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Current Thoughts in String Theory

DrLudicrous writes "The NYTimes is running a nice little synopsis of the current ideas in string theory. Apparently, there is still quite a bit of disagreement about how to interpret the various theories, with some string theorists supporting a semi-deterministic worldview a la Einstein (God does not play dice), while others believe our universe is just one possibility among many, with respect to various physical parameters."

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  1. Fringe science, or valid? by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Considering that we presently greatly lack the amount of energy required to test even the smallest of superstring theory claims, this debate is merely beginnning. Frankly, I still view superstring theory as a fringe science, considering the fact that it holds merit (many of it's hypothesis are built upon solid scientific foundations), but none of it's claims can yet be tested and verified.

    Still, intriguing stuff.

    1. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 2
      I fully agree.

      Calling superstring "theory" fringe science is entire appropriate. An untestable hypothesis is just that; a hypothesis. It won't become a theory until it can be experimentally tested.

    2. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by moehoward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do we lack the energy? Did we stay up too late last night partying? Or, are we just depressed that the summer is almost over?

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    3. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by pheared · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well we have small galaxies. Now all we need is a particle accelerator the size of a small galaxy, according to the article.

      Well that would require some sort of a Rebigulator which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle.

    4. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Bonker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Enstein's theories were also empirically unprovable until recent advances in avionics, minaturization, and electronics. It turns out, decades after he began to speak about 'Special Relativity', you can indeed fly an atomic clock around the world and measure that it has undergone relativistic time dialation.

      String theory, IMHO, is a return to the mindset of physicists and scientists who relied on the 'Aether' as a medium for energy and movement through the vacumn of empty space. I personally think it will undergo many, many revisions before the concepts its pointing at are understood.

      We did eventually understand relativistic motion, however, so we probably will eventually understand the extension of subatomic particles into multi-demensional space, too.

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    5. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately, by the time we are able to create those energies experimentally, we'll already have succeeded in collapsing this planet into an ultradense particle about the size of a pea.

    6. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Eric+Ass+Raymond · · Score: 5, Informative
      Enstein's theories were also empirically unprovable until recent advances in avionics, minaturization, and electronics.

      Bollocks. Einstein's relativity could be readily tested at the time by measuring the bending of the light by Sun's gravity. That's exactly what made them so strong and actually respected by the experimentalists.

      To an experimentalist a theory is just hot air until it can be tested in practise.

    7. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      LISA: Listen, I can take care of everything, all you have to do isunshrink me.

      FRINK: Unshrink you! That would require some sort of a re-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous it makes me want to laugh out loud. In short,...ah...but not you, O holiest of gods, with the wrathfullness, and the vengance, and the blood-reign, and the hey hey hey it hurts me.

    8. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by henrygb · · Score: 4, Informative
      Curiously, three independent experiments were undertaken at the next suitable solar eclipse to look at starlight being bent round the sun. One failed (cloud?), one produced results broadly consistent with General Relativity, and one produced results broadly consistent with Newtonian gravity applied to light.

      The conclusion at the time was that General Relativity was confirmed, because the likelihood of measurement or equipment error seemed to have been greater with the result consistent with Newtonian gravity.

    9. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some related information which casts doubt on current quantum theory and is testable with current technology, i.e. the Hubble Space Telescope. We don't have all the answers yet.

      http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/quantum_bi ts _030402.html

    10. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by corbettw · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Frankly, I still view superstring theory as a fringe science, considering the fact that it holds merit (many of it's hypothesis are built upon solid scientific foundations), but none of it's claims can yet be tested and verified."

      This is why I prefer sillystring theory. You can easily prove or disprove the effects of sillystring in a great many environments. For example:

      1) If I shoot sillystring at the hot blonde across the room, will she sleep with me, or slap me?
      2) How slow must I drive on the freeway to enable me to shoot sillystring, and still have it maintain cohesion enough to obscure another driver's windshield completely?
      3) If I replace my roommate's shaving cream with sillystring, how many times will he cut his face before he realizes the switch?

      You see? Definite, provable, questions. None of thos "alternate universe" or "quintuple bajillion watts of energy" problems.

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    11. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'm not sure I'd completely agree with that. True, that sort of test would be ideal. However, while it is true we can't synthetically test it, that's not always necessary for it to have scientific value.

      Science isn't so much about finding the "material truth", it's about finding an appropriate "model". For instance, Newton wasn't wrong per se, his model was just incomplete. We still use his model for predicting the majority of practical behaviours outside of experimental physics. Einstein came up with a better model, but we know it isn't complete because relativity and quantum mechanics are not compatable. Still, those models work in their respective applications.

      If superstring theory is able to work at predicting all behaviour we can observe, it doesn't really matter if the concept is correct. In other words, if two different phenomena (conceptually) always produce the exact same results, does it matter if our model is based on the "real" one or the ficticious one?

      True, there is a desire to know the "truth" of a given situation, but a model that works for all observable phenomena is certainly sufficient for most reasons we use science. Requiring that we create a phenomenon that we can't normally observe is useful for testing the truth of the model, but not necessary its practicality.

    12. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by DonGar · · Score: 1, Troll
      We did eventually understand relativistic motion, however, so we probably will eventually understand the extension of subatomic particles into multi-demensional space, too.

      Speak for yourself about understanding relativistic montion. I get the basics, but the further I try to get past that, the more my head hurts.

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    13. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by iCat · · Score: 1

      No, we robots don't get as much sun time this time of year as we need.

    14. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "

      Fringe Science" - that's a loaded term ... sort of makes you think of lamarcism, piltdown man, etc.

      1. Just because we can't test/prove something doesn't make it fringe science. For example, there is no way that you can prove that you exist. Cogito, ergo sum doesn't work (you might be a program that passes the Turing test). Can you even prove to yourself that you're real? Sure, you KNOW you're real, but PROVE it :-)

      2. Maybe we can't prove something, but we can then look to see what we can safely eliminate, w/o having to junk string theory as a possibility. People posited the existence of atoms long before the technology existed to prove it (even Aristotle mentions atoms).

      3. Who knows, maybe supporting proof will come along via some low-energy-requiring mechanism that we haven't thought about yet
    15. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "1) If I shoot sillystring at the hot blonde across the room, will she sleep with me, or slap me?"

      Reminds me of a day at Hooters a few years back. Two kids were running around the restaurant, having a fun time. I think they were a boy about 10, and his sister who was 8, give or take a year each. They ran up to one of the waitresses, and the sister wanted to have her picture taken with her. So the two get next to each other, and the brother has the camera. When he pushes the button, silly string shoots out, all over the waitress' cleavage. The waitress never stopped smiling, but I'm sure she wanted to strangle him. I thought it was hilarious, myself.

    16. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    17. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think; therefore I'm Descartes.

    18. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Informative
      Einstein's theories were also empirically unprovable until recent advances in avionics, minaturization, and electronics. It turns out, decades after he began to speak about 'Special Relativity', you can indeed fly an atomic clock around the world and measure that it has undergone relativistic time dialation.

      Einstein's General Theory of Relativity provided an explanation for the motion of the perihelion of Mercury's orbit. Further, it correctly predicted the magnitude of this motion--all of about 43 seconds of arc per century. It's a small motion, but it had been observed, measured, and puzzled at by astronomers in the nineteenth century.

      Aside: Many people cite the 1919 eclipse observations made by the Royal Astronomical Society (also mentioned in the link above) as a further early proof of relativity. Though this is the most popular early 'proof', it is tainted with uncertainties. More recent work suggests that the precision of the RAS' instruments was insufficient for the task--the good agreement with theory was likely largely coincidence. Indeed, contradictory results from later eclipses and other groups did follow in succeeding decades. (Measurements with modern instruments have, of course, borne out relativity.)

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    19. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

      Valid, I think ...?

      Wow, the human double-helix simple and beautiful has 4 base-chemicals, about 3B base-pairs which make about 30K to 40K genes. Could humans be more complex than the universe?

      Anyway, Calabi-Yau spaces gets my vote. If I cannot understand the conditions, situations, and repercussions ... it is still okay to vote in the USA, as a mater of fact preferred by most all politicians and corporate boards.

      I still suspect an elegant simple structure/definition to the universe will evolve from all these strings and dimensions. It will not diminish the complexity of the universe. Using math to describe a double-helix may be superficial, but it did have great value in understanding/explaining interesting aspects about the structure. Maybe ... it will be exposed little by little ... the simple stuff first to build the ...?

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    20. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      Frankly, I still view superstring theory as a fringe science, considering the fact that it holds merit (many of it's hypothesis are built upon solid scientific foundations), but none of it's claims can yet be tested and verified

      So we can use the word "theory" for a hypothesis that we know to be wrong, such as General Relativity, but not for one of the currently most popular models? Actually, model testing is going on constantly, because the first test of a theory is to determine whether it is able to accomodate what you already know to be true about the universe. Many models get disproved at this early stage of development. So far, string theory sounds like it is doing OK in that regard, although the current concern seems to be that it may have an excess of free parameters. Unfortunately, theories with a lot of free parameters are difficult to test, and often are of little practical value.

    21. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Farce+Pest · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, that was from measuring the mass of the Higgs boson. You're also assuming that the Earth is a Type-13 planet in it's final stages.

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    22. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      That was an important confimation of a prediction of Einstein's theory, yes. As was the orbit of Mercury. However, the poster you replied to was correct. It is a significant fallacy to say that confirmation of one part of a theory proves the whole. It has taken until recent decades to find far more detailed evidence of relativity. And still it is not impossible that modifications will be required. In fact, it may be almost certain, given the limitations of relativity in dealing with the quantum world and forces other than gravity.

    23. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Bonker · · Score: 2, Informative

      The best book I've ever seen for explaining special relativistic motion is Relativity Visualized by Lewis Caroll Epstein. It explains relativity via graphics and illustrations, and do it yourself excercises. While the math is there if you're interested, you don't have to understand the math in order to understand the content.

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    24. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bajillion GeV of energy stat is the amount of energy required to probe Planck-scale events. We'll probably never have a collider that can achieve that kind of power -- at least, not before we can build ringworlds and Dyson spheres.

      The same can be said of any Grand Theory of Everything, however. If you're going to probe the limits of the universe, it doesn't matter what theory you cling to - Planck is Planck is Planck.

      On the other hand, any sufficiently strong Theory of Everything will not only explain and predict Planck-scale events, but it will also fill in the cracks of existing theory at lower energy scales. Questions like "does a neutrino have mass or not" and "what about those tricky gravitons" will be closer to the realm of what technology can explore, and will hopefully drive new technologies that make the vaunted Planck explorations feasable.

      Just a thought.

    25. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      we'll already have succeeded in collapsing this planet into an ultradense particle about the size of a pea


      I'm pretty sure that would violate the DMCA... um, somehow...

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    26. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't link to pages with the only numbers in equations are 2's squaring variables.

      Thanks...

    27. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Socrates, Kant, and those other dudes never thought?

    28. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      The conciseness and elegance of a model is part of its "appropriateness". I think the problem many people have with String Theory is that it introduces a lot of notational and conceptual baggage for relatively little gain. If it predicts just as much observable phenomena as the standard model and quantum mechanics, wherein lies the value?


      If superstring theory is able to work at predicting all behaviour we can observe, it doesn't really matter if the concept is correct. In other words, if two different phenomena (conceptually) always produce the exact same results, does it matter if our model is based on the "real" one or the ficticious one?


      It does matter, because if you build rocketships based on the ficticious one, they will not go anywhere. :) This simple concept is why the scientific method has the all-so-critical "test your hypothesis" step. Mathematicians build models, scientists predict phenomena, engineers fashion gadgets based on those predictions.
    29. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      For example, there is no way that you can prove that you exist. Cogito, ergo sum doesn't work (you might be a program that passes the Turing test). Can you even prove to yourself that you're real?

      This is not in the realm of science or physics. This is philosophy - hence the term "metaphysics". Modern science presupposes certain axioms about existence (uniqueness, identity, persistence, objectivity, etc.). If you can't test/prove something, then it's a hypothesis and not a theory. This point is frequently missed by pop science culture that assigns the term "theory" to any random brainfart of Hawking or Greene or the others, but a bona fide theory requires tests and must have demonstrated predictive value.

      People posited the existence of atoms long before the technology existed to prove it (even Aristotle mentions atoms).

      Hence it was a philosophical issue and not a scientific one until we developed the capability to test the atomic hypothesis.
    30. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well yes, but we can assume the energy required is considerably more than that needed to measure the Higgs boson. Though it's possible that it has nothing to do with energy levels, and the problem is more akin to determining the last name of god.

      As for whether Earth is a type 13 planet - take a look around and judge for yourself. ;)

    31. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I knew a bo's'n named Higgs once. Dude had some tatoos goin' on . Think he was a Type O+, though, so it's probably not the same dude.

    32. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by MrGrendel · · Score: 1
      I think you have a misunderstanding about what makes a theory testable. Testable means that it is testable in principle, even if we do not yet have the technology available to carry out any experiments. The inability to carry out experiments in the real world may make a theory scientifically useless, but that does not make it untestable or invalid.

      The second thing to remember about testability is that the experiments do not have to be original. Supertring theory will have to explain all of the phenomena that we see with standard quantum mechanics. That by itself won't be enough to demonstrate that superstring theory is correct or likely to be correct, but it does show that it can at least explain what we already know about the world. That is no small feat and should not be disregarded. There are many theories that have been tossed in the trash because they made predictions that were known to be false.

      Another way that superstring theory can be tested is to see if it explains experiments that have already been done but with results that don't fit any existing theories. The standard model of QM has a lot of holes in it. We know that it is not completely correct because some of the experiments that have been done did not work out the way they should have. If superstrings can fill in the gaps in the standard model then that may be enough to confirm its validity.

    33. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by vpetersen · · Score: 1

      """You're also assuming that the Earth is a Type-13 planet in it's final stages."""

      Earth is an M-class planet, whatcha talkin' about?

    34. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      For example, there is no way that you can prove that you exist. Cogito, ergo sum doesn't work (you might be a program that passes the Turing test).

      If you are a program, that means you are.

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    35. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Superstring theory has been superceeded by M-theory, which addresses many of the inconsistencies that made superstring theory seem a bit dubious.

      Essentially, the quantum gravity theorists were right and the superstring theorists were wrong, especially regarding numbers of dimensions. M-theory replaces both theories, solidifying what we now know and have experimentally observed. I'm sure it receives a bit of resistance from people in positions to profit from superstring theory as it is now, but it's negligable.

      I know "M" doesn't sound as catchy as "superstring", but do try to keep up. These articles on a geek site like slashdot are like a chemist's journal still discussing classical alchemy.

    36. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest they stop researching on the Superstring Theory, and focus on Advanced Military Algorithms, then to Pre-Sentient Algorthms. That way, we can research on Fusion Power and get a free tech.

      We could get Doctrine: Air Power but it's not like we're in a war here. Though that Chairman Yang is a bit on the edge.

    37. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1
      >It does matter, because if you build rocketships based on the ficticious one, they will not go anywhere.

      You must not have read the first line in what you quoted from me. The model must work. If the rocketship doesn't fly, the model doesn't "...work at predicting all behaviour we can observe".

