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  1. Heh heh heh heh... on Microsoft Beta Includes Built-in Virus Scanner · · Score: 0, Troll

    HehehehehehahahahahehehahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHhehahahehehahahaha!!WHEW!! Oh boy! Man, talk about "always trust Microsoft"....to make with the funnies!

  2. Speedpass on What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to build a cracked speedpass from Sixflags but havent gotten to it yet.

  3. On the Fly Bar on The Toy Fair's Top 10 Strangest Products · · Score: 5, Funny

    hang on The Cheat...we're takin this baby TO THE MOOOOON!!

  4. All the things I ever wanted... on The Toy Fair's Top 10 Strangest Products · · Score: 5, Funny

    and was too normal or poor to get

  5. and yes on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 1

    I know its not the official name (sad that I feel I must say that)

  6. Maybe its just me... on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 5, Funny

    but does anyone else find IA-32e to be a STUPID name for a 64-bit processor?

  7. Just remember... on RSA Creating RFID Blocker Tag · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, RFID blocker bags you!

  8. Well... on US Military Builds MMO Earth Simulator · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our machine overlords...I mean I AM the One...

  9. The beginning of the end on Germany Begins Iris Scans at Frankfurt Airport · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its only a matter of time before walking out your door requires a biometric scan. It is preposterous that we as free people of the world allow ourselves to be subjected to this for the sake of "security". This is like any other "protective" measure. It screws over the decent people of the earth and does nothing to the criminals. GUN LAWS DONT KEEP GUNS OUT OF CRIMINAL HANDS! All the terrorists and bad guys are gonna do now is sneak into countries without flying to them directly. Or the terrorists will recruit people inside of countries they dont like. You dont stop bad guys by telling them to stop. You MAKE the BAD GUYS stop. Leave joe-shmoe's rights alone.

  10. Hard to imagine... on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldnt hardcore geeks drink so much caffine (ie pepsi) that they wouldnt need the generator?

  11. In a related story... on Chandra Sees Black Hole Rip Star Apart · · Score: 1, Funny

    Pres. Bush announced today that the US will be the first to land on the black hole. "my fellow americans, it is imperitive that America stand on the forefront of space exploration" Mr. Dean immediately volunteered for the job saying "and we're gonna go to the moon, and mars, and europa and planet X, and then all the way to the black hole! YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"

  12. I've got it!! on Chandra Sees Black Hole Rip Star Apart · · Score: 0

    I can make a movie about how a mad science builds a station close to the black hole and there'll be robots and cool FX! It'll be awesome! Oh wait...

  13. Re:Well, duh... on In (Sort Of) Defense of Spammers · · Score: 0

    Indeed, lest we forget dear /.ers, these guys do this for the money. I think the real villains are the companies that employ them. Otherwise there would be no reason to spam. What are they gonna do? Make up some random email for no reason at all?

  14. In other news... on Today Is SCO's Deadline To Sue Linux User · · Score: 1

    SCO announced today it is suing Mr. McBride for infringing on its "get rich quick" scheme by selling stock to generate cash...

  15. opens mail... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 1

    .......DAMMIT!!!!

  16. Took them long enough... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 5, Funny

    who wants to bet SCO sues the government next for not agreeing with them that its infringment of IP...

  17. Itanic on Intel Shifting 64-bit Plans · · Score: 1

    Rose: I'll never let go Jack...
    Jack: Are you smoking crack woman? I'm getting off this POS! You can stay with Craig!

  18. only in the 21st century... on Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive · · Score: 2

    D00D gO+ pWnED 8y @ Ch1Ck!!!

  19. Water from the Core on Martian Rock Found In Morocco · · Score: 1

    It's just like Naboo...So THAT'S were George got it from... Now we can take a bongo to Mars and go thru "the plllaaannett ccooore"

  20. If that's true... on Women Buy More Tech Than Men · · Score: 1

    then why the crap can't I find more geeks to date?!?

  21. At the Superbowl huh? on N-Gage Opts To Give Away Lara, Not Bury Her · · Score: 1

    Someone decided to take E-Trade up on their question "Well, we just wasted two million dollars...what are you doing with your money?" Apparently trying to convince 70000 drunk jocks to use one of those "De-jit-tal di-vices"....

  22. These guys need a rally call... on CRF Reveals Draft of New DRM Technology · · Score: 1

    REMEMBER THE DIVX!!!!

  23. Come on guys...Now we all know... on TiVo Goes After Sites Hosting Image Backups · · Score: 1

    That the GPL is illegal, SCO said so!
    That Linus guy is probably a terrorist or something ;)