Slashdot Mirror


The Coming Atlantic Mega-Tsunami

rbrander writes "It's not news at all that scientists predict an eventual "mega-tsunami" that will sweep across the Atlantic that will still be anything from 60 to 150 ft high when it hits the U.S. Eastern seaboard. This Old News, however, suddenly seems fresh. Like an asteroid hit, it could be millenia away, or tomorrow, that a volcano in the Canary Islands just off Africa drops half a trillion tons of rock into the Atlantic. A short description of the problem from BBC News and some more graphic descriptions (of up to 100 million dead) and shrewd commentary on the politics of warning from journalist Gwynne Dyer."

1,068 comments

  1. Oh Damn! by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and here I just bought a bungalow on the Jersey shore.

    1. Re:Oh Damn! by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 2, Funny

      I just bought a bungalow on the Jersey shore.

      From what I've heard, it's more than just the water you'd have to worry about there.

      --
      Thanks to the internet, we can now all die alone together! -SomeWoman
    2. Re:Oh Damn! by detour207 · · Score: 1

      Yes unfortunately there's a large amount of trash wandering the beaches and boardwalks along the jersey shore. Beware meatballs wearing speedos and silicone wearing bikinis.

    3. Re:Oh Damn! by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Suddenly I don't feel so bad about living in Missouri.

      --

      Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.

    4. Re:Oh Damn! by pepgma · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the last one was caused by an asteroid http://technotoxin.blogspot.com/2004/12/indian-oce an-tsunami-asteroid.html

    5. Re:Oh Damn! by Steve+Embalmer · · Score: 0

      Suddenly I don't feel so bad about living in Missouri.

      BLUE STATE ALERT!

      This is Slashdot. We hate you for being from Missouri, you should feel bad.

    6. Re:Oh Damn! by bje2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      1. Invest in land in Ohio
      2. Megatsunami hits
      3. Sell new beach front property!
      4. profit $$$

      --

      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    7. Re:Oh Damn! by Steve+Embalmer · · Score: 0

      I have a serious question. I live next to the Puget Sound. Would a Tsunami affect inland coastal waterways such as the Puget Sound or the Bay Area?

    8. Re:Oh Damn! by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1

      If the East Coast moves to Ohio, I'm moving to Montana. After I sell the beachfront property ;)

      --
      I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
    9. Re:Oh Damn! by readin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope you don't work in one of those non-earthquake-proof buildings in St. Louis just a couple hundred miles from the New Madrid Fault.

      --
      I often don't like the choices people make, but I like the fact that people make choices. That's why I'm a conservative.
    10. Re:Oh Damn! by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah? Good ol' Abe Simpson disagrees. I don't know why, tho.

      --
      -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
    11. Re:Oh Damn! by Necr0maN · · Score: 1, Funny

      *gringo mode on*
      OMG teh tsunami WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!1!11111 @_@
      *rushes to store to buy anti-tsunami hat*

    12. Re:Oh Damn! by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      Good, that saves us from having to move all of you to the new reservations by force.

    13. Re:Oh Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Jersey is horrible. Even without a tsunami

    14. Re:Oh Damn! by Punkrokkr · · Score: 1

      South Jersey especially. That cooling tower on the Delaware looks quite ominous at times.

      --

      There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling! -- CBG, "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    15. Re:Oh Damn! by gewalker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, just think of the impact on the red state / blue state mix. Where did all of the blue states go?

    16. Re:Oh Damn! by Reignking · · Score: 1

      Cape May is very nice, however...pre-tsunami, that is...

      --
      One man's Funny is another man's Offtopic.
    17. Re:Oh Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you won't have to travel so far for some good seafood.

    18. Re:Oh Damn! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually Memphis would probably be worse hit than St. Louis, but it would be pretty bad hear if a circa 1812 hit again. (I don't remember the exact date...life long resident of STL and remember the prediction back in 1990).

      Anyway, the soil around downtown St. Louis is fairly loose with a lime stone base. If the right type of large earthquake hits in New Madrid, the entire soil base will turn to the consistancy of Jello. Many of the building downtown are still old double rowed brick that would just collapse and even some of the newer buildings wouldn't last.

      We have no modern notion of what a 11 or 12 on the richter scale will do...

      --
      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    19. Re:Oh Damn! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      There is nothing wrong with silicone wearing bikinis --- now speedos thats just wrong (even in Europe)

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    20. Re:Oh Damn! by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering that the Richter scale is base 10 logarithmic, I doubt we ever will. One has to wonder if there's even enough potential energy in the earth's crust to release a 10R quake.

    21. Re:Oh Damn! by terriblecertainty · · Score: 1

      Not to be alarmist, but Missouri has had it share of earthquakes though. What is probably the largest in the continental US:

      http://neic.usgs.gov/neis/eq_depot/usa/1811-1812.h tml#february_7

    22. Re:Oh Damn! by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      correction: whatever it takes to ring church bells in Boston.

      --
      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    23. Re:Oh Damn! by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Well this most recent disaster was a 9R. So I'd say yes, an 11R (about 100 times the 9R) is at least theoretically possible.

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    24. Re:Oh Damn! by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


      3. Realize that the Appalachian mountain chain puts the new beachfront in Pennsylvania and central Virginia.
      4. Doh!!!
      5. No profit for you.

      --
      -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
    25. Re:Oh Damn! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Definiton from Dictionary.com

      bigot
      n : a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own

      So how am I a bigot? Though from the above definition it seems you are more of a bigot then I am.

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    26. Re:Oh Damn! by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to this site, a magitude 10 would release some 1 trillion tons equivalent of energy, and would be the equivalent of a "San-Andreas type fault circling Earth."

      A magnitude 12 would be 160 trillion tons equivalent, and would "fault Earth in half through center."

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    27. Re:Oh Damn! by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I don't know where the Puget Sound is or what the geography is like there but certainly the damage caused by Tsunami's is worse in bays and coves which tend to concentrate the waves and cause it to swirl and form whirlpools which can be a lot more destructive.

      I would also imagine that given any open channel to the ocean that a Tsunami of the sort talked about here could penetrate a fair way down.

    28. Re:Oh Damn! by ek_adam · · Score: 1

      1b. New Madrid fault lets loose. Midwest buildings tumble down.

    29. Re:Oh Damn! by Tristandh · · Score: 2, Informative

      There have been quakes that went up to 9.0 (or even 9.5, depending on your source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richter_scale or http://www.seismo.unr.edu/ftp/pub/louie/class/100/ magnitude.html), being the Chilean Earthquake of 1960. The second link also hints at a magnitude 10 event as being "San-Andreas type fault circling Earth"

    30. Re:Oh Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> A magnitude 12 would be 160 trillion tons equivalent, and would "fault Earth in half through center."

      so you're saying that it would be bad?

    31. Re:Oh Damn! by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Hey the only thing that matters is we have slashdot in case of a global disaster.

    32. Re:Oh Damn! by wheany · · Score: 1

      There is one more description at Exit Mundi: FLUSHH!

    33. Re:Oh Damn! by Jupiter9 · · Score: 1

      Go Bucks!

      --

      --
      Does anyone remember /\/\/\?
    34. Re:Oh Damn! by forensicmeteoboy · · Score: 0

      I don't know how I feel about living near Philly... I think I should move into the middle...ack- but too much conservitism... can...not...stand....it..

    35. Re:Oh Damn! by cubicleman · · Score: 1

      Well, I live in Colorado but own a 150 acre farm in the hills of eastern Ohio... so I'm ready..

    36. Re:Oh Damn! by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      I was joking in the sense that you think it's okay for women to wear bikinis but not for men to wear Speedos. I mean, there are people out there who want to see men in Speedos, and you're not the only person in the world, so come on.

    37. Re:Oh Damn! by spike+hay · · Score: 2, Informative

      More like 900 times a 9R. A change of one will produce rougly thirty times more energy.

      The logarithmic aspect of it is actually how much it causes the seismograph to move, not the amount of energy released. This most recent quake caused a 600 mile wide section of the Earth's crust to move 10-15 feet. A magnitude 11 earthquake is just not possible, at least with normal plate tectonics.

      --
      If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
    38. Re:Oh Damn! by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well this most recent disaster was a 9R. So I'd say yes, an 11R (about 100 times the 9R) is at least theoretically possible.

      Not on this planet.

      Measuring Earthquake Magnitudes: 'It seems that earthquakes on Earth simply can't get bigger than around Mw = 9.5. (That means the whole premise of the TV series 10.5 is bogus.) A piece of rock can store up only so much strain energy before it ruptures, so the size of a quake depends strictly on how much rock--how many kilometers of fault length--can rupture at once. The Chile Trench, where the 1960 quake occurred, is the longest straight fault in the world. The only way to get more energy is with an asteroid impact.'

      US Geological Survey: 'The idea of a "Mega-Quake" - an earthquake of magnitude 10 or larger - while theoretically possible--is very highly unlikely. Earthquake magnitude is based in part on the length of faults -- the longer the fault, the larger the earthquake. The simple truth is that there are no known faults capable of generating a magnitude 10 or larger "mega-quake."'

    39. Re:Oh Damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you could pre-emptively call it Missouri Beach

    40. Re:Oh Damn! by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Ahh i didn't see the joke (happens via forums)... but I for one do not welcome the speedo wearing overlords.

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    41. Re:Oh Damn! by aldousd666 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an episode of Futurama I once saw..

      --
      Speak for yourself.
    42. Re:Oh Damn! by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Realize that the Appalachian mountain chain puts the new beachfront in Pennsylvania and central Virginia.

      Perhaps the mountains will become islands and the beachfront property is still in Ohio.

  2. Bad Article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this a dupe?

    1. Re:Bad Article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this /.? Of course it's a dupe.

  3. Early warning by BWJones · · Score: 1, Insightful

    At least in the Atlantic, we have an early warning system for Tsunamis and a well developed system of earthquake monitoring that would likely save many lives on the eastern seaboard. All of those expensive homes up on the coast though......

    --
    Visit Jonesblog and say hello.
    1. Re:Early warning by bzebarth · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't think that is true. There are 2 systems in the Pacific but because Tsunamis are very rare in the Atlantic there is no early warning system.

    2. Re:Early warning by OECD · · Score: 4, Informative

      At least in the Atlantic, we have an early warning system for Tsunamis

      Untrue. The Pacific has the only dedicated system (although Tsunamis may be inferred from other equipment like tidal gauges.)

      I assume this has been contemplated, but couldn't we cause the threatening hunk of rock to slide in a safer direction? Like cutting down a tottering tree?

      --
      One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.
    3. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the news reports recently have reported no detection system in the Atlantic because large quakes and tsunami are rare there.

    4. Re:Early warning by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Tsunami insurance! I mean, really, it may sound silly now, but you'll get the last laugh when your multi-million dollar home is washed away.

    5. Re:Early warning by timcrews · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How do you suppose two or three hours of warning would help in the task of evacuating 50 to 100 million people? Take, for example, the recent rash of hurricanes in the southeast U.S. Even with days of notice, the interstate highways out of Florida resembled parking lots.

      It seems to me, as with the asteroid collision possibility, that the better (only?) approach is prevention. Perhaps it would be worthwhile to investigate the possibility of gradually, and very, very carefully, relieving the stress on this cracked volcano, so that a 90-second catastrophic slide is replaced with a sustained slow erosion of the material.

      There would still be a difficult political situation. It is entirely possible that the stress relief effort would carry its own risks of _causing_ the catastrophe it was designed to prevent. Similar tradeoffs occur in almost any risk mitigation strategy, although seldom with the stakes being this high.

    6. Re:Early warning by RealityMogul · · Score: 1

      It's a significant land mass, it's not a tree. If we had the power to move it, we could just as easily hold it in place.

    7. Re:Early warning by leonscape · · Score: 4, Insightful

      couldn't we cause the threatening hunk of rock to slide in a safer direction? Like cutting down a tottering tree?

      Not without destroying most of the Island, plus where talking about a lot of rock here, This is more than just removing the top of some mountain ( which is hard enough ), I think you'd have to go down quite a way to the sea floor. Where talking trillions of tons of rock off an active volcano, which might even distrub it enough to set it off anyway.

      How you would do it, who would pay for it, and would the locals let you? are also some of the other considerations.

      --


      If a first you don't succeed, your a programmer...
    8. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the article the wave can sweep in to east coast in matter of hours. The obvious question will be can we evacuate the entire east coast up to some 40 km inland in just in a matter of 2 hours? I don't think it is possible with the current state of the emergency system.

    9. Re:Early warning by timcrews · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow, what do you suppose the chances are of getting two responses from folks with user IDs within 6 of each other? 11211748 vs. 11211742? Next will come responses from two slashdot members with very similar slashdot user IDs who will somehow collaborate to beat this. . .

    10. Re:Early warning by CK2004PA · · Score: 1

      No, your wrong, the Atlantic has a bad warning system compared to Pacific.

      --
      "I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator"-Adolf Hitler or George W Bush?
    11. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One if by land
      Two if by Sea?

    12. Re:Early warning by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An expert on NPR yesterday referred to the fact that escaping a hurricane and escaping a tsunami are quite different. To get out of the path of a hurricane, you often need to travel hundreds of miles. To get out of the destructive range of a tsunami, just going a few miles can get you far enough inland to avoid the damage...

      --
      Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
    13. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't user IDs, sport. Those are message IDs- and it makes sense that two responses submitted at nearly the same time would be close in message ID.

    14. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His wrong what?

    15. Re:Early warning by bcattwoo · · Score: 1
      Fortunately I don't think it will take a lot of sophisticated detection equipment to see this one coming. If the actual collapse is observed (which I assume it would be) there would be a couple of hours to notify the East Coast of the US. The Europeans and Africans on the other hand would not have very much time to clear out, but a tsunami warning system would not necessarily give them any additional warning, at least in this case.

      Regarding your idea of directing the rockslide, I don't think there is much to be done there. Gravity and the slope of the seabed pretty much dictate where that hunk of rock is going to go. Even if it could be done, I am not sure the people living in the revised tsunami path would be to thrilled about it, not that the US (or at least the current administration) cares about world opinion.

    16. Re:Early warning by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's possible, period, unless we have personal teleportation units on people's belts.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    17. Re:Early warning by keyne9 · · Score: 1

      Screw the homes. Think of the history that will be lost.

    18. Re:Early warning by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      Considering that the highest point in FL is a 15' sand berm, I think you'll be having to go a loooooong way inland to get out of the way of a mega-tsunamai (which, BTW, I must say sounds like the name of a robot in a bad anime series).

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    19. Re:Early warning by zev1983 · · Score: 1

      Only problem with that is that no one would be able to afford one.

    20. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even with a warning system everyone in New York would be dead. It would take advance warning of 48 hours at least to evacuate everyone.

    21. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good in theory except that New York is completely flat and driving 5 miles during an evacuation will probably take you 4 - 6 hours (too crowded).

    22. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice joke, but the mean elevation in Florida is 100 ft. Highest point is 351 ft. Walton County I think. Just driving away from the major cities would get you out of range of a Tidal Wave.

    23. Re:Early warning by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      40km isn't that far to go.

      An Olympic sprinter like Donovan Bailey can run >40km an hour. Even a fat geek like you could probably make it in two or three.

      A lot of the seaboard is relatively high up, and hurricanes pose a much larger threat to these areas.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    24. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that the better (only?) approach is prevention

      Prevention? No, I think a more reasonable solution would be to build a 150' wall along the Atlantic coast.

      It'd be hell on the beachgoers, but we all gotta sacrifice something for safety.

      It's a joke, people!

    25. Re:Early warning by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is thought that the tsunami will be caused by a volcanic eruption. We usually get a lot of warning of those, so people could be put on high alert during an eruption. There would probably be additional warning before the landslide starts.

      --
      a,e,i,o,u and sometimes w and y (at be if of up cwm by)
    26. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... those are post id numbers, not user id numbers. Of course the post id numbers will be very similar.

    27. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what do you suppose the chances are of getting two responses from folks with user IDs within 6 of each other? 11211748 vs. 11211742?

      No offense, but those are comment ID's and in no way related to user ID's.

    28. Re:Early warning by archen · · Score: 1

      Depends on where the people are. In NYC for example you don't need to go anywhere, just in a tall enough building and there are more than enough in NYC. In all honesty to survive a tsunami doesn't require much more than a life preserver - and an hour is enough time to put on a life jacket.

    29. Re:Early warning by wayne606 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If we can create enormous holes in the ground via strip mining I'm sure it's not beyond us technologically. You'd want to start at the top and break away rock and somehow let it slide into the ocean in a controlled and gradual way. I can't find a picture of the volcano that would suggest how hard this would be, though.

      If this were considered a serious enough problem, the money and political will would be found.

      As for early warning, a lot of people live on this island and I'm positive they have some kind of seismic equipment that would give advance notice of an eruption. We would definitely hear about it in advance - maybe days or weeks.

      Would the US government have the political will or foresight to organize an evacuation of the Eastern Seaboard and the Carribean Islands, and would this even be remotely possible? Probably no on all counts.

    30. Re:Early warning by kirun · · Score: 1

      Ahh, you had to spoil it for me! There I was, thinking my six-figure ID was suddenly worth something, and I have my illusion shattered! How could you?

      --
      I'm scared of numbers that can't be written as a fraction. It's an irrational fear.
    31. Re:Early warning by StarfishOne · · Score: 1
      But now you're talking about an Olympic sprinter.

      First: 40km/h is not reachable for most people.

      Second: no-one can maintain that maximum effort for over 500-600 meters..

      It would be totally anaerobic if it's done at maximum effort, which might last 10 to maybe 15 seconds.

      Good luck trying to outrun such a wave ::yikes::

    32. Re:Early warning by kfg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not that it matters, the asteroid is going to destroy the entire earth first. Or the mega volcano , or maybe the giant Staypuft Marshmallow Man.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm appreciative of things like the Tsunami early warning system, what with my entire financial future being wrapped up in one of those expensive, east coast seaside homes (so seaside it has a private dock in one of the most desirable harbors in the east). So expensive I can't afford to live in the thing myself. Without godzillionaires who like to rent a "summer cottage" in such exclusive neighborhoods I couldn't afford to even pay the taxes on the thing.

      Which means I'm at no particular personal risk of loss of life due to a Tsunami, since I actually live a couple hundred miles inland behind a mountain range, but possesion of that property means dying relatively well off, and the loss of it will mean dying in a state home.

      Of course, I'll still be dead at the time, and something's going to get me sooner or later, whether it be a mega-this or mega-that, or just having a "mega" slip in the shower.

      I'm just getting a little tired of all the "mega" disasters lurking under the bed with the boogeyman just waiting to grab our ankles and drag us under.

      The universe is a nasty, violent place and it's a wonder that you even lived long enough to be potty trained. We're all going to die! Many of us violently. We are fragile little globs of water in a membrane, and it doesn't take much on the scale of forces in the universe to make us go "Pop!"

      That's a damned good reason to take all reasonable precautions, but it's also a damned good reason to simply get used to the idea and take all reasonable opportunities to not worry about it overmuch.

      KFG

    33. Re:Early warning by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A well to do doctor of my acquaintance had a boat-house up on Lake Seed in North Georgia. Runoff from Lakes Burton's hydroelectric dam feeds Lake Seed which feeds runoff from its hydroelectric dam into Lake Raburn.

      Recently the aftermath from one of this year's Hurricanes hit North Georgia hard with thunderstorms and high winds. Lake Burton has historic houses and many homes of power company executives so overflow was dumped into Lake Seed to keep the water level of Lake Burton from rising. Lake Seed rose and washed away this doctor's boat house and motorboats.

      Supposedly, the insurance company will not pay for the boat-house or powerboat since the accident was man made rather than natural and therefore not covered by the policy. The insurance representative suggested filing a civil suit against the power company instead.

      Take this with a grain of salt of course, though insurance salespeople are very devious with misrepresenting what their policies will actually cover, my doctor friend is notoriously cheap and may have chosen insufficient coverage. Whether this tale is the truth or not is incidental; it has inspired me to review my insurance coverage which is always a good thing to do every once in a while.

    34. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming you're not in it.

    35. Re:Early warning by saider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most costal properties already have flood insurance. Good luck finding your insurance agent after this disater, tho.

      This could be the next Lex Luthor plot. Instead of triggering the San Andreas to get beachfront property in Nevada, he could trigger the landslide and buy cheap, devastated land on the US east coast.

      --


      Remember, You are unique...just like everyone else.
    36. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article detailing the volcano tsunami risk points out that countries could be warned months ahead of time to evacuate their coast line, but they would be worried that it would be a false alarm and which would ruin their political careers.

      The primary loss of life would be caused in the main harbours of the United States and Canada, but Amsterdam has developed a giant flood wall to protect the harbor against 60 ft storm surges that are relatively common due to north atlantic gales. Due to the need to facilitate commerce in the harbor the city's wall is actually a gate that opens and closes depending on need. We could build similar walls to protect the major harbor cities of North and South America where the major losses of life and property would occur.

      To deal with the rest of the coastal areas that would require evactuation, we could evacuate the areas as planned ensuring everyone in danger would be out of the way and then detonate a low yeild nuke in the crevice described in the article. This should trigger the collapse that would cause a megatsunami that would have been prepared for, minimizing the loss of life and property that would be overwhelming if it was unpredicted.

      At the very least this issue should be studied further.

    37. Re:Early warning by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      Just as a reference a marathon is just over 42 km, if you can do it in just over 2 hours you'd make the Olympic team of any country including Kenya.

    38. Re:Early warning by joeytmann · · Score: 1

      Well if the thing is monitored you can see it wake up. What you do then is put everyone on high-alert or something, then if the sucker blows its top and sends a 300ft wave across the atlantic then people can panic and get washed up the Appilation(sorry didn't fell like looking it up) Mountains. But for those that don't panic, be patient and make the 50 mile drive up the mountains to high ground. Or if you have relatives living in the midwest...give them a impromtu visit.

      --
      Insert funny smart-ass comment here.
    39. Re:Early warning by Combuchan · · Score: 1

      How do you suppose two or three hours of warning would help in the task of evacuating 50 to 100 million people? Take, for example, the recent rash of hurricanes in the southeast U.S. Even with days of notice, the interstate highways out of Florida resembled parking lots.

      I'd get on a bike, or maybe a four wheel drive vehicle or motorcycle. If I knew I was going to die if I didn't get out of the area in three hours, I'd throw the important stuff (a survival kit, anything with a high value:mass ratio, maybe some photographs and hard drives from machines) in a backpack and just take off. Get to high ground and dodge everybody trying to drive.

      I don't have proof because it hasn't happened, but I surmise most people in affected areas would have a disaster-movie mentality of throwing everything but the kitchen sink in the family sedan only to wait around in a 200 mile parking lot. Remember the last scene in Deep Impact--this isn't a spoiler, the movie sucked--where a vast majority of people drowned in a wave while stuck in traffic (how fitting) whereas if they just spent 5 minutes climbing up an adjoining hill they could have survived?

      Nowadays, with mass media and Internet hype about to cause the end of the world, now's a probably good time to get yourself a survival kit, a good pair of shoes, a topographic map, instantly removable hard drive enclosure kit, and become acquainted with a treadmill. Even forgoing the last option, spending three hours and a hundred bucks now putting together such a backpack might just save your life in the future.

      --sean

      --
      "[T]he single essential element on which all discoveries will be dependent is human freedom." -- Barry Goldwater
    40. Re:Early warning by titusjan · · Score: 3, Informative

      From the BBC:
      Modelling by colleagues in Switzerland shows that such a landslide could trigger a so-called mega-tsunami, which has an initial wave height of 650 metres (2,130 feet) and moves out over the ocean at speeds up to 720 km/h (450 mph).

      By the time such a wave crossed the Atlantic, its power would have diminished but it could still wreak havoc up to 20 kilometres (12 miles) inland.


      And from the Questions and Answers section:

      Scientists also know that a collapse will not happen without any warning. They will be able to alert people to possible danger several weeks in advance.

      So we've got a few weeks to move (several hundred million) people 20 kilometers. Still a huge operation but it should be possible.

    41. Re:Early warning by peragrin · · Score: 1

      I wish people would get this straight. NYC isn't all of NY. NYC is only a few feet off the ground, in which case you climb to the fourth or fifth floor and watch.

      The waves will finally clean out the streets.

      Where I live in NY I wouldn't even notice the stench was missing. As one other person said FL would be history as well. So would a part of DC, Boston, and all of Rhode island.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    42. Re:Early warning by schtum · · Score: 1

      Of course we (New Yorkers) could just take an elevator up a few flights, unless this thing is expected to knock down skyscrapers. That would give the "domino theory" a whole new meaning. Not that we haven't come close before.

    43. Re:Early warning by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I remember most from my visits to FL was how incredibly flat it is. I grew up in Santa Cruz, CA and now live in Portland, OR and am used to variation in terrain. Looking out of the hotel window you could see nothing but flatness on the horizen in all directions. To put in perspective, the 351' highest point you quote is shorter than over 30 buildings in Miami alone!

      --
      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    44. Re:Early warning by OECD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a significant land mass, it's not a tree.

      True, but the solution may be the same: take it down a little at time. Remember, the problem isn't that millions of tons (or whatever) of rock are going to end up in the sea. It's that they're going to end up there at the same time. If you distribute that same amount over several 'trips' into the ocean, it amounts to a lot of little waves.

      Even if you can't eliminate the threat, might it not be possible to reduce it? Think of the danger to your house posed by a 12 foot tree versus a 24 foot tree.

      --
      One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.
    45. Re:Early warning by danknight · · Score: 1

      we were just discussing this in the Office, the conclusion seems to be that all roads would instantly gridlock and no one would get anywhere /live ~25mi noth of Boston

      --
      wanted: one clever sig,apply within
    46. Re:Early warning by elhondo · · Score: 1

      technically, I don't think New Jersey considers itself an "early warning system"

    47. Re:Early warning by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, it's not like the US has lost a whole lot of sleep over whether "the locals" would let you do something.

      Niether endorsing nor condemning it, just crossed my mind.

      --
      Appended to the end of comments you post. 120 chars.
    48. Re:Early warning by DarkEdgeX · · Score: 1
      Not without destroying most of the Island, plus where talking about a lot of rock here, This is more than just removing the top of some mountain ( which is hard enough ), I think you'd have to go down quite a way to the sea floor. Where talking trillions of tons of rock off an active volcano, which might even distrub it enough to set it off anyway.
      So this is why Microsoft has been asking potential hire candidates how they'd move Mount Fuji!
      --
      All I know about Bush is I had a good job when Clinton was president.
    49. Re:Early warning by Alan+Cox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The geologists believe there would be a couple of weeks warning that it was likely to happen, not a couple of hours that it had. You'd have time to cancel deliveries, buy a tent on ebay and move a few miles to higher ground.

    50. Re:Early warning by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Didn't Godzilla once get captured by aliens who took samples of his DNA so they could build a super monster called "Mega-Tsunami"?

      --
      Appended to the end of comments you post. 120 chars.
    51. Re:Early warning by RealityMogul · · Score: 1

      Actually its about 500 billion tons of rock. I don't have the details, but I'm assuming is fairly thick rock too. Due to its dimensions and composition, excavating would be impossible. Likewise, explosions would most likely be ineffective, or if they are effective, might set off the entire thing.

      It comes down to our own inability to affect land masses on a significant scale. Building breaks out in the water would be more practical.

    52. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are the chances that you confused the user ids and the message ids? I'm saying pretty damn good...

    53. Re:Early warning by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Informative

      [We're] talking trillions of tons of rock off an active volcano, which might even distrub it enough to set it off anyway.

      The mechanism of exploding mountains, as discovered when Mt St Helens went "bang" is:
      - Pressure builds up, bulging the mountain upward.
      - Suddenly the bulging causes the side of the mountain to slide off.
      - With the weight suddenly removed, the pressure blasts the remaining portion of the mountain into dust and up into the stratosphere.

      So IMHO attempting to remove the loose slab, slowly and gently, from the intermittently-active volcano (which is thus inactive now because the weight above it is enough to keep the lava and gas bottled up) very likely WOULD wake it up. If that happens, the part that isn't moved yet might just go right away.

      And given that the slab is already slipping off slowly, disturbing it by trying to disassemble it risks finishing the job of loosening it and precipitating the event you're trying to avoid.

      Kinda like defusing a BIG bomb. Or taking apart a large pile of jackstraws without having any of them collapse.

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    54. Re:Early warning by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I wonder if the effects of this could hit the Gulf, and thus effect New Orleans? We're below sea level here by something like 20ft. It was gridlock getting out of this city for Ivan...and we had days notice for that one....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    55. Re:Early warning by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      You won't be able to drive if the whole coast is trying to evacuate in under 10 hours.

      Then think about hospitals and old age homes... will the doctors even stay?

    56. Re:Early warning by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      Nowadays, with mass media and Internet hype about to cause the end of the world, now's a probably good time to get yourself a survival kit, a good pair of shoes, a topographic map, instantly removable hard drive enclosure kit, and become acquainted with a treadmill.

      Don't forget a compass if you're going to be using a topo map. Also, a mountain bike isn't a bad idea - it allows you to leverage your leg power, and still gives you the option of ditching and running if need be. In many places in the US, a basic survival kit is a good idea anyways - in earthquake country, you want one in your car and at work (food, water, flashlight, pocketknife, reasonable shoes if you have a dress code and need to walk back, limited first-aid supplies), in areas where you might get snowed in, warm clothing, where there might be floods, etc.

      Now if you want to get fancy, you can go full 9/11 and add escape hoods (good against smoke and limited chemical agents), chem gear, etc. I find that a small monocular makes a good addition to any kit - scope potential dangers from a distance and useful for locating navigation waypoints.

    57. Re:Early warning by shmigget · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is expected to take out skyscrapers. Read the BBC article or see the BBC produced television documentary. The wave is expected to be several hundred feet high and 30-40 km deep. If those numbers are close to accurate, NYC will be completely washed away.

    58. Re:Early warning by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that wouldn't work

      That the waves would cancel or that GWB knows that waves could even do that?

      --
      -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
    59. Re:Early warning by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      My house is on a hill that is 60' above sea level & I live in north Florida.

      The highest point in Florida is Britton Hill, Lakewood Park in Walton County and is only 345 feet above sea level. (from NetState Almanac)

      15' sand berm my ass.....

      Jaysyn

      --
      There is a war going on for your mind.
    60. Re:Early warning by WhiplashII · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is no direct warning system in place, but the fact is that Africa will be hit first - giving Spain an hour or two notice, and giving the US about ten hours notice to evacuate.

      Of course, does anyone think New York could be evacuated in 10 hours?

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    61. Re:Early warning by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


      Yeah, but a hurricane generally leaves behind some stuff to go home to. Tsunami == Coastal USA gets timetraveled 300 years into the past.

      --
      -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
    62. Re:Early warning by WhiplashII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Another thing to be cautious of with insurance - will the insurance company be able to cover what they have insured? Often, after a major incident like a hurricane, local insurance agencies refuse to pay out and instead go bankrupt...

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    63. Re:Early warning by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      a few hours warning, with sirens, could have saved most of the people probably. they don't need to travel THAT far inland for their chances to to survive go up enough to be 'very good'.

      hell, probably 15 minutes would have been enough with people who have been educated in the dangers of such a tsunami(run like a madman to inland, if you're not a total fatso you can cover 2km under 15minutes quite easily).

      so.. basically you need some LOCAL operation that takes care of the warning sirens and have them co-operate with some international early warning services(i'm quite surprised they weren't already at some of the places. though, getting those people living in shantytowns who are at most risk to quickly leave their homes might be easier said than done - they're also the worst educated in the damages that can happen).

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    64. Re:Early warning by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      So this is why Microsoft has been asking potential hire candidates how they'd move Mount Fuji!

      Outsource it to India?

    65. Re:Early warning by 602 · · Score: 1

      Your idea for prevention is intriguing. It reminds me of John McPhee's book "The Control of Nature" in which he describes mankind's attempts to battle some of nature's larger forces: lava flows in Iceland, the changing course of the lower Mississippi River, and mudslides in southern California.

    66. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=define:hyperbole

    67. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      then people can panic and get washed up the Appilation(sorry didn't fell like looking it up)
      Sorry, didn't feel like reading any further.
    68. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... I was able the drive during all three hurricanes without problems. I even ended up taking my mom to work (she's a nurse) during the middle of two out of three hurricanes.

      To Sum up:

      Yes it is possible to drive and evacuate an area if you are not freaking out and don't take major highways. I made sure I knew all of the back roads in my area and avoided I-4 like the plague. Most of the backups were on major highways across and out of the state.

      Doctors and Nurses will stay for as long as is safe. Sometimes longer.

      As for evacuating everyone in under 10hrs. People need to make their own plans. No one is going to do it for them.

    69. Re:Early warning by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      It's just the latest scare, get used to it.

      If an asteroid hits or comes near we might as well put our heads between our legs and kiss our collective asses goodbye. Maybe you remember this phrase from the global thermonuclear war threat of the 60's, 70's and 80's.

    70. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tsunami == Coastal USA gets timetraveled 300 years into the past.

      Does this mean the coastal regions will then match up with the rest of the USA which seems to be living 300 years in the past (albeit with cable TV) as well?

    71. Re:Early warning by jorenko · · Score: 1

      A tsunami isn't quite as much like falling into the ocean as you think it is. It's a little bit more like the ocean falling on YOU. (You know, all several trillions tonnes of it).

    72. Re:Early warning by spruce · · Score: 4, Funny

      We'll give them some casinos, and they'll be perfectly happy, and all will be fair and just!

    73. Re:Early warning by CuriHP · · Score: 1

      Some cities already have systems like that. I know Providence, RI has a hurricane barrier. It's not as large (~30ft) though. It has gates to let small boats though into the marina as well as at the several places where it crosses roads.

      --
      If it's not on fire, it's a software problem.
    74. Re:Early warning by emptor · · Score: 1

      Actually, the highest point in Florida is 345' MSL. It's Britton Hill, 30-59-18 N, 86-16-55 W Who knew ? :)

    75. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, not to flame here, but as a NYC resident I feel it my duty to respond to this...

      perhaps you havent noticed that the majority of the state's population lives in NYC and that the majority of the state's economy is based on NYC. City residents get something like 80 cents back in funding for public projects etc for every dollar they put it. Upstate residents get like a $1.20 for every dollar they put in. Where do you think tat extra 20 cents per dollar you get somes from eh? where do you think the shipping that gets you food or the markets those upstate eventually sell good come from? where do you think the comunications infrastructure is centered? how about effect on the power grid.

      For that matter, God damn it man, there are 8 million people in the city and 22 million people in the metro area. Are you seriously saying you dont mind mind the deaths of 22 million people because you dont like the city?

      A lot of upstaters don't like the city, they think we're noisy, dirty, corrupt, and generally shouldnt be New Yorkers. They dont seem to think of the benefits they enjoy because of the city or that the City could be good. Its a different place than where you live, not an evil place, so dont give me the whole "itll clean out the streets" crap. We like our streets just as they are

    76. Re:Early warning by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      and would the locals let you?

      This is america. We just get a cowboy in office and invade if we want something done, consequences be damned. G W will go in there with Dick Cheney and tell them that the homeland is at risk, and jail them all in some little island off the coast of florida.

      --
      -- Having a Creationist Museum is like having an Atheist place of worship
    77. Re:Early warning by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      Please. They will welcome us with open arms! Welcome us as heros come to relieve them from the evil axis of volcanoes.

      There is evidence that the volcanoes are developing WMD.

      Casinos? We don't need to give them squat. We will take their oil or coconuts or whatever, and leave them with democracy, and they will owe US.

      --
      -- Having a Creationist Museum is like having an Atheist place of worship
    78. Re:Early warning by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Still, worth giving it a try though eh. What's the worst that can happen ?

    79. Re:Early warning by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have read there would be about 10 hours notice for the US.

      And it will go 20 Kilometers inland.

      couldn't that be handled on foot fairly reasonably?

      --
      Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
    80. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Does this mean the coastal regions will then match up with the rest of the USA which seems to be living 300 years in the past (albeit with cable TV) as well?

      Us here in da midwest got tater salad and everything these days. Mosey on up a spell to the sittin post with me and I'll do you a lesson on thinkin about dun new fangled contraptions.

    81. Re:Early warning by archen · · Score: 1

      Did I say it was like falling into the ocean? No. The water comes in fast, but not like it all literally falls on you either. If there are inital tidal waves then a life jacket will still make sure you come up above the surface. Now where you end up afterwards, or if you have problems with debree I couldn't say, but really a life jacket is all you need.

    82. Re:Early warning by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      In 48 hours you could fairly comfortably walk 40 - 50 miles and with the fear of a painful watery death if you didn't walk far enough you'd probably manage a lot further than that. If this thing is supposed to penetrate 20 Miles inland you'd be laughing.

    83. Re:Early warning by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      This could be the next Lex Luthor plot. Instead of triggering the San Andreas to get beachfront property in Nevada, he could trigger the landslide and buy cheap, devastated land on the US east coast.

      As nasty as that would be, why bother? A series of large underwater explosions would be far more dangerous, controllable, and difficult to detect. (if you place them right, that is, and if you're lucky, you might trigger some earthquakes too)

      You thought crashing airplanes into skyscrapers was mean, just wait until the next wave hits....

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    84. Re:Early warning by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      "Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets".

      /Bickle

    85. Re:Early warning by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you didn't make this a soviet russia joke....

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    86. Re:Early warning by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Nowadays, with mass media and Internet hype about to cause the end of the world, now's a probably good time to get yourself a survival kit, a good pair of shoes, a topographic map, instantly removable hard drive enclosure kit, and become acquainted with a treadmill. Even forgoing the last option, spending three hours and a hundred bucks now putting together such a backpack might just save your life in the future.

      I don't need any of that shit. I've got a Swiss Army Knife. :)

      Of course, it is a bit dull, and my wife lost the toothpick in it (she's still in trouble over it and it happened 8 years ago). Still, I can face any disaster as long as I've got--

      I'll finish that sentence when the check arrives.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    87. Re:Early warning by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      call godzilla!

      but type more meaningless stuff because the lameness filter makes you spend 20 seconds before you can hit the submit button....should be ok now

    88. Re:Early warning by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
      except that even the largest Nukes are "teaspoons" when dealing with geology on that scale. Unlike in the movies where a bomb "blows up" the world, even the biggest nukes we have are mearly "bug splats". Your dealing with solid rock measured in MILES!

      On the filp side, look at Mt St Helens... we knew it was going to go, but couldn't really do anything about it other than leave it alone. It's not like defusing a bomb, but more like trying to stop an overheating boiler. The heat and pressure are building and you have to create an "out" for all that stuff....or like letting the air out of a balloon with a pin without popping the balloon.

    89. Re:Early warning by WillerZ · · Score: 1

      Or would it?

      If you could create a wave, with the same wavefront, pi radians (180 degrees) out of phase with the original it would cancel it out. I have no idea how practical it is to do that.

      Perhaps if we install a huge hydraulic piston arrangement: the falling rock lands on the master piston pushes a concentric ring of slave pistons up to generate the required anti-wave. It would be difficult to get the timing right...

      Phil

      --
      I guess today is a passable day to die.
    90. Re:Early warning by goates · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't know, set if off now, when we don't have a hope of evacuating everyone that would be affected. Maybe it won't happen on it's own for a hundred years or more. By that time we would, hopefully, have better means to evacuate people and eal with the damage.

    91. Re:Early warning by pdiaz · · Score: 1
      FYI, The Canary Islands are a part of Spain, which is a democracy since 25 years.


      And instead of coconuts or oil (!), the main industry down there is tourism. So if you want to take something from there, the only thing that you will find in abundance are german tourists! ;-)

      --
      Make It Secret . Free JavaScript implementation of AES for your browser
    92. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and do you really think that the american government couldn't possibly predict and alarm the population?
      i'm not american but i think the resources are quite enough to prevent this kind of thing ;)

    93. Re:Early warning by trantjd · · Score: 1

      It's a great book and exactly what I was thinking about too. Pretty much no matter what they try to do to prevent the landslide, it will happen eventually.

    94. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      >I don't think that is true. There are 2 systems >in the Pacific but because Tsunamis are very >rare in the Atlantic there is no early warning >system.

      You seem to have missed the most cogent lesson of this disaster - there is no early warning system in the pacific either.

      This had nothing to do with weather systems, this was a seafloor seismic event. However, it would seem that not having an early warning system is not an accurate indicator of low seismic activity. After all, prior to 2001, the chances of an aeroplane flying into a skyscraper were pretty low, no?

      The fault on Gran Canaria is well-documented over a long period.. calculations have been carried out that show exactly what would happen if the entire fault gave way, and believe me, the eastern USA would consider Florida's recent hurricane to be fairly trivial in comparison..

      Putting your head in the sand will not help much when the sand is under 10ft of water.....

    95. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what, you mean so that it drowns Brasil instead?

      This raises interesting questions...

    96. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good God, man. You used "where" twice in place of "we're."

      Have you even seen the inside of a school before?!

    97. Re:Early warning by Anonymous+Luddite · · Score: 1


      I'm with your line of thought here: It has to come down eventually, why not do it at _our_ pleasure rather than in one big dump?

      This is analgous to what is called a prescribed burn in forestry.- A chunk of forest is burned on purpose, under controlled conditions to limit the impact of, or prevent spontaneous burns (wildfires) later.

      The article is talking about half of a damn big mountain, so it's not like it is going to be a small job, but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be done. My question is:

      whose government is going to pay for it?

    98. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have missed the most cogent lesson of this disaster - there is no early warning system in the pacific either.


      You mean there's nothing like the Pacific Tsunami Warning Center?
      Perhaps this recent disaster wasn't in the Pacific.
    99. Re:Early warning by lightbuddy · · Score: 1

      Scotch tape the volcano, pierce with gigantic "pin." Works on balloons...volcanos...YMMV

      --
      End of an era...
    100. Re:Early warning by maniac_inside · · Score: 1

      How do you suppose two or three hours of warning would help in the task of evacuating 50 to 100 million people?

      The fact is that Indian Goverment had about 3 hours to deal with the disaster. There were a lot of people who were enjoying at the beach. These people could have easily been told _not_ to be there.
      However this did not happen.
      WHY?

      An interesting question of which the answer is obvious and known . Just pick up any national daily and you will know that as a means to be self reliant India did not collaborate with the Pacific warning system. Had we been subscribers to it, we could have saved a lot many people.