      My point was essentially the same as your comment "If it predicts just as much observable phenomena as the standard model and quantum mechanics, wherein lies the value? That exactly what I mean. If two models produce the same result, does it really matter which one (if either) is the "truth"? (To specifically answer your question though, superstring theory may get around the incompatability of quantum mechanics and relativity.)

      To put this into context of the message I was responding to, does it really matter if we can't create the energies required to "test" superstring theory in a "controled environment"? If superstring theory can accurately explain everything we can observe, does it really matter that we aren't able to test it in conditions we can't create? I'm not saying it does work, I'm saying if it does. Then that model would be valid for every observable phenomenon. I don't think it would be fair to state that it is just an "hypothesis" in such a case. It's not an hypothesis, it's a model.

    38. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      It does matter, because if you build rocketships based on the ficticious one, they will not go anywhere. :) This simple concept is why the scientific method has the all-so-critical "test your hypothesis" step. Mathematicians build models, scientists predict phenomena, engineers fashion gadgets based on those predictions.

      Have you heard of the problem of underdeterminism? There will *always* be multiple theories that have *exactly* the same predictive power and yet are mutually incompatible. What do you do when two theories with different fundamental 'entities' predict exactly the same results but by totally different 'mechanisms'?

    39. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Umm, let's see: A=1, B=2,... M=13

      I guess you're both right.

    40. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The type 13 designation is inductive in nature. This planet has a significant chance of destroying itself through war or environmental catastrophe, no real ability to defend against planetary-scale natural disasters (asteroid impact, maybe loss of the magnetic field) and most importantly there are people actively seeking to measure the mass of the Higgs boson. That alone makes it type 13.

      I gotta get off of this rock. I wonder if I could do a reasonable impersonation of Lance Bass?

    41. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Cogito, ergo sum. I think, therefore I add.

    42. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are two very large detectors in the making. One of them will be designed to detect micro-singularities created when cosmic rays collide with Earth's atmosphere. Hawking is hoping that if/when detected, he will earn a Nobel Prize in physics as the micro-singularities disapear in a puff of Hawking-radiation.

      In addition, if the singularities are detected, it will prove the multi-verse theory as well, as each singularity will create (at its largest, about 2 cm or so) a universe for a fraction of a second.

      Unfortunately, I don't have any links to any of the info, it's just something I saw on Discovery the other day. :-)

    43. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Piltdown man was hardly fringe science. He was
      widely trumpeted as a crucial "missing link" --
      in fact, constructed to fulfill just that role --
      and accepted as a validating artifact for human
      evolution in a Darwinian model by the mainstream
      for many years.

      If a hoax, or a fraud, or just an honest mistake
      is very successful, it escapes the margins
      which might justly be called "fringe science".

      Lamarckian evolutionary theory (acquired traits)
      was a significant contender in the mainstream
      until the neo-Darwinian theory managed to amalgamate
      the gene theory with Darwinian evolutionary
      theory. At that point the Lamarackian model
      was abandoned by the mainstream, not because
      it was not a superior explanatory mechanism for
      a large body of data, but because it failed to
      fulfill the psychological need for consistency
      with and reducibility to a deterministic, atomic
      scientific materialism which was rapidly becoming
      the dominant metaphysic. It was only those who
      found this Enlightment-era metaphysic to be
      inconsistent with the data of their particular
      experience and expertise (such as QED or Jung)
      who veered towards Lamarckianism after the mid
      1920s.

      Lamarckianism is actually in resurgence now,
      as proteomics come to the fore, and the
      genetic import of cytoskeletal architecture
      becomes increasingly important, at a very practical
      level.

      Sometimes I feel like Slashdot is trapped in
      a 1975 PBS documentary with Carl Sagan's red-eyed,
      cotton-mouthed drone taking the place of
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    44. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by aminorex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Some semantics:

      A theory is a systematization of ideas.

      An hypothesis is a claim about the relation
      between a theory and reality.

      Reality is really real.

      Fringe means "not popular with the in-crowd yet".

      "Untestable" means you haven't figured out the
      right experiment yet.

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    45. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you had to be there.

    46. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by rssrss · · Score: 1

      "Just because we can't test/prove something doesn't make it fringe science."

      Ideas that cannot be empirically tested may be true, but they are not Science. They may be religion, art, philosophy or other intellectual activities, but they are not Science. The difference between Science and other intellectual activities is that in Science theories are the subject of experimental tests.

      As of now, string theory is a mathematical formalism that may or may not bear any resemblance to reality. When it produces results that can be tested by experiment, it will be science. But not until that day.

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    47. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ideas that cannot be empirically tested may be true, but they are not Science.


      That's true, if you add the qualifier of not being able to be empirically tested in principle. There are plenty of legitimate scientific theories and predictions that could not be tested at the time they were proposed. String theory may be among them. Even if string theory turns out not to be true later on, it's still valid science now, because it makes concrete physical predictions.
    48. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Cute argument, but Piltdown Man was a hoax deliberately perpetuated by its' author to help his career. The newer bones didn't get stained with iron pigment by accident so that they would match the rest.

      And injecting india ink into reptile's foot pads to demonstrate the inheritance of acquired traits was, in the case of Lamarckism, also a case of scientific fraud. A century later, the USSR was still pushing it as "science" that backed up their political agenda.

      So, in summary, they weren't fringe science, they were both frauds. String theory, on the other hand, is more of an admission that we haven't a f$cking clue as to the true underpinnings of the universe ... which is pretty awesome, considering that for years people have been clamoring that the TOE (Theory Of Everything) is "just around the corner". Now we admit that maybe we'll see the next version of Doom before we have a workable TOE. This is quite a shift in thinking and attitudes :-)

    49. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      If it predicts just as much observable phenomena as the standard model and quantum mechanics, wherein lies the value?
      "Observable" is a difficult term; often, it just means that we haven't been clever enough to recognize the observable consequences of a theory yet. People are still figuring out new ways to test aspects of quantum mechanics that were once thought to be beyond the scope of experimental test, and that theory is decades old.. There are certainly areas of physics, such as the early universe and near singulatirities where "or" isn't good enough. You need "and". And General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics don't play well together. And a better understanding of black holes and the early universe could well yield predictions about the universe today.
    50. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by Hydrogenoid · · Score: 1

      Cogito, ergo sum doesn't work (you might be a program that passes the Turing test).
      No contradiction here, hmm?

    51. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Except that a program doesn't think, it just executes instructions that someone, who can actually think, wrote; but I get your point :-)

      That's the funny part about artificial intelligence. Every time we get a system that seems to meet the current standard, the standard is raised. Now, if we could define "natural intelligence" ... Currently, the definition of "fringe science" seems to be "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it!" Sort of like the definition the courts used for pornography.

    52. Re:Fringe science, or valid? by julesh · · Score: 1

      I haven't read the book you suggest, but I struggled with a number of explanations of the effects of relativity in regard to motion (i.e. time dilation and mass increase).

      In the end, it worked better when a friend pointed out to me that what _really_ matters is this: the speed of light will always appear to be the same amount faster than you, no matter how fast you travel, and will always seem to require the same amount of work to get up to (meaning of course the amount of work that would be required to accelerate to that speed if it weren't for relativity).

      Most books don't seem to push that point home. They give a formula for time dilation but don't explain where it comes from (simply renormalising the time axis so that the speed of light is |v| + c), and similarly for the mass effects...

      That is much easier to understand than jumping in with the effects. It's also a rational way of understanding why relativity was needed in the first place - other solutions to the problem that light appears to travel at the same velocity in all directions either place us at the centre of the universe (unlikely) or allow for variable speeds of light (which disagrees with observation).

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      Some would say He Has..

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    2. Re:Free Link by dontbgay · · Score: 1

      Okay, coming from a regular guy.. this is my take on it: If their theory that there are 10 dimensions holds true, then the would not be able to explain the theory until they figure out the what the other 6 dimensions are and how they interact with what we know. Only then will we be able to draw this question to a close.

      OR I COULD just shut the eff up and let the smart people take this one ;]

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  3. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    In case the site is slow, or you don't have a stinking NYTIMES account, here is a mirror.

    Martin Studio Slashdot Policy

  4. Good Info on String theory by gsparrow · · Score: 5, Informative

    This site is maintained by a professor and has a great book on string theory. http://www.mkaku.org/

    1. Re:Good Info on String theory by Myuu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Michio Kaku is a very brilliant man, he was on Big Thinkers and made a very interesting arguement about the String theory.

      There is also a very interesting book called Elegant Universe. I really haven't seen anything that compared to it.

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      forget it.
    2. Re:Good Info on String theory by GNUman · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Elegant Universe, by Brian Greene. Im acctually reading it right now, it has been a great book so far.

      It starts with a very easy to read introduction to Relativity (special and general) and Quamtum Mechanics. Then it starts to twist your mind with all strings, oscillations, extra dimensions, etc. Very interesting stuff.

      What I find amusing about it is when my non-geek friends ask me what I'm reading and I try to explain to them what it talks about... oh the look on their faces when we talk about the Uncertainty Principle and Schrodinger's Equation :) I mean, I'm not a physicist but I [try to] know the basics.

    3. Re:Good Info on String theory by dubdays · · Score: 1

      Be sure to check out the book Hyperspace, by M. Kaku. Delves into string theory and multi-dimensional space. You can get it here.

    4. Re:Good Info on String theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can also get it here for $3 less.

    5. Re:Good Info on String theory by Eru-sama · · Score: 1

      ... or you can loan it from a library for free.

    6. Re:Good Info on String theory by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I read Kip Thorne's book (or presumably _one_ of Kip Thorne's books) on the subject. A book by Michio Kaku called (IIRC) "Hyperspace" and Brian Greene's "The Elegant Universe".

      The books were all excellent, deep enough to satisfy this science fan without going over my head. Greene's book was best saved for last... he did the best job of explaining completely mind-blowing concepts in a comprehendable way, and after the mental exercise of the other two (not to mention Hawking's books, even Pagel's old "Cosmic Code" and the many other excellent books I've read) served as excellent mental exercise to build up to Greene's book.

      There's a wealth of popular science (and math, since the current state of physics is essentially that the universe is geometry :-) books out there to feed your mind without requiring a physics background. Of course, if you have or want to acquire the background, more power to you...

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    7. Re:Good Info on String theory by dabacon · · Score: 1

      I also saw Michio Kaku on TechTV. He mistakingly said that quantum computers could efficiently multiply two numbers as if this was some kind of amazing feat. Unfortuantely for the (possibly brilliant) Prof. Kaku, people are trying to build quantum computers because they can efficiently factor numbers, not multiply them.

    8. Re:Good Info on String theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can scan it, OCR it, text-to-speech it, P2P it, and people everywhere will have it in their iPods....

    9. Re:Good Info on String theory by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      Yeah when Brian Greene's book The Elegant Universe came out I ran right out and got it. I tried to tell everyone here about it but no one seemed interested :( It explains everything so well yet it stays technical, it starts off simple and gets more complex as you continue to read. Great book!

  5. String Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just use the StringTokenizer class, and leave the actual implementation to the virtual machine. That way, the best String theory can be used later, when it is derived, and you won't have to change a line of code.

    1. Re:String Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The most important part of String theory is the null terminator%#@%(&(*(FA(EWUA(UF#(A@JI#J^IHITHAIUG(#A @U(T#@(*(^@U#IHTIAWHIHJT#(@AU&%(#@

    2. Re:String theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not believe in a loving god that is an issue . It's believe in an all-powerful, all-knowing, loving god. Pick any two and you'll have no complaints.

    3. Re:String Theory by gblues · · Score: 1
      And if you need to simultaneously display your text in English, Dwarven, and Elvish runes, you can use the StringTolkien class. :)

      Nathan

    4. Re:String Theory by takotech · · Score: 1

      StringTokenizer is for rookies. String.split() is where it's at ;)

    5. Re:String Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean the following:
      >>> import string
      >>> 'foo bar'.split()
      ['foo', 'bar']
      ??? Gotta love python.

  6. God ? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 3, Funny

    (God does not play dice)

    yep god is much more sophisticated, it's all decided through russian roulette.

    1. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      it's all decided through russian roulette

      And the gun is rigged.

    2. Re:God ? by GNUman · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, he does play dice, in different Universes the answer could be 45 or 41, maybe even 3,455,201... in ours is as simple as 42!

    3. Re:God ? by Raul654 · · Score: 1

      Like in that scence in Meet the Feebles?

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      To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt.
      --E.C. Stanton
    4. Re:God ? by The+Zody · · Score: 2, Funny

      "God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." - Terry Pratchett

    5. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was gonna say it was with a semi-automatic...

    6. Re:God ? by mblase · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "God does not play dice with the universe. He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time." (Terry Pratchett, Good Omens)

    7. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, russian roulette plays God

    8. Re:God ? by zasos · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russian Roulette... dice plays god...

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      Just because I don't care, it doesn't mean I don't understand. Homer J. Simpson
    9. Re:God ? by turkeyphant · · Score: 1
      "I cannot believe that God plays dice with the cosmos"
      --Albert Einstein.

      Me? If I knew more about chaos, I could probably attempt an answer to that question. As it is, I can only reckon that if God played dice, he'd win.

    10. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another "hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy" joke, boy are we lucky..

    11. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modded insightful, not funny? Slashdotters have interesting religious opinions, then...

    12. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up as insightful.

    13. Re:God ? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I always thought God played a game of The Sims. That would certainly explain why I've occasionally found myself locked in a room with no other exits, and eventually wet myself.

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    14. Re:God ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oi, Terry was not the sole writer, he wrote it together with Neil Gaiman.

  7. Yes but no by Raul654 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You are correct in stating that we lack the energy to test string theory -- According to Hawking, one estimate of the (theoritcal) grand unification energy would be a thousand million million million GeV. Further, he goes on to say that it would take something the size of a solar system to produce this. So you're right, we can't do it.

    BUT, there could very well be places that do have this necessary energy and could be observed to exhibit traits that we can measure and confirm theories with. This has been how most of the more recent unification theories have been confirmed -- either by measuring very small things with very fine equipment or measuring very large things in space.

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    --E.C. Stanton
    1. Re:Yes but no by zasos · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't the first experimental proofs of the relativity theory (special and/or general) came from astronomy? We don't necessarily need to do the experiment here on Earth... all we have to do is to find a place were the experiment is already taking place and observe it...

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      Just because I don't care, it doesn't mean I don't understand. Homer J. Simpson
    2. Re:Yes but no by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. For example, gravitational lensing, one of the predictions of General Relativity was demonstrated by observing a star as it was eclipsed by the Sun.

    3. Re:Yes but no by cbcbcb · · Score: 1

      minor correction. we have to find a place where the experiment took place billions of years ago, and the evidence is just arriving now...

    4. Re:Yes but no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe someone else already set up the experiment for us in a neighbouring galazy? And they wouldn't mind if we kibbitz? Sweet.

    5. Re:Yes but no by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      That experiment demonstrated the shifting of star positions as the light from them was affected by the sun's gravity. The sun is several orders of magnitude too small to act as a gravitational lens.

      This page had some neat images. All of them involve distant galaxies.

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      :wq
    6. Re:Yes but no by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Huh? The sun isn't big enough to act as a gravitational lens, but it is big enough for its gravity to bend light? Of course it's a gravitational lens. Granted, it is a very weak one, but it is a gravitational lens. Any particle, or collection of particles that generates a gravitational field, generates a gravitational lens.

