should be allowed to see IBMs trade secrets.

      SCO is not asking IBM to reveal trade secrets; IBM has already done the revealing, the case is about whether IBM had the right to reveal them. SCO's foundation, weak though it may be, is the old contract between IBM and AT&T. In it, IBM may have agreed that anything they develop in a context that derives from the old UNIX is a trade secret and that AT&T (whose rights are now held by SCO) must give approval before IBM can reveal those secrets to third parties.

      SCO has named specific technologies that IBM has released -- JFS is a clearcut example. JFS is clearly part of IBM's current AIX offering and the code has clearly been revealed by donating it to Linux. ASSUMING the contract is binding and that AIX is "derived from" the old UNIX, what remains at issue is the development history of JFS. SCO cannot know that history without access to IBM's internal documentation -- and US civil law allows them access to those records (discovery). Some of the current argument is over the degree to which IBM must organize the material -- have they satisfied the discovery rules if they simply dump 100M pages of documentation and old e-mail on SCO?

      IBM wins this case if they can prove (ie, get the court to agree) that any of several different things are true:

      • The contract is not binding, or
      • AIX is not "derived from" the old UNIX after some point in history (and if the development of the particular features postdate that), or
      • The features over which SCO is suing were developed in an environment not covered by the contract and ported to Linux from there, or
      • SCO's distribution of Linux source that includes the code in question provided implicit approval for revealing the secrets.
    13. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      The Linux JFS code is from the OS/2 code base. It is not a port of the AIX version.

    14. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

      Generally speaking, source code for things like operating systems that are used rather diversely and developed for by many different companies is not a trade secret. It is certainly proprietary, and woe betide anyone who misappropriates it, but it's generally not secret. I'm pretty sure you can even get a lot of the Windows source.

    15. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by spiritraveller · · Score: 1
      Say I am a fizzy drinks manufacturer. I want to know what Coca-cola's secret formula is. I start a case against them saying that they've copied my formula, and that they have to give me their formula so I can prove it.

      It's funny you use that example, because that is similar to at least one actual case. It should be no surprise that Coca-Cola settled out of court.

      I believe this is the case 107 F.R.D. 288.

    16. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I still don't get trade secret law.

      If I break into IBM's office and steal the source code to AIX and then release my own enhanced unix which uses the ideas and concepts behind AIX without copying any source code and while avoiding patents, then I have:

      1. Not violated copyright - I didn't steal any code - just the ideas behind them.
      2. Not violated patents - I avoided using patented code.

      Why should unpatented code be entitled to any protection at all? Why should they be able to prosecute me for violating a "trade secret"?

      The whole idea of patents is to force companies to disclose their technological developements in exchange for legal protection for them. Trade secret law gives them protection without making them disclose their secrets publicly. It is all give on the part of society and no take. The relatively long duration of patents in the IT industry should be incentive enough - we don't need protection for "trade secrets".

      If you want the protection of the law, patent it. If you want to play cloak and dagger and keep secrets from the public then you had better hire some good security guards and not expect the public to bail you out when they fail.

    17. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't confuse the issue with the facts.

    18. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IHNFCWYASBYUTMA(I have no fucking clue what you are saying becuase you use too many acronyms)

    19. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Plissken · · Score: 0

      I have a theory my self.

      SCO jacked code from the Linux kernel, and is claiming it as their own.

    20. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > Say I am a fizzy drinks manufacturer. I want to know what Coca-cola's secret formula is. I start a case against them saying that they've copied my formula, and that they have to give me their formula so I can prove it.

      Most of the time, you can't subpoena a trade secret. Period. If you do manage to do so, it would probably have to be turned over to a third party to review the evidence -- you'd never get to see it. You certainly can't get it with a simple discovery motion.

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    21. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I speak for every one when I say please, for the love of god don't dig up the Federal and CA state rules on that

      What I (and I suspect most other) would like is an informed opinion as to what the judge is likely to rule on this. What is a judge going to grant/deny here?

    22. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Troy+Baer · · Score: 1
      IBM wins this case if they can prove (ie, get the court to agree) that any of several different things are true:
      • The contract is not binding, or
      • AIX is not "derived from" the old UNIX after some point in history (and if the development of the particular features postdate that), or
      • The features over which SCO is suing were developed in an environment not covered by the contract and ported to Linux from there, or
      • SCO's distribution of Linux source that includes the code in question provided implicit approval for revealing the secrets.

      Based on the AT&T/IBM side letter, it's hard to see how SCOG can claim that IBM isn't allowed to use its own tech (JFS, RCU, etc.) any way it pleases:

      2. Regarding Section 2.01, we agree that modifications and derivative works prepared by or for you are owned by you. However, ownership of any portion or portions of SOFTWARE PRODUCTS included in any such modification or derivative work remains with us.
      (Here SOFTWARE PRODUCTS==SysV UNIX source)

      SCOG has been very careful not to bring up this particular clause.

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    23. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      "Point and Counterpoint: The Tick - "Spoon!" Neo - "There is no spoon.""
      Point and Counterpoint: Jane - "SCO owns Linux." Dan - " Jane, you ignorant slut..."

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    24. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by zeno_2 · · Score: 1
      Heres a nice FAQ on trade secrets.

      Basically if IBM has gone thru lengths to keep the source code to AIX a secret, then they can consider it a trade secret. If you obtained that trade secret illegally, then IBM can legally stop you from creating any products that would use that trade secret, as well as making you pay money if they can prove money was lost because of what you did. If you took AIX, and reverse engineered it, and did the same thing you would be ok. (in the real world theres probably some clause when you agree to use aix that says you can't do that, im not getting into that part of it though). In short if you get the information that some company has as a "trade secret", but you did it in a way that is legal, then its ok. If you got that info in an illegal way, there are ways for the company to stop you from using it.

      Im not a lawyer, I just read the faq, I may not have it 100% right, but I dont get paid like a lawyer does either so take it with a grain of salt.

    25. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I realize this is what the law says. What I'm saying is the law should not protect companies from people who steal their trade secrets - even if the law was broken in the process.

      If somebody breaks into IBM's vault and steals the unpatented formula for their next super-microchip and then gives it to their competitor for a million dollars what should happen:

      1. The government prosecutes the theif for breaking and entering - this was an offence against the citizens of the US in general.
      2. The government sees to it that IBM is reimbursed the $2.95 that the paper and toner that printed the stolen documents cost them. The theif also pays for the broken windows and safe.
      3. The company who is now turning out their own competing super-microchips using IBM's design is allowed to do so with immunity. If they planned the crime they may be prosecuted for conspiracy to steal $3 worth of paper - that's all.

      If IBM discloses their super-secret formula to the public in a patent application, then we should close down the patent-infringing company. In this case IBM gave to the public, and the public should give back. But if IBM keeps the formula to them selves (in theory they could market it exclusively for MORE than the 17 year patent lifetime - of course this would never fly in the computer industry), then they had better hire some good guards. The cops are there to protect society - my taxes don't pay cops to cover up for IBM's mistakes...

      I'm not saying this is how trade secret law works. But I am saying that this is how it should work...

    26. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by zeno_2 · · Score: 1
      3. The company who is now turning out their own competing super-microchips using IBM's design is allowed to do so with immunity.

      So, we should just let these large corporations hire bums off the street to try to steal any sort of trade secrets out there, the bum goes to jail, and the large corporation is IMMUNE. Ya great plan!

    27. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I said that if the corporation can be shown to have paid for the theft or otherwise conspired then they can be charged with conspiracy to steal a $3 ream of paper.

      Basically - I'm saying that stealing "trade secrets" should be prosecuted the same as any other theft out there.

      The results of this kind of legislation wouldn't be a huge increase in theft. It would be a huge increase in patents or copyrights or things like that. This is actually a good thing - because in doing so the corporation has to disclose their secret to the public.

      I won't get into the issue of patent reform - suffice it to say that in IT 17 years is a bit too long...

    28. Re:That's how discovery works in litigation by zeno_2 · · Score: 1

      Is the world somehow a better place if cocacola were to patent its formula for its cola so we could all see how to make it?

      See the thing im seeing is that, with trade secret laws, this isn't stopping me from creating anything that I want to, if I do it all myself. If all those were patents, then if I make something, I *might* be using a patent that someone else has, and I didnt' know about it until it was too late. At that point the company / group can then stop me from selling my product because they own a patent on it. Even if its not exact, they still will have more money and muscle in the courtroom and I would probably lose. If whatever I made was a trade secret of some company, doens't matter, I didn't obtain their secret illegally, I made the product on my own.

      I guess im just not sure why you want all trade secrets to be patented instead? Don't we have enough patents?

  10. Darl gets his ass kicked. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Darl McBride: The Most Dangerous Man in the Technology Industry(1). There was an article in the Nov. 24, 2003 issue of InformationWeek.

    Here is my favorite quote from that article:

    But McBride, a self-described cowboy, isn't about to back down. He once had his administrative assistant return the call of someone who challenged McBride to a fight--to get a time and place. "We have developed thick skin," he says.
    My comments on that quote: I'd be willing to bet that whoever challenged Darl to a fight would have actually done it, but Darl, upon finding out that he was about to get his ass kicked, chickened out.

    What do you think?

    (1) These were some of the words off the magazine's cover. The entire title is: "Is SCO Group's Darl McBride THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN in the technology industry? With a lawsuit imminent, Linux users are about to find out.

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    $CO sux0rz!! Linux r00lz!!

    1. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      s/dangerous/stupid/

    2. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by mckniglj · · Score: 5, Funny

      Darl getting his ass kicked?

      Now there's something I pay $699 to see.

    3. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by PhuCknuT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Darl getting his ass kicked?

      Now there's something I pay $699 to see.


      No, there's something I'd pay $699 to DO.

    4. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by zero+time+ghost · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Hello, this is Mr. McBride's office. Mr. McBride will fight you, but first he asks that you kick your own ass, in order to prove that Mr. McBride can kick you ass. After that, we'll schedule a time for Mr. McBride to kick your ass sometime in the year 2035."

    5. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1
      Darl McBride: The Most Dangerous Man in the Technology Industry(1). There was an article in the Nov. 24, 2003 issue of InformationWeek.


      Which can be found here:

      href=http://www.informationweek.com/story/showArti cle.jhtml?articleID=16400348
    6. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by bsane · · Score: 1

      He once had his administrative assistant return the call of someone who challenged McBride to a fight--to get a time and place,

      If you need your secretary to play interference for you then its not worth bragging about.

      If he was really gung-ho about fighting he would have called himself.

    7. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by thridur · · Score: 1

      I had a former employer take this track with me once. He still owed me a couple thousand dollars on sales commissions, and I told him I wanted my money. A line of his email in response said something like, "If you can handle it, come down here and take it like a man."

      Needless to say, I didn't reply back after that since the attorney's fees to sue for the money wouldn't be worth what I would get.

    8. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by oPless · · Score: 1
      Darl getting his ass kicked?

      Now there's something I pay $699 to see.

      No, there's something I'd pay $699 to DO



      I'd buy *THAT* for a Dollar!


      And by the time IBM have finsihed with SCO, thats all the stock is going to be worth, tbh.
    9. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excellent. Pay me 699 for doing it, and I want the parent poster to pay me the 699 for seeing it, I'll arrange the meeting.

      Now all I need to do is start a betting pool!

      Now I know what step 2 in the 1, 2, 3 Profit list is!

    10. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we need the "IF I EVER MEET YOU, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" guy back, just to deal with Darl!

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    11. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Maybe Linus should have his wife challenge Darl?

      After all, she is a karate (judo?) champion!

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    12. Re:Darl gets his ass kicked. by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Fighting without a profit motive is unconstitutional. Darl told me you can go to jail for that.

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  11. Related to Earning Reports? by Target+Practice · · Score: 4, Informative

    Could someone with financial background tell us if this is related to SCOX waiting to report their earnings for another two weeks?
    Any correlation? How would these moves affect their reports?
    *dons tinfoil hat*

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    1. Re:Related to Earning Reports? by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1
      Could someone with financial background tell us if this is related to SCOX waiting to report their earnings for another two weeks? Any correlation? How would these moves affect their reports?


      This article from PR Newswire covers it in good fashion.

      "The SCO Group, Inc. (SCOX, Trade), a leading provider of Unix based solutions, announced today that its earnings release and investor conference call previously scheduled for December 8, 2003 at 9:00 am Mountain Standard Time, will be moved to December 22, 2003 at 9:00 am Mountain Standard Time in order for the Company to finalize the accounting treatment for its recent $50 million Series A Convertible Preferred Stock transaction. The Company is in the process of performing a valuation of the conversion feature associated with the Series A Convertible Preferred Stock. The Company will utilize the services of an outside advisor to assist the Company in its valuation of the conversion feature.

      "The accounting for the Series A Convertible Preferred Stock will not impact the Company's revenue or cash balance. The Company also reiterates that its revenue for the fourth quarter ended October 31, 2003 will be consistent with the Company's prior guidance of $22 million to $25 million."


      IOW, since they made the $50M deal with DeutscheBank, they need time to reconcile their books to reflect the earnings properly.
    2. Re:Related to Earning Reports? by BigFire · · Score: 1

      The $50M deal isn't with DeutcheBank, but with a Venture Capitalist firm that's structured very favoritable to the VC firm.

    3. Re:Related to Earning Reports? by midav · · Score: 1

      They are called BayStar Capital ($20 mil) and Royal Bank of Canada ($30mil.) As I understand there are two of them because the law prohibits more then $30 mil PIPE investements.

    4. Re:Related to Earning Reports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't know what a "PIPE investement" is, it's a way from one company to fund another in secret. By using a non-public middleman they avoid most disclosure laws. Microsoft has used BayStar as a PIPE before. BayStar denies Microsoft is behind this one.

    5. Re:Related to Earning Reports? by Rimbo · · Score: 1
      Could someone with financial background tell us if this is related to SCOX waiting to report their earningsfor another two weeks?
      Any correlation? How would these moves affect their reports?


      I would venture to guess that ALL of what is released by SCO is directly related to controlling the stock movement and trying to spur interest in investment.

      There's a 68.71% chance you're right.


      "Cute."

  12. Oh good by iamdrscience · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I was getting nervous that I might go an entire day without having the oppurtunity to read somebody's extended essay on the problems an evilness of SCO's case, now I won't have to worry about that anymore.

    Listen people, we all know SCO's case is wholly ridiculous and that they clearly are doing it for the money (either from MS and Sun for defaming Linux or more likely from the hope that they'll get bought out) but that doesn't mean that it's insightful everytime you post a huge diatribe on SCO's problems. I mean really, if you were a karma whore or something you could just steal somebody else's rant from another SCO thread and get modded up to +5.

    1. Re:Oh good by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      oh, about your .sig -- I am all for spreading ideas ..

      but please, dont encourage people put stickers on stop signs. A) that wastes government's tax money and B) causes new stop signs to have to be manufactured/installed etc (pollution)

      if you want to be cute, please consider the fucking consequences. your $0.01 sticker probably costs taxpayers $1500 to replace a gdamn stop sign...

      why dont you draw mustaches on Corporate Billboards... try and pick a more appropriate 'victim' for your acts than *yourself*.

    2. Re:Oh good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, you don't have to replace a stop sign to remove a sticker!

  13. I thought the article was about the game by 1ns4n3c4rb0nb4s3dl1f · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scorched Earth. I guess I need to look at the article sections closer. Tell you what, though - if someone created a modern, online multiplayer version of Scorched Earth (like Worms is, but with the traditional tanks), it would make for ten times more interesting an article than this "SCO's on crack" ad naseum.

    1. Re:I thought the article was about the game by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Not exactly traditional tanks, but try Gunbound if you can stand the way Koreans seem to mangle English, and playing with a lot of Korean and Singaporean players.

      It's still in beta-testing (I think), online multi-player, free to play, and is actually pretty darn fun.

    2. Re:I thought the article was about the game by tricops · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, a bit of googling and the following appears (it helps that I've run into it before though :):
      http://www.scorched3d.co.uk/

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  14. Darl or Darryl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Darl or Darryl? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atleast for Bill Gates its "Darling". I dont know about others.