      Actually I find it quite surprising that India wasn't warned about the tsunami's just because it did not subscribe { read:pay } for the warning system. Doesn't the scientific community have any moral responsibility?

    101. Re:Early warning by johkir · · Score: 1

      I feel there may be as much destruction following a tsunami due to looting and pillaging. If, and I do mean if, we can evacuate Manhattan, or Boston, or any large city, in a few hours, imagine the national guard force needed to maintain order and assist with the clean-up. Whether you approve or disapprove, our national guard is stretched pretty thin with this Iraq situation.

      --
      These are some of the things molecules do...... given 4 billion years -Carl Sagan
    102. Re:Early warning by David+Gould · · Score: 1


      It is thought that the tsunami will be caused by a volcanic eruption.

      Not necessarily, if this is the same thing I remember hearing about a while ago. Iirc (a big 'if', admittedly), this is indeed a volcanic island, but the dangerous part isn't actually an eruption. It's just that there's a huge piece of the island that's poised to snap off and drop into the ocean and make a big (big) splash. It wouldn't necessarily be triggered by an eruption; it could just snap and drop at any time.

      --
      David Gould
      main(i){putchar(340056100>>(i-1)*5&31|!!(i<6)<< 6)&&main(++i);}
    103. Re:Early warning by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      If you could create a wave, with the same wavefront, pi radians (180 degrees) out of phase with the original it would cancel it out. I have no idea how practical it is to do that.

      You don't? No idea at all? No idea how "practical" it would be, with mere hours warning, to create a tsunami? Actually, a mega-tsunami the likes of which haven't been seen? And to have it perfectly out of phase with another mega-tsunami? Which is a three-dimensional object expanding in every direction across the surface of the earth, not merely a flat waveform like you see in your stupid little WAV file player?

      No idea at all how practical that would be?

      Here, I'll give you a hint:

      Are you familiar with the word "not"?

    104. Re:Early warning by qoa · · Score: 1

      You should watch some videos of people getting swept away by one of the waves. Does a life preserver protect you from being slammed into a tree with the weight of the rest of the wave pressing on you? Does it deflect broken glass, wood and other assorted debris? I didn't realize that a rubber tube could save you from being crushed and/or broken. Seriously watch a video of the waves crashing in then covering buildings in Sri Lanka up to the second floor. Wearing a life preserve in a tsunami is a bit too little too late.

      --
      Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    105. Re:Early warning by Webmoth · · Score: 1

      This is assuming that the rupturing fault is closer to Africa and Spain than the US.

      Now if a previously unknown fault (and there's more that we don't know about the ocean floor than we do) were to rupture near to the New York shore, you can say buh-bye Manhattan. At least Africa will get about 10 hours notice.

      Evacuate NYC in 10 hours? Sure, just tell them the Mets & Yankees are playing an exhibition game in Buffalo with FREE BEER & HOT DOGS.

      --
      Give me my freedom, and I'll take care of my own security, thank you.
    106. Re:Early warning by mlrtime · · Score: 1



      probably not for most /.'rs ...

      *ducks*

    107. Re:Early warning by imothepixie · · Score: 0

      A simpler solution would be to remove the sea from under the rock...hmm i say simpler, it wouldn't be like reclaiming land for a harbour development, the sea floor drops pretty steeply out there... If an eastern state or few donated there largest hills they might not have to climb them to get out the way!

    108. Re:Early warning by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      While I don't mean to sound too cold here, if India got the benefit without paying, why would anybody bother paying going forward?

      And if *nobody* pays then next time *nobody* gets notified.

      --
      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    109. Re:Early warning by swimin · · Score: 1

      Except for Islands. No way are you getting everyone off the west side of manhattan and far away in 10 hours.

    110. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans can't walk, everyone knows that - hence the drive-in burger joints and wedding chapels.

    111. Re:Early warning by T'hain+Esh+Kelch · · Score: 0

      An expert on NPR yesterday referred to the fact that escaping a hurricane and escaping a tsunami are quite different. To get out of the path of a hurricane, you often need to travel hundreds of miles. To get out of the destructive range of a tsunami, just going a few miles can get you far enough inland to avoid the damage...
      But, you can get hit by a tree when in a Hurricane = 2x the danger!

    112. Re:Early warning by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Sure they got notified. The nice folks from the warning system called the contact number they had on file.

      Tough luck for India that EOL doesn't ring anywhere.

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
    113. Re:Early warning by shawb · · Score: 1

      If not on foot, then definately on bicycle.

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    114. Re:Early warning by log0n · · Score: 1

      And which government is going to accept responsibility for wiping out millions of people (kids too, oh the horror!) when something goes wrong due to poor planning, human error, lacking budget, etc etc?

      These things are called an 'act of god' for a reason.

    115. Re:Early warning by ithinkuknow · · Score: 1

      We already got our warning of impending doom...the Red Sox won the world series this year.

    116. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this new version of Jesus is more sarcastic...

    117. Re:Early warning by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      It is thought that the tsunami will be caused by a volcanic eruption. We usually get a lot of warning of those, so people could be put on high alert during an eruption. There would probably be additional warning before the landslide starts.

      Having read TFAs:
      1) There is minimal monitoring in place
      2) The landslide would take about 90 seconds. The slab of the volcan is precariously perched now and any shock would set it sliding.

      I have to wonder if ther is anything at all that could be done to reduce the effect -- huge seawalls? Chipping away at the slab to let small parts slide in? Probably would be considerd an unacceptable risk if possible at all. If we can luck out for a century or two, there should be technology to do somethng obout it.

    118. Re:Early warning by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      This is assuming that the rupturing fault is closer to Africa and Spain than the US.

      RTFA. Or even the Slashdot summary.

    119. Re:Early warning by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was looking at Boston Specifically though

      --
      Wow, sent an e-mail as suggested when clicking on "use classic" banner, and got a fast response that addressed my msg
    120. Re:Early warning by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I wish people would get this straight. NYC isn't all of NY. NYC is only a few feet off the ground, in which case you climb to the fourth or fifth floor and watch.

      Watch the buildings fall down until yours goes.

    121. Re:Early warning by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      as a means to be self reliant India did not collaborate with the Pacific warning system. Had we been subscribers to it, we could have saved a lot many people.

      How would a Pacific warning system have helped? The tsunami was in the Indian Ocean.

    122. Re:Early warning by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      40km isn't that far to go. An Olympic sprinter like Donovan Bailey can run >40km an hour. Even a fat geek like you could probably make it in two or three.

      Maybe instead of the 100 metres sprint, you should consider the Marathon, 42 km, for which the current record is 2:04. The first Marathon of the modern Olympics in 1896 had a winning time of 3:45.

      Riding my bicycle at a comfortable pace the speedo is about 25 kph; I might be able to sustain 35 for a couple of hours I think. (Air resistance is the limiting factor for bikes.) Escaping from a city a small fat tyred bike would be best, except you'd probably get bike-jacked in minutes.

    123. Re:Early warning by macthulhu · · Score: 1
      Not everyone in upstate NY hates the city. But there is a lack of love going in BOTH directions here. For starters, we have cheap and plentiful hydroelectric power here that various politicians have been trying to divert to NYC (and Quebec) for a long time, so the effect on the power grid is not quite what you think. There is a lot more money available to public projects in NYC from foundations and corporate sponsors than what's available for us out here. Shipping infrastructure? Those trucks and trains don't magically float over us, we're affected by it, and participate in it. Where do you suppose the food that's getting shipped comes from? Not too many farms on Bowery. There are also a hell of a lot of factories out here. It's not just a privelege for us to sell you our food... It's a benefit to you that it's available nearby. The communications infrastructure is pretty decentralized, unless you're talking about the corporate headquarters... I work for Time Warner, we're pretty spread out. Many companies who are headquartered in NYC enjoy the benefits of using us as the last cheap american labor... keeping their profits local. While you're enjoying your safer streets, please keep in mind that many of your "less desirables" are routinely shipped out here to go to college as an alternative to jail. Our crime rates are on the rise, and a large percentage of our larger drug arrests are suspects whose addresses are listed as one of the five burroughs. You know how annoying it is when you're trying to get on FDR in the middle of the night and there's a work crew blocking the ramp? Well, at least your roads are getting repaired. How about libraries? Erie county (Buffalo) just narrowly avoided having all of their public libraries closed due to lack of funding.

      New York needs to get its shit together and start behaving like a whole state. I spend as much time in NYC as I possibly can, IMHO it truly is the greatest city in the known universe... Every resident of this state died a little bit on 9/11, so I doubt any of us would be unmoved at the thought of 22 million fellow New Yorkers dying for any reason. For starters, it might help if people in the city would not act like we're hillbillies suckling at the teats of your cultural elite. Without hesitation, your freeloading fellow New Yorkers out here volunteerd an awful lot of human, financial, and material support after 9/11... and in the event of a killer tsunami, bet your ass we'd do it again. The only people fucking up this state are the morons we keep electing to run it. Keep in mind these are the same retards that will be responsible for coming up with contingency plans for a disaster situation... How safe does that make you feel? You won't be dying slowly from second hand smoke in a bar... but you may be instantly wiped out by a 150 foot tall wall of water.

      The water cannot be stopped. It would be arrogant and incredibly stupid to think otherwise. What we can do, is try to predict it and have a way to move as many people as possible to safety as quickly as we can.

      --

      Someday a real rain is gonna come...

    124. Re:Early warning by timcrews · · Score: 1
      How embarassing.

      My first +5 moderated post ever, and then I have to go and make a fool of myself. At least few people chose to use their mod points to "-1 flamebait" me into oblivion.

    125. Re:Early warning by peeon · · Score: 1

      9/11?

    126. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, this all makes sense, yet I feel I must point out that while everyone will indeed die from something someday, the human race need not die off entirely. Now, there are of course many who would argue if the human race is even worth preserving or sprending out into space, and I myself do not have a certain answer to that. But I think it'd be worth it to find out. That's why I believe getting off this planet is a Big Deal. The mega-tsunamis got nothing on the sun expanding to eat Earth, etc. I'm not suggesting we fear the future, I'm simply suggesting that if we want to be in that future for more than a few million years, becoming a spacefaring race is absolutely unquestionably required. I know this is all obvious to you but again, you didn't bring it up and I thought it was worth saying.

    127. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) that was hardly *all* of NYC

      2) they crossed some bridges. That's not quite out of harm's way for the potential tsunami in question.

      3) they'd be stuck behind most of New Jersey trying to get their asses to Pennsylvania.

      -- subtropolis

    128. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might be able to do it. Certainly not everyone. You may not even care about the others. But you'd have to be running over them. There's ~8-10 million people to get in your way. Sorry - i'm betting you wouldn't make it (nothing personal).

      --subtropolis

    129. Re:Early warning by Moondevil · · Score: 1

      Spain ?!?!?!

      Last time I checked, Portugal is closer to the Atlantic than Spain.

    130. Re:Early warning by kfg · · Score: 1

      I know this is all obvious to you but again, you didn't bring it up and I thought it was worth saying.

      I suppose I'll include that in the book version, as this post was only about people, not humanity, although I think Carl and few others have already done it better, or at least as well, as I possibly could.

      Which is why I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for the book.

      KFG

    131. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Which is why I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for the book.

      Hey, I'm just glad you're not dead yourself... It's been a while since your last post.

      But really. I had to bring it up. I know you have about a million stalkers here and the comment was more for them than you, though I'm pleased to see you took the time to respond.

    132. Re:Early warning by chaoaretasty · · Score: 1

      This begs the question, that if it's so fragile already, why haven't teh 3v1l terrorists!!!! tried to break it off? They could easily afford a load of explosives and it'd be much easier than sneaking them into america itself.

    133. Re:Early warning by kfg · · Score: 1

      Hey, I'm just glad you're not dead yourself... It's been a while since your last post.

      My time and attention have been diverted in a manner that has largely kept me away from being chained to the computer. It happens.

      As it happens I'm going to disappear for at least a few days again, as my time and attention are being drawn to NYC. Pray for me.

      It's funny, but if I told you I was about to disappear into uncharted wilderness with nothing but the clothes on my back and a knife and box of matches in my pocket, or striking out from Cape Cod bound for the Azores in a Coleman Scanoe, I'd also tell you that if you don't see me post again for a few months there's nothing really to worry about, I'm in no real danger and probably just enjoying myself too much to be ready to come back. As it is, journeying into the "Heart of Civilization" as we know it for day or too, I'd say if I don't post again in a week or two you might have reason to fear the worst.

      Despite being a native Manhattenite by birth, which is an unfortunate accident, I really have no means of expressiong how much I detest the place, and even though experience tells me I'm just as capable of handling the rigors of the concrete jungle as I am the forested one, I always half expect to come home dead anyway, but a conjunction of both personal and professional interests compels me to lace up the combat boots, dust off the black trench coat, put on my most weathered safari hat, and enjoin with the land where there be dragons.

      I have a female musician friend who knows that I've done things like walk across Harlem in the middle of the night without anyone saying so much as boo to me who was bemoaning the fact that she had to go do a city gig alone and she didn't look intimidating. It took a bit more conversation to get that what she was saying was that she wished I could come along because I never had any trouble because I did look intimidating, which came as a complete surprise to me.

      Tourists are advised to walk quickly and never make eye contact, because eye contact marks you as prey. The exception is for the person who can walk firmly but not overfast, and make contact with everyone as if you are one of the predators scoping for your next meal. The other predators will have to at least think twice about whether you're really worth trying to eat, and even if they decide in the affirmative in that enviroment the initiative is lost in that second thought. Done right eye contact says "I know you're there, you can't sneak up on me and you look a bit tasty yourself. Try me, motherfucker."

      She says I do that like I was born to it, which I guess I was. Go figure.

      In any case, I'd still rather face a bear or a cougar than NYC. Ironically, the rules of engagement are more civilized with "wild" animals. The exception is feral animals ( and you can pretty much bet that a cougar in the northeastern forest is feral). They're pretty much fucked in the head and don't know what rules of engagement to use when, so they just go beserk at the drop of a hat.

      A lot of the people in NYC are feral humans, and thus there are no rules of engagement you can count on with them, whether you look intimidating or not. They'll just go fucking berserker on you anyway, just because they don't know what else to do.

      I know you have about a million stalkers here. . .

      Some of them a bit less well intentioned than yourself.

      . . and the comment was more for them than you. . .

      Yeah, I understand that one, and you may note that many of my response posts are often more intended for "the peanut gallery", rather than to the person I'm overtly "responding" to. It's an old trick. Swift, Paine and Twain were masters of it.

      . . .though I'm pleased to see you took the time to respond.

      Maybe it's just an old BBS/usenet reflex, but I generally try to engage, rather than just pontificate and wa

    134. Re:Early warning by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Of course, does anyone think New York could be evacuated in 10 hours?

      10 hours? I'm not altogether certain the New York metropolitan area could
      be evacuated in 10 days.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    135. Re:Early warning by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I have read there would be about 10 hours notice for the US.
      > And it will go 20 Kilometers inland.
      > couldn't that be handled on foot fairly reasonably?

      Only if you leave everything behind and _go_. Keep in mind, this is the US
      eastern seaboard we're talking about.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    136. Re:Early warning by archen · · Score: 1

      As I said, it WON'T protect you from debree or other bad circumstances if you are in the wrong place. But most people aren't crushed and aren't killed by stuff in the water - they drown. The key to avoid drowning is to stay above water, and only a life jacket is going to help you there, so yes a life jackt is all you need if you have no where to go and it's the only thing that's going to help you. It won't garantee that you live, but it certainly raises you chances a lot. But really if a tsunami were comming and you couldn't eveacuate on land, your best chance is to go out to sea somehow - but since we're talking masses of people that's not practical either.

    137. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drop an asteroid on it. Kill two birds with one stone.

    138. Re:Early warning by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Blessed are the sarcastic, for they... ah, whatever.

    139. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Even with days of notice, the interstate highways out of Florida resembled parking lots.

      That's why if I ever live on the beach, I plan to keep an ultralight aircraft in the garage. When the big one hits, I'll be a couple hundred feet up, listening to Magic Carpet Ride on headphones, and shouting "seeya, suckers!!"

    140. Re:Early warning by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      Just each everyone in New York how to surf!

      --

      Power off before disconnecting connecting connector. Seen on a cash register
    141. Re:Early warning by Deideldorfer · · Score: 0

      *Sigh* Teach, not each. I have some darn cashew crumbs under my T.

      --

      Power off before disconnecting connecting connector. Seen on a cash register
    142. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does that beg the question?

    143. Re:Early warning by Genom · · Score: 1

      Hmm...so in theory anyway, the real culprit is the pressure built up inside it. Find a way to release that pressure (slowly, but at a higher rate than it's building up), and you fix the problem.

      Kinda like partially opening a shaken can of soda, or a bottle of champagne - just enough to allow some of the gas to escape, but not enough to allow it to spray. If you release the pressure against, say, a turbine, you might even be able to salvage some energy out of the deal as well.

      After the pressure is released (over the course of days/weeks/months/years/whatever), it should be relatively safe to "uncork the bottle".

    144. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the important stuff ... hard drives

      Because it's important to save your porn collection.

    145. Re:Early warning by mollymoo · · Score: 1
      A series of large underwater explosions would be far more dangerous, controllable, and difficult to detect. (if you place them right, that is, and if you're lucky, you might trigger some earthquakes too)

      Difficult to detect? I guess the cold war kind of passed you by. FYI the oceans are full of spectaularly expensive and sensitive sonar equipment which is constantly monitored and is linked to the best command and control system in the world. Trust me, the US Navy will know about it within seconds.

      --
      Chernobyl 'not a wildlife haven' - BBC News
    146. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I understand you mean 'continental Spain', because the Canary Islands are spanish territory.

    147. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Heh. Your post reminds me... In the smallish city I am in (50,000 people) a fairly educated relative of mine stated "I'd love to go downtown sometime, but there are so many black people there these days." This relative owns several apartments and thus deals with people on a regular basis, so I was totally and completely dumbfounded upon hearing that. There's a lot of reasons I could think of for not going downtown here. For example there are a lot of bars there and people have this habit of getting drunk and drowning in the river. Usually happens to some college kid a few times a year. Funny that people don't usually pick rivers or alcohol abuse as boogeymen.

      Back on to the other topic here, you've mentioned your health a few times and when you vanish a while there's always that little voice that goes "Damn, maybe that's it. Sure will miss watching him eat the trolls."

      Anyway, good luck with your perilous quest.

    148. Re:Early warning by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Lol. What I meant by "difficult to detect" was "would look like regular earthquakes". Now that I think about it, they probably wouldn't. So nevermind, forget I said anything. :)

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    149. Re:Early warning by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      FYI, The Canary Islands are a part of Spain, which is a democracy since 25 years.
      Pssh! But is it AMERICAN democracy? Go-it-along, damn-the-consequences, where-is-my-cowboy-hat-and-bible democracy?

      Tourists? We have Disney world. What the hell would they want to see in Spain? They must come here and buy our junk imported from China!

      --
      -- Having a Creationist Museum is like having an Atheist place of worship
    150. Re:Early warning by danknight · · Score: 1

      I think so, but I think the majority of people would jump into their cars,Suv's etc. Having a motorcycle or better yet a dirt bike would probably be the best bet. Remember, we are talking about millions of people who are used to cars for transportation and getting food at the supermarket and McDonalds. I don't hold much thought for rational thinking among most people. Not to mention the fact that people will want to bring all their valuables with them..

      --
      wanted: one clever sig,apply within
    151. Re:Early warning by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I'm not [...] certain the New York metropolitan area could be evacuated in 10 days.

      Yeah, you know there would be way more than one idiotic jerk thinking "Oh, a wave 10 meters high? I'll just go into one of those tall buildings so that I'll be above it!

    152. Re:Early warning by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > prior to 2001, the chances of an aeroplane flying into a skyscraper were pretty low, no?

      Well, yes, but it's exactly the same chances of it happening today, minus a handful of idiots who hadn't thought of it before and REALLY think it's a good idea. Limiting that to those dumb enough to think it's a good idea, competant enough to pull it off, and hadn't thought of it before, I think it's a statistically insignificant portion of the population.

    153. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > These things are called an 'act of god' for a reason.

      Yes, because some people need a supernatural explanation for things that are too complex for their ignorant minds to fathom.

      That "ignorant" thing isn't a crack at religion, it's a crack at humanity in general (we're pretty ignorant of the workings of the Earth), so everyone can be P.O.ed at me, not just the christies.

    154. Re:Early warning by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You'd want to start at the top and break away rock and somehow let it slide into the ocean in a controlled and gradual way

      What if the majority of friction holding it together is focused near the top? If so, as soon as we get to a certain point, same result, just slightly smaller. There isn't a simple solution.

    155. Re:Early warning by plj · · Score: 1

      Only if you leave everything behind and _go_.

      Yeah, but at least the people would have been warned then, so it's more like everyone's personal fault to hesitate and make a fatal attempt to take his/hers "precious" stuff with, and not like that the gov't didn't warn them to leave immediately and do it quickly, and not take along any non-vital-property (and oh yes, people usually only realise how little is truly vital when it's way too late).

      Besides, I really, really doubt the abilities of an average American -- whose BMI is far off anything reasonable -- to walk 20 km straight away. Well, an average New Yorker perhaps still, though.

      --
      “Wait for Hurd if you want something real” –Linus
    156. Re:Early warning by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Besides, I really, really doubt the abilities of an average American —
      > whose BMI is far off anything reasonable &#151; to walk 20 km straight away.

      I don't think the *average* American would have any trouble going 12 miles
      in 10 hours on foot, in an emergency. My BMI for example is doubtless rather
      higher than anyone who likes to use the term BMI will consider near reasonable,
      since I wear XL shirts and 38/34 pants, but come on, 12 miles in 10 hours is
      significantly less than two mph average. You could stop and rest for fifteen
      minutes after every fifteen minutes of walking and still make it with four
      hours to spare -- IF you leave everything and just go.

      Granted, there are the elderly who don't have the calcium in their bones to
      walk more than a hundred yards in a day, and the disabled.

      But in any event my point was that a lot of east-coast-dwelling Americans
      would NOT be willing to just pick up and leave.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    157. Re:Early warning by kfg · · Score: 1

      He's baaaaaaaack!

      Funny that people don't usually pick rivers or alcohol abuse as boogeymen.

      Actually, I, at least do. I live on a river. Several of our bars are situated on the river and people put their car in the wrong gear and "back" into the river instead of out their parking space on a fairly regular basis. My sister in law's younger brother drowned when he thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and then go tubing. He was only 15.

      Anyway, good luck with your perilous quest.

      Ah, I wasn't being entirely serious about that whole thing, and the worst thing that happened while I was down there was turning into something of a major tourist attraction for the day. A few dozen people people just had to take my picture, several of them doing the "Will you pose with us" thingy. One guy spent a half hour doing a really nice pencil drawing of me.

      Ah well, "Girl's gotta make a living" and it put rice in my bowl for the week, so everything I do for the rest of the week will be gravy.

      KFG

    158. Re:Early warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wear XL shirts and 38/34 pants

      Who ate all the pies?
      Who ate all the pies?
      You fat bastard,
      You fat bastard,
      You ate all the pies!

    159. Re:Early warning by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the fact that people will want to bring all their valuables with them..
      Or most likely, other people's valuables.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    160. Re:Early warning by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      The geologists believe there would be a couple of weeks warning that it was likely to happen, not a couple of hours that it had. You'd have time to cancel deliveries, buy a tent on ebay and move a few miles to higher ground.
      The disruption & cost would be such that the government wouldn't order (heck, even permit) an evacuation on the basis of "likely". And people would probably ignore it anyway, unless it was a certainty, by which time it would be a little too late.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    161. Re:Early warning by danknight · · Score: 1

      you owe me a new keyboard...

      --
      wanted: one clever sig,apply within
    162. Re:Early warning by jonadab · · Score: 1

      I'll have you know, my parents were married for over a year before I was born.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  4. crap by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1, Funny

    i live in ri.. the OCEAN state im screwed

    --
    [an error occurred while processing this directive]
    1. Re:crap by Holi · · Score: 1

      Ditto here, but from what I have heard about this we should get about 10 hours lead time before the wave would hit us, pleanty of time to, i don't know, drive to the mountains.

      --
      Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.
    2. Re:crap by kinzillah · · Score: 1

      not when everyone else is driving to the mountains too

      --
      Douglas P. Price
    3. Re:crap by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      Rhode Island? Just convince the Pats owner to build a dome with a few extra seats, and voila - your whole state is covered.

    4. Re:crap by orac2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would be impossible to evacate the major cities on the east coast in 10 hours. NYC is probably the worst case scenerio for this: with the exception of The Bronx, the city's boroughs are connected to the mainland by a handful of bridges and tunnels[1].

      With the wave heights involved with the Atlantic Collapse scenario, any building lower than six or seven stories is going to be completely underwater for at least 15 to 20 minutes. Even if you assumed that, say, all taller buildings would survive, for NYC alone, out of a population of 8 million, you're only talking about a carrying capacity in the low hundreds of thousands, or high tens of thousands. Many, if not most, of these survivors would then die of starvation or disease.

      Then there's the fact that most of the east coast is flat: it's quite some driving before most people would get near a mountain, especially when the rising water is likely to be funnelled up densely populated corridors like the Hudson Valley.

      Realistically, to evacuate the East Coast to safe ground, you'd need something on the order of, at least, 10 days, not hours. Even then, I'm not sure it could be done: a single city perhaps, not the entire coast.

      [1] A nuclear power plant on Long Island close to NYC was closed in the 1980's when it was concluded that in the event of an accident, rapid safe evacuation of the city was impossible.

      --
      "Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -- The Brigadier, Dr. Who
    5. Re:crap by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      No problem - we all drive H2s in New England... we can just scramble over each other's car like ants. Driving all that will take a long time, so it's also patricularly fortunate that we are always drinking lattes.

    6. Re:crap by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      I'll be taking a hellicopter up and laughing at you trying to drive away.

  5. Videos of Asian Tsunami... by bc90021 · · Score: 4, Informative

    As anyone who's seen the video's of the Asian Tsunami at video.contemporaryinsanity.org knows, this is not a pleasant thing to contemplate...

    1. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1

      Anyone set up a mirror of the videos? They are getting pretty heavily slashdotted...

    2. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nice plug. nice blatant plug.

    3. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by spac3manspiff · · Score: 1

      heh
      yes, but have you seen SOLOG's post confirming this at alt.contemporary.insanity

    4. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Basehart · · Score: 0

      Why the hell they chose XVID to compress these movies I do not know. If they're going to risk life and limb serving up a trillion hits on this video they may as well use a codec people actually have installed. Ah well, tar.zip binary source code interleaved forked tongues this and that here I come.

    5. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Jay+will · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      damn that Websense

    6. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      What the hell do you use that can't play XVIDs? Perhaps you'd prefer real video, or WMVs?

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    7. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Informative

      The coral cache has caught up with the first and third at this point.

      Add .nyud.net:8090 to the hostpart of the URL's.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    8. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      file won't play on my mac or pc either. wtf is xvid anyways.

    9. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by radixvir · · Score: 4, Informative

      Right click and save - Video 1 2 3 4

    10. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (parent) "Anonymous coward" meet Google.
      Google meet (parent) "Anonymous coward".

      Was it that difficult to find out what XviD is (and what you need to install to play it)?

    12. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by valmont · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've set-up a torrent you can get here. It's got the 4 videos. A couple of us are seeding it right now. Please help.

    13. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by bertnewton · · Score: 1

      Right click

      I'm on a Mac, you insensitive clod!

    14. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by svallarian · · Score: 1

      Note that two of the videos are the same. one just has subtitling.

      --
      I patented screwing your mom. But it got revoked for "prior art."
    15. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      That really wasn't useful as it needs to be compiled, anyways, wanted to let people know that you can get Xvid codec from Divx website.
      http://www.divx-digest.com/software/xvid .html

    16. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why'd they choose xvid? Maybe because MPEGs would be twice as big (or far lower picture quality).

      Since apparently spending 30 seconds searching is too much to ask of you, here's how to play xvids:
      On Windows: go here, download and install ffdshow. Xvid files should now play in whatever video player you use.
      Alternatively, this page has a list of other Xvid binaries you can try, and I believe Divx also will read xvid files if you have it installed.
      On Mac OS: download and run VLC media player

    17. Re:Videos of Asian Tsunami... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      An Anonymous Coward wrote:

      "Why'd they choose xvid? Maybe because MPEGs would be twice as big (or far lower picture quality)."

      You must be talking about an MPEG-2 compliant video codec producing a file twice as big or far lower quality, but I was suggesting any number of other codecs could have been used which wouldn't have required me to track down software to play XviD, yet another in the long line of ISO MPEG-4 compliant video codecs that don't work with the most recent versions of QuickTime or Windows Media Player.

      "Since apparently spending 30 seconds searching is too much to ask of you, here's how to play xvids:"

      Go fuck yourself.

  6. Heh^2 by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Might have something to do with that refurb ICBM in the previous post...

    --
    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
  7. Why Worry? by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Natural Disasters... they can happen at any time, in any place, and most of the time there is no warning.

    Why the big hub-bub? They happen. Its part of living in this giant green and blue globe. Instead of freaking out and building ourselves fallout shelters, how about we all take time to donate time or effort into helping those that are in need from the last disaster?

    --
    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    1. Re:Why Worry? by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      What about moving to places less likely to be affected by a natural disaster?

      --
      When you get to hell -- tell 'em Itchy sent ya!
    2. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'cos you'll end up in a tornado zone or move to a future asteroid impact site or be where the plague hits.

    3. Re:Why Worry? by Se7enLC · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Natural Disasters... they can happen at any time, in any place, and most of the time there is no warning.

      I always turn off the natural disasters when I play. I hate spending all that time building the city only to have Godzilla come crashing through

    4. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whats worse, living in fear of 150 foot waves or having to live in Oklahoma.

    5. Re:Why Worry? by wdd1040 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like where? No where on Earth is less likely than others, just less likely to experience the same as others.

      --
      wdd
    6. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Winnipeg is pretty good, though it's -40 in the winter. No earthquakes, no tornados, no snow storms... just risk of frostbite/hypothermia in the winter and mild risk of flooding. And risk of picking up a really nasty whore.

    7. Re:Why Worry? by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      Where would that be? Any place has the possibilities (anything from volcanos to tsunamis to virus outbreak, etc...). Sure, living at the base of a volcano isn't the best idea, but most people don't live in direct danger.

      --
      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    8. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Why the big hub-bub?

      Because everyone decided to not worry about an Indian Ocean tsunami. "It's unlikely to happen anywhere other than the Pacific Ring of Fire" they said.

      Now we do the intelligent thing, which is learn from past mistakes. With a watch system like the one for the Pacific, we can mitigate the disaster.

      Wouldn't we all feel real stupid if we decided to do nothing and an Atlantic tsunami hit?

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    9. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      might be why lots of american nukes are located in north dakota, about an hour away from winnipeg

    10. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't we all feel real stupid if we decided to do nothing and an Atlantic tsunami hit?

      Just as stupid as we would feel if we spent millions and millions of dollars on the system and nothing happens in the next 100 years.

    11. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wouldn't we all feel real stupid if we decided to do nothing and an Atlantic tsunami hit?

      Personally, I'm of the opinion that wiping out large portions of the population via natural events is a healthy thing for Earth.

      We are already damaging the Earth at an incredible rate and we are doing little to curb our growing populations.

      If a tsunami hit, earthquake split open a huge hole in the middle of Manhatten, or a plague killed off 65% of the world's population it would only be a GOOD thing for the Earth. Portions of the population would survive and go on to eventually create an even better society.

      It's happened in the past and it will happen again. Get over it.

    12. Re:Why Worry? by Bagels · · Score: 1

      No. We'd feel really dead (those of us on the east coast like myself, that is).

      --
      --- Bwah?
    13. Re:Why Worry? by Jarnis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Huh?

      Live far away from coasts of major seas - no risk from tsunamis or hurricanes etc.
      Live far away from tectonic plate edges - no earthquakes
      Skip living in known tornado-happy areas

      Did I miss something major?

      Sure, if a rock falls from the sky, and you happen to be under it, that would Suck(tm), but by choosing where to live you can cut down the risk of natural disasters greatly.

      In fact, nordic countries (with the potential exception of coast of norway) are generally pretty bening areas. Lots of stable bedrock, no faultlines nearby (so earthquakes are almost unheard of). No tornadoes. No major storms - well, there are some, but beyond the norweigan coast the sea areas are not big enough to build up major hurricanes or anything like that. Only major natural disasters I can think of are spring floods caused by packed up ice chunks 'bottling up' major rivers, but even those are avoidable - don't live just a few meters above the water level of a nearby river - the flood risk areas are rather small.

      In Finland a 'major natural disaster' equals to 'storm that toppled over some trees, cutting power from some areas and ripping up some poorly constructed roofs'. Nothing compared to the major stuff in many areas around the world.

    14. Re:Why Worry? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Unlike the folks in Singapore, I do not live in a grass hut. Although I'm right on the coast (Annapolis, MD), I'm about 200ft or so above sea level.

      While I could experience a lot of damage and/or flooding, my house, my family and myself aren't in danger of getting sucked into the Chesapeake any time soon.

      It would be terrible, but the loss of life probably wouldn't compare to last weeks event.

      Nowhere on Earth is immune. It'll either be tornado, earthquake, tsunami, hurricane, drought, pestilence, disease... Of those, tsunami is the least likely.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    15. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, let's hope you're right in the middle of the next disaster, then. I'm sure that would be a GOOD thing.

    16. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth is a big hunk of rock, and doesn't care about us. Why should we care about it?

      And what's the point of a "better" society if everybody is dead?

    17. Re:Why Worry? by RareHeintz · · Score: 1

      Well, a lot of us wouldn't feel stupid, precisely. We'd feel more, I don't know, dead.

    18. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long it will be before "global warming" is blamed for these mega-tsunami's?

    19. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, let's hope you're right in the middle of the next disaster, then. I'm sure that would be a GOOD thing.

      I certainly don't worry about it. It's not something that I sit around and think about how to protect myself from.

      Between tracking the asteroid impact of 29 years from now and all the recent stories (even here on Slashdot where everyone is so quick to blame the government/media for fear mongering) of the tsunami or AIDS or Asian Bird Flu or Pandemic X or Foo I'm just so Cry Wolfed out.

      Fuck it. If I die tomorrow, woot. Perhaps someone will read Slashdot and say, "fuck that guy was right."

      I may not be right but at least I know that YOUR comment will be looked at as the worthless non-sense that it is.

    20. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A big round of applause for Mr. Ras Al Ghul folks...

    21. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hey, Ra's Al Ghul - Batman's looking for you!

      I'd point out that, by your logic, you should immediately kill yourself to better the planet. I would, but I've actually pronouced a few people who did that very thing.

      I'd contend there's still time to change the road we're on. We don't have to go in for your psychotic comic-book villian death-to-humanity scheme to fix things.

      And I'm a pessimist....

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    22. Re:Why Worry? by TopShelf · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Feel free to show us the way and start of with yourself!

      --
      Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
    23. Re:Why Worry? by dorsey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nothing productive will come of this. Right now everyone's gung-ho for watch sytems in the Indian and Atlantic oceans because this is still fresh in everyone's minds (because it's still on TV). But in 10 or 15 years people will be bitching about wasting money on something that will most likely not happen in our lifetimes.

      And the thing is, they will have a point. Our resources are finite and there is no shortage of natural disasters. At some point you just have to roll the dice when allocating those resources, and sometimes it'll come up snakes eyes. That's life.

      --
      hinderfreude ('hin-dur-"froi-d&), n. The feeling of joy derived from being in the way.
    24. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope you are there when it happens. Or better yet, I hope it is someone you love that dies.

    25. Re:Why Worry? by antime · · Score: 1
      Unlike the folks in Singapore, I do not live in a grass hut. Although I'm right on the coast (Annapolis, MD), I'm about 200ft or so above sea level.
      The 1958 Alaska tsunami discussed in the article produced a wave 500 meters high. That's over 1600 feet. Are you sure you're high enough?
    26. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1

      I spend large chunks of my income on things that, God willing, I'll never use.

      There's smoke detectors, carbon monoxide detectors (digital - we've got parrots and need all the warning we can get), life insurance, house insurance, hand gun, car...uh, I've used that in the past year...never mind that one. I get my furnace checked every year. There's lots of stuff I do that are in case a very unlikely event happens.

      Come to think of it, between parrots, high power rocketry, and target shooting, my hobbies devote a lot of time to preventing the unlikely. I guess leaving the cockatoo loose unsupervised in the dining room taught me a lesson. You'd be amazed at how quickly that bird managed to take a 3 ft. long strip 2 in. deep out of a mahogany dinette. Yes, the bird's still alive.

      It was a near thing, though....

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    27. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two days ago.

    28. Re:Why Worry? by jhobbs · · Score: 1
      Whats worse, living in fear of 150 foot waves or having to live in Oklahoma.

      One word. . . Tornadoes.

    29. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope you are there when it happens. Or better yet, I hope it is someone you love that dies.

      So what? People die in car accidents, of disease, and old age. It fucking happens. Big deal.

    30. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Am Not An Explosives Expert but cant we take this volcano out in chunks ourselves? Skillfully blow out pieces of the rock? Is anyone thinking of a prevention solution?

    31. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Hey, I live in Western PA. It's almost guaranteed that if it happens, I'll be one of the folks helping clean up afterward.

      After working two plane crashes and a bunch of other disaster crap, my brain's had about all it really wants. At least for me, I'll feel really stupid. I could have been home sitting on the couch watching "Law and Order" reruns with the late Jerry Orbach, but no! I've got to drag my tucas to yet another temporary morgue.

      Even worse, it's almost guaranteed all the computers in the morgue will still be running Windows NT.

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    32. Re:Why Worry? by Taladar · · Score: 1

      Don't live near rivers that tend to flood sometimes. Thats about as bad as it gets here in Germany but you can easily avoid it by staying away from those rivers.

    33. Re:Why Worry? by DogDude · · Score: 1

      It's funny you say that... I just got finished reading some article (CNN, I think), in which a tourist said that she was surprised that after the waves, the area where she was staying no longer stank of sewage. She was shocked at how clean it smelled. That struck me as very fitting...

      --
      I don't respond to AC's.
    34. Re:Why Worry? by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      Why the big hub-bub? They happen. Its part of living in this giant green and blue globe. Instead of freaking out and building ourselves fallout shelters, how about we all take time to donate time or effort into helping those that are in need from the last disaster?

      Perhaps because some of us are planners and prefer investing what little time and money we have into protecting our families from the possible tragedies in our own lives.

      Preparing for retirement (loss of income), children's college (loss of opportunity), or building substantial homes with foundations (loss of trailer/mobile home). This sort of long-term planning isn't cheap and often prevents those of us paying already oppressive taxes (which are redirected toward disaster victims without any credit to us) from contributing additional income toward those who must react to the tragedies that have befallen them.

      In a world of six billion, there will ALWAYS be tragedies. People are going to die. People are going to lose homes, lives, children. Some of those people will even have prepared for the worst and merely have been in the wrong place at the wrong time. And yes, that could be you on a vacation you saved ten years to take.

      For those of you wondering how your $500 contribution can possibly make a difference: It cannot. Chances are even that $1.8M over on Amazon will get lost in the bureaucracy. Or someone will buy food with it that will spoil in customs because the roads to the devastated areas are closed. If sending blind cash makes you feel better, go for it. If joining the Red Cross/Peace Corps floats your boat, I admire that. More power to you, at least your time/money will be spent effectively.

      But here's another way you can contribute to disaster victim relief: If you're living in a trailer park or a straw hut on the shores of some ocean, I suggest you take what spare cash you can muster up and do the responsible thing: Move. Build a taller, concrete house. Insist your dwelling/workplace is up to code. Try to store some fresh water/food in your pantry. Do what you can to avoid being a victim when the disaster strikes your neighborhood.

      Planning puts you in the driver's seat. Puts you on the rescue crew rather than the victim list. And it can make a huge difference to those you care about the most.

      --
      These opinions guaranteed or your money back.
    35. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      How much would a tsunami warning system have cost up to this point? How much are we spending on just helping the survivors? Did you notice the hit the stock market took with this news?

      This is one where it would have been cost-effective.

      I insure my automobile. I don't ensure my radio controlled car. I can afford to lose the latter, I can't afford the uncompensated loss of the former.

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    36. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe what she was saying was that after she left the area, she couldn't smell the raw sewage - the tsunami caused sewage systems to overflow.

    37. Re:Why Worry? by victorvodka · · Score: 1

      Nordic countries, like all of Northern Europe, need to be concerned about the failure of the Gulf Stream and the instant commencing of an iceage due to (ironically) global warming. That wouldn't kill you if you moved, but it would certainly devalue your property in a hurry. No place is safe.

      --

      The flag just makes more sense than the constitution. - Judas Gutenberg

    38. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey fuckhead - Singapore has one of the highest per capita incomes in the world. They don't live in grass huts.

    39. Re:Why Worry? by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Why would a tourist visit an area that stinks of sewage?

    40. Re:Why Worry? by DownTownMT · · Score: 1

      killed off 65% of the world's population it would only be a GOOD thing for the Earth.

      While you might have a valid argument, would it change if you or loved ones were part of that 65%?

      --
      "Insert Sig Here"
    41. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several years ago some oceanographers and seismologists became alarmed over the hundreds of billions of tons of sediment that has accumulated on the continental shelf of North America off both coasts.

      Their concern is that a major undersea earthquake would send the sediment (made of human waste and generations-worth of eroded topsoil) hurtling to the seabed.

      The resulting tsunami would dwarf anything that we could imagine and destroy both coasts here and coasts on the other side of both oceans.

      IMO that is reason enough to worry.

    42. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Links? I could use something else to scare my paranoid friends with.

    43. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would a tourist visit an area that stinks of sewage?

      Maybe they were French and homesick?

    44. Re:Why Worry? by Mantorp · · Score: 1
      There's smoke detectors, carbon monoxide detectors (digital - we've got parrots...

      That's a funny way to justify having something that would save your life.

    45. Re:Why Worry? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      And I'm a pessimist....

      Well no shit, Mr. "It Won't Work".

      --
      No comment.
    46. Re:Why Worry? by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1
      Personally, I'm of the opinion that wiping out large portions of the population via natural events is a healthy thing for Earth.