    7. Re:Yes but no by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      In fact it is so weak that it would never be able to cause photons from a distance object to converge. Therefore it will never act as a lens.

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      :wq
    8. Re:Yes but no by uberdave · · Score: 1

      Sure it would, as long as the object is beyond the sun's focal length. Besides, I don't think that's relevant. It bends light by gravity, therefore it is a gravitational lens.

    9. Re:Yes but no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the poster's point was that it is such a weak gravitational lens, that we wouldn't be able to use it to obverse the lensing effect.

      Whether this is true or not, I have not bothered to look up.

    10. Re:Yes but no by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Yes it will, it's focal length is huge however (light years?)

    11. Re:Yes but no by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      A prism bends light, but that doesn't make it an optical lens.

      Not that it really matters, but I just wouldn't describe Eddington's experiment during an ellipse as gravitational lensing.

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      :wq
    12. Re:Yes but no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wouldn't describe Eddington's experiment during an ellipse as gravitational lensing


      I don't know why. Small lensing is still lensing, and the gravitational deflection of light by the Sun does lens.
  8. on pseudorandom oscillation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    My housemate was recently developing a comprehensive theory of the oscillations of short bits of string, even comprising such philosophical points as whether they're inherent or caused by some bored unemployed minor god. Then I bought a laser pointer and now it's all refraction this and speckle that.

    Cats are fickle.

    1. Re:on pseudorandom oscillation by Azethoth666 · · Score: 1

      Is this cat's owner's name Schrodinger by any chance?

    2. Re:on pseudorandom oscillation by matrix0f8h · · Score: 1

      This commment reads very Douglas Adams. Please write more like this.

      Very Funny. A+++. Would read again!

  9. Theory vs Reality by Brahmastra · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While various Theories of Everything are being proposed, a lot of them are not based on observation. They are just complex mathematical magic created to explain reality. It's like someone saying the earth is suspended in space on the back of a big turtle which is suspended on the back of another turtle, ad. infinitum. For a human who doesn't have any means of verification, the turtle theory can explain things as well as gravity. Similarly, there are currently no means to verify string theory. It is about as good as the turtle theory until then.

    1. Re:Theory vs Reality by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly enough, I was talking to my wife last night about something similar. We were talking about how the end result of science is data that can be independantly verified, which is then interpreted by humans. So, to play a little mind game with her, I asked her how she knew the earth was a sphere. Told her that there are still people on the planet today that believe the earth is flat, like the Flat Earth Society. How does she know that the Earth is not hollow, and there aren't people running around on the inside laughing at us for getting rained on all the time?

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      stuff
    2. Re:Theory vs Reality by Frodo+Looijaard · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that the theories at least have to be consistent with all current observations - and there are a quite a few observations which simply do not match with the old-times Standard Model, so we know we need better theories. After all, relativity could not be (or at least was not) tested either when it was proposed.
      Also, a theory created now that predicts observations which can only be made in the future can still tell us which observations we have to make to validate or invalidate it and like theories.

    3. Re:Theory vs Reality by Sphere1952 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey! Turtle Theory is really a much better theory than you think. Turtle Theory says that there are no fundamental distinctions, but as soon as you pretend there is a fundamental distinction by coming up with a word -- any word at all, such as 'turtle' -- then it's turtles all the way down. It's a comment upon mistaking the map for the territory. (It is also an old Buddhist cosmology, I think from the 1st century A.D. It was a joke even then.)

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    4. Re:Theory vs Reality by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Informative

      So, to play a little mind game with her, I asked her how she knew the earth was a sphere.

      If she was a little more up on her knowledge of the ancient history of science, she would have described the famous experiment of Eratosthenes where he simply used two sticks and a measuring stick to not only figure out that the planet was round, but also come up with an accurate estimate of it's circumfrence.

      GMD

    5. Re:Theory vs Reality by Brahmastra · · Score: 1

      New theories are definitely needed and the better they explain current observations, the more likely they are to be reality. But, there is also a chance that they are way off base and reality is completely different. That's what we shouldn't forget while looking at these theories until we have the technology necessary to validate the theory.

    6. Re:Theory vs Reality by Jerf · · Score: 1

      While various Theories of Everything are being proposed, a lot of them are not based on observation. They are just complex mathematical magic created to explain reality.

      Theories must be tested for science to progress. How do you propose that we obtain theories to test while skipping the part of the theory creation process where there isn't yet enough data to know whether they are true?

    7. Re:Theory vs Reality by Brahmastra · · Score: 1

      I'm not proposing skipping the part of theory creation at all. I'm just pointing out that one needs to consider that the theory can be completely wrong, without getting attached to the theory. The theory shouldn't become gospel truth without some experimental data is all I'm saying.

    8. Re:Theory vs Reality by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      How do you know she didn't? Anyway, doesn't everybody knw about that one, having heard about it many times in school?

    9. Re:Theory vs Reality by apetime · · Score: 5, Insightful
      While various Theories of Everything are being proposed, a lot of them are not based on observation. They are just complex mathematical magic created to explain reality.

      The observation is that there are two fields of physics that have been rigorously tested and widely accepted, but are only really valid in their own domains. The problem that faces modern physics is how to reconcile this disagreement. The difference between string theory and turtle theory is that string theory is reduces down to quantum theory and relativity when suitable constraints are placed on it. Stop me if I'm wrong, but I don't think turtle theory can do that. The fact that current technology is unable to verify the theory through experiment is a temporary situation (and a unique one. Through most of history, experimental observations have triggered theoretical research.)

      String theory might be pushing the limits of science, and it might be completely wrong, but it has a strong foundation, and it attempts to address a big question, and that should be reason enough for scientists to keep working on it.

    10. Re:Theory vs Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If she was a little more up on her knowledge of the ancient history of science, she would have described the famous experiment of Eratosthenes

      from your link:
      Objectives:
      * Estimate the diameter and circumference of the Earth by repeating Eratosthenes' experiment.
      [snip]
      Materials- Each lab group ( 2 or 3 students ) :

      * Computer with Internet connection and e-mail access.

      Sweet Jebus, how ancient could it be if the first thing on the list of materials was internet access? :o)

      *sigh* young whipper-snappers!
    11. Re:Theory vs Reality by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      Turtle theory isn't a physical theory. It's closer to being a psychological theory. Turtle theory is about how concepts fail by dividing what cannot be properly divided. That is, by being concepts.

      I'm not much of a physicist, but I believe there are a couple of competing descriptions of strings which 'look' very different but which mathematically can be reduced to each other. That is, conceptually they describe very different universes but physically they describe the same universe. (I'm not even sure it is string theory which currently has this problem.)

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    12. Re:Theory vs Reality by iCat · · Score: 1

      A lot of theories were not based on observation. That's why experimental physics is so important.

    13. Re:Theory vs Reality by iCat · · Score: 1

      Maybe sunlight bends.

    14. Re:Theory vs Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe there are many different universes.

    15. Re:Theory vs Reality by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      It's like someone saying the earth is suspended in space on the back of a big turtle which is suspended on the back of another turtle, ad. infinitum. For a human who doesn't have any means of verification, the turtle theory can explain things as well as gravity.

      Wait--I'm confused. How does the Earth being on the back of a giant turtle (or an infinite number of such) cause things to fall down?

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      ~Idarubicin
    16. Re:Theory vs Reality by jonhuang · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wait--I'm confused. How does the Earth being on the back of a giant turtle (or an infinite number of such) cause things to fall down?

      Through dark turtle energy, of course.

    17. Re:Theory vs Reality by wtansill · · Score: 1

      MMMM -- Turtles! Good eatin'...

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      The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power. -- Daniel Webster
    18. Re:Theory vs Reality by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Which is, typically, what happens in Science. Although, it should be noted that rarely do you need to completely toss out prior theories. For example, traditional Newtonian physics works just fine in most cases, even though General Relativity is, in fact, more accurate. Similarly, just because String Theory is a more fundamental theory, doesn't mean that Quantum tbeory (and the ideas it's based on) isn't still useful.

    19. Re:Theory vs Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even sure why that should be a problem. Essentially you're suggesting that there could exist a theory which describes a completely different universe depending on one's point of view. The difficulty would be finding a theory that *doesn't* satisfy that expectation. Or for that matter, a reality that doesn't...

    20. Re:Theory vs Reality by volsung · · Score: 1
      Exactly, they're like shells. Maybe shells constructed under completely different world-views, but still shells nonetheless. Each lives inside the other, and you move to smaller shells by adding constraints (moving slow, weak gravitational fields), etc.

      At least, this is the case for the big theories that stand the tests of experiment. There is also a lot of wadded up paper in the history of physics as well. :)

    21. Re:Theory vs Reality by astro-g · · Score: 1

      If I remeber correctly, there is significant suspician that the length of a stadia, in modern units, was derived by historians from Eratosthenes published estimation of the earths circumference(in stadia), compared with the modern value(in modern units).

    22. Re:Theory vs Reality by astro-g · · Score: 1

      Surely you know about the attractive properties of chelonium, Dietyum, and unobtanium.

  10. Quantum Computing by jabberjaw · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Once quantum computing becomes a reality, would we be able to emulate some of the conditions certain experiments? I know an emulation is not the same as the real thing, but it would still be something,no?

    1. Re:Quantum Computing by Misanthropic+Lycanth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure quantum computers will only allow us to simulate quantum systems. String theory is at a more fundamental level. Sure, we can compute (numerically) the mathematics behind string theory, but we can do that on classical computers as well.

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      Physics: Making the universe open source.
    2. Re:Quantum Computing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      String theory is a fully quantum theory, and is not more "fundamental" than quantum mechanics: it is precisely the application of quantum mechanics to the dynamics of strings.

    3. Re:Quantum Computing by zasos · · Score: 1

      Why only quantum systems? The way I understand it, quantum computing is the same number crunching as digital computing with much greater operations per second?..

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      Just because I don't care, it doesn't mean I don't understand. Homer J. Simpson
    4. Re:Quantum Computing by Hanji · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. Quantum computers can be (very loosely) described as similar number crunching to digital computers with massive parallelization capabilities - they can basically run a given problem with every possible input at once, and figure out which is the correct. Quantum computers running with traditional algorithms will be just as slow as normal computers, probably even slower, because by the time we have decent quantum computers, conventional computers will have advanced way beyond quantum in terms of conventional measurements like clock speed or bits processed.

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    5. Re:Quantum Computing by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1
      Quantum computers are different from classical digital computers in their fundamental logic. A classical computer works on bits: 0 or 1.

      A quantum computer works on qubits: 0 or 1 or (0 and 1). The last state represents a quantum superposition. i.e. when Schrodinger's cat is both dead and alive at the same time.

    6. Re:Quantum Computing by Misanthropic+Lycanth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only are there those three states for a single qubit, but the infinite amount of values in between. Anything of the form a|0> + b|1> where a^2 + b^2 = 1. "a" and "b" can be complex.

      Also with quantum computers, you have entanglement between qubits, something classical computers shouldn't have.

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      Physics: Making the universe open source.
  11. direct link by oskie · · Score: 1, Redundant

    If you like me refuse to register with NYTimes:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/02/science/space/ 02 STRI.html?ex=1063080000&en=dff6c05797550ede&ei=506 2&partner=GOOGLE

    1. Re:direct link by kzeddy · · Score: 1

      what are the issues with registering again?

    2. Re:direct link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pleasse, I cannot state this more emphatically, please DO NOT REGISTER with the NEW YORK TIMES. Under no circumstances should you use a THROWAWAY email address and provide FAKE information. They can track you, they will trace you, they will HACK into your computer.

      If you have already registered with them, IMMEDIATELY disconnect your computer and BURN it. You must, absolutely must create a barrier between yourself and the NEW YORK TIMES made of TIN FOIL. Do not use aluminum foil, it WILL NOT WORK! Place this barrier DIRECTLY on your head and the heads of your PETS, otherwise you and your PETS will be HACKED.

      Waste no more time! Do it now!

    3. Re:direct link by TMB · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Here's a little piece of javascript you can save as a bookmark that automatically fills out the registration form with random junk (modified by me based on code by Jason Day found on www.majcher.com:

      javascript:function getString(len){var chars=new Array('a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k', 'l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x ','y','z','A','B','C','D','E','F','G','H','I','J', 'K','L','M','N','O','P','Q','R','S','T','U','V','W ','X','Y','Z','1','2','3','4','5','6','7','8','9', '0');var str=chars[Math.floor(Math.random()*52)];for(var i=1;i<len;i++){ str=str+chars[Math.floor(Math.random()*62)]}return str}function getDigits(len){var chars=new Array('0','1','2','3','4','5','6','7','8','9');var str=chars[Math.floor(Math.random()*10)];for(var i=1;i<len;i++){ str=str+chars[Math.floor(Math.random()*10)]}return str}function setFields(){var idx,F=document.forms;for(var i=0;i<F.length;i++){ if(F[i].action.toUpperCase().indexOf('REGI')!=-1){ idx=i;break}}var login=getString(Math.floor(Math.random()*8)+6);var passw=getString(8);var email=getString(Math.floor(Math.random()*4)+12)+ '@'+getString(Math.floor(Math.random()*5)+4)+ '.com';document.forms[idx].login.value=login; document.forms[idx].passwd1.value=passw; document.forms[idx].passwd2.value=passw; document.forms[idx].email.value=email; document.forms[idx].saveoption_check.checked=false ; if(Math.random()>0.5){ document.forms[idx].gender_check[0].checked=true} else{ document.forms[idx].gender_check[1].checked=true} document.forms[idx].zip.value=getDigits(5); document.forms[idx].birth_year.value= Math.floor(Math.random()*70)+20; document.forms[idx].country.options[ Math.floor(Math.random()*238)].selected=true; document.forms[idx].income_select.options[ Math.floor(Math.random()*10)+1].selected=true; document.forms[idx].industry_select.options[ Math.floor(Math.random()*36)+1].selected=true; document.forms[idx].title_select.options[ Math.floor(Math.random()*36)+1].selected=true; document.forms[idx].function_select.options[ Math.floor(Math.random()*16)+1].selected=true; document.forms[idx].paper_select.options[ Math.floor(Math.random()*4)+1].selected=true} setFields();void(null)

      [TMB]

    4. Re:direct link by Insurgent2 · · Score: 1

      This one's shorter: http://tinyurl.com/ly8g

  12. But... by skinfitz · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..quantum physics probably doesn't exist...

    1. Re:But... by damiena · · Score: 1

      Close, but not quite. Quantum Physics both exists and does not exist at the same time. That is, until you observe it, then it is just confusing.

    2. Re:But... by KiwiEngineer · · Score: 1

      Quantum physics may or may not exist, but if you happen to look at it, a cat may or may not die.

      Do you really want to take that chance?

      Think of the kittens.

      --
      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!
  13. wait.. by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From the article:The new calculations suggest that this dark energy cannot last forever, that it will disappear sometime in the far future

    how can it disappear? does dark energy not follow the laws of conservation? (energy can neither be created, nor destroyed, only changed) any one have an answer?

    1. Re:wait.. by sexylicious · · Score: 2, Informative

      If your universe expands forever, then the energy unit per unit of volume approaches zero as your energy gets spread out. Eventually, if the universe expands forever, the universe becomes colder and colder. From a thermodynamics point of view, colder == less energy. The energy is still all there and still a constant. But it's spread so thin that it appears to be zero.