  15. SCOdot by jcrosby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have a question for all of you...

    Since cases that do actually make it to trial take about two years, are we doomed to seeing everything out of McBride's mouth, everything on Groklaw, and every other passing thought about SCO for the next two years on slashdot?

    I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

    This is a real question to this community so please don't join the groupthink mass and moderate this as flamebait just because it goes against the hive mind around here.

    Thanks.

    1. Re:SCOdot by RocketSHE · · Score: 5, Informative

      Suggestion for parent: Go to your slashdot preferences and filter out caldera stories. You will never have to see mouse-ears-on-a-globe again. As for me, bring 'em on!

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    2. Re:SCOdot by mattgreen · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

      Truer words haven't been spoken. Every slightest rant (no matter how small or insignificant the speaker is) against (insert holy technology here) is put on the front page for all to read and publically decry, but then every move by (insert evil entity here) is also posted so we can all rehash the same arguments again and again and complain that (far superior technology) is not number one.

      Anyone know of a more balanced news site? I'm getting tired of reading about how Open Source will change the world every day and why I should convert my manager.

    3. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no, not the "too much SCO" trolls again. For the millionth time, if you don't like SCO news,
      1) go to Preferences
      2) click Homepage
      3) in "Exclude Stories from the Homepage", find "Caldera" under "Topics" and mark the box
      4) click "Save"
      5) please, please stop complaining.

    4. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > filter out caldera stories.

      I have no problem with Caldera - it's SCO i'm sick to death of. It's out of my hands, and will be decided by lawyers in another country. I'll be casually interested in hearing the result, but not a blow-by-blow, day-by-day SCO-cam.

      Please - an SCO filter, Slashdot?

    5. Re:SCOdot by h00pla · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

      I don't think this is the fundemental problem. This case needs to be talked about rationally and I think Groklaw (and in a way Slashdot) are providing a forum for this.

      The problem to me is that SCO is obviously using the publicity to their advantage, both bad and good. Every time SCO is mentioned in the press, for good or ill, their stock starts climbing. And that's clearly what they are after. Everybody, including McBride, Yarro and their minions know the case is a fraud, but while the stock keeps climbing, it doesn't matter to them.

      What we need to avoid is to talk about SCO just for the "tabloid" value inside the Linux community. You may have a point that some of this discussion borders on that, but as long as we keep to the purpose of revealing SCO's true intentions, then talking about SCO here is a good thing.

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    6. Re:SCOdot by RocketSHE · · Score: 1

      Allow me to clarify. In the slashdot preferences, you have to exclude the caldera topic in order to exclude SCO stories. This is because there is no SCO topic on slashdot (amazing!) and all SCO stories are dumped in the caldera topic. Clear?

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    7. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. you realise Caldera BECAME SCO after buying the name, right? The new SCO is not the old SCO (and nor is the new SCO really old caldera much - all the people who actually did useful stuff in caldera became something else too - Tarantella, or just left.)

    8. Re:SCOdot by avdp · · Score: 1

      Because Caldera is SCO. Caldera changed their name to SCO. Slashdot apparently never changed it in their preference, they probably should.

    9. Re:SCOdot by Binestar · · Score: 0

      Slashdot has never been a balanced news site, nor has it ever claimed to be a balanced news site. Where did you get the idea that it was?

      Even the main graphic tells you that, It's news for nerds. Not "News for Nerds, but completely balanced "

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      Do you Gentoo!?
    10. Re:SCOdot by jay_umd · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Since cases that do actually make it to trial take about two years, are we doomed to seeing everything out of McBride's mouth, everything on Groklaw, and every other passing thought about SCO for the next two years on slashdot?

      It seems to me that SCO has almost outlived it's fifteen minutes of slashdot fame... It seems to me that the reason that SCO stories constantly pop up on slashdot and continue to attract comments is not because their legal actions are particularly interesting, or particularly stupid (although they are frequently both), but because they are currently the most visible poster child for the gradual erosion of the "free" (both beer and speech) internet - Google censorship is less blatant and far-reaching, the RIAA suits are harder to take the moral high ground on, and DRM efforts draw much less attention to themselves.

      Strangely, SCO poses the least threat out of all of these, since their claims appear fairly baseless. I think talking about SCO is appealing to us as a form of escapism - we know that their attack on the current status quo will fail, and debating the nature of that failure is much more pleasent than seeing some of the points that come up in YRO stories about DRM and other more insidious commercial threats.

      If the past few years are any indication, we will soon have something else even higher profile and further reaching than SCO to worry about... I wonder how long it's going to be before we all think of todays as part of the good old days when all we worried about was SCO...

      [ hopefully I'm wrong... ]

    11. Re:SCOdot by RocketSHE · · Score: 1

      Yes, I realise Caldera changed their name to SCO. Who knows, there might be some old caldera software being used somewhere, but that's not worth a whole topic. On a constructive note, maybe we should take up a collection for the cost of slashdot changing the topic name (and saying goodby to the mouse ears icon).

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      ~==>RocketSHE
    12. Re:SCOdot by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      This case needs to be talked about rationally and I think Groklaw (and in a way Slashdot) are providing a forum for this.

      Really? So where is slashdot hiding the rational argument? All I see is hundreds of comments where people repeat exactly the same things that have been said in every other story on SCO for the last six months. (And yet, they still get moderated as "insightful." Do people even understand what that word means?)

      They can post whatever stories they want, but don't try to pretend that SCO stories are anything but an easy way to generate extra page views. There's been no intelligent analysis or debate here since the whole thing started.

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      How can we continue to believe in a just universe and freedom to eat crackers if we have no ale?
    13. Re:SCOdot by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

      What, you didn't join the Linux Party long ago? I'm going to have to report you to my digit group's Political Adjuster for action, comrade. The re-educators should be at your cubicle soon to take you off to the collective server farm for... maintenance duties.

      Seriously, it's like others said--uncheck Caldera from preferences and be done with it. There are many other types of articles where groupthink can be detected, and it developed long ago. If you just noticed it now, you need to work on your powers of observation, or just realize that while many people around here can be described as Linux zealots, there are others that regularly get moderated up who make opposing points--good opposing points. You won't see many in the SCO threads, because Darl's Cabal seems to have done a great job making themselves and their case look like steaming crap. Hell, even the posters over at Yahoo's SCOX stock message board seem, for the most part, to see the writing on the wall.

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    14. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've been a member for a long time

      I thought you got a little asterisk when you subscribed.

      Oh.. by being a member, you mean you've been reading this page without paying a dime, and actually registered for a username?

      For chrissake, if you don't like the SCO stories, don't read them. If it's free to read (and not taking up any of your precious non-existent subscriber dollars) then I'd suggest... That you PLEASE don't read the articles clearly marked as being about SCO, and that you PLEASE PLEASE don't add comments to them.

    15. Re:SCOdot by SubtleNuance · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

      I don't think this is the fundemental problem.


      Actually, the rise of the internet and ease of publishing in general, this *is* a problem.

      People will seek out sources of information that *reinforce* their world-view. We will build these feedback loops and vertical chimneys where every group becomes more isolated from reasonable, objective opinion that they become convinced that anyone who disagrees with them is grossly misinformed and stupid.

      I dont know what to do about it, I find myself reading websites and books that really just reinforce my own ideas.... in time, Idont know what the consequences of this behaviour will be. Polorization? Extremism? Where, how and who will faciliated comprimise and understanding?

    16. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This case needs to be talked about rationally and I think Groklaw (and in a crazed, zealous, and ignorant way, Slashdot) are providing a forum for this.

      Fixed.

      Not that I think SCO is in the right. Frankly, however, I also know my opinion means absolutely shit.

      Or am I trolling?

    17. Re:SCOdot by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      There's been no intelligent analysis or debate here since the whole thing started.

      Why that's a perfect opening line to, oh say... start some

      Sir the floor is yours.. begin.

    18. Re:SCOdot by Pike65 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since cases that do actually make it to trial take about two years, are we doomed to seeing everything out of McBride's mouth, everything on Groklaw, and every other passing thought about SCO for the next two years on slashdot?

      Darl speaks out of his mouth?

      Well you learn something new every day . . .

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      "If being a geek means being passionate about something, then I pity those who aren't geeks." - Pike65
    19. Re:SCOdot by Spl0it · · Score: 1
      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors. Truer words haven't been spoken. Every slightest rant (no matter how small or insignificant the speaker is) against (insert holy technology here) is put on the front page for all to read and publically decry, but then every move by (insert evil entity here) is also posted so we can all rehash the same arguments again and again and complain that (far superior technology) is not number one. Anyone know of a more balanced news site? I'm getting tired of reading about how Open Source will change the world every day and why I should convert my manager.
      Sure take yourself over to CNN . Thats quality, balanced news. :)
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    20. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I can think of several new colorful icons that could be used for a new SCO topic...

    21. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont know what to do about it, I find myself reading websites and books that really just reinforce my own ideas.... in time, Idont know what the consequences of this behaviour will be. Polorization? Extremism?

      I found it quite amusing that these concerns were immediately followed by a link to "VOTE GREEN!!!" in your .sig...

    22. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We put the O in SC O!!"

    23. Re:SCOdot by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Sure take yourself over to CNN . Thats quality, balanced news. :)

      Careful, that phrase seems to be close to 'fair and balanced' from FOX.

      Excuse me while I go puke.

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    24. Re:SCOdot by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Nah, I think people rally to others who have the same opinion naturally anyway. Just because that opinion is posted on a website rather than in a newspaper or shouted from a streetcorner is irrelevant. Heck, in the absence of any media, you're still going to get your "world view" from the community around you, and thats probably a *less* representative sample of people.

      Not everybody is rational about everything. Lots of people (myself included) sometimes only hear what they want to hear. Now, as before, the only thing you can do is police yourself. Try to seriously consider all sides of an issue. Thats all any of us can do.

    25. Re:SCOdot by Badanov · · Score: 1
      Suggestion for parent: Go to your slashdot preferences and filter out caldera stories. You will never have to see mouse-ears-on-a-globe again. As for me, bring 'em on!

      Amen to that, baby! AS for me, all these absurb remarks by McBride are better than the crack SCO & Co. are on.

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      Dawn of the Dead
    26. Re:SCOdot by jcrosby · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the suggestion. I am aware of this feature but hiding these stories from my own eyes won't improve the character and credibility of this site and others like it.

      Slashdot and other blogs were exciting when they popped up because it seemed as though they were an honest answer to the usual filtered media on our television sets and on the large corporate news sites.

      What disappoints me is that this highly visible site is getting an increasing number of tabloid-groupthink-shut-up-if-you-don't-agree-with -us-we're-dogmatic-but-you-can't-be kinds of people posting stories and comments.

      I would like to see things succeed for the OSS community based on merit and quality rather than zealotry, polarization, and community censorship.

      An interesting use of spare programming time would be an analysis of keywords, moderation, number of posts for this-sucks-this-rules sorts of stories, etc. over time on this site, including a comparison of before and after being sold.

      I don't want to see Slashdot dismissed as a bunch of Anti-(fill in the weekly blank with Microsoft, SCO, RIAA...) folks and then used as a negative example of community-based media where people stop learning and just stroke each other's egos with tons of +5 Funny posts at the very top bashing the latest pinata and dissenting opinions moderated as -1 Flamebait or -1 Troll.

    27. Re:SCOdot by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      "I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors."

      Have you considered the possibility that we have each thought about this particular farce and have come to the same (or at least largely similar) conclusion?

      Is it dogma if we all agree that the sky typically appears in a shade of blue after having watched the sky for a number of years and noted its appearance on numerous occasions? Is it censorship if we filter out useless snide remarks about the sky really being composed of pink polkadots?

      Perhaps you are mistaking thought out consensus for groupthink. Just because we generally agree on the issues doesn't mean we're zealots. It could possibly mean that nobody has yet brought any evidence whatsoever in rational support of SCO's ridiculous arguments.

      In fact, when this nonsense began, many of us made a fevered attempt to think of some way that SCO's accusations could have merit. We posited suppositions, various possible scenerios which were at some point discredited, and played devil's advocate from SCO's perspective. Over time, all possibilities we visited were either soundly rejected as false or were seen to be extremely unlikely.

      Every time SCO made a remark in the case, we became increasingly aware that none of it reconciled with reality. In fact, several of SCO's key assertions were shown to be patently false.

      Now we are in a phase where everything SCO has said has been shot down. There is nothing left to do but wait for the courts to formalize SCO's loss.

    28. Re:SCOdot by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      uhm, that was sarcasm!!! (refering to my comment)

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      No, this is
    29. Re:SCOdot by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      People will seek out sources of information that *reinforce* their world-view.

      Precisely. My account at freerepublic.com was banned after two posts, one in which I bemoaned the slow pace of "Iraqification," and another where I lamented the seemingly direct correlation between fundraising and election victory.

      Now, I'm not surprised that the guy who runs free republic banned me, he's well known for it, but it does go to show that when he says "Free Republic is an online gathering place for independent, grass-roots conservatism on the web" he really means "Free Republic is an online gathering place where we can say how great we are and how dumb liberals are, and nobody else gets to say anything." Put another way: "It's my way or the (information super) highway." Either that, or he doesn't like trolls :)

      I'm kind of picking on free republic, but they deserve it. As does any group that claims to present a "forum" which is in truth really nothing more than cheerleading.

      Slashdot is much, much better than that, though perhaps it's not evident from the average SCO thread, which are getting a little old. There is a diversity of opinion here. It just so happens that all of us, it seems, view the prospect of a SCO victory as a big threat to the future of computing.

      I read recently that dissent is necessary for a healthy society, and I completely agree with this. If you've never taken the time to examine your beliefs, be they moral or religious or even the important stuff like which OS you should be using, how can you know you've made the best choice? Sadly, so many people's minds are already made up. These people have closed minds. If people don't speak out about their beliefs (aka dissent), how will anyone ever know anything other than the status quo?

      I think this is a tiny bit of the reason people like rotten.com change their headers to be RSAC-rated as Disney. People need a slap across the face every now and again. Anything to stir them from their complacency and apathy. Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, and if you hang out at Free Republic all day, your inner hobgoblin will be in great company.

    30. Re:SCOdot by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      People will seek out sources of information that *reinforce* their world-view. We will build these feedback loops and vertical chimneys where every group becomes more isolated from reasonable, objective opinion that they become convinced that anyone who disagrees with them is grossly misinformed and stupid.

      Looking at world history, it looks like that is the norm. You can travel much of the world and say "There is no God" or "Praise Allah" or "Jesus is dead" and not get killed. That wasn't true a hundred years ago. Whatever you may do on the Internet, sooner or later you go to work or to a the bar or to a club and run into someone who thinks different from you, which wasn't true in the groupthink a few hundred years ago, and still isn't true in the insular societies (Amish, for example) that still exist.

    31. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just readers, but politicians too.
      Kentucky's governer elect is shunning real-time questions from the newspaper of Kentucky's largest city because he didn't like the way they treated him. So now he wants questions to be submitted in writing before an interview. Works for the dictators , right?
      Every additional media/information outlet can help mitigate this kind of nonsense.

    32. Re:SCOdot by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      So was mine .

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      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    33. Re:SCOdot by pjrc · · Score: 1
      This case needs to be talked about rationally

      I actually found this to be one of the best summaries so far.

    34. Re:SCOdot by Jeffery+McGrew · · Score: 1

      This has always happened. Even before the internet. The internet, just like with all things, just makes it possible to happen faster and at a larger scale. That's it. period. To beleve that things were better before the internet is to fail to the same fallicy of which you state, running with blinders on so you don't have to think and feel about things by yourself.

    35. Re:SCOdot by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      lol

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      No, this is
    36. Re:SCOdot by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Well, if you buy the Bush line that there is no global warming, and pollution is good for you, then you probably feel the Greens are "extreme".

      I think our time is now.

    37. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I find myself reading a lot of sites I vehemently disagree with; but I don't find myself any less convinced in what I believe because of that, either.

      I just find that they have a lot of misinformation.

      Go figure?

    38. Re:SCOdot by David+Gould · · Score: 1


      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

      No matter how low your UID, the standard answer to a comment like this is:

      You're new here, aren't you? Welcome to Slashdot.

