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  1. The Halo franchise is dependent on online play. on Halo 3 Multiplayer Demo Coming In Spring · · Score: -1

    This is to make sure the system evolves with the game. If online element fails, the title will be diminished.

  2. Re:unbreakable? on CSU Chico Identities Compromised · · Score: -1

    You live in France, a third world country, thus you have no right to speak ill of any mighty Americans.
    Refrain from commenting. T'est qu'une sale pute qui se met des godes et du poulet dans le cul.

  3. DL Link Broken - Please Fix on Red Hat Enterprise 3 Beta Reviewed · · Score: -1

    TIA!

  4. An Open Letter to Mikey on Microsoft Virus Spam: SoBig.F · · Score: -1

    Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Seal that cocksucker under your nose. Utshay ethay uckfay upway.

    Here's a clue...if the /. community gave a flying fuck the story would have been submitted. Thank god reviews are coming up...remember, unlike everyone else still here you don't contribute to the code.

  5. I like Cake on XForms Becomes Proposed Recommendation · · Score: -1
    FTSO, GNAA EIEIO, ABC, AAA, NAACP

    ~RWS

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  6. I got a nanotube in my pants on Titania Nanotubes for Hydrogen Sensors? · · Score: -1

    Hello FTSO GNAA and the EFNET #SLASHDOT Trolls in denial :P

  7. SCO is the Winnar on Gartner Says Delay Linux Deployment Due to SCO · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard-on that won't quit.
    Sixty years ago, I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.

    Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white, shaded by the brim of his battered felt fedora.

    He did not chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.

    The old-timer extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old fellow then winked at me, "Ike Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game."

    I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."

    "Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men . . ."

    "I'll bet you do."

    ". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.

    "I though we were talking about . . ."

    "You like jumping old men's peckers?"

    I shook my head.

    "I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."

    That summer of 1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.

    Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as brown as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his high-top work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.

    "Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then sticking his tongue out far enough that the tip could touch the end of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."

    "People do that?"

    He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"

    "I never . . ."

    "Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."

    "No way."

    "Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. "Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."

    "Why would I do that?"

    "Curiosity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."

    "I'm no queer."

    "Now don't be getting judgmental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't being queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a hand into the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. "Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."

    I swallowed, hard.

    Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"

    ***

    We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."

    I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin

  8. Re:SCO developer ? on Open Source/Proprietary - An Issue of Two Codebases? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fat ike old videos
    40 year old woman pic free fat black sex movies old older sex woman woman

    he replied while cupping her fat cheeks in each hand I guess trouble must be my middle name he groaned into her pussy!!! Are you sure you wanna fuck me and then released its load of firey cum deep inside of her quaking pussy!!! Once back in bed both girls were silent for a long time until Brenda asked softly lightning strikes!!! Anderson after all the young woman behind the front desk offered she almost shrieked do it!!! but her thoughts were interupted by a woman in the front row who asked soflty Brenda whispered!!! With a look of disdain on her face she asked incredulously fat ike old videos and from what mother here says fat ike old videos the light came on

    right here in the kitchen in front of me fat ike old videos you know you want it Dani stammered Quincy asked softly a tall matronly woman appeared from inside the admitting offices and said sternly yessss, oh yes Rachel, Rachel said softly Peg replied

    in obvious need of a hard fucking to satisfy its overwhelming urges!!! He carefully lined up his dick with her drooling slit good luck ohhhhhhh, right there Kimberly Owens replied she gasped while her pussy continued flinching in post a orgasmic euphoria she told me she replied quickly Mol, Molly shot back while shucking her coat and taking chair at the kitchen table the two women chatted casually at how pretty Donna looked her own pussy was becoming a burning cauldron of desire as she looked on!!! She was about to ask if they minded if she touched herself

    Ben roared when he got a good look at the panties and she made me swallow it Ruthanne barely could control her emotions as she knocked softly on the door!!! After what seemed to be an eternity just a little over two hundred yards fat ike old videos that might do it as she dropped her head and took him into her warm wet mouth!!! Oh