    2. Re:wait.. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      RTROTFA (read the rest of the FA).

      The energy will eventually go into expanding the compacted dimensions, leaving us with a fully 10-dimensional universe.

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    3. Re:wait.. by 2short · · Score: 1

      I don't have an answer, but note that conservation of energy is not a law. It is an observed fact. If it was observed that "dark energy", or any other energy was not conserved, their would be no garauntee that the the observation was wrong and the "law" was right.

      Frankly though, "dark energy" sounds to me like code for "we don't know WTF we're talking about".

    4. Re:wait.. by doublebackslash · · Score: 0

      It seems that the dark energy is holding the 6 dimentions that would slay us in a malestrom of gravity and other many dimentional effects at bay. It may not be so much an 'energy' as it is the effect of the 6 dimentions unraveling themselves or as holding them in a small 'loop' is a form of potential energy their SLOW unraveling is releasing that in the form of new space being created in our 3 familair space dimentions.

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    5. Re:wait.. by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      Yup!

      (And Yup!)

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    6. Re:wait.. by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      From the article:The new calculations suggest that this dark energy cannot last forever, that it will disappear sometime in the far future
      Or maybe it already has. Presumably this is something like tunneling between different geometries, so the decay time would be stochastic. So there might be a bubble of unfolded space coming at us right now. And since it is expanding at the speed of light, we'll never see it coming.

      I remember reading a science fiction book by Greg Egan ( Schild's Ladder ) in which the universe was in danger from a bubble of expanding space with a different geometry, created as a result of an unfortunate outcome of a physics experiment (although in that case the bubble was expanding at only c/2 so that the characters in the book at least could try to do something about it).

  14. Einstein quote by nanojath · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The theory yields a lot, but it hardly brings us any closer to the secret of the Old One. In any case I am convinced that He does not throw dice. --Einstein, writing to Max Born, 4 December 1926.


    I think that quote (or rather, truncuated paraphrases thereof) is much abused. What Einstein is saying (which is much clearer in a fuller context) is that while the probabalistic equations that comprise much of quantum theory are valuable as descriptive and predictive tools, they do much less to further Einstein's cherished ideals of really understanding the fundamental basis of physical reality. The statement "I am convinced that He does not throw dice" is a statement that while the equations of quantum mechanics might behave like statistics, they did not mean that the underlying reasons for why these equations work were simply artifacts of random, statistical processes - mere throwing of dice. Our ongoing failure to connect all the dots of the various paradigms could indicate that he was on to something...

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    1. Re:Einstein quote by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It should be pointed out that Einstein in addition to helping at the start of QM (the photoelectric effect and brownian motion) also did some major work in QM later on. Most of that work was to try and poke holes in the theory. Wherever he was able to the QM folks were able to patch them back up.

      I will admit to not understaning much of the term of QM I had to take in my physics major

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    2. Re:Einstein quote by nanojath · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "I will admit to not understaning much of the term of QM I had to take in my physics major"


      Leading us to another great misquote, "those who are not shocked when they first come across
      quantum mechanics cannot possibly have understood it," Niels Bohr, which gets turned into something like, anyone who thinks they understand quantum mechanics doesn't, which is really a totally different statement. It's not that you can't "understand" it - it's that the implications of the theory are simply shocking.


      Both your statements about Einstein are perfectly true though. The Brownian motion work tends to be overshadowed by the relativity, but its actually elegant and significant science that was later backed up with some baroque and inventive experiments. And no, he could never accept the quantum mechanics entirely - not its reliance on probabilities and not the world where things could have no precise position and momentum. But as you note, he was never able to build a case against it that had any traction.


      I don't know if anyone but the true math-heads really understands quantum mechanics. I took a fair amount with physical chemistry, and while I could grasp what was presented to me by the teacher, it was pretty damn clear that I wouldn't ever be coming up with stuff like that on my own. I remember very clearly being taught the proof for Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. It was so elegant and undeniable - either this is the way it is or else our most fundamental definitions of matter and energy have to be scrapped. But I never would have figured it out on my own, and I can't really remember it now - it would be hours of unpleasant work with the calc book and scratch paper to take myself through the proof on my own. Ah well. Quantum nostalgia (o particle in a box, we hardly knew you!)

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      It Is the Nature of Information to Transgress Artificial Boundaries

    3. Re:Einstein quote by renoX · · Score: 1

      >Our ongoing failure to connect all the dots of the various paradigms could indicate that he[Einstein] was on to something...

      I'm afraid not: there is a famous "thought experiment" proposed by Einstein, Podolsky and Rosen which would "proove" that quantum mechanic is incomplete.

      Alain Aspect turned this "thought experiment" into reality in the 80's and he found that reality didn't agree with Einstein!

      Of course everybody agrees that quantum mechanic is not the full truth, that's why researchers comes with such weird things as string theories, but the thing is: reality don't comply with the way Einstein was thinking about it..

      PS: this is not at all a criticism of Einstein, as I think that the EPR paradox is really really interesting, and weird also!

    4. Re:Einstein quote by zasos · · Score: 1

      The math involved is pretty heavy - Einstein had to come up with a short-hand index notation - also known as Einstein notation - for tensors in order to describe multiple (more than 3) dimensions and be able to operate on (with?) them.... Sort of like Newton had to invent calculus in order to describe his laws of motion...

      my point is - it is no surprise that math-heads are the ones who understand QM

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    5. Re:Einstein quote by confused+one · · Score: 1
      those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum mechanics cannot possibly have understood it," Niels Bohr,

      I wasn't shocked; and, I understood it. I knew the world was this screwed up...

    6. Re:Einstein quote by who+what+why · · Score: 1

      Bell's theorem states that there may be an underlying, hidden theory which we do not understand, which would account for the probabalistic nature of some ("quantum") results. Any form of such hidden theories is inconsistent with the predictions of quantum mechanics (the crux of Bell's inequality).

      It was proven by Aspect et al in experiments on correlated photons that there is no such hidden variable theory, the probabilities we see are quantum mechanics, and really are unknowns.

      This does really offend many people of religious persuasion, and also many people who like a nice, logical, ordered science, and are not fully aware of the tests that an established theory like quantum mechanics has been through.

    7. Re:Einstein quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> The statement "I am convinced that He does not throw dice" is a statement that while the equations of quantum mechanics might behave like statistics, they did not mean that the underlying reasons for why these equations work were simply artifacts of random, statistical processes - mere throwing of dice. Our ongoing failure to connect all the dots of the various paradigms could indicate that he was on to something...

      This was raised by the Einstein-Podolski-Rosen paradox, often known as the EPR paradox.
      The idea is to show taht there are "Hidden variables", that is, nonlocality and the seemingly random nature of Quantum world actually were the result of some yet unknown parameters.

      However, John Bell has shown that the existence of such hidden variables was equivalent to respecting what is known as Bell's inequalities.
      These inequalities could be subject to experiment. Such an experiment has been led by Alain Aspect in 1983 and has shown that Bell's inequalities were violated, therefore that hidden variables do not exist.

      See for instance :
      http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/Einstei n-P odolsky-RosenParadox.html

    8. Re:Einstein quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here - in fact I was perversely pleased, having always disliked classical mechanics, reductionism, and generally so-called scientists who loudly claim we KNOW things with certainty.

      However, Bohr was speaking in a very different age, to people with a very different worldview.

    9. Re:Einstein quote by awebus · · Score: 1
      It should be pointed out that Einstein in addition to helping at the start of QM (the photoelectric effect and brownian motion)
      I wouldn't say that the discovery of the photoelectric effect helped establish quantum mechanics any more than Newton's laws helped establish special relativity. The structure of the atom and energy levels and behaviour of electrons is a focal point of QM. However, the three processes of photon absorbtion, emission and stimulated emission described by Einstein were based on the Bohr model.
    10. Re:Einstein quote by register_ax · · Score: 1
      I wasn't shocked; and, I understood it. I knew the world was this screwed up...

      I'm not sure if this was intended to be a joke, but have solace in knowing I agree with the literal statement. Hell, it's a feat I can even describe myself coherently using this symbolism so many others out there have mastered.

  15. My Thoughts on String Theory by Eberlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Strings are pretty cool. They make clothes (among other things), and when they vibrate, they make music. They're also good for fishing if you tie a hook at the end of it. String it up with two cans and you've got yourself a cool communication network!

    I do have a theory on string cheese, though. I think it's a plot to tempt and destroy the lactose intolerant. So cheesy...so convenient...so stringy but oh so dangerous.

    If particle man got in a fight with string man who would win? If he's underwater does he get wet or does the water get him instead? (They Might Be Giants)

    1. Re:My Thoughts on String Theory by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      If he's underwater does he get wet or does the water get him instead?
      Well, duh: Nobody knows. Particle Man.
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    2. Re:My Thoughts on String Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nobody Knows. Particle Man" Thus TMBG describes Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. "We were waving our arms out the window Of a fast moving passenger train" (Turn Around) And here they begin to describe a Relativity "Thought Experiment"

    3. Re:My Thoughts on String Theory by i_really_dont_care · · Score: 1

      Oh, my first thought was more like "what the heck, we already have <string.h>".

      Thank you, my friend for this real world reminder.

    4. Re:My Thoughts on String Theory by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      If particle man got in a fight with string man who would win?

      Triangle man.

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      'Standards' in computing only impress those who are impressed by things like 'standards'.
  16. A challenge? by Empiric · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe god is like some kind of ubercoder, daring us to figure out his implementation.

    And like most of them, he doesn't document.

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    ~ Whence do you come, slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
    1. Re:A challenge? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      > Maybe god is like some kind of ubercoder, daring us to figure out his implementation.

      > And like most of them, he doesn't document.

      Worse yet, he writes in Perl! *ewwww!*

      The Devil, however, codes in TurboPascal. :)

    2. Re:A challenge? by Ratphace · · Score: 4, Funny


      Yes, but wouldn't reverse engineering God's code violate the DRM? :(

    3. Re:A challenge? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Yes, but wouldn't reverse engineering God's code violate the DRM?

      Divine Rights Management?

      Or maybe it would violate the DMCA (Divine Message Copyright Act)??? :-)

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    4. Re:A challenge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And only Jesus uses Python.

    5. Re:A challenge? by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Of course god is a perl hack... TIMTOWTDI = quantum mechanics, no?

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      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    6. Re:A challenge? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      > And only Jesus uses Python.

      Nah, Jesus uses ASP. Buddha uses Python.

    7. Re:A challenge? by kacp · · Score: 1

      Pros for this theory assuming judeo-chrisatian god:
      -black holes ARE, after all, divide by zeros.
      -coding an entire world in 6 days sure beats that 30 hour code marathon you claim record to
      -human appendix is just an easter egg
      -jesus was just god logging on the the everquest that is our world. Heck, he even respawned.

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    8. Re:A challenge? by lildogie · · Score: 1

      Actually, God has written several user guides, but they all conflict, and the users constantly fight over which one to go with.

    9. Re:A challenge? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, there are several pseudo-reverse-engineered guides written by the users. It is unknown if the full user guide has ever come back from the printers --- when/if it does will it be superceded by a new version?

    10. Re:A challenge? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      And once we figure out his implementation, he quickly wisks us away, before we can post the results on any newsgroups...

    11. Re:A challenge? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Maybe god is like some kind of ubercoder, daring us to figure out his implementation."

      Well....if by some act of god (no pun intended) SCO manages to win against IBM, I can only imagine that the next logical step would be to sue god if he is in fact a coder. I mean, its code....God MUST HAVE stolen it. Now that's a court battle I'd pay to see.

      SCO VS GOD

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    12. Re:A challenge? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      GOD? There's a local trucking firm on the east coast with the company initials of GOD (General Overnight Delivery?).

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  17. wow.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [snip] ... Of humans' existence, he says, "We live where can live." WOW, thats so profound for a scientist to say...

    1. Re:wow.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) that caption left out a word. the quote in the main text is "we live where we can live"

      b) that is the anthropic principle, which is very important,and discussed later in the article

  18. God goes for video poker by siskbc · · Score: 1

    Come on, the odds are just better for perfect play, sometimes over 100%. And we all know the Lord is a perfect player.

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  19. Multiple Universes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tales of Narnia were right, after all. Now all we have to do is find a way into the 2 dimensional universe!

    1. Re:Multiple Universes! by Darby · · Score: 1

      The Tales of Narnia were right, after all. Now all we have to do is find a way into the 2 dimensional universe!

      I don't remember this one from Narnia, perhaps you're thinking of The Wind in the Door, or whatever it was by L'Engle?

    2. Re:Multiple Universes! by weeboo0104 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now all we have to do is find a way into the 2 dimensional universe!

      It's called "Super Mario World"

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    3. Re:Multiple Universes! by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Now all we have to do is find a way into the 2 dimensional universe!

      Speaking of which Scientific American has an article about how reality may be comprised of two spatial dimentions. And you thought you were just being funny.

    4. Re:Multiple Universes! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In "The Magicians Nephew" by CS Lewis (Chronicles of Narnia) Digory and Polly are flung into a tree world between universes. To enter any given universe they must jump into a corresponding pool of water strewn about in between the trees while wearing magic rings. I believe that is what the parent is referring to.

  20. Re:String theory 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A+ for effort

  21. One Cosmic Answer, Too Many Questions by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    -- that would explain why the details of the world are the way they are and cannot be any other way

    The answer is painfully obvious to those of us who have taken the red pill...or seen the Matrix.

    Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is, you have to see it for yourself. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

    The world is the way it is, because you are made to think that it is the way it is.

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  22. These two strings walk into a bar... by winkydink · · Score: 1

    ...ouch! owww!

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    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

    1. Re:These two strings walk into a bar... by vgaphil · · Score: 1

      A baby seal walks into a club.....

      I know, off-topic and really not that funny...

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      A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. -- Einstein
  23. Re:My thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man u are a dumass

  24. Elegant Universe by Experiment+626 · · Score: 3, Informative

    For anyone curious about string theory, I would highly recommend Brian Greene's "The Elegant Universe: Superstrings, Hidden Dimensions, and the Quest for the Ultimate Theory". He uses excellent writing style and plain, easy to follow examples to illustrate difficult concepts, and rather than going through lots of math and derivations, reserves that type of thing for the endnotes. It makes for a very approachable book that is particularly good for someone trying to learn new concepts rather than the struggle with the gory details of theoretical physics equations.

    1. Re:Elegant Universe by canadianjoe · · Score: 1

      I gotta agree with that one, this is definitely one of the better physics books I've read in a while. To me, it's up there with "A Brief history of Time".

  25. God playing dice. by capoccia · · Score: 1, Insightful

    forget for a moment the moral implications of God playing a gambling game.

    An all-knowing and all-powerful God would have no problem predicting the outcome of dice. They are physical objects governed by all the physical relationships that govern things like gravity, collisions and such.

    The magnitude of the complexity of the outcome of dice seems to be too complicated for any human or machine to calculate a result.

    Random outcome of dice is just a concept to help us deal with extremely complicated situations.

    1. Re:God playing dice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can God create a process so random that he cannot predict its outcome?

    2. Re:God playing dice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The magnitude of the complexity of the outcome of dice seems to be too complicated for any human or machine to calculate a result.

      i disagree.

      the issue isn't the inability to calculate a result, but rather the inability to measure all of the factors governing the rolling of the dice.

    3. Re:God playing dice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can God microwave a burrito so hot not even He can eat it?