      Granted, I'm one of the relatively few qualified to call you on it, but:

      (a) you say that as if it's something new and surprising -- how can you have been around so long and only now be noticing this?

      (b) this goes double for everyone who modded you "Insighful"

      (c) oh yeah, and, if you don't like the stories, use your filter prefs

      --
      David Gould
      main(i){putchar(340056100>>(i-1)*5&31|!!(i<6)<< 6)&&main(++i);}
    39. Re:SCOdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

      STFU and FOAD, you SCO-shill. I've got fifty dollers that says you work for SCO. I've been notising alot of complaning about SCO stories lately. It wouldn't surprize me to find out that SCO has been telling it's employees to post pro-SCO remarks on slashdot as part of a disinformation campain. Go to hell. The truth about SCO will come out whether you want it to or not.

  16. SCO is great... TO POOP ON! by Foofoobar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why hasn't someone left a flaming bag of poo on their doorstep? In fact, can we sponsor a flaming bag of poo daily delivery service straight to Darl's desk?

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    This is my sig. There are many like it but this one is mine.
    1. Re:SCO is great... TO POOP ON! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      Everyone should poo in a bag, and FedEx it to Darl's home address.

      C'mon! On the count of three... All together now!

      1... 2... 3...

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
  17. Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Asprin · · Score: 5, Funny


    Check out this snippet from the footnotes at the end:

    [1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.

    Someone please explain to SCO's attorneys that:
    i != 1
    and
    O != 0

    Don't they have ANYONE in their office who knows enough about computers to proofread this stuff?

    --
    "Lawyers are for sucks."
    - Doug McKenzie
    1. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Wandersmann · · Score: 1
      a series of is and Os


      Depends on the meaning of the word is...

    2. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by pb · · Score: 4, Informative

      SCO probably doesn't, but in this case the fault probably lies with the OCR software and proofreading skills of some Groklaw-loving linux user; the original PDF looks fine.

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      pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
    3. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no.... it's alright. It just proves that they really are smoking crack.

    4. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Frymaster · · Score: 1

      actually, those really are i's and o's. it's necessary since microsoft has patented ones and zeroes.

    5. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Asprin · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Pardon me for answering my own post, but this continues to dumbfound me.

      SCO is represented by attorneys who are arguing a suit over source code copyright infringement who do not understand computers well enough to correctly identify binary digits. It's bad enough that this wasn't caught by a proofreader and ended up in a document filed with the court; but even worse, SOMEBODY TYPED THAT IN TO BEGIN WITH! My guess is that someone googled a definition of binary code and misread the text of the definition.

      If they can't tell the difference between binary digits and alpha letters, how are they going to argue the subtleties of source code?

      Maybe this partially explains why Boies' firm took the case? Personally, I'm disappointed, but I'm popping popcorn if this thing actually gets to court -- it should be fun to watch.

      --
      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
    6. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could have been worse..

      [1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of oohs and aahs.

    7. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, technically, as long as they only choose two symbols it's still binary...O and i will work just as well as 0 and 1.

      Not sure what the whole thing about "appearing" is though. Doesn't it (usually) "appear" in hexadecimal when we bother to look at it anyway?

    8. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on what you do with the file. If you just cat it to E.g. your tty you'll see ASCII symbols. If you run it through od you could hex. I've never heard of anyone running a binary file out through a filter to convert each bit into little ASCII 1's and 0's, though.

    9. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Actually, I hadn't considered OCR as a possible culprit. You're probably right. I mean, that's just too *bizarre* to be an authentic error in 2003.

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      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
    10. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by m0nkyman · · Score: 1

      it was me, which makes your subject especially funny.

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      ~ a low user id is no indication I have a clue what I'm talking about.
    11. Re:Monkeys... trained monkeys.... by Asprin · · Score: 2, Funny


      I was thinking of Krusty's back-room writing team on The Simpsons, but that's even more hilariouser -- what are the odds!?

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      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
  18. My favorite part of the Reply Memorandum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.

    Ladies and gentlemen, the SCO lawyers have officially stopped doing even the most rudimentary fact-checking (or even plausibility-checking) with people who know anything about the code in question. Perhaps because the code in question doesn't exist.

    1. Re:My favorite part of the Reply Memorandum by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.

      SCO has invented some sort of new computing!

      Where I am from, i stands for integers when it is in the same sentence as series and 0's. So, they have some sort of new computing model that detects even the most discrete changes in voltage throughout the cpu, resulting in a computer that can use any integer as a "bit"!

      Lets hack it make i=10 kazillion and explode their computers!

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      [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
    2. Re:My favorite part of the Reply Memorandum by mikeee · · Score: 1

      No, in this case, i is sqrt(-1).

      These are Darl's imaginary computers on which he ran the analysis that found matches between SCO and Linux source code.

    3. Re:My favorite part of the Reply Memorandum by ZaMoose · · Score: 1

      As any good EE will tell you, sqrt(-1) is actually "j", not "i", since "i" has a general meaning in terms of representing current.

      True story: in my Intro to Electrical Engineering class, we had been doing A/C circuits for several weeks. Our professor was in the midst of writing a circuit equation up on the board when one of the potential EEs raised his hand and said "Excuse me, professor, what does 'j' stand for?"

      We never let him live that down, I can tell you that much, even after he fled to Club Med.... ermm, the Business school.

      --
      I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep Dracula and Superman away.
  19. When I see stuff like this by randall_burns · · Score: 1
    I think it is high time for legislation that would remove tax deductions for high executive salaries and stock perks(say as measured by a multiple of the national and/or company median-and make it a non-revenue measure and just use the funds to increase the personal deduction).
    What it seems like is that there are some CEO's that will say anything for money-and they are gradually destroying the United States.

    1. Re:When I see stuff like this by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      What it seems like is that there are some CEO's that will say anything for money-and they are gradually destroying the United States.

      AH... your *not* possibly suggesting that a person's highest right as a human isnt 'anything for profit'? Your not actually proposing that something be done to maintain a manner of conduct of some sort... sheesh, that kind of thing could get in the way of the Free Market(TM).

  20. tell me : are IBM going to have to provide... by johnjones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So

    are IBM going to have to show they did not do anything wrong or is SCO got to prove it ?

    JJ

  21. damnit by Xaoswolf · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I thought there was going to be an updated version of the Scorched Earth comming out. Maybe one with two colored tanks, or something...

    1. Re:damnit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like Scorched Earth 3D? That was cool.

  22. Well.... by herrvinny · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I saw the previous /. posting when it came up (doing some homework for Latin late at night) and I immediately took the liberty of taking scoletters.com and scoletter.com. I'm hoping to post a huge rebuttal to everything Darly says. See my sig for more anti SCO stuff.

    1. Re:Well.... by Rufus211 · · Score: 1

      I was going to comment on how utterly horrid your site's colors were, and then I realized that those are SCO's colors so it makes sense that they make me want to vomit.

  23. consequences... by presroi · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know anything about the US civil law system (and from what I hear on /. about it, I'm not so keen on it at all).

    If SCO really believed that their statements were true, laws agains monopolies, unfair business etc woul apply. At least in Germany, that would be a task for Federal Bureaus. The procedure would be much more efficient:
    Start an inquiry, walk to a judge, get a search warrant and get the information you need from IBM.

    This thing could be over in a couple of month and we all could get back to our daily business...(and SCO's incredible behavior could be wiped off this planet as well)

    1. Re:consequences... by werdna · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that Germany's legal system doesn't permit routine civil discovery?

    2. Re:consequences... by timerider · · Score: 1
      What makes you think that Germany's legal system doesn't permit routine civil discovery?



      what makes you think he thought that?

      he wrote that our legal system over here does permit civil discovery...

      bye,

      [L]

  24. Lessig Misquoting McBride? Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
    God forbid any /.er say anything in opposition to Lessig's argument, but even Darl McBride should be quoted correctly. Lessig writes:

    McBride's argument is grounded in the Constitution. (Well, close to the constitution. He quotes the text of the constitution to be:

    Congress shall have Power [t]o promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, open-source advocates argue against copyright and patent laws, and whatever measures they take to by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.

    Actually, the framers didn't say anything about "open source advocates.")

    I only found the pieces that make up McBride's quote in his letter, not the whole thing in a single sentence. He has to at least quote the guy correctly, or credibility for the remainder of the response is lost.
  25. FIRE!!! by darkmayo · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK somebody has to have some DeathHeads to rain upon SCO's tank.

    --
    "I am a kernel in the linux army"
  26. What are the odds... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    that sometime before this whole fiasco is over, SCO gets all its assets seized by the government? That would really shatter their plans to make money off this thing.

    1. Re:What are the odds... by rkhalloran · · Score: 1

      I think one possible outcome is that IBM asks the court to examine the USL/BSD case and find that the SysV codebase is in fact public-domain, which would presumably torpedo SCO's ability to make claims with it.

  27. I think I understand now... by 3Suns · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems that Darl & Co. have a very specific (and obviously very wrong) idea of what the GPL actually is. They seem to believe that Open Source advocates think the GPL applies to everything, just automatically. This is in accordance to their paranoid beliefs that Linux is actually SysV Unix that was "stolen" with the GPL. I can just imagine this happening in court:

    IBM: "No, actually Mr. McBride, the GPL can only be applied by the copyright holder. Just like any other license."

    Darl: "Umm, you mean... So the GPL... Hey, look over there!" *flees the country*

    --

    -3Suns

    ~~~~
    The Revolution will be Slashdotted
    1. Re:I think I understand now... by Clever+Pun · · Score: 1

      Interesting hypothesis. Would that mean that IBM and everyone else can sue Darl & Co for punitive damages or whatnot?

  28. SCO's letter... by pb · · Score: 1

    At this point, the pretense of a case has almost been lost... SCO's public statements are so twisted and irrational that no lawyer can seem to follow it, and now every time I read a story about SCO, I can't help but think of Gollum... I wonder if we could get Peter Jackson to make a movie out of this?

    --
    pb Reply or e-mail; don't vaguely moderate.
  29. screw bill gates... by cygnus · · Score: 1, Funny

    someone has to publicly pie this mcbride character, and fast!

    --
    Just raise the taxes on crack.
  30. SCO's motion is bullshit.... by Dunark · · Score: 4, Informative

    The good stuff is from IBM:

    http://sco.tuxrocks.com/Docs/IBM/Doc-86.pdf

    It's "put up or shut up" time for SCO. Read and enjoy.

  31. logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it just me who thinks the SCO logo looks like a pair of mickey mouse ears covering the earth?

    1. Re:logo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly surprising. We knew from the start who was behind all this bruohaha.

  32. Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It appears that instead of developing software, they have changed their mission statement to, "Litigate everybody out of business."

    This is what worries me about SCO: That their army of lawyers will wreak terrible legal havoc, not because SCO was right, or because SCO suffered damages--I strongly believe that neither of these is the case. Their army of lawyers will pull off Bill Gates style, "I don't understand your question," when the question is, "Does X concern you?" They'll pull off Bill Clinton style, "That depends on what 'is' means." They'll find loopholes and language in the law that nobody ever thought was there, with newly made-up implications that no legislator intended or thought would occur, to cause as much damage as possible to the Linux community and the free software community in general.

    The longer I think about this, the more apparent it becomes to me that they do not want to profit from litigation. It's like the old story of people who are seated at both sides of a long table covered with the most wonderful foods in the world. The only problem is that the silverware is a yard long, and nobody's arm is long enough to fit their spoon or fork into their mouth. So somebody comes up with the idea that everyone should feed the person seated across from him. That way, everybody gets to eat. But Darl says, "What?! I will feed somebody else?! NO WAY! Sure, it means I won't eat but he won't eat either!!" That, I strongly believe, is the nature of Darl McBride, and the new SCO.

    They do not want to profit. They do not want to rectify damages (which I strongly believe never occurred). They do not want to protect their copyrights (which I strongly believe were never violated). They are focused on one solitary goal, and that is to destroy (or damage, to the greatest extent possible) Linux.

    1. Re:Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by Imagix · · Score: 1
      It appears that instead of developing software, they have changed their mission statement to, "Litigate everybody out of business."

      Actually, the mission statement appears to be "Litigate ourselves out of business" :)

    2. Re:Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old story you mentioned involves people who have no understanding of "eating with your hands" or "choking up". This isn't exactly rocket surgery, you know.

    3. Re:Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but the part of your dinner time story that is missing is the part that occurs right after Darl says "I won't eat but he won't eat either!!"

      You know... the part where someone figures out that they can just hold the fork somewhere in the middle of the handle and get food into their own mouth.

    4. Re:Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by whittrash · · Score: 1

      "That depends on what 'is' means."

      That little bit of language almost got Clinton disbarred and his bar card was pulled for 2 years as a penalty. The law may be messed up to a degree, but it works after a fashion, at least enough to let society build the most powerful economy in the world. It must not be all bad.

    5. Re:Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by TheMohel · · Score: 1
      This is what worries me about SCO: That their army of lawyers will wreak terrible legal havoc, not because SCO was right, or because SCO suffered damages--I strongly believe that neither of these is the case. Their army of lawyers will pull off Bill Gates style, "I don't understand your question," when the question is, "Does X concern you?" They'll pull off Bill Clinton style, "That depends on what 'is' means." They'll find loopholes and language in the law that nobody ever thought was there, with newly made-up implications that no legislator intended or thought would occur, to cause as much damage as possible to the Linux community and the free software community in general.

      Except that they began this little escapade by suing IBM and their Rabid Doberman Lawyer Attack Team (TM). If there are IP lawyers in the world better than those employed by IBM, there aren't many.

      Darl and company have a limited time to pump this nonsense before they slag down onto the ash heap of business. Leaping into a brush chipper isn't much of a business plan.

    6. Re:Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect. by demon · · Score: 1

      Oh no, SCO doesn't want to litigate everybody out of business - they just want to litigate until everyone is sufficiently afraid of them that they'll give SCO all their money. "All your $$$ are belong to us. Bitches." Because apparently all OSes are using SCO's "intellectual property", so we should all be whipping out prayer mats and kneeling in the direction of the SCO headquarters in Bumf**k, Utah.

      Sorry Darl, not gonna happen.

      --

      Sam: "That was needlessly cryptic."
      Max: "I'd be peeing my pants if I wore any!"
  33. Request SCO source by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    SCO has requested "all versions or iterations of AIX". Why can't IBM request all recent versions or iterations of SCO products to look for inclusion of GPL code? There has been some evidence that such inclusions or copying has occurred.

    1. Re:Request SCO source by BigFire · · Score: 1

      Because IBM has SysV source code themself, and they knew perfectly well what IBM have contributed to Linux. They just want to force SCO's hand into admitting that the case is nothing more than Pump'N'Dump. They certaintly won't win any favors from the Judge by lowering themself to SCO's juveneil pranks.

    2. Re:Request SCO source by pjrc · · Score: 1
      ... of SCO products to look for inclusion of GPL code? There has been some evidence that such inclusions or copying has occurred.

      Could you please be specific about that evidence?

      There has been some speculation and guesswork that SCO copied linux code for their linux kernel personality module. But so far, as nearly as I can tell, it's all just suspicion.

      So, if there really is evidence, please reply with a link or some other solid reference.

      If not, and this is mere suspicion, please see if as an unsubstantiated claim (you know, sorta like what SCO's been doing all along)

  34. Look at Note [1] by dcollins · · Score: 2, Funny

    It says this --
    "[1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os."

    Now that's funny. Here's a computer software company thinks that binary code is composed of the letters "i" and "O". Say, here can I buy more of their products?

    --
    We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    1. Re:Look at Note [1] by slunk1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      it's appropriate i think, given that 'i' is an imaginary number. seems to fit right in with SCO's philosophy.

    2. Re:Look at Note [1] by scrytch · · Score: 1

      Even if they corrected that to "appears as a series of 1's and 0's" ... I don't think even the most hardcore worked with binary since programming PDP's with the front panel switches.

      I mean, technically McBride's genome could appear as a series of 1's and 0's... Why don't they just subpoena "all items containing information"?

      --
      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
    3. Re:Look at Note [1] by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 3, Funny

      IBM should comply with discovery by giving SCO a text file containing binary code converted to ascii "i" and "o".

