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2004 MN4 Probably Won't Kill Us

Xshare writes "It's now official. NASA's Near Earth Objects page lists 2004 MN4, the asteroid that's been covered on slashdot recently, as having a 1 in 56,000 chance of hitting earth, and even then only in 2037. It seems that earth was near the edge of the cone of probability of when it could go. As the cone kept closing, the probability of hitting earth grew, but it kept getting closer to the edge. It's now outside the cone, and we can be safe."

389 comments

  1. Too Bad by Rura+Penthe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now how will I justify my unwillingness to accomplish anything in life.

    1. Re:Too Bad by IanRulez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I was looking more for life to go out with a bang. Maybe bush will still help with that...

    2. Re:Too Bad by spellraiser · · Score: 4, Funny

      You might want to try the Wally approach.

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    3. Re:Too Bad by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just want to know what the hell I'm gonna do with all these "I survived 2004 MN4" T-shirts I bought to resell on ebay...

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    4. Re:Too Bad by kd5ujz · · Score: 3, Funny

      You think thats bad, I have to find a way to get rid of 3 trucks full of MREs, and 50,000 bottles of water.

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    5. Re:Too Bad by SunPin · · Score: 1

      I already invested in Kool Aid! That's not fair!

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    6. Re:Too Bad by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I just want to know what the hell I'm gonna do with all these "I survived 2004 MN4" T-shirts I bought to resell on ebay...

      I'll trade you for petfood.com stock.

    7. Re:Too Bad by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1
      I just want to know what the hell I'm gonna do with all these "I survived 2004 MN4" T-shirts I bought to resell on ebay...

      No problem.. Now you can sell them immediately instead of waiting foe a couple of decades.

      However, just in case somebody made a mistake, I suggest that you make them reversable with a tiny sign saying 'oops' on the inside. That way you can continue to resell them even if the odds are recalculated again.

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    8. Re:Too Bad by Besjon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I know how you feel. I spent a lot of time designing the Explosive Alien Asteroid vs Humble Home Planet T-Shirts and didn't get a single sale during the three hours I had the site up during this "crisis".

    9. Re:Too Bad by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1

      What am I going to do with all this glögg?

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    10. Re:Too Bad by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you are in the same boat as the newspapers. Those darned NASA scientists downgrading the impact risk and causing you lost sales. What nerve!!!

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  2. Darn! by OneDeeTenTee · · Score: 3, Funny

    I already ordered the T-Shirt!

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    1. Re:Darn! by Paiway · · Score: 2, Funny

      "2004 MN4 cruised through the whole solar system and all i got was this lousy T-shirt"

    2. Re:Darn! by aldoman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While we joke, what would the government(s) do if they knew that there was a near certain collision scheduled for sometime in the long-term future?

      They certainly wouldn't publicise it. Instead, they'd probably cover it up. The other option is to tell everyone and as such, bring the world to a grinding halt later on and certainly change society drastically in the short and medium term. Who would bother planning anything for the future - pension, education etc would all stop.

    3. Re:Darn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: -1 Lame attempt at an insightful comment

      Your mother called, she said your salsbury steak awaits.

    4. Re:Darn! by Erazmus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Except for the fact that this asteroid is viewable by many amateur astronomers around the world. It's a simple matter to independently gather trajectory information and verify the mathematics. It would be extremely difficult for a single entity such as NASA to cover this one up.

    5. Re:Darn! by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but anyone with a decent telescope, a book on physics, and a slide rule can double-check the calculations of any officially published numbers, and call bullshit if the government appears to be spewing it.

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    6. Re:Darn! by sploxx · · Score: 1

      > sometime in the long-term future?
      If long-term is measured in years or decades, I'm not so sure..

      'The (whichever) government' is made up of people, too. Certainly, many of these 'evil goverment people' have the will to fight for their life, as nearly everyone does.

      And because it seems really feasible to deflect such things nowadays, people will be motivated to try that. _Very_ motivated, I think.

    7. Re:Darn! by _Pablo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2004 MN4 is not a civilisation destroyer (unless it hit Hollywood), so human life could continue around the world even if it did hit.

      Something more substantial however, such as a 10km chunk of rock would spell the end for civilisation as we know it.

      Either way, I would imagine the time until impact would be the key variable in anyones thinking, twenty plus years and I wouldn't be suprised if a suitably motivated, combined world effort couldn't come up with a method to deflect even a large object.

      As an aside, judging by what I see in the world today, it looks like a lot of people have already given up on planning for the future anyway!

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    8. Re:Darn! by aldoman · · Score: 1

      Yes, but 'anyone with a decent telescope' would not have the power to put a press release or get any major air time or coverage in any mainstream media outlet.

      Anyway, let's say 2004 MN4 is a 99% certainty, but they put this press release out saying it's really just a tiny % of likelyhood. Who honestly would go out and double check these calculations?

    9. Re:Darn! by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Some scientists would surely double-check, even if it's just for practice. I'd think amateur astronomers would, as well. There's bound to be a lot of interest in this object.

      Putting out a press release isn't all that hard. Gettting any attention from it is somewhat more hard. But it'd be by far more productive to get the findings published in a peer reviewed journal of science -- physics or astronomy.

      And thankfully, there are still news agencies, space agencies, AND nuclear powers which all operate outside of US jurisdiction. So that should come as a comfort to any who worry that the government is handing us a snowjob.

      If this sucker is really going to hit us, it won't be kept a secret forever, and there are others who have the power to do something about it if the US decides to sit on its hands. Whether they will or not is of course another matter.

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    10. Re:Darn! by jackbird · · Score: 1
      Yes, but 'anyone with a decent telescope' would not have the power to put a press release or get any major air time or coverage in any mainstream media outlet.

      Well, there's this thing called 'the internet,' that obsessive fact-checkers have been known to post stories on that turn out to be true and widely reported later. Or don't you remember the Dubya guard records forgery thing from like 2 months ago, or have read Groklaw, like, ever?

    11. Re:Darn! by aldoman · · Score: 1

      Right. But Bush's guard records are very different to an asteriod hitting earth.
      1) People are bored about being told asteriod's are going to hit earth. They associate it with insantiy. 2) The evididence for an asteriod hitting earth is vastly different. You have at best, a bunch of calculations done with some pretty basic equipment compared to what NASA has. It is far more likely that the media would shrug it off as a mistake in his/her calculations.

    12. Re:Darn! by Sheriff+of+Rockridge · · Score: 1

      If they were smart, they would publicize it. I'm sure in the 30 years between now and when the asteroid hits, the combined brainpower of ever person on earth could develop a way to destroy or deflect the asteroid.

      Think if everyone stopped planning for the future and it missed earth after all. Wouldn't we feel stupid then...

    13. Re:Darn! by jackbird · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm pretty bored with the history of typewriter design. Any one of the many people who contributed to the analysis of those documents had their own piece of the puzzle to provide.

      And amateur astronomy is a much more popular hobby than amateur typewriter repair. Findings can be verified, correlated, and reproduced. It's the scientific method at work, and it seems to work damn well with the internet as the glue in all sorts of problem domains.

      Put in terms you might understand better, would you take issue with the following?:

      You have at best, a bunch of coding done with some pretty basic equipment compared to what Microsoft/AT&T/Novell/Sun/Apple has. It is far more likely that the media would shrug it off as an amateur project by some Finnish guy.

    14. Re:Darn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      destroy or deflect the asteroid.

      Deflect is what you want, a "destroyed" asteroid in a million pieces is just as bad as a single large one in terms of climactic changes.

    15. Re:Darn! by fluffybacon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Putting out a press release isn't all that hard. Gettting any attention from it is somewhat more hard.

      Post it to /. we'll read anything.
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    16. Re:Darn! by petecarlson · · Score: 1

      Post it to /. we'll read anything.

      Read? Press Release? ... I thought this was a chat room.

    17. Re:Darn! by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      Your 99% certainty has just been changed to 2.1% certainty. I guess it's the trend?

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    18. Re:Darn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Who honestly would go out and double check these calculations?

      Most likely thousands of psysics and astronomy students around the world are double checking right now. And they're even getting graded for it, so you can be sure they'll do their best.

    19. Re:Darn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure human life could continue without Hollywood.

    20. Re:Darn! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I'm very sure they did.

    21. Re:Darn! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      "slide rule"?

      What is this that you speak of?

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    22. Re:Darn! by _Pablo · · Score: 1

      I'm sure some posts wouldn't exist if the poster understood sarcasm.

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    23. Re:Darn! by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      It's the rule that says you have to wait until the kid in front of you steps off the bottom of the slide before you push off the top.

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  3. The sky is falling ... by bighoov · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the sky is not falling. Your choice.

    1. Re:The sky is falling ... by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was both, but we measured the outcome. ^_^

      P.S.: And I for one, welcome our pedantic overlords.

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    2. Re:The sky is falling ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, what?

    3. Re:The sky is falling ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It is Scrodinger's sky. It is neither falling nor not falling, and yet both at the same time.

    4. Re:The sky is falling ... by ryochiji · · Score: 5, Funny

      It turns out that probability page takes practically any number as a GET variable, so if you want, you can send a URL to your friends saying there's a 99% chance of impact:

      http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?9.9e-01

      (They might fix it, so who knows how long the above URL will work...)

    5. Re:The sky is falling ... by DxM02r · · Score: 1

      This sounds like the start of a bad Vin Diesel movie..wait..they're all bad...strike that!

    6. Re:The sky is falling ... by c0p0n · · Score: 1

      thank you man, today is like April's fools day in Spain. I am gonna laugh!!!

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    7. Re:The sky is falling ... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Why would they? It's a script which tells the probability with more information. It's not a script which tells the story behind anything at all. It has nothing at all to do with that asteroid.

    8. Re:The sky is falling ... by tomlouie · · Score: 1

      Best. Observation. Ever.

      "Look, NASA sez we're doomed! DOOMED!"

    9. Re:The sky is falling ... by Squalish · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, I wish that moderation went beyond 5.

      Thank you.

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    10. Re:The sky is falling ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Best. Observation. Ever.

      Yeah! You put in a variable, and it actually uses that variable!! Unbelievable!!! What were they thinking??!?!?!!!!

  4. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will we be killed by more hype tidal waves or even microwaves from outer space? (Simcity)

    1. Re:But... by Chrax · · Score: 1

      If there's one way surefire to kill even a mediocre joke, it's explaining it before someone has shown enough interest to not know what the fuck you're talking about.

  5. NASA apparantly... by XaviorPenguin · · Score: 1

    ...wants us to think we are going to die by an asteroid don't they? They can't make up their minds to decide if and when we die. Should we call them our gods? :D

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  6. Not even in 2037 by brejc8 · · Score: 5, Informative

    That is the cumulative impact probability. The probability of impact in 2037 is actually 1 in 526,316,000 chance. The more likely one is in 2044 and that is 1 in 83,000 chance.

    1. Re:Not even in 2037 by narad · · Score: 0

      Too bad.. I thought the APE's would make a movie like "Jurassic park" with the theme of resurrecting Humans from their DNA and putting them in electrified cages on an isolated island and convert that island into a theme park. Maybe we need to wait a little more for that too happen.

    2. Re:Not even in 2037 by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Funny

      That's too much of a chance for me. I'm heading to the fallout shelter, with my generator, my guns and all that canned food I stocked up on at the end of 1999.....

    3. Re:Not even in 2037 by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

      That is the cumulative impact probability. The probability of impact in 2037 is actually 1 in 526,316,000 chance. The more likely one is in 2044 and that is 1 in 83,000 chance.

      Reading your post, I can feel even safer since I realized that if you do the math (83,000 * 526,316,000) there is only a 1 in 43,684,200,000,000 that it will hit us in both 2037 and 2044.

    4. Re:Not even in 2037 by conteXXt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whoo hoo I'll be at least 85 by then and I can ride the bus for cheap :-)

      and maybe mcdonalds will still give free coffree t seniors then too.

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    5. Re:Not even in 2037 by Fishstick · · Score: 2, Funny

      what, it's going to back up and try a second time?

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    6. Re:Not even in 2037 by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 3, Informative

      P(A,B) = P(A)P(B) only if A and B are independent. Since they are not, your math is fuzzy. Yeah, you were joking, but the math does allow for such oddities as non-independent events.

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    7. Re:Not even in 2037 by roror · · Score: 1

      I always imagined /. readers are a bunch of unruly teenagers who never got a date - so spend time here.

    8. Re:Not even in 2037 by DarkMantle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Similar logic to ...

      There is a 1 in 1,000,000 chance that someone on the same plane as you has a bomb.
      There is a 1 in 25,000,000,000 that two people on the same plane have a bomb.
      So always take a bomb with you on the plane, then you're pretty sure you're safe.

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    9. Re:Not even in 2037 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, well

      G(A,Y) = U for all values of U

    10. Re:Not even in 2037 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like I'm going to have to fix those 2K38 bugs after all...

    11. Re:Not even in 2037 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be 1 in 1,000,000,000,000?

    12. Re:Not even in 2037 by conteXXt · · Score: 1

      unruly? That's a given.

      teenagers not many. unless they started reading again and I missed the change.

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    13. Re:Not even in 2037 by hhawk · · Score: 1

      If you always too a bomb and traveled often wouldn't that change the odds so that in a few years there would be a far greater chance of there being a bomb on board?

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    14. Re:Not even in 2037 by james_shoemaker · · Score: 1


      Reading your post, I can feel even safer since I realized that if you do the math (83,000 * 526,316,000) there is only a 1 in 43,684,200,000,000 that it will hit us in both 2037 and 2044.


      One problem with your logic, if it hits us in 2037 there isn't much chance of NASA re-launching it so it can hit us again in 2044, and if they did find all the pieces and relaunch it they would probably have some sort of conversion problem and miss the earth.

      James

    15. Re:Not even in 2037 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote ralphie ... "That's unpossible".

    16. Re:Not even in 2037 by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      And there goes Mr. Bayes and kicks you in the nuts.

      P(A|B) = P(A&B) / P(B)
      With A = somebody but you has a bomb & B = one (you) have a bomb
      P(somebody but you has a bomb if you have a bomb) = P(two have bomb)/P(one has a bomb) = 1,000,000 / 25,000,000,000 = 1 in 2,500.

      Unless you made up your numbers ;-)

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    17. Re:Not even in 2037 by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      I was showing flawed logic in the parents post. So yes it's made up numbers, but still a funny thought. ;-)

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  7. Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop it I am about to become diabetic.

    1. Re:Stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In China, being diabetic is positive.

  8. Good by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    That means it will make us stronger.

    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.boasas.com/?c=6

    2. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have merci on us. Nietzsche only sucks. The cartoon sucks spider cunt.

  9. But then again.... by yorugua · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... maybe it'll hit us anyway. NASA is looking at whether the metric or imperial systems was used all along the calculations. Stay tuned...