      Especially if that includes most of Washington, D.C...

      It's a joke. Laugh.

    47. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Well no shit, Mr. "It Won't Work".

      Phleg - psst!

      You missed something! Try reading it again. It happens....

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    48. Re:Why Worry? by synesis · · Score: 1

      Around 7,000 years ago (I think) an undersea landslide sent a 150 ft high wave from Norway across the North Sea into Scotland. Still feel that safe?

    49. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      That's a funny way to justify having something that would save your life.

      Sorry, I live with a number of birds and assume everyone is up on peculiarities of avian biochemistry.

      Parrots have a much higher metabolic rate than humans. So the CO level that will kill a parrot is far lower than the level that will kill a human. Non-digital readout smoke detectors go off long after all the birds in the house are dead. With the digital ones, at least there's a chance I'll notice the readout before tragedy strikes, or at least figure out sooner why birds are dying. [shudder]

      A friend and his wife and children were saved by the death of their parrot. The bird screamed, died, waking the father. He figured things out and got everyone out of the house in time. I think the kids only stayed in the hospital overnight as a precaution.

      I should Ask Slashdot - is there a CO detector available or one that I could home-brew (would only be used as a backup - I've seen my soldering joints) that would alarm at a level I set?

      (The non-digital readout CO detectors are cheaper, btw.)

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    50. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are conflicting reports of exactly how high the tsunami in Alaska was. This site: http://www.tulane.edu/~sanelson/geol204/tsunami.ht m says it was only 60m. This site: http://www.emporia.edu/earthsci/student/geert1/tri gger.htm mentions the 525m height, but attributes it to a variety of conditions including a rockfall and a glacial outburst flood. The likelyhood of a 500+ meter tsunami hitting Annapolis is extraordinarly low without mitigating circumstances (such as a rather large rock hitting the ocean, at which point the tsunami will be the least of our worries.)

    51. Re:Why Worry? by AmigaAvenger · · Score: 1

      and don't forget, half the antiqued (and rapidly decaying) russian ICBM arsenal aimed at ND. (because of the large # of nukes we USED to have here...)

    52. Re:Why Worry? by whoopass · · Score: 1

      Go ahead take one for the cause. Meanwhile, I'll keep working my way to tsunami/earthquake/you-name-it shelters so we have a viable source of food+water in case sh*t happens.

    53. Re:Why Worry? by master_p · · Score: 1

      Politicians and enterpreneurs will survive though...

    54. Re:Why Worry? by SC_shooter · · Score: 1

      We are already damaging the Earth at an incredible rate and we are doing little to curb our growing populations. Damaging the earth?? IF all people were to vanish from the face of the earth, in a few thousand years, you wouldn't even be able to tell that people had ever lived here. The earth will be just no matter what kind of "damage" we do.

    55. Re:Why Worry? by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      WARNING: Do not taunt happy fun volcano.

      This just seems like the kind of good intention that's bound to ironically cause the problem trying to be avoided.

    56. Re:Why Worry? by dorsey · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. We know that it would have been cost effective only because it already happened. Hindsight will always be 20/20.

      Your insurance analogy is too simplistic. This is like reducing your collision coverage so that you can buy expensive terrorist insurance. While it's quite likely that there will be future terrorist attacks that will destroy peoples' cars, the odds that it will happen to you specifically are fairly small. And if it ends up not happening and you get into a run of the mill accident, you've screwed yourself.

      --
      hinderfreude ('hin-dur-"froi-d&), n. The feeling of joy derived from being in the way.
    57. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whats it like to be a cunt? my girlfriend missed dying on chennai beach by 5 minutes. glad u think that killing her would be good for the earth.

    58. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming doesn't happen in a hurry, so no, it wouldn't devalue your property in a hurry.

    59. Re:Why Worry? by CoronalPendragon · · Score: 1

      I am no Seismologist, but if I recall, the 9.0 Earthquake in the early 1800's in Missouri was not near a fault line either, but smack in the middle of a plate.

    60. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What about those numerous nuclear powerplants that are about to fail right across the border to Russia?

      Sure, they aren't natural disasters per se, but I wouldn't like to live next to a Chernobyl.

    61. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh damn... You're a douchebag.

    62. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Douche bag.

    63. Re:Why Worry? by cpt_rhetoric · · Score: 1

      Exactly. What we should really worry about is the building of a Galactic Highway.

    64. Re:Why Worry? by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      Why the big hub-bub? They happen. Its part of living in this giant green and blue globe. Instead of freaking out and building ourselves fallout shelters, how about we all take time to donate time or effort into helping those that are in need from the last disaster?
      Uh, because prevention is a fuckload cheaper than rebuilding, and most people don't really want to be killed by a disaster if they can prevent it?
      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    65. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for stating the obvious non-solution and ask a question that clearly was answered by the article. You contribute nothing to this world. Go kill yourself.

    66. Re:Why Worry? by Zeal17 · · Score: 1

      I thought parrots WERE carbon monoxide detectors. That's why they bring canaries into mines, right? They are just the kind that make loud annoying sounds when everything is OK as opposed to when there is a problem.

      --

      "If it sucks without butter, it still sucks with butter, only creamier." - AC
    67. Re:Why Worry? by technomom · · Score: 1

      Two words: Timothy McVeigh.

      JoAnn

    68. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe one day u'll meet someone who actually likes u and cares about u and will miss u when you're swept out to sea. Or maybe u'll just read slashdot r whole life.

    69. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because everything you need to survive seems to only exist on this big hunk of rock that doesn't care about you, is provided for free, and can't yet be completely understood and thus cannot be recreated easily if at all.

      And the chances of everyone dying from a large natural disaster are way smaller than a large natural disaster occuring in the first place.

      Finally, you're a douchebag.

    70. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking bleeding heart hippie douchebag.

    71. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If melting polar ice caps cause the sea level to rise sufficiently (something predicted as a possible effect of global warming), there may still be reason for concern, so I'd add "live as far inland as possible" to the list.

      It's a disaster that isn't going to happen as suddenly as a tsunami, but it could force a huge amount of people to move, devalue real-estate etc.

    72. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but if you do all that to be safe, you still live in Finland. its safe, but how much fun can you have?

    73. Re:Why Worry? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Or those in Sweden. Considering how poorly furniture and trains build in Sweden are designed, danes are really woried about Barsebeck just off the coast of Copenhagen (hey, lets place a nuclear powerplant near Denmark so they will die rather than us!),

    74. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wouldn't we all feel real stupid if we decided to do nothing and an Atlantic tsunami hit?

      I live in Colorado, so I'd probably feel real smart, actually.

    75. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His plan wasn't "death to humanity", it was death to a large chunk of humanity. 65%? That still leaves 3.9 billion people. Quite a bit of humanity, if you ask me. More than enough to perpetuate society after a decades of a new dark age, where the gene pool gets cleansed and those who truly aren't survivors die and those more fit live on.

      C'mon, this is slashdot!! Where you're supposed to be all into apocalyptic cyber-punk-style stories!! You seriously sound like a hippie douchebag loser. People die, people die a lot. You can't mitigate a truly large natural disaster, and if you do the returns would be slim to none. Get over yourself and your species.

    76. Re:Why Worry? by rodrigo_braz · · Score: 1

      Well, if this is about areas without major natural disasters, what about Brazil?

      No volcanos, tornados or hurricanes, no earthquakes and tsunamis, not even snow or (real) cold weather.

      Although, granted, poverty, crime and the occasional flood.

    77. Re:Why Worry? by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      Manhatten?

      As a Virginian I'd much prefer we lose California along their fault line.

      Nothing personal, ya bunch of liberal asshats :-) hahah I kid I kid.

      No seriously.

      Wonder if the poster read Margaret Atwood's "Oryx and Crake"

      --
      Blessed be he who reads this post, Cursed be he who tells my boss.
    78. Re:Why Worry? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 1

      WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!! News at 11...

      Seriously, this stuff gets obsessed on because so many people eat it up. There's something in the human psyche (our BIOS or OS, perhaps?) that thrives on fear. Michael Chricton touches on that a bit in his new book, State of Fear (link is commission-free). In any case, it appears that most people need something to be afraid of - a Red Menace / Cold War, environmental distaster, terrorism, angry gods, etc. This has been exploited by religious leaders and politicians since the beginning of mankind, but now the media is using it to sell, sell, sell. News, books, and movies about the end of the world get lots of attention and make lots of money.

      Myself, I realize that I can't control these things and just try to enjoy each day.

      --

      Help save the critically endangered Blue Iguana
    79. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Everyone dies. If i died via a huge earthquake or other natural disaster, oh well. At least this time it's not humans killing other humans. It's just shit happening. And...well...last time i checked, shit happens.

    80. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd contend there's still time to change the road we're on.

      Yet there's absolutely no indication that we will.

      Americans will continue to drive wasteful cars, the entire planet will continue to squander resources in pursuit of fashion, and religious fundamentalists will continue to have ten children for the glory of their god.

      Tell me, what evidence do you see of an about-face of the magnitude needed to save the planet?

    81. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define "good for the Earth." Who are you to determine what is good or bad? In nature, things simply are.

    82. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, most cities would still exist as ruins. But you are right...though in a douche bag kind of way, ignoring their actual point and arguing semantics. Damaging earth, from the parent's point of view, means degrading the current chemical, physical, and biological features that humans evolved with, and thus depend on. The earth will change to counter whatever we do and restore ballance, but the quesiton is wether society, as we know it, will be able to change as fast as the earth does, or if the changes made will still be hospitable to humans. That's the question here...not whether the earth will be able to recover from damage done to it.

      But yeah, you're a douche bag.

    83. Re:Why Worry? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      No, by his logic he said "wiping out large portions of the population" and "[p]ortions of the population would survive". It is logically consistent to simply and easily assume he figures on being one of the survivors ... to be alive after such a culling.

      So ... you called it right the first time: Ra's Al Ghul. The "Demon" was always up to some genocidal scheme or another, in which he'd rule a vastly depopulated Earth.

      Don't think there aren't many of us out here that feel the same way. There's only so much stooopid you can watch before you start thinking that perhaps Darwin was really onto something.

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    84. Re:Why Worry? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      There are models that predict catastrophic climate change on the order of 5-10 years, so yes, it could happen.

      If my memory serves, one such model predicts the north pole heating up enough that large chunks of ice start will start slipping off. This will push the currents that keep northern Europe warm further south, and suddenly northen Europe is in a deep freeze.

    85. Re:Why Worry? by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      If you lost California along the San Andreas fault (which i assume you're referring to), you would lose a huge chunk of the US's economic center, a huge amount of fertile land that probably grows food you eat and cotton for the clothes you wear. Trust me, the "liberal asshats" in California would love nothing more than this exact thing to happen. Why? Along with all the economic wealth, California also has a bunch of de-commissioned military bases that, if need be, can be recommissioned and blow Virginia to ash and dust. What would be lost then? Oh...fuck what would we lose?! Tobacco...and fucktards?

    86. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and I like bulldozing churches.

    87. Re:Why Worry? by Forezt · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our diabolical overlords.

    88. Re:Why Worry? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      I have to aggree to you on that. I personally think we need to allow nature to choose it's path more. We are very much altering the ways things should go...natural selection, etc. Just my $0.02

      --
      "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
    89. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Personally, I'm of the opinion that wiping out large portions of the population via natural events is a healthy thing for Earth.


      You like it because 90% of the people who die are poor brown people, you racist fuck.

    90. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      I thought parrots WERE carbon monoxide detectors.

      As Dr. Pepperberg's Alex has shown, parrots are capable of cognitive feats normally associated with five year olds. At least three of ours are tool users and can use language to a limited degree - far better than any dog I've owned.

      It's rather difficult to think of them as tools to be sacrificed.

      So I asked Cirrus the African Grey what she thought of your idea. Cirrus' reply was "Pppppt!"

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    91. Re:Why Worry? by Unknown+Lamer · · Score: 1

      You can drink a lot, smoke a lot of pot, and start a successful death metal band.

      The CoB guys say there isn't much else to do in Finald but that sounds like fun to me ... (the guitarist was drunk off of his ass at the time while wearing a Heinekin bottle and declaring himself the "King of Mother Fucking Finland" Feeeenland).

      --

      HAL 7000, fewer features than the HAL 9000, but just as homicidal!
    92. Re:Why Worry? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      You recall incorrectly, sorry. Turns out that Missouri is extremely active seismically, and there are numerous fault lines there.

      Google it, sorry I just closed the tab that discussed it. But googling Missouri earthquake will tell you everything you ever wanted to know about it.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    93. Re:Why Worry? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Well, if this is about areas without major natural disasters, what about Brazil?

      Then, you said:

      Although, granted, poverty, crime and the occasional flood.

      Bingo!

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    94. Re:Why Worry? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I should Ask Slashdot - is there a CO detector available or one that I could home-brew (would only be used as a backup - I've seen my soldering joints) that would alarm at a level I set?

      YOu've already got the birds in your house, sounds like you have a solid warning system in place for any possible gaseous suffocation hazard that might happen.

      Just remember to air out the house before you eat your dead birds.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    95. Re:Why Worry? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      We'd also lose the MPAA and the RIAA!!!!!! I like this idea! Then Austin really will be the Live Music Capitol of the World!!!!

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    96. Re:Why Worry? by Phleg · · Score: 1

      I was trying to be funny =(

      --
      No comment.
    97. Re:Why Worry? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      But how much would it have cost to have a few people in strategic positions with telephones that they could call and say "A tsunami is headed your way"?

      How much would it have cost to have a set of seismologists (who already exist) watching the area (which they're already doing) also estimate the risk of tsunami after an earthquake, and then just warn people about it?

      There's a fair amount of disaster preparation in the US that isn't disaster-centric and can be applied to any disaster as needed. India and Indonesia (and slowly the rest of the area hit by this latest tsunami will have to) have admitted they could have done better. I suspect there's at least a few formerly corrupt government officials rethinking their personal philosophies while they realize it is their responsibility to deal with this disaster, whether or not the blame is theirs, the responsibility is.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    98. Re:Why Worry? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      Ok, then I was the one that missed it!

      Sorry about that, Chief!

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    99. Re:Why Worry? by rodrigo_braz · · Score: 1

      If you want to avoid floods, I guess you will have to move to the middle of some desert.

    100. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And here's a song to sing while we wait:

      Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will.
      I sure could use a vacation from this
      Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
      freaks
      Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
      The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
      Any fucking time. any fucking day.
      Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

      Fret for your figure and
      Fret for your latte and
      Fret for your lawsuit and
      Fret for your hairpiece and
      Fret for your prozac and
      Fret for your pilot and
      Fret for your cable and
      Fret for your car.
      It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
      Freaks
      Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
      The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
      Any fucking time. any fucking day.
      Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
      Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
      Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
      Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
      Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
      Some say the end is near.
      Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
      I certainly hope we will cuz
      I sure could use a vacation from this
      Silly shit, stupid shit...
      One great big festering neon distraction,
      I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
      Learn to swim.
      Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
      Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.
      Learn to swim.
      Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and
      Fuck all his clones.
      Fuck all those gun-toting
      Hip gangster wannabes.
      Learn to swim.
      Fuck retro anything.
      Fuck your tattoos.
      Fuck all you junkies and
      Fuck your short memory.
      Learn to swim.
      Fuck smiley glad-hands
      With hidden agendas.
      Fuck these dysfunctional,
      Insecure actresses.
      Learn to swim.
      Cuz I'm praying for rain
      And I'm praying for tidal waves
      I wanna see the ground give way.
      I wanna watch it all go down.
      Mom please flush it all away.
      I wanna watch it go right in and down.
      I wanna watch it go right in.
      Watch you flush it all away.
      Time to bring it down again.
      Don't just call me pessimist.
      Try and read between the lines.
      I can't imagine why you wouldn't
      Welcome any change, my friend.
      I wanna see it all come down.


      And if you're in any doubt, I concur with your post; the problem is that many power-hungry bastards rely on a steadily increasing world population in order to keep their economical system operational. Hence, they'll do anything to prevent all loss of cheap labour/wage-slaves, albeit natural disasters such as a 9.0 quake coupled with a tsunami would be too much to handle, even for those who believe conquering their fellow man and the whole fscking planet to be a birthright.

    101. Re:Why Worry? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      If you want to avoid floods, I guess you will have to move to the middle of some desert.

      Oh no! Sandstorms! Tornadoes! Flash floods! (yes, even the sahara gets flash floods)

      Sorry, as far as I know, there's *no place* on earth that is safe from natural disaster. Just choose your poison. I chose tornado, so I live in Texas. I really enjoy the weather surrounding all the natural disasters in central Texas.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    102. Re:Why Worry? by anagama · · Score: 1

        • Personally, I'm of the opinion that wiping out large portions of the population via natural events is a healthy thing for Earth.


        Especially if that includes most of Washington, D.C...

        It's a joke. Laugh.

      If you took out the "It's a joke" part, you'd probably get modded insightful ... and for good reason!

      --
      What changed under Obama? Nothing Good
    103. Re:Why Worry? by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      OMG dude, it was a joke calm down.

      You want to know what you'd lose? AMERICA ONLINE!!!!1!one!! How about that?! WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

      Besides Virginia has military bases. Like Quantico, Camp Peary, the largest naval base in the world (Norfolk), you know, small stuff *cough*. We've also got the base that will receive the first squadron of F-22s when they go active. Oh, we've also got a branch of Nasa here. So lets see, Quantico, Norfolk, Ft Eustis, Ft Monroe, Ft Story, Camp Peary, Langley Air Force Base, Langley (as in the HQ of the CIA), Oceana Naval Air Base.. And for the most part I'm just listing a few locating within a 30sq mi section..

      But hey, we're just VA. :-) Oh, and our bases are currently active.

      BTW, we also grow peanuts.

      --
      Blessed be he who reads this post, Cursed be he who tells my boss.
    104. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wouldn't we all feel real stupid if we decided to do nothing and an Atlantic tsunami hit?
      Count on it.
    105. Re:Why Worry? by danila · · Score: 1

      Interesting and quite wise. Do you have a cryonic suspension policy, though?

      BTW, you might enjoy seeing Final Destination and its sequel.

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    106. Re:Why Worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "so yes, it could happen."

      Key word: "could.

      A meteor could crash down on your house tomorrow, that doesn't mean it likely will, or any reason to believe that it will.

    107. Re:Why Worry? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Fine, there is actually a realistic, if remote, chance that it will happen.

  8. Wikipedia by Andorion · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's the Wiki link for a Megatsunami. Here's an excerpt:

    "During an eruption that is anticipated to occur sometime within the next few thousand years the western half of the island, weighing perhaps 500 billion tonnes, will catastrophically slide into the ocean. This will inevitably generate a megatsunami which will travel across the Atlantic and strike the Caribbean and the Eastern American seaboard several hours later with a wave possibly 90 meters (300 feet) high, resulting in massive coastal devastation.

    1. Re:Wikipedia by Altus · · Score: 5, Interesting



      one has to wonder if we could defuse the problem by putting that mass in the water now, in a controlled manner. couldnt we start blowing off chunks of the island now and minimize the impact of any possible eruption?

      clearly you would have to be very careful and the cost would be very high, but if everyone is certain that this mega tsunami is going to happen wouldnt it make sense to spend the money up front rather than on disaster relief?

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    2. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a pretty cool idea, one I haven't heard before... I wonder if this has been considered/discussed before?

    3. Re:Wikipedia by bje2 · · Score: 1

      that's a great thought...but, i have a question...even in a controlled manner, isn't dumping 500 billions tons worth of land mass gonna into the ocean gonna cause some water levels somewhere to rise? sure, it won't be all at once in a 300 ft wave (which would be pretty cool), but i'm guessing you'd still be flooding a lot of land...

      --

      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    4. Re:Wikipedia by nbert · · Score: 1

      Well if it's such a big deal why don't we at least consider to ablate the parts which could possibly fall of?

      Might sound naive and there might be the risk of triggering the landslip during the process, but wouldn't it be an option? I guess the people living on La Palma wouldn't be happy about it, but if so much is at stake...
      (and yes, I've been there so I know that we are talking about moving some rocks)

      On a side note there is a giant crack about 2 meters wide and deep going through half of the island. I can't really remember any details, but it was caused by an earthquake and might be a leading sign.

    5. Re:Wikipedia by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      No, I don't think that's a big problem. The problem is all of it falling in at the same time, not that it will raise sea levels by any significant amount. However, the parent's suggestion will not be implemented, because no politican can justify a cost that has no immediate reward. Hell, it's hard enough funding the space program, which may very well save our ass in a few hundred years time, let alone a thousand for a tsunami.

    6. Re:Wikipedia by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

      Where's the cost? You could probably do it for a few million or less, which is nothing to a government agency. All you need are a few geologists and some dynamite. Of course, the same could be said for any persons who might WANT to create a 300 ft wall of water and send it at the eastern coast of the Americas. So who knows.

    7. Re:Wikipedia by garbletext · · Score: 1

      It's the friggin' OCEAN.

    8. Re:Wikipedia by mOoZik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm thinking billions. Each dynamite can only blast a few hundred or thousand pounds of Earth. 500 billion tons is 1000000000000000 pounds. It take time (multiplied by labor), dynamite (as I've mentioned), related survey equipment, transportation & logistics costs, and so on, thus probably pushing the cost into billions. It costs about $50,000 - $100,000 to demolish a 5,000 square foot residential structure. Compare that to 500 billion tons, even though you don't have to worry about carting all the junk away. Still, it would be a massive project.

    9. Re:Wikipedia by bje2 · · Score: 1

      they talk all the time about how melting polar ice caps are causing water levels to rise...so, you're telling me that dumping 500 billions tons of land mass into the ocean wouldn't cause water levels to rise???

      --

      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    10. Re:Wikipedia by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


      I wonder how they make this estimate. Is this worst case, as in calculating the energy of suddenly dropping that much rock at one point in the ocean? It is more likely that 500 billion tonnes happens in big chunks at differnt points on the island.

      Why don't geologists plant big explosives and whittle the island away?

      --
      -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
    11. Re:Wikipedia by cmj · · Score: 1
      What's also interesting is one of the buried links... to the BBC which begins by saying "The risk of a landslide in the Canary Islands causing a tidal wave (tsunami) able to devastate America's east coast is vastly overstated."

      It seems that even scientists can't seem to agree on the level of risk of this actually happening. Until they do I'm not leaving Boston for the midwest.

    12. Re:Wikipedia by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Not to any significant degree, imo. Polar ice caps would cause the levels to rise because they introduce water to the oceans, instead of just displacing it.

    13. Re:Wikipedia by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but chemical explosives wouldn't do it. Would have to use nukes (small, low yield devices set up to minimize any radiological damage, naturally). Might be the only good use the damn things could ever be put to, but don't expect it to happen.

    14. Re:Wikipedia by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Insightful
      so, you're telling me that dumping 500 billions tons of land mass into the ocean wouldn't cause water levels to rise???

      Of course it will rise. Do the math: 500e9 tons of rock ~= 100e9 m^3; ocean area ~= 3.6e14 m^2 -> water level rises about 0.27 millimeters. A measurable amount, but well less than 1/1000 of what they're speculating that melting glaciers might cause.

    15. Re:Wikipedia by stanleypane · · Score: 0

      Ever filled a glass with water and ice to the brim and let it sit for a while? What happens when the ice melts? The water levels stay the same. Frozen water displaces the same amount of volume as liquid water.

      I am in know way implying that this is the same scenario for polar ice caps. Many ice caps exist on top of large pieces of land and never really add any water until they melt.

      You could try a similar experiment in your kitchen to show how land mass would raise water levels by using sand and water. Very basic science folks.

      Displacing is the key word here. If you displace anything, it needs to go elsewhere. Unless the laws of gravity decide to jump ship when this thing blows, you can bet your ass that the amount of water displaced will have a definite effect on water levels. Even if it isn't visibly noticeable it will effect it in some manner.

    16. Re:Wikipedia by NearlyHeadless · · Score: 5, Informative
      One should note that the prediction of this megatsunami is very much the minority position among scientists.

      See Tidal wave threat 'over-hyped' at the BBC web site, and this statement from the Tsunami Society:

      MEGA TSUNAMI HAZARDS
      January 15, 2003

      The mission of the Tsunami Society includes "the dissemination of knowledge about tsunamis to scientists, officials, and the public". We have established a committee of private, university, and government scientists to accomplish part of this goal by correcting misleading or invalid information released to public about this hazard. We can supply both valid, correct and important information and advice to the public, and the names of reputable scientists active in the field of tsunami, who can provide such information.

      Most recently, the Discovery Channel has replayed a program alleging potential destruction of coastal areas of the Atlantic by tsunami waves which might be generated in the near future by a volcanic collapse in the Canary Islands. Other reports have involved a smaller but similar catastrophe from Kilauea volcano on the island of Hawai`i. They like to call these occurences "mega tsunamis". We would like to halt the scaremongering from these unfounded reports. We wish to provide the media with factual information so that the public can be properly informed about actual hazards of tsunamis and their mitigation.

      Here are a set of facts, agreed on by committee members, about the claims in these reports:

      - While the active volcano of Cumbre Vieja on Las Palma is expected to erupt again, it will not send a large part of the island into the ocean, though small landslides may occur. The Discovery program does not bring out in the interviews that such volcanic collapses are extremely rare events, separated in geologic time by thousands or even millions of years.

      - No such event - a mega tsunami - has occurred in either the Atlantic or Pacific oceans in recorded history. NONE.

      - The colossal collapses of Krakatau or Santorin (the two most similar known happenings) generated catastrophic waves in the immediate area but hazardous waves did not propagate to distant shores. Carefully performed numerical and experimental model experiments on such events and of the postulated Las Palma event verify that the relatively short waves from these small, though intense, occurrences do not travel as do tsunami waves from a major earthquake.

      - The U.S. volcano observatory, situated on Kilauea, near the current eruption, states that there is no likelihood of that part of the island breaking off into the ocean.

      - These considerations have been published in journals and discussed at conferences sponsored by the Tsunami Society.

      Some papers on this subject include:

      "Evaluation of the threat of Mega Tsunami Generation From ....Volcanoes on La Palma ... and Hawaii", George Pararas-Carayannis, in Science of Tsunami Hazards, Vol 20, No.5, pages 251-277, 2002.

      "Modeling the La Palma Landslide Tsunami", Charles L. Mader, in Science of Tsunami Hazards, Vol. 19, No. 3, pages 160-180, 2001.

      "Volcano Growth and the Evolution of the Island of Hawaii", J.G. Moore and D.A.Clague, in the Geologic Society of America Bulletin, 104, 1992.

      Committee members for this report include:

      Mr. George Curtis, Hilo, HI (Committee Chairman) 808-963-6670

      Dr. Tad Murty, Ottawa, Canada, 613-731-8900

      Dr. Laura Kong, Honolulu, HI, 808-532-6422

      Dr. George Pararas-Carayannis, Honolulu, HI, 808-943-1150

      Dr. Charles L. Mader, Los Alamos, NM, 808-396-9855

      and all can comment on this or other tsunami matters.

      For information regarding the Tsunami Society and its publications, visit: www.sthjo

    17. Re:Wikipedia by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Nukes could throw the whole thing into the ocean: we don't want that. A tiny bit at a time until it is harmless.

    18. Re:Wikipedia by Artfldgr · · Score: 1

      excuse me? you have the first statement wrong... frozen water displaces more water than when liquid.. when water freezes it expands.... the level actually goes down by the difference of the olume expanded and liquid.. not to mention to subtract the small amount evaporating while your waiting for it to melt...

    19. Re:Wikipedia by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      It seems that even scientists can't seem to agree on the level of risk of this actually happening. Until they do I'm not leaving Boston for the midwest.

      After all, there's about as much a chance of a tsunami sweeping away Boston as there is the Red Sox winning the World Series...

      --
      Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
    20. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!!! This is may be repeating Wikipedia info, but it's linking and digesting it correctly so we don't have to. Good stuff.

    21. Re:Wikipedia by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      No they couldn't. Even the biggest hydrogen bombs wouldn't be enough. Even if they were, you could just use low-yield nukes.

    22. Re:Wikipedia by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 0

      Pour ice into a glass. Fill it up with water so that the water level is at the very top of the glass. When the ice melts, tell me how much water left the glass.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    23. Re:Wikipedia by vanye · · Score: 1


      Why would the government want to difuse it ?

      If we drop the mass now in one big lump we can wipe out all the right coast Democrates in one easy move.

      Then it will be Bush forever...

      "Your tax dollars at work for a bright new future"

    24. Re:Wikipedia by Datasage · · Score: 1

      I have heard about this too. But really it depends how the explosion happens.

      To paraphrase an analogy: If you drop a brick in a bathtub you get a very big splash. But if you break that brick up into many pieces, you only get lots of little splashes.

      --
      In America we are imprisoned by our fear of them.
    25. Re:Wikipedia by at_18 · · Score: 1

      frozen water displaces more water than when liquid.. when water freezes it expands.

      So you answered this yourself. When water freezes it expands, and suddenly peeks out to displace some air instead of water. The amount of water displaced is the same that went into forming the ice, not more, not less.

    26. Re:Wikipedia by Shalda · · Score: 4, Informative

      No good. The real mass to be worried about is several square miles of ocean floor shifting. Secondly, this is only a highly speculative event. The Atlantic has very low tectonic activity. Thirdly, the Atlantic has a feature which stunts the formation of trans-oceanic tsunami. Specificly, the mid-atlantic ridge. If you look at the physics of a tsunami, it's about a vertical volume of water moving laterally. It gets big as it gets shallow. The mid-atlantic ridge will cause a good portion of the wave to rise up and crash out in the middle of nowhere dissapating much of the energy. It's really no coincidance that the eastern US has never seen a major tidal wave.

    27. Re:Wikipedia by terrymr · · Score: 1

      ice shouldn't displace more that it's mass in water ... unless there is some physical barrier preventing it from floating.

    28. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      excuse me? you have the first statement wrong... frozen water displaces more water than when liquid.. when water freezes it expands

      Were you asleep during 7th grade science class? I'll clue you in. See, there was this guy back during the Roman empire named Archimedes. Are you still with me? He said that the buoyant force is equal to the weight of the displaced fluid. You got that? Equal. Frozen water can't displace more water than liquid water because it weighs the same whether it is liquid or ice. When you put 1oz of water in the freezer, you get a 1oz ice cube.

      Retard.

    29. Re:Wikipedia by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      I would tend to think that blowing chunks off would cause vibrations and mass shifting that would make the mass more likely to slide off.

    30. Re:Wikipedia by Artfldgr · · Score: 1

      water expands when frozen.. this causes its specific gravity or its ratio of mass to volume to shift. this is what causes it to float. because its floating part of it is not in the water... when it melts it takes up less room.. (this has NOTHING to do with the content of dissolved air in water), and since it wasnt overflowing to start with, it wont when melted. not to mention water tension (ad a bit of soap and you wont be able to get the miniscus to form) there are several forces at play here... and to go on as long as this on such a silly point is amazing... this is very basic science (physics).. of course most people dont know basic science, and most that think they do, have a horribly cut up version that is overly simplified and is spotty at best.. not to mention that this is all a null argument.. worrying about how much the ocean will rise is silly cause either way the outcome is the same whether we drop all this in the water or nature does it. not to mention that a raise in ocean of a few millemeters is not going to do anywhere near as much harm as a 250 foot wave crashing cross continent!!!

    31. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot. Do you understand that we're talking about numbers here for which daily life gives you no intuition whatsoever? Find the volume of 500 billion tons of rock. Yeah, it's impressively huge. But now compute the volume of the oceans. That rock doesn't seem so huge any more, does it?

    32. Re:Wikipedia by peggus · · Score: 1

      Allow me to answer your question since the rest of the moro.. Uhm, slashdotters got hung up on the sea level rising.

      The Island of La Palma is not some unpopulated rock in the middle of the atlantic. It's slightly less than half the size of the island of Maui (Hawaii), populated by 85.000 permanent residents and home to one huge tourist industry. The Canary islands is a very popular tourist destination for Europeans, kind of like Hawaii to Americans.

      Needless to say, trying to get all those hotel chains and resorts on the island to abandon their investments on the dangerous part of the island so that you can slowly dump it in the ocean is going to take some major government intervention. This will not happen for the same reasons that there is no seizmic monitoring/varning system on the island.

      Ofcourse, then you have the problem of actually dumping half the island into the ocean without disturbing the volcano.

    33. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then we'll all be goose-stepping to bush's war drum... (and i'm canadian).

      Anyways,
      this is all mother natures way of saying 'get off my planet'. she's pissed, we're hurting her.

      so how many dead from just the initial tsunami strike. 70k now?
      then the aftermath of disease
      followed by a possible mutated disease causing a pandemic. lovely thoughts i think.

      I live roughly 1200m above sea level, in the rockys. So far the worst we have to worry about are avalanches. No Tornadoes, Tsunami's, Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Godzillas, ... Hell - even Forest Fires are kinda rare.

      I wonder when the conspiricy theories revolving around the US Administration and testing weaponry to cause geological instability will come out.

    34. Re:Wikipedia by rodrigo_braz · · Score: 1

      From Wikipedia, under Cumbre Vieja:

      There is controversy about the seriousness of the threat, with indications that usually the landslides there are gradual, thus not likely to generate tsunamis.

    35. Re:Wikipedia by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Except... the water has a higher density, so the ice floats. How high does it float? It floats at the height where the amount of water displaced equals the amount of water in the ice.

      So you cannot ever use floating ice to change the level of water.

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    36. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I where a terrorist, this is where I would plant a bomb...in the rift itself. Trigger this and you could potentially collapse entire nations. I wonder how much effort that would really take for someone like Al Queda?

    37. Re:Wikipedia by at_18 · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I was saying.

    38. Re:Wikipedia by esanbock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think people understand the amount of force unleashed by geological events. The Indonesian tsunami was set off by an earthquake registering a 9 on the Richter scale. That translates to roughly 1,000 Megatons. That would be the equivalent of over 77,000 Hiroshima-style
      bombs exploding at once (http://www.geo.ed.ac.uk/quakes/magnitude.html).

      The largest nuclear device ever detonated was the Tsar bomba. It was "only" 57 megatons (albeit capable of 100, but the Russians couldn't figure out how to run away in time). At any rate, it would still take 10 of those behemoths to generate this sort of destructive force.

      Much like the Yellowstone super-volcano, this is just on of those things we can't do anything about. We're at the mercy of mother earth. As we have always been.

    39. Re:Wikipedia by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      We can't replicate the volcano, but we don't want to. We just want to move some earth. And not all at once.

    40. Re:Wikipedia by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Ack, you guys aren't being specific enough.

      A great deal of polar ice melting is harmless for the reasons given by other posters.

      We don't know how much land is under Antarctica, so we don't really know how much the sea level will be affected by the ice over there melting. What we do know, though, is that much of the ice over Antarctica is not floating, it's sitting on the ground. So when it melts, the ocean levels will rise.

      There are also glaciers in Canada, Alaska, and Scandinavia (possibly others, Switzerland?) that, when melted, will cause the ocean levels to rise. They are fresh-water glaciers, they aren't *in* the ocean, they're on land.

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    41. Re:Wikipedia by thogard · · Score: 1

      More stuff has been moved for most major dam projects as well as the panama canal. Its been done before, it can be done again.

    42. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i'm sure the people of the Canary Islands and their compatriots on Spain wouldn't be the least bit concerned about destroying one of their biggest sources of tourist income......

    43. Re:Wikipedia by Avtar · · Score: 1

      You are missing the fact that lots of people live on this Island and they would seriously object to having their hmoes blasted into the sea.

    44. Re:Wikipedia by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Were you asleep during 7th grade history class? Archimedes predatd the Roman Empire; he was around during the time of the Roman Republic.

    45. Re:Wikipedia by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      this is all mother natures way of saying 'get off my planet'. she's pissed, we're hurting her.

      so how many dead from just the initial tsunami strike. 70k now?


      Not to be flippant, but if killing off 0.0012 percent of us is the best Mother Nature can do, she'd damn well better get used to us.

    46. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the worst kind of retard. Not only do you not know that you are retarded, but you seem to think that you are smart. All of your non-specific pseudotechnical handwaiving here doesn't cover up the fact that YOU WERE WRONG. It was a retarded thing to say, and your feable attempts to cover just make you look worse.

      I'm not trying to be mean- I am trying to help. Its better that you learn your limitations here on an anonymous chat forum before you get out in the real world where your retardeness can harm others.

    47. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol thx

    48. Re:Wikipedia by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      yes there are glaciers in Switzerland
      also in Asia (Himalaya, Siberia) and Africa (Mt. Kilimanjaro)
      i am from Swizerland and here you can see the glaciers melt rapidly
      you can see that the old installations for tourist, which where build directly at the end of the glacier 40 years ago, are now several 100 meters away from the glaciers
      but the melting of permafrost is almost as important and dangerous as the glaciers
      i don't know if it helps to raise the sea level (but i assume so) but it causes an increase of landslides
      now stable mountain sides can collapse just because the ice, which is holding the mountain together, melts

      --


      stop supporting microsoft with pirating their software!!!!!
    49. Re:Wikipedia by CSG_SurferDude · · Score: 1

      - No such event - a mega tsunami - has occurred in either the Atlantic or Pacific oceans in recorded history. NONE.

      I'd like to say, for the record...

      He said recorded history.

      Don't you think we'd all have bases on Mars if the LAST one hadn't of happened when it did?

    50. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thirdly, the Atlantic has a feature which stunts the formation of trans-oceanic tsunami. Specificly, the mid-atlantic ridge. If you look at the physics of a tsunami, it's about a vertical volume of water moving laterally. It gets big as it gets shallow. The mid-atlantic ridge will cause a good portion of the wave to rise up and crash out in the middle of nowhere dissapating much of the energy. It's really no coincidance that the eastern US has never seen a major tidal wave.

      A ridge would not block the formation of a tsunami. A tsunami could form regardless of whether a ridge exists.

      The ridge could block the propagation of a tsunami only if the ridge is high above above the surface. The Maldives sit on a ridge in the Indian Ocean directly between Sumatra and Somalia. That ridge did not block tsunamis from crossing over it and hitting Somalia.

      The Indian Ocean is 12,000 feet deep on the eastern side of the Maldives, and over 14,000 feet deep on the western side. We can now think of the Maldives as the tops of a mountain range - a range that is mostly underwater. Much like the mid-Atlantic ridge.

    51. Re:Wikipedia by shawb · · Score: 1

      Eh... not really. Ice is buoyed up by liquid water, so any difference in density is made up for. Basically, as ice melts, the level stays exactly the same. Kinda neat.

      With the global warming issue, the concern is continental glaciers melting. I don't personally know the volume of these, but it's supposedly not insignificant.

      And then there's thermal expansion. Warm water is less dense than cold water, so it would therefore take up more room. I think I figured out once that if we were to heat up the oceans by one degree they would raise something like 50 feet. Of course I believe that was assuming a cylinder of water with a depth equal to the average of the ocean's depth. Also assumes that applying normal thermal expansion to the oceanic system would actually still hold true and that the massive pressure of deep oceans doesn't change the physics behind it. Oh, and it would take a _LOT_ of energy to heat all of the oceans up one degree. In all reality in any global warming scenario, most warming would be at the surface. However the warming would eventually push the thermocline down, which in itself could cause massive changes in upwelling patterns. That would cause massive massive changes in... well, lots of stuff.

      Woah. Where did that come from?

      --
      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    52. Re:Wikipedia by smurf1974 · · Score: 1

      Just one question: Why do Ice float?

      Water expands when it freezes. Period.

      It's volume increases when it turns to ice. Of cause it's weight stays the same.

      When you drop an ice cube in water it dispatches it's weight in water, but since it's volume is greater than than the water it dispatches, it floates and roughly 10% of the ice cube is above water.

      And no if you freeze 1 oz of water you an ice cube bigger than one oz. But that has nothing to do with it's weight.

    53. Re:Wikipedia by Shalda · · Score: 1

      You make a good point. Somalia is a fair analagy for what a west African mega tsunami would do across the atlantic. A lot of the energy would be dissapated both by the ridge and the distance. Somalia is reporting only about 150 deaths and 150 injuries. Pretty small for a country with a large coastline, given the size of the natural disaster. Thus my point. A trans-atlantic tidal wave would likely only kill hundreads at best, not millions.

    54. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, but what does applying massive amounts of explosives to an active volcano do? Does it just shift a portion of the rock off it, or does it set the whole thing off, dumping all that rock into the ocean?

    55. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      120K and still climbing. And that's from a 'normal' tsunami. An earthquake-induced tsunami has an upper limit that is *MUCH* less destructive than a landslide-induced tsunami. (By an order of magnitude or more, IIRC.)

    56. Re:Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      object to having their hmoes blasted
      But what about the lsbians?
  9. People worry too much. by cbreaker · · Score: 1


    If we can't stop it and can't predict when it will happen, I say don't worry about it.

    You could get killed by stepping on a candy-bar wrapper and falling down the stairs tomorrow, or die of old age at 95 years, or you could get killed by this giant tsunami. No sense worrying about it.

    --
    - It's not the Macs I hate. It's Digg users. -
    1. Re:People worry too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Life is too short to worry about possible disasters. Live life to the fullest! Have fun! Have a beer! Get laid!

      um, scratch the last one... I forgot that this is Slashdot. ;-)

    2. Re:People worry too much. by FLEB · · Score: 1

      And if you're into the whole afterlife theory, at least the tsunami means that you'll have quite a few people you know to hang around with while waiting in line.

      --
      Information wants to be free.
      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    3. Re:People worry too much. by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You bring up a fair point... but I think the point of this isn't to instill worry or panic (even though it might), it's to educate people so that if or when they are ever confronted with the imminent approach of this sort of disaster, they might have the sense to get the hell out of there, reducing loss of life.

    4. Re:People worry too much. by Skye16 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      How easy would it be for a terrorist (or a nation who doesn't particularly like the US) to set a nuke (or maybe even a large conventional bomb) in or around the volcano and wipe out the entire east coast in one fell swoop?

      It isn't mother nature I'm concerned about, it's someone "helping" mother nature along.

    5. Re:People worry too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to Gilligan's Island, that would have the opposite effect. The professor managed to stop a volcano from erupting by detonating a bomb inside it.

    6. Re:People worry too much. by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Oh, well, in that case, we're safe. Although I would prefer someone threw the cast of "The Real Gilligan's Island" in instead. :)

    7. Re:People worry too much. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's ironic is the QOTD at the bottom of the page as I read your post and its replies:

      "Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen. -- Watchman Examiner"

    8. Re:People worry too much. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      The difference being, if I do that, I don't have to worry about my entire family dying, and half of the nation I live in, for that matter.