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    4. Re:Look at Note [1] by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Well they cannot afford to use "Ones" and "Zeros" right now, their budget is a little short paying for the trial and all.

    5. Re:Look at Note [1] by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      Now, I wonder what O(i) means... I know what O(1) means, I know what O(n) means... What does O(i) mean?

  35. There oughta be a law! by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    Is there the equivalent of the Baker act[*] for corporations?
    There should be.

    [*] The Baker act is the Florida law that allows for the involuntary committment to a mental institution.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:There oughta be a law! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Well, a corporate entity is treated in much the same way as a human one...

      What are they going to do, force the board of directors to live in a mental institution?

    2. Re:There oughta be a law! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Named after the county where the metal hospital is.
      It's actually a pretty nice place to live.

      I'd much rather see a corporate death penalty, when shit like this or Enron & Worldcom occurs. If a human stole that much money, and got caught, he probably wouldn't have another chance to do so for 40-50 years at least. Why should a company?

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    3. Re:There oughta be a law! by fanatic · · Score: 1
      No, corporate death penalties suck. Look at Andersen Accounting - 2 or 3 assholes cook Enron's books and 7000 people are out of work.

      What needs to happen is that the corporate veil is shredded and burnt and the appropriate penalty is applied to the individuals who did the deed. Ken Lay would be drowned in shit. Ditto Darl McBride.

      --
      "that's not encryption - it's a new perl script that I'm working on..." - from some Matrix parody
    4. Re:There oughta be a law! by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      That would work too. I don't feel too badly for those 7000 people, especially if they knew what was going on. Granted, I'm sure most of them didn't work on the Enron account, but I think a Corporate Death Penalty would make employees police their employers a little better.

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
  36. SCO seems uneducated about IP rights by fw3 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the Lessig commentary: If he chooses to give his property away, that does not make it any less a property right. If he chooses to sell it for $1,000,000, that doesn't make it any less a property right. And if he chooses to license it on the condition that source code be made free, that doesn't make it any less a property right.

    Precedent: Rudolf Diesel patented the Diesel cycle engine in 1898. One of the reasons that the far less efficent Otto cycle (4-stroke gasoline) engine was/is more widely deployed is that Diesel would only license his patent for what he considered 'best use', requiring that Diesel engines must inject fuel continuously into the combustion chamber thoughout the combustion/power stroke.

    This dictated a much lower power:weight ratio in early Diesel engines, which is appropriate to stationary power genaration but represented a distinct disadvantage for traction-power and automotive use.

    Diesel's approach to license was probably not the most lucrative either for himself or society at large, however the *property right* granted by patent (and copyright) law let him make that determination.

    To my mind whether commercial EULA, BSD, GPL, Artistic, all licenses fundamentally serve the purpose of allowing the *Author* a degree of control over the application and distribution of his/her work.

    This is also how we get an OSS environment where two different Authors (say Linus Torvalds and Richard Stallman) have the right to apply the same license (GPL) according to their own wishes.

    Process rights are a good thing. SCO's making the best case it can but I really think it's going to backfire on them. Their rhetoric really doesn't stand up to analysis.

    --
    Linux is Linux, if One need clarify their dist: <Dist>/GNU Linux
    bsds are of course just BSD
    1. Re:SCO seems uneducated about IP rights by condosolon · · Score: 1

      SCO attacks on GPL usually include the term 'viral'. I think they are going to try to invalidate the GPL LICENSE as infringing on the property rights of others (i.e. if my code is "infected" with GPLed code, my property rights are taken away).

    2. Re:SCO seems uneducated about IP rights by fw3 · · Score: 1
      Actually I can't offhand remember ever seeing SCO specifically say anything about GPL's 'viral' nature.

      I have (many times) heard GPL described as 'viral', by Microsoft, a certain number of BSD users, and a bunch of others.

      A license is just a tool, as I said above the same tool is used differently by different authors. The GPL is undoubtedly 'viral' depending on how it's used. Nothing in GPL, for instance prevents the copyright holder from using dual-license, or explicitly allowing users to do so.

      And some of the underpinnings are a bit shakey these days. GPL2 was, after all written with careful distinctions about linking and the difference between 'aggregation' and 'derivative work'. And back when nearly all functional distribution was in binary form. That's not applicable of course to things like scripted languages

      The GPL's distinction between static and dynamic linking. It seems clear to me that I could construct cases where dynamically linked code is *or* is not a derivative work, and similarly, cases where static linking of libraries would not necessarily entail a derivative work.

      When GPLv2 was written (1991) static linking was probably a decent guideline (dynamic linking may've existed then but it was not anywhere near as heavily used today). Today I'm not sure this distinction is as it was back then. I am sure that Linus, for instance 'gets' the distinctions. He's very clear that non-GPL kernel modules must not in fact be derivative works of Linux.

      --
      Linux is Linux, if One need clarify their dist: <Dist>/GNU Linux
      bsds are of course just BSD
    3. Re:SCO seems uneducated about IP rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Diesel (the person) "disappear" from a ship leaving Germany just before WWI?

      If so, there's a good cautionary tale.

  37. Pamela Jones and GROKLAW by trick-knee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd like to point out that the work that Pamela Jones & Co. at GROKLAW is clearly of some real use to IBM in this case. another poster has already mentioned that IBM has specifically cited a transcription GROKLAW produced in their recent filing.

    I would also like to remind others that there's a little paypal donation button on the front page of GROKLAW, as mauryisland pointed out elsewhere.

    click that button. give her a holiday bonus, just enough to make it hurt you a tiny little bit. and let's see just how robust PayPal's servers are.

    1. Re:Pamela Jones and GROKLAW by stud9920 · · Score: 1
      I would also like to remind others that there's a little paypal donation button on the front page of GROKLAW,
      Nice try, Pamela !
  38. Thats Bent! by meatpopcicle · · Score: 1

    Since corporations are thought of as individuals, isnt asking IBM to provide information as to its guilt a serious problem. Couldnt IBM plead the 5th ammendment?

    I cant provide information as to my guilt as that would incriminate myself? Isnt it up to SCO to prove that IBM is at fault instead of the other way around?

    And, isnt IBM innocent until proven guilty instead of guilty until proven innocent? Is this the outcome of democracy within the USA? What a tragedy!

    --
    "You're on my side and the dark side, like Lando Calrissian?" --Gimpy, Undergrads
    1. Re:Thats Bent! by whittrash · · Score: 1

      You can't plead the 5th in a civil case. This is a contract case, so SCO could have some ammo to use in that department, and they may need copies of AIX to find out what is going on. But every version of AIX ever is a bit ridiculous. How about the versions of AIX which are 'pre-linux'? If I was IBM, I would print this all on double spaced note cards without a table of contents or numbered pages with a tiny cursive font and anti-photocopy protection and send it over to SCO, all 10,000,000,000 pages. IBM has more money and can afford to digitize all of the pages. SCO on the other hand would be swamped.

  39. Are we in Soviet Russia? by MongooseCN · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are we in Soviet Russia?

    1. Re:Are we in Soviet Russia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia is in YOU!

    2. Re:Are we in Soviet Russia? by frkiii · · Score: 1

      I have been to post Soviet Russia (twice).

      I can only say, from those experiences, that we are not in that Russia.

      Its people are great, with its exceptions just like anywhere else, but the crippling of over 70 years of suppression and isolation still has a lingering effect on its economy, politics, etc.

      Heck, only within the last few years have people in Kazakhstan (former U.S.S.R. republic) been able to "own" their formerly government owned aparements, etc.

      Things are changing, for the better for the most part, but old patterns and "ways of doing things" die hard sometimes.

      Regards,

      Fredrick

  40. Enough already! by Frodo420024 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Instead of the (twice-)daily SCO item, isn't it time to have an 'SCO vs. IBM' box that carries the big load of SCO messages instead of posting everything to the main page. Or even a GrokLaw one, that's where you read 90% of the stuff anyway.

    Then post to the main page when there's something really big coming, and otherwise let everyone else go on with the usual kernel rumours, Ogg design wins, etc. etc.

    I enjoy GrokLaw a lot, and I'm (trying to) read /. for more general news items.

    [Rant off :]

    --
    I'm in a Unix state of mind.
    1. Re:Enough already! by rstultz · · Score: 1

      I must be missing the twice daily SCO postings. Two today, yes, but I don't remember the last one I read.

      Seriously, if you don't want SCO news, there have been instructions posted. And obviously everyone who is posting here wants the SCO news, since you're clicking on the article. How hard is it to see SCO in the headline, or the icon, and just skip the article.

      Ryan

    2. Re:Enough already! by pjrc · · Score: 1
      isn't it time to have an 'SCO vs. IBM' box

      Rather than a "box", how does a "checkbox" sound?

      Imagine if you could click on that checkbox (perhaps with "Caldera" labled just to the right side of it), and then scoll down and click on a "Save" button, and thereafter all those annoying SCO stories would be gone.

      That's really be something, wouldn't it??

      Better hurry, since a third SCO story is probably coming later today, once news of the court hearing (which is happening right NOW) gets out. This is the first hearing (live, in-person oral arguements in front of the judge), where IBM is asking SCO to spell out exactly what code in linux and unix is the same and what their claimed rights are, and SCO is asking IBM to give them a copy of every version and every change ever made to linux, aix and dynix. Well, neither is asking the other at this point... they're both asking the judge to force their opponent to answer.

  41. "Fishing" is not allowed. by khasim · · Score: 4, Informative

    IANAL

    You cannot request EVERYTHING. The stuff you request has to apply to the case.

    That's why it shouldn't matter what IBM has in versions of AIX that were NOT released.

    As for the stuff about demanding that IBM identify all the code it contributed to Linux........

    That is what SCO originally claimed. SCO says that IBM contributed code that IBM did not have the righ to contribute without SCO's permission.

    Now SCO is demanding to see the code that IBM contributed.

    This is what is known as "Fishing". You demand EVERYTHING and hope to find SOMETHING that is actionable. And "Fishing" is not allowed.

    1. Re:"Fishing" is not allowed. by Darth_Foo · · Score: 5, Informative

      IAAL . . . (although I'm probably not licensed in your jurisdiction) ;-) You can discover ANYTHING which is admissible or REASONABLY CALCULATED TO LEAD TO ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE, subject to only a few areas privileged agaist discovery (e.g., attorney-client communications). That means that "fishing" IS de facto allowed, subject to the rules of evidence (which are pretty damned liberal). In complicated cases it often comes down to exactly what is going on here: the trial court judge is asked to rule on what is and is not to be handed over. The Coke Formula analogy above is not a good one because courts can (and often do) allow discovery of trade secrets but subject them to protective orders limiting who has access to the material, how it is to be distributed and copies, how it is to be handled (returned or destroyed, usually) after the litigation, etc.

  42. ahem what about Novell and etc by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    the SCO Group is not the dragon of evil here folks.. rmember the infrastructure behind them..

    such as former foudners of Novell and such..

    if we want to make sure that this issue does not rise up again in the next 24 months we need to bring Canapoy and MS to the proceedings..

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    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  43. Scorched earth! by zapp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    slightly offtopic I know... but I imaginet he title must have got a few of you thinkin how you could get ahold of scorched earth again...

    I enjoy Scorched3D, a pretty good 3D remake of the game

    And the orignal Scorched Earth.

    Remember, No Kibitzing!!

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    no comment
  44. You forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    6) ... ?
    7) Profit!

  45. Nice to have the pundits back you... by i_r_sensitive · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "We believe that the "progress of science" is best advanced by vigorously protecting the right of authors and inventors to earn a profit from their work." We should all believe that the "progress of science" is best advanced when "Authors" have the right to do with their property whatever it is they want to do -- consistent with the law, and so long as the property right is properly balanced. And we should all believe that the "progress of science" is best advanced when that right is "vigorously protect[ed]". But the owners of GPL'd software are doing no more than exercising this right, just as Microsoft would exercise its right. They are profiting from the right to choose the terms under which they release their software, and the terms they have chosen also have a great benefit to other software innovation. They exercise their property right; they and we benefit. But if we are to protect that property right "vigorously," then we should take steps to protect property owners from baseless lawsuits against their right to use their property as they wish. So when it comes to the matter of sanctions against the lawyers in this case, the judge might well want to consider how important it is that the property right of copyright owners be "vigorously" defended.
    Thank you, that's what grabbed my eye out of the whole thing too, hard to project yourself as the champion of authors and inventors rights when your vision of success would force those people to give up their rights in order to realize the work.

    SCO idea of authors and inventors rights is that they have the right to sell them to SCO, or Microsoft, or some other company which is going to require the author to assign in perpetuity any rights they had to their work.

    Darl and SCO repeatedly try to paint themselves as progressive, which certainly is not the case. In point of fact, what SCO seeks is a return to serfdom. During Feudal times serf's were treated as chattel, property tied to more property. They would routinely be transferred along with the property they lived on. Darl would like nothing better than a return to those days, and in fact has staked his company livelihood (and possibly his freedom) on attaining that goal. Except the new serf's are programmers, and the land they are tied to is the code, particularly the plot of code which is the Viscounty of Unix.

    --
    "Talk minus action equals nothing" - Joey Shithead, D.O.A.
    "Talk minus action equals /." -
  46. Gradually??????? by TrekCycling · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They are destroying the US at rapid pace. 2 decades ago we had a thriving manufacturing and high-tech economy. That disappeared and you were given the choice of Wal-Mart or high-tech. Some of us chose high tech. That bottomed out and now if you're unemployed because your job got shipped to India you can't even right GPL software without fear of lawsuit from some jackass like Darl McBride. I would say CEOs are destroying this country at rapid pace.

  47. Anything you say can, and will, be used. by khasim · · Score: 1

    This does serve some useful function. Take groklaw for instance. PJ does some extremely detailed analysis of both their public statements and their legal filings.

    This is helped by the contribution of the experts that read her site. That is how the code that leaked out was so quickly identified along with the various circumstances under which it was released.

    IBM can use this information to ask the judge to toss out SCO's case. This saves IBM some time and gives IBM hours of expert research and approaches that the IBM legal team might not otherwise have thought of.

    If this case goes to trial, IBM can use the same material to tear apart SCO's case.

    Also, Red Hat can use this material in its case against SCO.

  48. Darl "John Birch" McBride by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Darl McBride is effectively arguing that the US Constitution requires property owners to make a profit on their property, so sharing property is unamerican, and illegal. Ironically, when he trades his SCO shares to his lawyers at the height of his SCO vs. GPL hysteria, he will be cheating them, or their victims down the line, of any profit from a company that has destroyed all its goodwill, and much of its viable intellectual property. Hopefully McBride is investing his scambucks in a bunker in the Utah mountains, where he can be safe from the rising tide of sharers who understand the "network effect" of economics, where intellectual property value increases when it's more widely distributed.

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  49. Re:Far-reaching implications. by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

    We'll have big eyes and look cool?

  50. HAHAHAHAHA by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

    Mod this up. This is the best Soviet Russia reference in a long time. Not overt, very clever. Two thumbs up.

  51. Re:Far-reaching implications. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insightful indeed. Really moderators, did you even -look- at the link?

  52. I Like Linus's Reply by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
    "If Darl McBride was in charge, he'd probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution."
    -- Linus Torvalds
    --
    Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
  53. The i's Have It by tds67 · · Score: 1
    From the groklaw site:

    [1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.

    Crap! No wonder my programming sucks--I've been using ones all this time!!!

  54. There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by siskbc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Look, all SCO wants is the AIX and DYNIX source code. Oh, also linux. And I forgot Unix. That's right, and they want every version. What's that? Every nightly CVS update too? OK. Also, they would like IBM to print the source for each of these out, and highlight with a yellow pen the parts they stole. Also, if they'd just circle those parts with a red pen, and write the words "We stole this," that'd be greeeeeaaat.

    And they should just, ah, hand that in with the TPS reports.

    What's unreasonable about that?

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    1. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by KDan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think they should print all that out, and then dump it all on top of Darl McBride from a giant cargo plane (might need a flying oil tanker for so much content, though...). That'd teach him.

      Daniel

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    2. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by SiaFhir · · Score: 1

      Oh oh and I almost forgot. If they could print out all their webpages and fax them to SCO, that would be terrific, m'kay? Yeeaaah.