    1. Re:But then again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it'll hit Nasa and save us all lots of money.

    2. Re:But then again.... by IdleGod · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it really wont, or if NASA is trying to prevent widespread panic. We've all seen the "Apocalyptic" asteroid movies. Everyone is looting everything else, and the world turns into chaos. What if NASA is just trying to prevent that kind of scenario, so that in 24 years we get blindsided as this whole "event" will have long since passed our minds. I know I wouldn't tell anyone in the first place, but if I did I would come up with some calculations to disprove it so people could keep living their happy lives. Is there any private calculations going on this asteroid? Or are they all NASA or Government controlled?

    3. Re:But then again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it'll travel back in time and hit a certain fiscally-challenged president's father (well before he was born out-of-wedlock).

    4. Re:But then again.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, as part of the Patriot Act, all mathematical calculations within the US are now controlled by the government.

  10. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posted by timothy on Monday December 27, @07:44PM

    Future dated stories now?
    Or am I just an insensitive clod in the eastern time zone...

  11. Thanks for the reasurrance... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    2004 MN4 Probably Won't Kill Us

    I wasn't exactly looking forward to the 30+ years of tossing and turning in bed at night.

    instead i'll toss and turn over what the prez is doing to the economy

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    1. Re:Thanks for the reasurrance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something tells me a few thousand people are thinking much the same about you.

  12. phew by Malacon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can cancel my bomb shelter purchase now...


    It was gonna be a first if I didn't hit reply so quick :\

    1. Re:phew by eeg3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You should. The apocalypse is on it's way one way or another.

      MARK MY WORD!

      ...

      Whether I have to cause it or not.

  13. Hey! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    Is this whole thing a fake, like the Christmas lights?

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    1. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which Christmas lights were a fake? Was it that guy who said anyone could control them?

    2. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man don't quit bringing up the christmas lights stuff... That lie really damaged my inner child and belief system. Screw Alek!

  14. Re:Wow, I got a story accepted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i hate you

  15. Re:Huh? by Xshare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not true at all. If you even bothered to RTFA, you'd understand. Not to mention that the slashdot submitters actually used TFA from NASA. :-0

  16. Too bad... by Hiigara · · Score: 1

    We really need something like this to justify our space program to the masses and to wake people up. There is more to life then just cheeseburgers and scoring that awsome IT job.

    Human destiny lies with the stars, simply because eventually the Planet Earth will no longer be able to support human life, soon then later at our current population and resource expenditure.

    On a long enough timeline, survival probability always drops to zero...

    1. Re:Too bad... by agent+dero · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Human destiny lies with the stars, simply because eventually the Planet Earth will no longer be able to support human life, soon then later at our current population and resource expenditure.

      While this may be true, you have to wonder if it's a good thing to venture into other worlds now, I mean, look at our world.
      Our main fuel source is a non-renewable, polluting one that won't last us into the next century. We still have billions of people living in utter poverty, and children aspire to be rock stars, and the likes.

      I don't think our (american/european) culture is ready to venture into space and colonize, we need to start putting value on the right ideals. To where children aspire to be scientists, to where the best idea wins out, not the shiniest one, to where corporations and people in general terms aren't "out to make a buck."

      I'd hate to see these ideals brought into space. Militarization of space? No thanks.

      We could support many more billions of people on the planet if the right alternatives were taken to sustain life, and not just make money

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    2. Re:Too bad... by Hiigara · · Score: 1

      I never thought about it that way before, I always kind of assumed that in the process of colonizing the stars we would become the kind of people you describe.

    3. Re:Too bad... by HiThere · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, a part of the problem is that there are already too many people. But stressing self control isn't going to decrease the number, and wars sufficient to do so would have extremely bad side effects. (Most of the people playing, e.g., wouldn't be those who had chosen to play.)

      One of the results of too many people is many other species dying off.

      I'm all for lots of people, but the planet has PASSED it's long term carrying capacity. And it's not just mal-distribution. Optimal distribution would solve things for one, or at MOST two generations. And by that point we'd have reached a place where any problem would collapse civilization, but without the yeast vats there wouldn't be anything for anyone to eat. (Well, other people, but what are THEY eating.) Even our symbiotes are already feeling the crunch. There are some successful parasites, but I don't think you could get a useful number of calories from them.

      OTOH, if we go out, then each segment of the population would be dependant upon itself. If one piece of civilization crashed, it wouldn't take everyone down with it. (Note, this means civilizations living at least at Saturn's orbit, and probably further. Macrolife would be ideal, but I'm we could not yet build a stable generation ship. Still, that's the goal.)

      As for those who say "we aren't ready as long as we continue to cling to weapons", have you looked around you? If neither you nor your government used weapons, your life would be quite short. The underclasses would rise. If you look, you will see them, and they don't particularly LIKE being oppressed. It's a lot less bad than slavery, but that's not saying a grand awful much. We're packed in a box, and there are "two many rats in the box". Overcrowding drives both people and other animals crazy. So does not being able to control their own destiny. (Things are relative here. Absolute freedom to do what you want without repercussions also drives you crazy. And so does extreme isolation. But few have those problems.)

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    4. Re:Too bad... by iamatlas · · Score: 1
      On a long enough timeline, survival probability always drops to zero...

      Yes, and on a long enough time line, any event is always "sooner rather than later"

    5. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'm fine with all of the above. Ad Astra, and Devil take the hindmost!

    6. Re:Too bad... by Eskarel · · Score: 1
      The problem, is that our society is really only vaguely fair when there are new fronteirs. About the only way for people, western or otherwise, to change their status in this world is to go where people(or at least people who matter in the cases of early colonization) aren't, or do things people haven't yet done.

      There's virtually none of the former and the latter os only applicable if your country can keep other people who have done those things from taking over.

      As such, if we could actually colonize space we'd not only reduce the strain on our planet, but we'd provide more opportunity than even the best social welfare programs can.

    7. Re:Too bad... by simetra · · Score: 1
      We HAVE to have Militarization of space, otherwise, THEY'LL eat us!!!!


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    8. Re:Too bad... by samantha · · Score: 1

      So you would rather that humanity die out completely than take the "wrong values" into what is largely uninhabitable wastelands? Quite the humanitarian aren't ya?

    9. Re:Too bad... by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're essentially saying that we, as a people, shouldn't colonize space until our world culture matches your own ideals. Children wanting to be scientists instead of rock stars is not inherently better; it's just your opinion. There are plenty of people out there would would say we have to wait until children dream of becoming ministers/laborers/politicians when they grow up. What we have then are two problems with your argument: A) there is no perfect cultural state. Everything is subjective, and for your version of a perfect world to come true then someone else's view of a corrupted world has come to pass. B) even if there was some perfect state we could achieve, it would be utter insanity to wait until we acheived this until we colonize space. If we always waited for everything to be right before moving on then we would NEVER get anywhere. China didn't wait to invent paper; Guttenburg didn't wait to invent the printing press. We move on, and hopefully get better as we go.

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    10. Re:Too bad... by orius_khan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well there ain't any oil in outer space, so the colonization of other worlds REQUIRES the development of an alternative energy source.

      And there have ALWAYS been lots of starving people in the world, and for one reason or another, there will most likely always be poverty in the future. However, a new frontier gives those in poverty a chance to take a risk and start a new life somewhere else. There's greater risk of death in whatever strange new lands they're venturing to than if they stayed at home, but also a great chance of having a much better life too for them and their descendents.

      If Europeans had put off the colonization of the Americas until poverty was eliminated in their home country, it never would have happened... because there's STILL poor people in Europe. Obviously there'll be a significant difference of opinion about how much of a "good thing" the colonization of the Americas was from the Native American point of view, but for tens of millions of (almost entirely) poor people throughout the rest of the world, it was a chance to have a new, better life, exploiting new undeveloped resources.

      The same could be true today with the colonization of other worlds. Sure it's more difficult and will cost more to accomplish, but on the other hand we have a lot more extra people sitting around on our planet, and there's no other indigenous people elsewhere in our solar system that need oppressing and killing off first...

      Many people are against the "militarization of space" in theory, but in reality people will feel the need to arm/protect themselves no matter where they go. As soon as there's multiple competing groups of people scattering through-out the solar system capable of visiting each others' settlements, they will be carrying weapons of some kind with them. This is a simple fact, and you're never going to escape it. It's not an American/European issue either, there's no major society on this planet that has ever been able to adopt and maintain the ideals you want long term, at least not long enough to exist to this day or to be remembered by history.

      Life on our world has evolved thru billions of years of fierce competition with each other, and with our amazing cognitive and imaginative abilities, the tools we use for armed competition have become ruthlessly efficient. You're not going to change this aspect of human nature with a couple decades of happy thoughts, it's going to take a significant change in our environment (ie. maybe expanding into distant colonies that have little direct contact?), and at least hundreds of generations for our genes to adapt.

      But if you start creating human societies on other worlds, being spaced out over tens of millions of miles away from each other, war becomes exponentially more costly to even attempt, much less succeed. I don't believe humans will ever be able to form a utopian society of completely peaceful people in any group larger than a couple dozen individuals. But if you wanted to attempt such a thing, I think you'd have a much better chance of success if you could isolate your colony on some moon of Saturn or something, where it really wouldn't be worth anyone's while to build a fleet of space ships just to come out and fuck with you...

      Besides, struggling colonies of people on far away lands who depend on each other daily to survive automatically fosters a priority on knowing/learning useful skills, maintaining a sense of community, and constantly thinking about the needs of the group over one's own wants.

      The misplaced values you seem to despise are the results of excess and luxury. The ideals you favor are not widespread because they are not currently necessary to survive. You'll have a much easier job of encouraging the ideals you mentioned in an environment of adventure on a new frontier, than you will in the mall-shopping, sports-watching, pop-culture-consuming environment that exists right now...

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    11. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this may be true, you have to wonder if it's a good thing to venture into other worlds now, I mean, look at our world.
      Our main fuel source is a non-renewable, polluting one that won't last us into the next century. We still have billions of people living in utter poverty, and children aspire to be rock stars, and the likes.


      Yes, let's fix everything before attempting the one thing that may make it better overnight. Try this in your spare time: Before going out to get a new job, first make sure all your bills are paid.

    12. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you would rather that humanity die out completely than take the "wrong values" into what is largely uninhabitable wastelands? Quite the humanitarian aren't ya?

      That's a false dichotomy, unless you know of a likely human-destroying event in the near future.

    13. Re:Too bad... by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 1

      That would be called starvation due to overpopulation and scarcity of resources.

    14. Re:Too bad... by orius_khan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You mean besides an Earth-smashing asteroid, which was the topic of this article??

      OK, how bout a viral or bacterial plague spreading rapidly across the planet? The possibility of such a plague infecting the entire planet is dramatically higher than any point previously in our history due to the abundance of high-speed transportation systems. Rural areas of Europe were sometimes spared from the Black Death in the 14th century because their distance from the cities and lack of visitors meant that infected people couldn't get there before they died from their infection. Today a similar plague being released in a major airport could spread across the globe in a matter of days...

      It wouldn't even have to be a plague that killed humans directly, a plague that killed our major food crops would be just as devastating. Especially considering what a tiny percentage of today's population are farmers. In the 1300s pretty much everyone knew how to continue growing their own food, even as all their neighbors were dying. You wipe out the couple thousands of farmers that produce most of the world's food supplies today, and most of the population would be shit-outta-luck.

      Or how about an act of terrorism (or actual aggression) designed to make it look like Russia or China had launched an all-out nuclear attack on the United States?? The 'appropriate military response' is Nukes flying everywhere annihilating everybody. A short flaring of tempers causes all life on Earth to end, and with it the whole human race... It's not really possible for that to happen if humans are living on a half-dozen or more different worlds. Even assuming an Earth nation had built (as yet non-existent) rockets capable of delivering nukes to another planet in sufficient quantity to destroy them as well, it'd take days of planning and then months to years of travel time before they actually reached their destination, giving plenty of time to devise some kind of counter-measure.

      But most likely, it would be a combination of such events, none of which would totally destroy humanity in and of themselves, but when stacked together, finish us off. Say an asteroid hits the Earth, wiping out a large chunk of the population and causing serious environmental changes. Which causes most of the food crops to be lost as well as kicking up microbes and pollutants into the air and water, killing lots of people thru starvation or poor living conditions. The surviving peoples crowd together in the areas of Earth that are still habitable, which leads to constant fighting over scarce resources. With the old political structures clearly collapsed, you're left with hundreds of ex-army officers in possession of weapons of mass destruction, which inevitably start getting used in the gang warfare that arises out of the immediate ashes. The chaos of this situation and breakdown of existing public-health systems would allow other factors that are currently not much of a threat to be major sources of fatality again. (ie. death during childbirth, or from the flu, etc.) Slowly the environment becomes so inhospitable that people die off altogether.

      Such a scenario could easily lead to the complete and utter end of tens of thousands of years of human civilization. (It wouldn't have to start with an asteroid impact either, there's plenty of other events that could start the wheels turning.) But if we have already expanded to other worlds, and even to the stars, such a series of a events would surely be considered a major tragedy, but hardly the end of our existence.

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    15. Re:Too bad... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      first of all, a great way to developer cheaper alternatives is to focus on space exploration.

      For spae exploration yoiu need:
      heater
      cooling
      computers
      lights
      food
      w ater
      entertainment

      all this, and no gas stations for millions of miles.

      whats wrong with music? I see no issues with kids wanting to be musicians.

      Poverty is interesting since it is measured by money.
      Lets say I develop a machine that can make whatever you want out of dirt. YOu would still be considred to be living in poverty.

      So, lets drop the work poverty.
      How about million of children going hungry, and not having heat.
      well, create a better energy source, and these kids can have better wells, access to knowledge so they can get themselves some food, etc . . .

      "
      We could support many more billions of people on the planet if the right alternatives were taken to sustain life, and not just make money"

      true, but to what extreme do you want to go to? should the '1st' world countries kill all the warlords and dictators to get food to the people? should we increase our ranks by a few million so we can take every poor country in the world?

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    16. Re:Too bad... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Oil and Natural gas may in fact be renewable, I don't remember where I read it but there are theories that they are produced from carbon in the earth's core and or mantle, i'm too tired to research it but it was an interesting read and you could probably find it if you are interested.

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    17. Re:Too bad... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The process of colonizing "the New World" certainly didn't turn us into that kind of a people -- pretty much the opposite, in fact.

      History does tend to repeat itself, and there is no particular reason to believe that a whole lot has changed in respect of people's belief system and basic motivations since the 1600's.

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    18. Re:Too bad... by Saeger · · Score: 1

      It's called the abiogenic theory of oil, and while it would be very comforting to believe, it's also viewed by most as complete bunk. Even if it was true that billions of barrels of abiogenic oil was produced, imagine the damage to the environment that would be done if we never HAD to switch to cleaner sustainable energy (this century)!

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    19. Re:Too bad... by Saeger · · Score: 1
      You're not going to change this aspect of human nature with a couple decades of happy thoughts, it's going to take ... and at least hundreds of generations for our genes to adapt.

