Nostradamus predicts that the following will comprise approx. 1/3 of the comments posted on this topic:
SLASHDOTTER #1: I don't use an Instant Messageing client you ignorant clod. In Soviet Russia I telenet to port 80 on a beowolf cluster of Open BSD(which happens to be dying) servers.
SLASHDOTTER #2: I for one welcome our new Yahooligan overlords.
Oh Ya, and Nostradamus also predicts turmoil in the middle east.;-)
HALtheComputer's 5 step alchemy course for the twenty-first century
Step 1. Take a beaker full of wine. Step 2. When no one is looking dump the beaker out and refill it with wine. (to obtain this "no one looking" state I suggest an elaborate ruse: something along the lines of, "Look, whats that over there?") Step 3. Incorporate Step 4. Go Public Step 5. PROFIT !!!
P.S. If you plan on submitting this plan to a venture capitalist you could at least spell check it first. I'm far too busy to concern myself with mundane things like spelling.
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Quiet little ratbert.
Have you got any 0s?
;-)
Nostradamus predicts that the following will comprise approx. 1/3 of the comments posted on this topic:
;-)
SLASHDOTTER #1:
I don't use an Instant Messageing client you ignorant clod. In Soviet Russia I telenet to port 80 on a beowolf cluster of Open BSD(which happens to be dying) servers.
SLASHDOTTER #2:
I for one welcome our new Yahooligan overlords.
Oh Ya, and Nostradamus also predicts turmoil in the middle east.
Yes but Canada also has a border with the United States that is 8 893 km long.
;-)
That means that the area within 100 miles of the border is
8,893 km = 5 526 miles (converting to evil imperialistic units)
5 526 miles x 100 miles = 552 600 square miles of area.
Lets see you wire broadband in all that
P.S. I live approx. 600 miles from the U.S. border. And i have broadband at 1.5Mbs for only 35$ Cdn (approx. 25$ U.S.) per month.
You should have searched froogle.google.com.
Piloting a ship?
http://www.nrcan-rncan.gc.ca/media/documents/Blac
I think I will be fair and equitable and allow Slashdot to take out a Canadian website as well. Please be kind to Natural Resources Canada.
This is how it is done on Slashdot.
I don't elect my senators! ;-)
Yes, it's true .
Wow, someone on slashdot with a great sense of humour. I nominate this one for:
POST OF THE DAY
I'll have you know I just changed my sig for you.
Click here. Afterwords, you might want to give a little thank you to Dictionary.com.
Ya well according to this source, its really 74 percent of statistics that are made up.
;-)
Gotcha!
Ahh $#$##$, it was supposed to be water. Guess i should have proof read it. ;-)
Welcome our telepathic and precognitive overlords who can forsee when we are about to make a joke about
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Wait, I can't post that, must resist the urge to
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Oh fine I'll post something on topic:
You too can actually learn from the Brisbane Insects and Spiders Home Page
HALtheComputer's 5 step alchemy course for the twenty-first century
Step 1. Take a beaker full of wine.
Step 2. When no one is looking dump the beaker out and refill it with wine. (to obtain this "no one looking" state I suggest an elaborate ruse: something along the lines of, "Look, whats that over there?")
Step 3. Incorporate
Step 4. Go Public
Step 5. PROFIT !!!
P.S. If you plan on submitting this plan to a venture capitalist you could at least spell check it first. I'm far too busy to concern myself with mundane things like spelling.
No, but you'd better run. This is Slashdot after all.
/me Polishes his pitchfork and lights his torch.
;-)
GRAMMER NAZI #1: What shall we do?
GRAMMER NAZI #2: We could use a spelling checker.
GRAMMER NAZI #1: Or we could arrest the spelling police.
GRAMMER NAZI #2 raises a sub-machine gun and points it at the SPELLING POLICE.
GRAMMER NAZI #2: You are vunder arrest!
Correctly.
It should be viruses.
Thank you
Come on, what do you mean it's not clickable? what's so hard about gohere.com ? ;-)
t /2003-August/msg00117.html
Fine I'll do it myself:
https://listman.redhat.com/archives/rhl-devel-lis
Here in Canada the CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) offers some of it's shows (Quirks and Quarks) in .ogg format. And at least their radio messages have no commercials! (net even "sponsorship acknowledgements.")
This is Canada. Lotsa cellphones not quite as many guns as the USA. Judge for yourself. ;-)
BTW: I don't have any actual statistics, but then again 73% of all statistics are made up anyway.
Actually, we're second in the world for broadband per capita. Even though we're also the second largest country in the world.
;-)
Betcha didn't know that, eh?
Come on, 1 billion dollars on a credit card? Have you ever heard of a chargeback?
On a serious note I'm sure Paypal would be more (sic) secure and convienient.