    4. Re:God playing dice. by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

      The quote is 'God rolling dice'... but that's a minor point. And there is still no moral implication for playing dice... it's when money is introduced that is the problem. :)

      In any case...

      (Theological babble to follow)...

      I believe that in a way God did roll the dice. God gave man free will. By doing this, he has essentially rolled the dice since he does not control what man does. If he did not give man free will, then he did not roll the dice (because he still controls everything, even ones' actions).

      But then again, God rolled the dice knowing what the results would be, but maybe just didn't know what the actions involved in that result would be. Therefore, you could state the dice were weighted. =P

    5. Re:God playing dice. by dspfreak · · Score: 2, Funny
      Can God create a process so random that he cannot predict its outcome?

      Yes. A woman's thought process.

      "Sorry, Adam. I didn't see that one coming either."

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    6. Re:God playing dice. by mbrod · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      God does not play dice with the universe because He alreay knows what any roll yields and can throw any number He wants.

      Might say that takes the fun out of it but throw humans in the mix instead of dice and I think that adds the fun back in it for Him :-).

    7. Re:God playing dice. by RedlumF · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that an all-powerfull being can't 'make' a dice that he can not predict the outcome of?

      But if he can...then the same all-knowing being wouldn't know the outcome?

      Oh well...



      PS: Yes, there is no God...So, what?

    8. Re:God playing dice. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      would God know the outcome, or would he make the outcome be what he wants?

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  26. a great primer.... by smd4985 · · Score: 1

    on string theory can be found here.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/03 75 708111/qid=1062534059/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-254985 8-4783127?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

    great book and i'm not even 15% done yet. we are all traveling at light speed through the spacetime continuum.....

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    1. Re:a great primer.... by Megahurts · · Score: 1

      how about a title? the address you provided leads to a page that states "ASIN 0375 708111 does not exist in our catalog." (even without the lameness filter's inserted space.)

    2. Re:a great primer.... by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      And unlike the original post, this one doesn't have a referral link!

    3. Re:a great primer.... by psiphre · · Score: 1
      And not only that, but universes can spring nto existance as quantum fluctuations of nothing.

      That passage still hurts my brain, but it's so cool to think about.

  27. Re:String theory 101 by InvaderXimian · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Captain Obvious to the rescue!

  28. Fudge Factor by sssmashy · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Einstein's fudge factor is real after all, the universe will continue to expand faster and faster as space grows bigger and bigger, producing more and more repulsion.

    Einstein's fudge factor is strikingly similar to Hershey's fudge factor, in which those unfortunate souls who are addicted to sugary goodness tend to expand faster and faster, producing more and more repulsion to members of the opposite sex.

    1. Re:Fudge Factor by enigmals1 · · Score: 1

      BUWAHAHAHA!! This has been the most valuable comment about this article to date!

      It's good to see that on a whole site full of "garage theorists" someone has some common sense. ;)

  29. Re:My thoughts. by InvaderXimian · · Score: 1

    "Werd"

    Wait! Maybe he's on to something. That's why I can always hear people talking on my 900MHz phone. I wonder what the weather is like in 900MHz-land.

  30. Scientific American Article by Sebastopol · · Score: 1, Informative

    Funny, scientific american ran a better article with the same concepts, but didn't mention strings once:

    http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?articleID=000F1 ED D-B48A-1E90-8EA5809EC5880000

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  31. Strings OMG!! by GillBates0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    Einstein once wondered aloud whether "God had any choice" in creating the universe.In principle, strings can unite all the forces of nature, including gravity, in a single mathematical framework.

    So what happens when God messes up on bounds checking, or memory allocation for strings?

    Segmentation fault. Asteroid dumped *shudder*.

    I guess we're lucky He decided to steer clear of pointers.

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    1. Re:Strings OMG!! by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      So what happens when God messes up on bounds checking, or memory allocation for strings?

      What do you think black holes and wormholes are?

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    2. Re:Strings OMG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your sig would be a little better as follows:

      I once thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

      It makes the sentiment not so blatantly obvious.

    3. Re:Strings OMG!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what happens when God messes up on bounds checking, or memory allocation for strings?

      in order to avoid such problems, God would be better off using the std::string type...

    4. Re:Strings OMG!! by UfoZ · · Score: 1

      Division by zero, obviously :)

    5. Re:Strings OMG!! by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      I think that explains the Platypus...

    6. Re:Strings OMG!! by geekoid · · Score: 1

      God did mess up on bounds checkers, the result:

      WARNING: pointer out of bounds, free will initiated.

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    7. Re:Strings OMG!! by tqft · · Score: 1

      Shhh - otherwise the Devil will try a buffer overflow attack

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      Quant
  32. My physical parameters by PSaltyDS · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...our universe is just one possibility among many, with respect to various physical parameters."

    I'd like to think there's at least ONE universe out there where I'm skinny and good look'n!

    "No pain, no... pain." Why don't we just leave it at that?

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    1. Re:My physical parameters by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      I believe that's the Aesthetic Principle...

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      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    2. Re:My physical parameters by NaugaHunter · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, it's the one you have that awful Spock-goatee in.

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  33. String Theory makes my butt numb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was given Steven Hawking's Universe in a Nutshell as a gift. It's a great coffee-table book with cool illustrations and lightweight text that doesn't bog you down with formulas but with all these weird concepts. Don't put the book in your bathroom pile. Can get dangerous unless you have a padded seat.

  34. Good resource by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Brian Greene wrote an excellent book, The Elegant Universe on superstring theory. It's an engaging book, and well worth the read.

    You can buy it here from Amazon.

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    Arr! The laws of physics be a harsh mistress!
    1. Re:Good resource by MmmmAqua · · Score: 1

      I just noticed the article already mentioned the book. Oops. :)

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    2. Re:Good resource by cryms0n · · Score: 1

      You are so fired.

  35. Definitely fascinating... by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    "My own philosophy," Dr. Douglas said in an interview, "is that we should do our best to listen to what string theory is trying to tell us. It is smarter than we are." But that statement, well it's just funny!

  36. No, no, ONE string walks into a bar by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    He hops up on a barstool and says "Bartender gimmee a bourbon on the rocks." The bartender says "We don't serve strings in this bar, git out!" So the string leaves, ties himself at one end and musses up the other. He walks back in and asks for a bourbon again. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string I just threw out of here?" And the pice of string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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  37. This one's way out there. by Snags · · Score: 1

    Nothing like a discussion about a physics topic that most physicists don't understand. If you poll 50 PhD physicists, most likely *none* of them really understand string theory beyond what Brian Green writes in his books indended for the public.

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  38. Anti-Anthropic Sky God Freaks by meehawl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems to me that all the desperate anti-anthropic people are frightened, at some deep existential level, by the undoubted, rational reality of there being no omnipotent Sky God watching over them. So ever-expanding universes, or universes where sudden phase changes in the structure of the dark energy destroy existing life, or universes with life-hostile substructural "laws" all make them feel too small, unloved, and insignificant against the vastness. Get used to it, we are cosmic dust. The simplest explanation is that there is no design, no Sky God, no plan, and no ordering. Sic transit gloria mundi.

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    1. Re:Anti-Anthropic Sky God Freaks by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      For you young people who didn't take Latin in grade school, let me translate that last line for you. It means, if you're sick, Gloria comes by on Monday. Glad to help.

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    2. Re:Anti-Anthropic Sky God Freaks by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      In order to prove the anthropic principle to anybody:

      1) Ask, "What is the likelyhood that you will be punched in the face today?"
      2) Punch them in the face.
      3) Ask, "What is the likelyhood that you were punched in the face today?"
      If their answer is less than 1/1, give up.
      4) Point out that our universe has already been punched.

      The anthropic principle is unfalsifiable. Because it is defined to be true. Debating it is like saying, "I define blue to be the color of the sky," And then debating whether the sky is blue.

      (If someone thinks I've misunderstood the anthropic principle, please do tell. I won't punch.)

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  39. Trade secret? by El · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one drawn to the inescapable conclusion that God has deliberately obfuscated the universe to prevent reverse engineering? Or maybe I've just been working too hard...

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    1. Re:Trade secret? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      DUCA - Digital Universe Copyright Act.

    2. Re:Trade secret? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will God issue a C&D to string theory physicists under the DMCA? Story at 11...

    3. Re:Trade secret? by scosol · · Score: 1

      Yeah!

      Aren't these theories and this research in violation of the DMCA?!?!?!?

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    4. Re:Trade secret? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Violate the Divine Millenium Copyright Act, and you'll find out just what "millenium" meant when that Second Coming is Coming for YOU.

    5. Re:Trade secret? by etcpasswd · · Score: 1

      My glass is half full. We're able to reverse engineer something.

  40. String theory is Bleeding edge by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not so sure they are barking up the right tree. We don't have the TOE (theory of everything), but I'm not sure if it can be found. That is, I'm not sure if string theory can be valid. Or if it is valid it is not a TOE. I do not have time or energy to prove, but I Belive a TOE violates the 2nd Law of thermodynamics. Granted, some might argue that a TOE would take precedence over the grand 2nd law, but it so reliable and prevents so many stupid things from happening on a big scale that I have faith in it.

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  41. If it does... by feyhunde · · Score: 1

    ... we just are forbiden to know where it is.

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  42. I.A.N.A.S. but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I did a science project last year on string theory. They told me I couldn't do the baking soda volcano or solar system model with balls of aluminum foil anymore. As a test I used ten cans of silly string to represent ten dimensional space but only 3 colors to represent the ones you actually see. Smart huh? I let all 10 cans fly at once thus showing the Big Bang. "Chaos" ensued but eventually it all settled into a stable universe. Smaller minds have banned me from submitting this project again too. Clearly a conspiracy by "the suits" to suppress free thinking. I heard somewhere they patented it too.

  43. Existence of TOE by Gestahl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone ever stopped to think that there is no TOE? And not just that, that there is no valid description of possible universes either? Theoretical physicists are playing mathematical games to find the TOE, but are having lots of trouble. The TOE should produce all the physical constants from its principles, right? What if the TOE has constants? Worse, what if someone proved a Godel or Turing like theorem that says something to the effect of "There is no theory that can describe everything, because there will be at least one (universe|force|particle|whatever) that does exist, but cannot be described." This is the most likely outcome I think.

    At best I think that if we find a TOE it will have extremely poor predictive value because it will be so generic that it tells us not too much more about our universe than we already know, and simply give physicists new universes to wank around in. Not to say we shouldn't research this... ya never know where you might find useful stuff.

    1. Re:Existence of TOE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, lots of physicists have entertained the idea that there isn't a TOE. TOE theorists get all the press, but the majority of physicists don't work on TOEs. However, TOEs are popular among physicists, since they are elegan and physics has had a lot of success with unification in the past.

    2. Re:Existence of TOE by zCyl · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever stopped to think that there is no TOE? ...
      At best I think that if we find a TOE it will have extremely poor predictive value because it will be so generic that it tells us not too much more about our universe than we already know, and simply give physicists new universes to wank around in.


      The phenomenon you describe is already the state of physics. The best theories we have which provide the most fundamental information are often least useful for direct macroscopic prediction because they are so computationally expensive.

      There are two reasons to search for a TOE (which is really just a continual search for each more fundamental theory). The first, is that with each new more fundamental theory allows us to make approximated theories, which give us computable predictive results. The second, is that each new more fundamental theory shows us new boundary conditions at an extreme limit. These boundary conditions are where "new physics" is.

  44. Historical perspective by El · · Score: 3, Informative

    All long time readers of the rec.humor newgroups will recognize "the string joke". Apparently it was submitted so many times that it became a cliche for the "already heard joke", to the point that whenever somebody submitted what was thought to be an old joke, people would reply simply with the phrase "I'm afraid not". Ah, those were the good ol' days...

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    1. Re:Historical perspective by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That Joke was old during Vaudville.

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  45. My String theory by adeyadey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two strings walk into a bar.

    The first string says to the bartender, "Give me a beer." The bartender turns to the second string and says, "and what about for you?" To which the second string replies, "I would also like a beer#@a9101gb230b81;kajf3#$B89*#(&)*13!$%#@$" and goes on and on spewing gibberish.

    The bartender, shocked, asks the first string, "What is your buddy's problem?"

    The first string answers, "Oh, you'll have to excuse him, he isn't null terminated."

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    1. Re:My String theory by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      Another theory...

      A string walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, "HEY! We don't serve your kind here! Beat it!" So the string leaves. He paces around the parking lot for a few minutes, then comes up with an idea. He messes up his hair really vigorously, then ties himself into a knot. He walks right back into the bar. The bartender sees him again, and says, "HEY! Aren't you the guy that I just kicked out of here?!?" The string replies, "I'm a frayed knot."

    2. Re:My String theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two strings walk into a bar.. ouch.

  46. You May Be Looking at a 5+5 universe, my friend by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    So what happens when God messes up on bounds checking, or memory allocation for strings?

    The universe uncurls from its current 3+1+6 configuration to a simple ten dimensional space-time continuum of lower overall energy. Depending on the divide error, one may end up with a simple 9+1 (9 spatial, 1 temporal dimension) universe, but for particularly eggregious errors we end up with 8+2, 7+3, 6+4, and even 5+5 configurations.

    What one would want with 5 temporal and 5 spatial dimensions I don't know, but 5 temporal dimensions might allow me enough time to get my neighbors' Windows boxes free of SoBig and other sundry worms while at the same time allowing me to get that new Gentoo box built. Alas, at that point the universe will probably have to be rebooted anyway (which should be a comfort to those acquaintances forced to run the Redmond OS), but I digress.

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  47. He does play dice... by Superfreaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    His is just 20,000,000,000 sided instead of 20, and he gets +19,000,000,000 HP.

  48. People with issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are several overlooked points in the discussion. Someone above has already pointed out that the Einstein quote about divine gambling is over and misquoted.

    String theory was proposed by Lord Kelvin, who started to investigate by developing a theory of knots, which was expanded by Reidmeister, and blossomed in the 20th century.

    Einstein's special and general relativity were created to explain observed phenomenon that could not be explained by current theories. For special relativity, this was the constant velocity of the speed of light given by electromagnetism and confirmed by the Michaelson-Morley experiments. General relativity is a result of formulating Newtonian gravity in the field theoretic language used for unified electromagnetism. There were bits of data around indicating its necessity, though, such as errors in the perihelion of Mercury.

    Quantum mechanics was similarly developed because of an incredible plethora of data. Thanks to Bell, we now know that (unless theory takes some really extreme turns), before an interaction with a "classical" apparatus, a quantum particle not only has unknown position and momentum, it actually doesn't have either. It's a subtle argument, but it's pretty well tested.

    The motivation for string theory was to remove infinities in the fields which result from point-like particles. There is no physical motivation. String theory was not formulated as a theory of gravity or a grand unification theory. Those were bolted on afterwards as people noticed they could have sufficient degrees of freedom: you can build similar theories with straight up quantum field theory, and many people do for their life's work. So far the theory has produced one observable, which we already knew to far higher accuracy from quantum field theory. Pure number theorists get more physics as a by product than do string theorists. Supersymmetry and the Higgs boson are attempts to clean up mathematical holes, but they seem almost well motivated compared to the morass that is string theory.