      I really doubt that us humans will be able to survive alongside our exponentionally advancing technology unless we also rid ourselves of the greedy, self-destructive evolutionary baggage that no longer serves us. Either by (navel gazing) genetic engineering, or by transcendance, we have to change.

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    20. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the poor dreaming of becoming rockstars are necessary to a sucessful colonization of space. Who will we ship out? IANAAH (American historian), but I am under the impression that most colonists who came to the American colonies were poor, or religious nutters (my ancestors, as it happens), or some other form of undesireable, and the rich for the most part paid for the trip, sipped tea, and waited for the profit to arrive.

      Myself, if you offered me a spot on the colonyship to Mars, right now I would go in a second. In another couple of years I will (I hope) be halfway to my PhD, and (more unrealistically) have some hot, smart, and sane young lady so attached to me she just couldn't handle it if I moved myself off-planet. I think I that point I would be too invested to tear up roots and move to the more fashionable side of the solar system.

      I do happen to know that Roman colonies (that they actually founded rather than granting colony status to an existing community) were populated to a great extent by soldiers. Rome was pretty sucessful. If it takes poor religious nutters with guns to get into space, by all means let's ship the population of Louisiana out there.

    21. Re:Too bad... by sydres · · Score: 1

      maybe mass suicide is not that bad of an alternative connsidering how bleak your outlook on that type of future is. to me though it sounds like a bad scifi film like Badlands or any number of other films. how come the future is never a pleasent

    22. Re:Too bad... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Peakoil.com was very insistant that the abiogenic theory is completely bunk, but their linked sources of informaiton seem far less so especially the AAPG site itself Considering that peakoil.com has the goal of causing everyone to use less oil under any circumstance and AAPG is a scientific and professional organization i would give their material more credibility than peakoil.

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    23. Re:Too bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You. You are the reason the future will not be "a pleasent". You and your kind, anyway.

  17. How reliable are these calculations? by ravenspear · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In three days this has gone from 1/233 chance, to 1/45, to 1/56,000. How can there be so wide of a spread over such a small time interval if the method being used to estimate this is at all reliable? I could see how small trajectory changes in the asteroid would vary the predictions a lot if it were closer, but this is still 30+ years away.

    What's to say tomorrow won't be 1/1? How is this latest measurement the final word that there is no threat?

    1. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      read the damn article

      its quite simple

      you have a cone of probable impact

      . METEOR
      . / \
      . / \
      . / \
      . / \
      . / \
      ./ o \

      (o=earth)

      its in the cone, high probability

      calculations are more refined:

      . METEOR
      . / \
      . / \
      . / \
      . /o \

      base of cone is smaller, earth now has an even larger chance of getting hit.. now some more narrowing of the cone:

      . METEOR
      . / \
      . / \
      . o/ \

      oops.. earth is no longer in the cone.. probability just jumped to 1/56,000

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      lalala In three days this has gone from 1/233 chance, to 1/45, to 1/56,000. How can there be so wide of a spread over such a small time interval if the method being used to estimate this is at all reliable? I could see how small trajectory changes in the asteroid would vary the predictions a lot if it were closer, but this is still 30+ years away.

      What's to say tomorrow won't be 1/1? How is this latest measurement the final word that there is no threat

      The now-defunct Lycos anti-spamsite screen saver, MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd. There was speculation after its demise that Open Source spam-punishing tools would emerge. Other tools such as SpamVampireThe now-defunct Lycos anti-spamsite screen saver, MakeLoveNotSpam, was extremely well received despite the whines and hand wringing from the no-one-should-ever-actively-defend-themselves crowd. There was speculation after its demise that Open Source spam-punishing tools would emerge. Other tools such as SpamVampire, LadVampire (punishes fake bank sites), Spam Research Tool and others were mentioned with increasing frequency, but there has been no coherent followup to gauge what people are doing since the death of the Lycos screen saver. What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?" , LadVampire (punishes fake bank sites), Spam Research Tool and others were mentioned with increasing frequency, but there has been no coherent followup to gauge what people are doing since the death of the Lycos screen saver. What are you doing that you think is effective in punishing spammers or their spam-site sponsors?"

    2. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're about the 10th person to ask this, so I'll be brief.
      READ TFA

    3. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by Rakishi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If I understand it correctly the reason is simple, and someone commented on this in one of the other postings:

      They knew the rough area in which the asteroid could end up, and with more data this area kept shrinking. However, the Earth was still in this area and since the total places the thing could go was shrinking the chance of going to one part of the area increased. Then suddenly the Earth went out of this area so it's probability went down.

      Here is an analogy: think of having ten cups face down with a ball under one and one is labeled "Earth". Now Earth has a 1 in 10 chance of having the ball. However, if someone removed 5 of the false cups then Earth now has a 1 in 5 chance. However, if someone now removed the Earth cup since it did not have a ball then it's chance would go down to 0.

    4. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason the probability of impact jumps around so much is as follows. The probability figure you have been seeing on the headlines is a CUMULATIVE probability of several potential impacts. In other words, they add the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth on this day, on that day, etc. for each close encounter. There were about 8 close encounters for which their probabilities were being summed to calculate this figure. There was a 1 in 38 chance for the asteroid hitting Earth on April 13, 2029, and this figure dominated the cumulative impact probability (1 in 37). Once more observations ruled out any impact on that day, the cumulative impact probability went to nearly zero. The remaining figure as of this posting, around 1.8e-05 (1 in 56,000), represents the probability of impact on the other close encounter dates (2037, 2044, etc.) as listed in the table. You will also note that the April 13, 2029 encounter has been REMOVED from this table. This is because there will be no impact; the table only lists remaining potential impacts.

    5. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by praetis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Think of it like throwing a basketball into a hoop. As you release, no one has a clue whether you'll whiff it or what. Then people see it's in the general right direction. Then people see it's looking like a good shot. Then people start to think it will be very close. Then we see it smack into the rim and bounce away. Drat.

      The probability of impact gradually goes up and up, and then suddenly drops to zero at some point if it is not going to hit. It won't go back up after that drop.

    6. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by iabervon · · Score: 2, Informative

      The estimates are all based on different amounts of data. As you perform more measurements, the values will change significantly, especially for the first few measurements. If you consider the odds they show when they're televising poker games, they vary substantially. The early odds aren't any less reliable, but there's a lot of information left to get.

      Assuming the astronomers can figure things out reliably this far in advance, one way to thing about it is that a 1/45 chance of getting hit means that there was a 44/45 chance of the odds dropping to very small when they determined pretty much for sure where it was going. Now there's a 1/56,000 chance that tomorrow it'll be 1/1, which is obviously much less likely.

      Really, they ought to report the estimated distance it will pass from earth and the standard deviation in their estimate, which would give a much clearer picture of the difference between 1/56K based on very little data and 1/56K based on a lot of data.

    7. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      If you read the article you would see that they found the asteroid in a photo from March of 2004. This earlier observation allowed them to calculate the orbit with more precision.

    8. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by adeydas · · Score: 1

      is there any probability of the meteor changing its direction again?!

    9. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by ahodgson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, it's going to fire its nuclear engine and head towards us anytime now.

    10. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by mrjb · · Score: 1

      Then we see it smack into the rim and bounce away. Drat. Except earth has no rim, maybe the meteor would bounce off of the rings of Saturn though.

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    11. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lameness should be allowed for those with good karma... Sheesh.

    12. Re:How reliable are these calculations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Our organization realizes that only a small addition of momentum in the appropriate direction will be enough to send this rock hurtling into your home town. ( Yes we know who you are and we know where you live ). Therefore, we are sending a spacecraft, equipped with a powerful ION drive to intercept it, and attach to it. Over the next decade or so, it will nudge the object towards a trajectory that will intersect your noggin on April 13 2029

  18. wonderful! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Now my bet is useless! I was sure we'd all die and I'd become rich beyond my wildest dreams!

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  19. Re:Wow, I got a story accepted. by FuturePastNow · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot has editors? Who knew...

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  20. how many other disasters in the 2030's? by ChipMonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Between the Mayan calendar, the Unix epoch, and now this, I don't see how any of us will make it to 2040 alive.

    1. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

      easy -they could all be wrong

    2. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Based on Mayan mythology 2012 is the year when the gods decide whether or not to allow humanity to exist for the next 10,000 years. So if we get past 2012 I guess we're alright.

      The four previous peoples of the earth were wiped out by jaguars, hurricanes, fires, and finally a great flood. Middle-eastern religions document the flood as well. The Popul Vuh has many interesting parallels to the Torah/Pentateuch making it a disturbing read. The best explanation for that starts out with "If Newton and Liebniz could separately invent calculus, and both the lightbulb and phonograph were seperately created while nearly identical..." And remember, the reason Cortez got away with what he did is because they thought he was the second coming of their saviour.

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    3. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by spamguy · · Score: 0
      Even though I hear constantly about the UNIX Epoch and I know what it is, I keep forgetting when the thing is. Should I be on the lookout for when I start up and am told that, in fact, I am not welcome to Macintosh?

      (Seriously, though...when is it?)

    4. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Middle-eastern religions document the flood as well

      Oh please, a worldwide flood in the past few thousand years? There's no evidence for that. Credulous religious "scholars" taking a local flood and blowing it out of proportion and apply the word god/allah to it is proof of human vanity and self-centeredness.

      > Cortez got away with what he did is because they thought he was the second coming of their saviour.

      Cortez was confused with a local god, the second coming is very much a Christian concept but it was pretty clear later on what the score was. Not to mention cortez got away with what he did because of smallpox.

    5. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "2040" you speak of?

      $ date -d 'Jan 1 2040'
      date: invalid date `Jan 1 2040'

    6. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      January 19, 2038, 3:14:08 UTC. That will be 2^31 seconds after the Epoch, so all implementations that use signed 32-bit time will underflow at that point (i.e., the above date will appear as December 13, 1901, 20:45:52, if I figured that out right.)

      Some other implementations probably use unsigned 32-bit time, and those may survive for another 38 years. But there will be problems even then, because programmers may have assumed that the time is a signed value even on systems where it isn't.

      In theory, 33 years should be long enough for us all to switch over to 64-bit time. But I fully expect that there will still be computer clocks running in 2038 that no one has thought to upgrade...

    7. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh please, a worldwide flood in the past few thousand years? There's no evidence for that.

      Hence "middle-eastern religions document the flood" rather than "middle-eastern historical accounts document the flood" My point was that the belief in a flood cleansing the earth in order to leave behind "we, the favored ones" are not unique.

      Cortez was confused with a local god, the second coming is very much a Christian concept but it was pretty clear later on what the score was. Not to mention cortez got away with what he did because of smallpox.

      The Toltecs passed on to the seven Nahautl tribes that left the north (Aztec were in this group, as well as the tribes already living on the shores of Lake Texcoco) a belief in twin brothers of darkness and light. The dark one was of evil and the light one, Quetzalcoatl, the good. Quetzalcoatl left on a raft headed east said to return and do all kinds of good things saving the people from his brother. Cortez showed up with his 50,000 men and did indeed lay siege to Tenochtitlan (Aztec capital). But that wasn't until after he had travelled the countryside gathering the support of 2,000,000 people under Aztec rule under the obvious guise as the "light-skinned blue-eyed blond-haired man come afloating on a raft from the East." In the 100 years the Aztec had been around they'd managed to force everyone they encountered to pay a yearly tribute to them for being defeated. Cortez was able to turn these people against the Aztec. Cortez, with his 50,000 Spaniards (and the not often mentioned 2,000,000 locals) spent 2 years unsuccessfully laying siege to a city of 300,000 (some reports put it at 600,000, three times the size of any city in Europe). The smallpox killed off 60% of their population and they surrendered, but none of it was possible without Cortez being able to rally the countryside they way he did. And then all those people who had rallied behind him were "delivered" into the Spanish Inquisition.

      Nothing says organized religion like the Spanish pear.

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    8. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do you pretend you know what you're talking about when you obviously don't? 50,000 Spaniards? How would this have been accomplished in the early 16th century? It was 700, look it up.

      Even a basic reading of the histories (Bernal Diaz is fun) would show your description of Cortez going around Spain, claiming to be a god, and thus raising 2,000,000 local warriors, to be completely untrue. The whole "Cortez was thought of as the Western conception of a god" legend is a product of racism, white people like the idea that brown people think they're god-like. Diaz scarcely mentions the concept, and where he does it's entirely different than the popular conception.

    9. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I goofed on that number, and though I've only read two accounts of Cortez using his "god-hood" to any effect (there's another one saying Moctezuma II saw through it but wasn't in a position to toss him out yet) it seems likely enough since it verifiably *did* happen to other European explorers.

      As for the "white people" comment... that's the kind of "bow nigger"-ing that should invoke Godwin's Law. Save it.

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    10. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the funny thing about this mayan calendar business is that our calendars are off by anywhere between 4-7 years, depending on who you ask, so even if it really were 2012, for us it will be somewhere between 2005-2008. in 2012 there will be all kinds of crazed lunatic cults and crap, all for nothing, since the calendar date will have technically already passed. good stuff.

    11. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The four previous peoples of the earth were wiped out by jaguars, hurricanes, fires, and finally a great flood.

      ?Jaguars?

      I KNEW that those cars were unsafe. Thanks for the tip!

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    12. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      There's no evidence for that.

      There's insufficient evidence for it. The mere fact that it was believed to be true by multiple institutions is evidence that it happened.

      Throwing around absolutes just makes you look silly, and gives the wackos more ammunition. Please don't do it.

    13. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

      The Mayan calander (Mayan's were dispersed by 1500s so it would have been Inca or Aztec) was translated to Gregorian or Julian calendars when the people who used Gregorian or Julian calendars did the conversion which must have been after 1492. By then the caledar was well established and there aren't any questions about how many days have passed between now and then. The 4-7 year thing is based on the approximation of Jesus's birth for the Gregorian calendar. The Julian calendar didn't have any such issues and is accurate to much earlier dates. Since the switch from Gregorian to Julian has been happening for only the last 500 years we can safely assume that Gregorian dates are convertible to older calendars (such as the Mayan, Muslim, Hebrew, Chinese, etc.) despite the fact that the Gregorian calendar is zeroed at the wrong date.

      The interesting thing about the Gregorian calendar is that when know in exactly what year Jesus died (Tiberius became emperor in AD 14, Jesus died in his 15th year of rule) but we don't know how old (exactly, Luke says he was about 30) he was. So Jesus died in year X and he was born in ~(X-30) but Herod the Great Died in X-25 (4 AD) which doesn't cause any problems.

      But then again, we know when Harod the Great died and when Luke says Jesus died which was 29 years later, but I though Herod was alive when Jesus died. Were there two Herods (Sunday schools should have covered this)?

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    14. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worst disaster will be the end of the 32 bit date epoch in 2037...