    3. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes me wonder if he ever did his own homework in school?

    4. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      would like the rest of the internet printed out as well?? bush would like to drill in alaska, and there are to many trees in the way

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    5. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by dfung · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hilarious!

      Hey, I think IBM should give it to them. SCO does have a 9-track tape reader set up, right? No? Well, IBM will gladly send the source over on floppies. 5-1/4" ones. :-)

    6. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many trees in ANWAR? Spoken like somebody who's never seen it!

    7. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The request is not unreasonable. They simply want the information, not IBM's interpretation of it. You losers are so biased it's pathetic.

    8. Re:There's nothing wrong with SCO's request. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The request is not unreasonable. They simply want the information, not IBM's interpretation of it. You losers are so biased it's pathetic.

      Come on, you can troll better than that. If you're not trolling but just retarded, read the actual submission from SCO in which they really do ask for virtually every program IBM's been involved with for the last 5 years.

      As for narrowing things down, they never have told IBM what they want, other than "everything." If that doesn't say "Make our case for us," I don't know what does.

  55. The Glaring Flaw in Darl's GPL argument by Schlemphfer · · Score: 5, Informative
    I suffered through reading Darl's open letter last night, and I just read Lessig's response. A few observations:

    In my experience, when somebody has a strong argument about why they have been wronged, the argument is fairly easy to make and usually reads clearly and with a logical flow. But since SCO won't put up or shut up regarding the allegedly pilfered code (and what little they put up was thoroughly debunked) -- Darl is stuck making this hard-to-follow argument about why his company's business practices are what the Founding Fathers fantasized about when writing the constitution.

    So instead of getting clear and convincing evidence that SCO's code was stolen, we get this poorly written argument that the GPL is immoral and illegal.

    Let me make a comment on the GPL that Lessig hasn't made, and that I think gets to the heart of why Darl's arguments are pathetic.

    I think Darl would have a great case that the GPL is illegal if the terms of the GPL license conferred greater privileges to the software developer than do licenses that come with store-bought proprietary software. But the fact is that, under the GPL, the developer is voluntarily surrendering some of the rights he would gain under normal copyright. And he's not claiming any other rights beyond what's normally handed out under the copyright law.

    This is where Darl's anti-GPL argument breaks down. He's given no convincing explanation why a software developer can't voluntarily surrender some, but not all, of the rights gained by copyright.

    Frankly, the only reason everybody's not tearing gaping holes in Darl's open letter is that it's so poorly written that it's hard to know what the hell he's talking about.

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    1. Re:The Glaring Flaw in Darl's GPL argument by OverclockedMind · · Score: 1

      The GPL is unconstitutional right? Then so is Democracy! The people pretty much decide alot in a democracy, and everyone in a democratic country uses the democracy...so since one entitiy doesnt own it, isnt it against our constitution? Ever volunteer at a state park? Those are unconstitutional too! Many people contribute free time and volunteer at places that many other people use freely, so it must be constitutional since noone is reaping huge profits!

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    2. Re:The Glaring Flaw in Darl's GPL argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't let McBride read this... I think if somebody actually made this argument in public debate, it would set off some sort of philosophical chain-reaction that could only result in somebody being run over by a herd of zebras.

    3. Re:The Glaring Flaw in Darl's GPL argument by graybeard · · Score: 1
      But the fact is that, under the GPL, the developer is voluntarily surrendering some of the rights he would gain under normal copyright.

      The essential rights conferred by copyright law are:
      1) the owner can make a copy, and
      2) the owner can stop others from making a copy.

      GPL preserves both. So which rights are surrendered?

    4. Re:The Glaring Flaw in Darl's GPL argument by condosolon · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has been making the arguement that GPL is 'viral', that your property rights will be involuntarily surrendered if your code is inadvertently mixed with GPL code. IF SCO is successful in the above arguement, look out GPL.

    5. Re:The Glaring Flaw in Darl's GPL argument by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      Under the GPL, the developer is voluntarily surrendering some of the rights he would gain under normal copyright

      I don't think this is true at all. The developer is voluntarily granting a license to the world at large. She isn't surrendering anything at all. Without that license, the world has no rights whatsoever to the developer's work.

      -- Brian

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  56. insanity plea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is there the chance that poor Darl could use the insanity plea, as he has made less and less sense as time has gone on? You can't just shoot the insane, you have to let them fend for themselves on the streets. Ronald Reagan wanted it that way.

    1. Re:insanity plea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only because his liberal predicesor made it illegal to keep nutjobs against their will in asylums (oh my, it infringes on their civil rights!).

  57. How can IBM provide what SCO is requesting? by daviddennis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I write software, I certainly don't save every version of every program I've ever written. And I delete old backups on a continuous basis to save disk space.

    So there's no way in the world I could even comply with such a request, since the information just isn't there.

    IBM might well save every daily backup tape because they're so huge they can afford to without breaking a sweat. Maybe they should just dump every single tape for every single version of every operating system they have, and let SCI sort it out.

    But I'm curious about the interim versions, since I would think that it would not be a copyright violation unless the code was in the distributed version ... would it?

    D

    1. Re:How can IBM provide what SCO is requesting? by kiolbasa · · Score: 1

      I'm sure they have a central source repository, like CVS, which means they do have a way to reconstruct any version of any file in the project. I know that I usually check in every file I modified that day that at least compiles without breaking, even on projects where I am the only coder.

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    2. Re:How can IBM provide what SCO is requesting? by multimed · · Score: 1
      But I'm curious about the interim versions, since I would think that it would not be a copyright violation unless the code was in the distributed version ... would it?

      Based on the Berne convention, copyright is granted upon creation, not distribution. At least for anything after April 1, 1989. Prior to that, I'm not entirely sure. INAL.

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    3. Re:How can IBM provide what SCO is requesting? by greed · · Score: 1

      Last time I looked (1999) IBM was still running their in-house product, CMVC/6000, to manage the AIX source code. Checking the revision strings on the AIX 5.2 system headers, they still are. (Despite CMVC having been discontinued for about 5 years now.)

      You want the source for a rev. of AIX, they've got it. I would be extremely surprised if there was any trouble fetching AIX v1 (for PS/2) or v2 (for RT/PC).

      Keeping source code history is so small an amount of data, there's no reason not to. Where I work now, the daily builds and packaging images sit on a terabyte-and-a-half array. The entire CVS server fits on a single 18 GB drive, and it's only half full--and that's at least 7 years of history.

    4. Re:How can IBM provide what SCO is requesting? by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      It's possible actually... Think of version control. CVS, SVN, or even RCS - these should all retain the full history of a file for as long as it was in the repository.

      And the best part is - there's no duplication of files. The history tracks changes, like diffs, rather than whole copies.

  58. more Caldera logo bitching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, why the Caldera logo for SCO stories? This site is so 1999.

    1. Re:more Caldera logo bitching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about replacing it with a big finger flipping you off?

  59. 11000 resellers? by Frodo420024 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I did a little math. With 11,000 resellers, a revenue of $22 million a quarter, each reseller on average does a mere $2000 worth of SCO sales each quarter. $8000 a year! They're tiny!

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  60. Lawrence Lessig's reply by zymano · · Score: 1

    Was one of the best things I have ever read on this FRAUD of a case.

  61. Aaarrgg!!! (Plug for Trajectory Zone) by Midnight+Ryder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Must... resist... urge....

    Damnit, I knew I couldn't resist! Keep your eye on a game called Trajectory Zone. Beta 3 (it's a closed beta, sorry - but you can contact the author for beta signup information) The screenshots only show some of the environments, but you can also see some of the cool random level generation toys and the toys for modders (Trajectory Zone has an IDE in it. Not exactly normal for a game... :-) Or you can take a look here at another couple o' screenshots, including how particle based nuclear explosions look in the game.

    However, this isn't just Scorched Earth in 3D. It's got the classic turn based play if you want, or a new simultaneous fire resolution mode (everyone locks in a shot, and they all fire at once), or you can get nasty with it and play the realtime versions of the game. There's just.... LOTS of cool stuff in there. And of course, it's going to be available for Windows, Linux, and Mac OSX.

    Sorry - couldn't help but plug the game. I'm the owner of Midnight Ryder Technologies (the company doing Trajectory Zone), and plugging the game is just one of those things that's almost reflex these days :-)

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  62. The Profit Motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, I guess Microsoft would have to back-bill everyone that used Internet Explorer: I mean, according to McBride, since there was no profit made from that, it shouldn't have been allowed.

  63. Calling all software companies: Cordon Sanitaire! by brrrrrrt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A few years ago in Belgium, when the "Vlaams Blok" (Flemish extreme right wing party) was gaining a lot of momentum, the established parties agreed to a "cordon sanitaire" (cord of cleanliness) around that party.

    They agreed no one would cooperate with the Vlaams Blok to form a government, however profitable it might have been for each of them (practically or power-wise) separately.

    With this "gentleman's agreement" they managed to keep the Vlaams Blok out of government. The agreement only worked on the basis of all partakers abiding by the agreement.

    I hope the big software/consultancy companies out there will make up some sort of similar agreement between them, that no one will buy SCO whatever happens.
    Let them perish in shame, let the shareholders and management lose all their money. That'll teach them.

  64. Does anyone other than me.... by geomon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    feel that PJ would be an asset to any law firm? Who did Boies hire? The C- paralegal?

    Just another example of open source producing world-class professionals.

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    1. Re:Does anyone other than me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I personally think that it'd be nice if someone noticed her quality work and helped her become a full-fleged lawyer (perhaps one specializing in copyright law? :)

      OTOH, she already is a practicing paralegal, I should hope that her firm would recognize the value of her work after this...

      She'd make a very good journalist, for that matter--she clearly does her research.

  65. Judge is from my home town by AssClown2520 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found it interesting to note that the judge listed on the case is a guy I know from my home town. He is an honest and straightforward guy. The down side is he has similar roots to Mcbride, both Mormon and growing up in a farming community/environment. On a side note, it always cracks me up how many people post to every SCO story with "not again." You know there are alot of things that don't interest me on Slashdot, I just don't read them. We're all different folks, get over it. Don't bother posting if you don't care about the story!

  66. Suggestions for Moderators by s20451 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been a member for a long time, and the content seems to be degenerating into a groupthink zealot factory with its own set of dogmas and censors.

    Memo to moderators: Please stop moderating the same tired, old SCO-bashing posts or conspiracy theories as insightful or interesting, because they are neither. (I agree with the parent.)

    In particular, do not promote any post whose content is basically "Darl is going to jail", because these posts are wrong. No SCO executive will do jail time, because it is not illegal to be a jerk. If you need further evidence that nobody is going to jail, consider that David Boies is now up to his neck in SCO. He may tiptoe on the fine edge of what is legal, but he's a smart enough lawyer not to go over.

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    1. Re:Suggestions for Moderators by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
      Memo to moderators: Please stop moderating the same tired, old SCO-bashing posts or conspiracy theories as insightful or interesting, because they are neither. (I agree with the parent.)

      Memo to those whom write memos to moderators:

      Don't. Stop attempting to control what people have to say.

      Recursion begins here.

      Whomever moderated the parent post...

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    2. Re:Suggestions for Moderators by RocketSHE · · Score: 1

      >In particular, do not promote any post whose content is basically "Darl is going to jail", because these posts are wrong.

      Right or wrong, they do serve their intended purpose - as an excuse to post those violent (and sometimes very explicit) prison fanatasies that we have all come to love so much on Slashdot.

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  67. Groklaw hungry. by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    Groklaw want club to smash and bash bad creature. Groklaw angry!

    Grok!

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  68. I thought you were joking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, your're not... it is really here

  69. IBM's countersuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCO's request is most likely for discovery under the IBM vs SCO countersuit. SCO gets the info for that suit and uses it in the original SCO vs IBM.

    SCO's entire case can be summed up with one phrase used from "Mr. Deeds": "Oh, you have got to be shittin' me! ", uttered by Wynona Ryder's charactor upon seeing the sign for Winchestertonfieldville, Iowa.

  70. SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one by gray_eminence · · Score: 1

    Has anyone been watching (or ever watched) Survivor? It's always the quiet one who becomes so dangerous. Keeping an eye on SCO is like driving by an accident where you just can't be bothered to watch, but you can't turn away. So what is Microsoft up to during all of this? They are quietly trying to licence their new "open" (closed) office formats etc.

    I've never hated Microsoft, or gone out of my way to avoid them for some 'moral' reason, but being locked into their products is another thing altogether. How about a Groklaw-like site that acts as a watchdog over Uncle Bill. There is nothing like the first time your using Linux someone sends you a link to a Windows Media file... now what are you supposed to do with that?

    1. Re:SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one by buford_tannen · · Score: 1

      There is nothing like the first time your using Linux someone sends you a link to a Windows Media file... now what are you supposed to do with that?

      Reply back with a link to goatse (or some other nice little site)? That's what I do... and it seems to work well. People don't send me many .wm? files anymore.

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    2. Re:SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one by timerider · · Score: 1
      There is nothing like the first time your using Linux someone sends you a link to a Windows Media file... now what are you supposed to do with that?

      open and play it in MPlayer?

      bye,
      [L]

    3. Re:SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one by jvollmer · · Score: 1
      There is nothing like the first time your using Linux someone sends you a link to a Windows Media file... now what are you supposed to do with that?

      Use MPlayer

      If it's not Consolidated Lint, it's just fuzz.

    4. Re:SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      There is this site lamlaw.com run by Lewis A. Mettler, who has been covering the antitrust-actions against Microsoft as well as occasional more recent peeks at Microsoft and SCO's doings and dealings.

      It is not anywhere near as active as Groklaw however.

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    5. Re:SCO Survivor -- beware the quiet one by Eric+Green · · Score: 1

      Be aware that L.A.M. is a notorious net.flake and thus you have to be careful what you take away from his rantings.

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  71. Re:Lessig Misquoting McBride? Huh? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Informative

    The below is a cut n paste from the letter.

    [t]o promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts,open-source advocates argue against copyright and patent laws, and whatever measures they take to by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.

    Propaganda in additioned to flawed logic often resorts to poor writing style. Since the intent is to mislead and lie, paragraphs and sentences are constructed to misguide the reader with assertions that implied but false.

  72. "violating the constitution" vs "unconstitutional" by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO-Darl's letter literally says "SCO asserts that the GPL, under which Linux is distributed, violates the United States Constitution", but then Lessig says "Finally, notice what McBride doesn't say. He does not say that the GPL is unconstitutional." So what's the difference? Is there some subtle legal distinction between "violates the constitution" and "is unconstitutional"?

  73. Re:Lessig Misquoting McBride? Huh? by joostje · · Score: 3, Informative
    Lessig quotes newsforge as the source, and there indeed the "open source advocates" do apear in the quote. So this is eighter an error of newsforge, or, SCO goofed up, but later corrects the mistake. And newsforge copies SCO's text just before SCO corrects the error.

    But you are right, on SCO's site the "open source advocates" do not apear.

  74. One question by KoolDude · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Darl's open letter claims that GPL and Free Software Foundation are hurting their Pure Software business model. On the other hand, many companies, including IBM and RedHat are making profit using GPL and Free Software. Why would any judge invalidate GPL and hurt corporations that adapt their strategies to changing markets just to satisfy corporations like SCO who base their business on outdated models ?

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  75. How to block SCO stories by doublem · · Score: 1

    Log into your /. account

    Click on your username

    Click on "Preferences"

    Click on "homepage"

    Under "Topics" click "Caldera"

    Clicks "Save"

    No more SCO links!

    I really don't see why epoeple keep complaining about what categories and authors keep getting posted. You can block them if you want. Don't like SCO/Caldera stories, block them!

    And this is with the FREE login to boot.

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    1. Re:How to block SCO stories by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Exactly I have done this and I havent seen SCO Stories in Months. It is real nice to never get SCO stories.

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    2. Re:How to block SCO stories by doublem · · Score: 1

      Well, I just blocked it today. The parent post I first replied to convinced me that my blood pressure will fare better if I just stop reading the contstant updates about SCO.

      It's a bunch of litigation happy jerks who can't make money any other way. I'll check in now and then, but I won;t care until the case really does go to court or SCO reveals it's "evidence."

