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  1. Kudos on his honesty on Netflix CEO Says Net Neutrality Is 'Not Our Primary Battle' (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Fuck you, we got ours!"

  2. Re:ESPN? on Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure, if it was some nameless exec VP. But Simmons was talent, not management.

  3. Re:ESPN? on Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    By making a corporate statement about shit like the NC bathroom bill

    Which they did because they think it's bad for business. Shockingly, they've been joined in this statement by many other large corporations.

    BLM-affirming stuff some NFL team did

    ie, not ESPN.

    So, to recap: one mild corporate statement, and ESPN is now irredeemably "progressive", and further, that is the reason for their demise, not because (like many a fat corp before them), failing to anticipate that their rent-seeking strategy was not infinitely viable.

  4. Re:ESPN? on Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There aren't any, that's the point. All any TV network cares about is eyeballs and ad revenue. Trying to tie them down ideologically is a fruitless task.

  5. Re:ESPN? on Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anything that doesn't conform to rigid conservative dogma gets excommunicated and called "progressive". It's really that simple.

  6. Re:ESPN? on Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Man, you're so committed to the crap that gets fed to you on your email list that you're willing to face ridicule by positing a completely orthogonal theory to the TFA. I mean, fuck Bill Simmons, he only worked there, right?

    Kudos to your brass balls.

  7. Re:Think of all the time wasted on games. on Mary Meeker's 2017 Internet Trends Report (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    This is why I generally stick to FPS'. Even if I don't have a lot of time to budget, I can still squeeze in 30 minutes here and there to frag a few idiots.

  8. Re: People Don't Demand Better on For Video Soundtracks, Computers Are the New Composers (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    You obviously have no idea who Satriani is

    Because we differ on the size of his contribution to culture and what his best song is? That's thin gruel there, mate.

  9. Re: People Don't Demand Better on For Video Soundtracks, Computers Are the New Composers (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    The WHOLE POINT was that people don't appreciate great music.

    Right, and then you used Joe Satriani, who's not exactly fucking mainstream (and soulless, to boot) as your example for such.

    Your criticism that I should not choose music by a virtuoso

    Not what I said. What I said was using a guy who can play the scales really really fast might just be a tad too fucking niche to engage a random group of people, let alone use that anecdote as some sort of proof that no one has any taste anymore.

    Not to mention the fact that you didn't even use his best tune! (I don't know what it is, but it ain't satch fucking boogie!)

    Right, now onto your latent racism...

  10. Re: People Don't Demand Better on For Video Soundtracks, Computers Are the New Composers (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    One of the most accomplished guitarists of all time, with more skill and knowledge of music theory than you will ever have

    "I'll take 'shit we weren't arguing about for $500, Alex.'"

    should be derided by an ignorant douche such as yourself

    "Oh noes! A prole!"

    Now, let's get back to your logical fallacy and your latent racism, shall we?

  11. Re:People Don't Demand Better on For Video Soundtracks, Computers Are the New Composers (npr.org) · · Score: 2

    "Bar audience misses short flub from local band, anecdote tortured to death in order to prove unrelated point."

  12. Re: People Don't Demand Better on For Video Soundtracks, Computers Are the New Composers (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Your point would have been better illustrated were it not built around the apotheosis of boring guitar wankery. Your group reacted sanely.

    If they don't hear about crack and hoes and how the front man is da bestest cause he gets his money ridin' dirty it has no value at all.

    ROFLMAO! You forgot to tell us to get off your lawn...

  13. Re:The Republicans will never.... on Silicon Valley Continues To Explore Universal Basic Incomes (siliconvalley.com) · · Score: 1

    "Fuck you, human, only your money matters."

  14. As someone who thinks Donald trump is one of the more useless pieces of shit to grace this planet, this is actually fairly sound policy. More of this and less bitching on Twitter, please.

  15. Re:Usage of "may" on Imzy, the Kinder and Gentler Reddit By Ex Employee, Is Shutting Down (imzy.com) · · Score: 0

    Nah. You're still in the clear.

  16. Re:Crime is wrong, trolling is not on Imzy, the Kinder and Gentler Reddit By Ex Employee, Is Shutting Down (imzy.com) · · Score: 0

    may

    Never seen a single word do so much heavy lifting...

  17. Re:Not an error. A lie. on President Trump's Budget Includes a $2 Trillion Math Error (time.com) · · Score: 1

    Conservatives are all over state's rights when it comes to guns, abortion, religion and confederate monuments. Anything else? LAWBREAKERS!!!!

  18. Re:BS Bills Are Still The Same Amount on New Evidence of a Decline In Electricity Use By U.S. Households (wordpress.com) · · Score: 1

    The new aircons that dehumidify before cooling are great. We keep the house at 78 in the summer with no problems.

  19. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's called Planned Obsolescence, and it's been going on since the fifties. Point being, there's no upside for manufacturers to make anything that lasts more than a few years.

  20. Re:Market Oversaturation on Artificial Intelligence Closes In On the Work of Junior Lawyers (ft.com) · · Score: 1

    You're one of those oversaturated shysters whose market value is actually going down.

    Sorry to burst your bubble, but we've been at nice, steady growth for 12 years now. It's other lawyers shutting up shop, not us. Then again, we didn't get into the biz for money...

    But you go ahead and stick to your generalizations, they obviously keep you warm at night.

  21. Re:Market Oversaturation on Artificial Intelligence Closes In On the Work of Junior Lawyers (ft.com) · · Score: 1

    Lawyering is cover for influence peddling.

    I'll be sure to pass that little info nugget along to all the battered wives and blue collar workers fucked over by their employers we've represented over the decades. Should be good for a laugh or two.

  22. Sooo Gamefly and/or Steam? on Xbox Chief: We Need To Create a Netflix of Video Games (theguardian.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Keep innovating, Microsoft!

  23. Re:Thanks but no thanks. on Pirate Bay Founder Launches Anonymous Domain Registration Service (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 2

    Depends how the trust agreement is structured.

  24. Yawn. iCloud opt-out is trivial.

  25. Re:Netflix is USA only on Netflix Nears 100 Million Subscribers (go.com) · · Score: 1

    As a content producer, I'm pretty sure Netflix is quite happily part of the Cartel and its walled garden policies that enhance profits.