    15. Re:how many other disasters in the 2030's? by reverseengineer · · Score: 1
      First off, you have the Julian and Gregorian calendars reversed- the Julian calendar is named for Julius Caesar, and is based off of the calendar he enacted in Rome. The key mistakes made regarding dates in the Julian calendar, however, were made several centuries later by the monk Dionysus the Little- it was he who adapted the Julian calendar (which originally had dates based on the accepted date of the founding of Rome) to a Christian standard- the birth of Jesus. Unfortunately, modern scholarship suggests Dionysus was a few years off, and that the historical Jesus would have been born some time between 8-4BC, depending on who you ask. Key to the earlier dating is that many of the early events in the life of Jesus depend on Herod the Great being alive at the time, and a number of reliable Roman sources put his death around 4BC.

      The Gregorian calendar was more of a matter of fixing some minor yet steadily accruing inaccuracies in the Julian calendar, particularly the realization that the Julian rules for leap years were causing extra days to pile on over the centuries (a year is roughly 365.24 days, but adding a day every 4 years treats the year as being 365.25 days). Pope Gregory XIII, for whom the calendar is named, decreed in 1582 that years that end in 00 but are not divisible by 400 (like 1900, but not 2000) would no longer be leap years. Also, in order to to get rid of the extra days created by running under the Julian calendar for 1600 years, Greg announced that nearly two weeks in October 1582 would be removed from the calendar. Problem solved, except that in 1582 the Catholic Church did not have the absolute authority it once possessed, and so the Eastern Orthodox folks and the English stayed with the Julian calendar for several more centuries.

      As for the question of, "Were there two Herods?" the answer is much simpler: Yes. Herod the Great, as mentioned, died in roughly 4BC; his son, Herod Antipas, then took the throne- it is he who is said to have obtained the head of John the Baptist.

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  21. Re:Wow, I got a story accepted. by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

    Slashdot editors didn't even bother to fix my typo. s/when/where .

    Heh, they didn't even bother to capitalize Slashdot in your submission. Shows just how much they care.

  22. Re:Huh? by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 2, Informative

    or maybe you could read the damn article.. hell the little description on /.

    "It seems that earth was near the edge of the cone of probability of when it could go. As the cone kept closing, the probability of hitting earth grew, but it kept getting closer to the edge. It's now outside the cone, and we can be safe."

    --
    [an error occurred while processing this directive]
  23. Numbers changed drastically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed that the number of observations dropped from 176 to 118 and the number of days increased from 196 to 287 in just a couple hours. Something smell fishy or they found more data and removed a bunch more!

    1. Re:Numbers changed drastically by VitaminB52 · · Score: 1
      I noticed that the number of observations dropped from 176 to 118 and the number of days increased from 196 to 287 in just a couple hours.

      I noticed this too ... looks like NASA discarded some inaccurate observations (--> smaller number of observations), and found some old photographs of 2004 MN4 in their archive (--> longer baseline) - they must have been searching their archives for existing older sightings as soon as the impact risk started to look real bad.

    2. Re:Numbers changed drastically by cnettel · · Score: 1

      I noticed this too ... looks like NASA discarded some inaccurate observations (--> smaller number of observations), and found some old photographs of 2004 MN4 in their archive (--> longer baseline) - they must have been searching their archives for existing older sightings as soon as the impact risk started to look real bad.
      The strange thing is that they seemed to use just about all observations up to two days ago. They better be sure of having a positive identification back in those March shots... The fact that they have to eliminate this many to get it to match seems a bit strange.

    3. Re:Numbers changed drastically by ShpinktR · · Score: 1

      I've been tracking the data on this asteroid for a few days now. 26 DEC 2004 - Based on 161 Observations they determined that the probability was 1 in 45. Early 27 DEC 2004 - Based on 176 Observations they determined that the probability was 1 in 37. And now Based on 118 Observations they determined that the probability is 1 in 24,000. I'm just curious as to why discard any observations at all? How is one observation more accurate than the next? Is there any source for acquiring all observational material? Was that data just discarded simply because new obveservational data was capable of pinpointing errors within past data thus identifying it as 'flawed', or 'inaccurate'? And in response, if they can just discard inaccurate observations then can't they just discard accurate ones as well? Already we saw how many sites and newspapers were carrying this story, and it had only been rediscovered for analysis recently. There was discussion about how the JPL and the B612 Foundation's proposed planetary defence missions could be accelerated in the event of the MN4's continuing threat. I would say that I am not completely satisfied with how quickly these stats turned from 1 in 35 to 1 in 25,000 in a matter of hours, using less observations, and without them providing any real explanation as to why those observations were discarded.

  24. Re:Huh? by TheMeuge · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ----
    Quote:
    So how exactly did we go from a 1 in 37 chance to a 1 in 56000 chance in a few hours? My guess is that slashdot submitters was posting meaningless statistics and editors were letting them through in order to sensationalize the issue.
    ----

    Not true - I looked at the NASA website a few hours ago and the probability was indeed listed at 2.7%

    However, I am also interested in how we went from 1/37 to 1/56000 in a few hours.

  25. Now I'm Confused by cacepi · · Score: 1

    Do I get Billy Bob Thornton to bite his nails while Liv Tyler "comforts" me in my last moments or not?

    Come on, Bruce Willis' life and hot elfin love are on the line here!

    1. Re:Now I'm Confused by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      Liv Tyler was born in 1977, so she'll be 60 or 67 when the asteroid hits... uh, go ahead, take her, she's all yours!

    2. Re:Now I'm Confused by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Liv Tyler was born in 1977, so she'll be 60 or 67 when the asteroid hits... uh, go ahead, take her, she's all yours!

      Well, I born in 1970 so I'd be 67 or 74, and I'm unlikely to have the kind of money that makes hot 20-somethings go with senior citizens...so, sure I'd take her! :-)

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    3. Re:Now I'm Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was born in 1970, but that doesn't mean I'll lower my standards!

    4. Re:Now I'm Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She'll be 52, or one year younger than the current age of my better half :)

  26. Odd.. by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    Anyone else wondering if this is more damage control then the truth? It's not good to have the world thinking it will die in 24 years.

    It's very difficult to go "We'll fine you £100" when they arn't going to live much longer..

    --
    I like muppets.
  27. ...won't kill us. by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then why is there a round shadow surrounding my house getting bigger and bigger and... [CONNECTION LOST]

    --
    Unknown host pong.
    1. Re:...won't kill us. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Except, of course, that wouldn't happen unless it was approaching from the position in the sky occupied by the sun. On the other hand, anything getting bigger without appearing to move in the sky definitely has your name on it... And soon, will have you on it (splat)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:...won't kill us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey asshole, getting modded funny does not affect karma.

    3. Re:...won't kill us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new around here, it's called [NO CARRIER].

  28. Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The odds are still not good! The chances of someone winning the lottery is like 1 in a few million/billion! Yet there's almost always a winner! OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

    1. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by Xshare · · Score: 1

      Not true. The odds of any single person to win is 1 in a few billion. The odds of having SOMEONE of the millions of people who buy is a lot less.

    2. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      Thousnads of people play the lottery. This is completely different. Lay out 37 cups, get someone to put a ball under one and then you have 1 shot at finding the ball. The chance of it happening are very very slim.

      --
      I like muppets.
    3. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

      Not sure about the lottery where you live, but in Ohio, a lottery ticket has 6 numbers [1-44]. The numbers are unique so we can determine that the total number of possible values is 44! / 38! = 5082517440. Since the numbers can be in any order to win, we divide by the number of possible permutations of 6 numbers (6! = 720). 5082517440 / 720 = 7059052. So, the odds of hitting the super-lotto jackpot in Ohio are 1 in 7059052. Therefore, the asteroid will miss the Earth.

      QED.

      --
      Unknown host pong.
    4. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by brasten · · Score: 1

      That must have been you I played against on Halo 2 XBLive last night...

    5. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by kaedemichi255 · · Score: 1

      joke n.
      1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
      2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
      3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
      4. Informal.
      - Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
      - An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

    6. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by gnovos · · Score: 2, Funny

      The odds are still not good! The chances of someone winning the lottery is like 1 in a few million/billion! Yet there's almost always a winner! OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!

      So you mean one of our 56 millions earths will get demolished!?

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    7. Re:Lies, lies lies! We are going to die! by Laebshade · · Score: 1

      While I see why this is funny, rememeber: you have millions of people playing the lottery, so the chance is definitely very likely someone will win. This isn't the case in the probability of this particular giant rock hitting the Earth; there's only one.

  29. Yeah Sure by kilgortrout · · Score: 1

    that's what they's like you to believe. Don't be fooled; 2004 MN4 is coming and it's going to kill you and your little dog too.

  30. Not convinced, personally! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to come up with a semi convincing conspiracy theory? No? Even a mildly possible one?

    1. Re:Not convinced, personally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidence for the conspiracy theory can start here http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=134143 &cid=11195979

    2. Re:Not convinced, personally! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Anyone want to come up with a semi convincing conspiracy theory? No? Even a mildly possible one?

      NASA's computers survived a Slashdotting this morning, and they decided to get cocky?

  31. *looks around* by Akardam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Chicken Little? Is that you?

  32. bummer by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That would have solved the Social Security solvency problem.

    1. Re:bummer by AEton · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      When George Bush ran for a House seat in 1978, he said during the campaign that Social Security would die in ten years unless privatization happened.

      --
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  33. Re:Huh? by WhiteBandit · · Score: 5, Informative

    So how exactly did we go from a 1 in 37 chance to a 1 in 56000 chance in a few hours? My guess is that slashdot submitters was posting meaningless statistics and editors were letting them through in order to sensationalize the issue.

    Too bad you'd be guessing wrong. NASA's information page on 2004 MN4 has been continuously updated throughout the weekend. Just a few hours ago, based on certain observations, it was concluded that the probability was 1/37. After further calculations and observations, the trajectory of the asteroid was plotted with enough confidence to warrant a reevaluation of the impact probabilities. Hence, we now see a 1/56,000 chance. It's all right there on NASA's page. Nothing sensationalistic about it.

    How'd we get arrive at those probabilities within a matter of hours? Read the article summary. It does a good job of explaining it.

  34. Or so we think... by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    That's just what they want you to think. Get your astroid insurance here!

    Tom

    --
    Someday, I'll have a real sig.
  35. Two choices: by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can do one of two things:

    Trust the math

    Do the math

    I only briefly considered it but enough that I trust the math. It's not that the estimates are unreliable, it's that the estimates are only as reliable as the measurements made, and as the measurements become increasingly accurate in number and value, so too the estimate.

    So the first estimate was made with a small number of measurements: The theoretical 'circle' of probability was large and intersected quite well with the Earth. As more measurements are made, the probability circle gets smaller, but because the size of the Earth doesn't shrink the chance of impact go up; more of the volume of the probability circle coincides with the Earth.

    Then as even more measurements are made the circle grows ever smaller until it is small enough that only the edge of the circle is now overlapping the Earth, and thus the chance of impact goes down.

  36. Can someone explain this? by brejc8 · · Score: 1

    I was just looking at the google cache of that page and there are loads more instances (including the 2029). Do they remove the ones too unlikely to happen once they get better measurements? (Or insert conspiracy theory here)

    1. Re:Can someone explain this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's not an conspiracy...

      All the information is here, decide for yourself..

      http://www.hohmanntransfer.com/crt.htm#2004mn4

  37. Why isn't the media covering this? by AEton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Gosh - I looked everywhere on Google News and practically every mainstream source said just about nothing about this story! Why could that be?

    (and, even weirder, the ones that -do- mention it are dated days ago and talk abut an "actually miniscule probability". can't they read?!)

    I guess I'll just have to turn to Slashdot for all my eschatological news.

    --
    We recently had heard in the office over one of the Yellow Machine that's made by Anthology Solutions.
    1. Re:Why isn't the media covering this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although, on the other hand -- every time the media does blow something out of proportion all hell breaks loose.

      Example: Bush would sell this story as increased funding for Missle Defense.

    2. Re:Why isn't the media covering this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'll just have to turn to Slashdot for all my eschatological news.

      E-scatology has better coverage on Poopdot.

      Oy. My juvenile sense of humour disgusts me. I'm posting anonymously. (but still giggling)

    3. Re:Why isn't the media covering this? by linoleo · · Score: 1

      It's because the Torino scale is helpfully divided into ranges that suggest the appropriate public response:

      0-1 - nothing to see here, move along
      2-4 - events meriting coverage on slashdot
      5-7 - events meriting coverage on local, regional, or global evening news
      8-10 - events meriting local, regional, or global panic

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    4. Re:Why isn't the media covering this? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      eschatological - Fascinated by shit (news)
      schatological - Fascinated by shit (literal)

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  38. Terrorists by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    ...but if we all submit to biometric ID cards, sub-dermal RFID chips and CCTV in every home, then Earth can't be hit by asteroids right?

    I mean - we all know that it's terrorists launching asteroids at the Earth.

    1. Re:Terrorists by Malacon · · Score: 1

      we all know that it's terrorists launching asteroids at the Eart

      I thought those were bugs?


      Would you like to know more?

    2. Re:Terrorists by enosys · · Score: 1

      Do the Gou'ald count?

  39. The condensed netspeak version... by Akardam · · Score: 3, Funny

    OMGWTFBBQ!!1 *splat*

  40. as improbable as it is by jbplou · · Score: 1

    To hit us, I believe that if it is on course to hit us, it will be eaten by a small dog from different Universe that is larger than our entire Universe because as improbable things go this is quite possible.

  41. Bah,,, by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    Everyone had to know this wasn't going to happen. I don't know which asteroid it *will* be, when it does hit, but the day will be Dec. 21, 2012. Duh.

    1. Re:Bah,,, by Santana · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, the end of the Maya calendar? No, the Maya calendar does not say the world will end on December 21st 2012.

      --
      The best way to predict the future is to invent it
    2. Re:Bah,,, by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      No, just the end of humanity.

      Double duh.

      PS. In the fifth cycle, the world will be dominated by lawyers...

    3. Re:Bah,,, by Santana · · Score: 1

      THIS is the Fifth Age. A Sixth one (the Sixth version? ;) would/will begin on December 21st, 2012. It is interpreted as the opportunity/certainty of a spiritual ascension for Earth's humanity, not its doom.

      --
      The best way to predict the future is to invent it
    4. Re:Bah,,, by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      What would you know about mayans, you're from mexico after all.

    5. Re:Bah,,, by Santana · · Score: 1

      Do I need to live in Greece to know about Greeks? But guess what... Mayas lived in México, mainly in Yucatán, Quintana Roo, Campeche and Chiapas, and Central América too. And I happen to live in Chiapas.

      --
      The best way to predict the future is to invent it
    6. Re:Bah,,, by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      That was meant to be a joke. Sheesh...

  42. Re:Huh? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 4, Informative

    See my post for an idea of how the math works.

    The best way to visualize it: Imagine a dot on the ground. Cast a shadow on it from your hand. That shadow is the probable area where the future asteroid would be. As measurements become more accurate you would move your hand closer and closer to the ground. The probability goes up because the area of the shadow becomes smaller while the size of the dot on the ground (the Earth) remains the same. As the shadow continues shrinking then the probability of impact continues to go up until your hand gets so close to the ground that your hand touches (or misses) the dot..