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    3. Re:How to block SCO stories by RocketSHE · · Score: 1

      Good one! If you really did that, what are you doing here on this page? You had me there for a second.

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  76. SearchKing by siskbc · · Score: 1
    I would imagine source code is esentially a trade secret. A competitor has asked IBM to hand over their trade secrets, because they may have copied theirs. Doesn't seem right to me. If SCO cannot provide some other proof that copying has occurred - for instance, evidence from an IBM employee - then I don't think they should be allowed to see IBMs trade secrets.

    Reminiscent of SearchKing v Google, and they didn't get the PageRank code. There are standards with regard to whether you need that specific info to prove your case, which is obviously weighed against how damaging that info would be.

    Clearly, SCO isn't even close. You can't just request the whole damned OS source code. That's retarded.

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    1. Re:SearchKing by F34nor · · Score: 1

      "You can't just request the whole damned OS source code."

      Ahhh but you can! Its Open Source!

    2. Re:SearchKing by siskbc · · Score: 1
      "You can't just request the whole damned OS source code."

      Linux, yes. Everything IBM does, including but not limited to unix etc, no.

      Also, as far as linux goes, that was IBM's response in the article - it's OpenSource, go get it. SCO, however, wants *every* version, not limited to distribution, but including, I presume, CVS commits. And that's just retarded. No way that's reasonable - hell, I wonder if they even have every nightly CVS for every project they've ever done, because that's what SCO wants.

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  77. SCO's noncompliance started this! by TrentC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    However, the rules are the same for both parties and even though SCO is the "Bad Guy" here, don't forget IBM can do the same if SCO fails to comply with THEIR discovery requests.

    "If" they fail to comply? SCO filed their Motion to Compel after IBM filed theirs.

    IBM is annoyed because, among other things, IBM requested SCO's source code and a description showing what files and parts of files have been copied, in a form making it amenable for searching. SCO responded by printing out large chunks of Linux source code files and effectively said "it's in there, somewhere". (And then had the gall to complain about how much it cost them to print out that code!)

    SCO filed their Motion to Compel Discovery in response and are basically saying "Well, we can't know for sure what infringement has occurred until we see the code from IBM."

    On one hand, SCO claims in the media to have solid evidence of "line-by-line copying" of "millions of lines" of code, that discovery is progressing along and they're preparing to sue Linux end customers and bill Linux users, making them sound like an unstoppable legal juggernaut (and sending their stock price through the roof).

    On the other hand, in the courtroom, they hang their head and say "we're not sure what all has been done to poor poor us", they whine about having to conduct three lawsuits at once -- their suit against IBM, IBM's countersuit, and Red Hat's suit -- and try to play one case off on the other and file delay after delay in all three cases, stalling for as much time as possible before they have to admit that, they have no case, no proof ,and no claim.

    Groklaw is an amazing read. PJ is smart, she's thorough, and has a great body of volunteers helping her with research into SCO's claims, transcribing legal documents, and tracking down old emails and newsgroup postings. Comparing what SCO says in the media to what they say in court, it's obvious that Darl McBride has a reality-distortion field that makes Steve Jobs' look like a weak soap bubble.

    Jay (=

    1. Re:SCO's noncompliance started this! by jcknox · · Score: 1

      Maybe IBM should take alesson from SCO. They could print of out 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 lines of code that never made it into anything marketable (or maybe just a bunch of old COBOL) and say "you're as likely to find problems in here as anywhere. Be sure to keep all of this confidential. Some of it is trade-secret."

      Have fun SCO. Rent a building. Hire some security guards. You might finish reading the first 100,000 pages by the time you run out of money.

    2. Re:SCO's noncompliance started this! by soft_guy · · Score: 2

      it's obvious that Darl McBride has a reality-distortion field [catb.org] that makes Steve Jobs' look like a weak soap bubble.

      The difference is that Steve Jobs actually makes people believe what he says. No one believes Darl. At this point if he says the sky is blue, I'm going to have to double check him on that.

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  78. Same rules for everyone . . . by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When I was young, it was the plaintiff who was responsible for preparing enough evidence to present to the court, but in Darl's world, with army of lawyers who will be given 20% of the proceeds from the settlement or of 'a sale of SCO during the pendancy of litigation', apparently rules are different.

    Nothing here to see, move along. Seriously, let's get hysterical about the real stuff in this suit, OK?

    In the United States, both parties to a civil action are permitted to "obtain discovery regarding any matter, not privileged, that is relevant to the claim or defense of any party." Fed. R. Civ. P. Rule 26(b). Matter is subject to discovery if it is itself evidence or appears reasonably calculated to lead to the discovery of admissible evidence.

    To that end, parties may propund interrogatories (questions requiring written answers signed under oath), depositions, requests for documents and things, inspections of property and testing, and requests for admission. While there are limits to what can be obtained, pretty much everything relevant and not privileged is discoverable, even when it is incredibly expensive and burdensome to produce.

    If a party doesn't produce it, the court may compel production by judicial order on pain of contempt or worse --the court may award sanctions and penalties, and ultimately can award sanctions that can go to the merits of the case, dismissing or awarding judgment for failure to comply.

    It is and always has been the rule that a plaintiff is permitted to use discovery to compel production of smoking guns and killer evidence, even where the plaintiff (and particularly because the plaintiff) bears the burden of proof. That, by the way, is how Boies nailed Microsoft -- but for the expedient of discovery, the government probably would not have won its antitrust case.

    Discovery disputes of this kind are routine in big ticket litigation. Nothing here to see, move along.

    1. Re:Same rules for everyone . . . by {tele}machus_*1 · · Score: 1

      To expand on this post: the purpose of the discovery system is to force some fairness into litigation. The modern discovery system (i.e., the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure--the rules that govern how a case proceeds in federal court) derives from a basic principle: the best place to get evidence is directly from the original source. This principle is especially appropriate and useful in business litigation where nearly all the evidence about what happened is most likely to be found within a company's internal records. Think about it this way, IBM doesn't invite outsiders into its board meetings. IBM's decisions are made behind closed doors. So the only people who know how or why those decisions are made are the people involved. If SCO can't get the evidence directly from those people at IBM, SCO can't build a case (nevermind the fact that many people believe that SCO can't build a case anyway; SCO still has the right to try).

  79. Promoting progress by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    The very existence of the SCO case undermines Darl's argument that the GPL inhibits progress. It that were true, then Linux would not have progressed enough to be a bother to SCO. Oddly it seems that the GPL promotes progress better than SCO's model, since Linux is a superior product developed in less time. By that I mean absolute time rather than developer hours.

    In any case Linux promotes progress (its own and that of other software projects) very nicely. Now if only the GUI would progress as fast as the Mac OS X GUI has in recent years.

  80. McBride vs. Lessig... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

    ...seriously, how cool would that be? A live webcasted (or even televised) debate between these two men on the "relative merits of copyright, copyleft, GPL etc.", McBride would come out looking like a fool who doesn't know the first thing about what he was prattling on about (for a change), shareholders would panic, stock would plumit and maybe this whole debacle could start drawing to a close.

    Of course, thats the very reason its not going to happen *sigh*.

    --
    I am NaN
  81. xbill update required by RichMan · · Score: 1

    Way off topic but how could that wonderful game
    xbill be updated to include Darl and company.

    a) Just replace the Bill icon with Darl and the windows icon with UnixWare
    b) as a) with more blood
    c) add Darl who will "bless" systems. Blessed systems cannot be taken over by Bill but the presence of "blessed" systems result in a decrease in score.

  82. Like Bugs Bunny said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a maroon!

  83. You better believe they can't rely on the 5th! by werdna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Relying on the 5th in a civil action is certainly permissible: no person is required under any process of law to give testimony that may incriminate him. Incrimination in this sense, however, only means that you would be subject to a criminal prosecution, and not that you would be subject to liability.

    Sometimes, a defendant faces both -- a civil action may seek damages for conduct that, in fact, is criminal. A defendant could, at least in theory, refuse to answer a question on fifth amendment grounds to avoid making an admission that would send him to jail. That is his constitutional right.

    But it would be a very bad thing to do in a civil action. if you take the fifth on an ultimate question, the judge may determine as a matter of law that your answer would have been the least favorable to you, and may so instruct the jury. When people start taking the fifth in a civil action, you just won the case -- not only rhetorically, because juries will always slam-dunk you, but legally as well -- depending upon the question not answered, you might be entitled to near-immediate summary judgment or a directed verdict. You just keep asking questions going to ultimate questions, and they either answer or they don't. either way, you win.

  84. You are so mistaken . . . by werdna · · Score: 3, Insightful

    this is routine discovery in a civil action. IBM is not accused by the government of a crime, for which the fifth amendment applies. Even if it were, the plaintiff would still be entitled, either to the discovery, or a directed verdict in his favor.

    1. Re:You are so mistaken . . . by Aneurysm9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's good to see that some people around here actually do have a clue as to how lawsuits work. Both parties in a civil suit are entitled to very broad discovery under the FRCP. It's also instructive to remember that IBM has made several affirmative defenses and counterclaims, on which they bear the burdens of production and persuasion, placing them in the same position as a plaintiff in a simple suit. That said, SCO would only be entitled to a directed verdict on IBM's counterclaims were IBM to not provide discovery. IBM has no burden with respect to SCO's claims until SCO has met their burden of production and presented a prima facie case. That's why it's called a burden, IBM doesn't have to do a damn thing until the burden is met and they can still win.

      --
      There was Cowboy Neal at the wheel of a bus to never-ever land.
  85. USA is not the World by Aurajoki · · Score: 1

    In the USA there live about 260 million inhabitants. In EU there are 370 millions. The law of the World is not the law of USA, sorry folks. You are there in USA minority because the population of the World is over 6 billion. In fact, we are not very interesting about the law and patents valid in USA. GLP is worlwide not USA wide, fortunately.

    1. Re:USA is not the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come on....stop kidding yourself.

  86. Horse poop isn't that bad. by whittrash · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pig shit stinks more, the stench sticks to your skin - truly nasty! Perhaps you may want to consider 'liquified' manure as well. This can be brought next to their building and be pumped in through any opening at high pressure. The poultry shit is truly nasty, with a high enough ammonia content to make your eyes water. Horse and cow shit are not that bad and don't stink long, go for the nasty stuff, pig, poultry and dog shit. properly applied, some of this shit can actually kill a man.

    1. Re:Horse poop isn't that bad. by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      The ultimate in shit technology is concentrated bat guano. You cannot visit a bat dwelling for any extended length of time without some sort of protection or you will die.

      --
      ymmv
    2. Re:Horse poop isn't that bad. by Max+von+H. · · Score: 1

      The ultimate in shit technology is concentrated bat guano. You cannot visit a bat dwelling for any extended length of time without some sort of protection or you will die.

      Holy shit!

      Got an URL? There's that particular PHB asking around for unusual holiday destinations...

      --
      -- It's always darker before it goes pitch black.
    3. Re:Horse poop isn't that bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow...you really know your shit! ;)

    4. Re:Horse poop isn't that bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask Google. It appears not to be the bat shit itself, but a fungus that likes bat shit as well as making itself at home in your lungs.

  87. SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCOld
    SCOrch
    SCOurge
    SCOut
    SCOop

    -- Add more

  88. Dear Mr. McBride, by josquin9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I sometimes get the U.S. Constitution mixed up with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition myself.

    When I'm having this difficulty, I find it helpfule to ask myself, "What would Quark do?"

    Sincerely,
    Someone who remembers when there was a company called SCO whose business model included developing useful products

  89. That actually happened by werdna · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all, its no big deal as to trade secrets. The court can enter a protective order, and in cases between competitors, can require that the discovery be "for attorney eyes only," not to be sent to the clients. Clients don't get them either, because lawyers who unlawfully disclose such matter not only lose their ticket to practice, but virtually every penny they have in the underlying civil action.

    Any right to use the secret at trial is within the Court's subsequent discretion. Trade secrecy is NOT a device for avoiding civil liability.

    In the case of super trade secrets, Coca Cola's secret recipe as an example, the company has a choice: they can comply with a motion to compel or they can risk contempt, which means that a bunch of corporate people will spend some time in jail, and the company will probably face summary judgment against them in the civil action. This has, in fact, happened.

  90. We need a gag order on SCO! by whittrash · · Score: 1

    They shouldn't be able to talk about this case. They should be barred from making any claims against end users too until this is settled.

  91. I thought I saw some sense, but guess not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reading some summary somewhere mentioned the (almost buried) point of IBM's work being a derivative work which SCO then felt it had rights to. With that in mind, I can almost understand the reply's SCO is giving to IBM. They claim that AIX, etc. is a derivative work and that code from it (which SCO does not have) has ended up in Linux. So, they need IBM's code for comparison. Almost makes sense...except they keep dragging LINUX itself into it and attacking the GPL and threatening people completely outside the case. That, and the other claims they are making against IBM is just not logical. Have they made enough comments yet to open themselves up for libel suites yet?? Please?

  92. In other news... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In other news, Michael Jackson filed with the California Supreme Court, requesting that his persecutor find evidence of innocience. News at 11.

    --
    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  93. Sue SCO under DMCA by RealProgrammer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    In SCO's motion, they say:
    by receiving all versions and iterations of AIX and Dynix, SCO will have evidence of IBM's development of Linux in violation of its contractual and legal obligations.

    In other words, SCO believes it owns AIX and Dynix, and that IBM used SCO's AIX and Dynix code to improve Linux.

    On the other hand, SCO is or has been distributing software that was released under the GPL and BSD licences. They have voided their right to do so. They have allowed software released under BSD and almost certainly GPL licenses to be inserted into their Unix variant.

    Under the DMCA and CA76, the FSF and UC can demand that they stop distribution of any Unix-like operating system until all GPL/BSD code is removed.

    Suing SCO for violation of the Copyright Act might not be successful in court, but it could be. Even if the suit were to fail (or more likely, SCO go under before a trial), the publicity of such a suit would make it obvious that Open Source adherents are not anti-copyright. We just prefer a different EULA.

    What's really wrong with SCO's position? I agree with Lessig:

    In SCO's open letter [slashdot.org], they say:

    ... "copyright law celebrates the profit motive, recognizing that the incentive to profit from the exploitation of copyrights will redound to the public benefit by resulting in the proliferation of knowledge.... The profit motive is the engine that ensures the progress of science."...

    Their argument is that the profit motive is what is important about copyrights. According to SCO, the intent of the author and his right to control the distribution of his work are a secondary side effect of the profit motive and our economy's need for him to profit from his work.

    That twisted paradigm underpins SCO's business plan, their market strategy, and their case against IBM.

    I believe it's time to sue SCO, in order to make clear that it's the author's right to control his work and who profits from it that matters, and not just his right to profit.

    --
    sigs, as if you care.
    1. Re:Sue SCO under DMCA by KrispyKringle · · Score: 1

      Can the UC demand BSD licensed code be removed? If I'm not mistaken, the point of the BSD license is that you can change the license of code you take away from it and commercialize it. So if that's all SCO has done, they have not violated the license in any way.

  94. This is nonsensical by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    IANAL ... but since corporations have been ruled to be individuals in some sense, wouldn't the Fifth Amendment come into play here? I.e., at your murder trial, the prosecution cannot force you to take the stand and testify against yourself. Similarly, I don't see how SCO can force IBM to make a case against themselves.

  95. Bodyguards by nuggz · · Score: 1

    Of course he challenged someone to a fight, he has bodyguards now.

  96. I am biding for the assets of SCO by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    I am bidding 1 penny for SCO Group's assets..do u think I will get a reply back from McBride?

    --
    Don't Tread on OpenSource
  97. Really? by werdna · · Score: 1

    Want to bet on who wins?

    By the way, your document addresses a different Motion entirely, IBM's motion to compel discovery from SCO.

    1. Re:Really? by Dunark · · Score: 1

      Too late to bet: The magistrate judge mopped the floor with SCO, and now it really IS "put up or shut up".

  98. Surrendering rights by dorlthed · · Score: 1, Interesting

    By the common view of what a copyright should be and provide, yes, perhaps open-source developers are surrendering rights. However, the copyright law that allows people to keep their source code proprietary and sell it is the same law that allows people to DISALLOW proprietary use of their code as well.

