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  1. Taco *WAS* right on Birth of the iPod · · Score: 1

    But is clealy now deeply embedded in the Jobs Reality Distortion Field.

    My evidence?

    There is now an entire Slashdot Topic devoted to the iPod. (See top of this page.)

    Pathetic.

  2. DeBeers, there's a new kid in town on EC Approves Unconditionally Sony-BMG Merger · · Score: 1

    ...and he's gunnin' for your level of monopolism.

    His name, of course, is "music industry".

  3. Highest ratio ever on Storing Data In Cow Guts? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...of joke posts to non-joke posts, for a non-"It's funny. Laugh." item, that is.

  4. Re:Glad you pointed that out. on How Would You Handle a $1,000,000 Coding Error? · · Score: 1

    Well...all right then.

    (Though your original sneer seems to sound as though you think advocation for industrial hemp is a trojan horse to sneak in some commie plot to pollute our precious bodily fluids, and is thus to be quashed.)

  5. Glad you pointed that out. on How Would You Handle a $1,000,000 Coding Error? · · Score: 1

    Cuz $DEITY forbid anyone should ever want to get high on anything.

  6. "People are different"...indeed on IT's Musical Habits · · Score: 1

    Job: Microsoft-certified professionals
    Favoured genre: Mainstream pop
    Top three bands:
    1. Britney Spears
    2. Dido
    3. Beyonce
    Translation: sheep

    Job: Security
    Favoured genre: 60s "Alt" Rock
    Top three bands:
    1. Grateful Dead
    2. The Doors
    3. Hendrix
    Translation: counterculturalists who have sold out to "the man"

    Job: Linux
    Favoured genre: Electro
    Top three bands:
    1. The Orb
    2. Underworld
    3. Kraftwerk
    Translation: unmitigated nerds

    Job: Developers
    Favoured genre: Heavy Metal
    1. Megadeth
    2. Iron Maiden
    3. Slipknot
    Translation: pretend badasses

    Job: Database administrators
    Favoured genre: Indie
    1. The Smiths
    2. Haven
    3. Suede
    Translation: self-appointed martyrs

    Job: Project manager
    Favoured genre: Rock
    1. Pink Floyd
    2. Queen
    3. Rolling Stones
    Translation: never did quite figure out what to major in

    Job: CIO/IT director
    Favoured genre: Classical
    1. Mozart
    2. Handel
    3. Vivaldi
    Translation: insufferable elitist
  7. Re:Why is it surprising? on Mars Had Surface Water for Eons · · Score: 1
    I think the common dogma is that a catastrophic event happened some billion years ago where Mars lost its magnetic field. The loss caused the upper atmosphere to be evaporated from solar radiation that was then allowed to pass into the lower levels.
    I always thought it probably gradually lost (and is still losing) its atmosphere and, thus, its water. Why is a catastrophic event necessary?
  8. Brick wall? on Nokia Losing its Cell Phone Dominance · · Score: 1

    Why are you bouncing your phone off brick walls? Shouldn't you use it to make and receive calls? I bet they'd break with far less regularity if you switched tactics.

  9. Re:Data checks in, but it never checks out? on Google Acquires Picasa, Improves Blogging Tools · · Score: 1

    Hey thanks! Looks worth checking out...

    (Pun intended?)

  10. How about out-of-print auto parts? on Build Your Robot Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a Daweoo and getting parts for it is sometimes not easy. I wonder if they could machine a replacement brake shoe or fender for me? (I have grave doubts I could supply them with the specs, though...)

  11. Clearly... on Cringely: Wi-Fi in the Sky · · Score: 1

    ...you've never played with a flight simulator. They'll show you that 99% of flight time consists of just sitting there, waiting for the plane to get where you're going, not touching any controls at all.

  12. They do too on Bobby Fischer Found · · Score: 1

    Governments do play to a draw sometimes. Korea, anyone?