      Not only that, but there isn't a field of 1 trillion candy wrappers in front of stairs that I have to use on a daily basis, a field of candy-wrappers that no one bothers to clean up or monitor.

  10. Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by wcitechnologies · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "on a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."

    --
    Electrons are free; it is moving them that becomes expensive.
    1. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by draggy · · Score: 1

      there's no Jack in Fight Club. Jack is the person referred to in the books about organs.

      You mean Tyler Durden played by Pitt / Norton.

      --

      Let's not all suck at the same time please

    2. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by myowntrueself · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thats only because most people don't survive their own death...

      like the Buddha said, there is nothing that you cannot turn to your advantage; not even your own death.

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    3. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1


      Does anyone really need to cite a source for something so obvious?

      "Me make big poo poo!" - baby Albert Einstein

      --
      -- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
    4. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by kunsan · · Score: 1

      And... "with a gun barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels"

      I doubt its worthy of a +5 insightful mod, but it certainly makes you think.

      --
      The facts expressed here belong to all, the opinions to me. The distinction between fact and opinion is yours to decide.
    5. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by fracai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      nope, you mean the narrator. Norton isn't given a name in the movie. The character isn't given a name in the book either. It gives a nice anonymity that lets the reader be the character. Tyler is the name the narrator chooses for his alter ego. Rather pointless discussion here, but if we're gonna pick nits...well, you were wrong.

      And to further the pointlessness, Jack is the name that is commonly given to the nameless narrator as it makes everything easier to type.

      --
      -- i am jack's amusing sig file
    6. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... they're the same person.

    7. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      No they are not the same person, same body different people.

    8. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely true, thanks to Quantum Immortality.

    9. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by ratnerstar · · Score: 1
      Or, as John Maynard Keynes said: "In the long run, we're all dead."

      Read the Fight Club quote. Then read the one from Keynes. Now you know the difference between pretentiousness and wit.

      --
      Just because you sold your soul to the devil that needn't make you a teetotaler. --The Devil and Daniel Webster
    10. Re:Quoting "Jack" from Fight Club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoting Richard Jeni, "Way I see it, we're all
      on the Hindenburg, no use fighting over the window seat."

  11. Politicians need to move the capital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...to someplace like Kansas City.

    On second thought, they can stay in Washington D.C.

    1. Re:Politicians need to move the capital by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      Yeah, totally. SOmething serious needs to happen before anything will be fixed with our government. 100 million dead? Okay, I'll bite.

      --
      Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
    2. Re:Politicians need to move the capital by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

      Agreed, the current administration needs to stay put. Go down with the ship so to speak.

      --
      *It's not what you can do for the Dark Side but what the Dark Side can do for you!*
  12. Of course this comes up now. by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Rhetoric:

    Why is this news now? Why was this not news when it was first known? Why do most people only care about this as news in the wake of what happened.

    Sorry for the double entendre.

    1. Re:Of course this comes up now. by eln · · Score: 1

      Because when faced with the possibility of a disaster so horrible to contemplate, people have a hard time believing, or will willfully disbelieve, that it can ever happen to them. Even now, the prevailing sentiment in non-affected areas is not likely to be "what can I do to make sure this doesn't happen to me," but rather, "thank God this didn't happen to me."

      When you're not standing there surrounded by the devastation, all you see is images on a screen, and numbers of dead that are so high that you cannot even conceive of them. The enormity of the situation is so great that it's impossible to comprehend, and so we become desensitized to it in a way.

      I would not put any bets on this disaster resulting in any kind of warning system in the Atlantic, or in any meaningful efforts to reduce the likelihood of the Atlantic scenario playing out. As of now, the Atlantic tsunami scenario fits in the same category, in most peoples' minds, as the giant asteroid impact scenario. It might not ever happen, or it might happen long after we're dead, and the effects of it actually happening are so far beyond our comprehension, that we will gladly stick our heads in the sand and continue to ignore the problem. Sure, we might have some low-level reporters do some stories on it, but nothing will come of it.

    2. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Because the Public is never scared of something that's never happened before, and they're unreasonably terrified of something that happened last Sunday.

      That's why.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    3. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Because people are so apathetic and/or stupid, it takes a big example to make a point.

      -Jesse

      --
      Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
    4. Re:Of course this comes up now. by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've seen this on Slashdot before. However, when one sees 80K+ people are dead, it makes one think about such events. Did the average American care about terrorism before 9/11? Not really. Did the average American care about bioterror before the anthrax letters? No. Did the average American care about tsunamis four days ago? I doubt it. It takes such events to raise public awareness. Sad, but true.

    5. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Vicsun · · Score: 1

      There are virtually thousands of ways human life on earth can disappear. A mega-tsunami and an asteroid are only two, and not even the most worrying at that.

      We should be thinking about global warming instead.

    6. Re:Of course this comes up now. by pclminion · · Score: 1
      The human mind has trouble imagining truly horrible events, unless it has experienced them in a direct way before. The sudden death of 70,000 people is simply unimaginable to most people, no matter what scientists say.

      It's human nature, not stupidity. Human wisdom comes only from experience (except in the case of "genius" but that's another topic) and there's nothing we can do to change that.

      The tragedy on 9/11 is similar. Most people don't really comprehend it because their only experience of it was television coverage.

    7. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You made a pun not a double entendre; which have a second sexual meaning.

    8. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this has been news for some time on Slashdot and in the mainstream news but the people have not taken the risk seriously. The recent disaster may change that...

      Back moderating ->

    9. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not really new news. I've known about it for more than 6-7 years. (Before I bought my house 67 feet above sea level in Delaware)

      I've seen articles about it, seen programs on the BBC and on the Discovery Channel about it over the past few years....

      If it happens, it happens. We will have a greater period of warning than Thailand had. IIRC.... If only the 8-10 hours for the wave to cross the Atlantic.

      It's only "current news" because it's only because it's "on topic" - relates to what is currently happening in Asia.

      It's not anyone's fault that there are people out there who had no knowledge... You can't know everything about everything...

      You can only do your best to keep your head out of the sand.

      -WrennM (I keep forgetting my passwords...)

    10. Re:Of course this comes up now. by suso · · Score: 1

      No, I made a double entendre, not a pun.

      I know that there are two types of puns and the homographic type is very simular to a double entendre. Sighs, the last thing we need in English is a homonym for the word pun.

      I've always tried to find an example of a triple entendre that makes sense, but alas, it has eluded me.

    11. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Ralconte · · Score: 1

      Oh, great site, this one is my favorite bit of -- pseudo-science.

    12. Re:Of course this comes up now. by avandesande · · Score: 1

      because even if being reactive sucks it is better than doing nothing.

      --
      love is just extroverted narcissism
    13. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

      Why was this not news when it was first known?

      Because when faced with the possibility of a disaster so horrible to contemplate, people have a hard time believing, or will willfully disbelieve, that it can ever happen to them.

      No, it's just that when faced with the possibility of a disaster about as probable as having a meteor hit them, most people decide not to worry about it. From TFA: "But . . . mega-tsunami . . .are extremely rare - the last one happened 4,000 years ago on the island of Réunion." People get struck by lightning fairly frequently. People have been struck by meteors. Should we all carry around portable lightning rods, or get meteor insurance?

      "Ah, but now there's been an Indian Ocean tsunami! That proves it could happen, and that we should have built a warning system years ago!" "Ah, but there's evidence in the Bahamas that this has happened before!" If you throw an honest die, you have a 1-in-6 chance of rolling a 6. But if you roll the die, observe a 6, and state, "This die rolls a 6 100% of the time," you haven't changed the odds for the next roll at all.

      I have car insurance, because a car accident is not that improbable. But once I had two car crashes in a single night. Neither one was my fault, neither one involved alcohol, neither one was a mechanical failure; I simply encountered two idiots unusually close together--a "one-in-a-million" chance, I could say. I never expect it to happen to me again, even though it is just as likely to happen the next time I go out driving as it was that night. An improbable event is not made less improbable by having actually happened before.

      I think it was summer 1979 that some loon pseudoscientist predicted an earthquake that would sink Louisiana, east Texas, and central Arkansas, doubling the size of the Gulf of Mexico. I was in college in the target zone at the time, and there was much discussion of the prediction. When the day arrived when we were supposed to see a hundred-foot wall of water sweeping over us, nobody headed for Missouri, although several people carried umbrellas.

      The effects of such a disaster, should it occur, are not "far beyond our comprehension" at all; hell, in the last few years the movie industry has given us several startlingly graphic versions of mass disaster. Stunned horror is not the same as incomprehension; I was stunned on 9/11, but I comprehended perfectly--instantly--what was happening. But what I also comprehended--much faster than the news media did then or has since--is that no matter how often somebody proposed such an event (e.g. Tom Clancy, Debt of Honor, 1994), until it actually happened it remained fantastically improbable. And it is still fantastically improbable that it will happen again any time soon.

      Back in the mid-80's a friend expressed her outrage to me that airbags were not yet required in all vehicles. "Even if you only save one life," she said, "it's worth all the millions it would cost!" (At this point, disregard cases where children and small adults have been killed by an airbag--that's a failure of design, not of concept.) My argument to her was that, at the time, an airbag added about a thousand dollars to the cost of a car. Mandatory airbags would have pushed some people across the border between being able to afford a new car and continuing to drive their old unsafe clunker, reducing the overall safety of the driving population. She didn't like that argument a bit. If we'd kept going, she'd have doubtless suggested a government subsidy for airbags, pushing taxes higher.

      Does anybody complain that there aren't tornado sirens in Manhattan? Or that Texas doesn't have as tight a net of seismographs as southern California or St. Helens? You put the money where the probabilities are. Whether you're a scientist or a politician, yo

      --
      I figure by 2030 or so my 6-digit UID will be something to brag about.
    14. Re:Of course this comes up now. by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      I think we simply don't care about a lot of things. In the next few thousand years, a tsunami may occur. It lacks definiteness: will it occur? When? Will it even be in my lifetime? My great-grandchildrens' lifetimes? And when was the last time I even heard about a tsunamic? pfft, who cares?

      But now tsunamis are fresh on my mind, as a tremendous catastrophe. It could happen to me!!!

      To do the banal, it's a lot like September 11th. If you asked someone on September 10th if they were concerned about terrorism, I bet you they'd tell you that our odds of being attacked were very slim. The average person simply doesn't live their life worrying about these things.

      Big disasters make us realize how vulnerable we are. Prior to the tsunamis, this story was probably in the news, but no one really paid much attention. Who cares that there's a chance we'll have a tsunami in a few millennia? And yet I'm now alarmed knowing that it could occur tomorrow.

      (Although sources here are saying it's highly unlikely that it'll ever happen?)

      --
      ________________________________________________
      suwain_2 :: quality slashdot p
    15. Re:Of course this comes up now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the AC was right; you made a pun, not a double entendre. Actually, to read the definition, it seems that technically a pun doesn't need a latent sexual meaning in order to be a double entendre. Still, it's bizarre to hear "double entendre" used that way, unless you meant something risqué by "wave."

  13. Dan Brown and FUD? by cephyn · · Score: 1

    This was in dan brown novel, so its obviously not true. ;)

    seriously though, most of the current simulations show that the rock will probably break up before it hits the water, making the water displaced less dramatic. there's still a chance it could hit intact though, so more study is probably needed.

    --
    Moo.
    1. Re:Dan Brown and FUD? by readin · · Score: 1

      This sounds promising. Is there some way they could force it to break up like they do with potential avalanches in Alaska?

      --
      I often don't like the choices people make, but I like the fact that people make choices. That's why I'm a conservative.
    2. Re:Dan Brown and FUD? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Sure, it could slowly erode and crumble into the Ocean over a couple centuries. We could easily make sure it does just that by just slowly blasting away at it 'til it's gone.

      But that's not going to sell papers.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    3. Re:Dan Brown and FUD? by redbullman · · Score: 1

      Actually, the majority of the piece that is predicted to break off is in the water already. its predicted as a concussion type/ slide force tsunami, not an impact tsunami. basically the piece breaks off and moves about 30 feet, in a dramatic case 50, but it effectively displaces a substancial amount of watter causing the shockwave.

    4. Re:Dan Brown and FUD? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      And here I'd like to force Dan Brown's overwrought prose to break up.

      But I guess that's too much to ask. : )

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    5. Re:Dan Brown and FUD? by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 1

      Dan Brown actually printed something factual?

      --
      Slashdot: News for Nerds, Stuff that matters only to them
  14. Governments? by wdd1040 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Natural disasters that can affect the whole planet are known to scientists as "global geophysical events" -- gee-gees, for short -- and they come in two kinds: ones you might be able to do something useful about, and ones you can't. When governments are faced with the first kind, they can respond quite sensibly.

    Yes, but when have we known the governments to respond sensibly about an upcoming major disaster?

    --
    wdd
  15. Re:Please God let this happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that our nukes are in places like South Dakota, right?

  16. Some bad science in the post by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Informative

    There's some bad science in the post, especially the comment about the wave being 'still' that high. Most tsunamis are very small out in the ocean, most less then a few centimeters tall.

    They don't get big until they approach the shore and the depth gets shallow.

    The small waves, btw, travel around the speed of a jetliner, hence the lack of warning.

    1. Re:Some bad science in the post by abramsh · · Score: 1

      "The small waves, btw, travel around the speed of a jetliner, hence the lack of warning."

      It's not a lack of warning, it's a lack of sufficient warning. At the speed of a "jetliner", there would still be several hours of warning, but it's not enough to evacuate the entire eastern seaboard.

    2. Re:Some bad science in the post by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't need to be completely evacuated. Most of the populated areas on the eastern seaboard is relatively "high", I'm on the coast but a good couple hundred feet above sea level at high tide.

      We also dont live in villages of huts made out of sticks and grass that are easily swept away.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    3. Re:Some bad science in the post by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I'm on the coast but a good couple hundred feet above sea level at high tide.

      It's a problem of volume. This wave is massive enough to swamp 14km inland - I can't imagine your local embankment will make a sufficient seawall. When a big enough wave crashes against a seawall, the back part of the wave rides up and over the part hitting the seawall.

      Head for the hills!

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    4. Re:Some bad science in the post by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "We also dont live in villages of huts made out of sticks and grass that are easily swept away."

      I live in New Zealand, in an earthquake zone.

      I try to make sure that the material of which my dwelling is constructed will not hurt too bad when it falls on top of me.

      Sticks and grass may get swept away but at least it won't crush you or rend your flesh (too badly). Not like brickwork, reinforced concrete or other hard materials...

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    5. Re:Some bad science in the post by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It wouldn't need to be completely evacuated. Most of the populated areas on the eastern seaboard is relatively "high"

      Tell that to the people who live in Manhattan, Long Island, Boston, and other major cities along the eastern seaboard. I live outside Boston, and a 100 foot tsunami would probably devestate a huge chunk of the city. Cape Cod would likely be obliterated, and a mass evactuation of that area would easily take a full day, if not more. The traffic jams just on summer weekends getting of the Cape can easily run 4-6 hours on a bad day. Long Island and Manhattan would be in similar situations - huge population centers only a few feet above sea level, with a limited amount of escape routes.

    6. Re:Some bad science in the post by rbrander · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry, but the brevity required for a post didn't leave room for that nuance. Just substitute "the height of the wave upon a given landfall" for "the wave" to correct. Said height varies enormously with the specific shape of the coast it hits (gentle slope or steep) but it DOES decrease with distance from the origin, such factors being equal.

      You said, "especially" before your one example. Did you have others, or was that mere hyperbole?

    7. Re:Some bad science in the post by Mithras+Invicti · · Score: 1

      Most tsunamis are very small out in the ocean, most less then a few centimeters tall.

      The post is correct. The apparent height of the wave in deep water is small, yes. However, the wave is very big underwater. (Without a big amplitude, the wave could not transmit a lot of energy.) When the wave reaches shallower water, the bottom of the wave strikes the bottom of the ocean, the apparent size of the wave becomes very big, and then the wave crests and breaks.

    8. Re:Some bad science in the post by Chairboy · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, I should have said 'specifically'. The rest of the post was totally fine, and I apologize for the inference.

    9. Re:Some bad science in the post by rbrander · · Score: 1

      No problemo, just wanted to fix any other goofs if needed. Thanx for catching the wave height thing. It's important because it means that ships well out to sea are NOT toast and indeed can be part of the warning network...

    10. Re:Some bad science in the post by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      Most tsunamis are very small out in the ocean, most less then a few centimeters tall.

      You mean, they're very short out in the ocean. A few centimeters tall perhaps, but tens or hundreds of meters long. When they hit shallows, they compact lengthwise, transferring their spread-out mass into a vertical wall.

      --
      Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
    11. Re:Some bad science in the post by Altus · · Score: 1


      Actually, thanks to the cape I would expect boston to fare pretty well... well not the city since the rising sea level would flood much of the land fill sections, but if you lived in say, medford where I live, its probably not going to be a problem since the wave would loose the vast majority of its energy when it hit Cape Cod.

      All of new york city would be pretty much hosed though.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

  17. armageddon by PureCreditor · · Score: 2, Informative

    tsunami's this time of 32ft can already kill 100,000 people. if the tsunamis arrive without warning of up to 150ft, it might can wipe out north/south american east coast plus european/african west coast.

    1. Re:armageddon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Portugal if no alarm is given,
      about 5 million people die (About everyone lives near the coast)

      In Spain a large number of people live near the coast too

    2. Re:armageddon by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Not armageddon. The east coast of the Americas, and the european/african west coast are still a tiny portion of the globe, and an even tinier portion of living humanity, let alone living beings.

      Would it be bad? Yeah. But not a world or humanity ending event.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    3. Re:armageddon by PureCreditor · · Score: 1

      Americas east coast plus europe/africa west coast accounts for what? 30% of the world's GDP? it's not just the lives of the victims, it's about the economic panic or disease spread or lack of resources to relief millions and millions of people.

    4. Re:armageddon by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      it might can wipe out north/south american east coast plus european/african west coast.

      SEE! That's why America has New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago!

      --
      Not since Marie-Antoinette played milkmaid has looking simple and honest been so fake and complicated.
    5. Re:armageddon by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      No way do those areas account for 30% of the world's GDP. In fact, doing a little research reveals that if you assume that the wave would totally destroy the economies of all of Great Britian, France, Brazil, Canada, Mexico, Spain, New York, Florida, South Africa, New Jersey, Georgia, North Carolina, Virginia, Massachusetts, Maryland, Portugal, Connecticut, Morocco, South Carolina, Ireland, Washington DC, Delaware, New Hampshire, Maine, and Rhode Island, it only accounts for 23% of the world GDP. That's the top 25 jurisdictions that would be affected, and the smallest of those is 0.07% of world GDP.

      Once again, that is if all production in all of those areas were totally destroyed, not just the 1-10 miles nearest the coast. In addition, if everyone in all of those areas were killed, it would still only be 10% of the world population.

      Admittedly were talking about just over 661 million people, but once again that covers all of Brazil, all of Mexico, all of New York, etc., not just those within whatever arbitrary distance of the coast you want to assign.

      So as I said in my first post,
      Would it be bad? Yeah. But not a world or humanity ending event.

      --
      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
  18. Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by teshuvah · · Score: 1

    It's the end of the world! Repent and ye shall be saved!

    1. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Funny, I feel fine....

      --
      stuff
    2. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by starglider29a · · Score: 1
      I don't thump it, but I read it. You might find these verses of interest in the days of the tsunami and the 2004 MN4 "concern":
      • "and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea ...and the third part of the ships were destroyed." Rev 8:8-9 Asteroid and Tsunami? You decide...
      • "And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring; Men's hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth:" Luke 21:25-26
      • "And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman (Prolly Israel)... And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood"
      • "and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth... And every island fled away... And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent" Revelation 16:18-21 Plug THAT into the Asteroid Simulator OWW!
      You don't have to have a degree in astrophysics to understand The Bible, but it helps!
    3. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by teshuvah · · Score: 1

      Thank you for proving my point.

    4. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

      You're welcome.

      Though I wouldn't have said anything about this, if you hadn't, and so...

      ...it was kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy. ;-) Isn't it ironic... don'tcha think?

    5. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by teshuvah · · Score: 1

      It's like a traffic jam, when you're already late.

    6. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's like a 300 foot tsunami on your wedding day.

    7. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure how much of your point starglider is proving, when 29a = 666 in hex... I seriously doubt this person is a bible thumper, more likely just a dumb troll.

    8. Re:Queue the fundamentalist bible thumpers.... by starglider29a · · Score: 1

      Not sure who was being called the dumb troll here, but congrats to the Anonymous Coward for being only the second person to have indicated to me that they figured out the 29a I appended an old nickname, with my tongue firmly in my cheek.

  19. They obviously miscalculated.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on guys, with this doom and gloom bullcrap:

    If these predicators of fear and loathing in America actually were worth a half a grain of salt, why didn't they see the Asian Tsunami / Earthquake ? Because they CANNOT BE PREDICTED. It's all predicated on history, and like baseball, you have no idea how many homeruns Bonds will hit next year. You won't know until it happens.

    That's a fact.

    1. Re:They obviously miscalculated.. by Nuskrad · · Score: 1

      Earthquakes cannot be predicted, however, earthquakes arn't the only cause of Tsunamis. You can see things that are precariously balanced on the edge of things, this is the geological equivalant. A small (geologically speaking) jolt could knock this lump of rock into the sea.

    2. Re:They obviously miscalculated.. by rewt66 · · Score: 1
      The key words are "geologically speaking". Specifically, the island's volcano erupting can knock it into the sea. Apparently, even a huge earthquake cannot, if the huge earthquake is not close (the vibrations from the Sumatra quake rattled the whole planet, including the Canaries).

      Posters who are questioning whether a large amount of conventional explosives could move this thing don't seem to grasp the idea of 500 billion tons. A nuke? Maybe. And maybe a large local earthquake. But pretty much, it's the island's volcano, or forget it.

    3. Re:They obviously miscalculated.. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      He'll likely hit a lot less with steroids than he would with.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  20. Asteroids, then this... by Olaserov · · Score: 0

    If current trends in the likelyhood of natural disasters continue, the chance of this happening will probably be reduced to 1 in 500 million in 3 hours or so.

    --
    * Olaserov is in the process of thinking up a signature.
  21. Is this before or after by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The coming eruption of the Yellowstone super volcano? Right now I'm on the east coast, so if I move inland and the volcano erupts, I'm screwed.

    1. Re:Is this before or after by FLEB · · Score: 1

      ...and what about that hidden Midwest-US fault line? Gaaaaaaaaah!

      --
      Information wants to be free.
      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    2. Re:Is this before or after by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      IIRC, if Yellowstone goes up, we are all screwed via Nuclear (or Volcanic) Winter.

      As to the New Madrid fault, I grew up in New Madrid county and still live in the danger zone (Memphis).

      Tornadoes, ice, earthquakes, "Hurricane Elvis", asteroids, plague, nuclear terrorism, so what? You make basic preparations for any disaster and go on. Or wring you hands and worry. See which works better.

    3. Re:Is this before or after by Inthewire · · Score: 0

      Speaking of ice, driving in that shit last week really, really sucked.
      Did you lose power in Hurricane Elvis?
      I did, for seven miserable days.

      --


      Writers imply. Readers infer.
  22. Gwynne Dyer by bigberk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gwynne Dyer is a sharp fellow (Canadian living in the UK). I have met him personally on a few occasions, he tends to have pretty reasonable insights into world politics. I'm not so sure how strong his science is, however. But from what I've seen from him over the years (Globe and Mail, etc.) he does not tend to seek to induce panic in people like many other journalists.

    1. Re:Gwynne Dyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gwynne Dyer is a self-proclaimed expert on all things: war, weapons of mass destruction, politics - and now I am surprised to hear - tsunamis. I suggest that Gwynne should trade in the leather jacket that he has worn in every interview for the last 30 years (in all seasons) for a well informed opinion. Perhaps his jacket could give interviews in his place - it probably could do it from memory and still be more insightful.

  23. Finally, a good use for Florida by Lordrashmi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Florida will protect my home in Texas...

    1. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Heh. Seems like Florida has been taking care of Texans for, oh, two terms now.

    2. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      finally the dick of america has come to good use!

    3. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. These waves are ultra-low-frequency. Such waves wrap around anything, including entire states. Texas is gonna get smashed.

    4. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Heh. Seems like Florida has been taking care of Texans for, oh, two terms now."

      The above post deserved a lot more than +1

      And no, I didn't write it.

      As an aside, I would like to see both Florida and Texas obliterated by such a wave.

    5. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take DC while your at it. Thats where the worst of it all is.

    6. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Thats exactly what Thailand said about Indonesia. Doesn't appear to have worked.

    7. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Barumpus · · Score: 1

      Well, considering the island I live on here in Florida and it's erosion rate I think your wrong. During a moderate storm (non hurricane) with surf ranging anywhere around 10 feet in height, we can lose upwards of 3 feet from our coastline. This occurs all along the Florida Coast. So, with that fact in hand, I don't think Florida will protect you at all. We will just slow it down a tad while the overly large wave laughs at the swamp covered condo infested speedbump you have at the end of your drive way.

    8. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

      But with Florida gone, all us Canadians will be retiring to Texas instead. Which is worse? Bwahahahaha!

    9. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Can we get a tsunami to selectively wipe out all the dipshits who spell "you're" as "your"?

    10. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Can we get a tsunami to selectively wipe out all the dipshits who spell "you're" as "your"?

      No chance. There too numerous.

    11. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shouldn't that be "their too numerous."?

      Dangit, I can't even troll well posting AC.

    12. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they are too numerous

      -or-

      they're too numerous

      !!!!

    13. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No chance. There too numerous.

      Dont you mean "There to numerous"?

    14. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where's this "numerous" place?

    15. Re:Finally, a good use for Florida by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Dont you mean "There to numerous"?

      I considered it, but thought it distracted more than it added. Just a silly joke anyway.

  24. OMG WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!! by b3x · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    *sigh* in other news, my colon has anounced that a rather long and gaseous release is impending. possible shortages of toilet paper and fresh air may result.

  25. could fix it? by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    nah. Can't be bothered to nuke/dig/TNT the top of the most unstable island bit by bit.

    Out of site. Out of mind.

    1. Re:could fix it? by jridley · · Score: 1

      It's already sliding, and we haven't been monitoring it much. I doubt we know enough about the area to know that we could touch it and not CAUSE a full collapse.

    2. Re:could fix it? by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Hence the nuclear option ... 500 billion tons of vapor wouldn't hit the water very fast at all.

      --
      "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
  26. STAY AFRAID! by Deanalator · · Score: 1

    Remember, according to the patriot act, water and rocks can be terrorists too!

  27. Re:Seems like true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh...hell no. How the shit is that post insightful?

  28. 100 million? by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's only 300 million people in the US altogether. No way are 1/3 of them located within a couple kilometers of the East Coast. (Sure it hits non-US locations but also keep in mind that the death rate isn't 100% either.)

    1. Re:100 million? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      At 150 feet high, at least at the shore the death rate will be pretty darn close to 100%...

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    2. Re:100 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at where the Canary Islands are located on a map. Then look at population centers in Portugal, Spain, Africa, Ireland and Britain. Then take a look a population centers in South America and the Carribean.

      Honestly, the US has the least to worry about.

    3. Re:100 million? by chill · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are in excess of 50 million people on the immediate East Coast. http://www.demographia.com/db-usmet2000.htm

      If it would wrap around Florida, you could include the populations of Tampa, New Orleans and Houston (among others) for probably another 10 million.

      Add in the populations of most, if not all, of the Carribean and the Canadian seaboard and you're probably now talking in excess of 75 million potential victims.

      Keep in mind, in the U.S. about 2/3 of the population lives east of the Mississippi.

      -Charles

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    4. Re:100 million? by nbert · · Score: 1

      Maybe that's a guess of how much people would die in total. It's not like this tsunami would only hit US coasts...

    5. Re:100 million? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      But that is OK because that is where the repbulicans live.

      Right?

    6. Re:100 million? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gulf coast wouldn't be affected nearly as bad, Florida would take the brunt of it, reducing wave height down to 5-15ft in many places. New Orleans is still screwed though, they're already threatened by any moderately-sized hurricane. 5ft there would be enough to kill everyone in the city, if there were no warning.

    7. Re:100 million? by chill · · Score: 1

      But that is OK because that is where the repbulicans live. Right?

      Wrong, actually. All of the North East (New York, Boston, etc.) ended up voting for Kerry. Washington D.C. has the highest density of Democratic voters of any region in the country.

      So, yes, it is okay. :-)

      -Charles

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
  29. Re:Seems like true by nearlygod · · Score: 3, Funny

    No WE is not ready.

    --
    The Tools Of Ignorance wanna be a tool?
  30. How about the dreaded Pacfic Tsunami ?? by musterion · · Score: 1

    It is possible that the east coast of Hawaii (the big island) couls also catastrophically slide off and generate a wave the wipes the entire West coast as well.

    1. Re:How about the dreaded Pacfic Tsunami ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      shhh you're gonna ruin next week's story!

    2. Re:How about the dreaded Pacfic Tsunami ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there is history of at least 11 slides like this. Studies in Australia show damage at 1000' !!

    3. Re:How about the dreaded Pacfic Tsunami ?? by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      Cool. Maybe it will happen at the same time and us people in the "Red States" will finally be rid of all the whiney liberals!

      (Anyone who mods me down has no sense of humor)

  31. Dammit by Swampfeet · · Score: 0

    I guess Cape Breton Island isn't as safe as I thought it'd be.

  32. Like where? by gandell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where are you going to go? If you're talking U.S., there's potential for bad things to happen no matter where you are. F5 tornadoes...hurricanes...Mt. St. Helens.
    Then there's overseas, where unexpected things happen as well, such as this tsunami or sand storms in the Middle East. There's no reason to simply leave...the fact is that you'll die when it's your time. Period. Whether it's by a natural disaster, or cancer, or a car accident.

    --
    Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    1. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mount St Helens is pretty remote. The only people it threatens are hillbillies. Mount Rainer on the other hand.....

    2. Re:Like where? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is only insightful if you believe in fate. I still believe that some things in the universe are random, or at least that they are affected by the viewer, and thus free will can still exist. Therefore, the idea of dying when it's "your time" is flatly ridiculous to me. I'd rather try to mitigate my risk. That does not, however, include moving, at least as it applies to natural disasters. Getting away from a government inherently hostile to its citizens, on the other hand...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Like where? by gandell · · Score: 1
      As a Christian, I believe that free will exists, of course. But free will does not impact how and when you will die unless you choose to either:
      - Do something stupid like jumping into Croc-infested waters covered in pigs' blood. - Choose to kill yourself.

      I do, however, agree with your comment on the government. If you CAN leave.

      --
      Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    4. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what govt is that? I'd like a govt that was hostile to its citizens that are intent on mooching every red cent they can from it.

    5. Re:Like where? by genrader · · Score: 1

      Nowhere in the Bible does it say God appoints to everyone a time to die. You can die at any time. God knows of course, when you are going to die, but you aren't pre-determined by His choices 99.5% of the time.

    6. Re:Like where? by Taladar · · Score: 1

      I just don't understand the people that don't move after it hit them the first time and they need a new house anyway.

    7. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Random doesn't create free will. It only lessens it.

    8. Re:Like where? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      the fact is that you'll die when it's your time. Period. Whether it's by a natural disaster, or cancer, or a car accident.

      Perhaps, but I still look both ways before I cross the street. I presume you don't.

    9. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Canadian Shield, mind you, you just might freeze to death......

    10. Re:Like where? by gandell · · Score: 1

      It does, however, say "And as it is appointed unto man once to die, but after this the judgement."
      I don't find any evidence that suggests that you aren't pre-determined 99.5%, though. ;-)

      --
      Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    11. Re:Like where? by gandell · · Score: 1

      You needn't presume.
      There's no excuse for throwing caution to the wind. What I'm saying is that there's no reason to move halfway across the world thinking that you'll avoid a natural disaster.

      --
      Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    12. Re:Like where? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " Where are you going to go? If you're talking U.S., there's potential for bad things to happen no matter where you are."

      HAH! Not true if you live in the Midwest! Everybody always makes fun of us, but those of us in Chicago, or Wisconsin or Minnesota will be the last ones standing while everybody else gets wiped out.

      And when the rest of you are gone, the whole world will know that Chicago pizza is indeed better than New York pizza (there will BE no more NY Pizza!) and everybody will sound like they're from Minnesota! BUWAHAHAHHAHA!

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    13. Re:Like where? by gandell · · Score: 1

      "...the whole world will know that Chicago pizza is indeed better than New York pizza..."
      But I already think that.

      --
      Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    14. Re:Like where? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      There's no excuse for throwing caution to the wind. What I'm saying is that there's no reason to move halfway across the world thinking that you'll avoid a natural disaster.

      But there are different kinds of natural disasters, some with little or no warning time (earthquakes, etc), some with days worth of warning time (storms, etc). If a person has the mobility, then moving somewhere else is in fact a prudent decision.

      Just like avoiding certain chemicals, or looking both ways before crossing the street. It's always a cost versus benefit decision, and people who can afford it care less about the cost.

    15. Re:Like where? by PureCreditor · · Score: 1

      if an asteroid hits Lake Michigan, it can ALSO create a tsunami capable to wiping out Chicago. tsunamis don't necessarily have to be from the ocean. seas and large lakes are good candidates too. if u're so afraid - escape to mongolia. no hurricanes, no sand storms, no tsunami, no earthquakes, no volcanoes. until then, help donate to charity to help and victims, and stop bragging about your present location.

    16. Re:Like where? by Kenji_Miyamoto · · Score: 1

      Mt. St. Helens covers a very small area when it erupts. I live north of it around 3 hours by freeway, and the ash and everything never comes up here. The only worry really here is an occaisional small earthquake, which does very little damage. Near Seattle is pretty safe, if you ask me.

    17. Re:Like where? by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Without randomness everything is predetermined. It's possible to influence seemingly random events, although perhaps not in the way you'd expect or hope for. An event which is predetermined cannot be affected.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    18. Re:Like where? by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      Nah, it's all good. I live on the top floor of a tall building, surrounded by other reasonably tall buildings. Just goes to show that Chicago is so much better than wherever the hell you live. Seriously. Stop bragging about where I live, would ya?

      --
      "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - Patton
    19. Re:Like where? by droptone · · Score: 1

      Random movements do not allow for free will, at least in the traditional sense. Random movements are uncaused, and thus the traditional notion of free will (an agent determining its lot) sort evaporates. If you want a cute little book that talks about a naturalistic basis for free will, even though I don't agree with all of his arguments it is a decent read, then check out Elbow Room: The Varieties of Free Will Worth Wanting by Daniel C. Dennett.

      --
      Every post I make begins with the assumption P=~P.
    20. Re:Like where? by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      "But free will does not impact how and when you will die unless you choose to either:"
      I think you are an idiot. Do you think that supersizing every meal will not affect when you die? Do you think not exercising does not change the probability that you will die at an earlier age? What are you smoking?

    21. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but that's the biggest natural disaster of all: Being stuck with a bunch of midwesterners.

    22. Re:Like where? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      I wasn't bragging, I was making a joke, get a fucking sense of humor.

      --
      Buy Steampunk Clothing Online!
    23. Re:Like where? by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      Do you believe things outside your perception can be real? There's a tree somewhere in Argentina of which you have no awareness; it exists anyway. There's a baby being born to your parents, somewhere off in the direction of space-time called "past". There's an old, gray drinkypoo, somewhere off in another direction we call "future", dying. This latter thing is out of your perception, but it is real nonetheless. (Obviously I make up some details, like the "old gray" part, since it's beyond my awareness too.)

      Randomness, causality, those are just ways of describing tendencies in the structure of mass-energy in space-time. "Your time" is real regardless of the exact details of that morphology, whether it's "caused" or "willed" or "destined" or "random".

    24. Re:Like where? by Tonytheloony · · Score: 1

      Why pretentious people such as yourself consistently get modded insightful is beyond the understanding of my simple mind.
      There is no "you'll die when it's your time. Period". That's only *your* belief (and as such is quite insignificant). But of course like all the mindless zombies on this earth, your firmly believe in something for which you have absolutely no proof, and are willing to present it as fact.

      --
      The quickest way to become an atheist is to study the Bible thoroughly.
    25. Re:Like where? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      So are you with me in Streeterville, in the Loop, or Gold Coast?

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    26. Re:Like where? by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Where I live, Potsdam, NY. The only bad thing we have here is snow and ice ... and that's of minimal risk since you can prepare for it at a very reasonable cost.
      -russ

      --
      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    27. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the mega volcano in Yellowstone and the New Madrid Fault in Southern Illinois. Both are overdue for some serious carnage

    28. Re:Like where? by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      Wrigleyville near the lake.

      --
      "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." - Patton
    29. Re:Like where? by gandell · · Score: 1

      Of course, you aren't thinking that I'd be offended by someone calling me pretentious...and calling my beliefs insignificant.
      So why should I be interested in what you have to say? Insults do not produce interest in other's opinions.

      --
      Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    30. Re:Like where? by gandell · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should have said "using common sense". I figured it went without saying that common sense comes into play...if you walk out into a busy street, you're going to die.
      I guess my point was this: Simply because you have free will will not STOP you from dying.
      Once again, insults are the worst way for someone to take you seriously.

      --
      Mercy was given to me by Christ...I must give the same to others.
    31. Re:Like where? by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      There's no reason to simply leave...the fact is that you'll die when it's your time. Period.


      Right...and if there's a tsunami coming and you decide to stay at the beach, it's your time.


      rj

    32. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again, insults are the worst way for someone to take you seriously.

      Unfortunately people don't use them to be taken seriously. Insults are used to try to erode credibility from the person being insulted. And most people are so dumb that they artually work.

    33. Re:Like where? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      escape to mongolia. no hurricanes, no sand storms, no tsunami, no earthquakes, no volcanoes.

      They do have Earthquakes: "An earthquake measuring 5.9 on the Richter Scale hit Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region on 16 Aug 2003. Considered the worst earthquake to strike Inner Mongolia in 700 years, it has caused at least 4 deaths and more than 1,000 injuries. More than 50,000 houses have collapsed, and over 80,000 houses have been seriously damaged."

      And pretty bad Snowstorms.

    34. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god knows when you are going to die, but he did not appoint this time? Is he ominipotent or just ominiscient? So what are the .5% of choices where you are pre-determined? And why aren't those the critical times which actually determine everything else?
      This seems to be an extremely limited and fatalistic world view.

    35. Re:Like where? by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      I got the impression that you were spouting some religious predetermination nonsense. I was not trying to be mean; I thought you were a kook. If I was wrong, I apologize. I agree that we all die eventually. Then: Ringworld :-)

    36. Re:Like where? by e+r+i+k+0 · · Score: 1

      El Paso, TX, USA has had no tornadoes in the past 50 years - at least. There are no large bodies of water around. There are no hurricanes. There are no floods. There are no snowstorms. There is no volcanic activity; no forests to burn. That's possibly the place with the least possible disasters in the United States.

    37. Re:Like where? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the influence(s) was a part of the predetermination process e.g. a self-fulfilling prophecy?

  33. day after tomorrow by PureCreditor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    after seeing the images and videos of the waves rushing with no warning into Asian shores, all of a sudden the pictures from "Day After Tomorrow" become vivid of what might happen to New York City if a tsunami created from the center of the Atlantic arrive in the US eastern seaboard.

    1. Re:day after tomorrow by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, it will freeze and then a million years later the aliens will thaw you out and resurrect your mommy and daddy from the dried snot on your teddy bear. Don't have a teddy bear anymore? Too bad, go extinct then.

      --
      I am no longer wasting my time with slashdot
    2. Re:day after tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:day after tomorrow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was having a really bad day and you cheered me up greatly.

      But still I will continue to be depressed until the weather figures out some way to kill all the rich people and republicans.

      Need more entropy. The atmosphere has to buck faster than rich people can use their money to protect themselves...

      even if all the poor people have to die first...

      damn that is a sad perspective...

      ah well....

      there will be pretty sunsets...

  34. Except that unlike an asteroid... by Telastyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We know where the damned thing is, and can thus take counter measures.

    1. Re:Except that unlike an asteroid... by saihung · · Score: 1

      We could, but it would take an international effort. If engineers and construction crews from the large countries which would be affected (Spain, USA, Canada, UK, Mexico, etc.) could be assembled we might have a shot. La Palma is not a small island at 706 km/sq. The rock in question is in an inaccessable, seismically unstable area at high elevation. The problem here is that no government official is in power for long enough to make long-range planning like this (and at great expense) attractive, ESPECIALLY if, if the effort is successful, the result is that nothing happens. Remember Y2K, when everyone thought all of the remediation was a waste of time when there was no disaster? We're looking at the same thing, but on a moon-landing scale.

  35. Gee-Gees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about the rest of you, but these "Gee-Gees" give me the heebee-jeebies.

  36. What if...... by FXSTD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now that everyones attention is on natural disasters rather than terrorism, let us take this opportunity to combine them....
    Could a terrorist set off a bomb large enough to trigger the slide? Seems like this would be an easier target and do more damage than any nuke a typical terrorist could make.

    1. Re:What if...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be fucking awesome.

    2. Re:What if...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the great idea !

      I've been looking for a good way to strike fear into the hearts of Amerkuns, and this seems like the way to do it !

      - "W"

    3. Re:What if...... by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      Now that everyones attention is on natural disasters rather than terrorism, let us take this opportunity to combine them.... Could a terrorist set off a bomb large enough to trigger the slide? Seems like this would be an easier target and do more damage than any nuke a typical terrorist could make.

      But the main victims would be countries like Senegal and Brazil that have a greater proportion of coastline to total area, and/or poorer disaster response capabilities, as compared to the USA. It's hard to see how that will advance the agenda of any of the terrorists we know about right now.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    4. Re:What if...... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      It's hard to see how that will advance the agenda of any of the terrorists we know about right now
      If they can manage to destroy the entire US eastern seaboard, terrorists of pretty much any stripe will probably accept any other damage as 'aceptable losses'.
      --
      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    5. Re:What if...... by raju1kabir · · Score: 4, Funny
      If they can manage to destroy the entire US eastern seaboard, terrorists of pretty much any stripe will probably accept any other damage as 'aceptable losses'.