    The GPL states that the licensed code may not be used unless the source code of that in which it is used is released. Acceptance of the license means that the person using the code is legally obligated, by copyright law, to release that source code. The real question should be whether or not it is legal, under copyright law, not only to deny the right to spread something freely, but also to deny the right to spread something for profit.

    By my personal opinion, a copyright is a copyright, and the holder of said copyright should be able to put whatever stipulations on the license that he or she pleases. However, I'm not a lawyer, and I have no idea on what the actual legality of such an idea is.

    I think that the more important fact is that even though this is the true crux of the problem, Mr. McBride is trying to obfuscate it in things like his letter, trying to portray the entire open-source community as somehow being inherently against U.S. copyright law. If you're going to put up that argument, Mr. McBride, first you'll have to show us that the GPL's unique use of copyright law is, in fact, not legal.

  99. Re:"violating the constitution" vs "unconstitution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Constitution governs laws, laws govern everything else. If a law violates another law, the older of the two laws is invalidated. If a law violates the constitution, the law itself is invalidated. If "something else" (in this case, the GPL, which is not a law) violates the Constitution, that doesn't mean anything, since it's goverened by the laws under the Constitution. It would have to be shown in violation of the LAW, not the Constitution.

    The same argument can be made about search-and-seizure. The Constitution prevents the government (either law enforcement doing it, or by Congress passing a bill that can be used by somebody in the government to do so) from comming into my house and taking my stuff. However, the Constitution doesn't stop my neighbor from breaking my window and taking my TV. The LAW applies in that case.

    If the GPL violates the Constitution, it means nothing. It has to violate a law to be overturned. It doesn't violate either, thoug, so McBride's just blowing smoke and hot air.

  100. not nitpicking but... by Karem+Lore · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Hey, SCO have dated their reply memorandum the 15th day of December 2003...Hmmm, it's the fifth today, so unless they have also invented a time machine, this is looney...Well, it is...next we'll see McBride hanging out with Bugs Bunny.

    Seriously though, is this just a mistake?

    --
    When all is said and done, nothing changes...
    1. Re:not nitpicking but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably won't be presented before the judge until the 15th or something.

    2. Re:not nitpicking but... by BigGerman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not inventing the time machine will not stop them from claiming they did later on ;-)

  101. I am truely confused. by eadint · · Score: 1

    OK so McBribe says the GPL is invalid, at this point if i wrote software that was published under the GPL i would sue SCO for violation of GPL and demand that it be removed from all SCO software, this would include existing distributions of SCO, when every companie that uses SCO software gets a letter that they have to remove apache samba and all of the other software that is under the GPL, do you think that SCO wil last verry long. so i guess my question is, if you are a developer and you have software that is GPL why arent you demanding that SCO cease to use your software and remove it from all existing distributions. if someone were attacking my work i would ceartainly do that.
    and finally where is the FSF and RMS why arent they pursuing these trackts. if this kind of blustering works for McDikhead, that why dont RMS and the FSF do the same thing.
    what if there was a post on the wall street jurnal saying that the FSF and RMS are going to sue SCO and demand that all GPL software be removed from from existing SCO instalations. wouldnt that put the nail in SCOX's coffin. after all McExtortionist is threataning to do the same thing.

  102. Darl does NOT deserve ANY respect -- or SEX by soloport · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nature has a way of dealing with this. The "cooperative" species are selected to survive. Sex is designed that way. Nature built the "idea" of cooperation into it. The Shakers* disavowed sex. Today, there are virtually no Shakers.

    Darl is a business masturbator.

    *a religious sect related to today's Quakers.

  103. read that, IBM? by siskbc · · Score: 1
    click that button. give her a holiday bonus, just enough to make it hurt you a tiny little bit. and let's see just how robust PayPal's servers are.

    IBM needs to send a donation with lots of zeros on it.

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:read that, IBM? by trick-knee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > IBM needs to send a donation with lots of zeros on it.

      pfff. don't forget this is IBM you're talking about. dang, if they did that, I might go out and buy a ThinkPad. (unless those are leading zeroes, of course....)

      anyway, Pamela & Co. are doing legal work for LINUX (not IBM) just like so many coders have done code work for linux (not IBM). GROKLAW is contributing to linux, not IBM, and that isn't lost on IBM: they aren't gonna pay for stuff given freely.

      at least, that's how I see it. anyway, if we, as an open source community, value coders' work for linux, then we should also value the work done in other areas that supports linux.

      I've sent money to a couple of .orgs for the binaries and source of stuff I use on linux, so I only think it proper to send Pamela some money for her help here.

    2. Re:read that, IBM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably backfire if Groklaw were openly funded by IBM ('See? IBM is paying for anti SCO propaganda sites').

      It's much better if it is mostly supported by the FOSS 'community'

  104. Lessig gets copyright power wrong by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
    As he rightly is argues, the Constitution requires that Congress only grant copyrights where those copyrights "promote the Progress of Science."

    Under Article I Section 8, Congress is enabled to issue copyrights and patents. It is not required to do so, and more than it is requires to grant letters of marque and reprisal.

    --
    Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
    You cannot wash away blood with blood
    1. Re:Lessig gets copyright power wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Lest ye forget - Congress has established rules for copyright, and the GPL follows them. Congress cannot take away someone's copyright once it has been granted - unless they change the law to allow congress (or their agency/agent) to do just that. The Linux and GPL copyrighted information would be grandfathered under the old rule, and congress' ability to take away somone's copyright would be challenged and overturned in federal court (quite easily too, I would imagine) based on the wording that IS included in the consitution.

      Bleeeaaaah!

  105. Re:Far-reaching implications. by FreeForm+Response · · Score: 1

    How the hell did a picture of a dismembered anime character strapped to a tin roof get modded "Insightful"??
    Ick. =(

  106. Advertisers, Take Note! by sethadam1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Want to reach the IT Community? Want to get to Linux users? Have an important message you simply must convey in serious terms to IS Professionals?

    We have the answer! The staff of ATTORNEY DAVIS BOIES will sue anyone - AND WE MEAN ANYONE! - to get your message across. Don't have a case? That's okay, we don't care! We expect to lose.

    Nothing will get your word out faster and with a more poigant stab than a lawsuit. We managed to get our three-quarter dead client SCO the front page of popular news site Slashdot over a hundred times this year alone!

    Here are some quotes from our clients:

    "We were just about to go under, so with the help of ATTORNEY DAVID BOIES, we went ahead and claimed ownship of the whole of UNIX! We probably won't win, but our stock is up thousands of percents!"
    -Chris Sontagg, unnamed tech company

    "I am a stupid monkey, but all up-to-date IT professionals know my name. Did I just say up to date? David, quick, patent that term so we can sue Red Hat!"
    -Darl McBride, professional Ass Hat

    You too can get the word out! Just call ATTORNEY DAVIS BOIES at 1-888-US-FRAUD!

  107. "They do not want to profit."? by jay_umd · · Score: 1
    They do not want to profit... They are focused on one solitary goal, and that is to destroy (or damage, to the greatest extent possible) Linux.

    Everyone wants to profit. There would not be so much capital flowing into SCO lately if SCO and it's investors didn't smell a profit. SCO knows there is a profit to be derived from the UNIX market- I think that they know that charging money will not destroy linux, just as it never destroyed paid unix distributions. While SCO's legal claims are questionable, I see no reason to doubt that it is being completely upfront about its economic goals- to derive profit from a popular, indeed, indispensable system that they were hoping nobody would be able to effectively stand up for in court.

  108. Lets see by eadint · · Score: 1

    McBribe
    McCrack
    Mcdickhead
    McMSwhore
    Darl McVader
    McExtortionist
    McFantasy island
    Mcliar

  109. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  110. Incredible Article by Lessig About the GPL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    IANAL, but Lawrence Lessig is. Here is the clearest easiest to understand explanation of the GPL and how it relates to US and EU copyright law (and SCO, and FUD, and the U.S. Constitution) that I have EVER read!

    I HIGHLY RECOMMEND that anyone with any interest or questions in what is going on with the SCO case, Linux, or the GPL read this article; it is that good

    Credit where credit is due - first seen referenced on Slashdot (somewhere) and link found on Groklaw (somewhere)

  111. Monty Python and the Ministry of Frivilous Lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is not my ownl reposted from Groklaw, but I thought it was worthy. Anon so no Karma whoring. Enjoy. Slightly modifi^H^H^H^H^H^Hmangled to prevent lame lameness filter bitching.

    Since I've seen a couple Monty Python quotes, here's a sketch retooled to fit
    SCO :) Hope you enjoy :)

    SCO's Verbal Argument

    (a judge takes his seat) Judge: Good Morning.
    SCO Lawyer: Good Morning, your honor! Judge: Ah, thank you.
    SCO Lawyer: What can I do for you, sir?
    Judge: Well, I called this hearing to hear your reasons why you are suing IBM. More specifically, to hear what kind of evidence you have against IBM.
    SCO Lawyer: Ah, evidence!
    Judge: In a nutshell, yes. So I thought to myself "a bit of verbal
    argument from SCO might do this case good and shed some light on what this is all about."
    SCO Lawyer: Come again? Judge: I want to know about the code.
    SCO Lawyer: Oh, I thought you were complaining about Mr. McBride's open letters!
    Judge: Oh, heaven forbid - I find those laced with humorous snippets of verbose prose!
    SCO Lawyer: Sorry? Judge: The letters are funny.
    SCO Lawyer: So he can go on typing then, can he?
    Judge: Most certainly! Now then, some evidence please, my good man.
    SCO Lawyer: Certainly, sir. What would you like?
    Judge: Well, eh, how about some SMP code violations?
    SCO Lawyer: I'm afraid we couldn't actually find any, sir.
    Judge: Oh, never mind, how about JFS?
    SCO Lawyer: I'm afraid we won't have that till after discovery from IBM.
    Judge: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout lawyer, let's see what you have
    about NUMA.
    SCO Lawyer: Ah! It's still waiting on someone to put it on a cd, we were
    expecting it this morning.
    Judge: It's not my lucky day, is it? Aah, RCU then? SCO Lawyer: Sorry, sir.
    Judge: Memory Allocation? SCO Lawyer: Normally, sir, yes. Today the courier's van broke down.
    Judge: Ah. USB? LPT ports drivers? Serial ports? SCO Lawyer: Sorry.
    Judge: Any evidence about IDE drivers? SCSI? SATA? SCO Lawyer: No.
    Judge: Floating point emulation? Video drivers? SCO Lawyer: No, no.
    Judge: Keyboard drivers? Vi, emacs, sendmail, x-windows, man pages, bash shell? SCO Lawyer: No.
    Judge: "Tux Racer", perhaps? SCO Lawyer: Ah! We have evidence for that, yessir.
    Judge: (suprised) You do! Excellent.
    SCO Lawyer: Yes sir. The media it's on tho, it's ...ah...it's a bit smudged
    up...
    Judge: Oh, I don't mind a bit of a reading challenge. SCO Lawyer: Well...It's very smudged, actually, sir.
    Judge: No matter. Fetch hither the evidence of IBM's wrong doing!
    SCO Lawyer: I ... think it's a bit more smudged than you'd like, sir.
    Judge: I don't care how ****ing smudged it is. Hand it over will all speed.
    SCO Lawyer: Ooooooooooohhhh...! Judge: What now?
    SCO Lawyer: The paralegal's eaten it. Judge: Has he.
    SCO Lawyer: She, sir. (Pause) Judge: Grep? Gzip?
    SCO Lawyer: No, no. Judge: You... do have some evidence, don't you?
    SCO Lawyer: (brightly) Of course, sir. It's a lawsuit, sir. We've got...
    Judge: No no... don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.
    SCO Lawyer: Fair enough.
    Judge: Uuuuuh, Gimp? SCO Lawyer: Yes?
    Judge: Ah, well, let's see the evidence on Gimp!
    SCO Lawyer: Oh! I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mr. Gimp, that's my
    name. (Pause)
    Judge: KDE? SCO Lawyer: Uh, not as such.
    Judge: Uuh, GNOME? SCO Lawyer: No.
    Judge: Ximian! SCO Lawyer: No.
    Judge: OpenOffice? SCO Lawyer: Not today, sir, no.
    (Pause)
    Judge: Aah, how about how you found your evidence then?
    SCO Lawyer: Well, we weren't expecting to have to answer that.
    Judge: Weren't expecting?... It's one of the single most important pieces of
    discovery!
    SCO Lawyer: Not according to SCO, sir.
    Judge: And just what is the most important piece, "according to
    SCO"?
    SCO Lawyer: Our MIT analysts. Judge: Is it?
    SCO Lawyer: It's our number one piece of evidence, sir!
    Judge: All

  112. There's a pretty picture! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the premise, you could probably get novel out of it!

  113. Re:"violating the constitution" vs "unconstitution by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sure is. Only the Supreme Court can declare something unconstitutional. Any Tom Dick or Harry can say a law is not constitutional.

  114. IBM is missing a big opportunity here... by El · · Score: 3, Funny

    Give SCO exactly what it's asking for! Fire up the old 132-column line printers, print it all out on old quadruple spaced green/white fanfold paper in all upper case, hire 50 semitrucks and an army of Teamsters, show up at SCO headquarters in Utah, have the Teamsters swagger in and demand "Hey Darl, where d'ya want this stuff?" then proceed to dump it all in the lobby... priceless! Of course, some environmentalists might complain about the wanton destruction of trees, but it would be worth it!

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    1. Re:IBM is missing a big opportunity here... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Better, spool the sysout to 9-track tape.

      --
      You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
    2. Re:IBM is missing a big opportunity here... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      2 words:
      Punch Cards

      They ARE machine readable, after all. . . .

      --
      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  115. SCO doesn't eat thier own dog food. by jaybill · · Score: 1

    I'm sure everyone's done this already, but check this out:

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=sco.com

    They haven't run thier own version of UNIX since March 2002. What do they use now? Apache on Linux!!!

    --
    --Jaybill
    1. Re:SCO doesn't eat thier own dog food. by Little+Brother · · Score: 1
      This is leaving a taste of bile in my mouth, but I'm going to have speak for SCO on this one, as SCO isn't here to speak for itself.

      Yes we do indeed use our own version of UNIX. We are currently runing Linux which, as you should know, is the intelectual property of SCO. Our legal department is still trying to determine our ownership of Apache, but we expect to find we own it as well within the next few weeks. Furthermore, in your origional post you included a line that begins with http://. Looking at our website, we find that this construction appears to be lifted verbatum from on most of our links. Please send us $600 for each time you have used the stolen IP "http://".

      --

      Little Brother, watching the watchers

  116. Are you suggesting they should have copied it ??? by Dave21212 · · Score: 1

    SOMEBODY TYPED THAT IN TO BEGIN WITH! My guess is that someone googled a definition of binary code and misread the text of the definition.
    Are you suggesting that someone at SCO should have just copied the text directly ? You how careful they are to make certain that everything they publish is originally theirs. You Linux Zealots are always copying stuff ! Bad dogs... BaD ! ;)

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  117. Re:Monty Python and the Ministry of Frivilous Laws by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    Read on Groklaw, and thought it was funny there. Thanks for bringing it over. And yes, Brent (whomever and wherever he is) gets universal positive karma for making me laugh twice this morning.

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  118. Wow! by worldcitizen · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the first time I've seen in Slashdot a thread with this many IAAL

    In your future:

    Slashdot: News for nerds and lawyers

  119. Does everyone already know... by the_flatlander · · Score: 1

    What a "Caldera" is? It's the crater that's left after the volcanic mountain explodes. I bet the folks who named the company, and then sold it to Darl's friends didn't realize they were making a prediction about the fate of the company....

    caldera n. A large crater formed by volcanic explosion or by collapse of a volcanic cone.

    Me? I'm just waiting for the ashes to cool....

  120. Interesting. by khasim · · Score: 1

    IANAL - Just a quick google search to find past instances.

    http://www.mslawyer.com/mssc/ctapp/990223/970083 9. html

    "The Mississippi Supreme Court remanded this appeal to the trial court of Pike County which denied the request finding that it was "nothing more than a fishing expedition.""

    http://www.tsc.state.tn.us/opinions/tca/PDF/993/ st einker.pdf

    "Such discovery requests amount to nothing more than an out and out fishing expedition."

