You forgot 6. The characters who were promised, PROMISED flying cars and interplanetary travel for everyone by the year 2000 and are still waiting for it.
They know their popularity is down, yet they advertise anything and everything.
Instead, between each movie, while people are waiting for the main feature, they should have reels after reels of movie trailers, instead of repeating the same coke / car commercials over and over again, and just a couple of trailers or none at all. Promote your own stuff where you can control it best. Add voting pushbuttons to the seat armrests so people can provide feedback on the movie trailers they find the most interesting.
Something else that I find stupid is those multiplexes that have one of their minimum wage monkeys come with a microphone to introduce the movie. Hello?! I know what movie I'm coming to see.
I'd rather have them place a coupla goons with a sign that says "If Bubba sees your phone ringing, he'll throw you out of the theater".
If any extraterrestrials are reading this, please make one of your flying saucers crash (or land, at your option) into a populated area on this planet, so that governments can no longer deny your existence and thus make your technology commercially available to everyone.
Why don't someone create a worm that installs FireFox, while making it seem, to the average non-tech savvy Internet Explorer, that s/he is still using IE?
I know it would be sneaky, but I think the ends would justify the means.
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who got a barcode tattoo because they thought it would look cool and anti-corporate are gonna be pissed off!
they might pay for it with GoogleAds
do you think that guys with small penises find it funny when they get emails about increasing their penis size?
You forgot
6. The characters who were promised, PROMISED flying cars and interplanetary travel for everyone by the year 2000 and are still waiting for it.
7. ???
8. Profit!
I would like to offer him some herbal rectal relief medications at a very reasonable price, no prescription needed!
Is it just me or is the movie industry stupid?
They know their popularity is down, yet they advertise anything and everything.
Instead, between each movie, while people are waiting for the main feature, they should have reels after reels of movie trailers, instead of repeating the same coke / car commercials over and over again, and just a couple of trailers or none at all. Promote your own stuff where you can control it best. Add voting pushbuttons to the seat armrests so people can provide feedback on the movie trailers they find the most interesting.
Something else that I find stupid is those multiplexes that have one of their minimum wage monkeys come with a microphone to introduce the movie. Hello?! I know what movie I'm coming to see.
I'd rather have them place a coupla goons with a sign that says "If Bubba sees your phone ringing, he'll throw you out of the theater".
Do I need to watch the Firefly episodes before I go see Serenity?
What I find even more amazing is that a (presumably civilian) surgeon visited a AFB's F16 maintenance hangar.
you can tell they are terrible actors
Two words: William. Shatner.
What will they be fueled with?
Personally, I don't care much about current vehicle esthetic/design trends.
What I want on the roads is cars that are optimized for the absolute bestest drag coefficient.
Something like the Shell Eco Marathon "ecocar" designs.
Just make sure that Guido does not shoot first.
If it's work, it won't bring the same satisfaction as playing a game for pleasure.
Shouldn't we try to repopulate with the little we still have first to see if it'll work?
what kind of Bruce Willis tactic could we employ to send us/it off course?
Evidently, an anti-black hole (made from anti-matter).
4. Make your own clothes. (This could even lead to "profit!!!")
I suppose "???" only applies to underpants?
to view pr0n with it?
Finally, a "screen" that doesn't need cleaning.
Romanes eunt domus!
with spray bacon
isnt that guy on trial for shooting a B-movie actress in the head while getting a BJ?
I bought this cool t-shirt with a tape cassette graphic printed in the front.
Now having read this slashdot article, it feels just like wearing a white on black jolly roger t-shirt.
Arrrr
Nah you're just suffering from cannon envy.
If any extraterrestrials are reading this, please make one of your flying saucers crash (or land, at your option) into a populated area on this planet, so that governments can no longer deny your existence and thus make your technology commercially available to everyone.
On behalf of mankind, I thank you in advance.
Why don't someone create a worm that installs FireFox, while making it seem, to the average non-tech savvy Internet Explorer, that s/he is still using IE?
I know it would be sneaky, but I think the ends would justify the means.
if Mars is tectonically dead, then this would be an advantage for building bases INSIDE the planet.
Put large fields of solar panels and wind turbines on the surface for power, and bring everything you need for indoor hydroponics.
It would be feasible (although not cheap) and faster than terraforming.
I bet that if you look around Mount Olympus, you could find large cave systems that can be used as a starting point.
The first thing our eyes see when we are born is a vagina. A vagina is a natural, beautiful, wonderful thing.
What about those of us who were born through a C-section, and never saw one since?
What an insensitive cloddish thing to say.