    String theory has driven a wedge between theorists and experimentalists in particle physics, and made it "unfashionable" to do serious theory that actually deals with reality. However, the popular press loves it: you can quote big sounding names and no one can nay-say them. Most areas of particle physics abjectly fail when it comes to explaining what you're doing to the layman.

    Thankfully the pendulum seems to be swinging. At Caltech, their one phenomenologist has recently been absolutely swamped with pupils: string theory seems to be dying off at last.

    1. Re:People with issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The motivation for string theory was to remove infinities in the fields which result from point-like particles. There is no physical motivation. String theory was not formulated as a theory of gravity or a grand unification theory.


      Actually, string theory was originally formulated as a theory of the strong nuclear force. It fell out of favor once quantum chromodynamics was invented.


      Those were bolted on afterwards as people noticed they could have sufficient degrees of freedom: you can build similar theories with straight up quantum field theory, and many people do for their life's work.


      You cannot build a theory of gravity from "straight up quantum field theory", at least in the perturbative QFT framework that applies to the other forces. (Nonperturbative canonical quantization might work.)


      So far the theory has produced one observable, which we already knew to far higher accuracy from quantum field theory.


      As far as I know, string theory hasn't predicted any observables ...


      Pure number theorists get more physics as a by product than do string theorists.


      Now that's silly. String theory has a lot more direct connections to physics than number theory. I agree with your basic point that string theory is overhyped and tenuously connected with reality, but this kind of hyperbole does not help your case.
    2. Re:People with issues... by Chemicalscum · · Score: 1
      "Thanks to Bell, we now know that (unless theory takes some really extreme turns), before an interaction with a "classical" apparatus, a quantum particle not only has unknown position and momentum, it actually doesn't have either. It's a subtle argument, but it's pretty well tested."

      The extreme turn that works to recover physical reality is to abandon the principle of contra-factual definiteness (a system cannot be in two logically incompatible states at the same time).

      This of course brings about the many worlds/many histories interpretation of Quantum Mechanics (yes once again a multiplicity of universes). Many physicists reject this - Bell did but he seemed to reject this on moral grounds not physical ones.

      On the other hand most comologists and quantum computation theorists do accept this - particularily following the development of decoherence theory. Furthermore a number of leading Nobel prizewinning theoretical physicists do, such as Gell-Mann and Steven Weinberg.

      But then Weinberg's group now is primarily devoted to string theory and I guess you don't like it.

    3. Re:People with issues... by barawn · · Score: 1


      Now that's silly. String theory has a lot more direct connections to physics than number theory. I agree with your basic point that string theory is overhyped and tenuously connected with reality, but this kind of hyperbole does not help your case.


      He's close. If he would've said "group theory" rather than "number theory", he would've been correct. Group theory is the backbone of a huge amount of modern physics, and there are still subtle points which need to be investigated, though I would never want to do them - hence the reason I am quite happy to let group theorists work it out. :)

    4. Re:People with issues... by barawn · · Score: 1

      Supersymmetry and the Higgs boson are attempts to clean up mathematical holes, but they seem almost well motivated compared to the morass that is string theory.

      Supersymmetry isn't an attempt to clean up a mathematical hole: it's an attempt to unify the strong nuclear, weak nuclear, and electromagnetic forces under one umbrella. Any group which covers all of those must necessarily have a supersymmetry. The Standard Model works just fine without supersymmetry - it's just that supersymmetry seems more elegant to people, so they work out its consequences. There's no reason whatsoever that a unified theory MUST exist. It's just that we'd really like it to. :)

      In addition, the Higgs also isn't an attempt to clean up a mathematical hole. It's very, very necessary, and anyone who learns otherwise might want to read more about particle physics. We know that there exists a broken chiral symmetry (the SU(2) group in the Standard Model), and there has got to be a mechanism for providing that. The current 'best method' is the Higgs, and any other method will likely have to 'look like' the Higgs in a lot of ways. There wasn't any 'mathematical hole' unless you call 'lack of theory' a mathematical hole.

    5. Re:People with issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supersymmetry isn't an attempt to clean up a mathematical hole: it's an attempt to unify the strong nuclear, weak nuclear, and electromagnetic forces under one umbrella.


      Supersymmetry was introduced for reasons other than grand unification. It just became more popular among HEP theorists when they realized it could get the running coupling constants to converge better.
  49. uncertainty by siskbc · · Score: 2, Informative
    An all-knowing and all-powerful God would have no problem predicting the outcome of dice. They are physical objects governed by all the physical relationships that govern things like gravity, collisions and such.

    And the point of QM is that such "relationships" fail miserably when subjected to small distances, energies, single particles, etc.

    Random outcome of dice is just a concept to help us deal with extremely complicated situations.

    Not necessarily. I'll assume you're not really familiar with all the implications of the uncertainty principle, but the problem is that it's actually impossible to gather the information required to make the predictions even if you had the correct parametric forms for all the phenomena. Case in point: what happens if I precisely determine the position and momentum of a particle (your die, if you will)? Well, for a very small particle, I have to use light with a very small wavelength to get sufficient accuracy with regard to position. Unfortunately, short wavelengt == very energetic, so that photon just knocked the crap out of our particle. I knew where it was before I disturbed the system, but I know knothing of it's momentum.

    The concept here is that of conjugate (ie, non-simultaneously-knowable) variables. Position and momentum are a pair. Energy and time are another. Basically, the way to check is if the QM operators for two measurements are commutative. If they're not, you can't know the two properties to arbitrart precision.

    So it's not just about computational power or inferior instruments. It's actually impossible to gain this information, no matter what.

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    1. Re:uncertainty by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      It's actually impossible to gain this information, no matter what.

      You forget that this God idea is not based on science, and has a notion that God is omniscient. If the information exists, the omniscient beings have it.

      Or you could flip it around saying that an omniscient God cannot exist since nothing which interacts with this universe could know both the position and momemntum of any given particle with infinate accuracy.

      Or... if the information does not exist, then not knowing it does not make one any less omiscient, since not knowing about something which doesn't exist doesn't fall outside the realm of infinate knowledge.

      You can't win this God argument, it's like vi vs. emacs.

    2. Re:uncertainty by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the article in the august Scientific American about black hole entropy?

      Well, to put it succinctly, someone mused that a burst of radiation on the surface of a universe is equivalent to the entropy of a black hole through a holographic transformation. So if we truly live in a 3D universe, then there is some 4 dimensional hypersurface out there that maps the entire 3D domain contained within it!
      It's similar to Stoke's Theorem in principle from what little I could gather of the article.

      This isn't funky science. It's derived from Stephen Hawking's work on the entropy of black holes. I don't know whether it's right or not. But I'm saying that it kind of makes you think.

    3. Re:uncertainty by Nilmat · · Score: 1

      Perhaps rather than knowing through science, God knows both position and momentum intuitively. I think that perhaps the only way to truly understand the universe is through intuition, and this intuition cannot be taught.

    4. Re:uncertainty by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Have you seen the article in the august Scientific American about black hole entropy?

      Nah, I cancelled my subscription since it became next to a tabloid.

      That said, at a singularity pretty much all known theories of anything break down. What's the uncertainty of momentum of a black hole? Zero. Uncertainty of position? Zero. So I think most people would agree that trying to rationalize any theory based upon it's actions at a black hole is an exercise in futility - *near* a black hole is a different story.

      Well, to put it succinctly, someone mused that a burst of radiation on the surface of a universe is equivalent to the entropy of a black hole through a holographic transformation. So if we truly live in a 3D universe, then there is some 4 dimensional hypersurface out there that maps the entire 3D domain contained within it!

      Bearing that in mind, one could say that this particular thing wouldn't violate uncertainty, as I can't get any more information with any greater certainty from that surface.

      This isn't funky science. It's derived from Stephen Hawking's work on the entropy of black holes. I don't know whether it's right or not. But I'm saying that it kind of makes you think.

      Well, Hawking's changed his mind on some very important positions a few times, like whether a black hole is a certainty. I don't find that to be a weakness, but it certainly makes this stuff less that certain.

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    5. Re:uncertainty by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Perhaps rather than knowing through science, God knows both position and momentum intuitively. I think that perhaps the only way to truly understand the universe is through intuition, and this intuition cannot be taught.

      No offense, but that sounds like Tony Robbins. Understanding the universe through intuition? I might point out that intuition is based on prior experiences - no one lives in a vacuum. Bring's Plato's cave allegory to mind. The Greeks tried that "intuition" angle and determined that all matter is made of some combination of water, fire, earth, air. Didn't work so well.

      I think what you said would go over really well in a new-age philosophy book, but when it comes to determining the position and momentum for an electron, simultaneously, it doesn't quite cut it.

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    6. Re:uncertainty by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      lol
      That's why I cancelled my Discover subscription, and I never even look at Popular Science anymore.

    7. Re:uncertainty by Nilmat · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, pardon me. I momentarily forgot that slashdot is a bad place to mention anything religious unless you wish to
      (a) disparage it
      (b) joke about it
      (c) automatically be dismissed as a new-age hack
      I won't make the mistake again.

    8. Re:uncertainty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't that you can't "know" position and momentum. The problem is that those two values simply do not have independent existence. Look at the equation. Delta-p times delta-m is less than or equal to h-bar. Always. Under any conditions of "knowing" or "not knowing", whether or not you're tossing other particles in there to measure. There's no reference to any measurement, or "disturbing the experiment", or "observer" anywhere in that equation.

      The Uncertainty Principle is often misexplained as a limitation of practical experimental knowledge, when in fact it's a fundamental limitation of the conjugate pair itself.

      Since we're not talking about a thing to be "known", intuition doesn't enter into it.

      http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_Princi pl e

  50. String Theory != Superstring Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Capice?

  51. Deeper questions... by NaugaHunter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is there a click through license when you are born? And does a C-section circumvent it?

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  52. Yes! and other good physics books by snooo53 · · Score: 3, Informative
    I wholeheartedly agree. I own "The Elegant Universe" and can also say that it is very readable and it is one of the few books I kept from my quantum physics courses.

    Some other good physics books that don't focus on String Theory that I also thought were very readable:

    For Dark Matter and Dark Energy- Quintessence by Lawrence Krauss (who also wrote the Physics of Star Trek)

    For Quantum Computing- Minds, Machines and the Multiverse by Julian Brown

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  53. Is it patentable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it patentable?

  54. Cheap thrills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bash-2.05$ echo "Let there be light" >universe bash-2.05$ strings universe Let there be light

  55. I had a really good String theory by hrieke · · Score: 4, Funny

    But then Schrodinger's Cat started to play with it.
    Now all I have is a mess.

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    1. Re:I had a really good String theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Schrodinger's Cat died!

      YOU INSESITIVE CLOD!

    2. Re:I had a really good String theory by xyrw · · Score: 1

      It was a really good theory. And I had to do it again so it wasn't as good.

      It was a ... bummer.

  56. Everyone seems to be dying by vivek7006 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But Dr. Max Tegmark, a cosmologist at the University of Pennsylvania, said, "I think this grand dream is basically dying."

    Along with BSD, trinity and internet.....

    BSD has been dying for over 10 years.

    Trinity died even before reloaded could hit the screen.

    Internet has been dying for sometime now.

  57. I'll second that! by pdp11e · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes I do have a physics PhD and I have done a lot of quantum mechanics in my time (low energy electron-molecule collisions). Yet, I don't have a clue about the string theory. Popular articles on the subject do not help at all (at least for me).
    I guess this is just an extreme example of the typical slashdot discussion. A lot of people are "insightful" and "informative" particularly if the topic is esoteric enough.

    1. Re:I'll second that! by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Do you deal with vibrational relaxation, or non-equilibrium kinetic theory?
      A better way to think of it may be try and understand that there are more than the regular states of vibration (3), rotation (3) and translation (3). They arise from the extra dimensions in string theory. The next idea is to just visualize a vibrating string, and the mode that it is vibrating in. There are so many modes for a string, and each string may vibrate in a different number of dimensions.
      Think of the strings as following bose statistics for each possible vibrational mode (but there are many modes for each dimension!).
      In the end, you just have these bits of stuff that vibrate in several dimensions and have energy levels for each dimension. Just the way a molecule has vibration, translation and rotational modes... so does a string. But it also has each of those types of movements in many dimensions (instead of the familiar three).
      I don't mean to make it sound so trivial, but that's the gist of the idea. To get your thinking in the right frame of mind, you might want to think about the Vlasov or Boltzmann equations and how they represent the dynamics of a system (basically, take moments of the continuity equation and sum them to infinity; each moment has different degrees of freedom associated with it). Or do a search on vibrational relaxation (that's a good one for string theory, I think).

      Then again, you could just say I'm full of BS. =)

      Oh and for books on the math, I'd recommend some on geometry of manifolds, M-theory, and there are even a couple that have string theory in their titles. They are math books written by math guys/gals, so be prepared for some boring material. Just keep in mind that quantum mechanics deals with particles; string theory turns those particles into bits of vibrating string.

    2. Re:I'll second that! by Snags · · Score: 1
      Believe me, I've pondered string theory. The basic problem I have is that in order to really get a physical theory, I have to fully understand it from the ground up. Most of the people who are smart enough to get string theory are terrible teachers. So all that's left is bad books. These are either written for normal people and leave out most of the details I want, or they are written for specialists who are being guided by an expert who can answer their questions. I'm neither. I'm a PhD physicist who doesn't have any string theorists around to ask questions to.

      By the way, there are only the modes you described for a non-linear triatomic molecule. The number of modes is equal to 3*N (where N is the number of atoms), and there are always 3 translational. Linear molecules have 2 rotational, while non-linear molecules have 3 rotational. The rest are vibrational.

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    3. Re:I'll second that! by sexylicious · · Score: 1

      Oops! Forgot that rule about the degrees of freedom!

      You're right though about finding a good source for learning string theory. The best resource I've found was a book on M-theory a while back. It was at the college bookstore (university bookstore in seattle). I just glanced at it and decided to pick it up. It helped. I'm not a mathematician, but I could work through the book.

      Finding the right notation helps too. If I remember that book, I'll post a reply tonight. =)

    4. Re:I'll second that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polchinski's book is not bad; you can learn string theory out of it (to an extent, it eventually starts skimming over topics pretty fast) without being guided by an expert -- assuming you already know QFT.

  58. Back to the Future mentioned in article... by macshune · · Score: 1

    "Unfortunately, most of the available dark matter on the Earth was devoured by Dr. Emmett Brown's steam-powered time-travelling locomotive. Dr. Brown split the hoverboard Marty left behind and placed the two disks mounted to the bottom of the hoverboard against each other to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of energy needed for temporal displacement," Dr. Susskind said as he finished an equaition on the room's chalkboard.

    "...the reaction allowed time travel to occur, but the cast iron structure of the locomotive devoured all the dark matter it came into contact with. Fortunately, recent satellite data has told us that dark matter springs back to life from nowhere, violating the laws of conservation and maintaing the equilibrium that prevents the universe from shooting away in all directions."

    Dr. Susskind finishes by saying, "Just imagine if everyone had time-travelling locomotives! What a problem that would be!"

  59. Executive summary by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The universe is tied up in knots. Figuring out just how has physicists tied up in knots
    QED

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  60. Well, by default+luser · · Score: 1

    Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.

