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  1. Re:Burning methane on Siberian Permafrost Melting · · Score: 1

    So set the swamp on fire?

    With nucular weapons! Get rid of the methane in the air, and seal the rest in a glass parking lot!

  2. Re:Scary. very scary. on Blu-Ray to Include New Copy Protection · · Score: 2, Funny

    First they came for the Half Life 2 players, but I said nothing because I dont play FPS games...

  3. Re:Oh, crap on Bacteria Used to Create Nanowires · · Score: 1

    yea i totally fudged the mead link... 'cause you know, honey doesn't ferment...

  4. Re:Oh, crap on Bacteria Used to Create Nanowires · · Score: 1

    Personally, I prefer insect vomit.

    Hmmmmm sweet, sweet multiple-regurgitated and fermented insect vomit...

  5. Re:When space access becomes cheap and ubiquitous. on Do We Really Need Space Weapons? · · Score: 1

    we can already buy white contact lenses on teh Internets!

  6. Re:I experience this too on Cheap Tapeless DV Capture? · · Score: 1, Funny

    That will hold a TON of video

    But with a Beowulf cluster of Linux, I bet you could hold at least a megaton of video.

    Personally though, I wont be satisfied until I can haul a teraton of video around.

  7. I have a solution on Making Fire From Water · · Score: 1

    We could harness the power of the slashbots by having them sit on stationary bicycle power generators, and use that electricity to electrolyse water!

    We could probably also set up some kind of methane collector seat to increase the efficiency of the system.

    Just imagine all that untapped energy stored as fat that we could use for the benefit of all mankind!

  8. Comparing apples with apples and oranges with on The Social Impact of Gaming · · Score: 1

    oranges.

    If violent video games created a more violent society, then internet pronography would create a more sexual society, no?

    Yet look how prudish the US society has become since the 60s and early 70s.

  9. Scripts are not enough on Pentagon Wants Screenplays From Scientists · · Score: 1

    They need good plots!

    I mean, look what they did to Fantastic Four...

  10. this might be the opportunity on Sony May Delay PS3 Until 2007 · · Score: 4, Funny

    that the Phantom console has been waiting for!

  11. Re:Oh crap. on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: 1

    Haven't you read or watched 2001 A Space Odyssey?

    Hint: I made a joke based on that.

  12. Re:Oh crap. on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: 1

    not to mention the risk that their onboard computer might go nuts and kill the crew...

  13. One solution to two listed problems on Cosmic Rays Could Kill Astronauts Visiting Mars · · Score: 1

    In TFA
    loss of fertility and genetic defects in their children

    They could always get their eggs/sperm sampled and frozen before the trip.

  14. If only on More New Details on NASA's CEV Launcher Studies · · Score: 2, Funny

    they would declassify their UFO-captured technology, we could be zipping around the solar system by now for pretty cheap!

  15. Re:Ok all you web designers out there .... on Windows Guru Calls For IE7 Boycott · · Score: 2, Funny

    You wouldn't happen to be this pretentious ass, would you? (hint: use IE to go to that site)

    wow, IE sure uses a lot of bandwidth, eh

  16. What's next?! on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    So what's next?! An Apple-made OS on a PC?

    Oh wait!

  17. I looked at on DEFCON Coverage Round-up at Make · · Score: 1

    the Wall of Sheep and I immediately thought, 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! I have the same combination on my LUGGAGE!!

  18. argument against free wifi on The Case for Free WiFi? · · Score: 1

    Given that WiFi using people are mostly male geeks, it's going to turn the business and the surrounding area into a "sausage fest".

    And don't get me started on the other female repellent attributes...

  19. Re:Different technologies, different purpose on E-mail Is For Old People · · Score: 1

    In *my* teens we had tin cans with strings

    Luxury.

    In *my* teens, we used smoke signals, and we liked it that way.

  20. Re:Migraines? on Can Cell Phones Damage Our Eyes? · · Score: 1

    I have infrequent headaches, but after I googled "scintillating scotoma", the descriptions seem very accurate, though I've never had it occur with a migraine.

    Thanks to all you guys who've replied with useful information! I'll go get checked.

  21. Re:Its moronic on RFID Tags To Track Foreigners, Identify Dead · · Score: 1

    How are we supposed to plant RFID tags on the thousands of criminals criminals who sneak across the border everyday

    Remote-control RFID tagging gun turrets!

    Then plug those on the Internet and distribute a free client "game interface", and allow people from everywhere to target the illegal border crossers.

    ^_^

  22. I'm not sure if it's my cellphone but on Can Cell Phones Damage Our Eyes? · · Score: 1

    sometimes, I get this point of "light" in the middle of my field of vision, which expands into a lightning shaped halo, for lack of a better description, until it goes in all directions beyond my field of vision completely... I'm pretty sure this "signal" is not coming from any of my eyes, because wherever I look, it's always in the same spot.

    I can still see but the presence of this phenomenon is so distracting, I can't do anything until it's gone.

    Thank goodness it doesn't happen very often... does anyone have a clue what it could be?

  23. Re:Russian Space Value Meal on A $100 Million Trip to the Moon · · Score: 4, Funny

    How much would it cost to off a Russian spammer?

    One ticket please. Aisle seat.

  24. Re:Tin Foil Hats Unite! on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now why would they want us to think Apple only had 1 building

    It's not Microsoft's doing.

    I read in alt.conspiracy that Apple is working on stealth shingle/roofing technology.

    When this tech comes out, I'm gonna make me a hat out of that material.

  25. Re:Surprisingly... on Voltron Coming To The Big Screen · · Score: 1

    So what's the next crappy 80's cartoon that must be re-created with crappy CGI?

    The Smurfs!

    Smurfing in 2008 at a smurfplex near you!