    At that point the shadow is either on the dot (impact) or it is off the dot (miss) and right now the shadow is off the dot (miss).

  43. 2004MN4 may hit the moon by AtomicJake · · Score: 1, Redundant

    See the pictures on the official Nasa sites.

    Probability: 1.8%...

    No, seriously: I just like the impact probability page at http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?; put an arbitrary number and link it as an official and validated probability to your /. posts.

    1. Re:2004MN4 may hit the moon by GregChant · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Holy crap! There's a 100% probability of impact! Run for the hills!

  44. I still want an explanation... by mtaff · · Score: 1, Troll
    for the missing data. This morning there were like 189 observations, and now there are only 118. Are they throwing out data they don't agree with? Was the data misinterpreted? Did they have problems with metric conversion?

    NEODyS says over 200 observations came in in the last five days alone. What's going on here? Anyone from NEO/JPL want to enlighten us?

    1. Re:I still want an explanation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I will get to your question after this long paragraph.

      The reason the probability of impact jumps around so much is as follows. The probability figure you have been seeing on the headlines is a CUMULATIVE probability of several potential impacts. In other words, they add the probability of the asteroid hitting Earth on this day, on that day, etc. for each close encounter. There were about 8 close encounters for which their probabilities were being summed to calculate this figure. There was a 1 in 38 chance for the asteroid hitting Earth on April 13, 2029, and this figure dominated the cumulative impact probability (1 in 37). Once more observations ruled out any impact on that day, the cumulative impact probability went to nearly zero. The remaining figure as of this posting, around 1.8e-05 (1 in 56,000), represents the probability of impact on the other close encounter dates (2037, 2044, etc.) as listed in the table [nasa.gov]. You will also note that the April 13, 2029 encounter has been REMOVED from this table. This is because there will be no impact; the table only lists remaining potential impacts.

      Now, because they have ruled out an impact in 2029, some of the observations actually don't contribute to determining whether an impact will occur on the other, later dates (2037, 2044, etc). There have been hundreds of observations but the only ones relevant to the current potential impacts are counted on that NASA page.

  45. Wait... by fizban · · Score: 1

    So, you mean I *shouldn't* start to live a life of debauchery and fornication, knowing that life now has no meaning and no future?

    Sex and drugs and party, party, party are right out, you say?

    Ah, well, hmmm... Yes, well then, I'll be going now. Never mind all that. I'll clean it up later, thanks.

    Would someone call my doctor for me please? I seem to have developed a little rash from last night...

    --

    +1 Insightful, -1 Troll. What can I say, I'm an Insightful Troll.

  46. Noooo! by ratta · · Score: 0

    I was about to kill my wife!

    --
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  47. Don't beLIEve it!!! by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    its all a mass conspiracy to herd us like sheep - you can't have the sheep scared now can you? :)

  48. We are safe.... by DraKKon · · Score: 1

    ... until tomorrow, when the ywill change the status yet again.

    Nothing to see here... move along.

    --
    "It's not like your minds are as open as the source you love..." - Me to the majority of Slashdot.
  49. Well we won't have to worry about 2038 then, by Graemee · · Score: 2, Funny

    January 19, 2038 the date when 32 bit time runs out or is that overflows?

    1. Re:Well we won't have to worry about 2038 then, by zonker · · Score: 0

      that was my first thought too. heheh. i guess it will save a lot of money for the bean counters to budget. too bad we'll all be too uhh, dead to enjoy it. i guess. ;p

    2. Re:Well we won't have to worry about 2038 then, by cybermage · · Score: 1

      January 19, 2038

      Worst Birthday Ever!

      At least I'll be 69 and living large on my Social Security by then.

    3. Re:Well we won't have to worry about 2038 then, by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      I think a 69 would be more likely than seeing Social Security :D

      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
  50. I smell a coverup....... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    I think we're doomed and the feds are censoring so we wont go ape-sh*t. Definite conspiracy going here!

    1. Re:I smell a coverup....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, I kinda understand them. Can't have a messy anarcho-chaos around the planet when doomsday comes, what kind of image that would give to those colony-ufo's coming after it? They could even think that this planet has bad disorder-karma and go to Mars instead. Tsk tsk.

  51. Is Disney really all powerful? by EvilUmpir · · Score: 0

    Disney has a movie coming out "Chicken Little" and all this press about an asteroid? Diseny has grown so powerful it controls the universe! Kinda comforting, since killing all of us off would be bad for business.

  52. Re:Huh? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 2, Informative
    So how exactly did we go from a 1 in 37 chance to a 1 in 56000 chance in a few hours?

    Spaceguard, using the information that was already available, did a "prediscovery" of the asteroid dating back to March of this year. Because it was from so long ago, it gave them a better "baseline" on which to judge the orbit. With the upgraded data, they were able to eliminate any possibility of danger to the Earth from 2004 MN4.

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  53. Re:...Disasters in the 2030's? by wasted · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least we can hope these two don't do a remake that year. That would save the planet from one disaster. Of course, that potential disaster probably wouldn't actually kill anyone. It would be more likely to make hundreds of thousands of people sick.

  54. Odds? You don't need "odds". by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Just remember this: "Shit Happens" I guarantee it*.

    I am sure the Earth will eventually suffer a devastating blow, again, via cosmic forces at work, sooner or later. I just hope it is later, much later. Like after my kid's college bills are paid and stuff.

    * or double your money back.

    --
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    1. Re:Odds? You don't need "odds". by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Hell, make it *before* you pay the kids college bills.

      "I'd really like to make a payment this month, but it appears the majority of civilisation has been demolished. Let's say we wipe the slate clean, eh?"

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    2. Re:Odds? You don't need "odds". by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      Heh, I hear ya, but I was thinking of the children.

      It would be nice if they could enjoy a bit of civilization before it was gone, but I always remind them:

      "It is good to know how to kill things with pointy sticks, just in case that career in debentures arbitrage is interrupted by a meteor or some such."

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  55. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

    DAMMIT! >_<

    --
    [o]_O
  56. So let me get this straight... by atezun · · Score: 1

    NASA predicts an increasing chance of utter doom or at least an increasing chance of some rock chunk hitting some guy in Idaho's corn field(Yes I know they never said anything about it hitting Idaho) and then five hours later takes it back? Jeez! You know these modern day doom predictors are no fun anymore! At least when Nostradamus was wrong he still stood by the predictions until nothing happened! I mean what happened to swelling of hope?

  57. Re:Huh? by wasted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Make sure you use a lamp for this experiment instead of sunlight. The shadow won't change size if sunlight is used.

  58. aw fuck... by AmericaHater · · Score: 0
    I'll be nearly 80 then. I wanted to take everyone with me.

    Shit, now I gotta continue hacking that hyper-virus DNA and thats gonna take forever. Dammit, Dammit, Dammit.

  59. probably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...and we can be safe."

    That end should have been:

    "...and we can be safe, probably. Maybe. Perhaps. Or not. But possibly. Who knows. Until the next article."

  60. Don't be fooled! by 1tsm3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They have confirmed the probability of hit to be 100% and don't want us to know! (* puts on a tin foil covered kevlar helmet *) You better not cancel your bomb shelter!

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    -ItsME
  61. now its even worse! by josteos · · Score: 1

    http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/ip?1.8e-1

    I don't know if there is enough tin foil to save us all....

    --
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  62. Darnit, I wanted to sing this song by davidwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh well, guess we'll have to find another excuse to sing

    "Super comet fragment impact extra-large explosions"

    Oh well, it's a damn asteroid anyways.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  63. obligatory dumb and dumber quote by Stalyn · · Score: 1

    ripped from imdb

    Lloyd Christmas: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
    Mary Swanson: Not good.
    Lloyd Christmas: Not good like one in a hundred?
    Mary Swanson: I'd say more like one in a million.
    Lloyd Christmas: So you're telling me there's a chance?

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  64. Whew! by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    It worked. Damn am I tired...

  65. why god? by Digitus1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    My only chance of getting laid, gone! What? 1 in 56000 odds? I'm back in the game!

  66. Outsourcing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hooray! The outsourcing problem will be fixed in 2037.

  67. Additional Historical Obs.? Deleted Recent Ones? by mrgriscom · · Score: 1

    What's interesting is that the new analysis seems to come not from many new observations in the past few hours, but rather previously undiscovered historical observations.

    Back when the impact probability was 1 in 45, the NASA NEO page said it was deduced from 169 observations, from as early as June 19. Now the most recent verdict of no impact consideres only 118 observations, but from as early as March 15.

    So not only were earlier, unused observations now taken into account, but the total number of data points decreased considerably.

    I wonder what happened. This is quite different from how I would have expected the analysis to evolve.

  68. Re:Huh? by JustOK · · Score: 1

    It was the effect of that 9.0 earthquake. Its changed our orbit and rotation.

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  69. Re:They removed the 2029.04.13 data by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 0

    This post is complete bullshit. Whoever modded it up is an idiot. The supplied link has an article written in 2001. I highly doubt that it has any speculation about results pulled the other day.

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  70. Uninformative by Shimmer · · Score: 0, Redundant

    As the cone kept closing, the probability of hitting earth grew, but it kept getting closer to the edge.

    This tells us nothing, since it is true of every point inside the cone as it closes.

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  71. Wheew! by utlemming · · Score: 1

    So Wormwood won't hit in 2029...so that delays Armageddon a little. Well, more time to repent I guess.

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  72. The Cone by KidSock · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what is the probability of the earth being hit by this "cone"?

    1. Re:The Cone by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess that depends on both caster and castee's level and saving throw, but the good news is that maximum damage is only 15d6.

      More delicious nerdy goodness here

    2. Re:The Cone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never fear. Kirk has stopped the Doomsday machine!

    3. Re:The Cone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I KNEW someone had to make a "Cone of ---". But, Cone of Probability.. I like that. If you could tie it into Hitchhiker's "infinite improbability drive", you would have the ultimate magical weapon.

  73. Sorry so late... by philovivero · · Score: 1

    Sorry to be posting to this story so late, but I was out looting in the general mayhem from the last announcement.

    So, etiquette question. Now that I know the odds are about NIL of total annihilation in 2038, do I have to stop looting now?

    1. Re:Sorry so late... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      well, there's still the 32 bit date overflow in 2038, so continue looting until all 32 bit systems are replaced. And pillage, too. Nothing like augmentation of looting with pillaging.

    2. Re:Sorry so late... by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
      But between the looting and the pillaging comes the raping. And of course, after the pillaging comes the burning.

      Remember the order of operations:

      1. Loot
      2. Rape
      3. Pillage
      4. Burn

      ...of course, in the famous Monty Python movie, after the spankings comes the oral sex.

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    3. Re:Sorry so late... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a routine where the soldiers were confused: "let's see, is it pillage the women, rape the cattle, loot the forest & burn the money ....?"

  74. Re:...Disasters in the 2030's? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Why isn't there a "-1, Gratuitous Gigli Reference" mod?

  75. let down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does anyone else feel disappointed?

  76. Wohoo, we won't die! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wohoo! I almost thought I should to go and LIVE now...

    Thank god for endless life. Until next shaker.

  77. Re:They removed the 2029.04.13 data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have read the article, but since you didn't, I'll quote the relevant bits here:

    " Information leading to an impact prediction ...
    " should be transmitted for confidential review ...
    " before any announcement ...
    " be made public via ...
    " the World Wide Web.

    Do you get it now?

  78. Earth Orbit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But did they take into account the changes to Earth's orbit due to the massive earth quake?.

  79. Very reliable by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Informative

    As another poster noted, you can check the math yourself if you like. However, you can understand the fundimentals behind it without getting into math.

    Basically what happens with this is we do not know the motion of any of these objects precisely. We do not precisely know their position, or velocity. So, we take what we know to the accuracy that we know it, and extrapolate a cone of possible paths. This is quite large when you deal with something in solar distances.

    Now the motion of the Earth is known quite well. So, you plug in the possible paths of the asteriod, the predicted locations of the Earth, you get possible impact points. These are only as good as the measurements of the motion of the asteriod and the precision of the calculations. This isn't simple, ideal newtonian motion where the asteroid travels in a perfectly straight line, gravity of the planets, the sun, etc all play a part as well as many other factors.

    So once an asteroid is intersting to look at (meaning it is heading in a direction that could possibly result in Earth impact) NASA starts working on refined measurements of it's motion, mass, and position, as well as more precise calculations of the forces affecting it.

    Initally, the calculations kept eliminating paths that would lead to no impact, thus raising the probability, based on what we knew currently. However further calculations have now eliminated most impact scenarios, lowering the probability.

    It's all just refinement of measurement and calculation. Orignally we had a very fuzzy idea of the possible paths the asteriod might follow, now we have a fairly refined one, and most of the paths lead to no impact.

    So what of changes? Could go any way at this point. Maybe tomorrow we refine calcuations to the point it shows 80% likely to hit Earth, maybe we refine them to show it can't possibly hit Earth, who knows?

    This isn't the final word that the asteriod will miss Earth, just means it looks like it's not very likely to. It probably won't be known for sure either way for some time, if at all. I mean notice the ones on their list with like a 100 billion to one chance to hit. It means an impact is almost completely out of the question, but not totally, there is still a very small amount of uncertainty.

  80. Just to be on the safe side by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    I think we should still send a team of bad Hollywood actors to go crash on it.

  81. NASA should stop by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    getting our hopes up so high then just dashing them.

  82. I'll wait and see... by Smiffa2001 · · Score: 1

    ...till 2035.

    Then I Might just relax. However, still doesn't help me if they've managed to forget the effect of the Moons' gravitational field or something...

  83. Re:Huh? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    That's only true if the sun and your hand are perpendicular to the ground!

  84. Re:They removed the 2029.04.13 data by imsabbel · · Score: 1

    Simple reason: the 2029 data isnt listed anymore under "possible collisions" because its ruled out completely. If the hit percentage is zero, you dont have to list the date...

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  85. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the history of the Bush administration's meddling in science, the math probably works like this:

    [NASA]: Hm, we're down to 1/20 chance of making it. We should report to the President.
    [Bush]: What's this ass steroid thing. Is it bad for us?
    [NASA]: Yes, sir, the asteroid is now at a 5% chance of hitting the Earth. When it does, it will explode with enough force to destroy a medium country and flatten most of any neighboring countries.
    [Bush]: What country will it hit?
    [NASA]: ...
    [Bush]: Excellent. This incident is now escalated to top sure...
    [NASA]: You mean top secret?
    [Bush]: No, secret is made for women. As I was saying, nobody outside of this office is to know about this ash toroid thing, and it will not hit the planet. Understand? It is not going to hit the planet.
    [NASA]: Yes, sir.

