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  1. Re:Same joke many times on Engineered Enhancers Closer Than You Think · · Score: 1

    benching a car + increased strength in other areas = scary punching strength

    That kind of strenght augments your pushing power, not your impact power. The higher the velocity, the greater the impact.

    The bigger your muscles, the more inertia they have, and you only have a limited distance to accelerate...

  2. Re:Two Cans... on How Do You Make International Calls? · · Score: 1

    So you're one of those people who lives in a house that straddles a border between two countries?

    Canadian Customs Officer: "Do you have anything to declare?"
    Qualico: "Uh yea I just went to the USA to take a crap... and I passed by the fridge to get a beer."
    Canadian Customs Officer: "You're 50ml over-quota for that quantity of alcohol you're importing. Please fill out this form, and pay 0.50$ in duties. Thank you."

  3. To call Canada from Vietnam on How Do You Make International Calls? · · Score: 1

    When I was on vacation in 'Nam a month ago, the cybercafe near my hotel was selling eVoiz cards for 70,000VND for 3 hours of talk time.

    And while I was there, the exchange rate was about 13,000VND for 1$CA

  4. My socializing has become more efficient on Internet Use Cuts Socializing Time · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks to Instant Messaging...

    omg lol kthxbye

  5. Re:Green with envy on FBI Investigating Laser Beams Pointed at Aircraft · · Score: 2, Funny

    damn, how am I supposed to burn holes in stuff now?

  6. Re:But they asked AOL!!!! on Vioxx Replaces Porn as Spam King · · Score: 4, Funny

    little do the spammers know that in order to improve it, you need to have a sex life in the first place!

  7. Grand Theft Auto on US Company Buys Commodore Brand For $33 Million · · Score: 1

    It just occurred to me that they could sue Rockstar for their Commodore-like intro in GTAVC...

    I hope not though

  8. Re:This is one of the reasons... on US Company Buys Commodore Brand For $33 Million · · Score: 1

    plus, if they start sueing all those websites that sell C64 t-shirts, you can bet your slashdot karma that there's gonna be a big FPP full of typos about it under YRO.

  9. dayum on ISS Food Shortage Cause Revealed · · Score: 1

    I was hoping they'd find space-adapted rats...

  10. practice makes perfect on Conference Brings Together Surgery and Video Games · · Score: 0, Troll

    And I bet they'd be much better surgeons if they could practice their surgery skills on corpses as a hobby, too.

  11. Re:Do multitaskers have more children? on Life Interrupted · · Score: 1

    Speak for yourself.

    I've been honing my multitasking skills in bed with several girlfriends for a while now.

    Nah, I'm just lying.

  12. Re:It's called Evolution on Life Interrupted · · Score: 1

    I think it's already happening...

    For example, a corporation wants multitaskers, hires potential multitaskers, fires incompetents. After several cleanups, there's a concentration of multitaskers at that corporation.

    They start chatting at the watercooler, and soon after are dating, get married, and have multitasking children, and so on.

  13. It's called Evolution on Life Interrupted · · Score: 4, Insightful

    cognitive scientist David Meyer reports that truly effective multitasking is beyond people's capabilities

    Not yet, but I think eventually it might not be beyond our capabilities, just like learning how to produce heat from wood, and now from splitting atoms.

  14. Next thing you know on The Coming Atlantic Mega-Tsunami · · Score: 1

    George Bush will declare War on Mother Nature.

    Oh wait!

  15. Re:Isn't there one? on GTA Blamed for Graffiti · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reporters commonly write their stories according to their target audience(s).

    Given that parents are probably the main target audience, you don't want to alienate your readership by blaming them for buying an insanely popular game.

    So you blame the game company.

    News media need good bottom lines too, you know.

  16. No Apples? on Comparative CPU Benchmarks From 1995 to 2004 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They must've dropped them on the road on the way to the benchmarking lab. :(

  17. Re:Is it just me? on GTA Blamed for Graffiti · · Score: 4, Insightful

    then the only real solution is a government ban

    Oh yea, great idea, cuz the government ban on various drugs has been so successful.

  18. Re:my confidential data on Computer Viruses Broke 100,000 In 2004 · · Score: 1

    Have you ever heard of data recovery services? It's an industry that wouldn't exist and prosper without Microsoft.

  19. my confidential data on Computer Viruses Broke 100,000 In 2004 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They can have my confidential data when they pry it from my dead frozen Windows OS... oh wait!

  20. The Lasershoppe Guy on Green Security Clearance Laser Pistol Available · · Score: 1

    I think he's buying his laser from CNI Lasers

    Specifically, one of the models on this page

    Also note the special remark that CNI is "Developing Laser Module for Underwater".

    You know it. Sharks. With freakin lasers. For real.

  21. aack!!! on Whippersnappers Bad-Mouth Old Games · · Score: 1

    It's like, "I'm Willy Wonka. I've created a new Star Wars."

    Noooooooo don't give George new ideas!!!!one!!!eleven!!

  22. Just to be on the safe side on 2004 MN4 Probably Won't Kill Us · · Score: 1

    I think we should still send a team of bad Hollywood actors to go crash on it.

  23. If I don't have WiFi in teh park on Texas State Parks Offer Wi-Fi · · Score: 4, Funny

    How am I supposed to google for information on how to set up the tent, use a fishing rod, etc.?

  24. possible solution on Player vs. Player Play Examined · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They should have a special item only available to newbies.

    The Dynamite Belt.

    If you're being grief'ed, detonate. Only works if you're being attacked/looted by someone N levels above your own and/or several players with a combined level of N. Does not work if you attacked first.

    Everyone involved is killed and loses all virtual possessions, respawns totally naked.

  25. Re:no... Re:In Communist China on China Closes 1,129 Web Sites · · Score: 1

    That's when China will start to think about political reform - when their neighbour to the south is suddenly bigger than they are.

    The US is bigger than Canada, and we know it, yet we have our own political system, which is different than that of the US.

    For a more radical comparison, check Cuba vs the USA. By your rationale, Castro would've been overthrown a while ago.

    I call BS on your argument.