  13. Skewed distribution of neurons on Bobby Fischer Found · · Score: 1

    Clearly, he used up most of his brain's neurons for the chess-playing portion, thus leaving too few for the not-being-crazy portion.

    Misdistribution of neurons is a terrible thing.

  14. Data checks in, but it never checks out? on Google Acquires Picasa, Improves Blogging Tools · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I started to get all excited about Adobe Album over the image-tagging and querying and stuff ("show me pictures with both me and my wife in the last month"), but then I realized there would be no way for me to get that information back out of the program again if I ever wanted to change to another picture manager -- it seems it's stuck in some proprietary internal DB. (Or am I wrong about that?) So I've held of, unsure about which way to go next.

    Now, I got all excited because Google is putting out their own picture manager -- great, the search gurus will get it right! But...you're saying there's no image tagging at all? Arg. I hope they add it sometime soon. (And maintain it in some plain text file.)

  15. You know who has even more than you? on eBay Running Trial for Downloadable Music · · Score: 0

    And the legal right to sell, too?

    These guys. Remember them, faithful Slashdot readers?

    Time to jump on this and clean up, comrades.

  16. And I think we all know how painful that can be. on X43-A on to Mach 10 · · Score: 1

    Getting beaten right in the "male gromming department", that is.

  17. They're way ahead of you. on Sculpting Interface Prototype · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Write your Senator on RIAA Sends Letter to Senate Supporting INDUCE Act · · Score: 1
    it's too broad and could even be used to target Mead and other paper companies for making tracing paper.
    Don't forget Xerox. Those damnable copright infringement devices they make are the devil's work.

    Seriously, though, (folks)...

    I don't think it's too broad at all--being that broad shows how ridiculous this idea is. If it narrowly targeted currently-vilified practices only, it would be more likely to pass, thus providing a toehold for further erosion of the public interest later on.

    I say take the argument to its logical conclusion: ban everything. Printers, scanners, photocopiers, carbon paper, pencils, pens, blank paper, the teaching of reading and writing. All these things are enabling technologies that allow (nay, encourage!) people to commit the heinous, ugly, horrible, wife-beating, child-molesting, terrorism-funding, baby-eating practice of--ugh!--intellectual property theft-stealing-robbery-piracy. Won't somebody please think of our profi...er, the starving artists?
  19. I can do it even easier than that on Like A Cat, New Robot Lands On Its Feet · · Score: 1

    No moving parts, works even in a vacuum.

    1. Choose a Euclidean Solid
    2. Place feet sticking out of each vertex
    3. Drop "robot"
    4. Always lands on its feet!

  20. All these techniques would be irrelevant... on 'Stealth' Worm Hinders Sandbox Analysis · · Score: 1

    ...if you ran your virus inside a virtual machine (like VirtualPC), and stepped the machine through cycles to see what it does.

    In other news, VMWare announces new partnership with Norton...

  21. Two way street on Japanese Schoolchildren to be Tagged with RFID · · Score: 1

    And don't forget: if you can use this to track them, anyone else (who wants to badly enough) can too.

  22. Grammar nazi here on 32,000 "Why I'm Tired" Emails · · Score: 1
    you failed
    It's "you fail it".
  23. So we're just supposed to give up? on NASA Urged to Reconsider Shuttle Mission to HST · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I could see them objecting to maintaining Hubble in favor of a better space telescope, or even "we haven't got enough money", but because there's a risk?

    Is the idea at NASA that we should just not try something because there's a risk? I mean, is this the same agency that put men on the moon eleven years after being formed? Should I just not go to work tomorrow because I could get run down crossing the street?

    What the hell happened to this country's can-do spirit?

  24. Weather on Can Your Car Get 1,700 MPG? · · Score: 1

    Especially if it's raining. Or snowing. Or hailing. Or foggy. Or rather hot. Or particularly windy. Or some combination of the above.

  25. Is it powered by... on Can Your Car Get 1,700 MPG? · · Score: 1

    ...your own sense of self-satisfaction?

    (ObSimpsons)