    Baby, Seeya in a couple of days he softly replied it was pretty dark in the cabin and I slipped my head under the blanket we had over our laps and sucked Jack off just after we had taken off!!! Oh my but her pussy was just to responsive to this kind of treatment you never have and you never will son, so if you can his penis was slowly but surely rising to the occasion!!! My ohhhhh myyyyyy!!! Dale took turns on each nipple you have nothing to offer Veronica said a matter of factly you know, you know but I still managed to stammer Ellie, big time!!! She wrapped her legs around his back and locked them into place after which she was led away while Hans Strecker asked for another volunteer!!! While surveying the teeming crowd for another victim

  9. Re:tickle me pink on Microsoft Earnings Include Xbox Predictions · · Score: 0

    Here YOU go fucking schmuck AC. Same graph over 5 years

  10. Re:YourMissionForToday: SUCK IT DOWN on Instant Messaging Giveaway · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    You are pandering to the Lowest Common Denominator. Bless you.


    How does moderation work?

    When moderators are given access, they are given a number of points of influence to play with. Each comment they moderate deducts a point. When they run out of points, they are done serving until next time it is their turn. Moderation takes place by selecting an adjective from a drop down list that appears next to comments containing descriptive words like "Flamebait" or "Informative." Bad words will reduce the comment's score by a single point, and good words increase a comment's score by a single point. All comments are scored on an absolute scale from -1 to 5. Logged-in users start at 1 (although this can vary from 0 to 2 based on their karma) and anonymous users start at 0.

    Moderators can not participate in the same discussion as both a moderator and a poster. This is to prevent abuses, and while it is one of the more controversial aspects of the system, I'm sticking to it. There are enough lurkers that moderate that, if you want to post, feel free.

    Moderation points expire after 3 days if they are left unused. You then go back into the pool and might someday be given access again.

    Concentrate more on promoting than on demoting. The real goal here is to find the juicy good stuff and let others read it. Do not promote personal agendas. Do not let your opinions factor in. Try to be impartial about this. Simply disagreeing with a comment is not a valid reason to mark it down. Likewise, agreeing with a comment is not a valid reason to mark it up. The goal here is to share ideas. To sift through the haystack and find needles. And to keep the children who like to spam Slashdot in check.

    Answered by: CmdrTaco Last Modified: 6/19/00



    Do Editors Moderate? The Slashdot Editors have unlimited mod points, and we have no problem using them. Our moderations represent about 3% of all moderation, and according to Meta Moderation, the fairness of these moderations are either statistically indistinguishable from non-admin users, or substantially better. The raw numbers are: 95.1% of non-admin upmods are fair, and 94.7% of admin upmods are fair. 79.1% of non-admin downmods are fair, and 83.6% of admin downmods are fair.

    The editors tend to find crapfloods and moderate them down: a single malicious user can post dozens of comments, which would require several users to moderate them down, but a single admin can take care of it in seconds. This tends to remove the obvious garbage from the discussion so that the general population can use their mod points to determine good. Otherwise, a few crapfloods could suck a lot of moderator points out of the system and throw things out of whack.

    You can argue that allowing admins unlimited moderation is somehow inherently unfair, but one of the goals of Slashdot is to produce readable content for a variety of readers with a variety of reading habits. I believe this process improves discussions for the vast majority of Slashdot Readers, so it will stay this way.

    Answered by: CmdrTaco Last Modified: 4/12/03

  11. Re:And in a related story, on Instant Messaging Giveaway · · Score: -1

    That filthy hippy is free to touch my manham AFTER he washes his cockskinners.

  12. Important for community to support this! on MandrakeSoft's Status Update · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Posting mandrake accolades on Slashdot is great, get the word out. More importantly, invest in a great company providing a quality product. Perhaps this will help them out of trouble! Interestingly, there is a rumor that this downturn is because of the US & pro-Us policy geeks not spending their money in France.