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  61. (Correct URL) Re:Scientific American Article by cnock · · Score: 1
    1. Re:(Correct URL) Re:Scientific American Article by cnock · · Score: 2, Informative
  62. Strings and Time by annisette · · Score: 1

    I thought about the string theory a while ago and had a flash and now that the subject is up I propose that strings and wormholes are the same thing,(who says wormholes have to be big?) could help with time distortion facts and well maybe we can't find dark matter because it is always going from here to there in sub-atomic space. If we eventualy find a way to suck the energy out of a solar system to prove what ever, do it ot the McCoy's solar ststem, they started it all. What would we have if we turned a sphere inside out?

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  63. Primer to get you up to speed on current theory by Nova+Express · · Score: 5, Informative

    I know more about string and particle theory than 99% of the population, which means I'm still a comparative dumbass on the subject in relation to people who really know what they're talking about.

    However, here's a spiffy chart of the current "standard model" to help people get up to speed. Especially helpful for those who don't normally deal with Mesons and Antibayrons on a regular basis...

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  64. Irrelevant by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
    some string theorists supporting a semi-deterministic worldview
    This is largely irrelevant to String Theory (ST). ST is built on Quantum Mechanics (QM). It really doesn't modify QM at all - it builds on QM's foundations. QM sets out a very general framework within which you can construct theories and ST is just one example. So any of the philosophical questions (indeterminacy, multiple universes etc.) that QM raises are still there and ST does little or nothing to change that. It's conceivable that some kind of magic will pop out of ST at some point that will radically change things and feed back down into QM modifying it. AFAIK that hasn't happened. So any string theorist who has anything to say about determinacy is doing so as a general quantum mechanic.
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  65. PBS Nova: The Elegant Universe homepage by cyranoVR · · Score: 2, Informative

    The NY Times article mentions that Nova is doing an string theory episode this fall (Oct 28,2003 and Nov 4, 2003) based on Brian Greene's book The Elegant Universe. Turns out the homepage for this episode is already online with plenty of interviews and animations.

  66. Re:No, no, Rene' Descartes walks into a bar by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


    Rene' Descartes walked into a bar. The bartender shouted to him, "Hey Rene'! How about a drink!"

    Descartes replied, "I think not.."

    Then he disappeared.

  67. 42 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Nuff said.

  68. God Does Not Play Nice With The Universe by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

    God Does Not Play The Trombone Either.

    Because I said so.

  69. I Refute It Thus by meehawl · · Score: 1
    The anthropic principle is a priori true until a meta-level of organisation or determination is proven to exist. You're right, it is defined to be true... and is always true within a rational weltanschauung. Only if you complexify your life and step outside the bounds of rationality, invoking vague metaphysical explanations, does this issue become muddy.

    It impresses me that so many debates over anthropomorphism use violent analogies or parables. Maybe it's because it is impossible to reconcile the opposing viewpoints. The only successful strategies through history for deliberately changing world-views has been conversion or repression.
    Refutation of Bishop Berkely After we came out of the church, we stood talking for some time together of Bishop Berkeley's ingenious sophistry to prove the nonexistence of matter, and that every thing in the universe is merely ideal. I observed, that though we are satisfied his doctrine is not true, it is impossible to refute it. I never shall forget the alacrity with which Johnson answered, striking his foot with mighty force against a large stone, till he rebounded from it -- "I refute it thus."
    This rudderless world is not shaped by vague metaphysical forces. It is not God who kills the children. Not Fate that butchers them or Destiny that feeds them to dogs. It's us. Only us.
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    1. Re:I Refute It Thus by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      I would say that while not directly refuted, the ant. priciple becomes more valid the more "possible universes" or possible worlds exist.

      Given an infinate number of _existing_ universes, it should be no suprise that we're in this one.

      Given an infinate number of _possible_ universes, but only one existing one, it would be very suprising that we exist.

      Here, I'll forgo violence and use a sex analogy. I'm me because of one of a million unique sperm merged with an egg. That I have the genetic code of sperm 0999999 rather than sperm 0 - 0999998 is not remarkable.

      But if it was known that only one sperm--the very one that made me--could form a viable embryo (the rest would have caused an abortion).. well, my birth would be by all counts a genuine miracle.

      So we need to find out what's the case: the one universe we can see? or a google that we cannot?

      -jon

    2. Re:I Refute It Thus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vote for the google that we cannot.

  70. Contradictions by master_p · · Score: 1

    I am no physicist, so somebody please explain to me the following inconsistency:

    -energy can't be destroyed or created

    -matter is energy and energy is matter, according to the famous formula e = mc2.

    -the universe was created with a Big Bang(tm).

    So, if the universe was created, doesn't that mean that energy can be created too ? If energy can be created, does that mean that our current physics is bollocks ?

    It would really take a ...very long string to explain the universe. Let's hope I see it in my lifetime (and humans don't disappear!!!)...

    1. Re:Contradictions by confused+one · · Score: 1

      (IAAAP) I am an applied physicist... The big bang started with all the energy and mass of the universe condensed into the space of a point particle... Immediately following the big bang, the universe was (basically) all energy. It would have been uncomfortably warm... shortly thereafter, matter started to coelesce out of the Matrix... (note the overused movie reference) Before that instant, what lead up to it, we haven't a clue... Maybe god sneezed.

    2. Re:Contradictions by jonhuang · · Score: 1

      IANAS. hah.

      Current physics does not attempt to explain what caused the big bang--there is no information available prior to it, nor do current laws of physics apply. It is generally believed to be a deep mystery, and likely to always remain so.

      sorry.

    3. Re:Contradictions by Legendre · · Score: 1

      -energy can't be destroyed or created

      Energy CAN be destroyed or created (as you pointed out, converted to matter). What you're probably trying to say is that the TOTAL energy of the universe has to be conserved (and that includes the rest energy from matter).

      I bet you heard the "energy can't be destroyed or created" line from a chemistry class -- in that context it's a very good approximation.

    4. Re:Contradictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A coulple of possibilities. The universe has a net content of of zero evergy. The gravitational attraction among all the bodies in the universe is a form a negative energy, for instance. The "dark energy" or "cosmological constant" could be negative as well.

      Another possibility is that the content of the universe has always existed, and the universe cycles through phases of expansion and collapse. The current evidence indicates that the universe is "open," or will expand forever, but its very close, and only applies to the portion of the universe that is observable to us, at any rate.

      Dealing with the the big bang is a pretty dicey affair in any event. Beyond some point, known physics cease to operate, and it seems likely that the usual notions of space and time are very confused, if not completely irrelevant. Concepts of matter/energy necessarily would have the same fate. (via the uncertainty principle) Here there be dragons!

    5. Re:Contradictions by billeger · · Score: 1
      "...deep mystery, and likely to always remain so."

      My hope is to be spared the doom that would be ours if we don't appreciate how many "deep mysteries once seen as unsolvable" are floating about as common knowledge.

      The questions involved in Big Bang are dealt with in other context in many active projects. So, in that and other senses, some science is in the trenches on Big Bang.

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    6. Re:Contradictions by jonhuang · · Score: 1
      Let me clarify. Unlike trivial questions like "what is matter made of" and "why does day turn into night", asking "what happened before the big bang" is impossible because there is no information about it. I'll let an actual scientist say that:

      From here

      Modern physics enables astrophysicists to calculate the size and density of the universe at any time in its 15-billion year history--right back to the big bang.

      Scientists are very proud of this accomplishment. "Only the first 10-43 seconds remain obscure," notes a self-confident UW Astronomy Professor Bruce Margon.

      But what happened before the big bang?

      That stops Astronomy Chair Craig Hogan dead in his tracks.

      "What, you're not greedy or anything, are you?," he asks with incredulity that anyone would not be satisfied to know what happened over 15 billion years after the big bang.

      And then he pauses, thoughtfully:

      "What happened before?," he muses. "No one could really know. All memory of that time is lost, everything from then is forgotten. That was a period of such catastrophic instability that it just doesn't remember what came before it. We probably could never find out, either. There just isn't any information left over from it."

      Margon has addressed this question, too. As he told the Washington Post last year, "One would think that if someone has trouble reconciling religion with physics, they would like the big bang. It has beautiful elements of ultimate mystery

    7. Re:Contradictions by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Informative
      The confused one's reply is useful. I think it should be added that the Big Bang was a true singularity (or something roughly equivalent thereto) - and most physicists agree that the laws of nature DO break down at a singularity (luckily, there aren't any naked singularities out there in the universe - they are all modestly cloaked in event horizons). Sure, energy was either created at that instant, when t=0, or otherwise got there when it wasn't there before (what does before mean again? hmm), but that's a singularity for you. This doesn't mean that physics is bollocks, just that physics, and the rest of science, can only describe the universe starting at, or withing moments (femtoseconds) after the Big Bang.


      "Before" the Big Bang, we don't know. In fact, the phrase "before" the Big Bang isn't really well defined, since as best we understand the working of things right now, there is no "time" at all prior to the Big Bang, since time is a property of (and temporal dimension of) our Universe. So in what stuff, place or location did the Big Bang occur? Why was all that matter compressed into one point? Was it caused by some irregularity in some higher order somethingness? Did the Universe have to come into existence, or not? Did it have to take a certain form or not? Some of these questions are properly the domain of philosophy at this point, but all of them are questions that physicists would love to be able to analyze, if there were any data available. Unfortunately, barring radical new discoveries, we're just not likely to answer most of those questions anytime soon. But that certainly doesn't mean that physics is bollocks - you just have to understand that most of modern physics seeks to describe and model predictable behaviors of the universe, rather than to explain them. If you want answers to "how", physics is pretty good at giving them. If you want answers to "why", physics sucks - every "why" just produces another question that you need to ask "why to.


      For example, I can say an electric generator works because of the electromagnetic force, and that the electromagnetic force produces an r^2 force between particles with a property we call charge. Why? Well, particles with charge exchange virtual photons which results in this force. Why? Err... well... because QED says so? It all breaks down after a while. Four years as a physics major led me to a deep, deep depression when I realized physics just couldn't provide the kind of Einsteinian "why" answers I was looking for. The great physicists of the first half of this century came into a rapidly growing field where it was reasonable to think we'd have it all solved soon. I came into a sluggish, sick field filled with unsatisfied, unhappy scientists. Ugh. Glad I got myself out of there. Rant off.

  71. Like a friend of mine... by Reaper9889 · · Score: 1

    God plays dice and he doesn't know the result because he doesn't exist...

  72. Superstring theory is not the only candidate by az4+h0th · · Score: 4, Informative

    You may also be interested in reading about loop quantum gravity, an alternative theory of everything. I' not expert, better refer to this reference that I looked up.

    1. Re:Superstring theory is not the only candidate by tqft · · Score: 1

      Also try

      math.ucr.edu/home/baez/README.html

      USENET sci.physics.research

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    2. Re:Superstring theory is not the only candidate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's no troll, read the sites.

  73. Don't tell God what to do by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    Fewer people know Neils Bohrs' response, which I think is more insightful:

    "Don't tell God what to do."

    1. Re:Don't tell God what to do by nanojath · · Score: 1

      I remember reading a book on chaos theory that had a statement on the last page that said: If God played dice with the universe - he'd win.

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  74. God doesn't play dice... by confused+one · · Score: 1
    He's running a big Monte Carlo simulation; and, if he doesn't like the way it's turning out, He'll terminate the process, change a few parameters and restart...

  75. String? by Heidistein · · Score: 1

    Its some kind of underwear, wht mostly, girls wear?
    a theory about it? *starts reading*

  76. Bell's inequality by menscher · · Score: 1
    Please don't use the word "proven" when talking of Bell's inequality. That is simply not the case. The experimenters realize that they have not done this to a sufficient degree, but only for special cases. For example, yes, they can pass a photon through several miles of fiber and send its partner through several miles the other direction, then record the outputs. If they're really separated by miles, and the measurements are made simultaneously, then no information could be passed, right?

    Wrong!

    They're not really separated by miles -- they're doing this in a lab with a coil of fiber. Furthermore, what constitutes a measurement? Is it when the photons hit the polarizer? When they hit the detector? When the detector writes to the computer's hard drive? When a grad student analyzes the data?

    These are not easy questions, and it will be some time before many of the issues are fully resolved.

    As a side note, there are also people investigating the possibility that Bell is wrong. Two papers I've been meaning to read for a while are

    1. Re:Bell's inequality by tqft · · Score: 1

      Definitely not having a go at you.

      "Furthermore, what constitutes a measurement? "
      Very good point.

      ". If they're really separated by miles, ...

      They're not really separated by miles"

      My beef with this is the (I think and may be sadly wrong) conceptual flaw people have that these particles are separated. With no measurement performed on them they aren't anywhere (Copenhagen Interpretation I know). Measurement performed they are somewhere and at this point the separation between the measurement devices is relevant - but information does not necessarily have to have been sent miles/lightyears/cm.

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  77. God and physics by siskbc · · Score: 1
    You forget that this God idea is not based on science, and has a notion that God is omniscient. If the information exists, the omniscient beings have it.

    I assumed the previous response was arguing from a scientific standpoint. The possibility of a real God in QM, as opposed to a metaphorical one, isn't worth discussing.

    You can't win this God argument, it's like vi vs. emacs.

    I come from Kentucky. You can't even not lose the God argument.

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  78. Re:Feynman quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Richard P. Feynman once said something like that : "Nobody understands Quantum Mechanics".

  79. Nova Special by breon.halling · · Score: 1

    On October 28th, from 8pm to 10pm EST, the PBS show "Nova" will be running a special regarding string theory (among other things). More details are here: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/elegant/.

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  80. string theory by billeger · · Score: 1

    One use where science is most proficient, getting and keeping grants. Most of us need to come up with recommendations or ideas that work. It appears many scientists today seek theories that are unprovable as the quoted story hints: "In principle, strings can unite all the forces of nature, including gravity, in a single mathematical framework. But the "stringiness" of nature manifests itself only at energies and temperatures that can be generated in a particle accelerator the size of a small galaxy. "As a result, physicists have been left at the mercy of their mathematical imaginations or sifting cosmological data for hints of a clue from God's own particle accelerator, the Big Bang." You can find the word "unanalyzable" in some writing as a proven quality in material they simply don't grok YET.

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  81. Random chance in the gaps by PineHall · · Score: 1
    Was the universe designed for us? Or did we just get lucky?

    The string theories are not very satisfying when billions and billions of universes are needed for ours to exist by random chance. The mathematical games played to extend quantium mechanics to bind everything together is impressive, but it appears to be using random chance to explain the rare uniqueness of our universe that allows life to exist. I find that a designer of the universe is a more satisfying solution than using random chance to account for the very rare uniqueness of our universe.

    1. Re:Random chance in the gaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      I also find that a designer is a more satisfying solution than random chance to account for the very rare uniqueness of the bridge hand I just picked up. Why, there's over four hundred trillion trillion ways that hand could have occurred. It's nonsense to claim that random chance could have produced it.

      And even if you wanted to make that assumption, I've been playing bridge all night. At least a dozen hands. A couple google-to-one odds against that night of bridge being possible. It must be intelligent intervention; if not divine, than at least super-intelligent space aliens.

      Emotional satisfaction is so much more important than actual analysis.

    2. Re:Random chance in the gaps by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      the chances for something that exists to exist are exactly 1 in 1. I believe in design with a Designer too, but I wouldn't use statistics to argue my case.