  86. Re:They removed the 2029.04.13 data by cnettel · · Score: 1

    And that was already done before the 1 in 300 post was made. They even apologized for this taking unusually long, as some data seemed wrong. In addition, the dates are not mysteriously deleted, they simply are below 10^-10 now. There is no absolute cutoff, if they should list every possible impact it should include the possibility that every single observation is incorrect and that 2004 MN4 will actually be knocking on your door tomorrow morning, 8 AM. Do you want that listed, too?

  87. Strange feeling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone else feel a sort of guilty dissapointment?

  88. Straight from the horse's mouth by ralphh · · Score: 5, Informative
    This from the NEODyS Risk Page:

    "Near-Earth Asteroid 2004 MN4: improved situation

    "The asteroid 2004 MN4 will have a very close approach to Earth in 2029. However, the observations collected by the astronomers, both professionals and amateurs, have provided enough information to exclude the possibility of an impact in 2029. This asteroid has an estimated diameter of 400 meters, and the nominal orbit solution results in a close approach to the Earth at 64,000 Km minimum distance on April 13, 2029. The actual distance could even be smaller, as small as 8 times the radius of the Earth. At the time of closest approach, the asteroid should be as bright as a fifth magnitude star, thus from some areas it will be visible to the naked eye.

    "The sharp decrease in the estimated risk from this object was the result of the enormous work done by astronomers from all over the world. Notwidstanding the Christmas holidays, many dedicated people went to work in their observatories, in the archives of past observations and at their computers, as it was the case for the staff of NEODyS. More than 200 new observations of 2004 MN4 were obtained in the last 5 days. The discovery observations of June have been painfully remeasured, the impact monitoring computer programs have been run more than 30 times. Finally today some prediscovery observations from March 2004 were found and extracted from the archives of the Spacewatch survey. These allowed to extend significantly the observations time span, thus the confidence region for the orbital elements was sharply reduced and many impacts compatible with the previous data turned out to be incompatible with the extended observations."

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    1. Re:Straight from the horse's mouth by Zotnix · · Score: 1

      "It will in fact hit tomorrow. You may now panic and cause market crashes. But please, I insist you buy Lockheed Martin stock."

      Seriously, on the Wikipedia page for the Torino scale it said most of the asteroids that hit 4 will drop to 0 when new observations are made. It is no surprise that this has in fact happened.

    2. Re:Straight from the horse's mouth by clifforch · · Score: 1

      props to the author of this article It was never a 1/37, or 1/45, 1/63 or 1/233 chance of hitting earth. That had already been decided when the asteroid took it's present course, all the numerous astronomers that helped with deciding the actual course of MN4 were helping to do is to determine its real trajectory. Either it would hit us or it wouldn't. I for one am glad this asteroid is not a threat, now on to the next one, and lets hope we live long enough enough to deal with it.

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  89. Re:Huh? by wasted · · Score: 1

    Not true - try it. As long as your hand doesn't change position relative to the ground, and the sun doesn't move appreciably while conducting the experiment, the shadow will be the same size and shape. This assumes that the person conducting the experiment is not moving the height of his hand more than a fraction of a percentage of the distance to the Sun.

    Of course, it also has to be a sunny day for this to work. It will definitely not work on rainy nights.

  90. Or, DND Style by Ieshan · · Score: 1

    Just figure it's like a one-use breath weapon with a very low chance to hit.

  91. Re:...Disasters in the 2030's? by wasted · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought there was - it is disguised as "+1, Funny"

    (I was going to suggest a "+1, Insightful", but I don't think anyone would fall for that one.)

  92. Eep! by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at the web page, that's still REALLY friggin' close. I think that's well inside geosynchronous orbit.

    1. Re:Eep! by roror · · Score: 1

      I know it ain't gonna happen, but, who would like to have half a km big asterior around us revolving in the geo sync orbit near by out other satelites - please raise your hand.

    2. Re:Eep! by Phs2501 · · Score: 1
      Look at the web page, that's still REALLY friggin' close. I think that's well inside geosynchronous orbit.

      Close only counts in horseshoes and really big fast rocks... okay, only horseshoes.

  93. asteriod? by sdo1 · · Score: 4, Funny
    A few minutes ago I'd jumped on news.google.com to see if there were any updates on MN4 (insert look of shock that /. isn't my first source of news). Of course, being a fumble-fingers, I typed "asteroid" as "asteriod". Lo and behold, what is the ONLY news site around to have such a misspelling...

    news.google.com search

    Yea, that's right.

    /.

    Figures.

    -S

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    1. Re:asteriod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damned, and I just used up all my mod points. Virtual mod, +1 funny; maybe +1 insightful, too.

    2. Re:asteriod? by shrikel · · Score: 1
      Oddly enough, also the misspelling "gllglqthp" also only appears on slashdot.

      (At least, it will as soon as google spiders this post. ;) )

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  94. Fake Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I received an email from old people in Korea stating so.

  95. Re:Huh? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    If the sun is not perpendicular to the ground but low in the sky, say over your right shoulder, and it casts a shadow on the ground, when you move your hand towards the ground the shadow will necessarily move closer to you until it is directly under your hand.

  96. *if* you trust *them*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If course all of this depends on *if* you trust *them*. (And "they" weren't using a buggy version of Windows)

  97. huh? by samantha · · Score: 1

    The chances went from 1 in 37 to 1 in 50,000 in 5 hours? Do we believe these numbers are clean and scientific? Any politics in the mix you think? If they are just scientific then why didn't all the caveats justifying the latest "safe" number bet included with the earlier scary number? Should we believe either of these numbers 3 orders of magnitude apart or simply think it is anyone's guess and that the chances of any real warning of "the big one" are slim to none?

  98. 50/50? by Fishstick · · Score: 0, Redundant

    earlier today the odds were about even

    Impact Probability: 0.5

    50.000000000% chance of Earth impact

    or

    1 in 2.0 chance

    or

    50.00000000% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

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    Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

  99. Taco Bell by romrom97 · · Score: 1

    There goes Taco Bell's chance to put a bulleye out in the middle of the ocean. If it would hit, free tacos for everyone....

  100. Media restraint? by sdo1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could it be that the mass media actually showed a reasonable amount of restraint on covering this story until more information was in hand? In the previous Slashdot stories posted on this subject, there was a lot of complaining about "What aren't the major media outlets covering this story?!?!?"

    Well, this is why. The data is/was incomplete. The calculations are/were preliminary and ever-changing based on new observations. There was no point in starting a panic and sensationalizing the story at this point.

    Sometimes we, the readers/contributors of Slashdot aren't as collectively bright as we think we are.

    -S

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    1. Re:Media restraint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The question is, why did the media decide to exercise restraint with this story?

      The /.ers wondering why the mass media weren't covering this, were wondering precisely because the mass media always goes off half-cocked on all types of stories. They sensationalise everything and lead with news that is usually inaccurate.

      It just seems odd that they would not jump this one time, when we get news stories about "terrorists" planning to hit water supplies, and bridges and local kindergartens every single day.

      I guess we put it up to a fluke attack of mass integrity. Probably won't happen again in the forseeable future :)

    2. Re:Media restraint? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops. Forgot the tag.

      Very sorry.

    3. Re:Media restraint? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Sometimes we, the readers/contributors of Slashdot aren't as collectively bright as we think we are."

      Yep, we're briter!

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    4. Re:Media restraint? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      There was no point in starting a panic and sensationalizing the story at this point/

      I call BS. Remember a few (2 or 3) years back when reporting on West Nile Virus was all the rage? I remember hearing, in Canada!, that a whole 5 people had died of West Nile Virus in Connecticut about midway through the season. Yet any view of the statistics showed that you were likelier to die of the flu than you were of West Nile. That didn't keep all the major media outlets from scaremongering for two years, though.

      I suspect the bigger reason is that the media has reported a number of these previously, both before and after the final results are in, leading to two results. First, people have no interest whatsoever anymore, before the final results come in. Second, reporting before the final results looked like blatant scaremongering, pissing off the viewership. And until one of thses hits, that's unlikely to change.

      Never doubt the media's willingness to do anything to build their market. You'll rarely be disappointed.

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  101. Big deal by po_boy · · Score: 1

    What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.
    -- http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F11.html

  102. how do they know? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    But how do they know how big it is? If you discover a new rock on space, how do you know how large it is if there is no 'ground' as a point of reference?

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  103. Re:Huh? by wasted · · Score: 1

    With the sun low on the horizon, even with your hand on the ground, there will be shadow on the other side of your hand cast by the vertical profile of your hand. If it is almost sunset or just after sunrise, the amount of shadow cast by the horizontal profile of your hand would be less than that cast by the vertical profile of your hand.

    Really, try it tomorrow.

  104. Name of the asteroid? by SetupWeasel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I suggest a new name: NASA Budget Builder 2004.

    It is catchier than 2004 MN4 and tells you why we ever heard about it in the first place.

  105. Where's the kaboom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to have been an earth-shattering kaboom!

  106. Well nuts by ahndre · · Score: 1

    Now I'll have to rewrite all that damn code! Well, I suppose I can blow it off for another 33 years or so.

  107. Diameter estimated from brightness by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the website, they estimate from the brightness:

    H - Absolute Magnitude, a measure of the intrinsic brightness of the object.

    Diameter - This is an estimate, based on the absolute magnitude, and assuming a uniform spherical body with visual albedo pV = 0.154. Since the albedo is rarely well determined the diameter estimate should be considered quite rough, but in most cases will be accurate to within a factor of two.

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  108. I wonder if we can capture it by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    25 years to plan a mission to capture this bad boy. Even redirecting it to impact the moon for future study would be neat.

  109. Well I would hope by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because it's a total non story at this point and they are excersizing that rare trait called journalistic integrity. Obviously, with the almost daily changes in the probability as better calculations and measurements are done, there is no certianty at all. Since a story of an asteroid hitting the Earth will certianly get people worked up, and maybe even cause a panic, you'd better be on fairly solid ground.

    Ok, well, given that the earliest possible impact is over two DECADES away, I'd say it would be proper to wait until NASA was to the point that there was likely to be little change in status with more calculations. Maybe that takes a month, that's fine, nothing changes, this is a WAY in teh future story.

    Given that the chance changed from around 3% to 0.002% with just one day of measurements and calculations, you'd look like a moron if you trumpeted this as a big news story yesterday.

    Now, supposing NASA does new calculations and says that it's about 50% likely to hit, and after a week they still can't be any more certian, then maybe you break the story.

    Either way, it's not like we will be sitting around 2-5 decades from now going "Damn, if only that story had hit major news a month earlier, we'd all have been saved."

    1. Re:Well I would hope by danila · · Score: 1

      The media doesn't know "integrity" from their ass. Considering the crap they seem intent on pushing towards the throat of their viewers/readers all the time, I seriously doubt that there was a science editor in all those newspapers and TV channels who said "Well, I think we should not be sensationalistic and report this. Let's wait until there is at least a preprint for some astronomy journal".

      The more important reason is that NASA didn't put out a press release and that no news service actually does a decent job anymore.

      I don't know about the US media (but it is probably the same), but in the past week a press release was issued by a bunch of quacks in a state research lab. They said they made a prototype of a propulsionless drive. It was reprinted almost verbatim on all online news resources and even in the science section of the leading government paper (Izvestia), which is supposed to be the most respectable. Meanwhile noone reported on the asteroid except for a few fringe sites, who usually did it under "Earth gonna be destroyed" or "We all will die in 2029" headlines.

      No, really, the media is crap almost anywhere. Compared with the mainstream news, Roland Piquepaille is the paragon of journalistic integrity. :)

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    2. Re:Well I would hope by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      I know. My comment was to draw light to the silliness of the parent. They were trying to make it look as though the media was irresponsible for not reporting this. Probably some huge government consparicy to keep the public in the dark or some such. The reality is that it would actually be irresponsible for them to have reported it, hence the note of the integrity trait being rare.

      As for the US media, it's better than a lot, but that's not saying much. It still spends more time reporting bullshit like some trial that happens to be famous rather than real stories, and excersizes no dilligence in political reporting. I've no doubt had it been trumpeted by NASA, there would have been an "ASteriod is oging to kill us" story from a major US news source.

  110. 64000 km 2029-04-13 21:50 UTC?! by cnettel · · Score: 1

    Date__(UT)__HR:MN delta deldot 1-way_LT 399_ins_LT 2029-Apr-13 21:50 0.0004284247 0.00152 0.003563 0.000000
    These data are from the high-accuracy ephermis link at the jpl site right now. It's possibly using old data or doing bad rounding compared to the impact risk page, but I want you to have a look yourselves. In short, both the delta and 1-way-LT numbers here basically say the same thing: The distance in the nominal orbit will be slightly more than 64.000 kilometers, far closer than Luna, for example. In fact, it seems to be about the same height as the current Hubble Space Telescope orbit.

    Once again, I just put in the numbers and this is what I got. I think this is closer than any number I saw before for the distance and to rule out a collision if it gets this close, I would imagine that they would be extremely sure of the orbit. If you add columns for the sigma for angle it freaks out and gives very high numbers, which I guess could indicate that the position is not that sure.

    Ok, now build a conspiracy theory on this!

  111. More statistics... by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile the chance that Nasa may calculate accurate odds so soon has shrunk to 1 in 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ... [TO BE CONTINUED]

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  112. Re:64000 km 2029-04-13 21:50 UTC?! (now readable!) by cnettel · · Score: 1
    Date__(UT)__HR:MN delta deldot 1-way_LT
    *
    2029-Apr-13 21:49 0.0004284316 -0.03619 0.003563
    2029-Apr-13 21:50 0.0004284247 0.00152 0.003563
    *

    (Used a <pre> tag and didn't preview, sorry...)
  113. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hence, we now see a 1/56,000 chance. It's all right there on NASA's page. Nothing sensationalistic about it.

    ...except for the fact that it is indeed a BIG GOVERNMENT COVER-UP and we are ALL GOING TO DIE IN THIRTY-ODD YEARS and OH MY GOD THE AGONY of this CURSED MEANINGLESS EXISTENTIAL WORLD

  114. We're LESS safe now. by Alsee · · Score: 0

    I for one was hoping it was going to be on-target to hit the earth. With 25 years advance notice there's no chance in hell it would actually kill anyone, we'd obviously develop and launch a mission to nudge it off course.

    So why are we less safe? Well now we won't bother developing any such program. And then when we spod some other bigger badder asteroid on the way and it's only a year out, what are we going to do? I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're all going to be sitting around getting drunk at an end-of-the-world-party because we don't have any ability in place to do jack shit about it. But heay, look on the bright side: even Slashdotters can probably get laid at a year-long end-of-the-world-party were everyone is double-vision-drunk and literally screwing the year away.

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  115. Back to a 1 in Torino Scale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  116. Re:The sky is falling ... ( Warning -A worse joke) by wasted · · Score: 1

    It is Schroedinger's sky...

    That explains why the sky is (or isn't) going to rain cats and dogs...

    Sorry, couldn't help myself.

  117. You have a few misconceptions. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

    Our main fuel source is a non-renewable, polluting one that won't last us into the next century.