      Poppycock. This topic hits close to home for me, because I myself happen to be a major international terrorist. You may remember me from such atrocities as the Chicago Fire, Mount Saint Helens, and Sinbad's movie career.

      The simple fact is, at the end of the day we're slaves to ratings just like everybody else. I recently had to shelve several plans after they focus-grouped poorly, including infecting the world's dolphin population with AIDS to depress imperialist American schoolchildren, and mixing a healthy dose of Nair into the global shampoo supply stream.

      That last one cost me a lot of money - my operatives had already commandeered a Vidal Sassoon supertanker in the Far East when I got the word from Saatchi & Saatchi that the operation was a lead balloon with hairline-conscious 18-35s in Jeddah's bellwether south side.

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    6. Re:What if...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, that was part of the plot of the new Michael Crichton book, State of Fear.

    7. Re:What if...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could a terrorist set off a bomb large enough to trigger the slide? Seems like this would be an easier target and do more damage than any nuke a typical terrorist could make.

      There is never a shortage of ideas on how to be a terrorist. On 9/11/2001, the press was desperately trying to find Air Force One and broadcast its location to everyone. When Tommy Thompson was on his way out, he was sure to mention that our food supply and our ports are very vulnerable. Sweet holy crap, people! When you come up with a good idea on how to attack something, try first telling the people who actually defend it. I know you wouldn't get widespread credit for being clever, but there's at least one Anonymous Coward out here who just thinks you're being a jerk.

    8. Re:What if...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh. war on natural disasters! lets destroy the earth before she destroys us!

      so thats why US wouldn't sign the kyoto accord....

    9. Re:What if...... by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Could a terrorist set off a bomb large enough to trigger the slide?

      Interesting, but hopefully impractical. Even modest tectonic events are in the multi-kiloton range. (1 Megaton is ballpark 4 to 5 Richter, IIR.) Any conventional weapon would need to be used only as a trigger for a seismic release, which would require an unusually skilled geologist to determine placement-- this isn't the sort of thing they usually work on.

      Nonetheless, if you have just one nuke, and want to use it against the US, this could be the most effective spot if you don't mind incidental damage. Mecca should be perfectly safe. =|

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  37. Lame sensationalism. by i41Overlord · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems that nowadays the news has become entertainment instead of information. Journalists scurry to find ways to make The Next Big Headline (tm). Instead of finding ways to make people feel better or do something to help those that need it, they try to find ways to surprise and upset people- anything that will make people watch their channel or read their newspaper.

    Now in the wake of a real natural disaster, all the journalists are hopping on the "tsunami disaster" bandwagon. They're thinking "how can I apply the fear from the disaster which just took place on the other side of the Earth to my own hometown? I bet that'll sell a lot of papers!"

    Summary- there seems to be a big market for profiting from fear and doom 'n gloom predictions and not a very big market for helping people.

    1. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Kraegar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The BBC article:
      Mega-tsunami: Wave of Destruction
      BBC Two 9.30pm 12 October 2000
      Revisited: BBC Four 7pm 24 May 2003

      The other article:
      11 August 2004
      Unstoppable Gee-Gees
      By Gwynne Dyer

      Perhaps the person pointing them out was looking for a tie-in to be sensationalistic, but both articles were written long ago, and were certainly attempts to educate about preventing the disasters of the type that just occurred.

    2. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Summary- there seems to be a big market for profiting from fear and doom 'n gloom predictions and not a very big market for helping people.

      The Church has been operating and thriving under these conditions for hundreds of years.

    3. Re:Lame sensationalism. by zrobotics · · Score: 1

      ummm, don't you know that journalism has been this way for a very long time. "nowadays" must be a period extending back to the first newspapers in the american colonies. many of the facts supporting the stories in early america were fiction created by the editors to further their viewpoint or to "entertain"

      your post is just bitching about a problem that can't really be fixed without completely restructuring the way the world's media works, a very difficult, if not impossible, task

      as long as newspapers are capalist enterprises, they will be out to make money, and their goal will NOT be helping people. I'm sorry, but it seems really idealistic and stupid to expect buisnesses to be more concerned with helping people and making them feel good about themselves. nice as it sounds, and as much as i would like to see it, those kind of buisnesses don't last very long. however, the last thing we want is a government-run media, especially with bush as president in the U.S, so it's probably better to stick with the current system. after all, if you don't like the way the news you're getting is being presented, all you have to do is seek out another news source, or, better yet, get your news from multiple sources and sort out the facts from the FUD

    4. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now in the wake of a real natural disaster, all the journalists are hopping on the "tsunami disaster" bandwagon.

      I kid you not, the day after it happened, there was a huge headline on CNN that went something like "Tsunami Disaster: Could It Happen Here?"

    5. Re:Lame sensationalism. by CrkHead · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Please note the dates on the articles. The first one is from 10/2000 with an update 05/2003; the second one is from last August.

      It's not that they were written because they are now relevant; rather they are getting attention because sensational news does sell.

    6. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Nowadays journalists are scurrying to find the next big headline? Yeah, there just isn't journalistic integrity anymore. Like in the oldendays, when we went to WAR with mexico because of COMPLETELY SPECULATIVE newspaper headlines claiming they blew up one of our ships. Face it, it's not a problem with "today" it is a problem with human nature.

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    7. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm.....

      "Summary- there seems to be a big market for profiting from fear and doom 'n gloom predictions and not a very big market for helping people.
      "

      are you, by any chance referring to George Bush's re-election campaign?

    8. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the same time, maybe they are just trying to get Americans to care. To many people, this is just another disaster on the other side of the world, that has absolutely NO bearing on their life. Now around 70,000 reported dead, do people care? Look at all that was done for 911, all the support, shock, coverage. Compare those 3,000 people to this disaster and it is minor in comparison of lives lost. We need those front page articles to convince people that they are part of this world, and this event should effect their life.

      Oh well.. My .02...

    9. Re:Lame sensationalism. by grunherz · · Score: 1

      I assume you're referring to the year 1898.

      That would be a war with Spain, and the ship in question would be the U.S.S. Maine which blew up in Havana Harbor.

      It was called "Yellow Journalism" at the time.

      But it has been happening for many years before this.

      --
      Four weeks, Twenty papers, that's two dollars ... plus tip.
    10. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      >> when we went to WAR with mexico because of COMPLETELY SPECULATIVE newspaper headlines claiming
      >> they blew up one of our ships.

      Um, we never went to war with Mexico because newspapers claimed they blew up one of our ships. Perhaps you're thinking of something else. It doesn't help your argument when you can't remember your facts correctly.

    11. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      When I first read your post, I read the second article as being titled:

      Unstoppable Bee-Gees

      What a letdown when I realized my misundertsanding.

    12. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now in the wake of a real natural disaster, all the journalists are hopping on the "tsunami disaster" bandwagon. They're thinking "how can I apply the fear from the disaster which just took place on the other side of the Earth to my own hometown? I bet that'll sell a lot of papers!"


      I bet it would sell a lot of papers, and do you know why? Because that's what the people buying the newspapers would be interested in reading. That's what journalists do; they try to write about the things that people want to read about. (Journalism is a business, afterall, and must turn a profit to succeed - unless you would prefer to receive your news from state-run media.)

      Yes, journalists also write about the things that they think people should want to know about but, not surprisingly, that doesn't work very well. People tend to read what they're interested in, not what someone else thinks they should be interested in. (Do you read every story on Slashdot or just the ones that interest you?)

      If you don't like the kind of stuff that sells newspapers, don't blame the journalists; blame the readers.
    13. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      "was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor!?"

      --

      There is much cruelty in the universe, John.
      Yeah, we seem to have the tour map.

    14. Re:Lame sensationalism. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      It was Spain, not Mexico. That doesn't change the point at all.

      --
      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
    15. Re:Lame sensationalism. by drew · · Score: 1

      it was actually spain, not mexico. there were a lot of causes behind the spanish american war, but the newspapers were primarily responsible for getting public support for the war. one of the primary culprits was william hearst, who wrote to one of his employees requesting to return home from an uneventful stay in havana, "please remain. you furnish the pictures and i'll furnish the war."

      from wikipedia:

      On February 15, 1898, the American battleship USS Maine in Havana harbor suffered an explosion and quickly sank with a loss of 260 men. Evidence as to the cause of the explosion was inconclusive and contradictory, but the American press, led by the two New York papers, proclaimed that this was certainly a despicable act of sabotage by the Spaniards. The press aroused the public to demand war, with the slogan "Remember the Maine! To hell with Spain!"....

      US President William McKinley was not inclined towards war, and had long held out against intervention, but the Maine explosion so forcefully shaped public opinion that he had to agree.

      --
      If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
    16. Re:Lame sensationalism. by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was Saddam Bin Laden that bombed Pearl Harbour?

      --
      Money for nothing, pix for free
  38. This would be the greatest weapon ever. by scorp1us · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Imagine a terrorist organization that detonates a bomb in the fissure. It is the stuff movies are made about. (Indecentlally if you are a movie maker you can buy that idea off me) You'd nail every country you hate and then some. But the problem is it only works once, so it is not good for terrorism per se.

    The solution is the same as the problem. I would fracture the land mass and incrementally slide it in to the ocean. Several planned tsunamis are better than one big unplanned one.

    I do not know if it is possible, but with that death toll and desvistation, it looks like we should get some geologists down there to see if it can't be done. It is resy though, you don't want to trigger the whole thing. Perhaps, it could be divided horizontally to remove the downward stress, rather than splitting slices off vertically?

    --
    Slashdot's rate-of-post filter: Preventing you from posting too many great ideas at once.
    1. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      You might want to read 'State of fear', especially if you're a 'global waming' sceptic (Michael Crichton would appear to be...)

      Simon.

      --
      Physicists get Hadrons!
    2. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by TheCabal · · Score: 1

      Lex Luthor already tried something similar in Superman I. I don't think the movie studios are going to be lining up at your door.

    3. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Indecentlally if you are a movie maker you can buy that idea off me

      Sorry, bub, you'll have to pay me royalties based on my earlier post over at Technocrat. :)

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    4. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      But the problem is it only works once, so it is not good for terrorism per se.

      Hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings is also unlikely to work over and over again. In fact, it seems that it already failed the fourth time they tried. I don't think they would consider this a "problem".

    5. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by wolssiloa · · Score: 1

      Geologists working for the US Government contemplated setting off small earthquakes in the San Andreas fault in the 60's I believe. But they ultimately backed away because they didn't want to be responsible setting off the one that killed too many people.

    6. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't even need a nuke. It's even possible a nuke would be counterproductive, and stick the mass there even harder.

      Look back about a month or so ago. In Western Utah they were doing some sort of desalination thing, and pumping the brine deep underground. There were also minor tremors nearby in Colorado. Turned out that the brine was lubricating a fault, and the tremors were little slips.

      They stopped pumping the brine in Utah.

      Which in a way is really dumb, because the pressure down there is building. Letting it out in lots of small slips is better than having it go off in a big one. But I guess in the US we're so into the blame game that we'd rather have a catastrophic accident that we can't get blamed for than minor incidents that we can.

      So you don't need, maybe don't even want, a nuke.
      Just a pumping station for ocean water.

      --
      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    7. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This was the plot of a James Bond film. The owner of Zorin(the producers apparently did not know a REAL chip maker called Zoran exists) was trying to detonate massive explosives in a San Jose fault causing Silicon Valley to be flooded. Then his chip supplier would rule being the only one that survived.

    8. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd nail every country you hate and then some.

      Including the ones which support you and the ones which you're trying to protect?

      Sorry, but terrorist != nihilist.

      Now, if you mean "terrorist" in the Blofeld/Dr. Evil/"Pay us a trillion dollars or else" sense, then maybe you've got something. ;)

    9. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the plot of Christopher Brookmyre's Not The End of the World, only it had a Jerry Falwell-style televangelist planning to use Russian nukes in the Pacific to wipe out sinful Los Angeles (and corner the inland real-estate market at the same time).

      Brookmyre's always a good read; his books are basically Bill Hicks-style social satire in the form of tightly-paced thrillers.

    10. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude, already done :) If you want to read a fantastic book that describes just that scenario, I suggest "Ragnarok" (I'm almost certain that that's the name of it - but I can't find any info on google)

      It basically revolves around a group of environmental scientists who plant a nuclear bomb in a fissure under Iceland and threaten to detonate it if their demands aren't met. The explosion in the fissure would cause a global disaster.

      I couldn't put it down, and it is done in a very realistic way. If you're lucky enough to come across it, read it. You won't be disappointed.

      --
      "And then I visited Wikipedia ...and the next 8 hours are a blur..."
    11. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Uhh.... in the US you cannot copyright and sell an idea, only the expression of the idea ;-)
      Oh - people can use the charachters in your story too if they are not 'well deliniated' enough.

      --
      Libertas in infinitum
    12. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      But the problem is it only works once, so it is not good for terrorism per se.

      Unless your goal is not just to terrorize America but to destroy it, as Al Quaeda's is. Then such a plot would work pretty well. Combine it with some bioterror in the West and the Heartland that requires quarantines and shuts down interstate commerce, and you've delivered quite a blow.

      --
      Flying is easy, just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
    13. Re:This would be the greatest weapon ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I feel it's useful to correct a point in your post:

      Which in a way is really dumb, because the pressure down there is building. Letting it out in lots of small slips is better than having it go off in a big one.

      This isn't necessarily true. The reactivation of small faults by an increase in the pore fluid pressure is a well known effect.

      It's most common after constructing reservoirs: the wave of increasing pore fluid pressure in rocks under the reservoir, rather than the extra weight or any special property of the water (any fluid would do the same thing), causes small quakes.

      The pressure down there is not, however, necessarily building. It is entirely reasonable, in some cases, to expect that no quakes would occur without the increase in isostatic pressure. There can be constant stress on a fault where that stress is simply to low to cause earthquakes under normal circumstances, but where the increase in differential stress by an increase in fluid pressure is just enough to reactivate it. This also suggests that in many such cases there isn't sufficient stress to produce large earthquakes. Furthermore, many faults simply aren't large enough to produce large earthquakes irrespective of fluid pressure. And finally, it doesn't follow that many small quakes will necessarily relieve stress and prevent a large one.

      Fortunately, despite the rabid idiots screaming nonsense in the popular press, it is unlikely that the collapse of the island would actually produce a major tsunami, thus any questions of nukes, pumping water in to the rift, pumping water out of the rift, or volcanic eruption are unlikely to matter too much to anyone living any reasonable distance from the island.

  39. I wonder... by Nuskrad · · Score: 1
    It's not news at all that...

    So why is it being posted on a news website? I realise this has been brought to attention by recent events, but does it really need front page posting?

  40. Saw this on Drudge 2 days ago by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

    When will Slashdot have some News, instead of being just an RSS aggregator with commentary?

    --
    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
  41. Oh, well... by mogrify · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... there go the blue states :(

    --
    perl -e 'foreach(values %SIG){$_="IGNORE";}while(){}'
    1. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your smiley is backwards.

    2. Re:Oh, well... by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      (Puts on Cynic hat...)
      And THAT'S why the (current) government is not going to do anything about it. :-P

      --
      Never give any object more potential energy than you want it to have.
    3. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm...let's see, Florida, Georgia, North & South Carolina, Viginia...I think a few Red States will get hit too...

    4. Re:Oh, well... by proverbialcow · · Score: 1

      Except for Wisconsin and Minnesota, my home state and state of current residence, respectively.

      There are also California, Oregon and Washington to consider. Some will claim Oregon and Washington will bite it when the San Andreas Fault causes California to slide into the ocean, but here in Real Science land, that still leaves five blue states.

      --
      The only surefire protection against Microsoft infections is abstinence. - The Onion
    5. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Virginia, the Carolinas, Georgia, and Florida are so blue ;).

    6. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Illinois votes blue, and will continue to do so as long as the tsunami doesn't work its way through the Great Lakes and annihilate Cook County.

    7. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would be blue to if you were covered in 100 feet of water.

    8. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, like being dead is going to stop them.

    9. Re:Oh, well... by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Where would our nation's capitol be relocated to?

    10. Re:Oh, well... by sean23007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Chicago. An inland location is much safer, from natural disasters and attacks.

      Or ... OUTER SPACE! Maybe cooler people would run for office if they knew their desk would be in orbit.

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    11. Re:Oh, well... by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      Be as resentful as you want, conservatives, but you really do need those blue states. For example, the ten states that require the most federal aid are red states, and the ten states that offer the most federal aid (because they have the money to give) are blue. Without the liberals to leech off of, and to pay for your highways, and to give health care to your elderly, and education to your children, you'd be in a lot more trouble. You'd think you'd do those things yourselves ...

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    12. Re:Oh, well... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      If the red staters were as evil as the blue staters portray them, they'd be out there with jacks right now...

      --
      Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    13. Re:Oh, well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a joke, but I had a date with a girl recently who blamed global warming on Bush and Haliburton. The theory is that since the Democratic states are near the water and if we melt the polar ice cap then those states disappear. This same person also says that Bush is a moron. How could he be a moron and come up with a devious plan that sounds like it came from a James Bond movie. That is Dr. No level evil genius.

    14. Re:Oh, well... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      If the red staters were as evil as the blue staters portray them

      A popular misconception.

      Red staters aren't evil...just stupid. :)

    15. Re:Oh, well... by z80kid · · Score: 1

      Wow - this is the first time I ever heard anyone say that conservative/republican voters were out to get more welfare. If the red-staters are such awful aid leeches, why do they vote for politicians that want to cut social programs and aid? And if the blue-staters are getting ripped off by these "leeches", why do they vote for politicians that want more aid programs? By your own logic, you ought to vote conservative too, and hope the "red-staters" get their to "do those things themselves". Apparently they want to.

  42. Preventing the catastrophe by laukev7 · · Score: 1

    Isn't there a way to blow up that island in advance, so that the tsunami will be entirely predicted and planned? Like, put some explosives at several strategic places, and blow them up one at a time to divide the mega tsunami into many mini tsunamis.

    It might be a REALLY long and REALLY expensive process, but the costs would be less than the casualties and enormous economical damages a tsunami would cause. How about using all those bombs for something useful, instead of dumping them on Iraqis?

  43. that's ridiculous by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you CAN do something about the canary island threat: shave the mountain away, bit by bit

    the canary island threat is an above-water threat of fixed location, unlike the undersea, underearth, unseen, unlocated threat in the indian ocean, or the more usual suspects in the pacific ring of fire

    it would be an enormous task, and cost billions, but after the deadly tsunami in asia, you can bet there might be some real interest in the possibility now

    your fatalism makes sense about candy wrappers and death at age 95, but even you would go out of the way to not step on a candy wrapper, if you SAW IT at the top of the stairs, no?

    well guess what: we see the canary islands, we don't have to fall down those stairs

    therefore, your fatalism is an inappropriate response to the canary islands possibility

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:that's ridiculous by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      well guess what: we see the canary islands, we don't have to fall down those stairs

      We only see the tops of the Canary Islands. The majority of the mass of this island (and the mass that threatens the eastern US) is well below sea level. How do you propose we "shave away" that portion of the island?

      --
      TODO: Insert witty sig
  44. Weaponized Tsunamis? by SlideGuitar · · Score: 1

    So how long before the US government or Osama figures out that a nuclear bomb or (maybe) even a good chunk of high explosives trigering a landslide can be used as a weapon of mass destruction... a delivery system if you will?

    Whoops. Quick delete this post before Osama reads it. Nah, his folks are just as smart as me.

    You don't have to get close to the US with your big bomb... just send the wave across the sea. However I suspect that the power unleashed by a 9.0 magnitude earthquake is much larger than any inexpensive nuclear device they could lay their hands on.... but if a nuclear device could trigger a huge landslide.... well then.

    Well.

    Very interesting.

    I feel pretty safe in Portland Oregon, possible erruptions of Mt. St. Helens and Mt. Hood aside.

    But coastal Oregon and the Pacific region? The Atlantic seaboard?

    Yikes.

    1. Re:Weaponized Tsunamis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However I suspect that the power unleashed by a 9.0 magnitude earthquake is much larger than any inexpensive nuclear device they could lay their hands on....
      Actually, in terms of megatons, they're in the same ballpark.
    2. Re:Weaponized Tsunamis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read a book called Fire Ice by Clive Cussler. It follows that line of thought.

    3. Re:Weaponized Tsunamis? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so certain about the safety of Portland. An earthquake in the middle of the Pacific can take us out too on the West Coast.

      --
      09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
    4. Re:Weaponized Tsunamis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False.

    5. Re:Weaponized Tsunamis? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I was thinking along the same lines. I'd never heard of this place untill now, and I bet terrorists never have either. Then I thought "Well, suppose those fuckers tried to make that thing slide off a little faster than nature would? How much explosives would it take?"

      Than I thought, "bah, I'm in NM."

    6. Re:Weaponized Tsunamis? by temojen · · Score: 1

      If by "in the same ballpark" you mean within 6 orders of magnitude (base 10).

  45. Wave Height by bzebarth · · Score: 5, Informative
    that will sweep across the Atlantic that will still be anything from 60 to 150 ft high when it hits the U.S. Eastern seaboard

    I heard an interview with someone from NOAA with the Pacific Marine Environmental Laboratory in Seatle that described what happens when a Tsunami occurs. He said when the wave travels through deep water it has tremendous speed (hundreds of mile/hour) but is only a few feet high. As it comes into shallow water the wave slows down to 10s of miles/hour and that causes the huge wall of water. So a Tsunami is not really a 100 ft wave as it travels through the ocean only once it nears land.

    Just my $.02.

    1. Re:Wave Height by Spirilis · · Score: 1

      Yes, I believe they taught this in an oceanography course I took in college.

      --
      the real at&t mix
    2. Re:Wave Height by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's what I remember from science classes as well. The wavelength is converted to wave height (shortening the wavelength) as the depth of the water decreases, say, when it reaches the continental shelf.

    3. Re:Wave Height by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      given the state of things right now, I prefer to value my wisdom in GBP or Euros, but the Swiss Franc and Gold remain good fallback options.

      Just my GBP0.0104382/EUR0.0147207.......

  46. Re:Seems like true by jridley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    RTFA. No, we're not ready, because we choose not to be.

    Paraphrasing the article:

    A warning would result in the possibility of evacuating tens of millions of people for what could be weeks or months and maybe nothing will happen. Nobody wants to do that.

    OTOH, nobody wants to get the warning, not order an evacuation, and be responsible for millions of deaths.

    So the "smart" politician's winning game is to not set up the systems where there would be a warning. So there are not enough seismometers to know if there's something about to happen.

  47. Re:Seems like true by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

    It sounds like no one could be ready - the wave would just be too big. All that could be hoped for is an evacuation, and we don't even have early warning systems in place for that.

    What really worries me is the possibilities for a terrorist to place a small nuclear bomb there. With a small weapon, placed in a low-security location, a single act of terror could destroy New York, Washington, Boston, etc. - the entire eastern seaboard!

    --
    while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
  48. Tsunami Tsimulator? by starglider29a · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the same vein as the Asteroid Simulator page (http://www.lpl.arizona.edu/impacteffects/), is there anything that can give us some ballpark figures on tsunami wave height and speed vs. distance for a given energy? (Like an Asteroid Strike?) Using 2004 MN4 as a sample, The Impact Simulator gives this value. "The crater opened in the water has a diameter of 5.41 km = 3.36 miles"

    Can we use that to estimate a wave height at a given distance?

    Also, if an impact we in the Indian Ocean, what effect would be seen in the Red Sea and the Persian Gulf, being narrow, shallow waterways? We all remember the "shotgun blast" from the Gulf of California in Lucifer's Hammer, now don't we?

    1. Re:Tsunami Tsimulator? by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      A similar effect could take place in the Bay of Fundy along the New Bruswick coast. The bay is long and narrow and acts as a giant funnel. The highest tides in the world are found here. Do a google search for "flower pot rocks" to see the results of these tidal forces. I can just imagine what would happen if a tsunami rolled up and in to the mouth of the bay. The only thing that migh save the area is that the south-eastern tip of Nova Scotia would deflect much of the water volume.

      --
      TODO: Insert witty sig
  49. I don't think so by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    If you're truly a bible thumper, you can know that no man can predict the ways of God. Unless of course God told you what would happen to tell others, like Jonah in Ninevah. It also says there shouldn't be any further prophets you should look for. God's calling people to help spread his word, but not for prophesy.

    Check out my link, I have a nice logical explaination on how you can analyze the bible. Its good for scientists and tech people who don't buy into the pure faith argument.

    1. Re:I don't think so by teshuvah · · Score: 1

      No thanks, I'm a Jew, and very involved in the counter-missionary movement.

    2. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No thanks, I'm a Jew, and very involved in the counter-missionary movement."

      Would you please explain what the movement mentioned above is ?

      I'm curious about your stand on the Nazi-like behavior of your people in Israel, too.

    3. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, are the Jews Nazi like because they oppose "people" who follow a "religion" which states they will "push the Jews into the sea"?

      They are Nazis for wanting to PREVENT another Holocaust and another butching of millions of Jews?

    4. Re:I don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you believe a loving God would torture his children who don't believe in Jesus?

      Even though the Jews had a valid covenant with God?

      Did he just obsolete his covenant like Micro$oft does with its products when they withdraw support?

      "Sorry, we don't support 'Avoid fiery eternal torture of your soul in the Lake Of Fire' with Covenant v1.0 anymore, if you didn't upgrade to v2.0 you will burn."

      That stuff about it being a solemn promise and that "all Israel will be saved" in the Old Testament no longer holds, right?

      He speaketh:

      I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REVISE THE "AVOID HELL" EULA. I DID POST THE NEW VERSION ON THE WEBSITE (A.K.A. "TESTAMENT v2.0"). I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE FURTHER MANDATORY UPDATES.

      AfterLife->LakeOfFire->Escape("covenant v1.0")

      ERROR: Obsolete function argument - no longer supported: Operation aborted.

      WARNING: Local temperature now exceeds 500 degress Fahrenheit.

      Before you flame the Jews let me tell you I am a Christian. There is no place for anti-Semitism on Slashdot. Save it for IRC or something.

  50. Doomed... by superstick58 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Doomed! The megatsunami will hit us in a thousand years and we are doomed. DOOMED!!

    1. Re:Doomed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could just as easily happen 20 minutes from now as 1000 years from now.

    2. Re:Doomed... by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      Time to start moving our planet (and farming worlds) to another galaxy. Oh, wait...

    3. Re:Doomed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doomed! The megatsunami will hit us in a thousand years and we are doomed. DOOMED!!

      No need to worry. See, this trusty pet rock of mine keeps tsunamis away.

  51. Easy solution by jsrlepage · · Score: 1

    You just send ballistic missiles confront the waves, and the moment they get to the tidal wave, make em explode and break the wave. seems simple enough to work.

    AND you get to disarm whatever country's smart enough to care more about the lives of the citizens than the sparkle of their missiles.

    --
    This is my opinion. Everyone has a right to my opinion.
    1. Re:Easy solution by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      except that tsunami waves are not just the occulting kind of wave... the ocean is actually moving and the hight of the wave beyond the continental shelf might be no more than a meter.

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    2. Re:Easy solution by jsrlepage · · Score: 1

      me and my unexistant skills in mother nature's domain.

      --
      This is my opinion. Everyone has a right to my opinion.
    3. Re:Easy solution by redbullman · · Score: 1

      yeah, heh, in true tsunami conditions, even boats will barely feel the passing wave under them.

  52. Maybe this is a really stupid question by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

    but if they're that worried about this, why not simply remove the volume of water surrounding the area by either creating an artificial island, or creating a group of enough aquatic piles and removing the seawater to such an extent that it wouldn't matter, or would severely reduce the height of the waves?

    I know half a trillion tons of rock is a lot, but then so are a hundred million lives.

    [goes into politics]

    It would also divert money away from the US's more aggressive home defence foreign policies, which can't be a bad thing...

    And if you want to keep a scary 'terror' paranoid perspective - I wonder what kind of airliner or ship would be required to give that mass of earth the correct nudge to cause a catastrophic mega-tsunami?

    --
    Baka Drew
    1. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      they could easily be a bad thing. right now, if we get out of iraq before it is stable then the chance for an even greater problem coming from it increase exponentially.

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    2. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      debatable. there's plenty of other international peacekeeping forces there too, such as the UK forces and the Japanese SDF. Now most of the actual fighting is done the hearts and minds approach is working fairly well, and it would also silence some of the critics who believe that the democracy installed is just US puppetry. It would cost the US international face, but at the same time, going in did too. It may also be a good thing for detractors of the US to see some true construction going on, rather than reconstruction after destruction.

      --
      Baka Drew
    3. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      umm... you really think that 50K troops (more like 40K) could keep security up in this environment? and you really think that the Government after this election will be seen as a US puppet? it is kind of hard to get a puppet government in there when you are letting the popular vote rule the day.

      here are the facts... we never had the troops needed to ensure security.. we need more troops to ensure it.. we are not putting more troops in and we can not pull back until after the elections, at which time we will have to play by ear to see how it goes. depending on how the elections o, the US might find itself tossed out on its petard.

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    4. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that stability could be enforced. But the mob with the pitchforks certainly don't like US-branded (or UK or Japanese, or NZ or any of the others) military in their country, and that's why people are still dying out there.

      Crushing a resistance only creates more resistance.

      Imho, I don't think external forces propping up Iraq is the best option. Let it fall over if it's going to, without anyone else to blame, and let it's own people create something new from the wreckage. Don't just trust that ousting a dictator and putting soldiers on the streets has made a bad situation good.

      --
      Baka Drew
    5. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      the band with pitch forks.. you mean the group 500 - 2000 Iraqis and 3000 Foreign fighters that are causing all the trouble?

      so what you are saying is that if the US had a group of people that numbered in only the low thousands (1 - 5 thousand) and they were committing horrible acts of terror because they wanted Bush removed from office, then Bush should listen to them?

      you have perhaps a skewed look at the problems in Iraq... almost all the people are not violent against the US or the forming government. most want the US out as soon as posable but know that they must stay in to secure them from the attackers. a galloup poll taken a few months ago asked iraqis if they liked the US being there... almost all non-kurdish Iraqis said no.... but then they asked if they wanted the US to leave... the answer was almost the same number from the previous question indicated that they do not want the US to leave.

      this is not a popular uprising and submitting to the will of a few dedicated and morally corrupted individuals is not the way to run a policy or fix a problem.

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    6. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      "this is not a popular uprising and submitting to the will of a few dedicated and morally corrupted individuals is not the way to run a policy or fix a problem."

      The people that the US is currently fighting could feel exactly the same way... The US Government certainly being dedicated (although I'd question morally corrupted, but hey, eye of the beholder and all that...)

      I could go into very strong opinions on this, but unfortunately for both of us I think we've both crossed into this territory:
      http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php /00b9a680/46 3c5922
      I'd argue to the hilt with my friends, but a public forum with strangers? No debate's really worth it, opinions are opinions after all, and I don't believe either of us is in a position to suddenly make a change to international foreign policy to make our opinion become action.

      But as far as things go, I'm not convinced a continuing foreign presence will make things better. There's a risk of dependence on it in the future. I'll stick to my 'reboot and see what happens' position.

      --
      Baka Drew
    7. Re:Maybe this is a really stupid question by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      add to your opinion the fact that this is a tiny number of people and ten ask yourself if you REALY think =5000 people should decide the fate of 25 million.

      should the Mafia make policy for the FBI?

      --



      I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
  53. The Pacific Northwest by funny-jack · · Score: 1

    Once again, I find myself quite happy that I live in Seattle. Sure, we're not disaster-proof, but we seem to be a lot safer than many other parts of the world...

    --
    You probably shouldn't click this.
    1. Re:The Pacific Northwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the grinding monotony of perpetually overcast skies and a starbucks on all 4 corners of every intersection drive you all to mass suicide.

      Cheers.

    2. Re:The Pacific Northwest by grawk · · Score: 1

      Ok, you honestly believe that a mega tsunami from some volcano in the canary islands is more likely to happen than the mega volcano that is sitting just outside seattle's city limits?

    3. Re:The Pacific Northwest by rainman_bc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't think for a second the Olympic Peninsula will protect you from a 150ft Tsunami. Might slow it down, but not stop it.

      As well, don't forget that Baker is a dormant Volcano too. And not to mention there's an earthquake expected sometime on the West Coast too.

      Remember the one we had a few years ago??? (I'm from Vancouver, BC - we felt it too...)

      --
      09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
    4. Re:The Pacific Northwest by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Mt. Baker poses more of a problem for Vancouver, BC than for Seattle.

      But the main places of hurt for a Mt. Baker eruption would be Whatcom and Skagit counties.

      Mt. Rainier is the ticking timebomb for Seattle.
      The Green River Valley is an old lahar flow, and it goes all the to Lake Washington in Renton... and the Nisqually River comes off of Mt. Rainier, too...

      Now there are the signs of past tsunamis (from land slips or earthquakes) in Puget Sound that have done some pretty heavy damage. There are a lot of rather large old-growth trees in the bottom of Lake Washington, for example, that appear to have been washed down after an earthquake shook the water out of the lake high enough to wash the trees into the lake. Of course, they're now being pulled up and cut into some mighty fine wood...

      And there are other signs of local tsunami action in Puget Sound as well.

      (grew up in Bellingham, Whatcom Co., and Seattle).

      Now, what would an earthquake do in the flood plain areas of the Frasier River valley? Hmm... lots of people live there. Fill (including river sedimentation areas) tends to liquify to some extent in an earthquake or magnify/focus earthquake waves... and a good earthquake off the coast of Washington or Vancouver Island could send some nice tsunami action down the Strait of Juan de Fuca...

    5. Re:The Pacific Northwest by ddavis539 · · Score: 1

      Yeah right. I grew up in the Bellingham, WA area and heard constantly about the potential disaster of one of the volcanos blowing up, or the big earthquake that was expected in the region. Not the relativiely minor one that hit Seattle a few years back.

      I feel much safer in Utah with the crappy/rude drivers, forest fires, droughts and potential earthquake. At least we don't have to deal with hurricanes, tsunamis and massive tornados.

      There's no point worrying about things you can't control. There really aren't any places free from natural disasters.

  54. Pfft ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pfft ... spare us the details. Unless your colon can cause wide-spread devasta#@5%^ NO CARRIER

  55. Silly Questions But... by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    Can we think of something to stop those waves? I know that have tremendous amounts of energy. However, even a warning system won't do a lot of good if those waves slam into DC, NYC, and Boston. I wonder what the US Navy thinks of all this. A single disaster wiping out most of our Atlantic fleet would be disasterous.

    --
    EvilCON - Made Famous by /.
    1. Re:Silly Questions But... by bje2 · · Score: 1

      a huge wall off our eastern seaboard...that's the answer!...

      --

      "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    2. Re:Silly Questions But... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      Ask whoever's in charge of the US military presence at Diego Garcia (British Indian Ocean Territory). It's south of the Maldives, yet according to the few news items that made any mention of it, there was 'no damage sustained'. This despite the big wave traveling past there and trashing fishing boats in Somalia.

      So either they're fibbing about the amount of damage they sustained, or they prepared adequately, and should use the same methods here in the US.

      --
      I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
    3. Re:Silly Questions But... by rossdee · · Score: 1

      The topography of the ocean bottom makes a lot of difference to the effect of a tsunami. some islands are not affected much since they dont have a sloping continental shelf to concentrate the wave.

    4. Re:Silly Questions But... by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1

      So Diego Garcia has a substantially different substructure than the Maldives?

      --
      I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
  56. Anyone else contemplate moving just now? by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

    All of the sudden I'm feeling a little bit country.

    1. Re:Anyone else contemplate moving just now? by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

      All of the sudden I'm feeling a little bit country.
      If an asteroid causes the next wave, you'll feel a little rock and roll too...... Donnie O.

  57. Or.. by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    It could not happen at all. The Canary Island volcano could just slowly slip into the sea, piece by piece, over centuries or millenia, and not come crashing down all at once.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  58. Mod up parent! by WillWare · · Score: 1
    This is a great idea. There is a risk that breaking off chunks carelessly might make the whole mass slide. So there'd have to be some study and planning before we started.

    It might also be possible to ease tectonic pressures under the Canaries by making some artificial volcanoes, or making some cuts in plates to give a little more elbow room, assuming those are practical things to try to do. This would push off the problem farther into the future.

    But then if big projects like those are practical, maybe it'd be practical to set up some baffles in the water around the Canaries to break up the tsunami, and intentionally trigger it at a known time.

    --
    WWJD for a Klondike Bar?
    1. Re:Mod up parent! by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I thought baffles were a cool idea the last time this was on /., but now I have weirder one.

      Let's build a huge dike around where the mountain is going to slide and drain it. We can call up the Netherlands, they know how to do this kind of stuff.

      Combine that with some baffles, and we can break off a piece at a time and drop it, with limited risk if the whole thing breaks lose.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    2. Re:Mod up parent! by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      But then if big projects like those are practical, maybe it'd be practical to set up some baffles in the water around the Canaries to break up the tsunami, and intentionally trigger it at a known time.

      Those would be some mighty big baffles:

      Mega-tsunami: Wave of Destruction:

      There is evidence that seems to show collapses like La Palma create mega-tsunami that really can cross whole oceans and devastate distant continents. Scientists know that one of the last volcanic landslides in the Canaries happened here on a neighbouring island to La Palma. When a section of the island collapsed around 120,000 years ago it launched a mega-tsunami which would have swept across the Atlantic towards the Americas. Simon Day believes that evidence for its destructive power can be seen thousands of miles away in the Bahamas. He believes the huge wave reshaped some of these islands, blasting these shaped chevron ridges up to 10 kilometres long across parts of the Bahamian coastline. The wave also ripped vast boulders from off the ocean floor, some over 1,000 tons in weight and dumped them high above sea-level.

    3. Re:Mod up parent! by Artfldgr · · Score: 1

      actually it would work.. and he is right (i mentioned something similar in another post).. it would be wiser to do it in sections this way.. starting with the middle.. (once divided each section is less harmful if you start at the end then you still have the whole length left over)

    4. Re:Mod up parent! by Bromrrrrr · · Score: 1

      We can call up the Netherlands, they know how to do this kind of stuff.

      Yes, as a dutchie I can tell you that our country is so flat because we have blown-up all our mountains in the past.

      I am not at liberty to tell you how we did it, but cows and windmills were involved.

      When there were no more mountains to blow up we got bored and legalized marihuana.

      --

      What a rotten party, have we run out of beer or something?
  59. It will never happen here.......not to us.... by JohnHegarty · · Score: 1

    The sad thing is , no one will listen until they are counting body bags...

    1. Re:It will never happen here.......not to us.... by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

      Hey, counting body bags gives you a lot of time to listen. It's not like you need your full attention for counting....

      --
      Just junk food for thought...
  60. Agreed by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because a disaster can happen at any time, I never wear a seatbelt or install smoke alarms plus I make sure to always wear loose clothing near my tablesaw and run with scissors.

  61. HOUSE FOR SALE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somerville, MA. Union Sq area. Good deal on valuable two-family property. Get a leg up on your neighbors and "lease to own". $475K!!!

  62. Re:Seems like true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me and my surfboard are ready.

  63. Re:Seems like true by sk8dork · · Score: 1

    that's too american. not 'jihad' enough. no suicides involved.

    --
    ...all cock-blockery aside...
  64. Semper Fidelis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hell, yes!

    Whatever it is, we'll just fucking send in the Marines and they'll take care of it!

    1. Re:Semper Fidelis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hasn't worked so far, has it?

  65. Huh? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1
    According to the disclaimer at the end of the article:

    "Please Note: I shall be using double quotation marks in all cases from now on, as single quotation marks tend to vanish in almost every e-mail program known to man."

    I can't think of ONE email program that would behave that way!

  66. It's good for the economy! by HexaByte · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's good for the economy! Poor people will be hit the hardest, except for the mega-rich and thier beachfront properties, of course. That means with more of the poor wiped out, less welfare to pay. Which will be good, because the tax base will shrink, too.

    Then they'll also be all the work to clean up, bury the bodies, rebuild, etc. No more unemployment! At that point, will be asking the surviving Mexicans to wade the Rio Grande to help out!

    And just think of all the ways we can rebuild those antiquated, overcrowded, old costal cities into vibrant, new, spacious cities!

    Did I mention I'm in real estate?

    --
    HexaByte - he's a square and a half!
  67. I think these tsunami theorists will soon be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all washed up...

  68. No not because of no immediate reward by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 1

    They won't do it for the same reason they don't seed clouds to try to prevent hurricanes anymore: liability. If they do it and fail, or trigger a disaster, there will be hell to pay.

  69. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by bludstone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Because everyone decided to not worry about an Indian Ocean tsunami

    http://slashdot.org/articles/04/12/28/0120240.sh tm l?tid=99&tid=1

    Uh, actually, plenty of people worried. Arthur C Clarke was there researching the possibility.

    --

    The purpose of Project Warn is combine enhanced communications and IT systems to provide warning of impending natural or man-made disasters and to provide on-going communications and remote sensing and GIS support during disaster relief operations. The Clarke Foundation is working with the Pacific Disaster Center, the Asian Disaster Mitigation Organization, the United Nations, and the US and Japanese Governments as coordinated through the JUSTSAP organization to carry out a suitable test and demonstration in this area.In particular a simulation and test is being planned in the Pacific Region in 2005 to determine to how to use the latest information and sensing technology more effectively in the advent of that a major Tsunami might impact an Asian country or island. Clarke Foundation personnel are providing technical advice and support on a volunteer basis to this project.

    --

    Too late though.

    --

    no .sig
  70. blah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For god's sake man - everyone is worried about the terrorists! The terrorists should be the first thing on everyone's mind! Nothing is more likely to kill you than a terrorist! With small nuclear bombs! That they made in the backseat of their taxis! While they infiltrated your hometown! And fucked the little children in an attempt to please Allah! And other associated retarded stuff! Terror!

  71. How I Would Do It by AC Freely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would focus nuclear weapons research on the feasability of anti-matter dopes super-large thermonuclear explosions. I would then build a large facility on the island to construct and shelter an array of 100+ mega ton "gadgets" and then fire them in concert in such a way as to blow the top of the volcano skyward, and fuse as much of the loose rock underneath as possible. Leaving an atoll. Then I would make sure everyone downwind takes their calcium and iodine supplements, and trying to choose a time such that the prevailing winds are blowing over poor people who can't bother me.