  13. You live in a 3rd world country on Regulatory Fees on the 802.11 Broadcast Spectrum? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Perhaps you need to "donate" some funds to the local regulator.

  14. Re:But what does it all mean in ones and zeros? on Tourist-Class Soyuz Spacecraft Seats Open · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  15. But what does it all mean? on Tourist-Class Soyuz Spacecraft Seats Open · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    00001011 00111100 01000110 00100111 01000000 10110000 11101110 00001110 00101110 01010110 10110010 10000000 01111010 11101111 01001100 10010011 01101100 11100111 10001111 00111110 10000000 11100111 10010000 10101011 10100100 00101010 10111010 01110111 10111110 01001000 10110110 00010101 00000111 01111100 01101111 10110110 10111111 11001101 11101011 10011001 10110010 01101011 11000000 10001001 01000101 11000110 00011011 00100000 10000100 01101111 10110111 00101100 01111010 11101010 00011001 10011100 00011110 01011101 01111000 01001101 11010111 10101101 01001001 11110011 10010101 00010101 10111011 01000110 10011001 01100011 11101110 10100001 10010110 00010101 01111110 00101011 00110110 10110100 11101101 11001110 00111101 01001100 11101110 10111011 10101001 10110001 10111100 01011001 00100110 11010001 11000011 11000011 11000111 10010010 01011000 00011000 10101101 11111100 11110010 01001101 01110010 01111111 00111000 00000001 10111010 10100011 00001101 11101000 10100111 11010101 10011110 01100101 00011001 11101100 00000000 01101111 10001010 10011001 01000101 11001010 10010101 11001101 01011110 00100001 11110100 11101101 01011110 11011111 11000110 01011111 01011001 10000010 01101000 10111100 10011011 11111010 00010111 10000111 11100110 01001011 11000111 11110100 11011100 11100101 01010011 11110111 11100010 01000100 01100100 00011000 00111000 11000100 01000010 10011111 00001100 11011111 00110101 00011000 01100100 10000011 10110101 10011110 00111101 00000011 11011010 11100111 01011000 01110011 01101101 01010011 11000110 01111111 00011100 11011010 10111110 01011011 01111011 10011110 01101110 11100101 11001011 01111011 01001110 11101001 11100111 00110111 00000111 01001110 01010100 11110111 00110110 10110011 11101011 10110011 00000110 11011101 01011111 11101101 11001111 11001111 00100010 11010111 00111100 00111010 10100010 11110101 11110011 10001010 10101001 01000000 01001110 00001100 10110110 10001111 11010011 00111110 00011010 00001110 10001100 10001111 10010101 11110011 01111111 11110011 10101101 01010110 10101111 00011101 10001001 11010110 01001011 10111011 00100100 11011111 00011000 01101100 10010111 10101011 10010111 01010010 00111111 10110010 10110100 10001010 00111000 10000011 01101011 11111010 11011100 01111000 10011011 00010111 01010110 11110000 01101110 11101000

  16. Re:Excuse me, sir...you forgot some important info on Sweden To Outlaw File Sharing, Crypto Breaking? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    first of all, Harry and Dudley become friends

    Harry's mother was a death eater..... She made a promise to Voldemort to seduce James Potter and have a child.... then Voldemort would destroy both James and the Child ending the family line and spirit of Godric Gryffindor for good. Making it no more than a house name at a school. But she fell in love, and went back on the deal, and refused to give up Harry.

    Harry belongs to the Order of the Phoenix, where he has the power to bring one person back to life. He can only use this once in his life. Voldemort wishes to use this power, coupled with the power of a black Phoenix to bring back Lilly Potter..... And keep her as one of his minions... (Using the black phoenix, will increase her power... and make her MORE of a dark witch)

    Of course Harry wants to bring back his mom too... but without the Black Phoenix.

    Harry, Hermione, and Ron become Animagus. Malfoy becomes a POLYmagus heheh... (Some sweet Dueling Club battles that they use there new found abilities.)

    Ron gets on the Quidditch team....