    We use coal, oil, and natural gas because they're CHEAPER than other energy sources. When they actually DO start to run short the price will rise and we'll (incrementally) switch to using something else.

    But don't use "known reserves" as a measure of how much is left. "Known reserves" measure how much has been hunted up. When enough for a few decades has been found it becomes uneconomic to hunt for more now, rather than waiting until later.

    Early money is better than later money - because it can be put to work meanwhile. There is a crossover point where it makes more sense to put the money to work earning more money rather than hunt for more resources that you won't need for decades. The exact crossover point varies depending on interest rate and other factors (such as the planning horizon needed for your operation). But normally it's never more than 30 years in the future.

    As a result, having "known reserves" good for more than about 30 years occurs only by accident: Either the last discovery made was enormous, or expected demand has dropped since the planning that ordered the last round of explorations.

    But that means, if you assume known reserves are all reserves, you ALWAYS think you're "going to run out in 30 years" or so, and have a crisis. This has been true for the last 50 years at least, and people have been "viewing with alarm" and raising a big popular stink about it every decade or so for all that time.

    I hear it has been going on for much longer. History records similar popular angst about running out of whale oil for lamps and limits to city size due to knee-deep horseflops in the streets from the delivery wagons. But I can attest to the doomsayers of the last 50 years or so from personal observation.

    Yes, eventually the oil will run short. But there won't be a sudden catastrophy when the last well suddenly sucks dry. Instead the price will gradually rise, and the production gradually fall. First power plants, then cars, will switch to other fuels while the remaining production is used for more lucrative purposes (such as chemical feedstocks, until it becomes expensive enough that the chemicals will be synthesized some other way).

    We still have billions of people living in utter poverty, and children aspire to be rock stars, and the likes.

    And that's a total non-sequitur. So some people are in poverty. So what? That has no effect on whether some of the people who AREN'T starving will chose to spend some resources building mansions, watching football, touring the Moon, or colonizing space.

    I don't think our (american/european) culture is ready to venture into space and colonize, we need to start putting value on the right ideals.

    If america/europe doesn't do it first, somebody else will. That's how evolution works - for species, ideologies, corporations, and the couple dozen or so other things that have some of the characteristics associated with life. Nature red in tooth and claw. Every gene/meme for itself, and cooperation occurs only if it's advantageous for the cooperator.

    Some groups die out. Some find new, more successful, niches. But those that put expansion into new opportunities on the back burner until they have "perfected" themselves lose out to those who ignore such hand-wrining and "boldly go".

    You snooze, you lose!

    I'd hate to see these ideals brought into space. Militarization of space? No thanks.

    So your feelings will be hurt. Space is already militarized, and has been since the first shots. The entire process evolved from a war effort.

    Right now we have ICBMs and spy satellites as major parts of military strategy. The {apparent} lack of always-up orbiting nuclear bomb platforms (to suplement the always-up bombers and always-down submarines) is an artifact of the dance that brought all-out war to a screeching, no

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    1. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      We use coal, oil, and natural gas because they're CHEAPER than other energy sources. When they actually DO start to run short the price will rise and we'll (incrementally) switch to using something else.

      This is a total non-argument until the costs of cleaning up the pollution is factored into the price of the fuel.

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    2. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by pradeepsekar · · Score: 1
      All points made are healthy and very valid from an individual point of view.

      However, do remember that not everything can be reduced to a dollar value (The value of a clean environment, cost of drug addiction, or the value of life, for instance). We may even be spending a very valuable resource without knowing the true value of it. A century later, if it is dicovered that a herb could have cured Aids, and we had simply burnt it to extinction this century because it was 'cheap', who is to be blamed?

      We are borrowing heavily from our future generations when we use non-renewable resources, or do not clean up after ourselves.

      As you rightly say, Markets represent the alternatives chosen by the society. But legislation we have represents the choices we have made as a society as to where we go. Such legislation happens only when the individuals in the society recognize the issues involved and choose to act responsibly. (e.g. rules about what we do with Antartica). The participants are the cause, and the market is the effect. Not the other way around. The market cannot predict or account for innovations ahead of the innovation.

      The 'market is always right' may not be the right approach for solving problems that cannot be monetised correctly.

    3. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

      We use coal, oil, and natural gas because they're CHEAPER than other energy sources. When they actually DO start to run short the price will rise and we'll (incrementally) switch to using something else.

      There can be other reasons for reigning back on carbon fuel usage - such as the effects of greenhouse gases and pollution. Also there are already increasingly viable alternatives - but these will find it hard to compete with dirty cheap "dig'n'burn" fuels - hence the argument for starting to impose green taxes on such polluting energy sources, and pushing for alternatives. It is almost immaterial as to whether there are hidden reserves - we know for sure that they will run out in the not too distant future, so why not bite the bullet now, and make life easier for future generations?

      Alternatives? Wind can generate electricity at under £0.03/kw/hr
      (British Wind Energy Association page)
      (American Wind Energy Association page)
      Solar towers in hot regions could supply limitless clean cheap power, Tidal power, Wave power.. Its all doable now.

      Yes space exploration should be persued, although most of the benefits will be in the longer term..

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    4. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awright, I agree with you completely. It is imperative we get into space before sorting out all those minor nitpicks.

      In fact, your submission may make you one of the first people to be sent into space. We'll notify you as soon as the Ark B is due to leave. I am sorry that the exact date has to be postponed a little while we take the telephone sanitizers off the list where the telephone marketers should have been. Details...

    5. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by DM9290 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We use coal, oil, and natural gas because they're CHEAPER than other energy sources. When they actually DO start to run short the price will rise and we'll (incrementally) switch to using something else.

      This price increase would have happened already if the US did not spend 10s of billions of dollars annually to facilitate the threat of military violence against oil producing nations if they did not "voluntarily" keep oil cheap.

      If you factor that in, then you will find that the price of oil is heavily subsidized by the taxpayer.

      In response to your glowing praises of the "free market" I have 3 things to say.

      1: the market is NOT free. The free market is a fairy tail we are taught as children so that we dont question how the current regime of multinationals got into power. STATE interferrance. Now that they have achieved power they are quite happy to impose a FREE market on all the Russias and Iraqs (not to mention Colombia, Nicaragua or any other developing nation) of the world because the cards of a free market are massively stacked in favor of the current established global powers. It is state power which imposes IP restrictions against develping nations. State power which dictates the Iraqs economy must be run by the IMF for the next 10 years.

      A free market means the US will use military power to supress the price of oil.

      How is it that goods can cost drastically different prices in different jurisdictions? A free market? no. State rules put there for the benefit of businesses (most business being owned by a small number of multinationals) which make it a crime to import such good without permission of the copyright/patent holder. Not withstanding that the goods themselves are non infringing.

      What is DVD region encoding? Free market?

      Who makes it illegal to work and live in the local of your choosing? State power, applied for the benefit of the business community. Where is your free market?

      Immigration laws insure cheap labour pools in developing nations.

      The Free Market is the mantra of those with economic power. The small player has no chance to compete. And the morality of FREE MARKET (and the threat of sanctions, or a CIA orchestrated military coup) forces developing nations to allow huge multinational corporations to compete "fairly" in their local economies.

      Right now state assistance seems to be focused on "stability" and this fantasy free market is getting damn well close to fascism. Corporations act as if profit is a right, and we believe them!

      2: saving the earth does not make profit and thus you can never rely on private enterprise to do so.

      3: sex drive is human nature. profit drive is learned.

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    6. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Profit drive is an extension of sex drive. Sex drive manifests itself in the profit drive.
      Profit in our society leads to Power and the Power leads to Sex.

    7. Re:You have a few misconceptions. by rarkm · · Score: 1
      " All points made are healthy and very valid from an individual point of view."

      Yeah, dammit, you're a unique individual, just like the rest of us and we won't let you forget it!

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  118. I for one welcome our...er... nevermind by Siergen · · Score: 1

    Although I was one of the first to welcome our Asteroid Overlords, I can now reveal that my supposed collaboration was a clever plot to win their trust, then defeat them from the "inside". Yeah, that's the ticket!

    1. Re:I for one welcome our...er... nevermind by ArcticCelt · · Score: 1
      You mean:

      "...Well, this slashdot poster was...possibly a little hasty earlier and would like to...reaffirm his allegiance to this country and its human president... ...For now..."

      [Tears down taped up "HAIL ASTEROID" sign down]

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  119. Not giving up on doom just yet by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, maybe it won't hit the earth *directly*, but it may bounce off the moon, richochet off Mars, then split in 4 by hitting Europa, and one of the four pieces will smash into the Sun, triggering a huge magnetic storm which will make all spoons and forks gouge us all in the eye. Nobody has mathematically ruled that out yet. And if they do, just give it to the global-warming-does-not-exist group to rework the report. They're good.

  120. A praise and a criticism by mcg1969 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, let me thank Xshare for the excellent one-sentence explanation of how the probabilities so quickly vanished after peaking at 1/37th.

    Having said that, doesn't this suggest that their method for computing probabilities might need some examining? How is it that the probability can change by over 3 orders of magnitude within a week---a full 30 years or more before the event itself?

    At the very least, I would assume that these folks have some sort of idea what the log-variance is of the probabilities they're computing. It might behoove them to hold off on reporting the numbers until that log-variance dips below a certain amount---at least when the event is so far out.

    I don't know, I suppose it might behoove us to have, say, a decade of warning so we could figure out what to do if necessary. But 30 years? I'm not so sure the hype this week was necessary.

    I welcome everyone else's thoughts on this...

    1. Re:A praise and a criticism by HarveyTheWonderBug · · Score: 3, Informative
      Having said that, doesn't this suggest that their method for computing probabilities might need some examining?

      The method for computing probabilities is not at fault. Simply more data has been coming in to nail the position and orbit of the roid.

      How is it that the probability can change by over 3 orders of magnitude within a week---a full 30 years or more before the event itself?

      Typically, the first orbit is computed with just 3 observations, and the first probabilities are given from this rough orbit. Remember that each observation for a position has an associated error to it. If I remember correctly, the MPC tipically assign 6 arcseconds of uncertainty or more to positions given by amateurs, and that is a lot of kilometers at 1 AU. So the initial orbits are quite uncertain.

      An object that might hit the earth generates a lot of interest among astronomers, both hobbyist and professionals. In the days following the discovery, many new observations are performed, which quickly leads to a better determination of the orbit. This allows in turn to updated probabilities of hitting the earth.

      As for the 30 years in advance, well it's celestial mechanics, good old Newton's Law.

      It might behoove them to hold off on reporting the numbers until that log-variance dips below a certain amount---at least when the event is so far out.

      This is actually not in our interest: if the number are not reported, the new data does not comes in and a better orbit cannot be computed.

  121. Probably wouldn't kill us anyway by Greyfox · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Even if it did hit it'd be a pretty major disaster but not world-threatening. Though I'd be concerned about it setting off nuclear retaliations from twitchy countries or the Bush Junta.

    Not that I'd expect them to tell us if they knew it was going to hit. That'd make the population get all irritable and demand that a method be found by which the asteroid could be deflected (I like the solar sail approach...) but that costs money and takes a lot of effort for something that will happen well after we're all out of office (Except the Bush Junta) so a better plan would be to tell everyone that the chances of it hitting us are astronimical and let our children deal with it. Er... wait...

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    1. Re:Probably wouldn't kill us anyway by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      > Not that I'd expect them to tell us if they knew it was going to hit.

      I don't think they could keep it secret for long. Eventually someone out of government control is going to calculate the trajectory of such an object, and the cat will be out of the bag.

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  122. Summation by Sheepdot · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, to sum things up from all the previously high-rated comments on the multiple /. articles regarding the object: you still have plenty of time to get laid, fix the unix time epoch issue, and finish coding Duke Nukem Forever.

  123. Re:64000 km 2029-04-13 21:50 UTC?! (now readable!) by cnettel · · Score: 1

    And Neodsys confirms this. They seem to be very sure of the position, the stretching is very small. But it will be visible to the naked eye!

  124. Re:Huh? by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    So how exactly did we go from a 1 in 37 chance to a 1 in 56000 chance in a few hours?

    NASA dug out some older telescope observations
    and found the object on them. That pushed back the length of the observation interval and resulted in a more accurate estimate of the trajectory (just as watching it for an equivalent amount of extra time in the future would have done).

    The extra accuracy from the extra measurements both gives a better estimate of the center of the expected trajectory and narrows the uncertainty. It "shrinks the cone" - and perhaps also moves its ceter.

    The earth used to be inside the cone 1-in-37 cone. Now that cone is much narrower and misses the earth. The earth is now only in the 1-in-56,000 cone (which also shrank but is still wide enough).

    Think of it as an archery target. Bullseye is the best estimate of closest approach. The rings are increasingly lower probability locations for the flyby. The extra observations shrank the target and perhaps moved it a bit. The earth was on a high-probability inner ring. Now it's on a low-probability outer ring of the much smaller target.

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  125. Here's the thing. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The Earth is GOING to get pounded, and soon.

    So what?

    What difference should it make to any of your plans? Seriously? If the rocks fall next week or eight years from now, you still have to focus on the problems facing you right now. -It IS very important to not pretend that everything is all okay and all normal, because that's just not how things are, not on any level; not politically, not environmentally, not even solar-systematically; choosing to believe in lies is right up there in the top three or four most self-destructive things a person can do. Life is about growing one's spirit, and that cannot be done by embracing falsehoods. When one is given to pretending that things are okay, that sets the rhythm for a life; if you view the external world through wishful thinking, then you will inevitably use the same tools on the internal, which means you will simply never fix the problems inside yourself because you will pretend that the problems are not even there. Truth hurts, which is what drives us to fix the ugly parts of ourselves. But that being said, at the same time it is also foolish to get needlessly upset by the various nerve-jangling truths when they become apparent. Like impending asteroid strikes.

    Asteroid disasters, (among other things, including the most recent 9.0 earthquake in the East), are going to start pounding the crap out of us with increasing regularity until there's not much left but a lot of debris and the cold wind whistling. That's all part of the show. Everybody dies, so why stress over it? Recognize it, adjust course as necessary and move on.

    You're here to work on the spirit, not the physical. The interesting part is that if you're ready to advance, you might actually avoid the big crunch. It'll all be clear soon enough.


    -FL

    1. Re:Here's the thing. . . by espressojim · · Score: 1

      I've got a much better chance at self-actualization if I'm financially viable.

      See: Maslow's hierarchy of needs for further questions.

      See: Long term planning for reasons why not to live *just* for today. Also check out Bush's enviornmental / foreign / business policies for someone who thinks we'll be hit by an asteroid tomorrow.

  126. Purpose of quake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was the purpose of setting off the quake.

    I see the evil plan worked! muhahahaha mmuhahahahaha muahahahahah.

