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  1. Re:Give Up on Easing the Job of Family Tech Support? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mod parent up. You failed at this back when you were at "a young age". What you should have done is fake some sort learning development problem, (eg dyslexia), and saved yourself a lot of hassle.

    (No, I couldn't find a link to that PA comic. Somebody else will have to do that.)

  2. Re:Two words on MPAA Asks Again For Control Of TV Analog Ports · · Score: 1

    Because he has Flatulent Otters?

  3. Re:Thought all was safe on the crazy patent front? on Microsoft Patents Sudo's Behavior · · Score: 1

    What rock did you just crawl out from under?

    The one where /. FUDs TFS for pageviews?

  4. Re:Sounds like a root kit. on Scientists Unveil Lightweight Rootkit Protection · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We'll denote our bomb before you activate yours"? No power to terrorists!

    Only symbolically, of course.

  5. Re:I'll take one on Scientists Unveil Lightweight Rootkit Protection · · Score: 2, Funny

    Senior or Junior?

  6. Re:Bah! on Whistleblower Claims IEA Is Downplaying Peak Oil · · Score: 1, Troll

    So under your economic reality

    That's an interesting conclusion that you've reached.

    No me, you retard, that's the way it is. You seem to think a few greens and their tame puppets in DC are responsible for most of the mess we're in, and I clued you in that maybe it was a little more attenuated than that, upon which your reply is to accuse me of being an unrealistic daydreamer?

  7. Re:Bah! on Whistleblower Claims IEA Is Downplaying Peak Oil · · Score: 0, Troll

    Employing Americans and keeping money at home instead of sending it to countries that finance extremism is a "marginal gain"?

    At current oil prices, yes.

    Also, apologies for the Godwin crack. I just love poking people when they get all huffy. "Enviro-nazis"! SNORT!

  8. Re:Bah! on Whistleblower Claims IEA Is Downplaying Peak Oil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You're not a nazi, are you?

    Actually, I am. Bastards get results.

    meaningful rebuttal

    Yes, let's ignore everything I said except the bit about Godwin.

  9. Re:Bah! on Whistleblower Claims IEA Is Downplaying Peak Oil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, but we aren't allowed to exploit domestic energy supplies. The NIMBY crowd and enviro-nazi's will see to that, aided by the current political overlords in Washington.

    Congrats, you just described supply and demand. Oil is cheap, so no one wants to pollute for marginal gains*. Check back in a couple of years or so, and I think you'll find the balance has changed somewhat.

    Hopefully, by that point, you'll have learned how not to Godwin yourself.

    *There's also a whole commentary about how smart exactly is was for the US to basically outsource everything. Cost of living is cheap, but the blowback's a bitch.

  10. Re:attack it on How Do You Evaluate a Data Center? · · Score: 1

    Coming in 2010 - Will Wright's SimDataCenter!

  11. Re:Get this out of the way on How Do You Evaluate a Data Center? · · Score: 0

    Rods/hogsheads...

    sleepy now

  12. Re:Govt Seizure of Private Business on N.Y. AG Files Antitrust Lawsuit Against Intel · · Score: 1

    At least with the private monopoly they don't have access to my wallet or paycheck.

    -This statement not valid in any RIAA/MPAA/DMCA case.

  13. Re:Protectionism on The Big Questions · · Score: 0, Troll

    Most libertarians, are, in reality, nothing more than Cornucopians.

  14. Re:More proof... on NASA May Drop Ares I-Y Test Flight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somebody doesn't love his karma!

  15. McCroskey on Facebook and MySpace Backdoors Found, Fixed · · Score: 3, Funny

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to deactivate my FB account.

  16. Re:Govt Seizure of Private Business on N.Y. AG Files Antitrust Lawsuit Against Intel · · Score: 1

    Way to sell your product bud.

    LOL. I ain't selling shit. I just like making fun of absolutes. Like your 'neural connection', for example. Would that life be actually that black and white...

  17. Re:Govt Seizure of Private Business on N.Y. AG Files Antitrust Lawsuit Against Intel · · Score: 1

    It means a government-induced monopoly.

    Are you even paying attention to what we're talking about? Go away and leave the grownups alone, son.

  18. Re:Govt Seizure of Private Business on N.Y. AG Files Antitrust Lawsuit Against Intel · · Score: 1

    strictly-regulates

    I don't think that means what you think it means.

  19. Re:Govt Seizure of Private Business on N.Y. AG Files Antitrust Lawsuit Against Intel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This time, the govt will just seize the corporation and take over. All in the name of national security and importance to the economy or whatever.

    As a leftard, I WISH! Seriously, you teabaggers need to stop prickteasing me with all this socialism that's supposed to happen, but doesn't.

  20. Re:No. on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up, please. The UK plug is far from perfect, but those thick prongs never bend. Compared to the utter frustration of the Canadian/US version, which has all the physical characteristics of a paper clip, it's a big selling point for me.

  21. Re:I'm not seeing it. on AT&T Sues Verizon Over "Map For That" Ads · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And you'd still be an idiot, because you're twisting the english language to suit your theory. Even at lower than 768 you're still pingable, or "touchable".

  22. Re:So Where Exactly is this 'Leaked' Document? on Secret Copyright Treaty Leaks. It's Bad. Very Bad. · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sigh. You kids today, unawares of your history.

  23. Re:Eh Sonny? on Pirate Bay Closure Sparked P2P Explosion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yah, this sort of behavior should be called the Tarkin Effect, not the streisandeffect as currently tagged.

    I think the Catholic church might claim prior art.

  24. Re:I don't get why PVR-users watch recorded ads... on DVRs Help Some TV Shows Improve Ratings · · Score: 1

    How about a discussion on what makes a 'good' ad versus a 'bad' one? This wholesale bashing of advertising is as ridiculous and time-wasting as generalizing on any topic. I figure that if you poked even the most loudly proclaiming ad-hater hard enough, you'd find there's actually a couple of ads they've seen recently that were either funny, interesting or just plain artful.

  25. Re:I don't get why PVR-users watch recorded ads... on DVRs Help Some TV Shows Improve Ratings · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot. Exactly what were you expecting?

    I wasn't. Hence the comment. If it gets just one poster here to realize that he/she is demographically insignificant, then I have done good work.