    The trio (Harry, Hermione, and Ron) break into Azkaban... and perform a rescue

    They experience FIRST HAND what it is like to be a DEMENTOR

    Malfoy falls in love with an unlikely person and even betrays his father over her.

    Ron admits to Harry that he loves Hermione

    Harry goes on a date!! And makes out with her!!

    The fifth years take there O.W.L.S.

    Malfoy shows some sentiment towards Harry, and tells him to be careful, that good enemies are needed... and he wouldnâ(TM)t want for him to die.... and to loose him... as an enemy of course....

    One of the Gryffindor's becomes a Death Eater... and excells in his spells and power.

    Harry, Hermione and Ron all get a visit from Voldemort

    find out that Voldemort is Harry's grandfather

    Harry is both.... the Last heir of Gryffindor AND the last heir of Slytherin

    find out that Petunia was a witch just like her sister... but never given the chance to go to hogwarts, and her memory wiped clean... of ever having powers... and it goes into more depth on the event that caused her to hate her sister so...

    And Dudley of course is also a wizard... but does not know it...

    find out what happened with Hermione over the summer that she was so embarrassed about....

    one of the Trio is killed (Ron)

    An old family friend... and once teacher is killed...

    another student is killed

  17. You forgot the following: on The Return Of Shareware Games · · Score: -1, Troll

    first of all, Harry and Dudley become friends

    Harry's mother was a death eater..... She made a promise to Voldemort to seduce James Potter and have a child.... then Voldemort would destroy both James and the Child ending the family line and spirit of Godric Gryffindor for good. Making it no more than a house name at a school. But she fell in love, and went back on the deal, and refused to give up Harry.

    Harry belongs to the Order of the Phoenix, where he has the power to bring one person back to life. He can only use this once in his life. Voldemort wishes to use this power, coupled with the power of a black Phoenix to bring back Lilly Potter..... And keep her as one of his minions... (Using the black phoenix, will increase her power... and make her MORE of a dark witch)

    Of course Harry wants to bring back his mom too... but without the Black Phoenix.

    Harry, Hermione, and Ron become Animagus. Malfoy becomes a POLYmagus heheh... (Some sweet Dueling Club battles that they use there new found abilities.)

    Ron gets on the Quidditch team....

    The trio (Harry, Hermione, and Ron) break into Azkaban... and perform a rescue

    They experience FIRST HAND what it is like to be a DEMENTOR

    Malfoy falls in love with an unlikely person and even betrays his father over her.

    Ron admits to Harry that he loves Hermione

    Harry goes on a date!! And makes out with her!!

    The fifth years take there O.W.L.S.

    Malfoy shows some sentiment towards Harry, and tells him to be careful, that good enemies are needed... and he wouldnâ(TM)t want for him to die.... and to loose him... as an enemy of course....

    One of the Gryffindor's becomes a Death Eater... and excells in his spells and power.

    Harry, Hermione and Ron all get a visit from Voldemort

    find out that Voldemort is Harry's grandfather

    Harry is both.... the Last heir of Gryffindor AND the last heir of Slytherin

    find out that Petunia was a witch just like her sister... but never given the chance to go to hogwarts, and her memory wiped clean... of ever having powers... and it goes into more depth on the event that caused her to hate her sister so...

    And Dudley of course is also a wizard... but does not know it...

    find out what happened with Hermione over the summer that she was so embarrassed about....

    one of the Trio is killed (Ron)

    An old family friend... and once teacher is killed...

    another student is killed

  18. SCO's Position: Sign it or Don't See the Goods. on SCO NDA Online at LinuxJournal · · Score: 1

    Seeing part of the picture is better than none of the picture. Hopefully, we will have enough old men for an accurate interpretation of the elephant. Unfortunately, this is SCO's show and they can take their ball home: for now.

  19. This is a tactic to get people to stop. on Verizon to Reveal Customers in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Who are the four? Has Verizon contacted the alleged offenders and said "The RIAA is after you". If not, then think of all the schmoes deleting files. Who wins? The RIAA. Once again this is a tactic.