  127. Astroid hitting earth vs lightning strike by Nalez · · Score: 2, Informative

    The odds this object will hit the earth are 1 in 56,000

    The odds that you will be hit by lightning are 1 600,000

    Now how do you feel :-)

  128. Still say it could cause more damage by hit moon by TampaDeveloper · · Score: 1

    Hit the moon. Decay its orbit. Destroy earth. Seems possible.

  129. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  130. The saga of MN4 by Bloodlent · · Score: 1

    comes to a close... *Tear*

  131. Why less observations now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I looked this morning and it was at a 2.7% chance to hit us with 176 observations. The google cache http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:m0pn5fcePc8J: neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2004mn4.html+&hl=en shows the 2.2% chance with 169 observations. Now we are only using 118 observations (although spread across more days) which suddenly suggest less of a chance of impact. I'm not suggesting a comspiracy, but I'd like to know why 58 or more observations are now deemed invalid for use in analysis.

    1. Re:Why less observations now? by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Maybe something about the more recent observations causes the orbital solver to run really slowly. They may have just pruned the data set a little bit in order to get it to execute and get some results.

      Having a lot of data to work with is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, you've got many more observations and presumably there is useful information in those observations. On the other hand, the data also contain noise, and more data usually implies longer runtimes. It's also common for particular algorithms to run fast on certain data sets and slow on others.

      In between the extremes is where you want to be, with enough data to have sufficient information about the problem you are trying to solve, but not so much that you are swamped by noise and algorithmic complexity.

  132. Randy Pinkwood reports by Temporal · · Score: 0, Troll

    Also, NASA gives my wang a 99% impact probability. Ladies, I'm talking to you.

    This is Randy Pinkwood, signing off.

    1. Re:Randy Pinkwood reports by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Troll? Bah. It was supposed to be a joke mocking the fact that the "Impact Probability" link is not directly tied to the asteriod's actual probability, but is instead a trivial script that simply displays whatever number you give in the URL. Look! The asteroid has a 99% impact probability! Oops, now it's 2%. Oh crap! Now it's 200%! How is that possible? -50%? What?

      Oh, never mind.

  133. Why so complicated ? by moby · · Score: 1

    Can't you just say 44 choose 6 and be done already.

  134. Relief by sycomonkey · · Score: 1

    I wasn't seriously worried, but it was an unsettling thought nonetheless. I'm glad to see we're allright... for now.

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  135. weird... by tanveer1979 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An asteroid which is still far away is worrying people to death. While i agree we should be prapared for this, there are other dangers as well. For example the Sundays earthquake and tsunami which has killed around 30000 across south east asia. The earthquake has caused a big change in the tektonic plates of australia and india and scientists are worried that this may be the first in the series of quakes and eruptions which will be much more widespread across the globe. Imaging coastel towns all over the pacific and indian oceans ravaged by 100feet high waves. The impact would be same as an asteroid. And the funny part is we dont have early warning systems etc., and nobody is seriously looking into them

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    1. Re:weird... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Well, I look at it this way.

      Imagine the more exact calculations told us instead that it's certain that it will hit the Earth. Then doing all these calculations would have been a very good thing. With the speed at which technology is advancing, I'm pretty sure we could figure out some way of blasting that thing if it was proved it was really needed, given enough time. If we found that we had only two years that would be really bad.

      Now, I'm not really qualified to say this, but I'd say we have much better chances of guessing an asteroid impact than when an earthquake will happen, since there are less variables influencing where an asteroid will go.

    2. Re:weird... by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      well, warning systems would be good for tsunamis and such, but aside from getting out of the way and making stronger buildings, there's not much that can be done to prevent such things from happening. it's not like we could oil the tectonic plates to make them move smoothly, or something. if we detect an asteroid decades out, we might be able to do something about it. we have to ignore the millions of possibilities of things that could randomly kill us at any moment because we can't do much to prevent them from happening, but we truly get alarmed when we see something coming.

  136. Re:Next /. MN4 headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2004 MN4 has already hit us. Survey the damage online.

  137. Asteroid insurance by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

    Dang. Guess I shouldn't have bought that policy.
    You never know though.

  138. Smells of Conspiracy... by franktank232 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dick/Bush took care of everything. Why would any government want the masses to know that the apocalypse was coming @ such and such date? They wouldn't. This would cause mass panic, craziness, depress world markets, etc etc etc. Think about it. Mulder would find the truth.

  139. 2029 Doesn't Change the Orbit? by adam31 · · Score: 1

    Why would they even try to predict 2037 when the very-near-miss in 2029 should deflect the orbit of the asteroid in a non-trivial way? They know it will come close, just not precisely how close, and any ensuing approaches will be contingent on that.

  140. Before and after by colores · · Score: 1

    Before the recovered three month old data
    And
    Now

    Figures explanation at the end of: Fig. 1 and Fig. 2

  141. Concerned "Cone of Death" Survivor by JimboTheMagnifico · · Score: 1

    As a concerned Cone of Death Survivor [Also known as Floridian (Floor-Id-e-an)], I'd like to express my desire to possibly work on some alternative plans to avert destruction of the planet. We here in Broward have often times been told "Naaah, that hurricane won't come anywhere near...oh, it turned. Yep, run for your lives, you've got 16 hours to get plywood, GO!"

    Just a thought.

  142. Will MN4 Survive Earth's Gravity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If not, it could break up into a million pieces and light up the moon. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  143. Cheer up, by X1011 · · Score: 1

    There's still about a 1/268 chance that at least one object will hit Earth in next 100 years

    1. Re:Cheer up, by tftp · · Score: 2, Funny

      No need to wait, one object hit Earth just a moment ago (I dropped my keys.)

  144. Do we know if it's capturable? by H01M35 · · Score: 1
    There's been some talk here about capturing the asteroid and mining it for resources.

    Is that still a live option? - And can be we ready in 2037 to try to keep it around?

  145. depends by geekoid · · Score: 1

    on how big your hand is!

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  146. Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's just a Vogon ship

  147. Devestation here on earth by bigberk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This giant earthquake and subsequent tsunami that's been in the news, preliminary reports of the casualties are at least 30,000 people. Do you realize how huge a number that is? And it's probably drastically under-reported, the waters swept through poor coastal lands in many Asian countries and carried bodies out to sea. I bet (but hope to God not) that the death toll is twice that, on the order of 60,000. But I suspect the death toll will climb because it always does, especially when information collection is weak in the disaster areas.

    There is a huge natural disaster here on earth, without stuff raining from the sky on us. I guess all I'm saying is, disasters will happen, and as non-religious as I am I can only say that we should all pray that large disasters will not happen, and in bad times help out others who need help, because there's really nothing else you can do.

  148. Not everithing is lost - it's upgraded toTorino 1 by S3D · · Score: 1

    2004 MN4 upgraded again , now to Torino 1, years of danger 2030-2103
    nasa risk page And there is two other of Torino 1, but not in my lifetime:
    2004 VD17 impact 2062-2104
    1997 XR2 impact 2101

  149. 2037? by Vitus+Wagner · · Score: 1

    If it would be January 19, 2038, I would believe that something should hit Earth that day. But 2037 it is definitely an error.

  150. Guess I'll hold off on that upgrade by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Why bother if I'm going to be smashed like a grape... of course, on the other hand, now might be a good time to max out that credit card :)

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  151. Prepare to take the hit by ThoreauHD · · Score: 1

    Some of us are going to die. Best bet is to dig a hole away from large newly formed mountain ranges(Rockies) and oceans/large rivers(Mississippi).

  152. Do not worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as the earth does not speed around the bend it will not hit the cone.

  153. Cow and Chicken episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a cow and chicken episode like this piece of news
    oh my god its comming!!!!
    ohhh its gone
    its comming!!!!!!!!!
    its gone!!!!!
    coming!!!!!
    gone!!!!
    coming!!!!
    gon3 !
    come on...
    coming!!!!!!!!
    oh we are all going to dieeeeeee!!!!

    i can even see the red guy in nasa running around without pants...

  154. Even better.. by adeyadey · · Score: 2, Funny

    98% of all accidents happen within a 5 mile radius of a persons home.. so I moved.

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  155. Everyone needs to chill by tezza · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure that this means anything outside Australian drug culture, but I think all these scaremongers need to smoke a Cone of Actuality.

    Then they wouldn't really care whether it hit or not, and they certainly wouldn't leave the couch to call the press about it and get everyone upitty.

    The cone of probability that they'd order Pizza delivery instead is 1 E 0.

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  156. only 0.022 by Muhammar · · Score: 1

    The max probability 0.022 was too low for worrying about it.
    I would get concerned only if the number was something like 15 or 172.

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  157. Number of Observations went down, not up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would make sense except that they were showing 176 observations giving a 2.7% probability Monday morning, but by Monday night the number of observations dropped dramatically. They are now at 139. I would like to see some explanation of why they threw out so many observations.

  158. Odds have improved by JohnnyCombo · · Score: 1

    The odds have impoved to 1 in 26,000 chance. The Tarino scale has also been updated and is now at 1. http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/2004mn4.html

  159. This is a great opportunity for science! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    NASA / ESA should send up some probes to land on this thing as it hurtles past us. On a rock that big, they could set up robo-camp, and find out a lot of information, like what it's made of etc.

    -Jesse

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  160. Re:The sky is falling ... And NASA can't add by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > 99.000000000% chance of Earth impact
    > or
    > 1 in 1.0 chance
    > or
    > 0.99999999% chance the asteroid will miss the Earth

    1 in 1.0, rounding we can live with that, but...

    99.000000000% + 0.99999999%...

    That leaves a small chance that it will neither hit nor miss the earth. Do they have some old pentiums that need replacing at NASA, or do they know something we don't?

  161. Maybe NASA wants you to think about math by Teogue · · Score: 1

    copy 'n pasted from the good ole internet....

    If x = .9999999... then 10x = 9.9999999... does it not?

    Also, 10x - x = 9.9999999... - .9999999... correct? (the two equations subtracted)

    Thus 9x = 9 , and x = 1.

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    Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
  162. I wish it was certain it would hit us. by Bruha · · Score: 1

    Then maybe our governments would finally begin to pay attention to the matter.

    Think it's time for a little white lie about a asteroid.

  163. Re:Huh? by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    So what's the problem?

    Dot on the ground
    Moving shadow
    Moving hand

    Shadow is on the dot when the hand is raised
    Shadow is no longer on the dot when the hand touches the ground
    Hand doesn't touch the dot when the hand on the ground

    Are you objecting to the fact that your shadow isn't getting smaller?

  164. Horror! by Upphew · · Score: 0

    Are you saying that we all are going to die?!?!

    1. Re:Horror! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

  165. Heh. by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    It'd be cool, but we don't have the technology to pump enough delta vee into that rock to bring it into orbit. I suppose aerobraking it would be possible, but that's a lot of mass to play with and it's probably an odd shape, so I don't think the end result would be predictable.

  166. We did it! by fedork · · Score: 1

    We slashdotted the asteroid out of the orbit!

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    ...remember good 'ol times when IP used to mean Internet Protocol....
  167. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, come on. Do you really think Bush has ever heard the word "toroid?"

  168. Can we work on this? by ostermei · · Score: 1

    Looking at this story and seeing how much the probability changed just with more observations of the object and more calculations on the existing data, I wonder if we the geeks might be able to help out. I'm sure there're plenty of other asteroids out there like this one, and I for one would feel safer if we knew about 'em. Is there any sort of a distributed computing program around (similar to SETI@home) which would feed our computers a "patch of sky" to scan for objects like this one?

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    "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
  169. April 13, 2029 by Deathanatos · · Score: 1

    Did anyone check the date?

    These are astronomers, right? And a good sized chuck of stuff is going to wiz by our little planet on April 13th, 2029, which happens to be a Friday... now then, large chunk of rock, here, Friday the 13th.

  170. Extremely Disappointed by trongey · · Score: 1

    My family's male longevity suggests I'll be under the daisies around 2029 anyway. Smashed by a space rock would have been a mega cool way to go.

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    You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
  171. only a little nudge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By an eco terrorist or OBL and things might not be so rosy (except the sunrises and sunsets)

  172. Your error in cultural analysis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that you think that the current state of things is the traditional American and European culture. It isn't. The traditional is Christendom, which brought us such things as hospitals and social welfare. What we have now is the savagry that occurs when a culture has rejected Christianity. As G. K. Chesterton put it, paganism was the biggest thing that came along, until Christianity. After that, everything else has been smaller.

    Nihilism has this odd and poetic characteristic of producing -- nothing --.

  173. Re:Huh? by wasted · · Score: 1

    The original post linked probability to the size of the shadow and described a good analogy to demonstrate. My sole point is that you can't use the sun for illumination in that demonstration of probability because the shadow size doesn't change, which wouldn't demonstrate a reduced likely area of impact in the original post's demonstration.

    If, during any demonstration, whether the sun is used or not, a path not directly from the light source to the target is followed by the hand, the shadow will gradually move from the dot. I get that point.

  174. Still Too Early to Know One Way or Another by Fred+Fletcher · · Score: 1

    It is too early to know if we will or will not be hit by this MN4. It was too early yesterday to realistically think we actually had a one in thirty-seven chance of getting hit and it is too early today to think that we are in the clear. Interest in the matter has been sufficiently raised to make a point, now reduce the risk so the rocket scientists can refine their calculations in peace. With the publicity that was generated over the last week, there will now be money available to collect the data, propose solutions, and do the math, money that would not have been available otherwise.

    I support this study. I think it is a good thing. But I don't think anyone wants to do the work that has to be done over the next year or two with likes of CBS, NBC, ABC, Fox, PBS, and others covering this issue like they did OJ or Scott Petersen.

  175. What I want to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do I get the Earth back inside the cone of probability? This planet could use a mass extinction.

  176. What about th MOON?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'm as glad as th next guy to hear this NEW information, and I wouldn't throw those e-Bay tee-shirts away just yet either. But how about that snowcone hitting the Moon? And what if it hits Mercury or Venus? Couldn't that affect the overallgravitationalwhatchamacallit? Equilibrium? We nnnnneed to launch a SPACEPROBE and meet that sucker, land on it, and send us signals every so often til 2038.... IMHO. Rest uncensored er assured my friends, as long as I live I'll not leave Tara because I -Anonymous- do give a damn. I will summon the gods to our side, and with every sinew of my soul I'll fight the intruder, for you. You won't have to do a thing, for I -The Protector- am here, working in the background. Signed, Wild Bill {Hopalong} Gaits

    1. Re:What about th MOON?! by chawly · · Score: 0

      Why thank you. Nice thought.

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      How many beans make five, anyhow ? ... Charles Walmsley
  177. Re:Huh? by ssimontis · · Score: 1

    My research has led me to suspect that about 45.631% of all statistics are made up, and 28.3% of statistics are false.

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    Scott Simontis
  178. Just for reference (megatons) by Moonasaur · · Score: 1

    Just for reference (energy in megatons TNT):
    Hiroshima ..................... 0.015
    Asteroid 2004 MN4 ......... 1,860.0
    Indonesia Quake .......... 30,000.0
    Dinosaur Asteroid ... 100,000,000.0