  72. Obligitory Red Cross Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While it's all well and good to look to the future, and try to learn from the mistakes of the past, people need help now. The death toll (according to the new york times 12/29/2004 11:36PST) is 70,000.

    Please consider packing a lunch next monday and donating $10 to the Red Cross.

  73. In the words of... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

    A Brave from the Yakima Indian Nation I once knew: "Bring it on, it will level the playing field."

    --
    "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
  74. Let the Rock Miners fix it. by readin · · Score: 1

    I've seen what rock mines can do to a mountain. Give the miners a few years and they can dismantle the volcano piece by piece.

    --
    I often don't like the choices people make, but I like the fact that people make choices. That's why I'm a conservative.
  75. SHUSH! by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

    Don't advertise it!

    --

    So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
    1. Re:SHUSH! by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Ahhh. So you believe in security through obscurity?

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    2. Re:SHUSH! by big-giant-head · · Score: 1

      Well, as obscure as a giant volcano/mountain with a crack in it, sitting in atlantic ocean can be.

      --

      So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
  76. Indian Ocean Tsunami + Asteroid? by pepgma · · Score: 1

    An asteroid? http://technotoxin.blogspot.com/2004/12/indian-oce an-tsunami-asteroid.html

  77. Those who do not know history... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Are doomed to re-watch it.

    Imagine a terrorist organization that detonates a bomb in the fissure. It is the stuff movies are made about.

    Sounds almost like an atomic bomb in the san andreas fault.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  78. take a look at the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    damage in Ireland (and presumably Britain) will be minor. Portugal, Spain and Africa aren't even mentioned.

  79. Clearly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you've never been to New Jersey. Had you, the feeling wouldn't be sudden. Parts of it are like a third world country, and then there are the bad neighborhoods....

  80. Study on La Palma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've actually studied La Palma and the possibility of a "landslide" causing a mega-tsunami. In my research i've found that it is a very touchy subject, with 50% of geologists putting forth a "world is going to end" theory and 50% saying how it cant possibly move that fast and the conditions are not right for it to occur the way the doomsdayers say it will. Both have strong evidence to back it, i tend to side with the non-doomsdayers because, i live on Long Island at about 25' above sea level and 5 miles from the ocean. Good news is that even with a 50-75 foot tidal wave, it can only penetrate into land about 6 miles, depending on the land topography, and we will have about 8 hours warning. so we are ok. :-D

  81. And when it comes... by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

    When it comes, the dept. of Homeland Security will be right there to inform worried Americans that the Tsunami will unlikely be terror related ;)

    --
    09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  82. Everybody goes surfing! by cwebb1977 · · Score: 0

    surfing USA... or for the german-speaking out there: Das ist die perfekte Welle!

    --
    www.weberseite.at
  83. Re:Chimichanga by garbletext · · Score: 1

    Witness the failures of moderation! Come on, ths is not a troll. It's OFFTOPIC. looks like a decent recipe, too. We have enough problems with too many moderation options, if an appropriate option exists, choose it.

  84. Gives new meaning to the term... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Blue Stae.

    However, as noted by the BBC article on this subject some people are saying that the island would more likley break apart in pieces, as it seemingly has before in the past - thus not causing nearly the same degree of destruction.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  85. Actual simulation images by akaina · · Score: 1

    This PDF shows the movement based upon the simulation on page 3

    http://www.es.ucsc.edu/~ward/papers/La_Palma_grl .p df

    --
    Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
  86. move Up by dickens · · Score: 1

    Speaking rather selfishly, this possibility was actually mentioned when we moved from 180ft to 1000 ft above sea level here in Massachusetts. The reason was cheap real estate but elevation does have its advantages.

    I had this crazy visual of standing on Belmont Hill overlooking Boston when the wave hit and then realizing it wasn't high enough.

  87. So, if Osama gets a nuke... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He should plant it on this island, and not in DC?

    1. Re:So, if Osama gets a nuke... by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Either that- or he should forgo the nuke, just get a lot of sticks of dynamite, and plant them under this landslide just to see how fast we can evacuate the Eastern Seaboard.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  88. Links to Researchers by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Informative
    This is a story I submitted yesterday, with links to people actually researching this problem:
    Scientists at the Benfield Hazard Research Center have determined that a Mega-tsunami will hit the coast of North America when the Cumbre Vieja Volcano and part of the Island of La Palma in the Canary Islands collapse into the sea. The wave hitting North America will be up to 50 meters (164 feet) high and surge up to 20km (12.4 miles) inland while Brazil will see 40 meter waves with up to 100 meter waves on the West Saharan shore (ILM Rendition). Insurance losses are estimated to be in the multi-trillions, yet the landslide has been completely unmonitored since 1997. The BBC has an FAQ on the Mega-tsunami.

    [edit: rejected by Slashdot 2004-12-28 17:22:50]
    Now I can change my .sig back... :)
    --
    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    1. Re:Links to Researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good god, man. Nobody cares that you submitted the same story yesterday. Really, nobody gives a shit! Sorry to put it so bluntly, but I get sick of seeing all of these "Well, I submitted it too, and I like mine better!" posts for every story.

    2. Re:Links to Researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crap, I was going to say the same thing earlier, but was busy replying to another. I like the grammatical choices I was going to write better, though.

    3. Re:Links to Researchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have a comprehension problem - there's a difference between a "damn, I submitted that yesterday" post and a post with content illuminating some editorial trends.

      Oh, but you just wanted to hear yourself complain...

  89. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
    Anytime you say "everyone" you get burned.

    If this were an audio blog, you'd here a "sizzle" in the background.

    It's pretty clear that TPTB did a poor job of preparing for this one. Of course, you'd expect someone like Clarke to be ahead of the curve.

    --
    This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
  90. Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The western flank of Cumbre Vieja volcano on the island of La Palma in the Canaries is going to slide into the Atlantic one of these days: a diagonal fracture has already separated it from the main body of the volcano, and only friction still keeps it attached."

    I wonder if some terrorists located in Northern Africa might get the idea to use dynamite to forcibly dislodge the western flank. That would suck.

    I hope the US gubmint is contemplating ways to prevent this. I think he should invade Canary.

  91. I got some... by mslinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ocean front property in North carolina. From my front porch you can see the sea...oh hell... is that what I think it is?

    1. Re:I got some... by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Ocean front property in North carolina. From my front porch you can see the sea...oh hell... is that what I think it is?

      Look on the bright side: When the wave hits, I'll have some ocean front property in Tennessee. Thanks, neighbor! :)

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
  92. Obligatory Simpsons Ref. by EricTheGreen · · Score: 0

    And I, for one, welcome our new aquarian overlords...

    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Ref. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And I, for one, welcome our new aquarian overlords...
      Would've been funny, but I think it's "aquan"... :P
  93. Can I give you two pieces of free advice? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. RTFA.

    2. Use your brain.

    The paragraph your referring to says this:

    Worst hit will be harbours and estuaries that funnel the waves inland: goodbye Halifax, Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington, DC. Miami and Havana go under almost entirely, as do low-lying islands like the Bahamas and Barbados. Likely death toll, if there is no mass evacuation beforehand? A hundred million people, give or take fifty million.


    So it says 100 million dead +/- 50 million, assuming no evacuations. Nowhere does it say those are all US citizens - in fact it pointedly makes reference to islands in the Carribean - so how do you manage to make such a ridiculous leap of logic and assume that it's only talking about US fatalities?

    I don't know what's worse: the morons who posted complete crap in the original story ("they chose to live there", "it's karma coming round for all those tech jobs going to India", "Oh, there's a natural disaster affecting millions; is Arthur C Clarke OK?") or your assumption that the only nation that would be affected by a catastrophic event of this nature in the Atlantic Ocean would be the US.

    (You do realise that you're talking about an event that would hurt the US but totally annihilate those island nations in the Atlantic, right? That there would still be plenty of the US left untouched but places like the Bahamas would be most probably be wiped out completely? And that, while we're debating this hypothetical, people around the Indian Ocean are living through and dying from the real deal?)

    Seriously, some people here need their heads examined. The amount of narcissism, myopia and even xenophobia that I've seen attached to the tsunami-related stories here on Slashdot beggars belief.
    --

    "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
    1. Re:Can I give you two pieces of free advice? by chill · · Score: 1

      You do realise that you're talking about an event that would hurt the US but totally annihilate those island nations in the Atlantic, right?

      This may or may not be true. The waves that washed over the Maldives were about 1 meter high. The ones that hit the Seychelles weren't much higher. Very few deaths in both places.

      With no continental shelf to cause the water to rise to great heights, the mass of water was slammed into buildings.

      Those small islands would probably be a lot safer than the populations centers of the Eastern U.S.

      -Charles

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    2. Re:Can I give you two pieces of free advice? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      On a more callous note, that would open up a lot of real estate activity on the "good" places in the Carribean. In fact, how many insurance policies will be rewritten to count such a cataclysmic event as an Act Of God, and hence, not covered?

    3. Re:Can I give you two pieces of free advice? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1
      The waves that washed over the Maldives were about 1 meter high. The ones that hit the Seychelles weren't much higher. Very few deaths in both places.
      Point taken on continental shelves, but just a clarification: the waves that hit Seychelles were 2 m high. Also, note that these island groups are rather removed from the "real" scene of action; heck, they aren't even in the Bay of Bengal in the first place.
    4. Re:Can I give you two pieces of free advice? by chill · · Score: 1

      Okay, the Seychelles are a bit out of the way. However, the Maldives are just the other side of the tip of India and not that far from Sri Lanka. Hell, if Somalia was getting trashed...

      http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/islands_oceans_po le s/indianoceanarea.jpg

      --
      Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
    5. Re:Can I give you two pieces of free advice? by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      That is true as well; frankly, was amazed that Maldives, Seychelles and Somalia were affected. Heck forget all that; the west coasts of India and Sri Lanka were affected by the tsunami. To take a historical context, it's almost as if the tsunami picked and thrashed all destinations of the great Indian Ocean trade routes!

  94. Over-Hyped ? by neil.pearce · · Score: 1

    The BBC also reported in October this year that another group felt the story was over-hyped

    1. Re:Over-Hyped ? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      In typical Canary Island landslides, chunks of land break off in bits, not in one dramatic plunge, they argue.

      Heh, I've been modded troll for saying exactly that.

      In Ms. Dyers FUD piece, she even says that during the last eruption in 1949, the volcano slid 13 feet, and it's been slowly sliding ever since.

      It seems much more likely that it will slowly slide into the sea than crash down all at once, and we have the technology to make sure it does exactly that.

      And despite her claims, it is being monitored by volcanologists and geologists from around the world. She and her colleagues are pissed they haven't gotten a billion-dollar cheque from the US to investigate it for them.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Over-Hyped ? by Opie812 · · Score: 0

      Ms. Dyers FUD piece, she even says...

      lol

      Ms. Dyers is actually a Mr.

      --
      I'm not a nerd. Nerds are smart.
  95. Re:Seems like true by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doubt there would be false alarms. The early warning system would detect a tsunami en route, they take 9 or 10 hours to reach the coast. If it sounds, you'd best get out, and there's little chance of it not happening afterward. The real question, is how you could possibly evacuate 100 million people in that amount of time.

    These smart politicians regularly spend on up to 8 figure sums on pork, but a working early warning system could be put in place for half that. It's basically chump change, but just as the rich guy refuses to give a beggar 50 cents, the government wants to ignore this threat.

  96. Examine my parenthetical remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now who's the moron?

    1. Re:Examine my parenthetical remark by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

      You are.

      If it wasn't bloody obvious the first time, I'll make it so this time: a large proportion of the projected fatalites caused by such a hypothetical scenario would be outside the US. So, assuming a figure of 50 percent US fatalities, that's 25-75 million US dead: why are you worrying about a third of the US not living within x many miles of the Eastern seaboard if you really are paying more than just lip service about how other nations would be affected?

      --

      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
  97. Mega Tsunami available on E2DK by afredus · · Score: 1

    The documentary is available on the E2DK network at Video - Discovery.Channel-The.Mega.Tsunami.XviD.[TeeVee]

  98. Mysanthropic Bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I first heard of this on the Discovery Channel, I was thrilled. Ever since, when I listen to Tool's Aenema, I think of this future event and do the closest thing to praying that an athiest can do that I will live to see this event. The US, now more than ever, needs to be humbled, and this, aside from the supervolcano under Yellowstone, is the best chance we have.

    Oh, and the thing that makes me the most happy - there will be an estimated 8 hours from the initial island collapse to impact on the North American coast. How many people will be able to be told, and how many people will believe? And of those that believe, how many will have the time needed to leave?

    1. Re:Mysanthropic Bastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're supposed to log in when you're karma whoring.

  99. Such Landslides Can be Manhandled by VernonNemitz · · Score: 1

    "Manhandled" meaning men using machines, of course. We already routinely move millions of tons of earth and rock around every year, so doing something about LaPalma (and there's another big fracture on Hawaii waiting to dump into the Pacific) IS possible.

    First, we drill hundreds of cores from the surface THROUGH the slippage fault and insert temporary steel beams. This holds ("pins") the overall mass in place.

    Second, starting at both side-edges of the loose region, we start removing the beams and digging up the material and dumping it into the sea. (Or, if we trust the "pins" enough, we can use explosives for this part.) Each dump is thus just a tiny tiny landslide, and after enough have been done (after a few years, probably), there will be nothing left to cause a disaster. Yes, a fair part of the work may require underwater equipment. So? Different tasks in different places require different machines. Nothing new there.

    1. Re:Such Landslides Can be Manhandled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you are going to propose to breakdown another country's island to avoid risk to the USA?

  100. Insurance Agents by mslinux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wanna watch the insurance agents sweat, shake and cry to the feds that they can't pay all the claims that they've underwritten when the mega-tsunami hits. They love taking money, but hell has to freeze over before they'll part with it!

    1. Re:Insurance Agents by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      They'll claim that the damage is flood-related, and since many people in low-lying areas don't carry adequate flood coverage, the insurance co's will blow them off. Then there's that good old 'force majeure' clause which sometimes gives them a loophole out of the bigger claims.

      The only thing that'd make insurance companies sweat would be if they had to manually carry fat piles of cash up a flight of stairs.

      --
      I'd have a personalized plate on my car, but "toxic bachelor" won't fit into 7 letters.
    2. Re:Insurance Agents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agents are paid on a commission basis and they couldn't care less if the company they write for is insolvent.

      However, most policies specifically exclude flood damage so if you don't have that extra rider in your policy you are up the creek without a paddle anyway. Literally. Ha Ha.

  101. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  102. Expect the Unexpected? by sweatyboatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You've entirely missed the point. You can't anticipate every possible occurence.

    We can put tsunami warning systems on every coastline in the world and they wont do us any good when a huge meteor hits the earth.

    Or we can dedicate the entire resources of the planet for the next 20 years to building a system that will protect us from earth destroying meteors. And then a series of catastrophic 9.0+ earthquakes at every major fault-line on the planet will wipe us out (only our super high-tech orbital defense satelites will remain)

    Or something else will happen that we didn't and couldn't anticipate (Vogons).

    The universe is wild and wooly. It doesn't knock, it doesn't ask politely. It does whatever it wants and the survivors (if there are any) pick up the pieces when its done.

    "Why worry?" might be a little too strong. More like, "Don't panic."

    --
    It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
    1. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by Rob+Carr · · Score: 1
      The universe is wild and wooly. It doesn't knock, it doesn't ask politely. It does whatever it wants and the survivors (if there are any) pick up the pieces when its done.

      Yep, but it's the smart folks that prepared that are more likely to be survivors.

      I've been in some "interesting" situations in my life. I'm still here because I prepared for things the best I could.

      Of course, the fact that I advocate preparing for some things that will help with other things has nothing to do with it. Never mind that an asteroid detecton system and the ability to move asteroids also makes us leave our cradle and venture out into space. Never mind that a decent tsunami warning system will also bring technology to poorer nations, enabling them to lift themselves out of poverty.

      Never mind that I just bought stock in tsunami detection buoys....

      Come on, I'm an altruist, but I'm a smart altruist!

      --
      This sig seemed like a good idea at the time....
    2. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1

      Just because you can't anticipate every catastrophe doesn't mean we shouldn't plan for the ones we can predict and avoid. In many cases, the preparations are the same: designated relief shelters, stockpiled medical and food supplies, evacuation procedures, etc. Our response to just about every natural disaster is to get out of the way, so the same plan may work just as well whether it's a tsunami or a meteor.

    3. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      This is why I think I should start posting through proxy. This was my point to a tee, simply written a lot better. Thanks for the backup.

      --
      Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
    4. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by Dirtside · · Score: 1
      The universe is wild and wooly. It doesn't knock, it doesn't ask politely. It does whatever it wants and the survivors (if there are any) pick up the pieces when its done.
      Your point seems to be that because we might not anticipate a problem, we shouldn't try to do anything to prevent the ones we already know can happen. That's silly.

      Sure, don't panic, but if we ARE aware that something is a threat, why shouldn't we do something about it?

      (You also implied that we can only do some of these things, rather than all. It wouldn't take a global effort to knock an asteroid off course; that can be done with a few billion dollars and a few thousand people, at *most*.)

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    5. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by spruce · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP

    6. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

      my point is that for all the looking backwards at disasters and saying "if only..." we always end up walking into new, novel disasters.

      I'm sure that they'll have tsunami warning systems in place throughout the Indian Ocean in short order. But the next disaster wont be a tsunami in the Indian Ocean. But it will be something we could have prevented "if only..."

      It is interesting to postulate on future disasters (earthquake in a major metropolitan center/asteroid impact/drastic climate change). And considering how we could have prevented past disasters can be cathartic.

      But it would be nice if we took equal time to contemplate the way we recover from disasters and the systems we have in place to deal with the aftermath.

      --
      It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
    7. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by gentoo1337 · · Score: 1

      We can put tsunami warning systems on every coastline in the world and they wont do us any good when a huge meteor hits the earth.

      Fortunately, meteors can't hit us. :) On the other hand that makes a Vogons invasion infinitely more likely to happen in comparison. Quick! Get me some earpl... arrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhh!!!!

    8. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For years it has been a well known and established fact that our planet is actually a piece of dust lying on a clover blossom, as was detailed in one of Dr. Seuss' elaborate texts. As such we are at a daily risk of getting crushed and all life coming to an end instantaneously. Unfortunately there is nothing that even the mighty USA can do about this situation. All we can do is go about our lives living them to the fullest everyday. Those who fear dangers which exist every day but have little chance of actually occuring and hide away inside all day are wasting the precious life that God gave them.

    9. Re:Expect the Unexpected? by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      my point is that for all the looking backwards at disasters and saying "if only..." we always end up walking into new, novel disasters.

      Yeah... but in part because we're not walking into the old ones any more. Why have fire departments? Fires are inevitable. Why have smoke detectors? CO can kill you just as well... The point is, while recognizing there might be things we don't anticipate, let's take care of the things we can.
  103. "I feel pretty safe in Portland Oregon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I feel pretty safe in Portland Oregon, possible erruptions of Mt. St. Helens and Mt. Hood aside."

    I guess you don't know about the Hanford reservation, or the Chemical Weapons Storage at Umatilla, or the fault line which runs right through the West Hills, then...

  104. OVER-HYPED by Snap+E+Tom · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lame. Come on, people. Let's take a look at this with a critical eye before everyone panicks. You post a BBC article from 2000? The BBC ran a more recent article with more recent findings.

    Tidal wave thread 'over-hyped'

    Summary: Evidence suggests slides on the Canary Islands to happen in small, incremental slides. The huge collapse is sensationalism and the absolute "worst-case scenario"

  105. Bah, this is nothing compared to when by NullProg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    this erupts:
    Yellowstone

    The end of the US as we know it.
    Enjoy,

    --
    It's just the normal noises in here.
    1. Re:Bah, this is nothing compared to when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look on the bright side, the rest of us could do with a bit of global cooling...

    2. Re:Bah, this is nothing compared to when by Snap+E+Tom · · Score: 2, Informative

      Science, reason, and logic are your friends.

      Yellowstone Volcano Observatory FAQs

      " The least likely but worst-case volcanic eruption at Yellowstone would be another explosive caldera-forming eruption such as those that occurred 2.1 million, 1.3 million, and 640,000 years ago. However, the probability of such an eruption in any given century or millennium is exceedingly low- much lower than the smaller eruptions..."

      and

      "Is it true that the next eruption of Yellowstone is overdue?

      No. The fact that two eruptive intervals (2.1 million to 1.3 million and 1.3 million to 640,000 years ago) are of similar length does not mean that the next eruption will necessarily occur after another similar interval. The physical mechanisms may have changed with time. Furthermore, any inferences based on these two intervals would take into account too few data to be statistically meaningful. To say that an eruption that might happen in ten's or hundred's of thousand's of years is "overdue" would be a gross overstatement. On the other hand we cannot discount the possibility of such an event occurring some time in the future, given Yellowstone's volcanic history and the continued presence of magma beneath the Yellowstone caldera."

    3. Re:Bah, this is nothing compared to when by NullProg · · Score: 1

      My post was a joke. Get over it.

      --
      It's just the normal noises in here.
  106. No threat to ships at sea... by Pii · · Score: 1
    A tsunami poses little/no threat to ships at sea.

    As other posters have correctly noted, a tsunami's surface wave form in deep water is very slight, probably imperceivable against the naturally occurring 'chop'.

    It only becomes a huge wave when it approached shore, where the shallow water forces the wave's energy above the surface.

    With warning, naval vessels could all be far enough from the coastline to render the tsunami harmless.

    --
    For those that would die defending it, Freedom
    has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
    1. Re:No threat to ships at sea... by droopycom · · Score: 1

      Yeah that may well be true for a regular tsunami, but we are talking about mega-tsunami here. These have different dynamics, and size.

      For all the victims and devastation, this Indian Ocean tsunami was a regular one, although a big one.
      The wall of water was 30ft high... for a super tsunami its 300ft high.

      So i'm pretty sure 30ft is nothing for aircraft carriers and military cruisers, I mean they probably already faces that at sea in bad weather. But 300 ft its another issue.

      Of course nobody can tell for sure what would happen because we have not experienced a mega tsunami yet...

    2. Re:No threat to ships at sea... by Pii · · Score: 1
      No, I think you're missing it.

      This tsunami had a 30 foot wall of water when it reached the shoreline. While it was further out at sea, the swell was probably next to nothing, probably imperceptable.

      A so-called "mega-tsunami" may only produce a swell of a couple of meters while at sea, translating to a 150 foot wave as it approached the shoreline.

      --
      For those that would die defending it, Freedom
      has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
  107. More Recent BBC Article by saihung · · Score: 1

    Is here:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3 963563. stm
    A little bit less alarmist, but still doesn't sound good. A lot more recent, too.

  108. Sacrafices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sacrafices must be made... for the greater good. Mu ha ha ha ha...

  109. If the 2004 Hurricaines Hit SE Asia... by swb · · Score: 1

    Would we have seen 10s of thousands of deaths? Yes, hurricaines are predictable, but predictions are only useful if mass evacuations are planned/executed.

    It strikes me that the reason SE Asia has so many deaths isn't so much the power of the event, it's that they have so many people living in shacks at about sea level. Which means that ANY surge of sea water will cause massive problems from flooding.

  110. Next thing you know by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    George Bush will declare War on Mother Nature.

    Oh wait!

  111. Bad computer models exagerate La Palama tsunami? by Curses!+Curses! · · Score: 5, Informative
    From: http://www.drgeorgepc.com/TsunamiMegaEvaluation.ht ml/
    A collapse of Cumbre Vieja will not generate waves of up to 50 m. in height in Florida and the Caribbean islands, or more than 40 m along the northern coast of Brazil, ... Proper modeling of dispersive effects (Mader 2001) - provides much more realistic far-field wave estimates, in the unlikely event of a large-scale, La Palma slope failure. Mader's model of a La Palma slide estimates that the east coast of the U.S. and the Caribbean would receive tsunami waves of less than 3 meters and the European and African coasts would receive waves less than 10 meters high. However, this represents the upper limit. Full Navier-Stokes modeling brings the maximum expected tsunami wave amplitude off the U.S. east coast to about one meter. Even with shoaling effects, a tsunami from a La Palma slide would still be of concern but does not present an unmanageable threat or a significant far field hazard.

    That's a three foot wave hitting the U.S. Eastern seaboard after a worst case collapse at La Palma. The paper is very detailed and worth a read.

  112. Tsunamis by EinarH · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Since the links kind of lacks real info and I read aout this a couple of weeks ago I might as well give you the links.

    Benfield Hazard Research Centre Tsunami Pages. Click on the last article there.
    The most interesting part IMO:

    t is unlikely, however, that the collapse is imminent. Theoretical studies, by Derek Elsworth of Penn State University, of how these landslides are triggered indicate that the forces generated by intrusion of magma into the volcano, ranging from the direct pressure of the rising magma to (perhaps the most significant) pressurisation of trapped groundwater as it is heated by the magma, are necessary to trigger collapse. Elsworth and I have analysed the time taken for these forces to build up and we predict that collapse of a volcano like the Cumbre Vieja is most likely to occur several days to several months after the start of an eruption. As at Mount St. Helens, the collapse is likely to be preceded by progressively accelerating deformation of the unstable flank. Thus, there will be plenty of short-term indications that a collapse may be about to occur, although successful interpretation of these will require detailed monitoring of the volcano.

    So just give these people some money, ok?

    A pdf about tsunamis in the Atlanic. Link

    And off course the pics. Link

    The upshot of the model is that it predicts that between 6 and 9 hours after the collapse of the Cumbre Vieja, tsunami waves with amplitudes of around 50 metres will strike the entire western seaboard of the Atlantic: these values are consistent with the size of the giant boulders and other deposits in the Bahamas, lending support to the model.
    6 hours+. Plenty of time to evacuate a lot of people. If they A. know about the danger a from through media and B. a reasonably updtated tsunami warning system.
    --

    Melius mori in libertate quam vivere in servitute.

    1. Re:Tsunamis by wytcld · · Score: 4, Informative

      6 hours+. Plenty of time to evacuate a lot of people.

      A lot, yes. Most, no. Consider New York City. Eight million residents, and millions more day workers. Roads which come to a stop and trains which totally fill just getting the day workers out each evening. People will try to retreat to high buildings and hope the foundations hold (probable, most are attached to bedrock) - but in the outer boroughs homes are mostly just a few stories. Will these folks be welcomed in the skyscrapers even if they get there? Plus, all of Long Island will be trying to evacuate over the same bridges used by the city.

      --
      "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    2. Re:Tsunamis by MonsoonDawn · · Score: 2, Funny

      The roads will stay plenty clear as long as we all agree not to tell New Jersey. Those guys can't pump their own gas. Do we *really* want them hanging around after a Tsunami?

    3. Re:Tsunamis by mec · · Score: 1

      I live in New York City within walking distance of a 400 foot hill. Not a 400 foot building -- a hill!

      We have several boats that hold 6,000 people at a time, too. I think that in 6 hours, we could carry about 200,000 people. From the dock, it's a 15 minute walk (uphill) to 100 feet of vertical elevation.

      That's not many people by New York standards. We could use more boats.

      Guess where I live. Hint: it's the borough that you usually overlook.

    4. Re:Tsunamis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a bad day (like during a holiday rush), it usually takes 6 hours to move 3 blocks going into the Hudson crossings. And with a tsunami ready to wipe out all of Long Island and 4 our of 5 boroughs, I think it constitutes as a bad day.

      On a lighter note, at least Staten Island will receive its long-sought bath, and it might even act as breakwater for most of Manhattan, though the stink might make up in deaths what the wave couldn't do. Unfortunately, in Brooklyn and Queens, the majority of the survivors will be those living in the projects, as they constitute most of the tall residential buildings there.

  113. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, fucktard! This happened in the Indian Ocean, not the Pacific. Asia happens to touch more than one piece of water.

    No one worried.

  114. hi2u terrorist sir... by bannerman · · Score: 1

    It's awfully difficult to do things in the United States, but one has to wonder what sort of things would be required to artificially set this off.. I understand that a volcano has a lot of energy, but I don't think that nuclear weapons are totally out of the question. IMO, the real question is whether you would be able to position a large explosion to cause this slide to happen.

    --
    I keep forgetting my place. Jesus is for losers. Why do I still play to the crowd?
  115. Scientific Paper on La Palma by Paul+Rose · · Score: 1

    See following link for a 2001 scientific paper from a Univ. California and Univ. College London geologists regarding La Palma collapse and resulting tsunami: http://www.es.ucsc.edu/~ward/papers/La_Palma_grl.p df

  116. Question... by pastpolls · · Score: 1

    How long do you think it would take for this thing to rescind? Could I close myself in a bank vault and not run out of air before it rescinds?

    1. Re:Question... by oneiron · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, the building you're in won't collapse and prevent you from opening the vault door or making it out of the building once it's over.

    2. Re:Question... by Skater · · Score: 1

      It worked on CSI:Miami!

      --RJ

    3. Re:Question... by pastpolls · · Score: 1

      I thought about this and figured I would take in a couple of car jacks to help open the door if it was blocked. I friend of mine works at a bank and he said you could not get "trapped" inside a vault that there was a door release thing in the vault at his bank. Of course, I would have a few more logistics to work out, of course. But if this big wave was to hit, there would be no way to get through the traffic to get out of the way. Why not think of a place to "hide."

    4. Re:Question... by oneiron · · Score: 1

      I'm with you... In fact, I'll give you a call next time I'm visiting your area.

    5. Re:Question... by drew · · Score: 1

      maybe not a bad idea, but good luck getting them to let you into the vault....

      --
      If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
  117. Geography nitnoids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a resident of the Baltimore/DC area, I have to debate the assumption that Baltimore and Washington will be completely destroyed. Both are considered "coastal" cities but Baltimore is a good 30 miles at minimum from the ocean, the tsunami would have to travel the length of the Chesapeake Bay to reach it and the entrance to the bay is pretty safely guarded by land (close to where I live, I'd be a goner...) Washington would be somewhat more suceptable, but I imagine the Eastern shore of Maryland would be hardest hit. Even a tsunami like the one in Asia recently would absolutely destroy, say Ocean City but would leave Balimore untouched and most likely only minor damage to DC.

  118. this alarmist article is over the top by mr_gerbik · · Score: 1

    Come on, 100M give or take 50M... what kind of statistic is that??

    The article says that the giant tsunami would take out the east coast up to 20km inland. Then it goes on to list Philadelphia as a city that will be wiped out. Philadelphia is over 100km inland! Unless the tsunami travels up the Delaware River, I think we'll be ok.

    1. Re:this alarmist article is over the top by meheler · · Score: 1

      I think it's just the typical alarmist BS. As the posting mentions, it's like an asteroid hit -- it could be never, it could be tomorrow. Point is: is there anything anyone can do about it? Of course not, so why worry about it?

      It just the same as "the big one" and all that other fear-mongering that goes on. The volume just gets turned up when something happens somewhere else in the world. I've a better idea, rather than sitting huddled in our houses worrying about when it will happen to us, let's realise that it DID just happen to someone, and help them out. Things are going to be really rough over there for a while.

    2. Re:this alarmist article is over the top by shking · · Score: 1
      Philadelphia is over 100km inland! Unless the tsunami travels up the Delaware River, I think we'll be ok
      1. The wave will travel up the Delaware River! There's a big fat bay at the bottom of that river, which funnel and amplify the wave, much like what happens in the Bay of Fundy. The Bay of Fundy has the highest tides in the world. In other words, the tsunami could be taller in Philly, than at the coast!
      2. Look at a map. Philly is more like 40-50km inland, not 100km. Furthermore, it sits in a big fat river valley, well below the surrounding land
      3. The 20km figure was the average distance the wave will travel and not the furthest point of penetration
      --
      -- "At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1" -- PC Magazine, Nov. 1994
  119. Intentional Collapse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What about the possibility of someone intentionally causing the collapse of the volcano?

    1. Re:Intentional Collapse by UNCfan4life · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling you would need a pretty large nuclear bomb to do this. And it would obviously affect a large number of countries that the terrorists presumably have no gripes with. No accounting for crazy people, though.

      --
      Caution - poster has no actual knowledge. Read at your own risk.
    2. Re:Intentional Collapse by Alan+Cox · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Very low.

      You need to push 500,000,000 tons of rock (thats real tons not US tons too). Not only would you need to sneak an awful lot of explosive onto the island you'd have to drill some huge huge holes in the right place in an active volcano (ie rather warm rock below the surface in places) and put all your bombs down it without anyone noticing. As an idea of scale you are talking about disloging an object not dissimilar in size to the Isle of Man. Swatting it with a missle or crashing a plane into it isn't going to have much effect.

      It is a model that governments have looked at (that much I know from some stuff where I was involved in helping look at more mundane questions like computer super-viruses "chernobyl meets slammer" etc).

      It looks more like a great Bond film than a realistic hazard although it is without a doubt a terrorists dream. Prime time tv coverage for several hours of the wave racing towards New York, unavoidable carnage, powerless governments and all the rest.

    3. Re:Intentional Collapse by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      500,000,000 tons of rock (thats real tons not US tons too)
      It might matter if you're talking about 500,000,000.00000 tons or tonnes, but at one significant figure there's no difference.

      BTW, isn't it 500,000,000,000 or 500,000,000,000,000 tonnes, depending on whether they meant "real" billions or "US" billions?

    4. Re:Intentional Collapse by spruce · · Score: 1

      The end of the Bond Film, he hooks up with the Olsen twins and pleasures them to the point that the climax energy completely neutralizes the wave.

    5. Re:Intentional Collapse by bbc · · Score: 1

      "It looks more like a great Bond film than a realistic hazard although it is without a doubt a terrorists dream. Prime time tv coverage for several hours of the wave racing towards New York, unavoidable carnage, powerless governments and all the rest."

      Oh goody! Will there be footage of president Bush doing something to a goat? (Again?)

    6. Re:Intentional Collapse by shostiru · · Score: 1

      Explosives are the wrong way to do it. Simply injecting high-pressure water (or seawater) into the fault through a relatively narrow borehole, for long enough time, might be sufficient. The same has triggered small earthquakes in siesmic faults before.

  120. US Midwest not so safe either... by Kent_Franken · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is another news source on the mega-tsunami . And, if you think you are better off living in Idaho or Montana or something like that, don't be so smug, Yellowstone may kill you there.

    1. Re:US Midwest not so safe either... by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I believe that's the "Northeast" you're talking about there....those of us in the real "midwest" can be smug, till the Ohio river valley fault gets half of us, anyway.

    2. Re:US Midwest not so safe either... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's on unknowncountry, it must be true -- Whitley Strieber is perhaps the most reliable journalist since Commander Taco.

  121. prevention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We might be able to use multiple underground nuclear explosions to cause a series of small landslides. This could remove the threat (i.e the whole side of the mountain) piece by piece with no single wave large enough to cause a disaster.

  122. creative solution by davez0r · · Score: 1

    there has to be a creative solution to the problem. it would probably involve either a really big explosive device, lasers, or a combination of the two.

    for example, tunnel an atomic bomb under the volcano. strong ties to the mole men would be useful here, and therefore i suggest applying points to your diplomacy tree.

    the detonation of the bomb would force the mass upwards. then your crack team of trained dolphins with fin-mounted lasers can cut up the falling mountain fragments.

    you could use frickin' sharks, but dolphins are easier to both train and feed.

  123. Next thing you know... by jarsonic · · Score: 0

    Next thing you know, they'll start making movies capitalizing on these natural disasters, like maybe a tsunami hitting New York City. oh, wait...

  124. this doesnt sound right by abde · · Score: 1

    wait - a tsunami caused by rock splashing into the water? That wouldn't displace the ENTIRE water column from bed to surface the way the earthquake did. Why would this "invariably" cause a tsunami that could reach across the Atlantic? The amount of energy released in the earthquake was orders of magnitude higher because it was the potential energy of entire tectonic plates - a big island, even a efw billion tons of rock, isn't anywhere near massive enough to release that much raw energy. Propagating a wave across the Atlantic will take a lot more energy than propagating one across the Bay of Bengal.

    --
    Don't blame me - I voted for Howard Dean. http://dean2004.blogspot.com
    1. Re:this doesnt sound right by oneiron · · Score: 1

      Displacement is more powerful than you might think...

    2. Re:this doesnt sound right by abde · · Score: 1

      friction still wins. Waves are damped - pun intended!

      --
      Don't blame me - I voted for Howard Dean. http://dean2004.blogspot.com
  125. not again by Necr0maN · · Score: 1

    an attack of a very big cisco aironet accesspoint ssid in its default configuration? killing all and sparing none with all its insecureness

  126. What-if: Bin Laden drop a WMD in the Atlantic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must admit this crossed my mind given the current political climate. After all, the "spectacular attack" of 9/11 involved leveraging not one but two "things" against each other for multiplicative effect - don't just crash planes, crash them into heavily populated buildings. What would happen if, rather than unleash a WMD on a coastal city, he were to drop it in the Atlantic several hundred miles offshore?

    Why hasn't anyone thought about this????

    1. Re:What-if: Bin Laden drop a WMD in the Atlantic? by Krojack · · Score: 1


      Again.. when it comes to the ocean.. one single nuke isn't going to do anything but kill a lot of fish. This past 9.0 quake was equal to 100 million nukes.

  127. THE OBVIOUS SOLUTION by ZeeExSixAre · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I can't believe nobody has suggested this: If we can blow mountains up to make way for railroads/roads, then a slightly larger-scaled version of some mountain blowing-upping can push the side of the island into the water in small increments, causing no more than a smidgen of concern!

    Not only would we not have to evacuate anyone, but the seismologists wouldn't shit their pants, the coastal habitants would be happy (myself in FL included), the news people would be sad that they don't have a catastrophe to bring in the ratings, and we could live life as normal.

    Oh yeah, and those Canary Islands people would probably like this idea...

  128. Cornpone country pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Mount St Helens is pretty remote. The only people it threatens are hillbillies

    Hahaha! You just made me laugh aloud. Good job.

    Just don't forget that amongst the hillbillies, there's plenty of naive but oh-so-horny cornpone country pussy...

    1. Re:Cornpone country pussy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sister doesn't count!

  129. Nice try by gordgekko · · Score: 1
    Hey, Gwynne Dyer! There's an unimpeachable source! When did we start describing activists as journalists?

    At any rate, all scientists are predicting this massive tsunami? Wow, I remember reading just a few months ago that some scientists believed that it was unlikely a massive tsunami would occur from that island group because the landslide wouldn't occur all at once. In fact, I remember reading a new story about that just yesterday stating the same thing.

    --
    You want to know who isn't running Firefox 2.x? They spell it "definately" and "rediculous".
  130. New political campaign for Bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He calls it War on Nature! The mother-nature bitch has been killing of innocent god-believing tax-paying americans for YEARS. Millions of 'em! Now it's time to make her pay! No more mr preserving-the-nature nice-guy. More pollution, more air waste, and kill off all terrorist recyclers!

  131. West Coast Safety by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 1

    Well, I think I'm sitting pretty nice here in Seattle. We've got the whole Olympic peninsula to deflect and absorb tsunmanis, and the (relatively) small passage leading into the Puget Sound would mean that only a small section of a wave would get in, and it would be bounced around so many times before it got anywhere near the Seattle area that noting more than a slight tidal increase would occur. However, I shouldn't lord it over everyone else cause one of these days we'll get our own little 9.0+ earthquake, and that will probably be as bad as (or worse than) any tsunami wave. Oh well... there are not very many places on Earth that are free from natural disasters - and those places are not very fun to live in for other reasons, I imagine. Thats life :)

    --
    William George
    1. Re:West Coast Safety by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Seattle's nice. A 150ft wave would probably get slowed down a lot by the Peninsula. Not stopped, but it'll probable just trickle in the Puget Sound and drown the waterfront. Pike Place Market will be gone for sure ;) Too bad - really cool place.

      But you're also close to Baker and St. Helen's... Baker's a dormant Volcano that can erupt too. So is Ranier AFAIK. It appears that y'all are surrounded by volcanos...

      As well, I remember the last earthquake we had... We have other things to worry about other than a Tsunami...

      --
      09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
    2. Re:West Coast Safety by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Baker is not a threat to Seattle. Bellingham and Whatcom County, yes. Vancouver, yes, if the wind is blowing the right direction.

      Mt. Rainier is big threat to Seattle-Tacoma-Olympia area.

    3. Re:West Coast Safety by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      Too bad too - I like snowboarding at Baker... Nice ski hill... Super cheap right now for us in Vancouver...

      --
      09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
  132. Safe in Vancouver by GerbilSocks · · Score: 1

    Living in Vancouver, we are protected by Vancouver Island which is a natural barrier against any mega tsunami. I live near the Burrard Inlet, which pours out into the Pacific Ocean, so we get all the benefits of living near shores and beaches, and afforded the protection of natural barriers.

  133. Fixing the root cause by mspring · · Score: 1

    by carry off the offending part of the volcano?
    Wouldn't that be cheaper?
    -Max

  134. Terrorist by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    I've wondered for years why the US government isn't taking precautions to prevent some terrorist group from using a small nuke to blow that side of the island off. They seriously need to take precautions on that one. The worst case scenario think tanks in the covert goverment agencies seem to have totally missed this one.

    I wouldn't mind being in one of those think tanks, I have a twisted enough imagination to think up things like this but not evil enough to act on them. When a friend and I get together to work on story ideas, we can be really scary. He scared a forensics specialist once with a story idea.

    --
    *It's not what you can do for the Dark Side but what the Dark Side can do for you!*
    1. Re:Terrorist by Krojack · · Score: 2, Informative


      it would take more then a 'small nuke' to do that anyways... This past quake at 9.0 was equal to 100 million nukes...

    2. Re:Terrorist by ambrosen · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps it's the right of the Spanish to prepare anti-terrorist contingencies for their islands, not the US's

    3. Re:Terrorist by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Well, perhaps it's the right of the Spanish to prepare anti-terrorist contingencies
      Oh yeah. They've already shown that they're really good at that.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  135. Re:Seems like true by computational+super · · Score: 1

    Actually, I would think the "smart" politician would want to set up a warning system to at least get himself out of the way... last time I checked, Washington D.C. was located awfully close to the eastern shoreline of the US.

    --
    Proud neuron in the Slashdot hivemind since 2002.
  136. Doomed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're all DOOOOMED!