    3. Re:Random chance in the gaps by billeger · · Score: 1

      It's been my thought for some time that 'theory' may be the wrong word here. "String postulations" seems more accurate. Those working the field seem ready to admit that it is beyond proof. Postulations, however, don't attract as much funding as a good robust theory so we'll stay with that. It's at least as much fun as the traditional astronomer game, "MY telescope is bigger than yours!"

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    4. Re:Random chance in the gaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The string theories are not very satisfying when billions and billions of universes are needed for ours to exist by random chance.


      Nobody said in string theory that "billions and billions of universes are needed for ours to exist by random chance". That is far from known, in string theory or any other theory.


      I find that a designer of the universe is a more satisfying solution than using random chance to account for the very rare uniqueness of our universe.


      Every universe is "rare" and "unique" in some way. Just maybe not the anthrocentric way that people who appeal to Intelligent Design usually mean.

      In the meantime, while you seek an answer that is emotionally satisfying, I'll keep looking for one that is true.
    5. Re:Random chance in the gaps by agentforsythe · · Score: 1

      "billions and billions of universes are needed for ours to exist by random chance"

      What utter pish! Take for example, the first draw ever of the national lottery... the person who won that didn't have to buy 13 million (or whatever the figure is) tickets, he/she just won first time.

      Same with rolling a die, there's a 1 in 6 chance of getting a '3', but that can happen the first time you roll it.

    6. Re:Random chance in the gaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ohhhh...swallow it baby! swallow it!!

      How's that for satisfying?

    7. Re:Random chance in the gaps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While you are out analyizing things and playing homosexual games of bridge, I will be at your house...fucking your wife!

  82. No, no, Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart by spun · · Score: 1

    Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
    Who was very rarely stable.
    Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
    Who could think you under the table.
    David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel.
    And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

    There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist;
    Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

    John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
    On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
    Plato, they say, could stick it away;
    Half a crate of whiskey every day.
    Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle; Hobbes was fond of his dram.
    And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am."

    Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
    A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

    I am relatively uncertain how this all relates to string theory, but I'm sure it does.

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  83. Religious posts aren't the problem by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Ah yes, pardon me. I momentarily forgot that slashdot is a bad place to mention anything religious

    Well, aside from the "News for nerds...news that matters" bit that doesn't generally include religion, religion and science don't typically belong together because they are diametrically opposed, typically. Science deals with building theories from evidence, religion, for good or bad, deals with faith, not evidence. This was a discussion about science, to which you bring up a comment like "the universe should be understood intuitively." The onus is on you. If I brought up string theory in a discussion of religion, the burden would be mine.

    That said, it doesn't even make sense from a religious standpoint, but actually does sound more like the kind of vacuous new-age enlightment teaching that suggested that one might get energy from crystals. Similarly, feel free to actually explain to me what "understanding the universe intuitively" means. Give me details, including how I might be able do do it. Are you talking about enlightment? Nirvana? Salvation? What? You claim this was a religious comment, yet you don't mention how. And which religion, by the way? You don't even mention that. Not to mention which, from your comment it doesn't sound like I'm the first to accuse you of bringing up unfounded, nebulous new-age-isms. Seems to me, where there's smoke, there's probably fire.

    But no, slashdot isn't necessarily the wrong place to mention religion. Slashdot's the wrong place to bring up anything pro-microsoft or anti-linux or anti-mac, as I've learned the hard way. That said, there's not really a good place for making vague, nebulous feel-good statements, about religion or anything else, and a discussion of string theory is certainly not the place for it. Remember, it was your response to a discussion of quantum theory, so you have to expect someone to question you for making such a statement rather than accepting your position as gospel. If you can't back up what you say, don't blame the general community for questioning you. As I'm fairly tolerant, I'll indulge anyone's discussion, including yours, so long as it mentions something reasonably funny, insightful or informative...no offense (really!) but "understanding the universe intuitively" fails all three standards.

    So again, if you'd like to explain what you meant, it might provoke an interesting discussion. On its own, however, your original comment neither answered any questions nor really provoked any, hence my response. I'm not dismissing anyone's views - you just need to bring more than that to the table.

    As I said, I fully invite you to clarify. Your views aren't being dismissed, simply your previous comment, and there's a world of difference in the two.

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  84. Anyone remember the old Times headline? by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

    The New York Times had an article, way back in the day, on the New York transit system. It was in a shambles. A major fix to the system was implemented on a Monday. Can you see where this is going? Yup, the headline read "Sick Transit's Glorious Monday."

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  85. About gods and dices by ja · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why do everybody (or every second) have to get the concept of a god intermingled with nuclear science?

    It is not like we are running for president, so get over it!

    mvh // Jens MAndreasen

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  86. Thank you! by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 1

    Wow, someone on slashdot with a great sense of humour. I nominate this one for:

    POST OF THE DAY

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  87. Re:MOD THIS CLOWN DOWN: RTFA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Asshat." I like that.

  88. Spirituality a Requirement by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1

    No matter how deep science delves, no matter which fancy new equation is popular this year, one problem still remains...

    Why something instead of nothing?

    Because we have something, and something can't arise from nothing, science can never find the "answer" in a formula.

    I am not religious, but I consider myself deeply spiratual for the reasons mentioned above. And while I love science, this is one area it can only go so far in.

    1. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we have something, and something can't arise from nothing,science can never find the "answer" in a formula.


      We don't know that something can't arise from nothing, and we don't know that the universe had a beginning, either.


      I am not religious, but I consider myself deeply spiratual for the reasons mentioned above. And while I love science, this is one area it can only go so far in.


      Any description of the universe rests on assumptions which themselves have no explanation within the descriptive framework. This is true of science, it is true of religion, and it is true of "spirituality". Just because there are things that science doesn't have an answer for at the moment doesn't mean that other epistemological systems do have an answer.
    2. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      I am not religious at all. People say how can something come from nothing....there must be a god. I always say that god is something from nothing. To me its just an easy explaination.

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    3. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      God is not something from nothing because nothing cannot create anything on its own.

      If only nothing exists, how can the nothing do anything, let alone create God?????

      God is not created. He must exist eternally and be the first cause, otherwise He would not be God.

      And He is.

    4. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      There has never been an observed case of something arising out of nothing. So I disagree here while respecting your opinion.

    5. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has never been an observed case of something arising out of nothing.


      The origin of our universe is a rather singular (pardon the pun) event, wouldn't you say? I certainly don't expect to easily observe the conditions giving rise to a new universe. Anyway, how could we observe "something arising out of nothing"? "Something" (= our universe) is already here.

      Or if you mean, say, matter popping into existence out of vacuum, we do observe that. There are theories of quantum cosmology that suggest that spacetime itself could have arisen in the same way.
    6. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If gods can exist without a higher being creating them, then why not universes?

    7. Re:Spirituality a Requirement by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      thats such a good point.

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  89. Greg Egan link by tqft · · Score: 1

    http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/

    Lots of good stuff here

    Applets:
    http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net. au/APPLETS/A pplets.html

    Some of the applets/code has/is being used by real physicists looking at this stuff

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  90. Loop quantum gravity is not a theory of everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Loop quantum gravity is not an alternative theory of everything. It is an alternate theory of quantum gravity; it does not attempt to be a "theory of everything". (i.e., it treats only gravity, not the other forces, and does not attempt to unify gravity with them.)

  91. Oh, I dunno about that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Oh, I dunno about that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but he's dead now.

  92. String Theory a Turing Machine? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I vaguely remember some theorist complaining that String theory is so complex that it has more or less become a Turing Machine in which *any* universe can be explained simply by "executing" it with whatever parameters (code) you want to explain (simulate) a given something. In other words, theorists have piled on so many layers of complexity in order to get something to work that they have built a virtual computer chip of sorts. That would mean that there is no simple core model candidate right now and String is probably baseless since it can be (simulate) anything you want.

    The structure also kind of resembles DNA. Perhaps the parameters for our Universe are encoded at the base level in a DNA-like thingy in a round-about way.

  93. Actually... by rune2 · · Score: 1

    It both exists and doesn't exist at exactly the same time! ;-)

  94. Philosophy, not physics? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

    "What it leaves behind," Dr. Susskind said, "it's hard to say. Almost certainly not a livable universe."

    Livable? To our current standards, no. Livable in some other form, I'd bet my last 2 cents on it.

    Somehow flatland comes to mind with that statement... anyway...

    It is somewhat arrogant to say that life cannot exist in that universe in which it's description is "hard to say". It is also somewhat arrogant to say that we can understand our universe from the 4 dimensions that we are trapped in... especially concidering that the universe we are describing has dimensions beyond ours. Our 4-dimensional way of thinking can be applied to 10+ dimensional universes? To me that's like trying to apply algebra to calculus... or better yet, sureal numbers.

    What I'm trying to get at is the very question of if we are capable of understanding our universe fully, or are we stuck in our close-minded 4-dimensional realm in which there is no escape? And their statement of life certianly brings up the philosophical question of the very definition of life or sentient beings.

    There's just too many unanswered questions that many of these statements are balancing on. If one were to take my opinion seriously, I'd say that we're going to reach a limit to our scientific discoveries until a revolution of the accepted philosophical model of the universe is undergone.

    And until that happens, I'll be watching TV.

  95. The real reason this article was posted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just had to do it, didn't you?

  96. free food and more ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -why being able to catch a ball, run fast and put a thread thru a needle matters more then "a theory of everything"?

    -"does this mean i get free food, if there's "a theory of everything"?"

    -"are we still going to get blackouts, if there's "a theory of everything"?"

    -"are GAMMA-rays still going to hurt me, if there's "a theory of everything"?"

  97. the SOLUTION anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    try here:

    http://203.156.46.105/tap.htm

    don't swamp it's a 64 kbps link!
    thx!

  98. Let's ban E=MC2 first by jkirby · · Score: 1

    We have made some serious and fundamental mistakes in physics. Let's go back and rethink things since we now know that the speed of light is variable. Maybe we will gain some new insight.

    Space-time does not dilate mass dilates. This changes many, many things.

    String theory is like E=MC2; some of the anwsers are right, but we are asking the wrong qiestions.

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    Jamey Kirby
  99. MOD PARENT UP by desitter · · Score: 0

    since his/her comments generally reflect mine which is by most people taken as a sign a comment is valid :)

  100. Loop quantum gravity by desitter · · Score: 1, Informative

    As another replier also mentioned, loop quantum gravity is nota theory of everything. It is an attempt to do quantum gravity, that is the quantum version of the generally accepted of general relativity. Now at this point I should warn you that i am a string theorist, so loop quantum gravity is not my thing, but:

    Loop quantum gravity has never been proven to predict the same things as ordinary general relativity to my knowledge. That is, the limit in which loop quantum gravity should reduce to general relativity is (in four dimensions) calculationally not under (analytic) control (read: some handwaiving is involved). That said, there is no fundamental reason loop quantum gravity shouldn't work....

    While we are on the subject, there is one other way of doing 'quantum gravity' apart from loop quantum gravity and string theory: that is canonical quantum gravity. Here the philosophy is that the reason we cannot make sense of quantum gravity up to now is that we simply haven't found the right way to calculate (read 'regularize' for those in the know).One way of dealing with this problem is to brute force the problem: put it on a computer. This seems to work just fine (in three dimensions).

    String theory: To Infinity And Beyond!

    1. Re:Loop quantum gravity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loop quantum gravity has never been proven to predict the same things as ordinary general relativity to my knowledge.


      Correct. There are two main lines of attack (Ashtekar's coherent "shadow" state approach, which is the farthest along, and spin foam renormalization group ideas by various people). None of them have yet succeeded.


      While we are on the subject, there is one other way of doing 'quantum gravity' apart from loop quantum gravity and string theory: that is canonical quantum gravity.


      Technically, loop quantum gravity is canonical quantum gravity (just in connection variables, rather than the usual metric variables).


      One way of dealing with this problem is to brute force the problem: put it on a computer. This seems to work just fine (in three dimensions).


      The Euclidean theory seems sick, but people like Ambjorn, Loll, Anagnostopoulous, Jurkiewicz, etc. have made good progress on the Lorentzian version.
    2. Re:Loop quantum gravity by desitter · · Score: 0

      Hey there even was a paper a few days ago by Renate that they can even perform the sum over topologies in three lorentzian dimensions if i'm not mistaken.

  101. semi-deterministic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Need I say more than what the subject does? I don't get the term "semi-deterministic". Maybe I am just a physics novice, but philosophically, either something is deterministic or it isn't. Deterministic (vs. non-deterministic) means that, given the current state, in principle the future state can be exactly known without any doubt (vs. can't be known). So what is "semi-deterministic" supposed to mean? That it can be sort of exactly known, without any doubt, but possibly with just a little teency doubt? As far as I can tell, "semi-deterministic" is completely meaningless.

  102. Followed by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Segmentation Fault(galactic coredump)

  103. String theory - reasons to be cheerful... by PoorLenore · · Score: 1

    Whilst I agree that much (if not all) of string theory remains just that, i.e. theory, it does produce results that are strongly suggestive of an underlying truth. I just finished a degree in theoretical physics, and am about to start a PhD on cosmological implications of string theory (oh, and since this is /., I'll also mention that I'm female, since we're somewhat under-represented here!). My final-year undergrad. project looked at a string-theoretic treatment (Vafa, Strominger, et al.) of Hawking radiation, comparing it with Hawking's own treatment using quantum field theory in asymptotically flat space-time. Hawking's theory raises the problem of black-hole entropy: it can be calculated in terms of the area of the black hole, but what exactly is 'disordered' to produce this entropy? A string theoretic treatment of black holes, considering intersections of higher-dimension 'strings' ('Dirichlet branes') and the interactions of strings with boundary conditions on these branes, gives a result for the entropy of the black hole which corresponds to the quantum-field-based result, including numerical factors. OK, so this is all quite non-trivial, but the point is that (a) I have a fair idea of what I'm talking about, up to a point, and (b) there are strong indications that string theory is pointing the way to a viable theory of quantum gravity. It may not be the right answer, it probably isn't the right answer, but just as Newtonian physics pointed the way to relativistic mechanics, and was subsumed by it, so I believe string theory will provide insights vital to the next stage in our understanding of 'how it all works'.

  104. God writes comments! (and uses 3-space tabs) by MadMoses · · Score: 1

    As Matthew Murphy found out through carefule reverse engineering, DNA is actually C code written by god, and the 60% of genes that seem to serve no function are actually comments! Read a sample of the code here

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    Do not be alarmed. This is only a test.
  105. When God Plays Dice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When God plays dice with the Universe, he throws every number at once.

    Have a look at the Many Worlds interpretation of Quantum Mechanics for all the answers you need...you might start with David Deutsch's excellent Fabric of Reality.

  106. Lord of the Strings by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    One theory to rule them all!

  107. Who sat through the credits of Sim City 2000? by neglige · · Score: 1

    Three strings come to a bar. First string orders a beer. The bartender asks "Are you a string?" to which the string truthfully replies "Yes." Says the bartender: "We don't serve strings here!"
    Second string orders a beer. Again, the bartender asks: "Are you a string?", again the string says "Yes". "We don't serve strings here!"
    The third string - before ordering his beer - messes up his hair and bends into a loop. The bartender asks again: "Are you a string?"

    "No, I'm a frayed knot."

    I hope I got it right. Saw that one quite a while ago... ;)

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    My cats ate my karma. They also wrote this comment.
  108. Super String by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always wondered how they got it all in one can..