    It seems that you can REQUEST to discover anything you want to.

    But it also seems that the judge can determine whether such a request is a "fishing expedition" and deny it.

  121. SCO is in court today by Animats · · Score: 1

    The judge is hearing all the motions on discovery today. SCO will probably lose on some issues. So they have to issue PR statements as spin control. Ignore them. Wait for the judge's first rulings.

  122. offer to buy by trey_belew · · Score: 1

    I would like to offer to buy SCO. I have... mmm... 87 cents and a chewing gum wrapper. I expect some change back.

  123. Mr. McBride's strategy now clear by stwrtpj · · Score: 1

    What this recent turn of events has done is to truly clarify what McBride's strategy has been all along in this case. I believe that it was his hope that his steady escalation of claims would be accepted by the industry at large simply because each claim would seem to be a natural extension of the previous. Much like how totalitarian dictators come to power in a state that was formerly a democracy: Freedom and liberty is eroded bit by bit, and by the time someone notices, it is too late to stop it.

    Observe the progression of SCO's claims:

    1. The SCO compatibility libs on Linux infringe.
    2. There are hundreds of lines of Linux code that infringe.
    3. There are thousands of lines of Linux code taht infringe.
    4. Four complete subsystems of the Linux kernel infringe, but only from 2.4 onward.
    5. We have issues with the BSD code, which emcompasses all of Linux prior to 2.4.
    6. The GPL is unconstitutional.

    The failure of Mr. McBride's strategy is a combination of two factors: One, he moved too quickly and too publicly by foisting the billion dollar lawsuit on IBM, and two, he underestimated the collective voice of the open source community.

    As a result of this strategic blunder, he is caught in a sort of twilight. He convinced just enough of the industry to bring in some investment dollars, but not enough to galvanize support from key sectors of the industry to give SCO the necessary "moral support". He tries to sound like he is coming from the moral high ground, but without any important voices chiming in support, he sounds more like a pariah than anything else.

    So now we have Mr. McBride scrambling to save his plan by clouding the issue. All it takes is reading the latest open letter from him. He uses specious analogies and false logic, plus deliberate misinterpretation of the constitution and complete ignorance of past court cases on copyright law (save for one that he mentions there about the copyright extension act that has nothing to do with this case).

    It's a bit sad to watch, as he is not just destroying his company, but his own career as well.

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  124. IBM 2 SCO 0 Motions to Compel granted by PB8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    See comments on Groklaw or Yahoo! SCOX BBS.
    SCO has 30 days to provide their evidence.
    Both IBM motions to compel granted.
    None of SCO's.
    Boies & Heise were no shows.
    Darl's brother Kevin argued.

    1. Re:IBM 2 SCO 0 Motions to Compel granted by isn't+my+name · · Score: 4, Informative

      One other juicy piece to add to the above. All other discovery is halted while SCO is forced to comply to IBM's two motions to compel. So, until SCO ponies up, SCO cannot make and IBM doesn't have to respspond to any discovery requests.

    2. Re:IBM 2 SCO 0 Motions to Compel granted by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

      That's not terribly important to Darl; isn't the idea to drag this out long enough so that SCO appears to have 4 consecutive "profitable" quarters?

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      You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you
  125. Well... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    First thing we do, is kill all the lawyers.

    Some other guy wrote that. I think his last name begins with an S.

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    Really, I know what I'm doing...Ohhhh, look at the shiny buttons!
  126. oh darl, what have you done? by jacobschatter · · Score: 1

    My most recent weblog entry undoubtedly puts darl in his place.

    http://jacobschatter.blogspot.com/

    1. Re:oh darl, what have you done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  127. Amazing piece of Multhy Python adaptation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This text could be found in one of the comments. Amazingly funny:

    http://www.yorgalily.org/~yorgasor/ScoCourtroomSki t.html

  128. This game is awesome! by Dave_B93 · · Score: 1
    I was a huge Scorched Earth fan. I tried this game out and it's a great re-creation of that feeling except it's soo much better.

    It's got simultaneous network play, works on Windows, MAC and Linux. and has almost all of the old weapons ( They're still missing rollers, but that's about it ). Best of all it's Open Source! (I'm thinking about giving them some roller code myself ;-) )

  129. Update from Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The Magistrate Judge on the case has suspended all discovery EXCEPT SCO responses to IBM requests. Ouch for SCO.

    And no one from David Boies' firm even showed up to the hearing. Strange...

    see www.groklaw.net for details from some folks who attended.

  130. Great quote from the Lawrence Lessig piece by shark72 · · Score: 1

    In support of the rights of the framers and users of the GPL:

    "The issue is clear: Do you support the property rights that Congress gives the creators of software -- the right to decide to (1) sell your software, (2) license your software, or (3) give your software away. If you really do support that right, then you should support the particular choices property rights owners make with that right."

    Now, if only more people thought that the above would still be true if "software" were replaced with "musical recording." Try (1) or (2) with a song, or put DRM on it, and (according to some slashdotters, at least) you're stabbing at the heart of freedom, and unworthy of that same support for your choice.

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    Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
  131. eyes and ohs by asr_man · · Score: 1

    [1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os.

    Seems they can't even find a one. Or a zero.

  132. Trade secrets by thgreatoz · · Score: 1

    Something I just thought of (that may have been discussed previously, but I had been avoiding SCO stories to prevent ulcers ;))-- if SCO was, by some miracle, successful in their attempts to get the court to compel IBM to release all the source code they're demanding, couldn't that have a negative impact on IBM whether SCO wins or loses the suit? I mean, they will have just been given IBM trade secrets to a successful operating system.

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  133. New binary by thgreatoz · · Score: 2, Funny
    "[1] Object or binary code is the code computers use and appears as a series of is and Os."

    I don't even know where to begin, here...

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    When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
  134. Thanks, Darl! by Pionar · · Score: 1

    I just now caught the Darl letter. He explained to me the FSF position better than RMS has ever been able to. I support it even more now! Thanks, Darl!

  135. SEP vs. Puns by omarius · · Score: 1

    How dare you, you putrid muck-dwelling grub! How dare you use the honored name of the Scorched Earth Party for one of your infantile headline puns? I'm wating for Herr Vogel's estimate of how many heads will be bashed into a gory mess with the traditional lead pipe as we speak.
    The Scorched Earth Party: Filing Amicus Plumbem briefs upside the weak on behalf of the strong.

  136. Well known action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > When I was young, it was the plaintiff who was
    > responsible for preparing enough evidence to
    > present to the court

    Aaah, yes, this is the famous ''George W. Bush demands Iraq to prove they have weapons of mass destruction'' strategy.

  137. Look, whose hand up his arse by midav · · Score: 1
    They do not want to profit. They do not want to rectify damages (which I strongly believe never occurred). They do not want to protect their copyrights (which I strongly believe were never violated). They are focused on one solitary goal, and that is to destroy (or damage, to the greatest extent possible) Linux.

    From Forbes

    [Ralph] Yarro won't apologize for the IBM lawsuit. "I'm not a guy who goes away quietly in the night. I fight," he says. "If you take something from me, if you break a promise, I'm going to come after you."

    My theory is that Canopy Group wanted to use Monterey project to corner 64-bit Enterprise-level OS market. I remember an interview with Stowell, where he said that even if 64-bit Linux may exist, it will always inferior to SCO's product, exactly because of Monterey project.

    When the thing did not work out, and I believe that IBM is not completely without blame for terminating the contract. I am not sure what happened, but most probably each side thought that the other side is too greedy.

    Anyhow, IBM, well taught by one software vendor about all implications of dealing with 'the only game in town' situations walked away to do Monterey on Linux, leaving SCO high and dry in the middle of nowhere, with mostly usless SVRX.

    First Canopy Group reaction was: 'You've made shit of SCO. You'll buy it.' When it did not work out either, the whole thing degenerated into bloody vendetta, with the only Linux's fault that it happened to be the OS, IBM laid their eyes on.

    I am sure, that if it were BSD (hypothetically, of course, since BSD License is too lax for IBM's patents protection,) we would have been talking about IBM and Apple rather then IBM and RH.

  138. I say Treason ! by ericspinder · · Score: 1

    Deliberately misquoting the constitution should result in a charge of Treason for McBride, but it would be hard to prove. Of course, it takes (I think) three witnesses to the Treason, and you can't make a person's lawyer testify against him. So that eliminates, what, 95% of the people around him.

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  139. Re:Lessig Misquoting McBride? Huh? by jon787 · · Score: 1

    Did SCO change it? (not that im accusing them, but this happens alot online)

    Nothing is available in Google's cache or the Internet Archiver (well nothing useful, unless you want to see Caldera's old site)

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  140. Link! Link! by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1
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    "Open source is evil." - Microsoft
  141. SCO's indemnification scam by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
    SCO has been publicly baiting IBM into indemnifying its customers, and here's why: the day after IBM indemnifies its customers, SCO will sue said customers, thereby effectively suing IBM thousands of times over. Please bear in mind that SCO has already subpoenaed IBM for a list of all their AIX and Linux customers.

    Besides, it's a lovely bit of FUD, trying to get IBM's customers to say, "Gee, I'm not so confident in this vendor's product anymore."

    --
    This is not my sandwich.
    1. Re:SCO's indemnification scam by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      Almost forgot: I found a great quote from Linus today:
      "If Darl McBride was in charge, he'd probably make marriage unconstitutional too, since clearly it de-emphasizes the commercial nature of normal human interaction, and probably is a major impediment to the commercial growth of prostitution."
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      This is not my sandwich.
  142. Your are defaming Lessig please rtfa MODERATORS by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Larry Lessig reputation is tarnished by the parent. Please RTFA or at least read one of the sub-posts. Lessig is quoting McBride properly and correctly the AC is wrong and is not "Informative"

    Thank you for your attention.

  143. A quick update. by khasim · · Score: 1

    http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=200312051 43009441

    The judge granted both of IBM's motions to compel and suspended further discovery.

  144. Princess McBride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My name is Inigo Montoya, you are a slimy little weasel. Prepare to die.

  145. You say "Groupthink" like it's a bad thing by Royster · · Score: 1

    When a group of people share common values and interests, they often agree on a lot of things. CHallange the conventional wisdom, and lots of people will jump on you. Do it deliberately and you are a troll.

    That's how communities are. Those same shared values is what *makes* a community. Get used to it.

    Trolls are somehow threatened by this and in some kind of a contrarian, knee-jerk reaction, they'll post anything which goes the opposite way.

    If you have a real point to make, make it. If the community finds it insightful, it will get responded to and moderated up. If the community rejects it, GO FIND ANOTHER COMMUNITY WHERE YOU FIT IN BETTER.

    It's as simple as that.

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  146. Early news from the trial -- Groklaw by yoriknme · · Score: 2, Informative

    First Report from Grokker Inside Hearing: IBM Wins Both Motions to Compel Friday, December 05 2003 @ 02:30 PM EST Our first report from a Groklaw volunteer, sam, who attended the court hearing is that IBM won both of its motions to compel and SCO's motion was set for a later date. Here is what sam is telling us, and it's subject to further information and confirmation as more news arrives. We have several attending and I'll do a followup, but this is the first word. Here is what sam is telling us: "Just returned from the hearing. "Needless to say there was blood all over the floor on the SCO side of the aisle none on the 'left' side. "Judge granted both IBM motions to compel, gave SCO thirty days to comply 'with specificity' and suspended further discovery. Did not rule on the SCO motion until next hearing scheduled for Friday, Jan 23 and 10:00 am. "SCO did say that they will be filing a complaint within days on copyright violations. "More to come" So it looks like they have 30 days to finally tell us what code they are talking about "with specificity". Finally.

  147. Let's give them shit! by JThundley · · Score: 1

    What a great idea! Let's dump shit on them!

  148. SCOrched earth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scorched Earth, rebirth
    Disintered in the writhe of the lone survivor
    Whose worth is worse than the curse
    Of Sardonicus choking on his own saliva

    Who shares the last laugh now
    Dead wedded fates fulfill their vows?
    Foot in mouth of sacred cows
    Facedown in dust and poisoned ground

  149. WMD? by jefu · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Weapons of Mass Defecation?

    Perhaps we should fill the SCO offices with these WMD's (which sound like biological weapons to me) and get Blair and Bush to declare war on them.

  150. Yes! by jefu · · Score: 1
    IBM could just open an office next door, send in cdrom's and punch the results out to cards. Then hire a bunch of those guys who sit next to the highways "willing to work for food" to deliver them in person - preferably in weak cardboard boxes. I'd suggest that the files be tarred, encrypted (for security and as an effective digital signature, of course) and uuencoded then punched to cards. Probably a couple million boxes eventually.

    Oops, a few decks got dropped....

    Sequence numbers? We don't need no steeking sequence numbers. Assemble those uuencoded, encrypted tar files by hand.

    1. Re:Yes! by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      Is it possible to have punch cards with enough space for a stamp and an address label?

      Just drop'em in the mail, en masse :)

      Give each card a random code

      Send a 100,000 page book with that describes the proper sequence of random codes :)

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      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  151. 5th amendment by Ancient+Devices+King · · Score: 0

    IANAL, but wouldn't requiring IBM to provide evidence against itself be in violation of the 5th amendment (which bars self incrimination)?

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    -"It seems like you're trying to exploit a security hole. Would you like help?"
  152. Poster is a dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When I was young, it was the plaintiff who was responsible for preparing enough evidence to present to the court, but in Darl's world, with army of lawyers who will be given 20% of the proceeds from the settlement or of 'a sale of SCO during the pendancy of litigation', apparently rules are different."

    SCO is simply asking IBM for the source code to AIX, dumbass. They're not asking IBM to make SCO's case for them.

  153. Looks pretty straight forward to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is IBM dragging their feet on providing the requested information? Do they have something to hide? My guess is that when all the information is sorted out, IBM will be coughing up billions to SCO.

  154. /.ers are not too bright by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So when IBM asks SCO for information that's dicovery, but when SCO asks IBM for information, SCO is asking IBM to make their case for them? I laugh every time /.ers claim their smarter than the average person.

  155. Give the harkonen a blade! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though I picture Mcbride more as the floating fat man.

  156. That's the one by Orien · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's the one that I'm talking about. The graphics are very impressive, the networked multiplayer is very fun, and great improvements to the some of the weapons. There is nothing like seeing a funky bomb in 3D!

  157. Re:Lessig Misquoting McBride? Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    So you take Newsforge as the true text of the letter, while Darl has his own version of his own letter. Who do we believe? Is it Darl's propaganda...or (gasp!) Newsforge's? And how can we prove it? This is why I hate the Internet sometimes; an astronomical amount of storage space, yet a very weak memory.

  158. NO: Lessig - Update Your Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lessig is quoting McBride properly and correctly

    No, as of right now, Lessig's quoting Newsforge correctly, not McBride. Yes, perhaps McBride changed his letter after Newsforge reprinted it. Well, in that case, maybe Lessig should add a note to his article about SCO's correction. As long as his article remains unchanged, the moderators are going to read it, compare it to McBride's current version, and say, "Hey, the AC was right!". An update is the only way to get the moderation to drop, and rightfully so.

  159. It's about secrets. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    The idea is to protect secrets.. in other words, if the only way you can find out about my code is to break into my office and steal it... that's violation of trade secret.
    If you discovered how I did things through LEGAL means, its' not...

    trade secret doesn't provide patent-like protection... trade secret law is about keeping things secret, provided the secret-holder does a good job of it.

    ie: I can't pull a microsoft, publish a paper, and say "You can't use this information because it's a trade secret".. it doesn't work that way. Trade secrets are actual secrets.. like the forumule to coke.

    If you figure out the forumla to coke, you can make all you want.

    If you steal the forumla from their vaults.. you are in shit.

    The "Trade secret" stuff they are talking about is not, in fact, stuff in the publicized unix systems.. they are referring to stuff that was supposedly revealed to IBM under contract, that made it into the linux kernel.. which could indeed be protected this way.

    Trade secret law gives them protection only as long as they can keep it a secret.. and if someone else figures it out, even through a mistake on the company's part... like accidentally publishing it, the cat is out of the bag. Get it?