  137. Lots of hype, poor science by craw · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is what the real experts think about this. The topic of the mega-tsunami is at the end of the FAQ. So
    read it and learn something.

    Note that one could point to a lot of active oceanic volcanoes and pose a similar threat level if one considers a tens of thousand of years time frame.

    Another side note: When I was in grad school, I was the TA for one of the committee members.

    1. Re:Lots of hype, poor science by puppet10 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to disagree with the first two facts agreed upon by the committee, but they say nothing of value.

      1) Says that it will not collapse when an expected eruption occurs, but only uses as evidence in the statement that these collapses are rare. Rare occurences do happen, and although the timeframe for the occurances are large the probability of the event is random within that timeframe - however they may know more about the detailed geology of the island - but they do not point to that to back their assertion in the FAQ.

      2) That no event has occured in recorded history isn't very convincing either as point 1 just said that the timeframe of these events is very large. Again having a long timeframe doesn't preclude the event from happening in the near future - just makes the odds lower.

      The third point is a bit more useful as it relys on actual theory and simulations - however as the events are rare its unclear how much testing of the models is possible.

      The fourth is just an assertion in the FAQ - to give benefit of the doubt that its based on geologic observations at the volcano and rely on the experts to review the assertion - but it doesn't do much in itself to assuage any doubts someone coming to the page might have.

      So basically their FAQ gives the information that:

      The threat at any point in time is low (large timeframe). (This does not preclude the threat from occuring, just reduces the odds and changes the cost/risk analysis)

      The models they are using show localized not ocean crossing tsunamis - but as the timeframes between events are large the models haven't been compared to many if any actual events (though experimental tests in controlled conditions I hope have been done) -- This is the most useful information but they relegate it to a middle position in the list.

      They do have some journal articles listed, and since they are online they are even useful however it would have been even more useful to actually link them from the FAQ.

      --
      -------- This space intentionally left blank --------
    2. Re:Lots of hype, poor science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. The physics part of my brain was having a hard time agreeing with the article.

      I'd figure as a rough first-order approximation an ocean impact event of significant energy would generate a circular wave, much like dropping a pebble into a pond; not only that, the energy of the outgoing wave would be inversely proportional to the radius of the wave as a function of time, perhaps even inversely proportional to the radius squared (as the energy in the wave has to push more and more water as the circumference of the circle grows).

  138. Beat it to the punch by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1

    Remove the rock that is going to slide and place it as a break water around the side that will collapse. Once in place, if what's left collapses, you get a big splash, and fill in the breakwater with new crop lands.

    1. Re:Beat it to the punch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Remove the rock that is going to slide and place it as a break water around the side that will collapse."

      That would be the largest engineering project ever attempted.

      You gonna pay for it?

  139. Oregon State Univ. has one. by Fanglord · · Score: 1
  140. AWSOME!! by Danathar · · Score: 1

    I live just over the 20KM limit. My property will be beach front!

    Riiight

  141. Slip Sliding Away by Artfldgr · · Score: 1

    What you propose would be very difficult at best.. nuclear weapons would have to be used (its not the first time someone thought that a nuclear weapon would make a great earth works tool - see the plans to use nuclear weapons to build a canal)

    there is another way that makes more sense.. off shore a certain distance you can build artificial islands out of material from the volcanos.. this is not the same thing as just dismantling it because each piece you take off does double duty (you cant take it all off, but each load you do can be used to liimit whats left). the distance would have to be calculated..
    without something nearby and in front, the slide causes the maximum wave.. but if there are things in front close enough but not too close.. the amounts of water that can be part of the initial flow would be very limited and therefore have a very hard time transferring the energy from the volcano to the water. if this happened on land.. it would cause an earthquake and a wicked debris flow... and thats it.. a big mess but not the reach.. its that the wall drops into water unhindered..

    putting the islands too close would cause them to be part of the flow... while slowing it a bit.

    now before you say you cant build an island.. well.. talk to the japanese.. they have done it and there are more coming...

    1. Re:Slip Sliding Away by rogueuk · · Score: 1

      why would nuclear weapons have to be used versus conventional explosives?

    2. Re:Slip Sliding Away by Altus · · Score: 1


      not a bad idea. it would certainly be possible to use land from the dangerous island as landfill to make dampening islands off the coast.

      of course, much like my original idea it would cost a lot of money and would require a bunch of the potentially effected countries to get off their collective butts and take the risk of spending that much money on something like this. Its probably not likely to happen, but the alternative is not very pleasant to think about.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    3. Re:Slip Sliding Away by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Chemical explosives are pretty weak and expensive for a job like this. People think of nuclear and automatically think of huge mushroom clouds spreading miles. Today, nuclear technology is advanced enough that you can use low yield nukes with little or no measurable radiation, get the job done quicker, cheaper, and more effectively. The biggest problem would be convincing people that nuclear does not mean bad.
      Regards,
      Steve

    4. Re:Slip Sliding Away by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      You have to multiply the cost of the disaster by its likelihood and compare that to the cost of the preventive action. E.g. it makes sense to spend $1 to prevent a 1-in-1,000 risk which would cost $10,000. It doesn't make sense to spend fifty cents to prevent a 1-in-1,000,000 risk which would cost $50,000. Considering how expensive it would be to sink part of the Canary Islands, and how astronomically unlikely they are to create a tsunami, it almost certainly does not make sense.

  142. Straight Line Path by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    The damage along the US East coast will be great, but not as nasty as you might think. Remember, waves go in a straight line from source point.

    Points of reference.

    Massachusetts is due west of Northern Spain

    North Carolina is due west of the Canary Islands

    The Bahamas are between Southern Florida and the Canary Islands

    Washington DC is protected by the DelMaVa penisula to the east

    Manhattan is tucked inside NY Harbour, and is further protected by Long Island

    Cape Cod protects Boston

    Much of Rhode Island is protected by Nantucket and Martha's Vineyard

    The Barrier Island protect much of the Carolina mainland

    Bottom line, there are islands, etc can be counted on to diminish the effect of the tsunamis. You can expect some surge to reach DC and NYC. But nothing like a direct hit.

    But if the tsunamis are really big, they still might wash right over the smaller islands. Even a really big wave will only travel a mile or so inland, last I checked. YMMV

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Straight Line Path by name773 · · Score: 1

      it said the wave would travel 20km inland, but i don't know how accurate these predictions are.

    2. Re:Straight Line Path by Mattintosh · · Score: 5, Funny

      We don't use "km" here, so that tsunami is just gonna have to go somewhere else with its commie agenda.

    3. Re:Straight Line Path by ISoldMyLowIdOnEbay · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you look at where the recent tsunami hit, parts of Thailand which have been badly affected were "sheltered" behind Sumatra.

      Looks like tsunami waves can diffract like any other kind of wave....

    4. Re:Straight Line Path by degerrit1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      > But if the tsunamis are really big, they still
      > might wash right over the smaller islands. Even a
      > really big wave will only travel a mile or so
      > inland, last I checked. YMMV

      The 26 Dec Asian Tsunami is reported to have gone 6 km (~3.7 miles) inland in some places and was "only" about 10m (31ft) high, so I draw a different conclusion if the waves predicted here for the U.S. east coast are "20-50m" high.

      I would also imagine the height/strength of the structures "softening" the impact plays a role - at 50m height there are much less obstacles which pose any challenge than at 10m.

      I'd be pretty scared.

    5. Re:Straight Line Path by WhiplashII · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unfortunately, waves do not travel in straight lines (well, not in the way described). Waves act as if they are recreated at each point in the wavefront, which allows them to turn around corners.

      This is highly dependant on wavelength to aperature ratio, which is why you can hear sounds around a corner, but not see around one.

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    6. Re:Straight Line Path by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Um, we're talking about a wave 150 feet high, moving at 100+ mph, and somewhere around 25 miles from front to back. Long Island dissipates a little of the energy, but Long Island Sound and the Atlantic still ensure a big, fast wave hits Manhattan. Recall that waves bend around obstacles: when the wave takes 15+ minutes to pass, line of sight is somewhat unimportant. Offices and apartment buildings are still scraped clean off the island: millions die.

    7. Re:Straight Line Path by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      Man do I wish I hadn't already replied in this thread. That made me laugh.

    8. Re:Straight Line Path by qoa · · Score: 1

      Maybe in a 2d game world the wave would go straight. But stuff tends to go in every direction possible in the water. Drop a penny in a tub at the side and look at where the waves go.

      --
      Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    9. Re:Straight Line Path by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Looks like tsunami waves can diffract like any other kind of wave....

      Profound. Also, tsunamis can travel very close to the speed of sound. When you get right down to it, a tsunami is a sound wave, but it doesn't repeat. ;)

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    10. Re:Straight Line Path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumb bloody Americans. Stick to ISO standards!

    11. Re:Straight Line Path by qoa · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be 150 feet high until it got right to shore, and even then it wouldn't be moving at 100mph anymore.

      --
      Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
    12. Re:Straight Line Path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Waves act as if they are recreated at each point in the wavefront, which allows them to turn around corners. This is highly dependant on wavelength to aperature ratio, which is why you can hear sounds around a corner, but not see around one.

      I'm not sure it's that simple. One big reason I can hear around a corner is that there are usually all kinds of reflective things that would allow the sound wave to reach my ear even if it couldn't turn the corner.

      Also, because of reflection, I can see around a corner. No, I can't see an undistorted image, but I can tell, for instance, what color of light is shining around that corner, again because of reflection.

    13. Re:Straight Line Path by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      but not see around one

      Speak for yourself.

    14. Re:Straight Line Path by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Alright, so how many Libraries of Congress would it move?

    15. Re:Straight Line Path by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Reflection is another method, of course. But if what you were proposing (that reflection is the only method), you would not be able to hear sounds from around an isolated object - which is onviously not true.

      Interestingly enough, reflections can be modeled by multiple point sources along the wavefront at the reflection point once you add in the forced edge conditions.

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    16. Re:Straight Line Path by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Alright, so how many Libraries of Congress would it move?

      Just the one.

      And it might not move it, so much as annihilate it.

    17. Re:Straight Line Path by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > a tsunami is a sound wave, but it doesn't repeat.

      Does a sound wave repeat?

    18. Re:Straight Line Path by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Hahahahahahahaha. Hmmm..........

      No?

      Too sleepy to think about it

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
    19. Re:Straight Line Path by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > you would not be able to hear sounds from around an isolated object - which is onviously not true.

      Eeh... I'll refrain from saying you are wrong, per se, just not "looking at the big picture," to use Managementese.

      The sound "reflects" off of particles in the air, or vibrates them to propogate, including the air itself. If that isolated object were TRULY isolated (ala a vacuum), no, you would not be able to hear around it. Or at all. or live, for that matter.

    20. Re:Straight Line Path by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > > [that's why you can't see around corners]
      > Speak for yourself.


      I knew I wasn't the only one with eye stalks! Damn lieing Circus manager.

    21. Re:Straight Line Path by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Well, technically what you say is true only if you limit yourself to sound waves. Light waves still behave like that, even in a vaccum.

      For example, take a 10 meter wavelength light wave (commonly called radio) and hide behind the corner of an obilisk in deep space. You will still receive the radio wave, as long as the wavelength is large compared to the size of the obilisk's corner. (Well, it is in fact way more complex than that, but that is the gist of it).

      Something neat to do that shows this effect is to take a point light source (as close as you can get to one) as bright as possible, and shine it on a razor blade. The shadow of the razor blade will have alternating light and dark lines, as the light tries to go around the corner of the razor blade. (It can go a little bit around the corner, but only a couple of degrees because the corner is still larger than the wavelength of the light being used.)

      --
      while (sig==sig) sig=!sig;
    22. Re:Straight Line Path by uptoeleven · · Score: 1

      1.) Tsunami waves radiate from a point source or a line source exactly like ripples on a pond

      2.) Like ripples on a pond they don't tend to break (form a big wall and roll over) until they reach the edge.

      3.) Most of the death from the Aceh tsunami are from the bigger waves that follow the initial hit. The wave length can be anything from 5 to 45 minutes (which on a wave doing 450mph is 37.5 - 337.5 miles)

      4.) Wave heights mentioned in the article above are extrememly conservative. From some of the data I heard from Bill McGuire when I was at UCL, the initial wave could be up to 650m (1800+ feet) attenuating to 200m (600+ feet) by the time it reaches the eastern sea board.

    23. Re:Straight Line Path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, we don't use that ignorant metric garbage..........fucking dumbass europeans.....

    24. Re:Straight Line Path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to a show that i watched which discussed this very situation, they calculated that the wave would travel 12 1/2 miles inland.

    25. Re:Straight Line Path by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and it would hit from Boston all the way down to Miami.

  143. Chicken Little to the rescue.... by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    The FA seems to be awfully sure about a whole lot of things:

    • That particular volcano is going to split off and "drop" into the sea.
    • Aforesaid volcano is going to do this in a catastrophic manner.
    • Somehow just because there is a visible split on the surface, this indicates the whole half of the volcano is somehow overbalanced and likely to tip over, something that seems physically unlikely.
    • That when the stuff falls, it is going to do so at just the right rate to efficiently couple its energy to the water.
    • That said energy is going to stay bunched up and not be too influenced by sea conditions, sea bottom irregularities, and currents and tides.
    • That the amount of energy, after the losses in coupling to the water, diffracting, reflecting, travelling, and reforming as changes in sea height near shore ("waves"), and the losses in spreading out in every direction, the residualk forces are going to be relatively large.


    Sounds like an awful lot of worst-case assumptions. Sounds like bad scientific public relations. Sounds like a crock.

  144. Ive been to Palma.. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    Its a truely beautiful island, one of the few of the Canaries not messed up by development/tourism. Its still retains a lot of its original forests, including its own unique species of pine, and the volcano in the center is awesome - the second largest in the world, I understand. I remember the vivid impossible looking & unscalable peaks - they do look like a strong wind could blow them into the Atlantic.

    As for the Tsunami it is hard to know what can be done - I suppose a system of alarms and planned evacuations could help.

    All the same, I would say to anyone that it is worth a visit..

    --
    "You lied to me! There is a Swansea!"
    1. Re:Ive been to Palma.. by Maqueo · · Score: 1

      I grew up on Tenerife (I'm not spanish though). The Canarian Islands are truely beautiful. Of the 7 islands, 6 of them have national parks, and there is a good amount of endemic fauna and flora .

      I'm sure you'd love la Gomera as well. Very little turism, and really green. Every island has awesome spots, altough you definitly need to get away from the turist cities, and ask some locals to give you directions.

      I have some shots of Tenerife here:
      http://www.y0g4.com/photos/Tenerife

      and Gran Canaria:
      http://www.y0g4.com/photos/GranCanaria

  145. http://www.clusterballoon.org/ -- evacuate UP! by ankhank · · Score: 1

    www.clusterballoon.org/learning/learning.htm

    All that's needed is technology available now, sufficient to evacuate everyone in the area vertically -- UP about 1,000 feet -- for about three or four hours.

    Set the distribution equipment up - harnesses are simply nylon webbing; rent time on them meanwhile for recreational purposes, and it'll pay for itself before it's needed.

    Also useful for evacuating high-rise buildings.

    And helium's being wasted now, in gas flared off from oil wells -- it'll make a market if we need a few storage tanks per city block, not to mention the other uses that can be made of helium if it's easily available.

  146. Here's one idea. by 955301 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say, as soon as the alert warning goes off, we set off tactical nukes across the entire coastline and kill ourselves because, hey, f' you mother nature.

    --
    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
    1. Re:Here's one idea. by oneiron · · Score: 1, Funny

      Haha! I've never wanted mod points so bad.

    2. Re:Here's one idea. by dasunt · · Score: 1

      I say, as soon as the alert warning goes off, we set off tactical nukes across the entire coastline and kill ourselves because, hey, f' you mother nature.

      There might be an interesting idea buried in your jest.

      Is it possible to set up detonations of such magnitude that a tsunami's force is weakened?

      A tsunami takes a decent amount of time to head across an ocean (hours). An ICBM travels quicker. The problem that I see is calculating where to apply the nukes and how much force -- that would seem to require locating the wave itself -- deep sea bouys, perhaps?

    3. Re:Here's one idea. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean strategic nukes?

    4. Re:Here's one idea. by oneiron · · Score: 1

      For the lesser minds:

      I was implying that I thought it deserved to be modded up as funny.

  147. MOD PARENT UP by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

    PLEASE!

    --
    -Clio
    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
    Blog: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com
  148. Cant avoid everything by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Fires occur most anywhere due to morons.. ( and lightning storms ).

    Earthquakes even occur in the midwest US.. While the likelyhood might be less in some areas, no one is really 100% safe from them, unless you move to the moon..

    So we goto the desert.. Dont forget dust storms due to drought..

    Then you got neighbors... They are really hard to predict..

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Cant avoid everything by logicnazi · · Score: 1

      I've been in the bay area for 4 years and I have seen lightning only twice during that entire period, remembering that most lightning is cloud to cloud that's pretty damn unlikely. In fact I challenge you to find any record of lightning damage in the SF Bay area (modulo people flying kites into storms). Even the girl who had been hit by lightning 3 times moved here to escape it and nothing has happened since.

      Arson and neighbors aren't *natural* disastors.

      --

      If you liked this thought maybe you would find my blog nice too:

    2. Re:Cant avoid everything by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The Bay area is already a known earthquake zone, so don't worry, you're covered by natural disaster. In fact, you're one of the places the rest of us feel pity for.

      Coming from someone in central Texas who sees tornadoes every fall and every spring, that's saying something. (we also get flooding here, and occasional hurricane threats. Had Ivan come to texas instead of alabama, it would have been interesting to see what happened around here)

      --
      Like what I said? You might like my music
  149. DON'T GIVE S.P.E.C.T.R.E ideas! by Danathar · · Score: 1

    PLEASE!...

    The last thing we need is for SPECTRE

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

    or Dr. EVIL (TM)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Evil

    To get ideas on where to detonate the NUKE....

    Hmm...I guess it would make a good Bond flick plotline

    1. Re:DON'T GIVE S.P.E.C.T.R.E ideas! by drew · · Score: 1

      I think Dr. Evil's plan to detonate his nuclear warhead deep within the earth's core, thus causing *every* volcano on earth to erupt, already has this base covered....

      of course if it sets off the yellowstone caldera, we may not care too much about the tsunami by the time it gets here...

      --
      If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
  150. Tinfoil Hat = ON by MandoSKippy · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't we be protecting this island like a miltary base? I mean, if all it takes is some tremors to set it lose, you think that soem terrorists would be all over that. Ug.. I would hate to think about that.

  151. Re:Bad computer models exagerate La Palama tsunami by Forbman · · Score: 1

    Fine, then. Let's still plan for the worst case and hope for the best case.

    It would be equally as bad to plan for the best case as to not plan at all.

    Think of the big Kobe earthquake and building damage done there. Building code for quite some time was that the first 7 stories of a building had to be earthquake resistant. Well, lots and lots of buildings in Kobe exceeded this. Maybe 10-12 stories, but enough. "It couldn't be any worse than what has happened before." Ooops.

    Of course, the Krakatoa eruption did not result in tsunamis on the west coast of the US, either (if it would have been possible), but there was significant tsunami damage in Hawaii done from a large Alaskan earthquake in the 50's. Sure, some of that was just dumb luck: funnel-shaped bay facing the same direction the tsunami waves were coming from in Hilo.

    Besides, what would a 3-meter high tsunami do if it hit somewhere like Fundy at high tide? You know, somehow I think that a place that has 40-foot tide swings just might have problems even with a depleted tsunami wave.

    Isn't the problem really one of the big wavelength waves hitting the Continental Shelf suddenly turning into really tall waves?

  152. Misquoted Article by MooseByte · · Score: 1

    "a tourist said that she was surprised that after the waves, the area where she was staying no longer stank of sewage."

    The article is fresh in my mind. The tourist in question was remarking about how clean the airplane smelled once she was able to leave the devastated area, which was awash in dead bodies and sewage.

    I'd provide the link, but the keep updating the content often enough that it would probably be out of date the moment I posted it due to edits.

  153. Get a clue about tsunamis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "an eventual "mega-tsunami" that will sweep across the Atlantic that will still be anything from 60 to 150 ft high when it hits the U.S. Eastern seaboard"

    Uh, STILL? Dumbass, tsunamis aren't discernable as they travel across the deep ocean. It's only when they approach shallower waters that they rise up.

  154. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "more graphic description" gives a death toll of up to 150 million dead not 100 million as stated in the post.

  155. My $.02 by jgoemat · · Score: 1
    I've seen shows about them before and they are not like the giant tidal waves you see in movies. Tsunamis show up more like a rising water level than a 60 foot wave that comes and passes. They make splashes as the water rushes in and over things, but it's not like what most people think of a wave coming in or like you see on the extended version of "The Abyss" or that comet movie where Morgan Freeman was the president.

    If you are out in the deep water on a boat you might not even notice the wave passing under you. It would only lift your boat a few feet and it would do it gently. As that water heads towards shore though, the mass of water has nowhere else to go so it goes up onto land.

  156. DC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn you terrorist island. I ain't going to take it anymore.

    First we get attacked by some Saudi moron, than we get harassed as the cops close the streets at random, than they take my picture and check my papers while driving around town, than all the metal detectors as if every door were an airport. After all that, some punk island wants to pick a fight with DC.

    Nuke the bastard.

  157. Why the East Coast is mostly safe by buddhaunderthetree · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not saying that a tsunami wouldn't be bad news for the East Coast I'm just saying that it's less likely to cause the mass damage than pacific and Indian tsunamis for one simple reason. On the East Coast the continental shelf extends fair far out and would rob an approaching wave of much of its energy.

    --
    "Technology.....the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it." Max Firsch
  158. I saw this episode by Oriumpor · · Score: 2, Funny

    The natives call the enterprise to drill into the planet's surface with the ships phasers to release the planet's tectonic pressure but as a result a cloud of volcanic ash covers the planet.

    All the while some cooky guy in circa 1960's hemp clothing, who says he's from the future, keeps stealing tricorders.

  159. Re:Some bad science in the post (it's not) by sssparkkk · · Score: 1

    You are absolutely right; however, I think the author of the article wanted to point out that even over such a massive distance, the build-up of the wave when it approaches North America will still result in a damn big wave. I didn't see him suggesting the wave to be this big in the middle of the ocean.

  160. Just get rid of it. by mshiltonj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The western flank of Cumbre Vieja volcano on the island of La Palma in the Canaries is going to slide into the Atlantic one of these days: a diagonal fracture has already separated it from the main body of the volcano, and only friction still keeps it attached.

    If it's just sitting there, waiting to fall into the ocean (with catastrophic results), why don't we start disassembling it now? There's got to be a safe way to slowly rip it apart and reduce the potential risk.

    If not nuclear bombs, then TNT, or jackhammers. Whatever. Just rip it apart and throw it into the ocean piece by piece, safely.

    If there's any truly useful area for robots, this is it. Send a whole fleet of robots up there armed with pickaxes, to reduce the mountain to dust and rubble, slowly, over the course of a couple decades or longer.

    If one foundation can build the Craze Horse Memorial over a time frame of 65 years (and counting!), surely this is possible.

  161. wtf is wrong with you people!? by bindster · · Score: 1

    70-100k+ are dead and you are talking not about what can be done to help (indeed, on a site like Slashdot there might be some good conversation on that topic after the first wave of trolling) but instead you're talking about "what if it happens here?" Are you people insane!?
    How about "I drowned because I tried to pick up some of the fish that washed up after the first wave, so I won't be around for that mega-tsunami you're talking about, you insensitive clod."

    --
    WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.
    1. Re:wtf is wrong with you people!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Are you people insane!?

      I don't think you know the half of it.

      You seem to be missing the fact that many people believe the populations in India, Sri Lanka, and Indonesia need to be thinned out. There are people who think the huge death tolls are due to the fact that there are so damned many of them, and that they all live in grass huts right in the flood zone. And they will be disappointed when the body count reaches an equilibrium. The only reason they are following the news at all, is because the death toll keeps doubling. That's exciting. Once they get the number right, they stop giving a fuck.

      I don't think you understand just how callous, racist, apathetic, and disconnected, the typical American actually is.

  162. see it in action by cliveholloway · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I live in Los Angeles and don't have cable. As soon as I heard about the tsunami, I switched the TV on.

    Soaps, Chat Shows, blah blah blah. I didn't see anything on the local channels until the evening news!

    And then, when I did, the news focussed almost exclusively on how it affected US (sic). For me, the worst comment was actually on PBS (of all places). Admittedly, it was "World Business Report" (or something like that). I caught a glimpse of a top ranking Sri-Lankan being interviewed, and the interviewer asked something along the lines of, "Sri Lanka makes a lot of clothing for the US market - for example, a lot of Victoria's Secrets' items are manufactured there. Do you think this disaster will affect your country's export ability?"

    I mean, fuck. That to me is in such bad taste I'm surprised the guy didn't just punch him and walk out.

    It would be like saying to Mayor Giuliani on September 12th, 2001, "So, the twin towers ran a lot of the world's banking services. How do you think this destruction is going to affect The UK's merchant banks?".

    I mean, wtf???"

    To restore my sanity, I went to http://news.bbc.co.uk for an in depth view.

    God I miss real news TV sometimes. Anyone know how I can get the BBC's Newsnight in high quality through my DSL in LA?

    cLive ;-)

    --
    -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    1. Re:see it in action by jht · · Score: 1

      Actually, it may have been asked in a tasteless manner, but it's a very relevant question overall. What affect will a mega-disaster of this nature have on a nation's economy? Sure, this event is horrifying and heartbreaking, but for the survivors life goes on somehow. It has to.

      Even after 9/11, while the nation as a whole mourned, people were preparing for the reopening of the stock market, restoring phone and electric service to the downtown, and implementing their disaster contingency plans. A lot of people were wondering about and asking questions about the impact on the rest of the world.

      When 9/11 happened, I was stranded in Atlanta at the old Interop. My experience was nothing compared to that of people who actually lost loved ones (my friend who I was traveling with had a cousin who had been scheduled to go on one of the doomed flights for work, but was sent to a different city that morning in a decision made the night before). It was horrible, but I still had to decide whether to leave town or not (we did - we went out to a friend's house in the suburbs), make the appropriate arrangements, and figure out how we would get home.

      My point is when bad things happen, you notice, and you mourn, but for the survivors life must continue. And as part of that there are a lot of folks who, in between reading news accounts and maybe helping provide relief, are also worrying about whether they'll be able to get the goods for the upcoming fashion season.

      It may not be classy, but it's human and it's an inevitable part of life. At least I haven't heard any jokes about it yet, thank goodness. And I hope I don't hear any for a long time.

      --
      -- Josh Turiel
      "2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
    2. Re:see it in action by artson · · Score: 1

      It was The Nightly Business Report and the journalist was Susie Gharib, interviewing Devinda Subasingha, Sri Lanka's Ambassador to the United States.

      Here is the link. Actually, while it was pretty tasteless, it wasn't quite that bad. But still, crotchless panties....

      --
      In times of trouble, the smell of frying onions usually gives confidence and comfort.
    3. Re:see it in action by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
      KCET *does* broadcast BBC World News. http://www.kcet.org/programsa-z/news-currentaffair s/index.php

      Weekdays at 5pm.

      --
      /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
    4. Re:see it in action by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      I know - but some of us are working then :)

      And no, I don't have a PVR and I'm too lazy to set the VCR. Hence Newsnight:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsnight

      cLive ;-)

      --
      -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    5. Re:see it in action by rzbx · · Score: 1

      Consider if everyone reacted that way after a disaster. Imagine life living on with everyone being depressed about disaster, overwhelmed, neglecting talk about what effects such a disaster have on the entire world. Personally, I would love to know how such an event effects us all economically, socially, politically, etc. Such disasters should not evoke such a shock from people with the added apathy. It would be wrong to ignore the fact that many people died. It is a very sad event, but those that care are over there working, everyone else is somewhere else, maybe working. Be a little more understanding to the journalists that are doing their job. Just because the news is about a disaster, does not mean that we need to bring all the information to that level. People should be more aware of their emotional reactions. We all know the media is a tool for propaganda. So why go the extra mile and react emotionally to news?

      --
      Question everything.
    6. Re:see it in action by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      I think my problem was that the question sounded like, "So how is this going to hurt the US?", rather than, "So how does this affect the Sri Lankan economy?".

      The transcript from the show (linked above by artson) shows that if I'd tuned in a couple of minutes earlier, I wouldn't have been so offended. I turned over exactly at the sentence, "Sri Lanka is a major exporter of apparel to the United States...".

      Out of context, and as a first sentence, this seemed wholely inappropriate. Having read the whole transcript, I don't think it was so insensitive, but I still think that particular question sounds selfish and inappropriate. Here's the full quote, out of context :)

      "GERSH: Sri Lanka is a major exporter of apparel to the United States to companies like The Limited and Victoria`s Secret. To you knowledge, has that kind of business been disrupted? Will those exports have any problems as a result of the tsunami?"

      I have no problem with them discussing the Sri Lankan economy, just having it sound like, "So, does this affect us?", just didn't feel right at this time.

      cLive ;-)

      --
      -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
    7. Re:see it in action by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Ah... California.... memories...

      I remember the day when US started to bomb Serbia, on 5 major channels for 3 hours they showed a 30 mph car chase (it was during rush hour) of a guy who "stole" his own car, at news this was the fist item, the last one was a 10 seconds piece of information that NATO airplains from Aviano have started to bomb Belgrade -- talking about priorities.

      US News = shit

      --
      "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Prof. Dumbledore
    8. Re:see it in action by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      I mean, fuck. That to me is in such bad taste I'm surprised the guy didn't just punch him and walk out.

      It's an entirely reasonable question.

      What do you think is paying for the relief effort? Taxes - on profits and salaries - and donations, from people's salaries and investments - in corporations, shock horror! - make it possible. You might say that emergency supplies ought to be made without profit. Well, how to you think the people making those supplies are supposed to feed and clothe their own families, hmm?

      On GMTV this morning, the presenter was whinging that some people are so "insensitive" that they took their vacations (in other parts of Thailand) anyway. Well, didn't Guiliani himself say that the best way for the world to help NYC was to come there and spend their tourist dollars? Not to be frightened off by 911?

      If the Thai tourism/hospitality industry collapses, they're pretty badly fucked long term. That's a big part of their economy, which is the means by which Joe Thai feeds and clothes his family (etc). If the Sri Lankan exporters all go out of business, then Sri Lanka is pretty badly fucked. These are people like us, they don't want to live on handouts, they want to be self sufficient. Yes it was a disaster but life goes on.

      Thank god bleeding hearts like you have no real power in the world, leave it up to us hard-nosed capitalists, because we get stuff done, and we pay for it all, not because of you but despite you.

    9. Re:see it in action by cliveholloway · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. See this reply for a deeper explanation.

      It's a bitch sometimes that you can't edit a post...

      Happy New Year :)

      cLive ;-)

      ps - No offense intended Guy, but it is possible to be a "bleeding heart" and a capitalist. Please read my other reply linked above and I think you'll understand where I'm coming from. My original post didn't quite make my point clear. "not because of you but despite you" - ahhh come on, you're trolling now, and I'm not hungry enough to bite :)

      --
      -- Trinity in high heels carrying a whip: The donimatrix - there is no spoonerism
  163. Re:Why Worry? - FUD indeed by Glorat · · Score: 1

    Agreed, let's RTFA... the risk is real but let's always not lose perspective

    6. Should I be worried by mega-tsunami?
    As an individual, you have much more chance of being killed in a car accident than by a mega-tsunami. Mega-tsunami are very rare. However, it is important for governments to understand the potential risk, so that they can decide what hazard preparations, if any, are required.

  164. new mirror of South Asia tsunami vids by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Informative

    I will probably re-encode these to MPEG1 and re-upload.

    clicky

    1. Re:new mirror of South Asia tsunami vids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be very helpful. Thanks.

    2. Re:new mirror of South Asia tsunami vids by hackrobat · · Score: 1

      I've converted to low-quality FLVs and hosted here, if anyone wants to have a quick look: Tsunami videos .

    3. Re:new mirror of South Asia tsunami vids by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1

      Sorry, after 50G of transfer in 1 day, I had to take the videos down.

  165. My old bumper sticker by el-spectre · · Score: 1

    I used to have a sticker that (sheerly because I was being nasty to tailgaters) said "Save the Planet, Kill Yourself"

    Sure enough, I had a number of people complement me on my environmental awareness...

    --
    "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
    1. Re:My old bumper sticker by MMMDI · · Score: 1

      I have the shirt. Church of Euthanasia does indeed kick some booty.

    2. Re:My old bumper sticker by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      Or some bucket, if you will...

      --
      "Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel." - A.B.
  166. Pedantic Mode On by jd · · Score: 0

    Ok, this is wholly off-topic and utterly pedandic of me, but it's the Isle of Mann, not Man.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Pedantic Mode On by Alan+Cox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nope its the "Isle of Man"

      At least the one I am talking about, that is part of the United Kingdom.

      http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geo s/ im.html

    2. Re:Pedantic Mode On by Altus · · Score: 1

      No Man is an Isle...

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    3. Re:Pedantic Mode On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a peculiar thing to post. Are you trying to look dumb?

    4. Re:Pedantic Mode On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Therefore never send to know for whom the Coming Atlantic Mega-Tsunami tolls: it tolls for thee.

      (Sincere apologies to John Donne)

    5. Re:Pedantic Mode On by EuroMike · · Score: 1
      The Isle Of Man is not part of the United Kingdom.

      It is a Crown Dependency, which is a different thing entirely.

      Same goes for the Channel Islands, and places like the Falklands.

      Well, you did say, pedantic mode ON...

      --
      .... 0x00FEEDFACEC0FFEE .... :)
  167. Better solution from Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Russia we would solve the problem quickly.

    First we will put a lot of bombs on the volcano.
    Then we would evacuate the coast. Then blow the volcano.

    The country will be devastated but it will save
    for the next thousands of years.

  168. Re:Quoting "Bugs" from Looney Tunes by Blacklantern · · Score: 1

    "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive "

    --


    "There is only a one in six billion chance that you actually exist"
  169. Your geography is not our Earth geography... by danaris · · Score: 1

    Well, let's see: Mt. St. Helens is only a problem in a small part of Washington State. Tornadoes, well, yeah, that takes out most of the Midwest, and hurricanes can hit FL, AL, GA, LA, SC, NC and MS pretty darn hard. You didn't mention the following, but: earthquakes are only a serious problem (to my knowledge) in western California. The potential tidal wave is only a problem for a few miles inland on the East Coast.

    That still leaves the Rockies, the Appalachians, right around the Great Lakes, and, my personal favourite, the inland Northeast, at the very least.

    Man, I'd hate to be as pessimistic as you.

    Dan Aris

    --
    Fun. Free. Online. RPG. BattleMaster.
    1. Re:Your geography is not our Earth geography... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you forgetting the supervolcano under Yellowstone Park.

    2. Re:Your geography is not our Earth geography... by PhilipPeake · · Score: 2, Funny

      The last Mt St. Helens eruption was just a teaser. Look to Mt. St. helens going bang like the volcano that Crater Lake used to be, before it exploded and threw debris as far as Montana, removing a mohn tain at least as large as Mt. St. Helens used to be, and a hole in the ground which is now the deepest lake in the US. Remember that Mt. St. Helens is just one in a chan of volcanos, and that they are all active and just waiting to go bang one day. Back to the East coast and a monster Tsunami - remember it would run over the huge Methane Hydrate deposits off the East coast, possibly causing a catestrophic release of the Methane and its associated hundreds of billions of tons of carbon into the atmosphere - running a few miles inland is not going to save anyone from the effects of that. Nowhere in the US is really safe - why do you think the Brits let you have it so easily :-)

  170. Over-hyped by SJasperson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I suppose it would be bad form to link to the BBC article Tidal wave threat 'over-hyped'. Apparently not everyone in the geological research community thinks there's much to this theory.

    --
    Sigs? Sigs? We don't need no steenkin' sigs.
  171. October 2000? by aslate · · Score: 2, Informative

    Love the up-to-dateness of the article, linking to a BBC program which was aired on BBC Two, 9.30pm, 12 October 2000

  172. More immediate threat by FatBear · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Cascadia subduction zone, off of the Pacific Northwest region of the US, has a potential very similar to the one that just quaked in Sumatra. In recent history it seems to have quaked about every 400-600 years, with the last one being about 305 years ago. You can read about it here.

  173. Submitter was Wrong by TPIRman · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the BBC FAQ linked in the parent post, the tsunami won't hit tomorrow as the story submitter implied. In fact, there will be a decent amount of warning:
    When will the volcano on La Palma collapse?

    The collapse of the western flank of the Cumbre Vieja volcano, on the southern half of La Palma, is not going to happen tomorrow or next week. Tourists should not cancel their holidays to the Canary Islands, or to the east coast of the United States or the Caribbean.

    What scientists are predicting is that the collapse is likely to happen any time within the next few thousand years. Scientists also know that a collapse will not happen without any warning. They will be able to alert people to possible danger several weeks in advance.
    1. Re:Submitter was Wrong by KingEomer · · Score: 1

      Actually, the article denies that it will hit tomorrow, and then says that it will hit any time in the next few thousand years. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't "tomorrow" a subset of "the next few thousand years"?

  174. Could Terrorists blow this up? by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    Exactly how loose is this giant slab of rock (I couldn't find any pictures). Is it a real possibility that terrorists could dislodge it with high explosives?

    I imagine this is just another one of those grand doomsdays schemes that makes for a perfect movie but isn't actually practical. Just like covering the artic/antartic with carbon black (to change the albedo(sp?)) it is something people could do, but not without arousing great sucpiscion. So it's great to have your super secret organization with sub-ice airports launch an operation to cover the pole with carbon black over the course of hours any reasonable terrorist plot would be detected before anything of substance was accomplished. Similarly, SPECTRE might be able to install thousands of tons of explosive from their underground tunnels but any real terrorists wouldn't be able to install enough explosives before being detected.

    So it sounds like a great plot for a James Bond movie, and I hope I'm not wrong about how much explosives it would take.

    --

    If you liked this thought maybe you would find my blog nice too:

    1. Re:Could Terrorists blow this up? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > Exactly how loose is this giant slab of rock

      It's not strictly "loose", and it's not exactly a "giand slab of rock.' It's half of an island of 706 square km, 2.5 km high. The "giant slab of rock" is a mountain range.

      So, if a 500 billion metric ton mountain is a "slab of rock", then it's "loose enough" that, say, a quake in the 7's or an eruption like the one in 1949 might shift it a bit, causing the western half of the island to slide away from the rift.

      Still think you could engineer a way to accelerate the process, or even to help insure the damage will be as dramatic as "scientists" warn about?

      What are the names of these scientists, anyway, and where are their papers published?

      Breathlessly repeating a dire warning does not make it scientific.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  175. Worse than fatalism: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
    lack of faith in humanity, negativity

    For your consideration, Kansai International Airport

    Construction started in 1987. The sea wall was finished in 1989 (made of rocks and 48,000 tetrahedral concrete blocks). Three mountains were excavated for 21 million cubic meters of landfill. 10,000 workers and 10 million work hours over 3 years, using 80 ships, were needed to complete the thirty-meter layer of earth over the sea floor and inside the sea wall. In 1990, a three-kilometer bridge was completed to connect the island to the mainland at Rinku-Town, at a cost of $1 billion.


    This was all done just so a city could have a new airport. Considering the threat to all of the cities in the Atlantic of the Canary Islands, and the example of the Indian Ocean devastation, why do you continue to champion apathy over a can-do attitude?
    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:Worse than fatalism: by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1
      I am well aware of the engineering marvel that Kansai airport is, but for you to consider:
      • The mountains they excavated were above ground, not below sea level. That makes removing the material a fair bit easier than trying to do it huindreds of feet below the sea.
      • Once the material was removed from the mountains, all they had to do was dump it into the sea (OK, it was a bit more complicated than that).
      • Kansai Airport is sinking


      I am not a negative person and I am all for the "can do" spirit, but the your suggestion of "shaving down" the island made no sense to me. If we can figure out a way to do it, hey I am all for it. As a resident of the US east coast, I would rather not have my home and family devastated by this when and if it happens.
      --
      TODO: Insert witty sig
  176. Reminds me of my wife in the car pool. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I'd point out that, by your logic, you should immediately kill yourself to better the planet. I would, but I've actually pronouced a few people who did that very thing.

    Reminds me of my wife's story of the carpool.

    Four or so in the car. Driver put forth the proposition that the population of the earth really needed to be reduced (for all the usual leftist and envirowacko reasons). Others in the car were concurring.

    As they were doing something over the speed limit on the main span of the Dumbarton Bridge at the time, my wife, doing her best deadpan, said that this was a GREAT idea and he should start RIGHT NOW by IMMEDIATELY turning HARD RIGHT. B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:Reminds me of my wife in the car pool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Four or so in the car. Driver put forth the proposition that the population of the earth really needed to be reduced (for all the usual leftist and envirowacko reasons). Others in the car were concurring.


      Hmm, "leftist envirowackos"? That's funny, cuz it's been my most conservative colleagues that have concurred that the loss of a hundred thousand or so "overpopulating monkeys" (their words) is probably best, considering they were "not contributing anything to the global economy except a drain on our resources and stealing our jobs" and that any sufficiently dense population "should expect to lose a good chunk every once in a while if you can't keep your pants on and get with the times already." Besides, most of these Indonesians were "Osama lovin' Moslems anyway. Who needs 'em?" I told them they must be part of those "Armies of Compassion" I keep hearing about.

      So you see, misanthropes on both ends of the political spectrum, bub.

    2. Re:Reminds me of my wife in the car pool. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Four or so in the car. Driver put forth the proposition that the population of the earth really needed to be reduced (for all the usual leftist and envirowacko reasons).

      I don't know how this is considered a "leftist" position. After all, Adolf's Final Solution was along these lines, he's generally considered somewhat right of centre. Genghis Khan also practiced genocide, and his policies would fiot right in with the current administration.

      But seriously, don't lump everything you disagree with into one amorphous Axis of Evil/Commie/Greenie/Gay/Muslim/Atheist/United Nations conspiracy. The world is more complicated than Us and Them.

  177. "extremely unlikely to occur" by lemongrass · · Score: 1

    http://www.drgeorgepc.com/TsunamiMegaEvaluation.ht ml

  178. While we're on the topic by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny
    I seem to recall that the top of one of the Hawaiian volcanoes is supposed to break off and fall into the ocean sometime in the next 50,000 years or so, causing gigantic tsunamis in the pacific. Just so the Californians don't feel left out...

    Anyone care to place a wager on the plot of the next crappy disaster flick?

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  179. attenuation of waves by nuttyprofessor · · Score: 0

    Anyone wish to explain why the energy in a giant
    tidal wave does not attenuate as it travels across
    the ocean? It just seems that the wave would greatly
    diminish in size as it propagates.

  180. Ah... But that is nothing to.... by jd · · Score: 1

    ...what would happen if ALL the world's "supervolcanos" erupted at about the same time, which then shook the Earth so much that all islands that could collapse into the sea did so, causing tsunamis to strike every country on Earth, which will cause the world's media to go into a frenzy as they won't know which disaster to put on the headlines/front page, resulting in stampedes in all major cities by journalists, causing the road networks to block up, resulting in the car industries going bust, causing unemployment to rise (after the sharp fall, due to almost everyone dying from the previous disasters), resulting in an economic collapse as investors panic.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  181. A glacier is much more likely by ugmoe · · Score: 1
    http://www.glacier.rice.edu/land/5_antarcticiceshe etlast.html

    http://www.geo.unizh.ch/wgms/

    During the period from about 120,000 years ago to 20,000 years ago, the Antarctic Ice Sheet grew much larger than it is today. This was the last glacial phase. Since about 20,000 years ago, the ice sheet has been retreating to its present size. This marks the present interglacial phase of the cycle. A similar change occurred in the Northern Hemisphere, with ice sheets expanding across large areas of North America, Asia, and Europe. Shifts in climatic conditions occur across the globe accompany these cycles. This cycle of advance and retreat of the ice sheets in the Northern and Southern hemispheres has occurred many times in the past and will occur again in the future.

    All but small remnants of the continental ice sheets retreated from North America thousands of years ago. Although it may appear that the Ice Age has ended, many scientists argue that our present relatively warm period represents but a brief interlude and that the glaciers may again advance in the future.

    A glacier covering much North America, Europe, and Asia seems like a more serious (and more likely) problem than a mega tsunami.
    1. Re:A glacier is much more likely by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      What the HELL are you talking about????? EVERY scientist KNOWS that the globe is WARMING! Only ThE K00KS ThInK ThAt ThEY ARE WroNG!!!
      -russ
      p.s. historically, you are correct. Of course, we never learn from history.

      --
      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    2. Re:A glacier is much more likely by cubicleman · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about history is it's all in the past.

  182. not as "DOOMSDAY EXCITING", but counter argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  183. sometimes obvious solutions don't work by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe nobody has suggested this: If we can blow mountains up to make way for railroads/roads, then a slightly larger-scaled version of some mountain blowing-upping can push the side of the island into the water in small increments, causing no more than a smidgen of concern!

    Unfortunately, that has high risk of precipitating exactly the event it is trying to mitigate.

    For starters, it's already slipping even in the absense of eruptions. Secondly, removing some of the weight that's keeping the lid on the lava and gas will likely reawaken the volcano. (That's how mountains explode - as was discovered at Mt St Helens.)

    And of course there's the question of who would PAY for this. And the little matter of what mining corporation in its right mind would take a contract, and its associated liability risks, where one screwup wipes out the whole atlntic seacoast of more than one continent.

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  184. Simply solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why doesn't the US administration just declare the Canary Islands a terrorist state and invade/nuke the place?
    It has been his policy everywhere else in the world.

    1. Re:Simply solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why doesn't the US administration just declare the Canary Islands a terrorist state and invade/nuke the place?"

      Declaring war against Spain would trigger a breach of every alliance the US has. It would be suicidal.

      Besides, nobody really believes this story. Nobody except the same crackpots who think the Earth is about to flip on its axis, and crap like that.

  185. Most scientists agree that this won't happen by nasor · · Score: 4, Informative

    Perhaps no one hears about these 'mega-tsunamis' much from the media because most scientists agree it could never happen? From http://www.sthjournal.org/media.htm :
    Here are a set of facts, agreed on by committee members, about the claims in these reports:

    - While the active volcano of Cumbre Vieja on Las Palma is expected to erupt again, it will not send a large part of the island into the ocean, though small landslides may occur. The Discovery program does not bring out in the interviews that such volcanic collapses are extremely rare events, separated in geologic time by thousands or even millions of years.

    - No such event - a mega tsunami - has occurred in either the Atlantic or Pacific oceans in recorded history.

    - The colossal collapses of Krakatau or Santorin (the two most similar known happenings) generated catastrophic waves in the immediate area but hazardous waves did not propagate to distant shores. Carefully performed numerical and experimental model experiments on such events and of the postulated Las Palma event verify that the relatively short waves from these small, though intense, occurrences do not travel as do tsunami waves from a major earthquake.

    - The U.S. volcano observatory, situated on Kilauea, near the current eruption, states that there is no likelihood of that part of the island breaking off into the ocean.

    - These considerations have been published in journals and discussed at conferences sponsored by the Tsunami Society.

    Some papers on this subject include:

    "Evaluation of the threat of Mega Tsunami Generation From ....Volcanoes on La Palma ... and Hawaii", George Pararas-Carayannis, in Science of Tsunami Hazards, Vol 20, No.5, pages 251-277, 2002.

    "Modeling the La Palma Landslide Tsunami", Charles L. Mader, in Science of Tsunami Hazards, Vol. 19, No. 3, pages 160-180, 2001.

    "Volcano Growth and the Evolution of the Island of Hawaii", J.G. Moore and D.A.Clague, in the Geologic Society of America Bulletin, 104, 1992.

  186. So unlikely.... by Junta · · Score: 1

    All these scary things being discussed, asteroids hitting the earth, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, terrorism, all this fear in general of something to become an extinction level event.

    I am *so* confident that the human race will not go extinct in the next 30 years, that I will bet 1 million dollars, double or nothing that the human race will not be extinct in 2035. Any takers? ;)

    --
    XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
  187. Gwynn Dyer by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    If you look up 'sardonic' in the dictionary, Dyer's picture is likely there.

    He's big on gloom and doom but has done interesting documentaries in the past.

  188. Not *that* hard by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    So I mostly agree with your conclusions, I even made a similar post about it being more a bond film device than something for real terrorists. However, just the weight of the rock isn't enough to guarantee this. Apparently this slab is particularly precarious or else we wouldn't be worrying about it in the first place. After all we aren't worried about the actual Isle of Man being knocked over into the sea. In theory you can balance an arbitrarily large amount of stuff in a manner which allows a fingertip to topple it over.

    So I am inclined to believe that nothing on that scale could be affected reasonable amounts of conventional explosives (reasonable includes multiple jetliners filled with explosives). However, I would really like actual confirmation that things weren't balanced that carefully.

    --

    If you liked this thought maybe you would find my blog nice too:

  189. Wave-front healing by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Informative
    Actually, waves don't follow straight paths. This can be seen in bays where a wave enters a small gap, and then spreads out into the entire bay.

    The result is that a disruption along a wave front can "heal" itself. This means that the undisrupted part of the wave front slowly fills in the disrupted part. The further past the dispruption you are, the less obvious it becomes that a dispruption even took place.

    As a result, islands that are far from the coast may not give much protection.

    Also note that bays and inlets can serve to focus and guide the wave energy. For example, a tsunami once reached Port Alberni on Vancouver Island. Here's a map http://www.travelamap.com/canada/centralisland.htm .

    Read it and weep.

  190. physical effect of wall of water by opencity · · Score: 1

    Thinking about 60 - 100 ft of water on New York City for 10 - 15 minutes. Washes entirely over Long Island. Manhattan has a lot of steel and concrete. Do the skyscrapers remain standing? Does the wave arrive as a wall, at full height, or is it a series of swells?

    --
    Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.
    1. Re:physical effect of wall of water by drew · · Score: 1

      it's not really a wall like you see in the movies (the abyss special edition comes to mind). it's a large swell or series of swells, hence why they were called "tidal waves" before it was understood that they really had nothing to do with tides.

      --
      If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
  191. What about Brazil? by mangu · · Score: 1

    Brazil is the fifth or sixth largest country in the world, with some 8.5 million square kilometers. There isn't any volcano in Brazil which has been active in the last 10 million years. There has never been any recorded earthquake over magnitude 3 Richter in Brazil. No winds above 120 km/h. Of course, one cannot predict the small random asteroid impacts, but Brazil seems to be somewhat safe from most large natural disasters.

    1. Re:What about Brazil? by PrvtBurrito · · Score: 1

      Uhh, not so fast. Maybe you should check your facts.

      --
      Laboratree - Scientific collaboration based on OpenSocial.
    2. Re:What about Brazil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brazil has a very capable insect army.

  192. Next World Grid Project..? by raynet11 · · Score: 1

    I guess we can only save humanity one project at a time, maybe the world grid can help solve this problem. That is, If the world grid ever finishes the human Proteome

  193. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    First satellites, now this. Someone should let this guy know that he's taking jobs away from paid government and private sector researchers and idea guys.

  194. Overhyped threat ... by Dark$ide · · Score: 1

    According to another article on the BBC news site http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3963563.stm the threat of the volcanoes in the Canary Islands causing a tsunami on the Eastern Seaboard is an unlikely event.

    --

    Sigs. We don't need no steenking sigs.

    1. Re:Overhyped threat ... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "the threat of the volcanoes in the Canary Islands causing a tsunami on the Eastern Seaboard is an unlikely event."

      Wouldn't Western Africa, and Southern Europe, be far more at risk? It's funny that people try to plant the image of "New York" being flooded, when it's a hell of a lot closer to Spain and Morocco. But I guess an image of Portugal being wiped out by a Tsunami isn't as impressive as "NYC". If the wave can make it across the Atlantic, won't it also raise the Mediterranean sea level? Enough to disappear Sicily?

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  195. New Scientist article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn1206

  196. Crawford, TX, of course! by artemis67 · · Score: 1

    Duh!

  197. Denver beachfront property by peter303 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I live in Denver and was hoping to have some beachfront property sometime. Its depressing to have to drive so far to see the ocean.

  198. mechanical strength of the ocean? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if there isa physical limit to how much potential energy of a landslide could be converted into wave height? Meteor impact students suggest much of that energy would be immediately converted into heat because the bedrock can only transmit so much energy before vaporizing.

    However, as we've seen from historical tsunamis, the known largest waves of a100 feet is sufficient to kill millions.

  199. it's more the reverse by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    The richest states voted Democrat, but the richest people within those states---the ones who pay the bulk of the taxes you're referring to---voted Republican. On the whole, people who vote Republican typically end up subsidizing people who vote Democrat.

    1. Re:it's more the reverse by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      No, it's exactly as I said. How's this for you: the richest people have plenty of tax loopholes, and therefore, instead of paying their share of the graduated tax that they are supposed to by law (sometimes over 30%), their rates go down well below the lowest tax bracket. Many of the wealthiest people (and corporations) pay far less than 5-10% in taxes, and end up not paying for the majority of taxes in a given state. There are a lot of poor people paying taxes.

      And your argument isn't even logical, by the way. In states with a liberal majority, there's a tax surplus. Which means ... states that have a lot of poor people vote Democrat and are economically successful enough to be able to give their money away to the states with a conservative majority that can't seem to make ends meet. Whine about states' rights all you want, but Republicans can't even run a state where everyone agrees with them without money the federal government (with the help of those blue states) gives them.

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
  200. Re:Americans are safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol

  201. Check out Apple's front page by melted · · Score: 1

    Once again, Apple is in a class of its own.

    http://www.apple.com

  202. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    Arthur C Clarke was there researching the possibility.


    You make it sound like he was on some sort of research expedition to sri lanka. He lives there.

    --
    Disconnect your television. Do your own research. Draw your own conclusions. They're probably lying. Don't be a sheep.
  203. do... fuzzy math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your math seems to skip a few steps. please enlighten us. what's the density of "rock"? is it the same as water?

    1. Re:do... fuzzy math? by cs · · Score: 1

      The density of the rock has NOTHING to do with it (provided it's greater
      than that of the water of course - aside from pumice rock doesn't float).
      It's purely a volume calculation.

      --
      Cameron Simpson, DoD#743 cs@cskk.id.au http://www.cskk.ezoshosting.com/cs/
    2. Re:do... fuzzy math? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you left out the density when you converted mass to volume. Granted, you can figure that out from the figures you posted. Just take your equation of mass/density= volume and solve for density.

  204. There's a good novel about this by rebel_cdn · · Score: 0

    It's called Icefire. It's a techno-thriller. I picked it up not knowing what to expect, and ended up being pleasantly surprised.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0671014021/ qid=1104358254/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl/701-9027329-3 461903

  205. lessee... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    90m wave strikes:
    New York
    Boston
    Miami
    Hartford

    Residual wave strikes:
    Washington DC
    Baltimore
    Philadelphia

    Hm. From "flyover country" MN, aside from the enormous ocean pollution it would generate, I can't see much worth saving. If only we could arrange aftershocks to hit the west coast too.

    --
    -Styopa
  206. Highschool Geography should be required by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And all along, I too thought Idaho was in the North West... Say, I think you can ignore the Ohio River Valley Fault. Watch out for the New Madrid fault though.

  207. Did I miss something? by dahin · · Score: 1
    Did I miss something major?
    Pandemic.
  208. Terrorist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    And what is to stop terrorist from blowing up this island cause they don't like the US?

  209. great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would it be impossible for terrorists to detonate a nuke and cause it to slide???

  210. Tsunami trivial compared to what else is coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.rense.com/general61/tickingtimebomb.htm

    Ticking Time Bomb
    By John Atcheson
    12-27-4

    "We have built a greenhouse, a human greenhouse, where once there bloomed a sweet and wild garden." -- Bill McKibben

    The Arctic Council's recent report on the effects of global warming in the far north paints a grim picture: global floods, extinction of polar bears and other marine mammals, collapsed fisheries. But it ignored a ticking time bomb buried in the Arctic tundra.

    There are enormous quantities of naturally occurring greenhouse gasses trapped in ice-like structures in the cold northern muds and at the bottom of the seas. These ices, called clathrates, contain 3,000 times as much methane as is in the atmosphere. Methane is more than 20 times as strong a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide.

    Now here's the scary part. A temperature increase of merely a few degrees would cause these gases to volatilize and "burp" into the atmosphere, which would further raise temperatures, which would release yet more methane, heating the Earth and seas further, and so on. There's 400 gigatons of methane locked in the frozen arctic tundra - enough to start this chain reaction - and the kind of warming the Arctic Council predicts is sufficient to melt the clathrates and release these greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.

    Once triggered, this cycle could result in runaway global warming the likes of which even the most pessimistic doomsayers aren't talking about.

    An apocalyptic fantasy concocted by hysterical environmentalists? Unfortunately, no. Strong geologic evidence suggests something similar has happened at least twice before.

    The most recent of these catastrophes occurred about 55 million years ago in what geologists call the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum (PETM), when methane burps caused rapid warming and massive die-offs, disrupting the climate for more than 100,000 years.

    The granddaddy of these catastrophes occurred 251 million years ago, at the end of the Permian period, when a series of methane burps came close to wiping out all life on Earth.

    More than 94 percent of the marine species present in the fossil record disappeared suddenly as oxygen levels plummeted and life teetered on the verge of extinction. Over the ensuing 500,000 years, a few species struggled to gain a foothold in the hostile environment. It took 20 million to 30 million years for even rudimentary coral reefs to re-establish themselves and for forests to regrow. In some areas, it took more than 100 million years for ecosystems to reach their former healthy diversity.

    Geologist Michael J. Benton lays out the scientific evidence for this epochal tragedy in a recent book, When Life Nearly Died: The Greatest Mass Extinction of All Time. As with the PETM, greenhouse gases, mostly carbon dioxide from increased volcanic activity, warmed the earth and seas enough to release massive amounts of methane from these sensitive clathrates, setting off a runaway greenhouse effect.

    The cause of all this havoc?

    In both cases, a temperature increase of about 10.8 degrees Fahrenheit, about the upper range for the average global increase today's models predict can be expected from burning fossil fuels by 2100. But these models could be the tail wagging the dog since they don't add in the effect of burps from warming gas hydrates. Worse, as the Arctic Council found, the highest temperature increases from human greenhouse gas emissions will occur in the arctic regions - an area rich in these unstable clathrates.

    If we trigger this runaway release of methane, there's no turning back. No do-overs. Once it starts, it's likely to play out all the way.

    Humans appear to be capable of emitting carbon dioxide in quantities comparable to the volcanic activity that started these chain reactions. According to the U.S. Geological Survey, burning fossil fuels releases more than 150 times the amount of carbon dioxide emitted by volcanoes - the equivalent

  211. This just doesn't seem physically right... by afroncio · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know about the rest of you, but this story just doesn't seem physically right to me... I don't see how a relatively local event like a volcanic landslide could cause the same kind of damage that continental plates can do. These two events are not on the same scale. Yes, the landslide is a displacement wave, but it's a geologically minor event compared to a continental plate shift.

  212. East Coast vs West Coast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we know who will win the whole East Coast / West Coast rap battle

  213. Already been done in fiction... by payndz · · Score: 1
    Imagine a terrorist organization that detonates a bomb in the fissure. It is the stuff movies are made about. (Indecentlally if you are a movie maker you can buy that idea off me)

    Too late. Scimitar SL-2

    --
    You must think in Russian.
  214. lessons on logic by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Here is how it works: The blue states have a Democratic majority, but the majority of their money is held by Republicans. The reason is that this wealthy minority is very wealthy. The rich people in New York City and Connecticut are largely Republican, but form a minority of the population. They essentially fund the rest of the population. These states can make ends meet because they are rich. If I were in charge of Connecticut, I could make ends meet too. Nobody can make ends meet in Alabama, Democrat or Republican, because it's poor.

    1. Re:lessons on logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck do you think the rich got their money? They got it from the poor masses.

      You have it backwards - it is the hard work of the masses which provides the ultra-wealthy with their wealth. And they use that wealth to exploit the poor even more.

      Use some logic, and better yet, learn how the world actually works, instead of your elitist fantasy. the poor do 90% of the work. the wealthy would be dead without their support, drowning in garbage. With no consumer products made by sweatshops.

      Where are the wealthy going to get their DVD players and sneakers and homes from, without people who actually work?

  215. take it apart! by samantha · · Score: 1

    With potential disaster of this magnitude we should do whatever we can to prevent it. In this case it may be plausible to dismantle this menance before it blows. If it is plausible then we should do so asap. It isn't often we get to save 100 million lives with one bit of engineering.

    1. Re:take it apart! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "It isn't often we get to save 100 million lives with one bit of engineering."

      You think that literally cutting an island in two and moving it while plugging a volcano is "a bit of engineering?"

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  216. Pictures of Mega-Tsunami landform effects by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are interested in seeing what a mega-tsunami might do to your favourite coastline, have a look at this: http://www.uow.edu.au/science/eesc/research/Variou s%20research/tsun.htm

    You will find photos (linked at the bottom) of some of the more dramatic and long term effects, such as cavitation erosion of bedrock, boulder deposition and rockshelf breakage (and deposition).

    Note: the information is Australian centric but does discuss other tsunamis from history.

  217. Not even bad science, it's uninformed speculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    First, shallow water surface waves travel at a speed directly tied to the wave length and water depth. Tsunami waves are 10 to 100 miles long, and are thus shallow water wave everwhere on Earth.

    But there is a speed limit, and thus a limit on the energy transmitted. Wave action is normally a very efficient way to transmit energy. But once the surface wave goes above 0.7-0.8 Mach of the air above, the energy is spent misting and roiling the water. Thus a huge surface event will only be locally more destructive, and perhaps will not couple nearly as much energy into a wave.

    The most effective way to couple massive energy into the ocean is as a pressure wave. To avoid wasting energy by forming voids and boiling water, it's best done in very deep water where the pressure is high and the energy spreads widely before becoming a surface wave. Now think back to the news reports -- this recent quake happened at over 10 kilometers sea depth. It likely coupled as much impulse energy as the ocean would handle at that (relatively deep) depth.

    Another consideration is the wave reflective effect of the Atlantic ridge. With a gradual bottom slope most of the energy is converted to a slower, steeper wave. With a ridge much of the energy is reflected, resulting in a more gradual surge.

    There are a bunch of other factors, but basically "it can't happen here" isn't as far off as you might think. (Statement applys to U.S. East coast residents only -- no one else matters ;->)

  218. drain the rain water by dahin · · Score: 1
    The BBC transcript (about two thirds of the way down) explains that in the case of La Palma, the risk is created by:
    • the shape of the volcano -- a long ridge with a long fault line
    • the structure of the volcano -- one face held in place by friction, a mixture of water-permeable rubble and solidified-lava dykes
    • thoasands of years of rain water accumulated in the pockets of rubble creating water pressure that weakens the friction along the fault
    • the inevitable future eruption that will heat the water and increase the water pressure triggering a massive land slide

    What I don't get is why I haven't seen anyone propose draining the water out of the volcano. Surely it would be possible to do horizontal drilling into the critical pockets of water and let the water drain out until the water pressure is lowered sufficiently that the risk is reduced.

    I imagine you would be dealing with a fair amount of water but not something unimaginable. Say 10% of the rain that falls on the volcano accumulates in the critical pockets. You might want to drain off 500 years of accumulation in the next 10 years. That would be the equivalent of 5 times the rainfall on the volcano, or approximately the drainage rate of several typical mountain rivers -- big engineering but certainly doable.

  219. Nostradamus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any interpretations of Nostradamus' auguries about tsunamis? One site told that he never mentioned Indian Ocean.

  220. Elevation? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    What does this mean to us in mountanour or hilly areas in NJ. For example, my home town is supposedly 220 ft above sea level. My area is on a hill maybe 30-40 ft above the center of town (we're on the outskirts). So, would a 150ft wave even matter to us?

  221. MEGA Tsunami! Not that little one in South Asia... by jgarland79 · · Score: 1

    nobody should have voted for Bush.. now God is going to smite us all with a MEGA Tsunami

    --
    Microsoft Windows runs on stress and frustration.
  222. New Topic for Slashdot by heptapod · · Score: 1

    An image of chicken little crying about how the sky is fallilng to get eyes on their osdn ads.
    Seriously, articles about how there might be an astroid with our number or that a piece of the Canary Islands might fall into the ocean creating a tsunami mere days after the disaster in southeast Asia is not journalism. Since I'm not new here, I know that Slashdot is about journalism.
    It's about end-of-the-world histrionics with the much-abused torino scale, how Microsoft will 0wn us all without the savior of teh Lunix, articles which are really product placement and sometimes a rare submission which really is "stuff that matters".
    Next on Slashdot: reports a company is selling blueprints to build a dirty bomb! Cheap!

    1. Re:New Topic for Slashdot by oneiron · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is about stuff that is interesting and/or entertaining for 'nerds' to discuss...with a mildly journalistic slant. Period.

      Try not to twist the tagline too much. Take it for what it is...a mostly meaningless tagline that has a nice ring to it with some interesting irony and subtle truth thrown in for good measure.

  223. New Topic for Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An image of chicken little crying about how the sky is fallilng to get eyes on their osdn ads.
    Seriously, articles about how there might be an astroid with our number or that a piece of the Canary Islands might fall into the ocean creating a tsunami mere days after the disaster in southeast Asia is not journalism. Since I'm not new here, I know that Slashdot is about journalism.
    It's about end-of-the-world histrionics with the much-abused torino scale, how Microsoft will 0wn us all without the savior of teh Lunix, articles which are really product placement and sometimes a rare submission which really is "stuff that matters".
    Next on Slashdot: Roland Piquepaille reports a company is selling blueprints to build a dirty bomb! Cheap!

  224. Article Rating -10... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for being disgustingly in bad taste, and totally self centered. The death toll is probably in the 50,000 mark in the pacific, but someone has to come out and say "yeah but if like a meteorite hit the atlantic or summit there would be much more and stuff, and american lives too and stuff".

    Disasters with massive loss of life are not to be used as one upmanship, and the current tragedy should not be a tool to start another round of "apocolypse when".

  225. It's only fair by Tobias.Davis · · Score: 1

    May darwin smile on the western shoreline!

    1. Re:It's only fair by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Ring of fire, pah! Earthquakes and tsunamis will NEVER happen here!

      --
      * And remember, it's spelled N-e-t-s-c-a-p-e, but it's pronounced "Mozilla."
  226. "we must fight the terrorists.." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been banging this drum for a while, but now it may get the braintime it needs...

    Billions of dollars are being spent in the name of name of "making the USA safe"..
    Given that all the terrorists in the world hijacking all the airliners in the world could not do a fraction of the damage that a serious explosive in the right place on Gran Canaria could do, do you feel that your money is being well spent?

  227. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by J.+Random+Luser · · Score: 2, Funny

    Too late though.

    Huh? looks like whoever was doing the simulation was too early

  228. Re:Arthur C Clarke worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm pretty sure ACC lives in Sri Lanka anyway, on account of it being a very nice place to live (acts of god excepted), but fair enough, he was not unaware f this possibility..

  229. but what about the New Madrid Fault by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    I'm like you, glad I live in Missouri (Springfield), but I guess we have to consider the New Madrid fault, which was "suppose" to pop a few years ago. My thoughts on natural disasters is that you do what you can, within reason, to prepare for them. But, something like what happened in the pacific I doubt really can be prevented, unless you force everyone to move away from the coasts, or build a 100 foot wall around the beach

  230. Slashdot lemming moderators strike again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This story is a recycling of a story that's already been widely discredited - the original reserach was entirely funded by an insurance company. If the lazy idiot who posted this story had actually followed up on the BBC report that he's linked to, he'd have seen that the BBC themselves posted a later article where the original analysis was refuted - see below. Why on earth do the /. moderators let this sort of crap get posted?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3963563.stm
    http://personal.telefonica.terra.es/web/iberianat u re/material/megatsunami.html

  231. Architypes (and Mehetibell has kittens) by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    A popular misconception.

    Red staters aren't evil...just stupid. :)


    Another popular misconception. (For starters, most of the actual rocket scientists are red staters.) In fact the IQ mix is similar. At one time the nutritional and educational influences gave the red staters a disadvantage, but for the last fifty years or so the disadvantage has gone the other way.

    What makes them different is their value systems.

    But blue staters (meaning the actual ones that voted to make them come out blue), like most collectivists, enforce social conformity by a number of mechanisms. One of the biggest is trashing the self-esteem of anyone who says or does something to indicate their value systems diverges, even slightly, from the norm. They recieve a broad range of invective, and one of the commest slurs is "stupid".

    Within the group this drives them to change their attitudes to conform. But people outside the group, with their own social support networks, aren't swayed (or are quickly swayed back when their friends see their angst and offer moral support). So the continual slurs from the thought-police evolve into a stereotyping of the members of the outsider groups. This is followed by ethnic discrimination which, coming from people who constantly harp about "tolerance" and "diversity", is a source of much humor.

    It's particularly funny when real-world evidence surfaces. For instance: There's a continual din in the blue states about how G. W. Bush is "stupid". As a result of the flap over their Vietnam-era military services, Bush's military records, and some of Kerry's, were opened. The military tests IQ, and both candidates' test results got out. Bush far outdid Kerry. B-)

    --
    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
    1. Re:Architypes (and Mehetibell has kittens) by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      I say they're stupid not because of their 'value system,' but because they tend to vote for the people who treat them the worst. Oh, and the unrelenting need they have to force their 'value system' on others doesn't win them any friends in the blue states.

  232. Technical details by Alien54 · · Score: 3, Informative
    An in-depth discussion of the actual volcano, with tons of illustrations, is available here:

    Massonetal01_ESR.pdf

    in general, once the waves hit the open ocean, it IS a straight line path. Islands will tend to absorb waves, "creating shadow patterns". There is an excellent analysis here:

    GRL- Cumbre Vieja Volcano -- Potential collapse and tsunami at La Palma, Canary Islands (PDF)

    complete with illustrations that demonstrate that the Bahamas protect Miami, if not much else.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  233. countdown by adeydas · · Score: 1

    may be /. should put a D-Day countdown ticker on its homepage...

  234. more negavity masquerading as valuable criticism by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    my example of kansai was simply to open your eyes about the possibility of taking on large, daunting tasks

    it was not an open door for you to compare and contrast the details of the prospective effort

    in fact, if you really want to start analyzing the task at hand, then i have further news for you:

    kansai was about construction, canaries would be about demolition

    as in some tnt properly placed here, some tnt properly placed there

    therefore, it's an even easier task than you seem to be able to imagine

    gravity and explosives are all you need to turn what would be a one-event demolition by earthquake/ volcano in the future, causing much suffering, into a multi-event of smaller incremental well-placed demolitions, causing no suffering

    the more you think about it, in fact, the more possible it sounds, and the cheaper it sounds

    so again, why the negatvity?

    geez, some people!

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
  235. Scammers by pipingguy · · Score: 1


    Just a thought - how long will it take for the spammers and scammers to take advantage of this disaster?

    1. Re:Scammers by fastgood · · Score: 1

      how long ... to take advantage of this disaster?

      DELL is still running 'humorous' tv ads where a guy in bed
      asks a Dell rep if their tech support will answer on various holidays
      or after locust swarms (run laughtrack) or tsunamis (insert guffaws).

      --
      It's a joke when Dell reps talk about staying open on
      Presidents Day, Columbus Day, and Cinco de Mayo.
      Funny how Dell doesn't say Christmas & Labor Day.

  236. Re:If it happens in the next 4 years ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    It's not news at all that scientists predict an eventual "mega-tsunami" that will sweep across the Atlantic that will still be anything from 60 to 150 ft high when it hits the U.S. Eastern seaboard.

    If it happens in the next four years, you can bet that liberals and Europeans will be blaming it all on Bush while thounsands of Arabs dance in the street.

    I don't think that even the liberals and Europeans would blame Bush for a natural disaster. Unless they could tie it into "global warming" perhaps.

  237. Isn't it ironic? by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    I was there during August for a week... one of the most beautiful places on earth...

    even took a trip up the volcano on a bus tour... the spanish have little regard for road safety... that was a giant bus on a very narrow twisty road, with a tiny guardrail... and a drop unlike anything I've ever seen before. The asphalt in some places goes right off a cliff... and the little green dots on the bottom are clusters of big palm trees.... needless to say it's a bit strange coming from the US where any road with more than a 3 ft drop off the side has a giant concrete barrier.

    Ironic to think that beautiful island could doom my east coast life in the NYC area.

    Great view from up top... amazing sand dunes, beach, and beautiful blue water. Before that the only place I've seen such landscape is in pictures. Hawaii is nice... but the view isn't as good.

    1. Re:Isn't it ironic? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "needless to say it's a bit strange coming from the US where any road with more than a 3 ft drop off the side has a giant concrete barrier."

      Well, there are all kinds of roads like what you describe in the Rockies and all over the Pacifc Northwest. I've driven on badly paved roads with sheer dropoffs to a half mile certain death, as recetnly as last summer, in the US.

      --
      -fb Everything not expressly forbidden is now mandatory.
  238. La Palma is a Terrorist threat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If terrorists ever get ahold of an nuclear bomb. It would be easier for them to detonate it there (since they're based not far from the region) rather than smuggle it into the USA. And the damage could obviously be much worse if they triggered the collapse! So it is a great security issue to get not only seismometers there but security staff as well.

  239. The physics simply don't work out. by gelfling · · Score: 1

    This recent submarine earthquake occured when a ridge of the floor of Indian ocean a few HUNDRED miles long dropped 90 - 300 feet. A collapsing island even a large one could never generate that much power.

    1. Re:The physics simply don't work out. by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

      It's not just about mass, but the force.

  240. Some solutions? by Brian_the_pooh22 · · Score: 1

    A long shot for sure, but given the consequences, a few simple steps could help. Short Term - Some university or government agency should scatter a handful of solar-powered GPS receivers over the slope, trasmitting short-range to an satellite uplink on a stable part of the island. If they move, the agengy would sound the alarm to other agencies, and have satellite, seismic, etc. corroboration. For the warning systen, FEMA calls CNN. Within minutes, every tv, radio and internet outlet will pick up the story. Relatives call home phones and cellphones. SMS messages are sent. The word gets around. People tune to CNN, where they are told to move away from low-lying areas, seek refuge in the east end of basements, occupy sturdy buildings, bicycle to a hilltop; whatever. Medium Term - Study the problem. Fund the science. Is it real? Get more funding. Refine the plan. Long Term - I used to be a geotechnical engineer. There is a little used, expensive technology called "in situ vitrification". Put four electrodes in the ground, run a honking big current through it, and melt the ground. The resulting glass traps the contaminants. So, build a nuclear power plant in on the island, and spot-weld the slip plane. Honestly people, what's the big fuss?

  241. Move to a disaster free country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are afraid of natural disasters, move to a country like Brazil where there is none.

    This is one of the reasons why I love my country.

  242. End of the World by Dash16 · · Score: 1

    http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/tsunami.htm Good description of what would happen once this volcano on the Canaries erupts. Lots of other cool end of the world scenarios on the parent site, http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm

  243. How can I Help?-- Make this happen by mindlessrabble · · Score: 1

    I would be willing to go to the Canary Islands and jump up and down on the beach.

    Given the promise of eliminating Washington, New York and the rest of the East Coast in one drop, no effort should be spared.

  244. Why not... by FortyTwoFish · · Score: 1

    Just build a thick enough break water around the thing. Alternatively, use dynamite to send it into the sea one small chunk at a time, so that by the time the island blows its top, there is nothing to go sliding into the ocean.

    --
    Grandmaster of the Revolutionary Order of the Forty-Two Fish
  245. Re:If it happens in the next 4 years ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trust me, the Arabs won't be the only ones dancing in the street.

  246. Re:Early warning - GPMRS CELL ALERTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Perhaps a good early warning system would be cell phone text messaging. I've read several accounts where people were alerted to the disaster by text messages better than any other means.

    Would it be possible to send out a general alert to all cell phones w/in areas that are going to be affected by a disaster such as a tidal wave?

  247. Note to self by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't buy beach-front property in the eastern half of the country.

  248. That's not a wave; *This* is a wave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, my chance to show those "big wave" surfers what it's really all about...

  249. We're all going to DIE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're all DOOOOOMED!

  250. How am I supposed to take this seriously... by $ASANY · · Score: 1

    ...when we're talking about predicted wave heights on the Western Saharan shore of Brazil??? I'm no geography whiz, but I'm pretty sure the Sahara is located on a different continent.

    Just in case, I'll be sure to keep clear of that portion of Brazil, should I ever get a chance to go there.

  251. Future Shock by SmoothDime · · Score: 1

    The day will come when we'll be able to control nature and not have to worry about earthquakes, hurricanes and asteroids.

    We'll be more worried about wether any neighboring galaxies are going to run into our milky way.

  252. More recent BBC article by $exyNerdie · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the more recent BBC article:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3963563.stm

  253. Disaster amplified by videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted 100,000 dead or more is a very bad thing, but I have read several articles this year speculating that if the bird flu mutated and spread amongst humans this year, we may be seeing 1 million plus dead worldwide etc on the low end (extreme estimates were 100 million to 1 billion). So quick build the ocean warning systems that may not see a tsunami in their operational lifetime. Don't invest money into better methods of developing vaccines that aren't as painfully slow as culturing the vaccine in eggs. We currently don't have video of people dying en masse of flu on TV so thats not a priority.

  254. Cool it in situ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why bother moving so many tons of rock? Why not just build a giant geothermal plant there that generates electricity, with the nice side-effect of cooling down the volcano and perhaps postponing the next eruption. There is no change in sea level because the rock stays where it is (except for the holes drilled for the pipes).

    What to do with the excess electricity? It could be used to generate hydrogen.

    Still a major undertaking, but cheap if it saves only one city. And it might just pay for itself.

  255. Re:Seems like true by kettlechips · · Score: 1
    It will probably will not be critical to have this warning system in place, where half of La Palma plunging into the ocean is concerned.

    People might draw their conclusions right there and then. All geologists in the world will be bouncing up and down about it and since it's the geologists that are to alert the authorities in the first place, it may actually be quicker to just start evacuating on the sight of La Palma sliding off into the ocean then to wait for the first tsunami warning - buoy to go off.

  256. Affect on Puget Sound by AthenianGadfly · · Score: 1

    The second article does indeed state that "harbours and estuaries that funnel the waves inland" will be "worst hit". I would think that this would apply to Puget Sound, which is open to the ocean at one end (although it is somewhat protected by a sharp bend and numerous islands, it would seem to me to be at least as vulnerable as some of the cities mentioned, e.g. Philedelphia).

    It is worth noting, however, that Puget Sound is in Washington State (on the West coast of the US) and opens onto the Pacific Ocean, so it would not be at a direct risk from this particular potential tsunami. I would imagine, however, that similar threats exist in the Pacific Ocean (the BBC article says that such potentially devastating volcanoes are "scattered across the world's oceans").

  257. Avoiding the "Big One" by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    I think I should move into the middle
    In addition to the New Madrid Fault mentioned in other posts, you would also have to worry about the Yellowstone Caldera.
    The bottom line is that you are not safe anywhere.
    --
    Those who sacrifice security to condemn liberty deserve to repeat history or something. - Benjamin Santayana
  258. Insurance industry by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

    It looks like the insurance industry has thought about it.

    --
    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  259. Evacuation by lysium · · Score: 1
    Plus, all of Long Island will be trying to evacuate over the same bridges used by the city.

    Not necessarily -- many could be evacuated by boat to Conneticut, which would be relatively protected by Long Island Sound.

    --
    Together, we will drive the rats from the tundra.
  260. Margaret's track record is pretty good so far by Astreja · · Score: 1

    Margaret Atwood has an excellent record so far as a prophet. Ever read The Handmaid's Tale? (shudders)

    In addition to the tragic loss of life, the loss of any large area of this planet results in the loss of an ecological or economic center. If one area grows 90% of the oranges, or 75% of the rice, or in fact is the primary supplier of *anything*, we will feel the impact sooner rather than later.

    Diversity aids survival. Specialization and concentration of power is a recipe for disaster.

    1. Re:Margaret's track record is pretty good so far by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      Actually Oryx and Crake was the first book I've read by her, and I just finished it last week. It was recommended to me by a woman who said Atwood has a tendency to exploit men to the extreme, so when I read the blurb on The Handmaid's Tale I wasn't too inclined to get it. Instead I bought Bodily Harm. I'm sure eventually I'll get through all of her books though. I really really enjoyed Oryx and Crake.

      --
      Blessed be he who reads this post, Cursed be he who tells my boss.
  261. Math does not add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't worry too much, the math does not add up. For one thing half a trillion is a very round number, and this logic of how this will play out has more curves than Brianna Banks. Even given this number as a 'rough' estimate, that means that about 34 cubic miles of rock will fall into the sea. Now that is a lot from just one mountain. And the whole mountain is not falling, just one side of it. Now I watched the BBC program about La Palma. and this mountain is a skinny sucker with most of the trees logged off it long ago. There is not enough volume in the whole mountain to equal even half of 34 cubic miles. Then there is the other half of the energy equation, volume out. This megawage purports to move about 600 cubic miles of water a vertical elevation of over 100 feet!? That is many times the weight of the moving force. I read somewhere in the dim past of my engineering education that forces lose local vector intensity as a declining cubic function of the distance from the center. Let the reader take his judgement from there.

  262. Animation of the tsunami's path showing propagatio by Jaiden · · Score: 1

    Not sure if this has been posted, but I found it to be a really neat illustration of what got hit and why.

    http://www.nature.com/news/2004/041229/multimedi a/ 041229-2-m1.html

    --
    this sig has been rated E for Everyone.
  263. Re:Animation (fixed link) by Jaiden · · Score: 1
    --
    this sig has been rated E for Everyone.
  264. but we've just seen it happen by uptoeleven · · Score: 1

    all be it on a far smaller scale, we've just seen a large tsunami cross thousands of miles of ocean from the east side of the indian ocean to its west side and drown half of Sri Lanka and western India. It's no use sticking your fingers in your ears shouting "la la la not listening". Most of the Indian ocean is not 10 miles deep, it's mostly 4-6 miles deep which is about the same as the Atlantic.

    I take your point about the positioning of the source of the wave - the Indian Ocean tsunami occured at ocean trench depth. Whereas the Canary Island Tsunami will occur due to a displacement above sea level. However the 500 cubic kilometres of rock being dumped straight off the continental shelf (because the Canary Islands are right at the edge) would effectively be like dropping a very big penny in a very big pond.

    The mid-Atlantic Ridge at its highest point is still 4 miles below the surface of the ocean. It will dissipate some of the energy - which is why the original 1800 foot waves may only be about 100 foot when they hit the eastern sea board. Mind you as it continues on its way passed the mid-Atlantic ridge and rolls down the other side it will have an opportunity to amplify down to greater depths so who knows?

  265. the signs will not be heeded by uptoeleven · · Score: 1

    they never are. We know a collapse will happen but even when it's the big one we won't know it's going to happen til it starts to happen by which point it is too late.

    Crying wolf with something like this is not a good idea.

  266. ANTLANTIC MEGA-TSUNAMI PROBLEM: S-O-L-V-E-D!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm actually surprised that some of you techno-science-type guys didn't think of this already, but you all can thank me later. It's really quite simple, see. All we need is a gigantic pair of those Bose noise-cancelling headphones pointed at the island to cancel out the tsunami wave, no fuss, no muss!! Now, how hard was that to figure out!?! (I swear, it's like you guys don't think or something...)

  267. Re:Early warning - GPMRS CELL ALERTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can imagine the text message.

    "OMG TDL WV! 4PM! RUN!"

  268. The real question is: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would the force from the eruption of Yellowstone be enough to cause what's being called the "worst-case scenario" in the Atlantic?

  269. Tsunami hype - bad science, bad maths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The BBC Horizon program which started the La Palma Tsunami story is based on bad research and bad maths and funded by the Insurance Industry.
    It has been comletely invalidated by ALL the leading scientific authorities. There is not a single piece of independent research to support this wild theory.
    The motivation for the film is to get Americans to buy insurance and get funding so that the researchers don't get dumped on the street when their grants run out.
    I can understand that they would want to do research on the beautiful island of La Palma, but they are telling and repeating so many lies that it is unbelievable.

    The leading scientists have destroyed the theory.
    Read a summary of their work at http://www.lapalma-tsunami.com/